Kellogg's Bizarre Voice Assistants for Windows
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Back in 2004, boxes of Rice Krispies, Froot Loops, and Frosted Flakes cereal included a disc that contained a digital assistant for your Windows computer. Yeah... really. Let's take a look at them!
Talking Tony: archive.org/details/TalkingTony
Talking Toucan Sam: archive.org/details/TalkingTo...
Talking Snap Crackle Pop: archive.org/details/talking-scp
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Management meeting Quality Assurance team:
- So does it work correctly?
- uh... No.
- Splendid!
literally, it cracked me so long xD
>Every AAA video game since 2014 ever
Better reaction than, “You’re fired.”
best part of the video. "Splendid!"
Splendid comment !
My siblings and I got roller coaster tycoon from a cereal box! So many hours spent on that series...
This game is awesome, still enjoyable to this day. Great prize.
Nice! Someone burned me a copy when the first one came out and I could spend hours on that game. I still play it through Steam.
@@keiganthetennessean1796 There's actually an opensource version of it, that adds a bunch of stuff on top of the original game. It's called OpenRCT2.
Michael mjd windows XP pc
Omg same
“You would never have 2 of these running at the same time” My brother in Christ, I was a child with unmonitored PC access. This would’ve been the first thing i did
Summon them all and make them fight.
In heindsight, it was a ballsy move installing random software from a box of cereal.
When you put it like that, yeah lmao
It was from a time where just having a brand in a user's face was what gave software value, not harvesting every datapoint for resale.
PC version of pills from a truck stop bathroom
Back in my day, we used to install software that came on random floppies in the mail
But the world would be a poorer place without cereal box computer games of Candyland and stuff, XD.
Toucan: Did the program open?
Michael: No! >:(
Toucan: Splendid! :D
lmao
loll
@@someonestuff_ xd
11:39 I busted out laughing at the unexpected 3D CGI door opening animation. Reminds me of that SpongeBob episode where he goes through the metal wall.
The door was just too complex for 2D.
You can tell how corporate it is by the fact they ALL have a (TM) on the desktop
Yooooooo what? Youo still don't have a @?
@@proffesionalnoob. the heck do you mean here
™
@@Pwnz0rServer2009😂
Greed™️
The Froot Loops version is why Image Line had to rename Fruity Loops to FL Studio because they were sued by Kellogg's
Oh! Now I see why it has "FL" in the name! "FL" means "Fruity Loops"! Pretty interesting, huh?
Loved this. I didn't even know this was a thing. I actually met Thurl Ravenscroft back in the early 80's (Voice of Tony The Tiger). he really did sound like that in person. Just the nicest person you could ever meet. It was sad when he passed away after these programs were made. I think he passed away about 2005 or so.
and his connection to Disneyland
Mark Twain Riverboat
The Enchanted Tiki Room
Pirates of the Caribbean
Adventures Thru Inner Space
The Haunted Mansion
Country Bear Jamboree
Country Bear Christmas Special
Country Bear Vacation Hoedown
Splash Mountain
Disneyland Railroad
MY MOM HAD THE TONY ONE OF THESE! Speech recognition and crappy digital assistants are on every cell phone now but back in the day it was considered pretty nifty, even if it barely worked lol
Over 20 years old cereal company software is able to do what Microsoft AI copilot is trying to achieve now.
Copilot is a spy
@shadowopsairman1583 so were a lot of these old virtual assistants lmfao
@@jordanl5444bonzi buddy lol
@@jordanl5444 you got a good point lmfao
@@jordanl5444 they weren't made by the same company that made the os, nor such a high profile company.
Does it work? “No.” SPLENDID!
There's so much cereal related stuff for old PC's. The one cereal related thing I can remember the most is Capn' Crunch's Crunchling Adventure.
Chex Quest?
That one was amazing. You could play it as a cd and it was a Captain Crunch radio drama.
@@yamigekusu chex quest is hilarious as fuck tho
For those interested and have a retro PC these are all available on the web archive.
Thanks!
Did program opened:"No"
The bird:Oh no,anyways
SPLENDID!
lol
if viavoice and bonzibuddy had a cursed lovechild
Webpals i think was another
They ate too much Froot Loops
I like this Floppy background
Same!
wait I'm gonna do this for my office I think. super cool idea :D (ofc I'm gonna look for dead ones)
@@stackhack would be hard but a cool thing. If you ever do it, post it somewhere and share the link here :D
@@awethebird for sure :)
Splendid!
I just love how it looks like Toucan Sam is standing on the Windows XP background hill like he's a giant xD
Hey Michael! I found a rare Microsoft product online called the Surface PixelSense. It was a tablet embedded into a table and ran Windows Vista and was introduced in 2008. Apparently 2012 was not the first time MS incorporated the Surface brand. It would be really cool if you find one but they are pretty rare!
I love the uncomfortable static pose
Sam's random twitching fingers just add to it.
Never knew these existed. I honestly had no idea that Kellogg's would make those.
There's probably a whole video that could be made on the subject of "things companies made you had no idea about." Like during the world wars, Ford built both planes and tanks. At one point, Coca-Cola was producing television shows and had an entire movie studio. And tons of other examples.
@@drygnfyre Well that explains the Coca-Cola Telecommunications Logo
same, living outside USA is insane
Kellogs will make anything lol
I would have loved this so much as a kid. Surprising how much effort was put into these discs.
These still aren't as cool as Chex Quest, a full-on Doom clone given away for free in the mid-90s. It has such a cult following that a sequel was made about a decade ago, and the source code for the original game was released.
"select the program you would like- MMMMM RICE CRISPIES " made me laugh so hard
I had the Snap Crackle and Pop one of these as a kid, but I could never get it to work. Thank you for covering these! So neat to see them actually functioning
Hm. I wonder if I still have it...
If you don’t you can use the dl link in the video description which has all three of the ones mod covered in this video!
3:14 * clears throat * “Hey Toucan Sam that be what you say whenever you need my help.”
Weird activation phrase but you’re the boss.
Clippy: It looks like some annoyingly characterful Toucan has followed his nose a little to close to...Windows. Would you like me to ELIMINATE HIM?
🤣
With that schnoz he'd break right through a window.
Imagining a thunderbolt comes out of Clippy and brutally shocks him
[ elimination is imminent ]
Me: Mom, I want Siri
Mom: We have Siri at home
It is honestly really impressive how well these work for the time
I remember my grandma getting the one with Tony the Tiger, but I also remember playing a demo of Spider-man and Extremely Goofy Skateboarding from these... Ha, shareware, I miss those days...
I'm so glad that surfing the web stayed the preferred vernacular.
I still think cruising the information superhighway was cooler.
I saw Kelloggs and Windows and my mind immediately went to windows cereal 💀
Love that ram marshmallows!
Well, it’s the only plausible move after ice cream and tacos…
Wow, that is very interesting! Just as fun as Microsoft Agent characters of the late 1990s and the early 2000s.
the games on these discs feel like they'd be found on some awful shareware collection. I guess it's not too far off
"Play the Gotcha Game!"...that did not age well. The Rice Krispie kids are now gambling on lootboxes.
You get ads shoved in your face. We used to willingly put the ads in our own faces. We are not the same.
facebook and tiktok??
Laughing myself half to death at the idea of somebody with the Rice Krispies program installed on their computer getting burgled, they yell at the home intruder and say "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the Rice Krispies trio pop up on the screen and start talking 😭 LMAO
Can we get a speedrun category for the Froot Loops one?
I love these old corporate screensavers that always had a bunch of static elements. It's like every company wanted to make one and none of them understood what their purpose was. I had a Pokémon one with a logo in the corner at all times... thankfully I realized that defeated the point of a screensaver and didn't use it.
I miss when cereals used to give away CDs. I remember getting Microsoft Flight Simulator and some of the DK's 'my first interactive' series programs from Nesquik boxes.
What I learned: Tony the Tiger's voice actor better be paid a LOT of money because that boy has a golden voice. Like he was destined for this life
a cereal company decides to make a bonzi buddy ripoff
19:52 Tony being sarcastic
I still have the CD from Kellogg's cereal box about a Vikings' animated documentary! This is seriously nostalgic looking at these now.
Quick nosy on wikipedia suggests Kellogg's released a game that played (and I quote from the article) "similar to Donkey Kong Country" and you could play as Snap, Crackle, Pop, Tony or Coco Monkey. It was called Mission Nutrition.
For a long time, I had a DVD that came with some Kellogg's Cereal boxes here in Canada back in 2003.
I had the toucan Sam desk, probably still is somewhere around today.
I remember when The disc would crash, some generic guy's voice (Not tucan sam) would start repeating the same thing over and over until you closed the program
Kelloggs Copilot.
I like how Tony the Tiger does the same weird limb thing as Stan from Monkey Island
wow you're absolutely right
timestamp? which weird limb thing?
The mute kid getting that.
Who needs Alexa when you have this?
I’ve had the Talking Tony CD since i was a kid, the craziest thing to me is that it runs on Flash :p
I cant believe they gave Tony the worst game out of all of them. You'd think he would be the priority.
But still, something fun to download and play around with from the Internet Archive. Definitely safer than Bonzi Buddy, too.
Can I put milk on this?
LOL
Think so
Who needs gpt4o when you can have Toucan Sam.
thank you for giving me the recovered memory. i loved these so much as a kid.
More accurate and useful than Siri, ngl.
These are awesome. That's definitely Maurice LaMarche playing Toucan Sam, but I can't tell if that's the original voice of Tony the Tiger or his understudy, who would have been voicing him around the same time.
No idea about Snap, Crackle and Pop- they had SEVERAL different voices throughout the years!
I knew that sounded like Maurice. I thought Crackle kind of sounded like Danny Cooksey(Jack Spicer from Xiolan, Brad from Kick Buttowski, and Montana Max from Tiny Toons).
"to unlock your computer, go to the store and buy some kelloggs frosted flakes then read me the barcode number on the box"
ah yes, putting a copyright watermark on a screen saver is a great idea, and the entire point of a screen saver was to save your screen from burns. great idea Kelloggs and Microsoft.
Froot Loops will be burned into your screen, FOREVER!
Ahh windows XP the most beloved windows operating system
I know this software has it's issues, but it's honestly pretty impressive for software that bundled free with cereal. Especially in an era where software like Dragon Naturally Speaking was several hundred dollars
Hey MJD, recently came across your channel, some awesome content. I love your variation on old school stuff like server 2003, XP, 2000 etc... this is an awesome video and every kid would have loved this 20 years ago, shame if they didn't have a microphone back then though.
Wow, what a flashback! I had the Tony the tiger one.
Wow this video just unlocked a very DEEP memory of these assistants...
It would be a sick flex to use Toucan Sam to run cheat macros in an FPS or something.
Did I enjoy this video? Yeah, it was grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Sorry, couldn't resist.
I think I got a Pajama Sam game from a cereal box so that was delightful.
The way they open the same agent again if you try and chain them makes me wonder if the reason some stuff won't open - like Internet Explorer at first - is they forgot to set the current directory to the folder the program is in when they open it, which would be a very easy mistake to make and not catch
cannot miss a mjd video
5:40 lmao when you mocked his “brilliant”, you came off sounding like vailskibum 😭
I got a copy of the original roller coaster tycoon in a cereal box like 20 years ago and I still have the disc. It was literally inside the box, none of that needing to mail away for things stuff would just fall out of the box. I miss that time.
I'd rather have the voice of Toucan Sam for my AI virtual assistant than the voice of "similar but legally distinct from Scarlett Johanssen"
I feel like these would be a fun littl addition with how much more advanced we could make them.
4:11 lol yourself, and the voice sounds a lot like the voice in Lego Island
I used to have a ''DJ program'' from Kelloggs.
I believe it came with honey pops a long time ago.
I had the Rice Krispies one when we had our first PC back in 2004!
0:09 Kelloggs
19:50
I didn't even hear what he sa-
Wow! That's amazing
Brilliant! Splendid! See you soon!
Gosh, I remember the CDs in the cereal boxes! There was that Kellogg's platformer game that was pretty intense, and another one that gave me nightmares as a child where some kid's dog gets abducted by aliens who'll swallow you alive if you get too close.
This is a splendid video
The late 90's until mid 2000's, cereal packages came with some sort of CD with games (sometimes full games) and/or software.
27:03 had me laughing out loud
MMMM RICE KRISPIES
3:20 I like how you say "hey Toucan Sam" like you're in a alcoholics anonymous meeting
new michael video 🗣️ 🔥
Your wall is made of floppy discs, thats soo cool!
AI assistant long before AI. "Hey Toucan Sam" predates Siri, Alexa, Google and Cortana.
They also had a mail away box top option for themed microphones!
I was reminded of the old Mario DVD video on Cinemassacre because of the voice of the toucan. Turns out that Toucan Sam has the same voice actor as Inspector Gadget.
Why does Tony the Tiger sound like morshu from the Zelda CDi??
Come back when you'rrrrrrrrre grrrrrrreat!
Its like bonzibuddy but less tracking
Thx for like
Its funny that a program from a box of cereal is better than many commercially sold softwares today.
The fact that toucan has teeth unnerves me greatly...
I had the Tony the Tiger one when I was a kid but our PC didn’t have a microphone so I couldn’t do much LOL
I had the Toucan Sam one growing up! It wouldn’t like my dad’s mic though so he always had “Trouble Understanding” and shut himself off
Siri in the 2000s:
2:06 I'm going to clip this whole section out of context and use it as my ringtone.
I like how the PDF for the third one is called SCP. Indeed it is.
I had the Rice Krispies one. I quickly realized that it took way less time to open IE than to open a program, wait for it to load, tell it a voice command, wait like 5 seconds, and then hope that it worked. That disc soon went right in the garbage.
Honestly had no idea these were a thing! It's funny Toucan Sam did this, I would've teamed up with him for this haha🤣🤣