Danny Bhoy - The Problems With Noah And His Ark

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  • Опубликовано: 18 фев 2016
  • #DannyBhoy on the 2012 London Olympics, the moral behind every church hymn, and why Noah and his Ark would not have been welcomed in Scotland.
    #DannyBhoyStandUp at the 2012 #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal.
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  • @shonnyNOR
    @shonnyNOR 4 года назад +45

    Arguably the most charming and witty of all comedians!

    • @_._.avid._._5951
      @_._.avid._._5951 4 года назад +2

      Arguably

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 3 года назад +1

      Jonn Mero and super cute too boot! 🥰🦋❤️🙏

    • @JohnDoe-bo5yk
      @JohnDoe-bo5yk 2 года назад +1

      I hadn't seen much of him him, kinda forgot who he was but listened to a skit just before. Shit, I gotta go for a binge tonite

    • @jsanders299
      @jsanders299 Год назад

      You will like Sebastian Maniscalco too.

    • @shonnyNOR
      @shonnyNOR Год назад

      @@jsanders299 Hardly. Lacks Danny Bhoy's carisma. But being a seppo and being funny generally doesn't go together, as the two good US comedians, Robin Williams and George Carlin aren't with us nay more. Both missed!

  • @vanessalara9187
    @vanessalara9187 2 года назад +30

    Danny Bhoy is great I love his comedy and his smile

  • @artsy__heart7972
    @artsy__heart7972 7 лет назад +14

    when he said mosquitoes... preach!!!! 😂

  • @rosemaryclarke2348
    @rosemaryclarke2348 Год назад +9

    He's great isn't he! I can't watch anything on bagpipes now without rolling up with laughter!😂😂

  • @madeleine6866
    @madeleine6866 7 лет назад +34

    The pipes, the pipes are calling...

  • @snowfox7739
    @snowfox7739 3 года назад +5

    6:25 I got a little worried there at first....lmao

  • @FatesWishes
    @FatesWishes 6 лет назад +8

    My dog woke up and looked around at 5:00 lol

  • @borisbrian2565
    @borisbrian2565 4 года назад +10

    Thanks RUclips you gave me a Unique comedian

  • @bjhunnicutt652
    @bjhunnicutt652 8 лет назад +20

    5:50. DID THAT. Did that many a time.

  • @OD_G00N
    @OD_G00N 4 года назад +5

    Oh, Danny Bhoyyyy,
    The pipes, the pipes...

  • @maryraisch6648
    @maryraisch6648 2 года назад +5

    Danny is Brilliant! I love it and him! Unbelievable!

  • @tenthousanddaysofgratitude
    @tenthousanddaysofgratitude 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love Danny. He never fails to make me laugh.

  • @dutchpascale
    @dutchpascale 8 лет назад +12

    Love him!

  • @amandaholobeck1771
    @amandaholobeck1771 4 года назад +4

    You are awesome , I’ve lived in the USA for 18 years I’ve just discovered you , I love you

  • @krisadler6509
    @krisadler6509 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love how he breaks up laughing occasionally. Reminds me a bit of Red Skelton who used to giggle at his jokes 😂

  • @starrayenightmiracles
    @starrayenightmiracles 4 года назад +17

    I can so relate with the Christmas carol bit... It's just me every time I try to sing 😭😭

  • @FrknRican86
    @FrknRican86 7 лет назад +11

    I watch this as I hold my pet rat. Lol.

  • @jayaniweerasinghe7939
    @jayaniweerasinghe7939 4 года назад +13

    He said basilica instead of church this time 😃

    • @fernendo4
      @fernendo4 2 года назад

      Yup I caught that too.

    • @user-uu8zw6ek8w
      @user-uu8zw6ek8w 7 месяцев назад

      But there are Basilicas in Montreal.

  • @aaronsensei7637
    @aaronsensei7637 2 месяца назад

    Love Danny Bhoy always a great laugh and very charming

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 4 года назад +8

    That’s where they got the ahhAHHaaamen

  • @JillnArt
    @JillnArt 21 день назад

    Great comedy. Wonderful personality.

  • @kvswar
    @kvswar 4 года назад +4

    Very funny. Happy..

  • @juliaa.briges1341
    @juliaa.briges1341 5 лет назад +4

    ...and take mosquitoes with u! 🤣

  • @Flamezz7
    @Flamezz7 8 лет назад +159

    anyone point out how he looks like a brown david tennant

  • @sofiabarrera5227
    @sofiabarrera5227 4 года назад +4

    4:05 this dude laughing is breaking him he's trying so hard not to laugh

  • @DonOmarRamiro
    @DonOmarRamiro 7 лет назад +6

    hee hee hee... 4:03 mark. That laugh is killing me.

  • @ericamary6778
    @ericamary6778 6 лет назад +10

    He looks so cute.

  • @CalvinLimuel
    @CalvinLimuel 4 года назад +30

    you can make so many more jokes from Noah’s Ark lol

    • @RomarioFouardo
      @RomarioFouardo 4 года назад

      To be honest my friend never liked any type of jokes on any type of religion, it's just very sensitive and it should be highly appreciated and respected, I'm talking about all religions

    • @RomarioFouardo
      @RomarioFouardo 4 года назад +1

      @jriden
      Just out of respect bro, you don't like my opinion don't take it, ignore it, I won't

    • @teddyscrubs
      @teddyscrubs 3 года назад +1

      @@RomarioFouardo Then don't listen to them then

    • @Rheok1
      @Rheok1 2 года назад

      Go on then

  • @chickenchauffeur3791
    @chickenchauffeur3791 9 месяцев назад +1

    The escalator joke was Mitch Hedbergs joke

    • @user-bp2bq6vr8v
      @user-bp2bq6vr8v 4 месяца назад +1

      @@gv7217uhhh, Mitch Hedberg died in 2005.

  • @balwinderdosanjh1360
    @balwinderdosanjh1360 3 года назад +5

    Da crowd did Naye appreciate dis dude ! I've seen him live ! He swears alot 😇. Guess it's not a Canadian fing 🤣...oh well takes all sorts , tarra 😷👋👋👋🇬🇧

  • @haleighferland6577
    @haleighferland6577 4 года назад +11

    The dislikes are from the rats and zebras that got turned away

  • @rachelzuniga5300
    @rachelzuniga5300 3 года назад

    He funny !!! 🤣

  • @frankmckee7803
    @frankmckee7803 4 года назад +2

    Great job of advertising

  • @enzoli23
    @enzoli23 7 лет назад +10

    "If you ever see 4 guys in a boat in Glasgow, you know one of them's not coming back"
    ummm...I might be missing something here, please someone would explain it?

    • @hornetobiker
      @hornetobiker 7 лет назад +15

      One of them is going in the water.... permanently,

    • @enzoli23
      @enzoli23 7 лет назад

      aaaha..I think I get it now :D thanks!

  • @Subxenox15
    @Subxenox15 8 лет назад +6

    Heavy take from Eddie Izzard, but I enjoyed it

  • @LordBaNZa
    @LordBaNZa 8 лет назад +53

    So his very first real joke is one of Mitch Hedberg's most famous?

    • @andersonneil2293
      @andersonneil2293 8 лет назад +38

      broken escalators being stairs is hardly a unique thought

    • @nathanfarley5490
      @nathanfarley5490 8 лет назад

      +LordBaNZa he elaborated on it tho

    • @digtaka2124
      @digtaka2124 8 лет назад +1

      +LordBaNZa Totally agree, joke theif indeed

    • @julianswayze5961
      @julianswayze5961 8 лет назад +8

      escalator temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience.

    • @joaoxavier7149
      @joaoxavier7149 8 лет назад +1

      +LordBaNZa Came to say the exact same thing.This is blatant theft of a dead man.

  • @markomarin3414
    @markomarin3414 8 лет назад +17

    Come Danny where's the new content ?

  • @Beekle719
    @Beekle719 8 лет назад +19

    snatched my favorite mitch hedberg joke right from his act

    • @MrSiriusAB
      @MrSiriusAB 4 года назад +1

      @Big Cross who hurt you?

  • @MrDanee22
    @MrDanee22 4 года назад +1

    DANNY BOY

  • @DH.2016
    @DH.2016 3 года назад

    Rowing. Scotland. Katherine Grainger. 2012 Gold Medalist. Oh dear, Danny, oh dear. Still. It got a laugh. Even if .....

  • @alirazalael8414
    @alirazalael8414 6 лет назад +1

    great Photoshop skills

  • @frankmckee7803
    @frankmckee7803 4 года назад +1

    Not going to buy that mower! Ever!

  • @ARCoventry
    @ARCoventry 6 лет назад +10

    i know you can accidentally take a joke just subconciousley, but I mean i feel like he shoulda known that was a straight bite from Hedburg

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 3 года назад

      This feels like a complete accident to me.

  • @TimmyStaunton
    @TimmyStaunton 7 лет назад +16

    These jokes are all at least 10 years old

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz 8 месяцев назад +1

    The biblical story of the flood is arguably the most ridiculous part of the Wholly Buy Bull. Yeah, I know it's comedy and I love it! Just saying....

  • @esse298
    @esse298 4 года назад +2

    This is a Mitch hedberg joke. I still like this guy though. For now...

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 3 года назад +1

      Its a common enough observation about escalators, I doubt it was "stolen" intentionally. Plus, he did expand on it quite a bit. I give him a pass.

  • @captainelsa2477
    @captainelsa2477 7 лет назад +4

    He sound like groundskeeper Willie

    • @hamidking78
      @hamidking78 6 лет назад +2

      Alvin Rogers cause both are Scottish lol

  • @embrezar
    @embrezar 4 года назад +2

    0:50 His joke about the escalator was simply a more verbose version of the joke Mitch Hedberg told long ago. "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 6 лет назад +2

    Was this before or after the Mandela effect.

  • @michiganexpeditions7118
    @michiganexpeditions7118 4 месяца назад

    Escalator becoming stairs is a Mitch Hedburg joke. That's a stolen joke.

  • @philipp2236
    @philipp2236 8 лет назад +2

    this guy again

  • @joshoppenheimer1388
    @joshoppenheimer1388 Год назад

    He completely stole Mitch Hedberg’s escalator joke🙄

  • @boredweegie553
    @boredweegie553 2 года назад

    That audience are FKN DEAD 😒

  • @ark2985
    @ark2985 7 лет назад +3

    Mitch Hedberb joke!

  • @garretth9496
    @garretth9496 4 года назад +2

    Fun fact there are 77 ancient cultures that reference a worldwide flood and most of them have similarities to the biblical account of a flood.

    • @atomlasisi4494
      @atomlasisi4494 4 года назад +3

      By worldwide u mean peculiar to their area? What are the odds if a planet comprising of mainly water not getting occasional floods

    • @garretth9496
      @garretth9496 4 года назад

      Atom Lasisi Nope, I said what I said. The vast majority of them include depictions of water covering mountains. So I would assume they mean worldwide buddy

    • @atomlasisi4494
      @atomlasisi4494 4 года назад +2

      @@garretth9496 obviously u said what u said 😂... The depicting was done by those who survived yh?
      So if d mountains were covered ,where were d survivors staying ? D peak? I'm curious

  • @sen5i
    @sen5i 6 месяцев назад

    Stole Mitch hedbergs escalator joke

  • @OzzieOzzieOzzieOyOyOy
    @OzzieOzzieOzzieOyOyOy 6 лет назад +3

    He needs some new material

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 4 года назад +4

    Way to rip off mitch hedberg with the opening joke 🙄 did you think no Americans would ever see it??

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ 4 года назад

    Must have been so easy to be a comedy back then, so hacky.

  • @jojohehe3251
    @jojohehe3251 2 года назад

    I liked the broken escalator joke better 15 years ago when Mitch Hedburg said it. There is no way Danny Bhoy has not heard this joke before. Obvious joke theft.

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Год назад +1

      All comedians "steal" from other comedians as long as they don't rip th arse out of someone elses act like Dennis Leary did with Bill Hicks

    • @jojohehe3251
      @jojohehe3251 Год назад

      @@snelgrave101 no, they don't. Hacks do.

  • @maso0994
    @maso0994 8 лет назад +9

    Sorry but this was a weak performance :(

    • @bjhunnicutt652
      @bjhunnicutt652 8 лет назад

      +shawn maso Yeah, much like music, bringin' religion into comedy docks about 17 points from the overall score, but I liked the bit with the ark.

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch 7 лет назад +20

      What ?? That's ridiculous. Why would you not bring religion into comedy ?? It's already an enromous source of comedy material in itself.

    • @DanTheDangerousePig
      @DanTheDangerousePig 7 лет назад +5

      shawn maso it was the audience, watch him other places it's much better

  • @thomasmartin4660
    @thomasmartin4660 5 лет назад +1

    something about not using a mic as a comedian just stinks. never seen a good comedian use an earpiece

  • @paltinescu
    @paltinescu 8 лет назад +6

    What the hell...? Most of his act was stolen from Eddie Izzard...

  • @Quesadillaeater
    @Quesadillaeater 8 лет назад +8

    Shameless joke thief! Long live Mitch Hedberg

  • @Zerpersande
    @Zerpersande 8 месяцев назад

    Weak.
    Very weak.

  • @bakiterriyaki9794
    @bakiterriyaki9794 4 года назад

    This dude basically stole hedburgs escalator joke-- now I dont like him

  • @josh2Sides2
    @josh2Sides2 4 года назад

    Nick others material much?!