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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  3 месяца назад +30587

    Correction: those results are from Cape May County, NEW JERSEY. There is no Cape May County, Iowa 😣.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 месяца назад +682

      One day, there will be. Just wait

    • @Aaron-bw3xu
      @Aaron-bw3xu 3 месяца назад +232

      Your my presdient

    • @Vbeverage8
      @Vbeverage8 3 месяца назад +70

      Real tounge twister

    • @Aaron-bw3xu
      @Aaron-bw3xu 3 месяца назад +37

      Your my presdient

    • @spytf2-pb3yo
      @spytf2-pb3yo 3 месяца назад +47

      Don't worry Vsauce, I'm on it

  • @pw.70
    @pw.70 3 месяца назад +57702

    Imagine the chaos if everyone wrote 'You'.

  • @ALightforAttractingAttention
    @ALightforAttractingAttention 3 месяца назад +33532

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here. I'm not running for president.
    Or am I?"

    • @henrybeetle5223
      @henrybeetle5223 3 месяца назад +152

      Based pfp

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel 3 месяца назад +157

      Cue "Moon Men" music

    • @ALightforAttractingAttention
      @ALightforAttractingAttention 3 месяца назад +57

      @@henrybeetle5223 Beatles, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, who is this gentleman

    • @vi5692
      @vi5692 3 месяца назад +78

      “…in truth, it’s much less of a run, and more of a moderate jog. You see, the president couldn’t outrun me if he tried!😀”

    • @ALightforAttractingAttention
      @ALightforAttractingAttention 3 месяца назад +8

      @@henrybeetle5223 goated pfp

  • @garbomode29
    @garbomode29 3 месяца назад +11405

    i love "Anyone Else" and "God Help Us"

    • @ViriKyla
      @ViriKyla 3 месяца назад +356

      Same same same. This country is screwed, God help us please.

    • @SynoPTL
      @SynoPTL 3 месяца назад +258

      Literally Anybody Else actually campaigned

    • @staticostrich4689
      @staticostrich4689 3 месяца назад +238

      Deez Nuts was also there, which is something I never expected to see in a government document

    • @capiest
      @capiest 3 месяца назад +116

      İ love "socialism" my favorite presidential candidate socialism

    • @capiest
      @capiest 3 месяца назад +87

      "sephiroth" is pretty good too

  • @TF2ConscientiousObjector
    @TF2ConscientiousObjector Месяц назад +486

    “Sephiroth”
    “No one”
    “Joe Rogan”

    • @scorpion_guitarist
      @scorpion_guitarist 28 дней назад +10

      Not the sephiroth☠️

    • @lol_tr0l
      @lol_tr0l 22 дня назад +9

      Someone voted “socialism”

    • @bigpapi6688
      @bigpapi6688 11 дней назад +6

      I would genuinely vote for any of those three over our current choices

    • @its_blitz.
      @its_blitz. 10 дней назад +1

      @@bigpapi6688 joe rogan? hello? 💀

    • @noahoakley339
      @noahoakley339 4 дня назад

      Mickey mouse

  • @BlackFeno
    @BlackFeno 3 месяца назад +55734

    "Jesus got 3, Jesus Christ got 4" 😂😂

    • @yankeedpm
      @yankeedpm 3 месяца назад +522

      Was looking for that comment 😂

    • @curtisw502
      @curtisw502 3 месяца назад +1440

      Jesus Christ is his government name

    • @NelsonPimenta93
      @NelsonPimenta93 3 месяца назад +469

      You have to be specific.

    • @prattsplaygames4873
      @prattsplaygames4873 3 месяца назад +198

      Had me dying like why he say it like that

    • @bewtnewt
      @bewtnewt 3 месяца назад +58

      @@yankeedpmwhy. we all watched the video

  • @1SLMusic
    @1SLMusic 3 месяца назад +19500

    Vsauce, are you trying to subtly influence us to vote for you?

  • @OnionRainTheSilliest
    @OnionRainTheSilliest Месяц назад +126

    “God help us”
    “Deez nuts”
    “Donald duck”
    “Harambe”

  • @gravityvertigo13579
    @gravityvertigo13579 3 месяца назад +3950

    I like how at the very end you can see one guy seems to have voted for the singer from Dead Kennedys, but misspelled the name

    • @emzetkin1100
      @emzetkin1100 3 месяца назад +158

      Yeah I noticed that too, it was more than likely a ballot counter misreading someone's handwriting

    • @rmg6884
      @rmg6884 3 месяца назад +30

      no way i didn’t think anyone else would catch that

    • @PearoIGuess
      @PearoIGuess 3 месяца назад +36

      My favorite punk band, noticed immediately

    • @stonedrei
      @stonedrei 3 месяца назад +49

      i'd vote for jello biafra too the fuck

    • @beerdrinker_6930
      @beerdrinker_6930 3 месяца назад +20

      Yup, and further down the list someone voted for Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys. Hell yeah 😎
      Also, Dave Barry (he writes comedy books)

  • @Jesus.Christ0000
    @Jesus.Christ0000 3 месяца назад +3274

    Bob the Builder boutta solve homelessness we need that man in office 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Willy_Fisher
      @Willy_Fisher 3 месяца назад +329

      “Can he fix it? Yes he can” is unironically an incredible campaign slogan.

    • @thesunwillneverset
      @thesunwillneverset 3 месяца назад +140

      @@Willy_Fisher Gotta get the "Can *we* fix it? Yes we can!" for the populism appeal

    • @nahometesfay1112
      @nahometesfay1112 3 месяца назад +52

      Nah, Jesus take the wheel

    • @ordinaryrat
      @ordinaryrat 3 месяца назад +42

      I think you should start campaigning more seriously. The fact that you lost nearly half of the votes for you just because they didn't know which name to write in surely stunted your run for presidency.

    • @keepyourtoessafe
      @keepyourtoessafe 3 месяца назад +3

      @@ordinaryrat what???

  • @justacupomacaroni6387
    @justacupomacaroni6387 3 месяца назад +4871

    There will be a huge increase in people actually voting for Vsauce this year.

    • @suspicioussand
      @suspicioussand 3 месяца назад +455

      This reminds me of when Deez Nuts got like 10% of votes in the 2016 president election lmao

    • @KazuDiabolis
      @KazuDiabolis 3 месяца назад +92

      ima guess that Michael gets at least 10 votes this year

    • @dadonix61
      @dadonix61 3 месяца назад +81

      Please everyone vote Michael VSauce

    • @emzetkin1100
      @emzetkin1100 3 месяца назад +30

      You can find his full name pretty easily, we should make this a thing

    • @flemming1535
      @flemming1535 3 месяца назад

      @@suspicioussand do you actually think 15 million people voted that? You’re delusional

  • @jackmccool9911
    @jackmccool9911 Месяц назад +9

    Vsauce is youtube’s most loved youtuber, voting him in office sounds like a good idea

  • @xuder138
    @xuder138 3 месяца назад +1879

    Now Vsauce needs to convince the government that he technically has been voted for presidency like he convinced me that a triangle is a circle.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 месяца назад +12

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    • @eeeeeeeeee.
      @eeeeeeeeee. 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@EEEEEEEEe

    • @bule_n999
      @bule_n999 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@EEEEEEEE e

    • @jotap-2611
      @jotap-2611 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@EEEEEEEEpov my ear randomly

    • @Th3.H0n3y.K4t
      @Th3.H0n3y.K4t 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@EEEEEEEEE

  • @Kiarean
    @Kiarean 3 месяца назад +977

    My favorite write in is C'thulhu. "Why vote for the Lesser Evil?"

    • @betsywoolbright8059
      @betsywoolbright8059 3 месяца назад +12

      Omg. Best comment!

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 3 месяца назад +5

      Lmao

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 3 месяца назад +43

      The lesser evil would be Sephiroth, I suppose? He also got one vote.

    • @Uaarkson
      @Uaarkson 3 месяца назад +2

      Hell yeah

    • @Marynicole830
      @Marynicole830 3 месяца назад +19

      @@EdKolisI think he actually might be the lesser evil in this race 😂
      That’s…that’s sad man.

  • @stevefilms1997
    @stevefilms1997 2 месяца назад +2716

    Vsauce casually swaying you to write his name in on the ballot

    • @robotsongs
      @robotsongs 2 месяца назад +54

      Can we maybe do this during an election where we're not contemplating the possibility of it being our last?

    • @straightjacket3.519
      @straightjacket3.519 2 месяца назад

      @@robotsongsyou need to stop watching the news, they like to overdramatize things. The majority of Americans wouldn’t support a president who would end our democratic elections.

    • @TheFoxTailPalm
      @TheFoxTailPalm 2 месяца назад +10

      Well it’s working.

    • @FatherCorn
      @FatherCorn 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@robotsongs bro I can't be bothered to care much longer. Might as well have some fun

    • @axeldewater9491
      @axeldewater9491 2 месяца назад +8

      @@robotsongs There is no possibility of it being the last. It is Democratic propaganda.

  • @ooglespoogle1929
    @ooglespoogle1929 Месяц назад +28

    I find it hilarious that kanye west got the same amount of votes as bernie sanders did

  • @Ford-c1q
    @Ford-c1q 2 месяца назад +2867

    Vsause "We live in a democracy...... Or do we?"
    *Goes full mode dictator*

    • @Galimeer5
      @Galimeer5 2 месяца назад +50

      Not dissimilar to what Project 2025 intends to do

    • @dillonblair6491
      @dillonblair6491 2 месяца назад +15

      ***music plays***

    • @FlameTrooper1
      @FlameTrooper1 2 месяца назад

      The American public is not educated enough because everyone calls us a democracy when we are a republic

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Galimeer5Bruh half the country can't even define what a woman is and thinks men can get pregnant... 2025 is the least of your worries

    • @Alex-fu3mi
      @Alex-fu3mi 2 месяца назад +4

      we don't! not really! 🙃

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 3 месяца назад +6095

    If Michael Stevens becomes the next president, we'll finally figure out what the U.S. actually is and how much it weighs

    • @johntrivedi4462
      @johntrivedi4462 3 месяца назад +261

      Also it's average color and temperature.

    • @RustyCheez
      @RustyCheez 3 месяца назад +60

      How did blud get my man's last name

    • @linky6382
      @linky6382 3 месяца назад +10

      Didn't read your comment, but I posted a hilarious video of cute cars because my videos are worse 🤣....

    • @CheckUnderYourFloorboards
      @CheckUnderYourFloorboards 3 месяца назад +47

      ​@@linky6382I was lied to. There were no cars.

    • @SeanLin-l4x
      @SeanLin-l4x 3 месяца назад +43

      Then kurzgesagt will be vice president

  • @thenoseguy
    @thenoseguy 2 месяца назад +1554

    Biden drops out of the candidacy right after this comes out... Coincidence?

  • @Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers--
    @Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers-- 28 дней назад +35

    He had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @Krankie_V
    @Krankie_V Месяц назад +827

    I was also a child of America in '92. Not even a year old yet, and folks were voting for me for president. That's pretty sick.

    • @polymath6475
      @polymath6475 Месяц назад +3

      I'm pretty sure he was a child in the 70s, not the 90s

    • @Krankie_V
      @Krankie_V Месяц назад +8

      @polymath6475 he said in another video he was born in 1986...

    • @sun2damoon24
      @sun2damoon24 Месяц назад +4

      I was a child of America in '92 too born in 1991. Very interesting I was technically voted for president lol

    • @fabytthesecond5288
      @fabytthesecond5288 28 дней назад +1

      I was also a child of america back in ‘02, them were the good old days. Nothin like the 1902s

    • @JDotS.
      @JDotS. 25 дней назад

      You got my vote when you said “goo goo ga ga”

  • @ZstackZip
    @ZstackZip 2 месяца назад +2426

    “Hey USAsauce, President Michael here. Nuclear weapons are a bad thing…”
    “Or are they?…”

  • @oblivivian
    @oblivivian 2 месяца назад +1272

    I'm from RI and my grandmother swears she's the children of America voter.

    • @Hup.
      @Hup. 2 месяца назад +121

      My 3 year old self thanks her for her political support.

    • @Nightslikethesearerare
      @Nightslikethesearerare Месяц назад +3

      Holly crap RI expanded out of Terra😮

    • @saltiestsiren
      @saltiestsiren Месяц назад +3

      Honestly sometimes I'd think they'd do a better job than most of the adults currently in office.

  • @Randomuser837
    @Randomuser837 Месяц назад +5

    I love this video, especially the part where he says "jesus got 3" then proceeds to open his eyes even wider and says in a more serious tone "jesus CHRIST got 4". Comedy gold (It's just the way he says it that makes it so funny for some reason lol)

  • @ellendegenerated1
    @ellendegenerated1 3 месяца назад +781

    I'll keep that in mind to vote for you in the next elections. Message received loud & clear!

    • @HarryBalzak
      @HarryBalzak 3 месяца назад +20

      I, too, will write in "you".

    • @deadfull3476
      @deadfull3476 2 месяца назад +16

      Yeah I'll vote for "you" too

    • @pitpun11
      @pitpun11 2 месяца назад +1

      You would be an amazing president.

    • @hy7864
      @hy7864 2 месяца назад

      Is he Chinese?

    • @HarryBalzak
      @HarryBalzak 2 месяца назад

      @@hy7864 Sometimes.

  • @Lilbitpurp
    @Lilbitpurp 2 месяца назад +1642

    “Jesus got three. Jesus CHRIST got four.”
    Idk why but this absolutely sent me 😂😂

    • @rantional8180
      @rantional8180 2 месяца назад +74

      Jesus is the guy that mows my lawn, Jesus Christ is lord a savior.

    • @danielsantoro6332
      @danielsantoro6332 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@rantional8180 So, which Jesus is the best president?

    • @Erucus
      @Erucus 2 месяца назад +12

      @@danielsantoro6332I feel like they’d both be pretty bad presidents

    • @danek_hren
      @danek_hren 2 месяца назад +5

      "Sent me" to heavens probably

    • @dextermorgan-u2z
      @dextermorgan-u2z 2 месяца назад +1

      jesus f-kin christ got five.

  • @YogsenForfoth
    @YogsenForfoth 3 месяца назад +127

    The 15 votes for Harambe. I felt that one.

  • @96nekoyamato
    @96nekoyamato Месяц назад +14

    Dawg someone voted for sephiroth too lmao

  • @rajdeepsingh26
    @rajdeepsingh26 3 месяца назад +2929

    I really want Vsauce to be the next U.S President

    • @Qwazor
      @Qwazor 3 месяца назад +56

      ... Or do I?

    • @jerrythepIatypus
      @jerrythepIatypus 3 месяца назад +43

      He is Michael and we a Vsauce. BUT when he doesn't introduce himself as Michael he is a multidimensional being with an IQ of 10 to the tenth power

    • @kumargupt3426
      @kumargupt3426 3 месяца назад +19

      ​@@TYRONEKOCAA Stop This Stupid Trend of Translating Stupid Sentences.

    • @Loepofk
      @Loepofk 3 месяца назад +12

      I ASKED+LIKED YOUR COMMENT+YOUR CONTENT IS WAY BETTER THAN MINE+DESTROY UTTP

    • @JRGUSC
      @JRGUSC 3 месяца назад +26

      At this point, I would take a Vsauce presidency over either of the most popular offerings that are currently available. At least we'd have someone adding knowledge to the US instead of draining it further.

  • @infinitemug6203
    @infinitemug6203 3 месяца назад +518

    Most normal Vsauce short ever

    • @parufy
      @parufy 2 месяца назад +6

      ...or is it? 😃

    • @Ryth_fan420
      @Ryth_fan420 2 месяца назад +4

      *i n t e n s e V s a u s e m u s i c*

  • @ghostlyfieldclub2930
    @ghostlyfieldclub2930 3 месяца назад +349

    Michael as a president: "I'm going to fund universal curiosity box for all homes, or am I?"

    • @4kHahafire
      @4kHahafire 3 месяца назад +18

      actually all of your own taxpayer dollars are going to fund your curiosity boxes... or are they?

    • @ghostlyfieldclub2930
      @ghostlyfieldclub2930 3 месяца назад +15

      @@4kHahafire with a live orchestra doing the *vsauce* music cue in the background

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ghostlyfieldclub2930 It'll be the Marine Band.

    • @BearoVonBeary
      @BearoVonBeary 3 месяца назад +2

      he would probably be the most unpredictable president we ever had

    • @distendedmist5840
      @distendedmist5840 3 месяца назад +1

      Strategic ambiguity, the president america needs

  • @yutahkotomi1195
    @yutahkotomi1195 Месяц назад +3

    I saw Mickey Mouse and Jean-Luc Picard a couple of lines under The Children of America 😂

  • @noob19087
    @noob19087 3 месяца назад +179

    Voting for Donald Duck is a tradition here in Finland. Legally I will remain ambiguous on whether I have done so or not.

    • @betsywoolbright8059
      @betsywoolbright8059 3 месяца назад +13

      I live in the US (Idaho to be specific), and I was a vote counter in my rural voting district for a couple elections in the early 10s. We got several for Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, and Jesus (although I can't remember if they were Jesus Christ or just Jesus). I seem to remember one or two votes that were kind of off the wall, even more so than the "standard write-ins."

    • @danielgranstrom9127
      @danielgranstrom9127 3 месяца назад +4

      Same in Sweden brotha

    • @MrOceMcCool
      @MrOceMcCool 3 месяца назад +4

      Long Live Kalle Ankapartiet :D

    • @assininecomment1630
      @assininecomment1630 3 месяца назад +2

      Really? Doesn't Finland have a better cartoon character of its own?
      Hmm... 🤔 In the upcoming election in my state in Australia, I wonder how many ballots will be found for 'Bluey' ?

    • @xcheesyxbaconx
      @xcheesyxbaconx 3 месяца назад +2

      In the states it's "Mickey Mouse" if we're going for popular cartoon protest vote

  • @HeftyYeti8764
    @HeftyYeti8764 3 месяца назад +316

    I’m so tired Michael… Please run for president…

    • @lizardwizard8930
      @lizardwizard8930 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@EmperorMAP_Prideavg Hindi

    • @Machoman50ta
      @Machoman50ta 3 месяца назад

      Instead of trump you want this weirdo that has CP in his computer and wants to take away guns yea you voted for Biden

    • @andyyy_cs2
      @andyyy_cs2 3 месяца назад +18

      Michael's legal name is "Michael David Stevens". Just a fun fact, nothing to do with the video whatsoever

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 3 месяца назад +679

    Spongebob and Vsauce competing for president was not on my 2024 bingo card

    • @spindoctor6385
      @spindoctor6385 3 месяца назад +20

      Only slightly more ridiculous than the current choices.

    • @tachytack
      @tachytack 3 месяца назад +4

      you're not funny, and now your cookie cutter comments are allowing incredibly disgusting bots in the replies. I wonder how you feel about that.

    • @jumentoqueanima
      @jumentoqueanima 3 месяца назад

      Oh Yeah Lmfao.

    • @spindoctor6385
      @spindoctor6385 3 месяца назад

      @@tachytack Get over yourself and get a sense of humour.

    • @MrLagMachine
      @MrLagMachine 3 месяца назад

      @@tachytackyeah its horrible how they let stupid bots like you still be active, your host should shut you down for being a huge inconvenience to human users on youtube. U waste of living space

  • @McYoutubeMan
    @McYoutubeMan День назад +1

    Abraham Lincoln making a comeback before GTA6 is wild 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💀

  • @Mohak-gq5sw
    @Mohak-gq5sw 3 месяца назад +1746

    Imagine Michael giving his presidential speech and going "We live in a democracy... Or do we?"
    *Goes ballistic*

  • @Axolotl-Zero
    @Axolotl-Zero 2 месяца назад +1331

    “Vsauce, President Michael here, and while I’m president, I will not start WW3”
    “Or will I?”

    • @nicothiel1709
      @nicothiel1709 2 месяца назад +25

      I just knew it was gonna be: or will i

    • @evanpark6390
      @evanpark6390 2 месяца назад +33

      vsauce theme drops during cabinet meeting

    • @mariofan6100
      @mariofan6100 2 месяца назад +8

      *plays vsauce music while cocking his eyebrow*

    • @Arthur.N.L
      @Arthur.N.L 2 месяца назад +5

      *vsouce music plays*

    • @benjaminmorris4962
      @benjaminmorris4962 2 месяца назад +3

      "I will not use nukes to end all our wars.
      Or will I????"

  • @keeshonturner9816
    @keeshonturner9816 3 месяца назад +291

    "Deez Nuts" for president is crazy💀

    • @ranvijaykumar8961
      @ranvijaykumar8961 3 месяца назад +6

      I thought i'm the only one who saw that😂

    • @betsywoolbright8059
      @betsywoolbright8059 3 месяца назад +8

      He (guess it's a he) was sort of running in 2016 and maybe 2020, too.

    • @Lunavellous
      @Lunavellous 3 месяца назад +5

      6 votes too

    • @GabrielParedesOrtiz
      @GabrielParedesOrtiz 3 месяца назад +6

      A 15 year old actually did that in the 2016 presidential election

    • @ATTIQOP
      @ATTIQOP 2 месяца назад

      😂

  • @HazeltheGolden
    @HazeltheGolden Месяц назад +5

    As a citizen of Rhode Island I am proud

  • @TheOriginalItsCake
    @TheOriginalItsCake 2 месяца назад +1163

    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Santa Clause, and *Mark* were names I wasn't expecting to be on the ballots.

    • @Demi-Joker
      @Demi-Joker 2 месяца назад +4

      Let's get funky!

    • @LongDeadArtist
      @LongDeadArtist 2 месяца назад +8

      There's also *Frederick*

    • @lokonyx4658
      @lokonyx4658 2 месяца назад +25

      Y’all also saw Mickey Mouse right?

    • @NixterzSixterzz
      @NixterzSixterzz 2 месяца назад +6

      Ren & Stimpy 💀

    • @e_hill6705
      @e_hill6705 2 месяца назад +10

      Dwayne the rock Johnson too

  • @danielmenchaca4042
    @danielmenchaca4042 3 месяца назад +142

    In 2016, Harambe the (recently deceased) gorilla got more votes than the Green Party candidate, Jill Stein

    • @emzetkin1100
      @emzetkin1100 3 месяца назад

      Womp womp

    • @desertdesk
      @desertdesk 3 месяца назад

      @@emzetkin1100they’re not saying that’s a bad thing. It’s funny

    • @noob19087
      @noob19087 3 месяца назад

      ​@@desertdesk? Rottweilers aren't an inherently aggressive breed, they can make excellent family dogs with proper socialization. He didn't say that.

    • @assininecomment1630
      @assininecomment1630 3 месяца назад +1

      That says a lot more about the standard of political literacy and debate in the Murrrcan electorate, than it ever does about the Green Party. 🙄

    • @desertdesk
      @desertdesk 3 месяца назад +1

      @@noob19087 huh? He said womp womp

  • @bigloudnoise
    @bigloudnoise 3 месяца назад +99

    A few years ago, someone wrote in "Woody from Toy Story" as their vote for our local county sheriff election. I got a chuckle out of that.

    • @MC_CN
      @MC_CN 2 месяца назад +3

      "You're my favorite deputy!"

  • @ManyArmedMooseDei
    @ManyArmedMooseDei Месяц назад +8

    I’d vote for Bob the Builder, if he was on the ballot for prime minister. He’d be a great prime minister I bet, being an engineer.
    Not to mention “Can we fix it? Yes we can!” Would be SUCH a ripper campaign slogan.

  • @christophersines8238
    @christophersines8238 3 месяца назад +53

    Jean-Luc Picard caught my eye.

    • @jayme3181
      @jayme3181 3 месяца назад

      Popped out?

    • @ViriKyla
      @ViriKyla 3 месяца назад +3

      :O
      THE Jean Luc Picard, Captain of the Starship Enterprise? If he was alive yet, yeah he would be a good candidate for president! Lololol

    • @redlion-paladin4609
      @redlion-paladin4609 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ViriKylaI doubt he would be allowed to run since he's French not American sadly

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 3 месяца назад +1

      @@redlion-paladin4609 Yes, even though he may have gotten his US citizenship when he was at Starfleet Academy in San Francisco, he is foreign born.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 3 месяца назад +1

      He's also too young, since he won't be born for a few hundred years!

  • @keithroberts1401
    @keithroberts1401 2 месяца назад +195

    vsauce id vote for you in a heartbeat if you ran

  • @jrodd13
    @jrodd13 3 месяца назад +200

    I could imagine in like 10 years, Vsauce and Mr Beast both running for president 😂

    • @adeade3978
      @adeade3978 3 месяца назад +10

      both options are a net positive? hell yeah I need to live on that timeline

    • @rileymorgan9900
      @rileymorgan9900 3 месяца назад +12

      Vsause addresses to the nation would be awesome

    • @sttate
      @sttate 3 месяца назад +15

      @@rileymorgan9900 Hey, VSauce, Iraq infamously have no nuclear weapons... *or do they?*

    • @H1world101
      @H1world101 2 месяца назад +5

      Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Vote for me and I‘ll remove taxes.
      Or will I?

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 2 месяца назад +3

      @@H1world101 Maybe he could be the one to finally convince Americans that taxes are good actually.

  • @GoldnCris7
    @GoldnCris7 Месяц назад +13

    Those people knew something we didnt

  • @Canadia_Ball
    @Canadia_Ball 2 месяца назад +247

    Now that you've brought it up, you're definitely gonna get a few votes this year.

    • @Flamingghost1025
      @Flamingghost1025 2 месяца назад +1

      I may end up doing that if I can't find someone better to write in.

    • @personperson8712
      @personperson8712 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@Flamingghost1025voting for anyone other than kamala is a vote for Trump so consider your decisions.

    • @relay_exe3009
      @relay_exe3009 2 месяца назад +1

      @@personperson8712dude who cares😂

    • @Flamingghost1025
      @Flamingghost1025 2 месяца назад

      @personperson8712
      1: no it's not lmao.
      2: kamala is a felon, I don't vote for felons.

    • @Sivanot
      @Sivanot Месяц назад +8

      ​@@relay_exe3009You, apparently. But so does everyone who cares about their rights.

  • @Zelements13
    @Zelements13 3 месяца назад +1379

    Fun Fact! Above “Children of America” it says “Tello Biafra” which is truly meant to be Jello Biafra, the lead singer of the punk band “Dead Kennedys” who actually ran for mayor previously!
    Edit: I have recently realized other people have previously commented this, therefore I have been an accidental comment thief, sorry to original commenters!

    • @12pentaborane
      @12pentaborane 2 месяца назад +5

      Got a chuckle from seeing that.

    • @robotseatrobots
      @robotseatrobots 2 месяца назад +19

      Definitely was a capital "J" with a cross at the top. As I always say, "gotta cross all the J's and dot all the j's."

    • @novelle.27
      @novelle.27 2 месяца назад +5

      “Jean-Luc Picard” was kinda funny to me too

    • @andreasmanique113
      @andreasmanique113 2 месяца назад +4

      And below you have Colin Powell

    • @SolariaEsoterica
      @SolariaEsoterica 2 месяца назад +4

      I saw that! He has my vote ❤

  • @gravestone4840
    @gravestone4840 3 месяца назад +373

    Strangely enough, Micheal might be the only candidate that everyone could agree on. Do it Micheal, run for president.

    • @BloxxingDinosaurus
      @BloxxingDinosaurus 3 месяца назад +16

      I disagree, people are going to dig up his very old videos and try to impeach him for indecency towards women.

    • @Arbidarb
      @Arbidarb 3 месяца назад +20

      "Hey my fellow Americans, Michael here!"

    • @ViriKyla
      @ViriKyla 3 месяца назад +13

      True, he's better than Biden and he's better than Trump. I'd say go for it, he should be president!

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 3 месяца назад +4

      Not really, I don't know where he stands on issues I actually care about, like firearms. If he's for the removal of the huge amendment, and the repeal of the NFA, then sure.

    • @noob19087
      @noob19087 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@BloxxingDinosaurus They're going to cancel him with "Mario farts". Look it up, a real Vsauce video.

  • @Altuser-w6b
    @Altuser-w6b Месяц назад +4

    It isn’t that people aren’t voting it’s that 60% of them are voting for nonsense

  • @PascalDragon
    @PascalDragon 3 месяца назад +40

    I saw both the Obi-Wan Kenobi in one of the more recent votes and Jean-Luc Picard in one of the older ones 😂

  • @thedoubled7431
    @thedoubled7431 3 месяца назад +96

    We should get this guy on the ballot, he has universal appeal and I’d vote for him.

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 2 месяца назад

      @@thedoubled7431 He's too weird for the majority of the electorate. The American people are not ready for this man.

    • @thedoubled7431
      @thedoubled7431 2 месяца назад

      @@iankellymorris true but you can always hope.

  • @ollliiver
    @ollliiver Месяц назад +535

    Whoever voted for Jean-Luc Picard on the Pee Wee Herman slide, i love you and you are so right

  • @YashyBoi777
    @YashyBoi777 23 дня назад +1

    in 9 years am gonna go to elections and vote for “Vsauce” 💀

  • @Vgamer311
    @Vgamer311 3 месяца назад +43

    Someone voted for Sephiroth over either of the official candidates and at this point he might have been onto something.

  • @ManicDymanic
    @ManicDymanic 3 месяца назад +199

    If Vsauce was president, we’d be in an existential crisis every second of our lives

    • @ModishShrink
      @ModishShrink 3 месяца назад +32

      "Good news America, we've solved the debt crisis!"
      ....
      "Or have we?"
      🎵

    • @_drivEN_
      @_drivEN_ 3 месяца назад +4

      Better than a financial crisis tbh

    • @the_lyden
      @the_lyden 2 месяца назад +2

      or would we

    • @hagangray8006
      @hagangray8006 2 месяца назад +3

      “I’ve won the presidential election! Or have I?”

  • @biquadrate4444
    @biquadrate4444 3 месяца назад +57

    Just above "The Children of America" is Tello Biafra. I guess that voter was a punk fan with bad handwriting, because "Jello Biafra" is the lead singer for "Dead Kennedys." Not a bad pick, from a countercultural perspective. I wonder how often Gandalf shows up?

    • @pccajun5836
      @pccajun5836 3 месяца назад +3

      The other possibility is that the person recording the votes had no idea who Jello Biafra is & just wrote it down incorrectly. Either way...

    • @andrewsparkes6275
      @andrewsparkes6275 3 месяца назад +5

      Gandalf shows up just below DEEZ NUTS

    • @assininecomment1630
      @assininecomment1630 3 месяца назад +1

      Actually, Biafra really did run for mayor of San Francisco - or was it governor of California - didn't he?

    • @lokiva8540
      @lokiva8540 3 месяца назад

      @@assininecomment1630 No, Eric Boucher did.

    • @TomSmith-jp1es
      @TomSmith-jp1es 2 месяца назад

      ​@@assininecomment1630 He ran for mayor of San Francisco and then ran to be the Green Party nominee for President in 2000 but lost to Ralph Nader, I think.

  • @swa5026
    @swa5026 Месяц назад +5

    what would happen if me got the majority in a state. Would the electors vote for themselves?

  • @jdmeesey
    @jdmeesey 2 месяца назад +150

    Every county should publish the full list, every year. It's weird that that's not a given.

    • @yallprettysus
      @yallprettysus 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, it'd be funny as hell 😂

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 2 месяца назад +5

      It opens up an avenue for vote buying. A candidate may pay someone who would otherwise vote for a rival to get them to nullify their vote. Each person could get a unique code, and then the candidate can know exactly who followed through by checking which codes are in the list and which are not.
      If the codes are the names of relatively obscure characters, you can be reasonably sure that no one else would’ve voted for them, but it still wouldn’t look suspicious.

    • @whyamiwastingmytimeonthis
      @whyamiwastingmytimeonthis 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@felipevasconcelos6736it would be incredibly hard to communicate and coordinate all that on a meaningful scale without getting caught by the feds, way too many coconspirators

    • @benjaminmorris4962
      @benjaminmorris4962 2 месяца назад

      Only 8 states count all the write in votes. The other 33 that let you write in whatever you want only count write-ins for registered candidates. The remaining 9 states, I assume, either list all registered candidates on the ballot or explicitly tell you to only write-in the name of a registered candidate.

    • @jakepruitt5588
      @jakepruitt5588 2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for saying this holy shit. IDGAF how "hard it is", it's being done regardless. Don't be a piece of dirt.

  • @astrotime1963
    @astrotime1963 3 месяца назад +24

    the 1992 vote for "Jean-Luc Picard" lol

    • @That_Doctor_Del_Fella
      @That_Doctor_Del_Fella 3 месяца назад +1

      I love the notion that people were willing to vote for someone who was not only fictional but, at that time, wouldn't even be born for another 300 someodd years lol. Given the state of the world, I'll honestly be surprised if we make it that far as a species... Well, I won't be here to see it, but if there's an afterlife maybe itll make the rounds lol

  • @EDee20NINE
    @EDee20NINE 3 месяца назад +15

    Ren & Stimpy.
    Absolutely classic.

  • @figurewhat
    @figurewhat 24 дня назад +3

    Imagine someone will specifically vote for air😭

  • @happyfrenchfries
    @happyfrenchfries 2 месяца назад +102

    Jean-Luc Picard has to be Biden's replacement!

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas 2 месяца назад +5

      Glad I'm not the only one that caught the name 😂❤🖖

    • @brianlowe9491
      @brianlowe9491 2 месяца назад

      Same ​@@Loralanthalas

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +5

      He'll boldly go where no president has gone before

    • @thl205
      @thl205 2 месяца назад +3

      make it so

  • @bokoblin980
    @bokoblin980 3 месяца назад +890

    I vote vsauce to be president. I NEED YOU VSAUCE PLEASE

    • @speedyrex
      @speedyrex 3 месяца назад +1

      Hey, president vsauce here. You deserve human rights, or do you?

    • @RICX_OFFICIXL_Channel
      @RICX_OFFICIXL_Channel 3 месяца назад +7

      @EmperorMAP_Pride and jail is just a place

    • @MerrittMcDaniel
      @MerrittMcDaniel 3 месяца назад

      Yes​@@RICX_OFFICIXL_Channel

    • @MerrittMcDaniel
      @MerrittMcDaniel 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@EmperorMAP_Prideit wasn't funny

    • @MikzorTheFirst
      @MikzorTheFirst 3 месяца назад +1

      Or do you?

  • @blacksunshinegaming9315
    @blacksunshinegaming9315 2 месяца назад +44

    My state is a wrote in, my friends in High School all decided that we would make our own party, and our rules went as such, "vote how you want, if you you dont like your choices, put our party president in" pretty sure my buddy is on a list somewhere cause of that, but to this day I'm a registered voter with The Penguin Faction

  • @SaifUllahbaig-kx4gw
    @SaifUllahbaig-kx4gw Месяц назад +1

    u r very talented sir,everytime i think i know everything you amaze me😂❤

  • @milkyproduxions
    @milkyproduxions 3 месяца назад +37

    kanye getting as many votes as bernie was a surprise

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 3 месяца назад +13

    "VSauce got 3, Michael VSauce got 4"

  • @disappointmentNINE
    @disappointmentNINE 2 месяца назад +22

    “Mickey mouse”
    “The rock”
    “Socialism”

  • @user-oy3xl7zb7f
    @user-oy3xl7zb7f Месяц назад +3

    Tello Biafra? Is that the brother of Jello Biafra?

  • @mekboy7403
    @mekboy7403 2 месяца назад +59

    Ones that caught my eye more: God Help Us (multiple votes in different states, Jean Luc Picard, Mike Rowe, The Rock, Kanye getting 16 votes and freaking Sephiroth.

    • @amberv9424
      @amberv9424 2 месяца назад

      Didn't forget about Deez nuts

  • @beniu1305
    @beniu1305 3 месяца назад +15

    If Vsauce runs for president, I would vote for him

  • @DemoknightIsBest-true
    @DemoknightIsBest-true 2 месяца назад +17

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
    Your government is very democratic.
    Or is it?"
    *Laughs in autocracy*

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Месяц назад

      There isn't a single goddamn government on the planet that works for the benefit of their people, all the politicians are only interested in lining their pockets.

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 Месяц назад

      *technocracy

    • @DemoknightIsBest-true
      @DemoknightIsBest-true Месяц назад

      @@johannsanchocuevas7854 tru

  • @FedzyBoi
    @FedzyBoi Месяц назад +1

    "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"
    naww if i had a chance to vote, i would probably have the intention to do the same thing aswell😅

  • @josephlawter2994
    @josephlawter2994 3 месяца назад +33

    I saw Dave Barry there. What a blast from the past. I used to read his article every Sunday

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon 2 месяца назад +2

      Dave Barry is amazing!
      Love, love, _LOVE_ his work!

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon 2 месяца назад +1

      PS: I spotted it too... glad someone else did.
      I'm not really an author, but DB probably influenced my writing more than any other single author.

    • @badwolf3618
      @badwolf3618 2 месяца назад +3

      A FELLOW DAVE BERRY FAN IN THE WILD?!?!? Is it my birthday?
      I used to have two of his books that were a compilation of his articles and stories. My friend got me into him, and he and I and another friend of ours would just spend hours with one of us reading out loud and from his books, and the entire time we were laughing so hard that we cried and our faces hurt from laughing so much non-stop.
      My favorite story was about painting rocks

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 2 месяца назад +1

      Hell yeah!

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas 2 месяца назад +2

      His column was cut out every week so the entire family was sure to read it

  • @harbinget
    @harbinget 3 месяца назад +7

    I love how somebody voted for Sephiroth to be president

  • @leonardotheitaliangigachad8026
    @leonardotheitaliangigachad8026 2 месяца назад +175

    Wu-Tang for president?
    That'd be great😂

  • @ProjectDv2
    @ProjectDv2 Месяц назад +17

    I wrote myself in for the California gubernatorial election of 2003 after the recall of Gray Davis. I didn't win, but I did get several votes from others. 😅

  • @兀
    @兀 3 месяца назад +239

    nah but imagine the usa if bob the builder was the president 💀

    • @CrusherX1000
      @CrusherX1000 3 месяца назад +40

      "I can't fix this shit"

    • @IbaadFaheem2916
      @IbaadFaheem2916 3 месяца назад +2

      UTTP sighted, ignore at all costs

    • @OttoKreml
      @OttoKreml 3 месяца назад

      Would that give us his voice actor?

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 3 месяца назад +10

      Infrastructure be getting an upgrade STAT

    • @franchescooneto1932
      @franchescooneto1932 3 месяца назад

      @@kx7500, anti homeless buildings

  • @orenbabin1829
    @orenbabin1829 3 месяца назад +14

    I love you’re videos man every time I watch them I learn something interesting and new

  • @meowskulz
    @meowskulz Месяц назад +20

    Thanks Michael, I'll make sure to vote for "Michael Stevens" next ballot

  • @deanb6899
    @deanb6899 Месяц назад +2

    Hmm, Bon Jovi as president... I can live with that

  • @LG_Official.
    @LG_Official. 3 месяца назад +9

    Rhode Islander here, I'll be making sure to vote for Vsauce in the next election.

  • @heyitsevan758
    @heyitsevan758 3 месяца назад +108

    I understand the assignment and will be voting for Vsauce in this year’s election!

  • @Habpy_
    @Habpy_ 3 месяца назад +123

    Ah, i really thought they were onto something until i realized they didn't actually vote for Michael.

  • @JeremmyJaimes-nq8rh
    @JeremmyJaimes-nq8rh День назад +1

    It is just me, or in the frame of "The childs of america" down it appear "Mickey Mouse"?😭😭

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 3 месяца назад +10

    Vsauce vs Mr. Beast election campaign boutta be WILD

  • @McgeeBees
    @McgeeBees 3 месяца назад +4

    If you made a full length video on this, I would watch it. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @Cold_Logic
    @Cold_Logic 3 месяца назад +23

    The Betty White / Clint Eastwood ticket would be awesome 😂

  • @smiIesxsmiles
    @smiIesxsmiles 21 день назад +1

    I love how everyone wanted Mickey Mouse as president 😂

  • @audralynn7454
    @audralynn7454 3 месяца назад +23

    Tello Biafra has me cracking up. I just keep picturing someone walking by with a top hat saying "Tello"😂😂😂

    • @Ellie-Fisher
      @Ellie-Fisher 2 месяца назад +9

      pretty sure that's meant to be jello biafra, the lead singer of dead kennedys

    • @shelley1428
      @shelley1428 2 месяца назад

      I don't know what the person meant,but Biafra is a yet to exist country in Nigeria

  • @Tariq_Deen
    @Tariq_Deen 2 месяца назад +25

    Kanye West & Bernie Sanders both tied with 16 votes😂😂😂

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora 2 месяца назад +11

    I live for the presidential term of the Collective "Children of America."

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 2 месяца назад

      If i ever go to America i swear i will vote for ''The Postal Dude''

  • @brettlevering9225
    @brettlevering9225 13 дней назад

    As a someone from cape may county I support this message

  • @JCW7100
    @JCW7100 3 месяца назад +23

    This is the most hinged vsauce short I've ever seen

    • @Uaarkson
      @Uaarkson 3 месяца назад +1

      “hinged” 😂😂😂

  • @dossiedofelipe
    @dossiedofelipe 3 месяца назад +8

    Me have my vote ❤

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce  3 месяца назад +6

      Me 2024

    • @Famous_From_Commenting
      @Famous_From_Commenting 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Vsauce You tell em Michael
      #MICHAELSTEVENSFORPRESIDENT

    • @naaqe
      @naaqe 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Vsauce no i'm gonna be the president silly! vote for me #naaqe2024

  • @acgkcy
    @acgkcy 3 месяца назад +8

    A VSauce political campaign is the last thing i expected to hear today.

  • @kykat1771
    @kykat1771 Месяц назад +10

    Fuckin “Jean Luc Picard” 😂 We outta the solar system with this one