Who Knew it's a Presidential Relay Race? Kamala Harris has a leg up.
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Hi Friends
This week I'm sharing my thoughts on Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race and Kamala taking his place. The time since Biden has dropped out has seen the Democratic Party ahead of the Democratic National Convention ignited with new energy and enthusiasm over a candidate with fresh possibilities.
Pundits on CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, Newsmax and many more had all but declared the race for Trump saying Biden had no possibility or path toward victory and in this moment we find ourselves in many are rushing to support and extend the momentum that Kamala Harris has since the announcement. Kamala has been endorsed by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, several senate democrats and Joe Biden himself.
While attacks are taking place they aren't exactly landing in a meaningful way. Kamala is a part of Biden's administration but isn't seen as directly accountable for any of his more unpopular policies. Some of Joe's policies have been a divisive if not outright hated aspect of his campaign and seemed to be hurting him in the polls. Many did not like his stand on Gaza, felt he was ineffective dealing with the border and inflation, all this as it was clear the economy was actually doing much better but getting that messaging out and making the American understand it was something that his campaign was failing to do.
I also talk about a horrible instance on a flight that has permanently changed me forever.
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Recorded at Comedy Works in Denver, CO
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Josh's smile in the thumbnail is cute as hell.
This man is legit handsome. He looks really nice with his current hairstyle.
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Your really for a Movie script brother...
"You don't know who someone is, until they put in their two weeks"
That is a amazing quote
I know it's fantasy, and for so many reasons the executive branch does still have checks on it, but a part of me is just like 'What are we getting for my birthday and Christmas, Grandpa Joe?"
You are so correct, my dude. It only gets passed by the sentence afterwards.
Right!! I know some "two weeks dese nuts" people!
@@traceygarner5765 😂
😂😂😂 i straight up didn’t go in the last few days. I also had a stalker at work who wouldn’t stop and no one listened.
Imagine the whole chicken guy from the plane watches this and now knows it was on purpose ☠️🤣
That's exactly what I was thinking.
And you wonder what makes certain individuals snap!
Mabye next time, he won't bring a whole rotisserie chicken onto a plane.
@@joshreichardt2485 maybe he'll bring two.
The problem I see is, he didn't share.
He be fuming!
6:17 “We need to keep planes PLANE-prices, because when planes are BUS-prices, BUS BEHAVIOR comes to planes” 😂😂😂
Like there isnt no matter what, lol.
6min to make his first joke. We all have perspective. He needs ro work on this shit instead of posting so often.
In the words of Shooter McGavin "go back to your shanties."
Definitely RedLine behavior on this plane lmdaooo
@@MistaBankshis first joke was the man eating a chicken on the plane
"They say not all heroes wear capes. Yeah well, not all terrorists have bombs." Finally, the otherside.
totally underappreciated quote!
The dude probably watched this and thought, "I knew he wasn't asleep."
😂😂😂
I would LOVE to have Josh dump my dinner. The hunger is worth the story! That he covered it at a show?! Dessert.
Seeing this comment at the top, before the joke, ruined it for me.
@@momofsharkbait He even allowed him to eat most of it.
I swear Josh is the only comedian/content creator where I know for SURE its gonna be a good video..like every single time
Facts!
Thank you so much
Not the only one, but definitely one of them
So true.
💯💯
Live your life in such a way that Josh Johnson NEVER has to tell a story about you.
😂
Or, if he does, it better be GOOD!
ROFLOL! 😂
actually I'm striving to live my life in such a way that he constantly has fun and cool new stories to tell abt me 🕺
Yes 😂🤣😂
WHAT IN THE GREYHOUND MEGABUS IS THIS!?
That and bus price air fares bring out bus behavior.
“Somehow, this isnt illegal?” Haha
😂😂😂
I take it that's the $1 bus?
This is not behavior for the air!
My mom is in the ICU and she might not make it. I haven’t stopped crying in 4 days and it feels like the world has been pulled from underneath me. Thank you Josh for letting me forget the worries and the heartache of reality for 29 minutes, I really needed this break
I'm so sorry, sending hugs.
So sorry 😢 sending love via the net
Sending prayers to you
My mom died a few years ago and all i remember is the time period from her being the hospital before she passed, and i just wish i hugged her more. I pray your mom gets better, but no matter what, please give her all the hugs and kisses you can. ❤
@Feeling_So_Gabe 12 years ago I watched my mom die in the ICU after 3 weeks. This is the best advice.
As an airline worker with my own incredibly disturbing chicken on a plane story, this was one of the funniest sets Josh has ever put up for me!
I am so curious but also afraid. I’m so sorry dude lmao
@@erinyes3943 This happened several years ago, but I was on a late night flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta. I got a free upgrade to business class in the first row facing the bulkhead. I'm running late due to a ride complication and barely make it on, but even later than me is this 55~ish white guy. He comes onboard clutching a stuffed briefcase, which the flight attendants tell him more than once needs to go into the overhead bin before pushback and takeoff. He finally agrees so we can get going and everything seems normal from there until just as we get to cruising altitude.
Then shit gets weird. This man gets up and pries this huge paper bag out of his briefcase and sits down and buckles back up with it sitting on his lap, I mention to him how the tray tables in this row are hidden in the armrest, but he doesn't say a word of acknowledgement. Instead, he spends the better part of the next hour staring straight ahead at the bulkhead wall as he repeats the same actions: He takes out a single chicken wing. He takes a single bite of it. He places the remainder back into the bag. He takes out a single napkin and completely wipes off his hands. He puts the soiled napkin back into the bag. He stares blankly at the wall for another minute. He then begins the process again until finally making his way back around to chicken wings he's already taken a single bite from and finishing them.
This goes on for an hour, nearly half the entire flight. Now, it's late, so very few restaurants are open at the MSP airport's Humphrey Terminal, and none of them have chicken wings. There are few places close to the airport that are likely to be open or have chicken wings. This man has brought this giant shopping bag of chicken wings from somewhere far enough to nearly miss his flight, and he is letting almost nothing interrupt his mental focus towards these chicken wings. Once he's done, as you might expect from the previous performance, he stuffs the entire bag of spent bones and napkins back into his briefcase in the overhead bin, ignoring there are flight attendants and trashcans just 4 feet away from where he's sitting.
The rest of the flight was fairly unremarkable outside of him falling asleep, the flight attendant coming through the cabin and turning off his reading light to darken the cabin on such a late flight and him waking up in a panic to immediately turn it back on. This happened once from the flight attendants, and once more from me turning it off out of annoyance at it literally being the only light on in the entire cabin, but given this being the only human reaction from the man the entire flight, I decided best to let it go after that.
TL;DR Stop bringing your own chicken onto the airplane!
We need Thé story
@@sincerly_dion
I actually posted this once and it disappeared, not sure if length or content, but I'll try again. So, long story long: I was flying home on a late flight from MSP to ATL, I'm late as heck cuz of ride complications and get onboard late, but get upgraded to business class, 1A in the bulkhead as a courtesy. Last second, on walks this 55ish white man clutching a huge briefcase. The flight attendants tell him more than once to stow it overhead so we can push back, he finally does and the flight takes off pretty normally. Then things get weird...
We get to cruise altitude, and he gets up and pries out this huge paper bag from his briefcase and sits back down and buckles in. I can smell it's food, so tell him the tray table is hidden in the armrest in these rows, he stares straight ahead and says nothing. For context, it's late. Almost no restaurants are open at the Humphrey terminal, and none of them have wings, and there are few restaurants near the airport, but this man has a bag full of wings that likely made him almost miss his flight
Now here's the creepy part, he spends the next hour doing this repeated routine: take out a single wing, take a single bite of the wing, put the remaining wing back in the back, take out a single napkin to completely wipe his hands, put the soiled napkin back in the back, stare at the wall for a minute, repeat.
After almost an hour, he has completed the chicken run, gets up and shoves the bag of bones and napkins back into his briefcase. The flight attendants and galley trash are just 4ft away, but he's withholding the evidence for now. The rest of the flight he looks asleep until the flight attendant comes by and shuts off his reading light and he wakes up in a panic and turns it back on. I wait and turn it off myself because it's the only light in the whole cabin on, but he wakes again in a panic and turns it back on, not a word spoken. Given this is his only human reaction thus far, I decide to leave it alone and just wait out the rest of the flight. Again, this guy never said a word the entire flight, spent 95% of the time staring directly at the bulkhead wall or being not really asleep, and ate an entire bag of chicken wings like a broken AI simulation for OCD efficiency
Agreed, unfortunately I would love to hear this
I came in at the words "unregulated amount of chicken" and reflected that context is so, so important.
Like the sour cream/tsa lady bit. Classic
🤣🤣😂
@@Tonyhouse1168 Please elaborate on the sour cream TSA lady bit and where I can watch it
That’s how jokes work.
You did WHAT at the words "unregulated amount of chicken"?
I take care of my 90yr old father full time.
I CACKLED at the accuracy of our day.
Jam, stories, westerns, and naps.
Appreciate the respite your comedy provides.
God bless you for taking care of your father, I agree.. comedy is a good way to get some respite from caregiving
@@itsmarieg5816 thank you, he took care of me first 🥰
The silent generation loves those westerns, lol.
Stay strong!
@@srose1088 absolutely 😁
Josh Johnson is my current "safe" comedian. When I'm feeling low I know I can watch one of his sets and it immediately shifts my state.
I agree 100%!
Definitely describes my evening just now
Same! Just got me out of a depression mood with this one!
Not everyone can make the kkk funny
im co signing this one hundred percent. i just came off of an episode of being sick this set elevated my mood to almost feel normal.
TSA they took my water but apparently he could have 12oz of chicken juice 🤣🤣🤣
Josh is basically releasing full-length specials every week now with original content, absolutely mindblowing to see this level of proficiency in one’s craft!
THIS
“An FAA unregulated amount of chicken!”😂😂😂
FFA like Future Farmers of America, I thought.
@@ImJustSayingBTWYou thought wrong, it's the Federal Aviation Administration.
Sweet play😂 FAA instead of FDA✨👌🏾
if i had to sit next to someone eating an entire rotisserie chicken with their bare hands the plane would have to go down
My own annoyance at the thought of it spoilt the joke for myself! The smell the mess the juice the chomping!😡
He paints a vivid picture!😂
genuinely i would ask for some and try not to be bothered. i'd be bothered if i asked for some didn't get any and then they loudly ate besides me lmao
@@Zan823 😂😂when i heard the words '12 ounces of chicken juice' i almost threw up a little
I'd asked to be seated elsewhere. That's just gross behavior.
I have a bad case of misophonia so that would probably just end up being my villain origin story making *ME* turn into the terrorist on the plane. XD
20:25 when I would tell my grandpa “Good Morning, how are you?” He always responds “I woke up.”
Same mine will always dramatically check his pulse 🤣
It's equal parts thank God and disappointment 😭😭😭
Daily Show producers, give this man the Daily Show!
Please!!!
Jon Stewart is still king, but the rest can go. desi and the asian guy aren't funny at all.
“You don’t know who somebody is until they put in their 2 weeks.” 😂😂😂
I love when Josh cracks himself up with what he's about to say next.
you know when he smiles three times in a row it's about to go down
Absolutely. I applaud comedians who can go out there and do an entire set of stone-faced with the crowd losing it, but there's no substitute for someone who is experiencing joy while on stage. (:
I love it so much when he is telling his joke and pausing for the grinsss
He has a special called "Up Here Killing Myself" which is so perfect because he does this all the time.
"For some reason this isn't illegal."😂😂😂
Been watching Josh Johnson since he was bald. I tell everyone about him and I love that I've seen more and more in the last year or so. Man is a genius hiding philosophy and truth behind humor... not cheap laughs, just the absurdity of the shared human experience. Pay attention because he's only getting better and you're gonna see a lot of him in the future.
And the volume he puts out! All fresh and relevant. I’ve been loving seeing him get his regular bit on The Daily Show 🤩
Oh dang, I had forgotten the bald phase, and the afro phase
😂😂@@dl2725
He looked like he was 14 and was killing it ;~)
Whenever Josh stops mid sentence, I'm like "Oh s**t, here we go"🤦🏽♂️🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣
"The last time somebody had to go back to 1800...they may accidentally teach..." briliant!
Saw him for the first time just few days ago with Jon 'Stewart; was impressed. Clean, entertaining, and lines that tickles your intellectual faculty! This young man will go places!
5:36 “Like- he smell like he had just danced out the oven just now, right? Like he had chicken cologne, right?” 😭
Danced out of the oven took me out!😂😂😂
josh is legitimately my favorite comedian of all time…..NOBODY does it like josh does he’s truly in a league of his own
There's also Trevor Noah!
Agree 100%!!!!
Have you heard of Dave Chappelle? I love Josh, I'm just saying there's GOATs and there's great rising stars and there's hidden gems and off nights and Yada yada
@@jewellmadden8624 Trevor Noah barely qualifies as a comedian.
@@MrSpunkyflunky how’d I KNOW i’d get one of these comments lmfaooo
Man. For the last 7 months i’ve been watching Josh’s stuff every week, and as a big fan of old comedy, no one has ever topped Carlin’s ability to dissect the world around us until you, man
I was just thinking this exact thing! Saw him live the night after OJ died. What a treat!
Dave ❗❗❗🧐👀
And without the crassness of most of today’s comedians. Thx Josh, you are so funny and an amazing story teller.
@@michelletxmischief4390
Dang! I’m so intensely jealous!!!
"A fork would have gotten him caught ,......eating like Henry the 8th....fingers, fingers, fingers"...😂😂😂😂😂
The details. It's the details that paint the picture. 🎨
@CharifRocka so true 👍 he's an amazing story teller. ❤️
THANK YOU for your views on Biden via the granddad angle, especially that line “And then no one did any home work for 3 years.” Exactly how I felt!
Bus people eating on the plane like he's at medieval times.
Reminds me of Langston Kerman “don’t get married, go to medieval times”
It was his emotional support chicken 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 yooo I’m not there yet omg
WAS!!!!
Josh was already my favorite comedian, but the Henry The Eighth reference as a Tudor history afficionado just made me love his sets even more ❤
Same here! I consume some Tudor history content weekly even presented in a language I’m only semi-fluent in 😅
@raikie That's awesome!! I think I've read just about every book I can find on it, lol. I love Dr. Owen Emmerson's videos on the subject. If you can afford a $5.99 a month subscription, then History Hit has amazing documentaries and podcasts on the Tudor Era!
@raikie That's awesome!! I mainly enjoy reading, and have read just about every book I can get my hands on lol. But History Hit has really great documentaries and podcasts!
Yes! I was having visuals on that idea then he said it
Wow the AI bots are getting weirder every day
This guy is wicked hot, smart, and funny. If he asked me out I'd shout "hell yeah!" before he could finish asking me.
True comedic talent - Josh doesn’t need to make it shocking or overly sexual. Not saying there’s no place for that, just recognizing great talent.
$6 whole chicken or a $30 fried thigh and drum from the airport kfc. I am on the rotisserie guys side.
I was thinking the same thing 😛
Are you the guy?
Right?! $10 for a slice of pizza at the airport OR $10 for a Costco pizza? Totally got Costco pizza last flight just brought some zip lock bags to put it in for easier luggage juggling purposes... Though next time I'll probably use Tupperware... And don't forget the napkins/wipes!
i mean that's fair but you gotta eat it at the airport instead of trapping everyone else in with your rotisserie chicken smell for the whole flight 😭
@@raineyharrison7848😂😂
I'm in the sleeper of the 18 wheeler laughing like crazy!
make sure nobody punches your phone in their "sleep"
@@Purple001-eh6zo lol
Safe travels! 💖
We appreciate what you do big bro!!!
@@sakuragyoza always! Want to make sure everyone around me as well as myself get home safely. Thank you!
"Not all heroes wear capes"
Sweet, another passenger is gonna save him!
"Not all terrorists wear bombs"
Welp.
Fucking GENIUS line.
I love that Josh reminded everyone that voters asked for Joe Biden to run because we thought he was the only candidate that could beat Trump. He's a patriot for doing that and he's a patriot for stepping aside if he feels that another candidate can beat Trump this time around.
💯
Odd way to look back at either primary but sure king
Absolutely agree!
"You don't know who somebody is until they put in their two weeks." There has never been truer words spoken!
Love how the whole chicken story is stuffed with so many other jokes. Really well done 👍
STUFfeD
A whole humor turducken.
Stuffed chicken kkkk
Well done like the chicken.
Doesn't matter what side you sit on , Josh knows how to bring us all together for a damn good laugh.
I sit on my bottom side😂
"BY GOLLY I'M BLACK GOSH DARN IT!" - Josh Johnson
This whole thing was left wing trash rofl
@@damian_cross Just admit you hate black people rofl
@@damian_crosschicken’s left wing, I believe. The right wing got rolled down the plane aisle.
Josh is going to be a powerhouse in political comedy and just comedy in general. He already is but will quickly gain national appeal. I saw him live at a taping of the daily show and I have never laughed that hard. Josh is the real fuckin deal. I could easily see him hosting a show if he chooses to want that.
He should be the next host of the Daily Show.
This man is amazing. He's a genius. So prolific, and yet it doesn't at all come at the expense of his excllent humor. When he's doing Daily Show material, it's almost as if they clip his wings. This man can FLY! LET HIM FLY!
"We need to keep planes, planes prices. Because when planes are bus prices, bus behavior comes to planes."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not that funny if you think for a moment that we have plane pricing and he decided to pay bus price and complain.
@@sparksmcgee6641You must be the one engaging in bus behavior😂😂😂
@@shiirenesims6250 Nope.
I 100% agree with him on being happy to hear someone talk "normal"🎉
I saw him at this show on that Friday and there was a rude heckler but he handled her with class and he was just amazing in person. 10/10 would see again
I was at this show! 😊 Great show! Currently my favorite comedian. He doesn’t have to do too much to be funny, he is relatable, and simply a nice guy.
And good looking!
Not “bus behaviour” 😅 last week it was “community uber” this is too good 😂😂😂😂
Trump supporter here, I love you. Although our political beliefs differ, I support and respect your opinions and values, and will continue to support your content. Thank you for bringing joy to my life ♥♥♥
I couldn't scroll past this comment without saying "thank you". We don't all have to agree. Our determination to coexist in spite of our differences makes us beautiful as a nation.
He was like this flightless bird is about to take flight
You can fight me in court.... I won't be there. 😂
A President who can complete full sentences? She’s got my vote!
"remembering names and shit."
Sad af
@@sxt4447 she speaks in circles. Her sentences make no sense
@@merc9nine have you ever watched more than a short clip of her? She is usually making a larger point. Everything (makes more sense) in context.
@audreymcneal8714 yes. Im from California, a place that her ideas have destroyed. I've seen her talk for a long time and she's always babbling. She honestly seems like she had a few glasses of wine with lunch and she's a little drunk. She is like the character from Veep, but in reality. The only time she made any sense was when she was falsely accusing Brett Kavanaugh of grape because it was good for her politically. She's a vile, terrible person, that slept her way to the top, but she's an Indian woman, and you'll vote for any woman because you are a critical thinker.
They're saving your Democracy, by installing a person who received no votes from the public. You don't know a single policy of hers, but you're gonna vote for her. What a joke.
We were at this show! We had to go home a bit before the end to take care of a family issue, but we had such a great time. And now I got to see the presidential race bit here. Thank you Josh!
Bus behavior on planes is a real thing! 😅😂
Josh is an absolute revelation to not just comedy, but also social commentary. Thank you for sharing your talents with us.
did not expect that explosion of support for kamala lol.
A lot of people. A LOT of people were just settling with Biden. It’s exciting to not have to pick between two VERY old senile old men. So do I love Kamala as a candidate? No, not really. But I’m very glad it’s her instead of Biden as are the vast majority of Democrats.
I think the vast majority of Americans can see right through her.
@@joeszymanski3540 Absolutely! That’s the great thing about not being overly two-faced. I just wish the vast majority of the US could see through Trump 😊
Life long Dem- did my research got involved politically locally- had to switch. ❤️🩹
@@johnathanrhoades7751 It amazes me how you can completely ignore reality 😂 I guess it's the TDS.
Man just said CHICKEN JUICE and I am dying over here...great set!
Cackled at "They might accidentally teach..."
Could you explain exactly what he meant by that? I felt like I didn't quite get it
@@sh_joyteaching CRT by making them understand why so many black people have slave owners in their family tree
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@sh_joy after the audience laughs he says "I thought you burned all the critical race theory books". I believe the point of the joke was that the far right may try so hard to make Kamala seem racist that they might accidentally teach about the things they've been trying to keep out of history lessons in schools.
Republicans have been trying their hardest to ban books, especially in schools, and especially about racism and slavery.
He’s pointing out how ironic it is that they are calling on a terrible thing that happened *because* of slavery to tear down Kamala. And if people look into it… they’ll learn about it. Hence “they might actually teach”
A super long, super funny, twisting and turning, thrilling tale.... About a Rotisserie Chicken. That's something only Josh Johnson can do!
That was real brave, Josh. 😂 What if he was hangry and ready to fight😅
In reality, I would expect the flight crew would be all over chicken guy in an instant if he so much as started getting loud. (Crew was just as disgusted as Josh.)
He let him get down to the bone, he'd've been a'ight 🤣
Bus behavior coming to planes 😂😂😂😂
BRILLIANT! They might accidentally TEACH...
What? I didn't get that part
Yaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss!!!! That part!!😂😂😂
@@malmstrimhe was talking about Critical Race Theory
"might accidentally teach..." 😆😆😆👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽I applauded at my screen. Josh, please keep being Golden ⭐⭐⭐
I've done 56hrs on a Greyhound...
Perfect strangers will be watching your stuff for you with absolute trust and sharing food all around.
(I was moving and travelling with a half a dozen large boxes. More than I could handle on my own once we got to our destination. Wasn't sure what I was gonna do. Two people I met on the bus offered to stand by my boxes that were taken off the bus while another person grabbed his skateboard to help me move my boxes a few at a time to the cabstand nearby ❤❤)
That’s the kind of thing I do…I love helping people get out of jams, just so long as it doesn’t require anything of my knees. My knees are living a whole separate, fragile life than the rest of me!
It's not just that Josh is funny, but it also feels like free weekly therapy. For 30 minutes every week my grumpy-ass face aches from smiling through the whole of each of these sets. Thank you!
I come here every Tuesday like im dedicated to a tv show. Best part of my day and bonus today since we had one over the weekend. Thank Josh!
Eating a whole Rotisserie Chicken next to another Human..in an Inclosed Space, is an act of Violence 😆 🤣
My Dude be dropping actual knowledge and be so fukkin hilarious at the same time. It's pure comedy gold!!!
I ❤ you Josh Johnson
-a middle aged white woman who appreciates your lessons. ❤
Me too. An old white lady and I have to have my daily Josh dose.
@@teresadkirse8489
Same!
I was flying this one time and... soon as the plane got to altitude, the 13 year old sitting next to me unbuckled his seat belt, accessed the overhead compartment, and pulled out a County Crock butter tub. I watched him sit back down, bust it open, and he and his 8-year-old brother started going to town on homemade hot wings. Moms wasn't traveling with them, but she packed them a little something for the road. They did offer me some... but rando homemade airplane wings ain't my thing.
The whole thing was funny, but that last punch line was GOLD!!!
"They might accidentally TEACH...." Ooop! ahahaha I lost it at this point, so succinct and sharp you are Josh! I freakin love your standup and your journey🤜🤛
Rotisserie Guy was probably gonna grab drive thru on his way to the airport, but fast food is so expensive now that he was like “shoot, right across the parking lot I can get a whole chicken for less than a combo meal here ….”
The greyhound mega bus had me spitting my water out! 😂😂😂
Tell me why every ad break i get is a Kamala Harris ad 😂😂😂
Dude, I got an anti Harris ad, I was thinking, "marketing guys, maybe read the room?"
Ok, I’m not the only one😂😂😂😂
Because the video itself is an ad for her.
That CRT punchline was perfect! It had me laughing hysterically!😂!
Josh is a one man UPS man: he always delivers.
I was there and it’s still hilarious. Josh did a meet and greet after the show and is a genuine, kind person.
And when Chicago shows are added I will be there with a dear friend and family. We can all celebrate our new president 😊
I can't bring my bottle of water through TSA and this man gets A WHOLE DAMN CHICKEN THROUGH?
Lol ok Josh just said the same thing, thank you sir lmao
Pro tip: if you want to bring a liquid through TSA, freeze it until it’s solid. As long as it’s frozen, it’ll clear the scanners.
@@voicesofmarshians528 yes but even if I tiny bit melts they show up. I had frozen breast milk that held me up because it started thawing due to how long it took to get through security. It’s so annoying
Josh is prolific as hell. This guy knocks out a great 30 topical minutes every week. Dude is amazing.
ikr?
Most full-time comedians are this prolific and almost none are this consistently good.
The image/feels of sitting on a plane and unexpectedly having a whole chicken roll into my foot is deeply unsettling and hilarious.
"What do i do, bc somehow this isnt illegal" 😂☠️😂☠️😂
Saying, "Can I get you another one?" is so damn cold!! 💀
The title already has me cracking up
Believe me, every woman immediately said, "yeah? Sorta checks out" too. It's why we choose the bear.
Did they? Wow that amazing. Thank you for sharing.
@@DblTap317 You wanted her to get ratioed so bad didn’t you Ahahhahahah
Dumbest question ever, a bear is almost guaranteed death
hahaha!! Exactly why!
@@emgene3 "ratioed"?
Just for the record, Josh Johnson has become my favorite comedian, but this was by far my favorite RUclips video from Josh. Thank you Josh for addressing the current political landscape. I can't tell you how much I appreciate the perspective and laughter that you bring into my life!!!
Damn Chicken Guy living his best life. If your stuck in middle row might as well enjoy a whole rotisserie chicken. I am SOOO gonna get me a chicken next time on flight.
My husband just ran in from the other room because i was laughing so hard he thought i was crying.😅
Having a Kamala Harris Ad on here before the vid made it that much better 💀
Josh NEVER disappoints. EVER. Like I start laughing BEFORE he even gets the bit fully set up😂
Had a blast this Friday seeing Josh and Logan in Denver. And, being to meet you both in person and have a conversation, made it one of the most memorable days of my life. They say don't meet your heroes, but meeting Josh disproves this cliche. Josh was so kind and grateful for his fans, he is a hero you should meet y'all!!
Spit my tea out on “it wasn’t a scream like AHH it was a”
You don’t know who somebody is until they put their two weeks in. Every job I quit flashed before my eyes when he said that 😂😂😂
BUS BEHAVIOR!!!!
All hits no misses n I'm writing this as he says "I had a window seat"... 😅
I was at this show... and i still watched the entire 30 minute video!
“We need to keep planes PLANE-prices, because when planes are BUS-prices, BUS BEHAVIOR comes to planes”. No truer have ever been spoken! The skies are rough nowadays LOL
"What in the Greyhound Megabus" took me out! 🤣