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  • #DannyBhoy on how simple getting a haircut used to be and useless questionnaires.
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  • @mochiart6567
    @mochiart6567 5 лет назад +278

    “CHESTER! PREPARE MY HORSE!”
    Best line of the century 😂

    • @irenedavo3768
      @irenedavo3768 5 лет назад +1

      ChocoMochi please watch videos of Jim Nduruchi

    • @JrsGr8te
      @JrsGr8te Год назад +4

      I think he said, Jester.

  • @S_Chamblee
    @S_Chamblee 5 лет назад +622

    Here is a gentleman who needs a Netflix special

    • @ctx4241
      @ctx4241 5 лет назад +17

      he does not, he is telling same stories for 6+ years. Do not get me wrong, he is hilarious speaker and those jokes are working but netflix special should be something new, original and bang on special. This was special...yeah, those six years ago.

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 5 лет назад +26

      @@ctx4241 Jeff Dunham's been telling the same jokes for 20 years (he's a MASTER recycler!) but he has multiple Netflix specials...
      Not that they're any good, but that doesn't stop them from existing or my sister from watching them religiously.

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 лет назад +7

      Otaku Prepper couldn’t agree more one of my fave comedians him and Daniel schloss two of the most funny Scots there are !

    • @philgabka
      @philgabka 4 года назад +9

      He has plenty of new material. I have seen him 3 years ago and beginning of this month when he toured Canada but he stopped recording and making dvds few years ago. So only time you can hear and see his new material is by attending his live shows

    • @valentinastanojcic5631
      @valentinastanojcic5631 4 года назад +4

      he stated in an interview that he doesnt ever want to be on netflix

  • @shonnyNOR
    @shonnyNOR 5 лет назад +24

    Definitely the most charming comedian around. That smile of his is just magic.

  • @fudgeweasel
    @fudgeweasel 5 лет назад +101

    Danny Bhoy doing stand up is just your average Scottish conversation.

  • @hawihawi9260
    @hawihawi9260 5 лет назад +251

    Can u imagine Danny going to India and speaking in his Scottish accent??? Tht would be an epic

    • @paisleycarol
      @paisleycarol 5 лет назад +8

      I’m Scottish and worked with a lot of Indian people. They had no trouble understanding me, or I them .You just have to listen!

    • @marhcNecro
      @marhcNecro 4 года назад +1

      @F0rcE.1 He's Indian you dilt.

    • @shreyassarangi6106
      @shreyassarangi6106 4 года назад

      Yeah he would not be received well lol

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 4 года назад

      hawi hawi seriously

    • @johnchestnutt6892
      @johnchestnutt6892 3 года назад +2

      @XI PinGPonG maybe the point was t ghb at his accent would more than likely be a comical suprise to many living there. You, mr. Jet setter., may be too sophisticated to recognize this bottom drawer humor but try, ok?

  • @markmuller8829
    @markmuller8829 5 лет назад +160

    Are the 51 dislikes from offended hairdressers or the people who produce the marketing questionnaire?? Seriously, how can anyone dislike Danny Bhoy....

    • @ficamica1
      @ficamica1 5 лет назад +8

      dont forget about the train people

    • @TheAngryPacifist05
      @TheAngryPacifist05 4 года назад +3

      It turns out there are a lot of racist assholes on the Internet...*sigh*

    • @gregoryking4796
      @gregoryking4796 4 года назад +4

      Amtrak employees

    • @skyscraper5910
      @skyscraper5910 4 года назад

      humor is subjective, why would you expect everyone to like the same things you like?

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 2 года назад +4

      Perhaps one was from Chester, who was tired of preparing his %^&* horse. Lol.

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 5 лет назад +121

    Lolol the industrial revolution lolololol

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 4 года назад +14

    Danny needs love fr. He’s an amazing Scottish comedian.

  • @darklimeking372
    @darklimeking372 5 лет назад +48

    Snippy snippy cut cut

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 лет назад +26

    A pair of scissors and a dream....or nightmare - Lol!

  • @humixmusic4lyf
    @humixmusic4lyf 4 года назад +9

    He’s such a good comedian I wish he did another full standup

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 5 лет назад +57

    For the YMCA: How did you hear about the YMCA?
    Add your own box: The Village People.

  • @MiracleWinchester
    @MiracleWinchester 5 лет назад +34

    Man, he's so pretty. And such clear skin I'm jelly

  • @Swagdicate
    @Swagdicate 5 лет назад +10

    I saw him live and he is even better in person.

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 4 года назад +9

    Has there been a history of hair in my family
    😂😂😂😂

  • @juliaa.briges1341
    @juliaa.briges1341 5 лет назад +7

    Snippy snippy cut cut 🤣 All he says is hilarious, even lil' details

  • @zohebsuleman1678
    @zohebsuleman1678 5 лет назад +33

    Wish I could see his show live, one of my fav comedians

  • @sarahmohler3925
    @sarahmohler3925 5 лет назад +12

    So happy to see new Danny Bhoy videos!

  • @kamj19
    @kamj19 5 лет назад +28

    this guy is good

  • @ferzinhaN
    @ferzinhaN 5 лет назад +20

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this!!!

  • @avonysup3976
    @avonysup3976 5 лет назад +15

    we are going to his show in May (SYD). Can't wait!!

  • @chelseayoung9797
    @chelseayoung9797 5 лет назад +7

    Best thing to come out of Dumfries and Galloway, absolutely love him 😂

  • @alexhelton5886
    @alexhelton5886 5 лет назад +19

    He looks like David Tennet

  • @ivaylokatov1801
    @ivaylokatov1801 5 лет назад +25

    Clean and sharp - I like him. He is a breath of fresh air. Too many unfunny comedians use only profanity to make up for their inadequacy.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 года назад +3

      He's got swearing in his other shows. Not a lot, not like Lewis Black or even George Carlin, but the show at Sydney Opera house he said "I will be swearing in this show, I make no apologies for that. I'm from Scotland, where Tourettes is seen as a gift."

  • @susans654
    @susans654 5 лет назад +45

    Funny guy. Love the accent!

    • @denisewhisler5536
      @denisewhisler5536 5 лет назад +2

      Susan S I know right 😊

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 лет назад +2

      Susan S yep he’s from Edinburgh or just outside the little village he mentions here is called moffatt

    • @chelseayoung9797
      @chelseayoung9797 5 лет назад +2

      Moffat isn't near Edinburgh, it's about 2 hours outside of Edinburgh 😂 he's from dumfries and Galloway, he's pretty much the only good thing to come out of our wee county😂😂👌

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 лет назад

      TKD Chelsea well I never said geography was my strong suit ! And only good thing what about Sam heughan hes from there as well ballymclellan specifically

    • @chelseayoung9797
      @chelseayoung9797 5 лет назад

      @@michelleflood8220 tbh I know he's in outlander but I've never watched it so I can't really comment lol

  • @amalyahelizabeth5470
    @amalyahelizabeth5470 4 года назад +2

    i started laughing so hard i tried to go back and like the video a second time

  • @BoffinGrusky
    @BoffinGrusky 5 лет назад +15

    Good Stuff!

  • @christinelynch6611
    @christinelynch6611 2 года назад

    Brilliant performance! He is a natural! Good clean fun!!

  • @maryraisch6648
    @maryraisch6648 2 года назад

    Love Danny! ❤

  • @unspecifiedaccount
    @unspecifiedaccount 5 лет назад +13

    :D Brilliant

  • @robertasimpson804
    @robertasimpson804 4 месяца назад

    oh my god! We absolutely love Danny❣️❤️🙏

  • @decepticonavidgamer882
    @decepticonavidgamer882 5 лет назад +20

    Danny boy is still alive great 👍

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 5 лет назад

      decepticonavid Gamer My thoughts too.

  • @MaccaBax
    @MaccaBax 9 месяцев назад

    3:45-4:20 best part! CHESTER, PREPARE MY HORSE😂😂😂😂

  • @joda6466
    @joda6466 4 года назад +2

    Snippy snippy cut cut 😂

  • @a.hashem4587
    @a.hashem4587 2 года назад

    "Has been a history of hair in my family? " 😂😂

  • @jasminel9815
    @jasminel9815 4 года назад +15

    His accent is throwing me off... great comedy

  • @9hundred67
    @9hundred67 4 года назад +2

    DANNY BHOY IS THE BEST!! snippy snippy cut cut exactly right.....just cut it.....shiiiiit.

  • @olivyae3057
    @olivyae3057 4 года назад +3

    was it a "FDDDDDDDrRRRR iend that told you about the train?"

  • @anthonywhelan4660
    @anthonywhelan4660 4 года назад

    Brilliant comedian.

  • @darklimeking372
    @darklimeking372 5 лет назад +60

    Im seeing him next month, Should I get a t-shirt with his face photoshopped onto a man with chest hair with the caption 'Danny Mhan'

    • @jaymarsbar
      @jaymarsbar 5 лет назад +6

      Definitely!

    • @Blanca-PB
      @Blanca-PB 5 лет назад +5

      Hell yes

    • @sandradeearna3342
      @sandradeearna3342 5 лет назад +1

      Are you kiwi?

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 5 лет назад +2

      Did you do it???

    • @darklimeking372
      @darklimeking372 5 лет назад +3

      @@WouldntULikeToKnow. no.... I should have though, turns out I was a lot closer to him than I was expecting, and he interacted with me directly multiple times

  • @palexstarks5553
    @palexstarks5553 4 года назад +1

    Chester prepare my horse......this dude was hilarious

  • @TombstoneHeart
    @TombstoneHeart 5 лет назад +9

    I have a supplementary question for Danny. Where are your shoelaces or is that a bit of technology just a tad too advanced for that little Scottish village?

  • @DoctorOctobussy
    @DoctorOctobussy 4 года назад +3

    *ThE InDUstRIaL ReVOLuTIon*

  • @simonemisso5231
    @simonemisso5231 5 лет назад +3

    #legend

  • @carolgarabedian01
    @carolgarabedian01 3 года назад

    He is funny. I like him.

  • @metalNanime4ever
    @metalNanime4ever 2 года назад

    02:45-03:00 made me cry with laughter!

  • @dragoknight377
    @dragoknight377 5 лет назад +1

    haven't seen him in a while, still fucking funny.

  • @irishandirie
    @irishandirie 5 лет назад +6

    I would've crumpled the paper up, thrown it on the floor and walked out.

    • @Zion-hg3cs
      @Zion-hg3cs 5 лет назад +2

      irish and irie you’d sir are what is called a rude asshole

  • @tediousmaximus1067
    @tediousmaximus1067 4 года назад +1

    This is his best routine, but they cut out the bit about buying underpants! That was the best bit!

  • @tjmcguire9417
    @tjmcguire9417 8 месяцев назад

    Danny Thank you. Just saw you in London Ontario Canada. 2 nights ago. You put EVERYTHING out there and I have never ever heard better shaggy dog stories with a one-two punch somewhere along the line.. For anyone out there able to see this lad. DO IT. He puts his heart and soul into it. Average comedians? 1 hour. Danny Easily almost 2. So. Get on wi it. This is one happy kind guy with a gift of the gab.

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 5 лет назад +3

    omfg ahahahha I always thought you just loved to fake tan hahahhhaha sorrrryyyyyy

  • @uvelopin24
    @uvelopin24 5 лет назад +5

    Hahahaha!!! Tell em!!!

  • @ibrarsiddiqi8948
    @ibrarsiddiqi8948 5 лет назад

    Scissors and a dream.

  • @visalbotrchan1431
    @visalbotrchan1431 5 лет назад +24

    Doesn't he look like Ted from HIMYM?

  • @momoe9349
    @momoe9349 Год назад

    I think of this joke everytime I hear the word email

  • @EndlessSummer888
    @EndlessSummer888 3 года назад +1

    "An end to the escalating violence in the Middle East."
    I give smartass answers like that on "rate our product" things from my antivirus or from Microsoft. It asks "how likely are you to recommend our software to someone?" On a scale of 1 to 10, I always answer with a 1. In the comment box "tell us why you gave this rating," I write "because people don't have conversations in which they recommend office software to each other."

  • @elainemerrill225
    @elainemerrill225 5 лет назад +1

    Haaaaaa!!!!

  • @tajunoor1311
    @tajunoor1311 4 года назад

    He is dam right!

  • @GayBastich
    @GayBastich 5 лет назад +2

    _Snippy Snippy Cut Cut_

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 3 года назад

    6:18 I'm sorry, but he IS making this up.

  • @innovation8837
    @innovation8837 4 года назад +2

    I heard about it from thomas .. the train

  • @maddysydney
    @maddysydney 4 года назад +1

    Danny is the only Scot I can understand 😀

  • @HA-oo5gs
    @HA-oo5gs 5 лет назад

    Did you go for a barber for your current hair cut ?!

  • @HunGredy
    @HunGredy 3 года назад

    3:09 I've got some Jim Jefferies vibes there :D

  • @Scxoop123
    @Scxoop123 4 года назад +1

    Chester Prepare my horse 🐎

  • @corinnawinkler1872
    @corinnawinkler1872 4 года назад +2

    I thought this material fell flat (not a chuckle) and I loved him five years ago in his “Diddle-lee-doo! Potatoes!” Stand up routine.

  • @JadisAmalthea
    @JadisAmalthea 2 года назад

    Danny is the perfect example of "voice/accent does not match the face". Its so surreal to watch him. I see a slightly Indian dude with a strooooong Scottish accent. So weird! Loving his comedy tho!

  • @iAmEdwinHamilton
    @iAmEdwinHamilton 4 года назад

    Was it flind??? I need more flinds...

  • @zyriuz2
    @zyriuz2 3 года назад +1

    Yes, it's actually pretty annoying that all it's about is that data 😬

  • @kieranduffin4686
    @kieranduffin4686 5 лет назад +12

    Looks like Ethan from h3h3 😂 without the fupa

  • @klocc5627
    @klocc5627 11 месяцев назад

    Can’t believe Chumbawamba wrote a song about him

  • @morehn
    @morehn 5 лет назад +7

    Next time go to a barber

    • @tukamote6185
      @tukamote6185 4 года назад

      He went to a hair salon to get material

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 3 года назад

    What are trains ??

  • @jerryk704
    @jerryk704 3 года назад

    I remember when I purchased shampoo at this dingy 💇 salon,this very young lady asked me a stupid question"do you live around here????duh its only shampoo....

  • @absolutebollocks2258
    @absolutebollocks2258 5 лет назад +1

    *Noncery*

  • @dwightlangdale4132
    @dwightlangdale4132 5 лет назад +3

    I've heard this exact joke before and I don't think it was from him

  • @CrazyBrotherTime
    @CrazyBrotherTime 5 лет назад +10

    This guy looks a bit like russell

    • @clumsydins9771
      @clumsydins9771 5 лет назад

      True

    • @gregormiller4037
      @gregormiller4037 5 лет назад

      Russell Crowe?

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 5 лет назад +1

      Gregor Miller russell peters

    • @countys32
      @countys32 5 лет назад +1

      @@leenae5937 No he doesn't you're just a tad bit racist.

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 5 лет назад

      @@countys32 1. It wasnt my comment 2. That was the russell he was talking abt and i was answering ur question.

  • @natheniel
    @natheniel 5 лет назад +21

    Indian and Scottish accent mix is probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

    • @i90sknd75
      @i90sknd75 5 лет назад +23

      Natheniel Becken I detect zero Indian in said mix.

    • @Goggin68
      @Goggin68 5 лет назад +1

      I went into a shop In Edinburgh expecting an accent a Dublin accent came out of the Girl behind the till shock of my life

    • @Goggin68
      @Goggin68 5 лет назад +3

      @Ali Al-Mahdi there isn't a train from Dublin to Edinburgh there's sea between the two

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 лет назад +10

      He is ethnically mixed but grew up in Scotland. There is no indian accent in there. Pure Scottish

    • @TheHobofosho
      @TheHobofosho 5 лет назад

      I think you are finding the Scottish accent weird.

  • @racheltaylor6578
    @racheltaylor6578 2 года назад +1

    He’s funny but I’ve heard all this material before.

  • @adamvaughan123
    @adamvaughan123 4 года назад +15

    What a dead audience, jesus. I'd be on the floor rolling

    • @westaussie965
      @westaussie965 3 года назад +1

      What a dead audience, allah.
      What a dead audience, buddha 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @JungleJoeVN
    @JungleJoeVN 8 месяцев назад

    Yes, I would love to see an end to violence and tension in the middle east. It can be achieved by relocating the state of Israel to what used to be East Germany. This should have been a result of WW2, but wasn't so that there would be continued tension , violence and instability in the middle east.

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 5 лет назад +3

    Danny Bhoy where oh where do you find your clothes? A second hand store?

  • @Tharindu43
    @Tharindu43 5 лет назад +1

    am i the only person who thinks he looks a bit like russell peters

    • @i90sknd75
      @i90sknd75 5 лет назад

      Rex Nanayakkara Yes

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 лет назад

      Yes. Because they're both comics and have some Indian ancestry doesn't mean they look physically alike.

    • @Tharindu43
      @Tharindu43 5 лет назад

      @@zkart8038 comics? nice, but no I find the faces similar lmao

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 лет назад

      @@Tharindu43 comic= comedian

  • @Adam_Ch739
    @Adam_Ch739 4 года назад

    horrible crowd

  • @jerryk704
    @jerryk704 3 года назад

    Women would no formal training,hilarious.....

  • @RACHELTAYLOR7
    @RACHELTAYLOR7 5 лет назад +6

    He’s funny but he does the same routine over and over.

    • @Fishbowl74
      @Fishbowl74 5 лет назад

      Isn't this new?

    • @RACHELTAYLOR7
      @RACHELTAYLOR7 5 лет назад +1

      No.Its not new.I really like him but I’ve heard all the routines before.

    • @mikefule330
      @mikefule330 5 лет назад +6

      The clue is in the word "routine". :)

    • @philgabka
      @philgabka 4 года назад

      You don't hear about his new material because he doesn't record and publish it online anymore. He does live shows only. I saw him twice, three years ago and at the beginning of this month and you won't find that online anywhere

  • @peterwelsh1932
    @peterwelsh1932 5 лет назад

    Like Dana Carvey thru Pakistan filter? Except_ gotta do better than 'Haircut Sign-in" material. I bet this guy and and the corporation he works for are desperately trying to find out everything about anyone willing to sit through this stuff and what jokes they'd like to hear

    • @TheHobofosho
      @TheHobofosho 5 лет назад +2

      He is of Indian Scottish descent... At least get your prejudices right little Pete.

  • @trangia12
    @trangia12 4 года назад +2

    TRUMP 2020

  • @goddessoffayries
    @goddessoffayries 4 года назад

    Ignorance isn’t funny. I’m bored. Next!

  • @wadesharp11
    @wadesharp11 5 лет назад

    Not funny this time..

  • @jameslee9101
    @jameslee9101 5 лет назад

    Y’all need to explore better comics. This was so average it hurt

    • @gamesmithy
      @gamesmithy 4 года назад

      James Lee I think most of us just laugh due to the accent

  • @prunetracy7651
    @prunetracy7651 5 лет назад +1

    he is not funny. A scotsman complaining about getting a hair cut. This is the worst attempt at comedy I've seen in years.