This album is like: If Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Nails, Sunami, Full Of Hell, Pig Destroyer, and Converge had a very religious and hateful offspring, this is probably what would come out of that... thing. But that's its appeal, I fucking love this thing, Maybe already a Grindcore/Powerviolence AOTY Contender. (Yes it's the first week of January, no I don't care)
I saw them when they opened for GWAR in October, and they blew my freakin' mind! I was waiting for this album because it has the tracks they played live but weren't available to buy on digital three months ago. I could play that album on a loop, I swear, but I'm going to try not to. Great review, and what a way to start off the year!
I personally never heard of these guys before, but after a first listen of this album after being intrigued by your review, I had a lot of fun. Thanks for showing us this really sick band!
It was a pretty fun record, haven't heard of this band before and just checked this album on a whim cause not much else dropped this year yet. Good way to open 2024
Never heard of this band, so after seeing your review I thought I'd check this album out for a bit... ...and now I feel exhausted, beaten to a pulp and it makes Rancid's 2000 selftitled record feel like a funeral dirge. Wow 😵💫
Goddamn this is quite the record to start off the year with lmao. This sounds really interesting though and I will check this out and the heavy metal philosophy channel.
Just checked out a couple of tracks from this album. They are bat shit crazy and so much fun! Wrath of the Easter Bunny meets early SOAD put through the blender in an insane asylum!! Absolutely wonderful 😂
Ok so immediately after I watched this review and commented on Cancer Christs shorts, I listened to the fucking album and it’s just as amazing as I heard it described. It really was a fucking treat and I can’t wait to listen to more of these dudes. It’s chaotic, heavy and goes for the clit and I love that 100/100
@@themetalmeltdownofficial they put a super fun show like i recommend seeing them. They had a joke feud with the X-Cops during the tour it was hilarious.
Also saw them with GWAR last year. Got baptized in the front row, and took home a few pages of one of the several Bibles that Saint Anthony tore up lol. I've been pretty hooked since
Accidentally stumbled on this album when I was looking for Cancer Bats, listened to it on a lark. Totally blew me away, it’s so fun and over the top and vicious. Best time I’ve had in a while.
I watched the intereview as well Too me he seems like a somewhat satyrical but 100 devoted christian anarchist because contrary to all the crazy far right christians far left christianity has a time honored tradition. He correctly condemns the crazy far right hijaking of christianity . But all that being said whether it is 100 percent genuine or not but i think it is . The music kicks ass .
Dude, these guys opened up for Gwar a few months ago, and that was probably one of the best opening acts I've seen. The energy and everything was sooooo on freakin point. I still have a a piece of one of the bible pages they ripped up 😂
I fucking love this album. As a young impressionable teenager, I believe that this religion is one for me! Hail Christ!
We welcome you with open arms! Hail Christ!
Sounds like something I would love!! Need to actually listen to it after seeing this and many more reviews earlier 😂
Get on it! 💖😇
@@CancerChrist Yooooo hello to the band themselves 🤣
This album is like: If Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Nails, Sunami, Full Of Hell, Pig Destroyer, and Converge had a very religious and hateful offspring, this is probably what would come out of that... thing.
But that's its appeal, I fucking love this thing, Maybe already a Grindcore/Powerviolence AOTY Contender. (Yes it's the first week of January, no I don't care)
You are a beautiful person and we love having you on our side in this mission! Hail Christ!
There's definitely some Daughters influence in the guitars, too. I LOVE it.
I saw them when they opened for GWAR in October, and they blew my freakin' mind! I was waiting for this album because it has the tracks they played live but weren't available to buy on digital three months ago. I could play that album on a loop, I swear, but I'm going to try not to. Great review, and what a way to start off the year!
Right???? Absolutely KILLED it live.
play it away
@@CancerChrist Well, okay then!
I’ll have to listen. This sounds like a fucking treat lol
no tricks 😂💖🫵🏻
@@CancerChrist ok
@@CancerChrist also I commented on all the shorts y’all have available. Lol
I personally never heard of these guys before, but after a first listen of this album after being intrigued by your review, I had a lot of fun. Thanks for showing us this really sick band!
😘😘😘
@@CancerChrist Come back to Seattle!
Congrats on the 1st review this year.
It was a pretty fun record, haven't heard of this band before and just checked this album on a whim cause not much else dropped this year yet. Good way to open 2024
Thanks for the review, loving every second of the record. Just ordered the coloured vinyl, appropriately labeled »blue lives splatter«. Hail Christ!
💀 thats fucking awesome
you are beautiful 💖🫵🏻
@@CancerChrist And so are you! Thank you for a wonderful start to the new year. 😘
Never heard of this band, so after seeing your review I thought I'd check this album out for a bit...
...and now I feel exhausted, beaten to a pulp and it makes Rancid's 2000 selftitled record feel like a funeral dirge. Wow 😵💫
love you! 😘
Ur welcome 🤣🤣🤣@@CancerChrist
Goddamn this is quite the record to start off the year with lmao. This sounds really interesting though and I will check this out and the heavy metal philosophy channel.
Hallelujah
This is on my bandcamp wishlist. Monday is payday.
I haven't been this excited for a band in years. Cancer Christ for the win. Please bring the sermon to Alabama. We need it. Hail Christ
Electronics on this album are reminiscent of The Locust, loving it! Thanks for the recommendation
Amen
Your video randomly showed up on my RUclips feed, and I checked out the album and I’m glad I did. This fuckin band is awesome.
Just checked out a couple of tracks from this album. They are bat shit crazy and so much fun! Wrath of the Easter Bunny meets early SOAD put through the blender in an insane asylum!! Absolutely wonderful 😂
🧎♀️🧎🧎🏾♂️😘🫵🏻
Ok so immediately after I watched this review and commented on Cancer Christs shorts, I listened to the fucking album and it’s just as amazing as I heard it described. It really was a fucking treat and I can’t wait to listen to more of these dudes. It’s chaotic, heavy and goes for the clit and I love that
100/100
😘😘😘
I saw Cancer Christ with GWAR they're fucking awesome!
god that sounds AWESOME
@@themetalmeltdownofficial they put a super fun show like i recommend seeing them. They had a joke feud with the X-Cops during the tour it was hilarious.
Holy fuck, that’s a good tour
Also saw them with GWAR last year. Got baptized in the front row, and took home a few pages of one of the several Bibles that Saint Anthony tore up lol. I've been pretty hooked since
@merlercer I got a Bible page too, it's one of the pages about the crucifixion. Pretty brutal.
Accidentally stumbled on this album when I was looking for Cancer Bats, listened to it on a lark. Totally blew me away, it’s so fun and over the top and vicious. Best time I’ve had in a while.
i just listened to the first few songs and i love it. its everything he says it is.
😎😎😎😘
The more I listen, the more i like it.
love you more each day
This album and band fucking rules. Great review!
I think I am going to love this album because this album also reminds me of sod
God bless you and God Bless SOD
Just listened to it. My God, this year seems promising
🙏🙏🙏
This is such a coincidence. Just this morning I thought to myself, “You know what the world needs? Another cult…”
I fucking love this! Thanks for sharing the record
❤❤❤
I watched the intereview as well Too me he seems like a somewhat satyrical but 100 devoted christian anarchist because contrary to all the crazy far right christians far left christianity has a time honored tradition. He correctly condemns the crazy far right hijaking of christianity . But all that being said whether it is 100 percent genuine or not but i think it is . The music kicks ass .
and that’s what matters! 💖🫵🏻
this sounds amazing
you are
Found them on Instagram last week and I’ve been obsessed since
I dont know this band but I will for sure check It out! 🔥have a great day friend
😘💖🫵🏻
@@CancerChrist ❤️🤌🏼🔥 love from Brazil guys🇧🇷
Check out the new Rejoice album, very cool combination of classic black metal and new age hardcore
This is the best fucking album to come out in years.
🥰🥰🥰💖🫵🏻
Don’t know this band but sounds interesting.
check ‘em out
@@CancerChrist i will
I love it. Album of the year!
God Bless you and thank you for helping us usher in the end times!
Hail Christ!
Amen! God Bless you and Hail Christ!
Dude, these guys opened up for Gwar a few months ago, and that was probably one of the best opening acts I've seen. The energy and everything was sooooo on freakin point. I still have a a piece of one of the bible pages they ripped up 😂
love you
@@CancerChrist Love & Faith in Christ 👏
It's THE best metal record of 2024...nothing else released by any band will be better!!
Love the enthusiasm but it is WAAAAY too early to be saying stuff like that bud lmao
love you and appreciate your devotion. Hail Christ
Just amazing for a new band i discovered on streaming in 2023 this album has already made a great start in 2024.
4/5
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻😇😇😇
I 110% agree
Found the band to be very fresh in terms of sound and everything, I liked it
I saw them with Eyehategod, & Goatwhore. That show was insane!
💖🫵🏻
@@CancerChrist Come back to Seattle!
Incredible album
Am I insane, or do you hear a little of Ministry's Psalm 69 and The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taster in this?
love those dudes
oh ffs!!!
I hope this album shows edgy gatekeeping bigots that you don't need to be an anti-woke bigot to offend the right people
😻😻😻
The cover is outta hand.
Review Time has comes self titled, or big chefs free IPhone 4 giveaway album nobody is talking about these albums
I review new albums as they're being released, neither of these are new.
Its a joke even if they don't mean it as a joke
God bless you and ya momma
Are you dumb enough to not get its a joke? But its also great fucking music as well.
The Parental Advisory sticker on the cover should've said "Snowflake Advisory".
😂😂😂 you again
The album is pretty mid. And yeah, no grindcore or powerviolence detected.
your grind core is mid 😘
do you not have ears?
Reptilian? Pass
😂😂😂 expand your mind, boo
You prattle on more than The NutnFancy Project. Get to the point already.
better idea: learn patience
Why you watching a review if you’re gonna complain that the reviewer is reviewing 😭
says the man watching an album review. you sound dim.