@@dickyboi4956 wdym "can't play it"? I've been playing it for around 50 hours, ending it now because I'm bored to nearly death. Playing it just because I have nothing else to play, waiting for Cyberpunk's DLC. Otherwise I would've dropped it at first few hours
2:04 this may come up in the video later, but the toilet is behind the sliding door on the other side of the ladder. So now you can take a dump in space without risking frostbite
Off the back of the "your mother is in the game" joke, they did actually include something in this. On The Eye (the constellation satellite) there is a note from a young lad who passed away from lung cancer earlier this year
@@keelhld94 I'm choosing my characters pronouns. My character isn't me. In the lore, my character's pronouns most likely align with their genitals. It has nothing to do with self-identity politics. (unless you have nothing else to be upset about ig)
@@keelhld94 actually you dont choose a sex for your character ! so: 1. you obviously havent played the game so idk why you're so pressed about it 2. your point is nonsense
@@it2spooky4me79 boring, repetitive, "diverse", "inclusive", generic, safe, corporate boardroom-designed, lazy, garbage AI, horrendous character design, bland story, copy-pasted shooting from Destiny, copy-pasted abilities from skyrim(but way weaker and less interesting). Should I continue? How about how like 70% of NPCs are essential meaning you cannot kill them. What about the fact that it is mostly a loading screen sim? How about the bullet sponge combat? Eh? you like shooting the same enemy 60 times so they can flop over in a weird death "animation" and then they of course dont even drop anything interesting cause the games full of boring assets and weapons. Would you like to know more? eat some more bug burgers you soy-filled consooner, im sure a new product is coming out soon you can get hyped to spend money on.
blowing up people in Neon was the first time a video game actually made me feel like i was some sort of psychopath, how the bodies fell lifelessly....such an intoxicating experience, even now as i write this im fantasizing about it
That was fun i liked it, more than i like the game !. After playing it for 100 hours, i'm getting sick of it, i would like so much to love it but i can't as those idiots at Bethesda have completely botched it by going the goodenough route! The worst part are the quests which are lame or stupid 90% of the time. The only part that i enjoy is ship building but it gets old quick, exploration but after a time it's so repetitive that it's depressing. Well i was expecting a game with a more mature and intersting content but in the end it's just a cheap fantasy, a huge fantasy game full of mediocrity!
You make some valid points..it does have a stale feeling after awhile. They could have easily done more like simply more enemy types..but with that being said it's far from a bad game. The fact that you put 100 hours in and you where fairly entertained means your expectations where high, but they where met with the game just being "good". So just accept it is a good game in the pool of games you'd never put 100 hours in which is very few this day and age
7/10 is indead fake, its an solid 5/10 worth 15-30 bucks in the bargin ban after 1-2 years when modders have fixed the base game (no land vehicle in space LMAO, walking simulator 💀) and bethesda released dlc or should i mean cut content such as the faction House Va'ruun.
I'm hoping for DLCs with the same vibe too. And maybe one where you find a post apocalyptic planet from an intelligent species that nuked themselves before they reached the stars.
I discovered in a pirate base, trip mines, positioned neatly in front of all the toilets..... this game is just hilarious! Plus it makes old bald men angry, bonus!
lol I didn't even know that overloading the reactor is an option on that quest. what a huge tragic mass extinction event that CLEARLY was just a complete accident brought on by their incompetent chief engineer....of course
You know that boy is him when a rando hands over his apple watch and ship without even asking, you also know that boi is him when he pins this comment.
If you think it's just the pronouns that will give the fat guy a heart attack, wait until he finds out your character can sleep with men and, or women. Lol
I thought I was the only one confused by that, I’m glad he mentioned it, why did you need to pick a pronoun? Everyone is speaking to you, never about you…it’s a useless feature. If you were spoken about and not to directly, the game could easily just see if you picked the male or female body. I was really confused by that, lol. Way to go Bethesda, wasting time on some needless feature while letting all the bugs roam crazy.
I just uploaded a short video highlighting how bad the NPCs are. They're not the only problem, this game has a whole host of glaring issues. But the extent to which they are unresponsive is really immersion-breaking and I just can't take this game seriously. While in Starfield I'm acutely aware that I'm sitting in front of a screen playing a video game. REALLY underwhelming.
Yeah it is a good game but unfortunately the crashes on Xbox are just to much had issues since early access ( before someone says it’s a you problem or a hardware issue go look online it’s happening to thousands and thousands of other people) the update yesterday has made it worse
I’ve had the same problem haven’t been able to play, until yesterday, I played for 30 min without a crash one of the longest. I’m gonna dive in tonight and try and put a couple hours in
Bethesda was never really good at making games and Starfield is a perfect example, this game is a representation of everything that's wrong with the gaming industry now, Planet exploration is just a randomly generated barren rock with copy-pasted points of interest here and there that are all exactly the same in terms of layout and enemy placement, and ship exploration is just a loading screen simulator. The gameplay loop consists of talking to an NPC, shooting some enemies, and repeating that process over and over for every quest until you beat the game. Every named NPC is flagged as essential so you can't kill them, even if that NPC threatens you in dialogue or something. The AI for both enemies and friendly NPC's is embarrassingly bad etc. etc. One of the most boring, bland, and shallow RPG games I've ever played. Maybe if Bethesda didn't outsource the game to 27 different studios it wouldn't be as much of a mess. I already had very low expectations but Bethesda somehow managed to drop the bar even lower than I thought possible, they still managed to disappoint me even though i was already expecting a bad game. 2/10
Seriously the amount of beds with lotion and toilet paper next to it in the game is alarming 😂
i cant wait for modders to change the planets texture to be todd howards face
The mod we're all truly waiting for
Bethesda said they will be doing an update soon and one of them is to let you eat food directly when you find it instead of having to store it.
I hope they put the Shift +E eat function in the inventory transfer too.
Todd is a perfect example of how it always just works
funniest comment on youtube
Sarah:"nice docking captain"
Me:good morning to you too Sarah
I have sunk 80 hrs in and im barely done with the side quests
no way, that's crazy
check up with your doctor, might have some permanent brain damage from all those idiotic fetch quests
@@marinebymistakeyou know its a good game when people who cant play it feel the need to seek out people who like it and shit talk them
@@dickyboi4956 wdym "can't play it"? I've been playing it for around 50 hours, ending it now because I'm bored to nearly death. Playing it just because I have nothing else to play, waiting for Cyberpunk's DLC. Otherwise I would've dropped it at first few hours
@@marinebymistakeso you spent 70 to 100 dollars to tied you over a few days? 😂... I think you're the one with brain damage😮
@@marinebymistake u need to cry harder to elicit the desired effect
There is a toilet behind the closed doors, you'll find your uncle waiting in there for you.
2:04 this may come up in the video later, but the toilet is behind the sliding door on the other side of the ladder. So now you can take a dump in space without risking frostbite
I have made a grave mistake
Off the back of the "your mother is in the game" joke, they did actually include something in this. On The Eye (the constellation satellite) there is a note from a young lad who passed away from lung cancer earlier this year
8/10 here. Fun game when you finally manage to navigate the damn menus and unlock more QOL things like extra ship cargo.
Didn't think I'd be sinking hours into the game after beating it. Damn you todd!
14:26 i knew exactly where this was going when i saw you pull out the pistol before the cut lmfao
For me, this game is definitely a game that just works.
It does indeed work
It doesn't work we the uc have no cloths but pants no joke
@@Voiyunless you have an Nvidia GPU i guess
@bazooka420 nope, i have a 2070 super and it runs it alright on medium settings. Not a big deal.
@@Mmachine88 I have 3060 and it runs like shit on lowest settings
Of all the things one could criticise a game for i never thought pronouns would be one
On top of this particular game has a lot and I mean a lot to criticise it about.
@@keelhld94 choosing your name is also 'self-identity'
@@keelhld94it’s not political it’s pronouns you idiot 😂
@@keelhld94 I'm choosing my characters pronouns. My character isn't me. In the lore, my character's pronouns most likely align with their genitals. It has nothing to do with self-identity politics. (unless you have nothing else to be upset about ig)
@@keelhld94 actually you dont choose a sex for your character ! so:
1. you obviously havent played the game so idk why you're so pressed about it
2. your point is nonsense
I love your ability to see the minutiae, nuances, and so many potential ways to mess up these games. Each video is a lesson.
It’s a 10 to me, I can’t put it down! It’s Mass Effect ++++
We love Mass Effect but you can’t do a 3rd of what you can in Starfield.
The frontier does have a bathroom it's right behind the ships exit. It's door is oddly shaped so it's easy to not notice it
The frontier bathroom contains a note slate Barett wrote when he last took a shit
this game is actually amazing.
I can't stop playing it!
Amazingly generic.
@@Spacecokename me some reasons why it's generic, c'mon do it.
@@it2spooky4me79 boring, repetitive, "diverse", "inclusive", generic, safe, corporate boardroom-designed, lazy, garbage AI, horrendous character design, bland story, copy-pasted shooting from Destiny, copy-pasted abilities from skyrim(but way weaker and less interesting). Should I continue? How about how like 70% of NPCs are essential meaning you cannot kill them. What about the fact that it is mostly a loading screen sim? How about the bullet sponge combat? Eh? you like shooting the same enemy 60 times so they can flop over in a weird death "animation" and then they of course dont even drop anything interesting cause the games full of boring assets and weapons. Would you like to know more? eat some more bug burgers you soy-filled consooner, im sure a new product is coming out soon you can get hyped to spend money on.
@@Spacecoke yeah, maybe they should have made another battle royal.
blowing up people in Neon was the first time a video game actually made me feel like i was some sort of psychopath, how the bodies fell lifelessly....such an intoxicating experience, even now as i write this im fantasizing about it
💀
That was fun i liked it, more than i like the game !. After playing it for 100 hours, i'm getting sick of it, i would like so much to love it but i can't as those idiots at Bethesda have completely botched it by going the goodenough route!
The worst part are the quests which are lame or stupid 90% of the time. The only part that i enjoy is ship building but it gets old quick, exploration but after a time it's so repetitive that it's depressing.
Well i was expecting a game with a more mature and intersting content but in the end it's just a cheap fantasy, a huge fantasy game full of mediocrity!
You make some valid points..it does have a stale feeling after awhile. They could have easily done more like simply more enemy types..but with that being said it's far from a bad game. The fact that you put 100 hours in and you where fairly entertained means your expectations where high, but they where met with the game just being "good". So just accept it is a good game in the pool of games you'd never put 100 hours in which is very few this day and age
"Apart for the distinct lack of a toilet" There is literally a toilet behind the curved door to the front and left of you at 1:58 on your ship......
7/10 is indead fake, its an solid 5/10 worth 15-30 bucks in the bargin ban after 1-2 years when modders have fixed the base game (no land vehicle in space LMAO, walking simulator 💀) and bethesda released dlc or should i mean cut content such as the faction House Va'ruun.
We get a “your mum” joke within the first minute, what a treat.
Pissed myself at the part where you went into everyone else’s bedrooms and took all their furniture 😂
There's literally a bathroom in the first ship you get right next to the ladder XD
My mistake
The bathroom contains some Barrett lore too XD
Man I wish we have Far Harbor-esque DLC In the future
I don't know that's that supposed to mean but I love Far Harbor.
I'm hoping for DLCs with the same vibe too. And maybe one where you find a post apocalyptic planet from an intelligent species that nuked themselves before they reached the stars.
@@marcusbergman6116 I can imagine a DLC where you're stranded on some mysterious planet, probably after an expedition gone wrong ala Honest Hearts.
1:54 The ship does have a toilet, open the door behind the ladder
The toilet is exactly where your crosshair is pointed at 1:58. Open the door.
I discovered in a pirate base, trip mines, positioned neatly in front of all the toilets..... this game is just hilarious!
Plus it makes old bald men angry, bonus!
But it really is a solid 7 in gameplay part
it gets far better 60 hours in!! (fr tho, it actually does, sucks the start sucks)
Yeah it just keeps getting better and better
I wouldn't say the start sucks, its still fun. If that's your mentality, then ALL RPGs suck at the start.
60 hours for a game to be fun?
Are you guys completely insane?
@@gamer-px5cu it gets boring again after 75
@@bananess_ Ah ok then😂
You just made Ron Pearlman
We need a mod that replaces the visions in the start of the game to the big bang theory intro
someone cut in the video to the skyrim intro "hey you, you're finally awake"
that will be probably a mod in the near future@@hengineer
As a person from Africa I can agree
We are indeed extinct
I'm dyslexic and epileptic and that joke was hilarious 😂
I see you've been drinking the media's coolaid.
36 y/o.
Lawyer.
1 kid.
Married.
Had the same problem with the docking. Ffs.
lol I didn't even know that overloading the reactor is an option on that quest. what a huge tragic mass extinction event that CLEARLY was just a complete accident brought on by their incompetent chief engineer....of course
Bro I'm dyslexic too I thought it also said Epileptics as well.
the toilet is that rounded wall by the ladder
You know that boy is him when a rando hands over his apple watch and ship without even asking, you also know that boi is him when he pins this comment.
Nice try
If you think it's just the pronouns that will give the fat guy a heart attack, wait until he finds out your character can sleep with men and, or women. Lol
You missed the bathroom/toilet in the corner of the spaceship!
Starfield is more than a game, it has exposed critics once and for all.
it's not hate... but there is no love for it... it simply has no soul
there is a bathroom in the frontier ;[
NOOOOOO
scrolled down to say this, you can literally see the bathroom screen door in the background as he says it lol
If I upgraded this PC I know this game would just work
you might be surprised. mine is barely above the minimum requirements and most settings are on low but it still looks great and runs super smooth
My pc is below minimum requirements of ram and im running it at medium with low quality shadows perfectly fine
as someone who has gluten intolerance, your celiac comment made me laugh so much. great video
LOL The toilet paper next to the bed had me!
Lmaooo The mom jokes ,always catch me off guard .
Todd's adoring fans like to explore Uranus 🌑🛸
and all other generic planets, more empty than Todd's soul.
The toilet is behind the curtain/door in front of you at 1:58
number 3 npcs set as essential that is what is stopping me.
great video Dad :)
Thanks son
I liked at the character building stage, then i realised they really tried to copy no mans sky and failed
But... there is a toilet on the frontier ship
A world without lil Britain. Think about how big America would feel without them. No one to pull out of a hole they dug
Oh wait they don’t do that anyway
If you look at the pregen Faces during character creation I Believe one of them is Gramma skyrim
"Your mother" looooool
Wait hol up. There is a toilet on the Frontier. I shall not ignore this slight on my precious shitter.
In real life I lose health if I eat sandwich. Celiac problems. 10/10
I really hate doing the dishes.
First ship does have a bathroom
8:02 Bro I thought they were called epileptics too for like a straight 2 hours 😂
Az 's rant spoke nothing but the truth. I love Starfield and the game slaps but woke is a cancer that eventually destroys everything.
Is it really 7/10….I had no idea…..if I like a game then I indulge. I’ve actually been having a lot of fun with this game so far but maybe I’m stupid
7/10 is still good. Cult classics are usually around this.
Theres actually a toilet in the frontier
A serious lack of faith in Todd from Voiy.
Whoa! My mother is WAY fatter than that!
There is actually toilet on some ships
One of my favourite RUclipsrs is a fellow celiac 🥺 man I miss sandwiches….
The reviews didn't lie. You're just easily entertained. The game sucks.
Dont hate it, just dont care about it...
hey man
hey!
I thought I was the only one confused by that, I’m glad he mentioned it, why did you need to pick a pronoun? Everyone is speaking to you, never about you…it’s a useless feature. If you were spoken about and not to directly, the game could easily just see if you picked the male or female body.
I was really confused by that, lol. Way to go Bethesda, wasting time on some needless feature while letting all the bugs roam crazy.
I just uploaded a short video highlighting how bad the NPCs are. They're not the only problem, this game has a whole host of glaring issues. But the extent to which they are unresponsive is really immersion-breaking and I just can't take this game seriously. While in Starfield I'm acutely aware that I'm sitting in front of a screen playing a video game. REALLY underwhelming.
It’s a videogame.
@@borginburkes1819 Riveting take.
@@mechinate you said you were acutely aware that you’re playing a videogame. Which is a moronic criticism
06:24 guess I die
starefield will slap the immersion out of you
There definitely is a toilet on your ship
0:36 A joke worthy of Jeffery Epstein himself.
Bruh there’s totally a toilet on the frontier lol 😂
Yall acting like ign hates this game just because they have it a 7
Yeah it is a good game but unfortunately the crashes on Xbox are just to much had issues since early access ( before someone says it’s a you problem or a hardware issue go look online it’s happening to thousands and thousands of other people) the update yesterday has made it worse
I’ve had the same problem haven’t been able to play, until yesterday, I played for 30 min without a crash one of the longest. I’m gonna dive in tonight and try and put a couple hours in
I haven’t been crashing at all (I’m on series s)
@@johnogrady3913 I’ve had issues since early access it’s so annoying yesterday’s update hasn’t helped at all
Series x player here, I’ve only had one crash in my 50+ hours of playing, have you tried clearing your cache or maybe freeing up some SSD space?
@@joshs7372 same here, I put a ticket in every day with Bethesda since the third lol
Im watching this video while i wash dishes. Damn i dislike washing dishes 😑
it does!
I remember why I unsubbed now
LMFAO Az is blowing up
Can you assassinate somebody's grandma at 200k subscribers
Got you bro
Dude…you are HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Bethesda was never really good at making games and Starfield is a perfect example, this game is a representation of everything that's wrong with the gaming industry now, Planet exploration is just a randomly generated barren rock with copy-pasted points of interest here and there that are all exactly the same in terms of layout and enemy placement, and ship exploration is just a loading screen simulator. The gameplay loop consists of talking to an NPC, shooting some enemies, and repeating that process over and over for every quest until you beat the game. Every named NPC is flagged as essential so you can't kill them, even if that NPC threatens you in dialogue or something. The AI for both enemies and friendly NPC's is embarrassingly bad etc. etc. One of the most boring, bland, and shallow RPG games I've ever played. Maybe if Bethesda didn't outsource the game to 27 different studios it wouldn't be as much of a mess. I already had very low expectations but Bethesda somehow managed to drop the bar even lower than I thought possible, they still managed to disappoint me even though i was already expecting a bad game. 2/10
Starfield it IS the best 7/10 game
good Bethesda bot, GOOOD!
I can play frisbee in with mines in zero g
Voiy is the most underrated youtuber, however please play some more games, the fortnite videos are getting old George
Fr man I just love Fortnite too much sorry
sooo Todd created the whole game? all by himself? stop the person cult already
why are you copycatting pelican
Why are you 8 years old?
Fake gamer. There is a toilet in the ship, in the back corner there behind the rounded sliding door
ZeFrostPet 😂
Can you play scarface the world is yours please
It's around a 9/10. The 7's were outliers and got far too much attention (which is probably what they wanted).
Anyone who gives it higher than 7/10 are just clapping seals🦭