The Nearly Complete And Utter History of Everything part One

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • An all-star sketch show, hosted by Angus Deayton, looking back at the last millennium of British history. 2nd January 2000.

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  • @YouBazinga
    @YouBazinga 3 года назад +252

    "The small state of Luxembourg is a charming reminder of how Europe used to be. Plague victims crawl elegantly down its dung-filled streets greasing the way with pus from their buboes, while at least two children a week are burned as the devil in the handsome market square. The town boasts two taverns, one humorous dwarf and a shop that sells little things made of straw."

  • @QueenJaneway
    @QueenJaneway 2 года назад +32

    My favorite one was the live Bayeux tapestry weaving 😂

  • @bhbluebird
    @bhbluebird 2 года назад +17

    I love English humor -- biting, sarcastic, but so dead-on hilarious.

  • @JDMatthias
    @JDMatthias 3 года назад +78

    "France is in their usual
    3,000-4,000-3,000 formation..."

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn 3 года назад +40

    Love the Agincourt sketch, love Henry V and his writer.
    First sketch: dang, I was so hoping they'll work in a "and all our shiny progress is based on the work of that smelly dirty peasant there" line.

  • @dacheese13
    @dacheese13 Год назад +3

    OMG! Bob Mortimer and Amanda Holden... this is gold!

  • @hans-christianlarsen6762
    @hans-christianlarsen6762 3 года назад +31

    SOOOOO lucky never to have seen this before ...... so I could truly enjoy it now. Fabulous 👏❤👍🧡😍
    This should be a returning event every five years. You British are so good at this and have so many talented characters.

    • @foreverpinkf.7603
      @foreverpinkf.7603 2 года назад

      Concerning comedians, I agree. Concerning politicians, well....

    • @willemjansen1141
      @willemjansen1141 Год назад

      Your name sounds very pickled herringish

  • @Jackomac43
    @Jackomac43 2 года назад +8

    It's like an adult precursor to Horrible Histories

  • @bscepter
    @bscepter 3 года назад +42

    "Hitler had Goebbels, Thatcher had Hitler..." ROTFLMAO

  • @stichtingyimak9695
    @stichtingyimak9695 3 года назад +51

    Theres so many jokes in the beginning alone that, for me, it surpasses a lot of shows instantly.

  • @suninmoon4601
    @suninmoon4601 2 года назад +5

    "...Oh, we don't hate anybody!...[sneering] 'We don't hate anybody!'...Well, you should! Makes life more fun."

  • @quantumofhate
    @quantumofhate 4 года назад +29

    Stevenage Stevenage is a town of approximately 80,000 in the county of Hertfordshire, in the south east of England, only around 32 miles north of central London. The town is well known for being the first ever 'new town'; new towns were a series of towns built near London after World War II.

  • @Starman-0832
    @Starman-0832 3 года назад +15

    John Cleese once said that Ronnie Corbett was the best timer of a joke he'd ever known. This is a small example why.

  • @markprior2278
    @markprior2278 4 года назад +46

    Always loved Angus Deaytons presenting style. Great line up, very funny, sad to think of how many of them we have lost since then.

    • @N0xium
      @N0xium 4 года назад +6

      Especially with the Rowan Atkinson Live 1992

  • @Coldstreamer17
    @Coldstreamer17 4 года назад +166

    “I’m new Labour, so I don’t believe in anything” HA HA YES

  • @alexanderzippel8809
    @alexanderzippel8809 3 года назад +39

    "I just hate the French, I dont need a reason"
    That sums up England from the 100 years war to their Alliance before WW1

    • @karry299
      @karry299 Год назад

      That's not accurate at all ! It should be "I just hate the French...and everyone else in the world".

  • @Arbaaltheundefeated
    @Arbaaltheundefeated 3 года назад +8

    "...you find yourself sexually attracted to horses' arses? That's not actually as uncommon as you might think."
    ...Did they predict bronies in 2000?

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 3 года назад +20

    Brian Blessed as Henry VIII? Yes please!

  • @brettb9194
    @brettb9194 3 года назад +8

    lol I was looking for the clip of Henry VIII in marriage counseling a while back, couldn't find it - thanks!

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 года назад +19

    The hairdresser at 27:00 onwards is absolutely glorious 😆😆

  • @rancidcrawfish
    @rancidcrawfish 2 года назад +1

    I'm glad I stumbled upon this

  • @samirmatar8794
    @samirmatar8794 3 года назад +7

    Ah l'humour British! Excellent 🏆.

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 года назад +1

      Refreshing isn't it ?

  • @LordPeaceFrog
    @LordPeaceFrog 2 года назад +5

    😂🤣So many Giants in British actin' in these skits!❤‍🔥🤟

  • @ZipSlipHollingbrook
    @ZipSlipHollingbrook 3 года назад +10

    Why is it that the only thing I can watch these days is British TV from from 15-50 years ago?

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 года назад +3

      Quality ? Tv these last 15 years has become crap, no matter the country. I find myself in the same situation and I'm french. Fortunately Edd China's youtube channel provides a weekly dose of quality content, as does Bad Motorpsort Obsession.

    • @RosieJonesRules
      @RosieJonesRules 3 года назад +1

      Because TV nowadays is constant PC SJW garbage.

    • @kaveebee
      @kaveebee 2 года назад +1

      @@RosieJonesRules Yep.

  • @iainbaker6916
    @iainbaker6916 Год назад +2

    Back when aunty Beeb truly was something to be proud of, and something that I was happy to pay my TV licence for. Oh how the mighty have fallen 😢

  • @nickdryad
    @nickdryad 3 года назад +6

    Brilliant writing.

  • @StratsRUs
    @StratsRUs 3 года назад +2

    Lots of great people here.

  • @rovanderby759
    @rovanderby759 3 года назад +5

    O coitus, we forgot the Balkans!

  • @Steve_P_B
    @Steve_P_B 2 года назад +2

    I get the feeling that William Shakespeare got it wrong. It wasn't Richard III who said "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"....
    It was Henry VIII

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 3 года назад +3

    "blah blah blah whoooooosh shish howwwl wheeee" best subtitle ever ! (video of a boat called tally ho)

  • @mr.pavone9719
    @mr.pavone9719 3 года назад +6

    Oh god the canned laughter. It never stops...

  • @wayfa13
    @wayfa13 Год назад

    I learnt so much

  • @bscepter
    @bscepter 3 года назад +8

    Who plays Geordie? It sort of looks like Bob Mortimer.

    • @mchlbk
      @mchlbk 10 месяцев назад +1

      It is. Girlfriend is Amanda Holden?

  • @jameslind1964
    @jameslind1964 5 лет назад +18

    Angus Deayton has an amazing talent. Even if the jokes someone else wrote are good, he's able to deliver them in a manner that makes them appear unfunny.

    • @SgtDribbleboots
      @SgtDribbleboots 4 года назад

      When you're right, you're right.

    • @Electricshrock
      @Electricshrock 4 года назад +2

      Eh,. he's just one-dimensional. He only does straight/deadpan delivery but he does it well. It is the right style for a mockumentary like this. The onus is on the writers to make jokes that work in this context.

    • @tr4480
      @tr4480 3 года назад +1

      His narration reminds me of John Cleese he does a good job

  • @pc168
    @pc168 3 года назад +3

    At first I thought the middle man was Benny Hill.

  • @q-tuber7034
    @q-tuber7034 3 года назад +6

    21:30 what is so uproariously funny about Laurie’s line here?

    • @vhsvideovault
      @vhsvideovault  3 года назад +6

      It's a reference to a very well known advert for Ferrero Rocher chocolates - which are brought in right after he delivers the line. Here's the original (with laughter because it's presumably from a show like 'Carrott's Commercial Breakdown'). ruclips.net/video/4P-nZZkQqTc/видео.html

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 3 года назад +3

      Thanks so much!

    • @malignantslurpee8902
      @malignantslurpee8902 2 года назад +2

      @@vhsvideovault I was wondering the exact same thing, thanks!

  • @rollercoaster478
    @rollercoaster478 3 года назад +8

    Audio: 2
    Visual: 8
    Comedy: 10/10

  • @gordondean9839
    @gordondean9839 4 года назад +8

    18:40 Nice to see Tom / James Dreyfus finally getting a role, albeit as King of Sweden. Hope he didn't break a leg.

  • @Tina06019
    @Tina06019 3 года назад +10

    “I am underwired with mortification.”
    If my hairdresser said that to me, I think I would want her to go take an aspirin or two, lol.
    “You haven’t just come up the Manchester ship canal on a doughnut, as the homosexuals have it.”
    With that, I would assume she was drunk and excuse myself, pronto.

  • @elleryeggen9678
    @elleryeggen9678 2 года назад +4

    Is that Bob Mortimer @ 11:35?

  • @richardroopnarine870
    @richardroopnarine870 3 года назад +32

    Missed an opportunity in the first sketch to have Baldrick play the part of the serf

    • @frederickwallace6552
      @frederickwallace6552 3 года назад +9

      It was a redo of a 60s sketch, but the tall one was John Cleese.

    • @stephenfalconer513
      @stephenfalconer513 3 года назад +2

      Seems a shame to split the twins

    • @MrDannyDetail
      @MrDannyDetail 3 года назад +2

      Tony Robinson may have been too busy filming Time Team, and the Blackadder Goes Back and Forth millenium special. I think the Two Ronnies actually make the sketch what it is though, although if they ever made another I think having Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson in place of the Ronnies would probably work.

    • @frederickwallace6552
      @frederickwallace6552 3 года назад +2

      @@MrDannyDetail Redo of class sketch Frost Show 7th April 1966

    • @MrDannyDetail
      @MrDannyDetail 3 года назад +1

      @@frederickwallace6552 Yes I know it's a redo of the class sketch (which has things like Ronnie C saying 'I've got a stiff neck' ), and I believe it was also done on at least one other show in the 60s, or possibly 70s, too.

  • @tomf3150
    @tomf3150 3 года назад +2

    Oooooh coïtus ! We forgot the balkans...

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 4 года назад +36

    Why did you cut whole nice-but-dim segment? (around 26:00)

    • @JamesMLynn
      @JamesMLynn 4 года назад +22

      It was blocked by a copyright claim.

    • @antonk.2748
      @antonk.2748 3 года назад +10

      @@JamesMLynn Oh for crying out loud!

    • @darren.mcauliffe
      @darren.mcauliffe 3 года назад

      @@antonk.2748 Just that one sketch was copyrighted. The rest is ok.

  • @goldeneve
    @goldeneve Год назад +1

    5:58….it’s could happen England beat Senegal (depending on everything) we could we seeing a rekindle of a rivalry that date back since that reenactment

  • @samirmatar8794
    @samirmatar8794 10 месяцев назад +1

    very british humor 😂🎉

  • @historia_books
    @historia_books 3 года назад +6

    I'm Spanish and I don't get the joke of the Newcastle fan. Can anyone explain this to me?
    I guess that is related with the cold in the North of England but I'm not familiar with British cliches
    Thanks

    • @JimtheEvo
      @JimtheEvo 3 года назад +9

      geordies, people from Newcastle, are stereotypically under dressed for cold weather, refusing to wear jackets. Having lived with some Geordies in the mid 2000s this portrayal is was 100% accurate ;)

    • @frederickwallace6552
      @frederickwallace6552 3 года назад +5

      I am from West Yorkshire and every Christmas Eve in the pub you would wait for the first dickhead to enter the pub in a t-shirt or running vest.

  • @CailenCambeul
    @CailenCambeul 3 года назад +1

    Marmite? Could have been worse. Could have been Vegemite.

  • @octaviussludberry9016
    @octaviussludberry9016 5 лет назад +6

    Angus Deayton was such a bell.

  • @marthabenner6528
    @marthabenner6528 2 года назад

    Is that Doc Martin as Henry V?

  • @erizabeta
    @erizabeta 3 года назад +2

    is this missing a Harry Enfield sketch?

  • @TaAviram
    @TaAviram 4 года назад +26

    "After beating the Danes at Stamford Brdige" gmw

    • @Tina06019
      @Tina06019 3 года назад +8

      I always thought that Harold Godwinson and his men REALLY got a bum deal from fate. Just imagine needing to fight the Normans after quick-marching down from Stamford Bridge to Hastings, and that march being immediately after a hard-fought battle with the Danes. Hard lines for the Anglo-Saxons.

    • @muadibadder3345
      @muadibadder3345 3 года назад +7

      @@Tina06019 yeh, but imagine if Harold won in Hastings also, he would have been heralded as the greatest king of that age. Definitely one of the great what ifs of history.

    • @leondarcy7367
      @leondarcy7367 3 года назад +1

      @@Tina06019 totally agree. But nobody ever said that life is fair.

    • @Vertikal1000
      @Vertikal1000 3 года назад +3

      It was actually the Norwegians that was beaten at Stamford bridge, not the Danes.

    • @maleexile9053
      @maleexile9053 Год назад

      @@Vertikal1000 Harald hardrada

  • @mortalclown3812
    @mortalclown3812 3 года назад +7

    Thank God men are here to make comedy singlehandedly.
    Yes. That was arch sarcasm.

  • @jabbathehut1871
    @jabbathehut1871 Год назад +1

    0:08: roman numbers suck for this

  • @Steve_P_B
    @Steve_P_B 2 года назад

    What happened to the Nice-But-Dim family sketch?

    • @vhsvideovault
      @vhsvideovault  2 года назад

      It got a copyright strike.

    • @Steve_P_B
      @Steve_P_B 2 года назад

      @@vhsvideovault that's a pity, like most of this it had a phenomenal cast

    • @Captain_U_
      @Captain_U_ Год назад

      @@vhsvideovault Hello sorry to bother do you have any idea where I could potentially find it? I've loved watching this and it hurts me that there's some I haven't seen!

    • @lewiscuthbert2790
      @lewiscuthbert2790 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@vhsvideovaultWas it a piece of music that caused the strike?

  • @yarraidalg
    @yarraidalg 4 года назад +2

    poor catherine parr - at least she got him back in six

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 4 года назад +3

    funnygood

  • @laurenstuff5200
    @laurenstuff5200 2 года назад

    DO.IT.

  • @GameyRaccoon
    @GameyRaccoon Год назад +1

    23:24 CUNNY

  • @toastedcoconut6095
    @toastedcoconut6095 3 года назад +3

    As an American must ask: what the hell am I watching?

  • @barnabyaprobert5159
    @barnabyaprobert5159 3 года назад +2

    Does the presenter send a pound to John Cleese every time he rips him off?

  • @warrenharrison5572
    @warrenharrison5572 3 года назад +3

    are white people ever going to stop equating all of existence to the 2000 years where they were relevant.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 года назад +17

      So go and make a sketch show about pre- 1 AD Egypt, South America and Africa ... or hop over to Horrible Histories and thank them profusely for having made a head-start on it.
      If you do the first, you'll probably find that its very difficult to do a lot of work on areas of history that left little or no written sources. The small amount of historical movies / sketches about 4500 BC in Europe isn't because of the disdain and hatred towards Europeans of that time. It's just that whatever those guys build up / wrote down isn't around anymore.

    • @sparkythesecretsquirrel4013
      @sparkythesecretsquirrel4013 3 года назад +1

      No.

    • @baozenfhei9076
      @baozenfhei9076 3 года назад +4

      Nope, is to fun to see the inferiority complex of other.

    • @frederickwallace6552
      @frederickwallace6552 3 года назад +1

      Oh my! You are so radical. You go girl.

    • @StratsRUs
      @StratsRUs 3 года назад

      Nazis

  • @lastswordfighter
    @lastswordfighter 4 года назад +3

    Joke is on the EU shills that made this propaganda claptrap. You lost big time.

    • @OMG3DBEAT
      @OMG3DBEAT 4 года назад +19

      What are you on about?? XD

    • @Ned-Ryerson
      @Ned-Ryerson 4 года назад +11

      @@OMG3DBEAT Shh, people under tinfoil hats believing them to be tin hats should best be left in their own little (Britain) world.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 года назад +8

      I think the "shills" in this situation are the people who lapped up that concept that the point of a community is "I've got to be the winner". The point of a community is that if you manage to work together, then everybody is better off.
      And as sad as it is: if GB is run by people who don't get that, who are stuck in the "we are the very bestest, make the world England" mind set, then the Brexit isn't as much of a loss for the European Union as it otherwise would be.

    • @barryowens5535
      @barryowens5535 3 года назад +2

      @@Julia-lk8jn perfectly said.