I like how everyone on the other side is just looking at Harry with a blank expression when he completes the punchline, and then there's Vik laughing his heart out.
@@abhijatpaul8277 You're stupid. This is a kind of humor where the punchline is anti-climatic and lame but the anticipation due to the dragged out premise is funny.
You can so tell that he's deliberately dragging the joke out as much as he could. Somehow, that makes it more hilarious. That's why they say patience is gold.
@@rah-mown6392 hi 😁😁 knew vik hater would be here 😁 hihi enjoy ur pitiful life ,,just the name of vik in comment is enough to attract hordes of u haters 😂😂 true dedication
So there was a man who really loved his tractors. All his life tractors. He had tractor posters on his walls, dvds about tractors he owned a lot of tractors, this man loved his tractors. But there was anything that he loved more in his life than his tractors, it was his lovely wife. One day she was out in the fields, and she got crushed by a tractor. Squished by a tractor she was dying, bleeding out. He runs over “nooo” he tried to save her but he couldn’t save her. She was killed by a tractor. So this man despite his love of tractors he gets rid of everything, the posters he tears them down the dvds throws them in the bin he sells all his tractors and it takes him a while but he finally gets over the death of his wife and he goes on a date with a new woman. So they’re in this bougee establishment and they’re enjoying their meal. And smoke was coming out of a smoke machine, then all of a sudden somethings gone horribly wrong with the system, and the room fills with smoke. And she’s like “aHhheHhHhehehhHahahHh” and the guy’s like “don’t worry I’ve got this”. So he goes *sucking air noises* sucks all of it in, runs out the door, goes *blowing air noises* blows it all out. He’s cleared the smoke. He comes back in and sits down and she goes “what how have you done that?” And he goes “oh well I’m an ex-tractor-fan”
Simplified version : There was a farmer who really liked his tractors, he had posters of tractors on his wall and everything. But one day his wife got ran over by a tractor and despite his love for tractors, he took down all the posters and built a grudge against tractors. He eventually got a new girlfriend and took her on a date but the resturaunt caught on fire and everyone started suffocating from the smoke. The man took one big breath and sucked up all the air and then blew it out outside. His girlfriend asked "OMG, how did you do that?" He replied "Oh, I'm an Extractor fan."
Exactly. A very Norm MacDonald esque joke, in which part of the humour comes from the absurdity of how long the set up was in relation to the quality of the punchline. If the set up was shorter it would just be a poor joke imo
@@lukebeds the best comedians set up long jokes. It's like Ricky gervais, Sean lock to an extent. People are too impatient now days and only want one liners (which yeah are pretty funny but there's gotta be balance)
Mate, do you know the title of the full video? If you do, I'd appreciate the link. 🙏🏼 I'm only asking because i can see that you're the most recent to comment.
@@Prodbyjah464Simon is definitely NOT funny, never has been. Although he has given us entertaining gameplays in the past and is skilled at games. I would say he is a professional Gameshow host, however he’s usually pretty bland and dull
So, there was a man who really loved his tractors. All his life tractors, he had tractor posters on his wall, DVDs about tractors, he owned a load of tractors, this man loved his tractors. But there was one thing he loved more in his life than his tractors, it was his lovely wife. One day she was put in the fields and she got crushed by a tractor. She was squished by a tractor, she was dying, bleeding now, he runs over. "Noo!" Tried to save her - he couldn't save her. She was killed by a tractor. So this man, despite his love of tractors, he gets rid of everything. The posters, he tears them down, the DVDs, he throws them in the bin, he sells all his tractors... And it takes him a while, but he finally gets over the death of his wife, and he goes on a date with a new woman. So, they're in this bougie establishment, and they're enjoying their meal. And you know when, like that, the smoke is coming out? That was happening, and all of a sudden, something's gone wrong with the system. We don't know what's happened here, but the room fills with smoke. And she's like "Aahhh!" And the guy is like: "Don't worry, I've got this." And he takes a deep breath, sucks it all in, runs out the door and blows it all out. He's cleared the smoke. He comes back in and sits down, she's like: "What... what? How have you done that?" And he goes: "You know, I'm an Ex-tractor fan."
I like how everyone on the other side is just looking at Harry with a blank expression when he completes the punchline, and then there's Vik laughing his heart out.
@Vladimir Putin gotta agree with u
Vk laghs at anything tbh without understanding
@@abhijatpaul8277 You're stupid. This is a kind of humor where the punchline is anti-climatic and lame but the anticipation due to the dragged out premise is funny.
@Vladimir Putin Vladimir Poo-tin
@@pragyanchakraborty6957 haha good one ruclips.net/video/ClPpD80zPZE/видео.html
You can so tell that he's deliberately dragging the joke out as much as he could. Somehow, that makes it more hilarious. That's why they say patience is gold.
Or it was just a bad joke with even worse delivery
@@matrixdue879 Yes, coming back at it after two years after having heard better and longer ones, you are not wrong.
@@matrixdue879 It's dry comedy. Norm Macdonald was similar in style.
I mean that's a technique
Is nobody British or something
This is probably the most concentrate sidemen have ever been to someone talking
except whenever harry speaks something
@@manojkumaar4052 says* and he is the one talking in the video
apahal elly suriati woi
Yep, they usually move on..when I really wanted to hear the answer or response. Do in this case, they actually listened
Like orange juice?
“I’m an EX-TRACTOR fan” not extractor
I didnt get it at first hahah ruclips.net/video/ClPpD80zPZE/видео.html
I had to rewind the video to get it and now I'm dying XD
I’ve watched this video so many times and i never got the joke but now i get it🤣
Thanks for this 👍
r/whooooosh
Vikk was the only one who laughed at the joke cause he was the only one listening. The others were laughing at how long the joke was 😂
Vikk literally laughed because of how long the joke was
@@anishbemalkhedkar12832 Yep, but it's a punchline which is just weird, which makes it a little funny
Mate Vik was laughing before it even began. He just sucks at a try not to laugh
vik was laughing because he has no personality and laughs at everything.
@@rah-mown6392 hi 😁😁 knew vik hater would be here 😁 hihi enjoy ur pitiful life ,,just the name of vik in comment is enough to attract hordes of u haters 😂😂 true dedication
Congratulations to everyone who graduated college, started a business, and had two kids in the meantime
😂
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300th like✨
The joke was so long I grew a beard
Who cares
Sadly JJ couldn't!
hm well I guess the joke wasn't long enough for ksi.
@@itznathz9496 about you? no one
@@ruhaan6216 likes you
So there was a man who really loved his tractors. All his life tractors. He had tractor posters on his walls, dvds about tractors he owned a lot of tractors, this man loved his tractors. But there was anything that he loved more in his life than his tractors, it was his lovely wife. One day she was out in the fields, and she got crushed by a tractor. Squished by a tractor she was dying, bleeding out. He runs over “nooo” he tried to save her but he couldn’t save her. She was killed by a tractor. So this man despite his love of tractors he gets rid of everything, the posters he tears them down the dvds throws them in the bin he sells all his tractors and it takes him a while but he finally gets over the death of his wife and he goes on a date with a new woman. So they’re in this bougee establishment and they’re enjoying their meal. And smoke was coming out of a smoke machine, then all of a sudden somethings gone horribly wrong with the system, and the room fills with smoke. And she’s like “aHhheHhHhehehhHahahHh” and the guy’s like “don’t worry I’ve got this”. So he goes *sucking air noises* sucks all of it in, runs out the door, goes *blowing air noises* blows it all out. He’s cleared the smoke. He comes back in and sits down and she goes “what how have you done that?” And he goes “oh well I’m an ex-tractor-fan”
The dedication 🥇🏆
Thanks for helping the deaf.
thank you sir
Simplified version : There was a farmer who really liked his tractors, he had posters of tractors on his wall and everything. But one day his wife got ran over by a tractor and despite his love for tractors, he took down all the posters and built a grudge against tractors. He eventually got a new girlfriend and took her on a date but the resturaunt caught on fire and everyone started suffocating from the smoke. The man took one big breath and sucked up all the air and then blew it out outside. His girlfriend asked "OMG, how did you do that?" He replied "Oh, I'm an Extractor fan."
@@kbathis is not funny, the longer version is
This joke was so long it shouldn’t be a shorts video it’s a more sidemen video
dead
😂😂😂Lol
I mean they would reuse old clips on moresidemen these days
Plot twist: JJ posted this
ruclips.net/channel/UCX3P-6ASZCZQ5AJV1qF4ZZA
I love how Vik, the most intelligent and smartest among the group, was the only one who laughed😂.
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I think Toby is
How are you measuring their intelligence?
@@chocolotobozo8299 it was hilarious and if you're smart you'd have burst out laughing instantly
So smart people have to be serious all the time or something?
Big up Vikk for actually backing the joke
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It was pity laugh, I do the same to avoid awkwardness
@puff lol work on your discernment.
@@SHANEO144 work on yourself bruh those were genuine laughs, jj probably didn't laugh at the joke moreso at the funny silence
@@SHANEO144 the joke was hilarious tho
Simon is such a mood killer holy shit
Ikr
Big killjoy
fr lmao hes been my least favorite for years, dont understand how ppl say vik and josh are the outcasts of the group
Absolutely
Proper squib
He's a complete bellend, lanky cheese string. Act's like a little girl when he comes to eating food, so picky.
Viks awkward laugh at the end of the joke made the clip 10 times funnier.
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That laugh sounded awkward to you?
@@hotvinsen1139 wtf
"Awkward" eh?
@@hotvinsen1139 kk
I love how Jj's smile slowly began fading as the joke went on
Harry is carrying on the legacy of Norm MacDonald with jokes like these
Do you own a doghouse?
literally my exact thought process LOL
reminded me of the jack zagatinoux conan clip
@exdee Or the moth at the podiatrist
@@bittersweet20 I believe he was serving a youthful porpoise
Rip Norm
Joke was so long, didn't even qualify for shorts
The joke was so long I think JJ finally grew a beard
Nah he still didn’t
@@YAB1234 You're right
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Impossible 😮
This was corny
I have never been so invested in a joke 😂
His other one with the three people who go into the hospital is good as well he just waffles the joke on for like 30 seconds longer
Any idea where can I see the joke you're talking about? which sidemen video was it?
@@anashaddad9144 following. I want to see it too
@@anashaddad9144 Here mate ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@RenatoSilva-fo8kb THANKS 🤣
@@RenatoSilva-fo8kb man fk you, i actually fell for it
Simon was such a buzzkill fr
The waiter in the bg was so concentrated in the joke more than i do on making my life better
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This is not a joke,
This is a well written story.
It has a punchline mate
Simon killing the vibe as always.
@@noahmhowes yeah same, kinda lost some respect for him after that.
Yeah he’s very negative quite often, maybe it adds to the dynamic of the group but sometimes it’s a bit too much.
He was the same during the Sidemen Come Dine With Me, he receives a lot of flak for how negative he is about the rest of the group
On god like everyone else is laughing but him
it really isn't that deep fellas
The joke would be 75% shorter if he had simplified how much the _fan of tractors_ loved tractors.
Vikks and JJ’s laugh always make me laugh 😂
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Simon is such a buzzkill
If you didn't laugh at the awkwardness then you don't know what humor is
Or ur just a lil kid
It’s almost as if people can’t have different senses of humour
@Yuzuriha🍑🔞 We love bots
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Wow I guess humor is objective, not subjective. How silly of me.
Respect to Vikstar to atleast compliment Harry's effort
The joke has to be that long. People who complain about the length just don't get that you need a good build up.
Not if you lose focus during the build up. A good build up has to be concise
Exactly. A very Norm MacDonald esque joke, in which part of the humour comes from the absurdity of how long the set up was in relation to the quality of the punchline. If the set up was shorter it would just be a poor joke imo
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If it sacrifices focus from the audience then the joke fails.
@@lukebeds the best comedians set up long jokes. It's like Ricky gervais, Sean lock to an extent. People are too impatient now days and only want one liners (which yeah are pretty funny but there's gotta be balance)
Harry: tells the most long winded and cringe joke imaginable
The sidemen minus vik:👁️👄👁️
This is like Norm MacDonald on Conan vibes
R.I.P Norm one of the best
Harry and Norm Macdonald has such similar sense of humor, maybe that is why I love them both
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1:45 the guy behind trying not to laugh
These jokes are perfect because of how long they are, they bore/dumb you down so when you hear the punch line you have nothing else to do but laugh
Dumbing it down would be making a 2 second joke for the tiktokers
"I'm an extractor fan" 🤣🤣
Yes thank you for perfectly typing out what he just said I'm deaf
Thanks for spoiling it
@@theessay2530 Then don't look at the comments. Should be possible at a 2min video
@@m.slm. if you hold your phone vertically, when you click on a video you can see top comment.
I actually appreciate it. I still have to get used on their accents.
Why Simon just got to sit there like a teenager and say he's getting bored and just ruin the vibe completely
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@@hotvinsen1139 what
Been saying for years hes a wasteman
You lot need to chill bro its not that deep 🤣🤣
@@mehreenn still annoying as hell
You can notice that the bar man didn't start laughing until jj did😂
Vikk knows how to appreciate a good joke.
Norm MacDonald would've loved that joke.
1:32 BRO WHY IS ETHAN LOOKING AT HARRY LIKE THAT
Of course it's Simon tryna ruin everything 🤣
Thanks finally someone said it
0:32 i laughed there already
Norm Macdonald would be proud
I speak for everyone when I say “Give me 1:55 of your time to waste please.”
Don't talk for me you know nothing about me, thank you.
The joke was cool tho LMAO
Nah i spent my time wisely here. I wanted to know what the longest joke in history was. I accomplished my mission.
I love how the bar tender is just standing there listening carefully.
simon being the worst sideman
When Simon said “I’m bored” 😐
the barista was trying not to laugh lmaoo
notice how simon starts laughing after everyone starts laughing lmao
Simon was such a mood killer here
@@begicaj20_24He is too much sometimes
joke was actually funny tbf
I was thinking ‘this joke is so long it is probably not going to be funny’ but when harry said it i can’ lie it did made me laugh
You are going to love Norm Macdonald kinda comedy then
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viks laugh😭😭
"Longest Joke In History"
Obviously these gents have never heard of Norm.
Looked for this comment!
Yea.. Who can forget the Andy Richter joke
RIP Norm funniest man ever and totally not a real JERK
the moth joke
Neither have I.
but also the best joke in history
Nah
harry's back to school spell joke would probably be the best if it gets revealed
Deadest *
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I fucking love these types of jokes.
“Longest joke in history” as far as I’m concerned my life is still going
At least you are a good quality one.
The thumbnail looks like Harry's just sitting on JJ's lap lmao
I love how good Harry is at making up jokes on the spot but just how terrible he is at telling pre-existing jokes lol
Norm mcdonald type joke
“I’m getting really bored” lowkey was annoying af
its not that deep lol
@@adyaqmal wankaaaaa
@@adyaqmal No one said it was
Harry is funniest in short bursts. If he got a Netflix special it would just be one long joke.
Miniminter is the biggest party pooper..
Shit is too funny LMAO
havent laughed this hard in a while
Absolute classic joke. Been around for years though but it’s an absolutely fantastic joke.
Simon did not need to say that just killed the vibe
I think the fact that he makes it so long makes the joke funny.
How is that the longest joke? Norm McDonald has a 12 minute joke about shallow graves
"A very, very, very deep grave"
i love this joke so much and he delivered it very well i must say
Mate, do you know the title of the full video? If you do, I'd appreciate the link. 🙏🏼
I'm only asking because i can see that you're the most recent to comment.
@@luyandabuthelezi2269 i believe it was the sidemen 10000 vs 100 mukbang
@@iankerr472 thanks 👍🏻
The longest joke in history is the birth of me
Is Harry a Norm fan? This joke is in the same vein as the moth joke.
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Exactly what i was thinking
That joke could have been a sidemen sunday in itself
This was actually funny lmao bcs it was so dead quiet and then Vikks just dying 😂😂
that's not a joke, that's a story
Simon, Disappointed
Vikk, Laughing
Tobi, Bored
Josh, Contemplating
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The joke was so long I forgot a tractor was involved...
This wasn't a joke it was the life story
That random don in the back: 👁👄👁
Simon sitting there thinking it's completely dead when he's never been funnier😂
Nah he’s been funnier and the joke was dead
Simon is hilarious bruh
@@Prodbyjah464Simon is definitely NOT funny, never has been. Although he has given us entertaining gameplays in the past and is skilled at games. I would say he is a professional Gameshow host, however he’s usually pretty bland and dull
@@jamesbowdenclassics damn kinda harsh, it’s your opinion tho so whatever you wanna believe.
True Simon has never once been funny and I mean that genuinely
Simon was so unimpressed 😭😭
Bruh, you want the longest joke? Then, look at my life.
"I've heard that joke...He made it so much longer than it needed to be"
😂🤣😂
Its viks reaction that makes this funny. I die everytime.
So, there was a man who really loved his tractors. All his life tractors, he had tractor posters on his wall, DVDs about tractors, he owned a load of tractors, this man loved his tractors. But there was one thing he loved more in his life than his tractors, it was his lovely wife.
One day she was put in the fields and she got crushed by a tractor. She was squished by a tractor, she was dying, bleeding now, he runs over. "Noo!" Tried to save her - he couldn't save her. She was killed by a tractor.
So this man, despite his love of tractors, he gets rid of everything. The posters, he tears them down, the DVDs, he throws them in the bin, he sells all his tractors... And it takes him a while, but he finally gets over the death of his wife, and he goes on a date with a new woman.
So, they're in this bougie establishment, and they're enjoying their meal. And you know when, like that, the smoke is coming out? That was happening, and all of a sudden, something's gone wrong with the system. We don't know what's happened here, but the room fills with smoke. And she's like "Aahhh!" And the guy is like: "Don't worry, I've got this." And he takes a deep breath, sucks it all in, runs out the door and blows it all out. He's cleared the smoke. He comes back in and sits down, she's like: "What... what? How have you done that?" And he goes: "You know, I'm an Ex-tractor fan."
I think harry is the only person that can make a long joke and still end up being funny regardless if the joke was dry or not
You need to check out Norm MacDonald!
meanwhile the guy in the background wondering when he's getting paid
it has to be the tractor one lmao
Vik's chuckle sounds like tractor turning on
You can see the moment that tobi recognises the joke
the bartender was tryna hide the laugh
My friends, that's an example of a Shaggy Dog joke. If you've ever seen Norm McDonald perform, it's like that.
The bartender wasn't having it
Well it can’t be Harry’s main channel then
bro u can see the bartender himself laughing
1:47
Simon always tryna be extra
The joke is shite
He could’ve told the joke without the tragic backstory and it would still make sense
Get a friend like vik who will laugh at even the worst jokes
That dad joke took so long to became a grandad
My humour is so broken that I laughed when Harry said "So there was a man"
i feel you
The butler smirks, so the joke working
Simon was an L in this