I'm reminded of a quote: "The existence of 'manmade horrors beyond my comprehension' implies the existence of 'supernatural delights within my understanding', so yes, I will be walking through that portal."
Not that I actually believe Alagadda would be this lenient, but I imagine, like...in a parallel universe, there's a version of them who do "milk" the humans for blood but no worse than someone donating blood for other humans would and they just have a massive amount of willing volunteers.
I loved the "not a vampire" reveal. The whole time I was wondering how a vampire could run luxury human restaurants when he cant eat food, and the realization that he was just a regular guy downing gallons of blood was great
@@Nameless-ln5mrhe's most likely one of those extra planar blood gods mentioned, or related in some way. I mean, how else is he making deals with them to consecrate a f*cking hotel? He reminds me of Gaunter O' Dimm from The Witcher.
I love how Ambrose was able to horrify a vampire from not knowing what he was, and it almost humanizes the vampire. My two cents though? Ambrose is probably a thaumaturgist or some kind of reality bender, rather than an actual bloodsucker.
My thought is that it’s part of his deal with the consecrated ground dedicated to gods of blood. He has the privileges of hemovores as he provides them with service and nourishment
I believe the hotel is only sunless in the underground portion where the vampires stay. They mentioned a couple times that there is sunlight in the upper portion.
@@Dante_xy7 well then they better not complain when I decide munching on dusty undead aristocrats is my favourite pastime, and maybe shared by my "sentient beartrap" named Fred. I didn't fork out half my savings to be treated like an entrée, and why should the vamps get magical blood protection while I'm getting chased through a labyrinth by a demon wolf with wall hacks? Zero Stars, the food ain't worth it, weren't even selling me the magic stuff. For shame
I love these quirky tongue-in-cheek SCPs. Instead of grand and spectacular, reality threatening scenario's, you get the everyday life stuff. Like a vampire who just pines for a nice view. Anomalous restaurants and hotels, anomalous tailors, cleaners, dentists etc. I mean even an eldritch abomination needs a yearly check-up and a reminder to floss.
@@ZlyxonRead monster hunter international. In book 5 or something there is friendly shogoth mr. Trash bags , who protects wife and child of the protagonist. He calls them cuddle bunny (wife) and cuddle bunnys cuddle bunny (the child). It's great character and my personal favourite.
"for all the damn vampires, by Sebastian LaCroix" Damnit you cannot spring things on us like that, I sputtered out a laugh that almost took my drink with it.
Basically everything up until the vampire hotel had me going "I would absolutely spend that much money to experience one of these dinners." It's almost reasonable compared to mundane overpriced restaurant experiences! Because I would *absolutely* squeal in delight when a tiny dragon is brought to my table!
I choose to believe Pearl loved all those anomalously delicious foods Ambrose fed her so much that she was happy to sacrifice herself to give restaurant patrons that experience.
While it did say “one time dining experience”, I’d like to think that Ambrose Restaurants figured out a way to keep her alive & happy & well-fed for future events.
"Together, the meal will set you back 700 pounds, or 850 if you include wine." You know you're saturated with SCP articles when you assume that the anomalous food will cause your body to burn 700-850 lbs, not cost you that much in British pounds...
15:00 this immediately caught my attention Sebastian LaCroix is a prominent character in the game Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines. there isn't much in his review on the resturaunt that i immediatley notice connects to the game, but i did notice the line "We are notorious for our squabbling" which greatly describes the relationships between Vampires and Other Vampires in the game's story. they've all got some kind of major beef with each other, every single one.
And that one tale where Chaz's just becoming insane, has a liking to cannibalism and he even ate Marius. It disturbs me honestly I think it was mentioned in the tale that the event happened before Ambrose Transylvania was opened
There's actually a lot of real world blood recipes that the writer for ambrose could have included like pigs blood tofu stew or Italian blood pasta. Hell even braised cows liver or placenta is a good item for the list.
Except their whole thing is exclusive meals that nobody else serves, no point making a hotel for vampires if they're just serving something that the vampires could find elsewhere with less trouble.
@@whiskeyhound It's shown in the story that LaCroix relishes experiences from when he was alive, so why not include some normal foods that are palatable to haemavores on the menu, for those who want them as a reminder of the 'better days'? Who said they can only eat special vampire food? Yes, if they just fancied Italian blood pasta one night they wouldn't bother going all the way to the Transylvania venue for it, but they don't go there for a quick snack, they go for the whole experience. The food is an add-on, so to speak. Like, you don't go to a club for the bar snacks, but you might have some while you're there. So it makes sense they'd offer as wide a variety as possible since the actual nutritious options for a vampire are, as stated, quite limited.
@@jackrylebonclaw7270 Why include normal blood recipes instead of doing the substitute blood for eggs trick to make a wider range of food that they would've eaten prior to becoming vampires, since I doubt that many of them ate food with blood in it at all, and I don't believe that anyone would've eaten it regularly. Plus the whole appeal of this hotel as far as food goes is providing access to exotic bloods that the vampires couldn't ever get access to normally, such as faerie or elagardian blood.
@@whiskeyhound why do you assume that it has to be one or the other? Why can't they serve ALL these things? I'm just supporting the OP's idea of additional recipes that use blood, not replacing anything. But to address some of your points; it's clearly stated that eating regular food isn't a pleasant experience for a vampire. Thus they couldn't eat the exact human foods for nostalgia's sake, it would have to be 'close enough'. Which would be fine as you don't have to be in an exact replica of a situation to experience nostalgia. That's something you either comprehend or don't, I guess. And you just undermined your own argument in one sentence when you said "as far as the food goes"; because, AS I STATED, vampires aren't likely to go there just for the food alone. Do you pick a holiday destination primarily because of the food? I certainly don't. It may be a factor, but so are all the other relevant elements like location, cost, comfort, atmosphere...
Agreed… but TheVolgun… Untouchable. Almost wish I didn’t discover him for another few years so I could binge another *redacted* hours without having to go elsewhere for much less appealing stuff
That pesto dish sounds fantastic! I imagine this is the sort of place that Foundation agents might go to for a romantic date. X3 I grow and make my own pesto every year. Edit: Something tells me members of both Wilson's and Ambrose's are going to need earplugs in the immediate future.
4:53 that may have been the first ever, however slight, character break ive ever heard from this channel-- a very slight chuckle. Damn this channel is good
It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!. "I tasted mustard." Yeah... DIJON mustard!
Imagine staying at a restort and getting chased by vampires all night. You go home feeling drained and tired. Not remembering anything while the vampires are all "That was the best vacation ever!"
you know I had the slightest bit of hope the pig would have become a mascot and scraps disposal for the restaurant. the slightest, tiniest hope. but I feel we all knew the outcome of the tale the moment we heard the phrase "pig up for adoption"."
Meanwhile I'm thinking that most of these meals might actually be like an everyday dish someplace else where sources are more common. And that it's only a luxury here.
Would be interested to see a crossover with "are we cool yet". Anomalous Gastronomy. Although would probably presented as those crazy food deconstruction machines.
Always liked this niche of the SCP lol Been working kitchens for nearly 10 years now and I can tell ya'll a lot of restaurant owners are just like Ambrose
I love that this SCP is fun and cheeky, but also a commentary on fine dining and the exploitative practices of restauranteurs and the hospitality industry. Also Gamers Agains Weed once again prove themselves my favorite GOI lol
Man, I loved the Ambrose Transylvania bit due to one particular reason - it was so blatantly referencing Vampire: The Masquerade that I couldn't help but grin every time they brought something from that world I couldn't help but grin. Any chance some World of Darkness property would appear on the Exploring series?
That Waldorf salad sounds delicious, and with the veggie Pasta of the Gods? Yum. I'm surprised Are We Cool Yet doesnt do any art work for the Soho location.
This got me way back to the times I played Vampire: The Masquerade RPG as a teenager. Thank you. ...also I have a lot of comments to add later, when I get to it.
@@patrickmccurry1563 from how he was talking about how they've been through enough, not soley about the quality of the ingredients, tells me the rape was a factor.
Okay, but the review did say that amnestics are applied after the hunt. Meaning that there's still a person left alive and non-vampiric to amnesticize. Not great but it could be worse, they could just be outright dead. How do they lose that much blood and remain alive? Anomalous Orange Juice.
Oh mannnn I love the Amberose Restaurant, theres a story hub on the wiki that dealt with the circuis of disquieting and the characters ended up at a Amberose restaurant thats how i ended up introduced anyways, surprised it isnt mentioned more in lore
Sebastian LaCroix? The author is definitely a Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines fan. One of the best games of all time. Y'know if you did lore videos about World of Darkness that would be pretty cool.
Small brain organizations: use anomalies to destroy or rule the world medium brain organizations: use anomalies to protect the world big brain: use anomalies as profit gigachad brain: use anomalies to elevate art and culinary arts.
I was on one of these restaurants that served on a space cruise. The food were really delicous (couldn't took pictures of them though, something about memetic hazards or something)
Ambrose Restaurants - Where Bone Apple Tea might just be an actual menu item
That sounds oddly tasty.
Extra emphasis on "might".
@@michaelandreipalon359 Because "Bone apples" might exist somehow
@@arran4285oh boy, that may ring more truthful than you realize. There is a Bone Orchard, after all
what is that meal gonna look like? 💀
I'm reminded of a quote:
"The existence of 'manmade horrors beyond my comprehension' implies the existence of 'supernatural delights within my understanding', so yes, I will be walking through that portal."
Where on earth is that from?
Please elaborate
Is that hitchhikers guide?
That's the spirit!
Somehow, the fact that “no humans were killed” to make the blood wine from Alagadda only makes me more worried, not less.
They may not have been killed, per se, but nobody said they weren’t “milked”, so to speak.
@@scionofdorn9101they are paid.
Interesting theory
especially since in the SCP universe death is one of the better things that can happen to you in anomalous locations
Not that I actually believe Alagadda would be this lenient, but I imagine, like...in a parallel universe, there's a version of them who do "milk" the humans for blood but no worse than someone donating blood for other humans would and they just have a massive amount of willing volunteers.
I loved the "not a vampire" reveal. The whole time I was wondering how a vampire could run luxury human restaurants when he cant eat food, and the realization that he was just a regular guy downing gallons of blood was great
Well, not necessarily a “regular guy”. Just not a vampire.
Okay, he’s not undead, he’s just extremely weird.
@@Nameless-ln5mrhe's most likely one of those extra planar blood gods mentioned, or related in some way. I mean, how else is he making deals with them to consecrate a f*cking hotel?
He reminds me of Gaunter O' Dimm from The Witcher.
@@mango_raider4116like thats why he wouldnt reveal what god it was. It might be consecreated to himself.
I love how Ambrose was able to horrify a vampire from not knowing what he was, and it almost humanizes the vampire. My two cents though? Ambrose is probably a thaumaturgist or some kind of reality bender, rather than an actual bloodsucker.
No one knows what he actually looks like however.
@@Dante_xy7 I'm imagining Marco Pierre White though.
@@archerexiv3740 ok.
My thought is that it’s part of his deal with the consecrated ground dedicated to gods of blood. He has the privileges of hemovores as he provides them with service and nourishment
@@kianrackley2967 Yeah that makes sense. Is it Yaldabaoth?
I love how some dishes, like the golden apple crumble, aren't even anomalous, they're just so good there's no need to upgrade them.
To be fair, those human guests should have been suspicious about the *sunless hotel in Transylvania*
I believe the hotel is only sunless in the underground portion where the vampires stay. They mentioned a couple times that there is sunlight in the upper portion.
Vampires need to have their feasts once on while.
@@Dante_xy7 well then they better not complain when I decide munching on dusty undead aristocrats is my favourite pastime, and maybe shared by my "sentient beartrap" named Fred. I didn't fork out half my savings to be treated like an entrée, and why should the vamps get magical blood protection while I'm getting chased through a labyrinth by a demon wolf with wall hacks? Zero Stars, the food ain't worth it, weren't even selling me the magic stuff. For shame
Mmmm..demon pork. Ambrose Restaurants really gives a whole new meaning to _Hell's Kitchen_
Hell's Kitchen looks like a tiny level compare to Ambrose 😅
Shall I tell a certain green armored demigod slumbering in a sarcophagus?
🤤Gibs me dat demon pork 😈
"IT'S FUCKING RAW!"
@@MazarothWell, better try to prevent Civvie 11's wardens from doing things to him, hehe.
I love these quirky tongue-in-cheek SCPs. Instead of grand and spectacular, reality threatening scenario's, you get the everyday life stuff. Like a vampire who just pines for a nice view. Anomalous restaurants and hotels, anomalous tailors, cleaners, dentists etc. I mean even an eldritch abomination needs a yearly check-up and a reminder to floss.
@@Zlyxon They give the BEST hugs.
Spice of Life SCP!!!
@@ZlyxonRead monster hunter international. In book 5 or something there is friendly shogoth mr. Trash bags , who protects wife and child of the protagonist. He calls them cuddle bunny (wife) and cuddle bunnys cuddle bunny (the child). It's great character and my personal favourite.
Which SCP is that eldritch dental abomination?
I do love the slice of life aspects😊
Sebastian LaCroix is a prominent vampire in the game Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. He’s the prince of the vampires in Santa Monica, California.
I knew that name sounded familiar. Thank you!
Is he the guy that owns the LaCroix seltzer company?
Not a Prince when I’m around. Can’t stand the Camarilla. Almost as bad as the Sabbat.
You can just tell the person who wrote this has a hardback copy of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy anthology and I love it
"for all the damn vampires, by Sebastian LaCroix" Damnit you cannot spring things on us like that, I sputtered out a laugh that almost took my drink with it.
VMTB is now SCP canon
If VTM:B can connect with SCP, I wonder if Hellsing exists too. Can't wait for Alucard in the next Vampire game as a reference or even a boss.
Basically everything up until the vampire hotel had me going "I would absolutely spend that much money to experience one of these dinners." It's almost reasonable compared to mundane overpriced restaurant experiences!
Because I would *absolutely* squeal in delight when a tiny dragon is brought to my table!
Chazz is possibly the worst of nightmare creatures, a foodie. Him having sarkic or equivalent abilities related to eating would seem appropriate.
I choose to believe Pearl loved all those anomalously delicious foods Ambrose fed her so much that she was happy to sacrifice herself to give restaurant patrons that experience.
Pearl was The vampire Who arrived there in The story? Just wondering.
Brings to mind the restaurant at the end of the universe lol.
@girlandfnaf Pearl is the pig at the very end of the story.
While it did say “one time dining experience”, I’d like to think that Ambrose Restaurants figured out a way to keep her alive & happy & well-fed for future events.
@@UGNAvalon alright, thanks for letting to know, :)
"Together, the meal will set you back 700 pounds, or 850 if you include wine."
You know you're saturated with SCP articles when you assume that the anomalous food will cause your body to burn 700-850 lbs, not cost you that much in British pounds...
It’s probably both.
Gotta love going to sleep in a tent, the fire crackling nearby, and just enough signal to fall asleep to a brand new Exploring Series video 😌
Yes, good, fall asleep... That's what they want, for you to be asleep and helpless... Did you hear that? Just outside of the light from the fire...
Shhh..... don't wake them up.
*I’ve arrived.*
Yeah... I'll take a nice air conditioned rest at home with real internet speeds. Tents are for the apocalypse.
@@CodeguruXMaybe op knows something we don't
Perfect timing for my midnight snack of diet ghost and demon pringles.
That section about the trees turned dark quick 💀💀
Figured they're virtually non-hostile, but I must say, SCP-4814 is quite disheartening. Same with poor Pearl, but then, such are good pork.
As a non-patron donor, this looks delicious
Oh, same.
Same. I'm also listening to this right before lunch, which is not doing me any favors. 🤤
But what if I told you that there was Food Wars logic?
15:00 this immediately caught my attention
Sebastian LaCroix is a prominent character in the game Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
there isn't much in his review on the resturaunt that i immediatley notice connects to the game, but i did notice the line "We are notorious for our squabbling" which greatly describes the relationships between Vampires and Other Vampires in the game's story. they've all got some kind of major beef with each other, every single one.
And that one tale where Chaz's just becoming insane, has a liking to cannibalism and he even ate Marius. It disturbs me honestly
I think it was mentioned in the tale that the event happened before Ambrose Transylvania was opened
As a chef. That 5 senses pasta would be something i would do anything to get my hands on.
There's actually a lot of real world blood recipes that the writer for ambrose could have included like pigs blood tofu stew or Italian blood pasta. Hell even braised cows liver or placenta is a good item for the list.
They did mention that the menu rotates out and is basically just a bunch of specials so I like to think that they do have those recipes on hand
Except their whole thing is exclusive meals that nobody else serves, no point making a hotel for vampires if they're just serving something that the vampires could find elsewhere with less trouble.
@@whiskeyhound It's shown in the story that LaCroix relishes experiences from when he was alive, so why not include some normal foods that are palatable to haemavores on the menu, for those who want them as a reminder of the 'better days'? Who said they can only eat special vampire food? Yes, if they just fancied Italian blood pasta one night they wouldn't bother going all the way to the Transylvania venue for it, but they don't go there for a quick snack, they go for the whole experience. The food is an add-on, so to speak. Like, you don't go to a club for the bar snacks, but you might have some while you're there. So it makes sense they'd offer as wide a variety as possible since the actual nutritious options for a vampire are, as stated, quite limited.
@@jackrylebonclaw7270 Why include normal blood recipes instead of doing the substitute blood for eggs trick to make a wider range of food that they would've eaten prior to becoming vampires, since I doubt that many of them ate food with blood in it at all, and I don't believe that anyone would've eaten it regularly.
Plus the whole appeal of this hotel as far as food goes is providing access to exotic bloods that the vampires couldn't ever get access to normally, such as faerie or elagardian blood.
@@whiskeyhound why do you assume that it has to be one or the other? Why can't they serve ALL these things? I'm just supporting the OP's idea of additional recipes that use blood, not replacing anything.
But to address some of your points; it's clearly stated that eating regular food isn't a pleasant experience for a vampire. Thus they couldn't eat the exact human foods for nostalgia's sake, it would have to be 'close enough'. Which would be fine as you don't have to be in an exact replica of a situation to experience nostalgia. That's something you either comprehend or don't, I guess.
And you just undermined your own argument in one sentence when you said "as far as the food goes"; because, AS I STATED, vampires aren't likely to go there just for the food alone. Do you pick a holiday destination primarily because of the food? I certainly don't. It may be a factor, but so are all the other relevant elements like location, cost, comfort, atmosphere...
All this video did was make me hungry.
Also, I love the idea that no one really knows WHAT Ambrose is. It leaves us with more questions than answers.
I know, I got up at 4 am to make a bacon sandwich lmao
22:00 i cant imagine a more elegant solution to rowdy vampires that making dark gods smite whoever kills a vampire in the hotel
I was like “huh, these guys aren’t so bad!” Even with the vampire stuff. And then they ate the piggy 😭
It’s what pigs are for…just like people.
I hope the Foundation can swoop in and save Pearl 😭
"An entire race of people defined by the need to eat"... the stupidity of that line is brilliant if it was deliberate, and mortifying if accidental.
I do plan on putting all of these in a DnD multiverse cantina
Yay SCP Day
Agreed… but TheVolgun… Untouchable. Almost wish I didn’t discover him for another few years so I could binge another *redacted* hours without having to go elsewhere for much less appealing stuff
Not discrediting this guy or the others, but ALL DAY, TheVolgun.
Ok
Yay
Hap pay hap pay day
@@FeBertonicathen leave instead of leaving rude comments
I'm a culinary student, I love food and I love the SCP universe. I would *love* to work in an anomalous restaurant.
I would too if it didn’t mean I might also become part of the menu 👀
It’s an experience to die for
Exact same lmao... Just means we'll have to open our own anomalous restaurants! Anyone got a number for MC&D?
Finally some good Fing Food.
The only place where you can mistakenly order Boned Apa Tits and end up with a plate of exactly that
FINALLY! BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO COVER MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT CHAIN! WOOO!
This is a fantastic group, much better than arguably most of the major groups in my opinion!
That pesto dish sounds fantastic! I imagine this is the sort of place that Foundation agents might go to for a romantic date. X3 I grow and make my own pesto every year.
Edit: Something tells me members of both Wilson's and Ambrose's are going to need earplugs in the immediate future.
That last bit hit hard.
You make blood sounds concerningly tasty
try it, you might like it
-Not a vampire
4:53 that may have been the first ever, however slight, character break ive ever heard from this channel-- a very slight chuckle. Damn this channel is good
Mate i dont even hear it , i think yoh confusing the moment he inhales for a chuckle , he is that good he didnt even break character
Another great SCP that I'd never heard before.
This reminds me of “The Song Of Susannah” book from Steven King’s “The Dark Tower Series”. The restaurant….if you know what I mean.
I really need to reread that book septology.
Head Chef: Dean Ambrose. Then he changed his name and started bleeding on every dish.
I agree, this does add alot of flavour. The correct flavour for ne too
Every GOI you upload gets us one video closer to Gamers Against Weed
Honestly matzo ball soup is already anomalously good on its own
I'm going into this expecting Pearl Jam
Well, there's a pig named Pearl near the vid's end.
@@michaelandreipalon359 Pearl's Ham.
@@awandererfromys1680 Gah, too soon!
@@awandererfromys1680 heh!
It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!.
"I tasted mustard."
Yeah... DIJON mustard!
thank goodness, looks like I'll be sleeping well tonight
I love the vampire hotel I'm absolutely stealing that for my Beast The Primordial campaign
Whats The number of it?
@@Dante_xy7 It starts here 15:14
@@WolfBoy-om6dw thanks
@@Dante_xy7 Your welcome
This feels a lot like a welcome to nightvale skit
its so relaxing to just see him list out menu items as if he was one of the waiters
Thank you so much for everything you do Mr. Exploring series. Amazing content as always
Been wondering if TES would cover these guys. Is he still covering 40k or is that done for now?
Next week, Imperium stuff will be back.
Ah ok, thanks!
Damnit, now im cant wait to come back home to listen to this! Still 3 hours left to my shift!
Imagine staying at a restort and getting chased by vampires all night. You go home feeling drained and tired. Not remembering anything while the vampires are all "That was the best vacation ever!"
Not gunna lie, it urks me hearing the literal Camarilla, Prince of LA calling himself a 'Vampire' and not 'Kindred'. lmao.
you know I had the slightest bit of hope the pig would have become a mascot and scraps disposal for the restaurant. the slightest, tiniest hope. but I feel we all knew the outcome of the tale the moment we heard the phrase "pig up for adoption"."
Tbh it would’ve been a way smarter move for the restaurant to have kept Pearl for waste disposal. They prob spend a fortune on anomalous trash pickup
Meanwhile I'm thinking that most of these meals might actually be like an everyday dish someplace else where sources are more common. And that it's only a luxury here.
Like garlic bread, 3464.
That's what happened with lobster, it used to be a peasant's dish but became a delicacy over time.
Hour long The Exploring Series SCP videos make my life so much more enjoyable. Thank you brother, and since I'm a chef this one hit home!
Would be interested to see a crossover with "are we cool yet". Anomalous Gastronomy. Although would probably presented as those crazy food deconstruction machines.
Always liked this niche of the SCP lol Been working kitchens for nearly 10 years now and I can tell ya'll a lot of restaurant owners are just like Ambrose
The author must have had a blast writing this, usually I multi-task while listening but had to stop just to take it all in.
Restaurant Review with The Vampire! I loved that bit!
Oh, hey! I ran a Pathfinder game where the players were Ingredient Hunters for Amrose. It was quite fun!
THAT POOR PIG
I love that this SCP is fun and cheeky, but also a commentary on fine dining and the exploitative practices of restauranteurs and the hospitality industry. Also Gamers Agains Weed once again prove themselves my favorite GOI lol
Man, I loved the Ambrose Transylvania bit due to one particular reason - it was so blatantly referencing Vampire: The Masquerade that I couldn't help but grin every time they brought something from that world I couldn't help but grin. Any chance some World of Darkness property would appear on the Exploring series?
Exploring Mage the Ascension would be lit.
That Waldorf salad sounds delicious, and with the veggie Pasta of the Gods? Yum.
I'm surprised Are We Cool Yet doesnt do any art work for the Soho location.
I'm thinking of the cafe at the end of Spaceballs when the frog jumps out
Upon hearing that Pearl was butchered I was immediately horrified and my day has been immeasurably ruined.
man I totally forgot about scp mondays, was about to have a really bad monday morning and this pops up, jackpot
This got me way back to the times I played Vampire: The Masquerade RPG as a teenager. Thank you.
...also I have a lot of comments to add later, when I get to it.
Some of these sound good.
You find the best SCPs! Your curation has kept me interested in SCP for years now.
Rape is bad, but having your guests hunted and devoured by your _actual_ guests and eating your employees is a-OK.
- Chaz Ambrose
Or he just finds dendrophilia or breeding with food icky. It probably isn't the issue of sexual assault of probably non-intelligent organisms.
@@patrickmccurry1563 from how he was talking about how they've been through enough, not soley about the quality of the ingredients, tells me the rape was a factor.
Okay, but the review did say that amnestics are applied after the hunt. Meaning that there's still a person left alive and non-vampiric to amnesticize. Not great but it could be worse, they could just be outright dead.
How do they lose that much blood and remain alive? Anomalous Orange Juice.
@@Smellbringer they're probably talking about the others that weren't hunted. The sounds the human guests must hear from their room must be horrific.
@@Lavender_Jibanyan that doesn't mean live feeding is necessary.
The SCP Foundation is why we can't have nice things. Like infinitely stuffed parmigiana.
SCP meets Toriko!
Absolutely my favorite episode by far
That pig thing was such a Curb You Enthusiasm credits theme moment!
Oh mannnn I love the Amberose Restaurant, theres a story hub on the wiki that dealt with the circuis of disquieting and the characters ended up at a Amberose restaurant thats how i ended up introduced anyways, surprised it isnt mentioned more in lore
Sebastian LaCroix? The author is definitely a Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines fan. One of the best games of all time. Y'know if you did lore videos about World of Darkness that would be pretty cool.
The Salmon Of Knowledge is an actual thing that a hero named Finn McCumhail (pronounced Finn McCool) consumed.
I'm listening to this while dinner is cooking and it's killing me, lol. That being said, I've never heard of these guys. Fun Group of Interest!
This channel is the best for SCP content.
ah yes, the nightvale restaurant, i bet the writers are fan of the series
Do you mean Gino's, Tourniquet, or the Moonlite All-Nite Diner?
@@dylangergutierrez mmmh, idk, the Moonlite All-Nite Diner struck like a low lever diner, like a cheap eatery or something alike
"Focus on the cake, and don't worry about the cheese..."
That's how you make certain I'll worry about the cheese.
Thank god I ate before watching this. All the of Ambrose Restaurants menus sounds delicious.
Small brain organizations: use anomalies to destroy or rule the world
medium brain organizations: use anomalies to protect the world
big brain: use anomalies as profit
gigachad brain: use anomalies to elevate art and culinary arts.
I would totally buy a copy of Ambrosia, just to have in my house sitting with a couple other normal cookbooks
The pig meal was a hilarious twist lol
Can scp universe vampires. choose if they turn there meal into a vampire or not?
These guys sound like they escaped straight from Toriko, its great.
Special reservations for the house of the fly
As a worker in a restaurant this video is hilarious
The eternal stew is so funny because that's barely anomalous, the same thing is happening in New York
Sebastian LaCroix is the main antagonist of the hugely popular vampire game Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines. Perfect reference.
I love that the interviewer 100% thought he was going to watch a man die, and he just went to check the cameras
I was on one of these restaurants that served on a space cruise. The food were really delicous (couldn't took pictures of them though, something about memetic hazards or something)
oh boy its 3am
Fantastic episode 👏 👌 as always
The time travelling commenters strike again