Glitter Bomb 1.0 vs Porch Pirates

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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2018
  • This might be my Magnum Opus. Please see my comments below with regards to reports the video was partially faked.
    My buddy Sean posted a video with more details of the build: • Building Glitterbomb 1...
    I started a company called CrunchLabs where we build a toy together and then I teach you all the juicy physics for how it works. So if you want to learn to think like an engineer and have really fun time doing it, check out the current promotion where you get 2 FREE boxes at crunchlabs.com
    You should also go subscribe to the CrunchLabs RUclips channel cause we’ve got some bangers in the pipeline- / crunchlabs
    Thanks to these folks for providing some of the music in the video:
    Ponder - / @pondermusic
    Laura Shigihara - @supershigi
    Andrew Applepie - / andrewapplepie
    Blue Wednesday - / bluewednesday
    Summary: I got upset that my package was stolen so I made a glitter bomb revenge package.
    MERCH-
    They are soft- teespring.com/stores/markrober
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  • @CBR_squid06
    @CBR_squid06 4 года назад +13557

    Spends 6 months on a over engineered bait package.
    Mark-“my favorite part is the label”

  • @defnotniko4775
    @defnotniko4775 4 года назад +12526

    *Police* : Sorry, it ain't worth our time.
    *Mark* : _Fine, I'll do it myself_

    • @NDNdinosaur
      @NDNdinosaur 4 года назад +265

      Police be like
      "Now this is an Avengers Level threat

    • @Watermelon-be4tb
      @Watermelon-be4tb 4 года назад +53

      I know this is unnecessary butttt........
      Im THe 666 LIkE ⊙^⊙

    • @hishen6858
      @hishen6858 4 года назад +45

      8 months later and i still admire this video

    • @nathanpfirman625
      @nathanpfirman625 4 года назад +13

      ok me I’m from nasa summons a god and stops them

    • @duyguecemertan8521
      @duyguecemertan8521 4 года назад +11

      r/unexpectedthanos

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird Год назад +205

    3:34 that's brilliant
    As an uncle with 3 nieces, I can tell you glitter is the devil's particles. It's almost impossible to get rid of. This is a perfect use for it

  • @dinoblacklane1640
    @dinoblacklane1640 2 года назад +1422

    0:45 The police say its just not worth their time to look into
    Its wonderful that you can be the victim of a crime, and the people supposed to stop those crimes just ignore you

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist Год назад +102

      Yeah it happens more than it should I believe. Even when there is actual danger the police also don’t always do something for it.

    • @hifijohn
      @hifijohn Год назад +1

      But if your lawn is 1/2 taller than it is supposed to be,trust me then the cops get involved. Police are worthless and these porch pirates know it that why they do this in broad daylight.

    • @Lingboysc2
      @Lingboysc2 Год назад +118

      too busy filling those traffic ticket quotas

    • @plaidhatter1674
      @plaidhatter1674 Год назад +49

      The state police is meant to deal with the big crimes, and the small police deals with crimes like this. Sad to see that they see themselves as better than what their job is.

    • @terrencefoley509
      @terrencefoley509 Год назад +12

      Lighten up on the cops, guys.......you'd be the first to complain if they raised your taxes $200 to pay for the theft of a $20 package.

  • @zhaitan381
    @zhaitan381 5 лет назад +40141

    Imagine if it triggered a voice that said "bomb detonating in 30 seconds"

    • @thyllebettermilk7460
      @thyllebettermilk7460 5 лет назад +2149

      Elo Yo this got me cracking up😂😂😂

    • @connylee2191
      @connylee2191 5 лет назад +2898

      Someone please make this.

    • @ketokarine9202
      @ketokarine9202 5 лет назад +1483

      Hahahaha too funny. What about getting the thieves finger prints from the box and stop all the thievery.

    • @aa-ng4ot
      @aa-ng4ot 5 лет назад +387

      🤣🤣🤣🤣. That would be freaking hilarious!

    • @tamiflu470
      @tamiflu470 5 лет назад +313

      Hahahaha or at least a 30 seconds timer 😂

  • @TheDuckGenie
    @TheDuckGenie 4 года назад +11917

    When you steal the package of someone who helped build a NASA Rover

  • @harraz7632
    @harraz7632 Год назад +214

    Imagine those "lovely couple" were honest, this whole glitterbomb series wouldn't exist.

  • @soisaus564
    @soisaus564 Год назад +532

    I never thought he would risk multiple phones just to catch these guys, amazing

    • @maartenn2217
      @maartenn2217 Год назад +47

      Lol he makes tens of thousands from RUclips he can risk a grand or two

    • @ggodd1080
      @ggodd1080 Год назад +20

      People don't know their phone in there so they throw it away

    • @skekkers
      @skekkers Год назад +8

      he used samsung phones

    • @terrencefoley509
      @terrencefoley509 Год назад +30

      And used phones on eBay are dirt cheap. I bought an iPhone6 to use with a local SIM when I go to Europe or South America. They're $20 on eBay. (BTW, phone service cost me $6 for 4 weeks in Uruguay. We're getting so screwed on phone & internet service in the US.)

    • @maartenn2217
      @maartenn2217 Год назад +3

      @@terrencefoley509 he's not using used phones my guy

  • @primetrollex8071
    @primetrollex8071 5 лет назад +30189

    *steals people’s packages*
    *gets upset because glitter ruined their car and clothes*
    logic

  • @user-vo2ik8gd7l
    @user-vo2ik8gd7l 5 лет назад +3939

    I love how they’re so mad and outraged as if they didn’t just steal a package from someone else’s porch. 🙄

    • @Swa2Swa2
      @Swa2Swa2 5 лет назад +48

      Gabrielle Williams ikr

    • @martyjehovah
      @martyjehovah 5 лет назад +347

      The one car with multiple dudes seemed to at least find it funny, like they knew they deserved it.

    • @GhostyBob
      @GhostyBob 5 лет назад +92

      Victim: “What the **** did I do to deserve this?!?!”

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 лет назад +84

      @Keoh 8 Well, they shouldn't steal in the first place then?

    • @katchie2888
      @katchie2888 5 лет назад +96

      @Keoh 8 lol what. anger at anyone other than yourself in this situation is complete emotional immaturity/stupidity. being embarrassed is a perfectly valid response. anger is not. it's like kicking someone in the shin and then being mad if they defend themselves.

  • @blendabrar
    @blendabrar 2 года назад +173

    Its not over-engineered Mark, its absolutely GENIUS.

  • @sydneedarst1154
    @sydneedarst1154 Год назад +130

    The glitter from these packages are still chilling in peoples homes and cars 😭

    • @EmeraldAshesAudio
      @EmeraldAshesAudio Год назад +10

      Some say that, if you look out on a moonlit night, you'll see some of this glitter shimmering on the wind. We are finite. Glitter is forever.

    • @MandyScherer-fy4ox
      @MandyScherer-fy4ox Год назад

      tha dazev it

    • @Mtz2604
      @Mtz2604 Год назад +1

      And every time they look at the glitter, they remember their life choices

  • @meep1869
    @meep1869 4 года назад +1996

    Am I the only one who's dying at the guy who opened it on his bed and stood there.. Then admired the engineering

    • @gutzbin
      @gutzbin 4 года назад +56

      He really liked the glitter spinner.

    • @isthatjonahhh3849
      @isthatjonahhh3849 4 года назад +19

      Shoooot I want a glitter spinner.

    • @ShinyPM
      @ShinyPM 4 года назад +29

      He marveled at his poor choices and the engineering

    • @TalchoTheFolf
      @TalchoTheFolf 4 года назад +1

      Not the only one

    • @Game_Of_Art_LOVE
      @Game_Of_Art_LOVE 4 года назад +1

      Yeah how does that

  • @mrs.reeves1006
    @mrs.reeves1006 4 года назад +3754

    Shameful how comfortable these people are taking things that aren't theirs.

  • @coleyblossoms1051
    @coleyblossoms1051 Год назад +42

    The bit when the last dude just stood there contemplating their life choices and then started vacuuming the glitter made me laugh more than I should have 😂

  • @michaelwinkelman7165
    @michaelwinkelman7165 8 месяцев назад +8

    Absolutely love this, my neighbor put a FedEx box on her porch but she filled it with dirty diapers.

  • @antonioverdugo5059
    @antonioverdugo5059 5 лет назад +2185

    Imagine Opening This Box And You Hear “Detonating In 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6 . . . “

    • @SoMooLand1nine7
      @SoMooLand1nine7 5 лет назад +33

      Antonio Verdugo Great Idea 😂😂😂

    • @charlescorrales4293
      @charlescorrales4293 5 лет назад +15

      @@SoMooLand1nine7 I love that Idea

    • @EnerJetix
      @EnerJetix 5 лет назад +6

      That’s cool lol

    • @reymichaelarones7102
      @reymichaelarones7102 5 лет назад +2

      Antonio Verdugo lol. Ic one

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 5 лет назад +28

      *ALPHA WARHEAD EMERGENCY DETONATION SEQUENCE INGAGED THE UNDERGROUND SECTION OF THE FACILITY WILL BE DETONATED*

  • @frameriteairdrie578
    @frameriteairdrie578 4 года назад +3174

    The people who "thmbs downed" this video are all at home desperately trying to get the glitter out of the carpet.

    • @joeomalley2835
      @joeomalley2835 4 года назад +48

      @@lightningrider88 Real or not, it's one hell of an amazing and elaborate plan to basically get back at thefts and assholes. So I say bravo.

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 4 года назад +9

      @@lightningrider88
      You're not very bright are you

    • @bovice5072
      @bovice5072 4 года назад +4

      ​@@lightningrider88 It is true indeed that some proportion of dislikes may be attributed to mental deficit. Thanks for your insight.

    • @starandfox601
      @starandfox601 4 года назад

      Or they are worried about poeple getting sued for having a boobytrap.since boobytrap are illegal.

    • @sassygirl1363
      @sassygirl1363 4 года назад +3

      What happened to me is my post office carrier stole a package of mine sign my name, it was a insurer package .I sent the post office a copy of the signature I told them its wasn't mine and I wanted to have them get a handwritten expert to compare my signature against it.
      They did nothing the carrier said he delivered it and that was the end of it.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Год назад +67

    “Who doesn’t love glitter?” Well, me. BUT I’m definitely not a package thief.

    • @smujer1
      @smujer1 Год назад +2

      I hate glitter.

  • @spikey331993
    @spikey331993 Год назад +21

    It would be so amazing if we could purchase these to put on our own porches during the holiday season

  • @dovahnoretheconfused3616
    @dovahnoretheconfused3616 4 года назад +6172

    You don't mess with a former NASA scientest you just dont

  • @U2BROTHR
    @U2BROTHR 5 лет назад +704

    The fact that the fart spray actually makes thieves throw the package away, so it can be retrieved, is GENIUS.

    • @LoveLaRieXO
      @LoveLaRieXO 5 лет назад +4

      My favorite part💀‼️

    • @letsgocamping88
      @letsgocamping88 5 лет назад +3

      It proved invaluable

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 5 лет назад +5

      More funny is the fact that some of them didn't notice the smell at first. Apparently they smell that much all the time.

    • @nicklol8269
      @nicklol8269 5 лет назад +9

      The fact each time he was recovering not only the custom made device but also 4 phones... Because of the fartspray...

    • @JonMorganMadness
      @JonMorganMadness 5 лет назад +2

      I agree, this is the best over engineered project ever! Love it!

  • @Neptune730
    @Neptune730 2 года назад +39

    I have seen this several times before, but I just love the video of the glitter vortex. It's beautiful. I would like to see that recorded with a Phantom Camera. Oh Gavin, Destin, where are you?

  • @birdman7135
    @birdman7135 4 года назад +2595

    What's even more surprising is how many people stole your package.

    • @casualbow365
      @casualbow365 4 года назад +108

      He’s in California

    • @JohnDoe-zx1ck
      @JohnDoe-zx1ck 4 года назад +54

      @@casualbow365 they ought to be entirely used to the smell of fart and fecal matter by now then.

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 4 года назад +15

      John Doe 😂😂😂 so true. Dirty California

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 4 года назад +2

      couch potato
      Now I see why they all stole it

    • @joshgarate2937
      @joshgarate2937 4 года назад +1

      @@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ no he's near Skokie in illinois, I'm in a neighboring town called Glenview

  • @DaemonicDownfall44
    @DaemonicDownfall44 5 лет назад +64564

    You should do this again, but instead of glitter, use ink that stains

    • @XxSuicidalNinjaxX
      @XxSuicidalNinjaxX 5 лет назад +5822

      DaemonicDownfall44 yessss. Exploding ink and hopefully it fucks up their whole car or house 😂

    • @ManderaStudio
      @ManderaStudio 5 лет назад +3304

      Just use bleached flour.

    • @bkstiff
      @bkstiff 5 лет назад +2281

      DaemonicDownfall44 that theft ink they use at banks. Dye packs paint them blue ha

    • @spoockybro
      @spoockybro 5 лет назад +1497

      No... ink and glue

    • @espada7997
      @espada7997 5 лет назад +1812

      Pepper spray....

  • @Marydecor8
    @Marydecor8 Год назад +34

    Hi Mark...Thanks for this awesome video and all the things you are doing to get back at thieves!! You're one smart cookie!!

  • @JBarty89
    @JBarty89 2 года назад +33

    Just watched this again after enjoying version 4.0 you are a genius and I love your videos. Keep it up.

  • @Lewislpalm
    @Lewislpalm 5 лет назад +3291

    I just love the misplaced victim reaction they all have.
    "I totally stole someones stuff and now it backfired how could I possibly deserve this!"

    • @bueb8674
      @bueb8674 5 лет назад +225

      I know right? Just shows how selfish they are

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 5 лет назад +112

      And then they sue for damages and win.... murrica

    • @TheCh0psueyy
      @TheCh0psueyy 5 лет назад +1

      Lawson Palmer R I G H T

    • @robblequoffle8456
      @robblequoffle8456 5 лет назад +4

      your pfp is the mandelbrot set

    • @Lewislpalm
      @Lewislpalm 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@robblequoffle8456 It certainly is!

  • @wackiest10
    @wackiest10 4 года назад +2210

    Should've had a voice that was like:
    Y O U P I C K E D T H E W R O N G H O U S E F O O L

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 4 года назад +7

      WackiestStorm I love that this has only been up two days but got 66 likes XD

    • @jrvv9806
      @jrvv9806 4 года назад +6

      Lol that would have been funny

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 4 года назад +4

      Or an edited version where Smoke says "You picked the wrong box, fool" like FlyingKitty does in his videos

    • @gunnerv4
      @gunnerv4 4 года назад

      My boy franklin

    • @gunnerv4
      @gunnerv4 4 года назад +2

      F O O****

  • @blackattack1840
    @blackattack1840 2 года назад +12

    my favorite ones are when they open it alone and contemplate their life choices

  • @ogwarrior777
    @ogwarrior777 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love this video series, rewatching them all now to make sure I did not miss any.

  • @GLGC688
    @GLGC688 5 лет назад +3739

    You have a lot of theives in your neighborhood, dang.

    • @KorgenJurai
      @KorgenJurai 5 лет назад +58

      My guess he lives in a major city. That would make sense then.

    • @scooter5005
      @scooter5005 5 лет назад +73

      The thieves looked well to do IMO.

    • @hallowfest7504
      @hallowfest7504 5 лет назад +118

      Most times people will drive to nicer neighborhoods to steal packages

    • @necib5016
      @necib5016 5 лет назад +1

      Right!!! Lmbo more than I've seen in my neighborhood with teenage kids lol

    • @realofficialbrandon
      @realofficialbrandon 5 лет назад +24

      @@scooter5005 a lot of well off people steal for the thrill

  • @Shawn4815162342
    @Shawn4815162342 5 лет назад +19073

    Version 2.0 needs a tiny speaker saying "GPS coordinates found. Police notified."
    [EDIT] Yes, I know he did this....I knew the day he uploaded it

    • @BuckBewENOfficial
      @BuckBewENOfficial 5 лет назад +1745

      Bruh they will freak out real hard

    • @akodo77
      @akodo77 5 лет назад +579

      You mean like phone speaker in one of 4 phones that are already in the box? :)

    • @maxzzzie
      @maxzzzie 5 лет назад +117

      Good idea.

    • @Thepdookster
      @Thepdookster 5 лет назад +65

      yesssss please

    • @bluered3228
      @bluered3228 5 лет назад +374

      Pretty sure stealing a package with 4 cell phones would be a felony too.

  • @juliopolina
    @juliopolina 2 года назад +75

    Problem is some of package thieves think it’s something funny and I don’t think they learn their lesson. They should get something that drives the lesson in a more painful manner.

    • @minix07
      @minix07 2 года назад +10

      Super glue there hands then enjoy 😈

    • @whrench2676
      @whrench2676 5 месяцев назад +1

      Thumb tacks

    • @languay1
      @languay1 4 месяца назад +2

      Maybe a fine mist of glue for the glitter and what it lands on to adhere to.

    • @nahmanidontknow
      @nahmanidontknow 13 дней назад

      Absolutely agree with you,sometime people missing the whole lesson & not taking the advice.

  • @toolate6971
    @toolate6971 7 месяцев назад +2

    You should have added bear spray and glue. Better yet, ignite fireworks!

  • @TJAnimates
    @TJAnimates 4 года назад +1539

    Imagine if the finest glitter he ordered got stolen.

  • @courtneylewis2415
    @courtneylewis2415 5 лет назад +582

    I love how the thieves seem offended, like "How dare this thing that I stole and doesn't belong to me backfire"

    • @verystinky99
      @verystinky99 5 лет назад +6

      right

    • @CaptainPositron
      @CaptainPositron 5 лет назад +43

      They're just lucky that glitter and fart smell was the only thing in that device.

    • @novabomb4954
      @novabomb4954 5 лет назад +5

      LMFAO YEAH

    • @BrightAGen
      @BrightAGen 5 лет назад +17

      "I stole this fair and square!"

    • @escudojoreg5194
      @escudojoreg5194 5 лет назад +6

      There should have been a tazer in there

  • @sinoverlord409
    @sinoverlord409 7 месяцев назад +3

    Dude, let the spray run until it runs out 😂

  • @SpiritMolecule777
    @SpiritMolecule777 4 месяца назад +2

    Just seen part 6 to this series and had to come back a and watch them all! Incredible mark insane to see the progress over the years 😊

  • @ohnomylasagna
    @ohnomylasagna 3 года назад +4868

    "my girlfriend's gonna come in here like _WHO YOU HAD IN HERE?"_ was amazing

  • @tezeract1888
    @tezeract1888 4 года назад +15248

    instead of glitter they should’ve used itching powder

    • @zacinkentucky6199
      @zacinkentucky6199 4 года назад +1019

      Better yet mix the 2

    • @andreimunteanu224
      @andreimunteanu224 4 года назад +823

      Or ink and glitter and itching powder

    • @Iovesosa
      @Iovesosa 4 года назад +740

      Or hydrochloric acid instead of fart spray

    • @andreimunteanu224
      @andreimunteanu224 4 года назад +78

      @@Iovesosa yeah good idea

    • @Iovesosa
      @Iovesosa 4 года назад +53

      @@joe_pinch wonderful combo

  • @cassriley405
    @cassriley405 7 месяцев назад +3

    I totally admire your mind!!! Excellent. Thanks for the video.

  • @V9Void
    @V9Void 18 дней назад

    Great engineering Mark! I've seen how far this has come, and every iteration has been even better.

  • @tile2820
    @tile2820 4 года назад +3602

    wtf is with people how can they just steal someones package

    • @kim94503
      @kim94503 4 года назад +83

      Soksy it's Bernie sanders logic.

    • @ncrveteranranger4454
      @ncrveteranranger4454 4 года назад +113

      Exactly why steal someone else's package when you don't even know what's inside. What if it's something you don't like?

    • @adamg7984
      @adamg7984 4 года назад +66

      It's just that people suck. The ones who don't suck are the exception.

    • @crackeds6806
      @crackeds6806 4 года назад +145

      @@kim94503 HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BRING BERNIE SANDERS INTO THIS

    • @spencexxx
      @spencexxx 4 года назад +30

      America is trash-land

  • @fairuznurnaghiesa1073
    @fairuznurnaghiesa1073 5 лет назад +1661

    "This isn't a prank channel" aw man, I thought I finally found a high quality prank channel

    • @marquizo_5116
      @marquizo_5116 5 лет назад +61

      Better than the actual "prank channels" tho

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 лет назад +13

      The only good prank channel must be Just for Laughs, and that's because the pranks are harmless

    • @ComradeCage
      @ComradeCage 5 лет назад +3

      I was gonna say, do those even exist?

    • @valeriemoses7433
      @valeriemoses7433 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aydeepeperoni6018
      @aydeepeperoni6018 5 лет назад +1

      @@hexyko4850 true i love that channel

  • @ovatimejack
    @ovatimejack 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of the best yt videos I’ve ever watched

  • @danielcurtis1434
    @danielcurtis1434 Год назад +6

    I wonder if that “lovely couple” ever found out what they started??? It’s like their almost integral to the story!!!

  • @MattBrota
    @MattBrota 5 лет назад +425

    Thief: “Come on, bro.”
    What? You’re stealing a package off of someone’s porch 😂

    • @easyeb3702
      @easyeb3702 5 лет назад

      BROta exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chelsey8737
    @chelsey8737 5 лет назад +1998

    Imagine watching this and recognizing your brother's/friend's/boyfriends voice

    • @imrqa
      @imrqa 5 лет назад +14

      The same voice

    • @exoblix9372
      @exoblix9372 5 лет назад +96

      This is what you would do:
      Kick them out of your life

    • @aaronkiessling
      @aaronkiessling 5 лет назад +5

      Chelsey Abbott that, is a time to worry

    • @Larissawesome
      @Larissawesome 5 лет назад +6

      I hope you ditched him 😶

    • @ernests7967
      @ernests7967 5 лет назад +1

      I did guess what he is in jail to...

  • @syedhasanmohiuddin827
    @syedhasanmohiuddin827 2 года назад +5

    This is ACTUALLY one the THE BEST things on the internet , EVER !!!

  • @Panpan-bx3oh
    @Panpan-bx3oh 2 года назад +1

    I can’t believe how much it has improved like omg

  • @NOYBZ
    @NOYBZ 4 года назад +1640

    My gf gonna be like "who you had in here!!!?!" Ended his own dam career 😂😂😂

  • @jamess.9743
    @jamess.9743 5 лет назад +839

    Best design was the fart smell to help recover the package.

    • @jostinjordanportillamartin8397
      @jostinjordanportillamartin8397 5 лет назад

      .

    • @scg13803
      @scg13803 5 лет назад +6

      Way back we used a box with another box inside in that box a bag of dog, and fox,/deer urine , the corners of the outside box inside had small blades so if the box was opened the inner box would unload the contents .. a stinky mess ... First victim a local thug stealing .. his car smelled for a year and he couldn't sell it ... Lesson learned ..

    • @raen6336
      @raen6336 5 лет назад +5

      Steve George How tf you know about him wanting to sell his car? Hmm

    • @NoEphingIdea
      @NoEphingIdea 5 лет назад

      @@scg13803 how do you know how long his car smelled, and that he tried to sell it? Lol

    • @rubythegoldenpup7628
      @rubythegoldenpup7628 5 лет назад

      @@NoEphingIdea he was actually the thug whom steal it, just felt ashamed to say it was him but at least he admitted he's learned his lesson 🎅😂

  • @Nana-Opa
    @Nana-Opa 6 месяцев назад +1

    Also the pictures of the glitter cloud. Beautiful 🤩

  • @CC-te5zf
    @CC-te5zf Год назад

    This is at a level that's hard to comprehend. You Sir are a genius!

  • @aff77141
    @aff77141 4 года назад +3053

    Package thiefs: *exist*
    *NASA Engineer has entered the chat*

    • @peepopalaber
      @peepopalaber 4 года назад +9

      creative.

    • @samuelvista
      @samuelvista 4 года назад +9

      You should've said: *Imma bouta end this man's whole career.*

    • @freedorie
      @freedorie 4 года назад

      Wads dat smeeeeil?

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 4 года назад +2

      You: Look at me, I can post cringey memes!
      Everyone: *cringes*

    • @gouryg4774
      @gouryg4774 4 года назад +2

      Moral of the story, don't screw with an engineer who helps NASA build space probes

  • @Fizzlefuse
    @Fizzlefuse 3 года назад +2522

    These thieves should be glad this package wasn't made by a more malicious person and that sh*t exploded or something

    • @Rock1Ld
      @Rock1Ld 3 года назад +208

      Or bear mace pepper spray instead of fart spray.

    • @carahwells1506
      @carahwells1506 3 года назад +134

      @@Rock1Ld As Michael Reeves would say, "it needs a tazer"

    • @insanelanegaming5167
      @insanelanegaming5167 3 года назад +73

      Best gore: man blows up after he opens package that he stole.

    • @Nik.No.K
      @Nik.No.K 3 года назад +13

      Oh yeah that would have been me

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 3 года назад +65

      Imagine after police saying it’s not worth the effort going: You better help me or I swear to god, I’ll boobey trap my package and burn this man alive

  • @Sinder_Hellhound666
    @Sinder_Hellhound666 Год назад +10

    Who knew this would of evolved into Mark working with the police, and others friends, sending spies to India to combat scammers

  • @AmericanPatriot-1776
    @AmericanPatriot-1776 8 месяцев назад

    I think it's funnier when you can't see but only hear because you can only guess what is happening. I can't stop laughing. Thank you for this.

  • @-Sober-
    @-Sober- 3 года назад +2386

    guy: *steals package*
    the same guy: WhAt dID I Do tO DeSerVE tHis?!

    • @Schmirptheburp
      @Schmirptheburp 3 года назад +103

      Yeah like you stole a package what did you expect Good things to come out of it there’s gonna be Karma

    • @peterpiper831
      @peterpiper831 3 года назад +11

      @@Schmirptheburp
      Maybe. But is getting a package stolen from your front porch Karma to people like Mark ?

    • @Schmirptheburp
      @Schmirptheburp 3 года назад +5

      @@peterpiper831 I don’t really know Mark

    • @peterpiper831
      @peterpiper831 3 года назад +12

      @@Schmirptheburp
      That was just an example.
      Karma doesn't discriminate.
      Everyone experiences Karma, whether they like it or not.
      Anyone who has had a package stolen from their front porch is experiencing Karma for something they had done previously.

    • @aprilh.2946
      @aprilh.2946 3 года назад +2

      **** that guy

  • @whitehonda2874
    @whitehonda2874 5 лет назад +380

    Rule #1 of package theft
    Don’t steal it from a nasa scientist who built rovers on mars

  • @cornkid1665
    @cornkid1665 4 месяца назад

    I got porch pirated yesterday. Ive watched all your glitter bombs before this incident and im glad to have these videos to now come back and heal with. Thanks for the laughs and now the healing.

  • @KleosAu
    @KleosAu 2 года назад +3

    I just wanted to say that this is brilliant and you're brilliant!!! I could only dream if being this awesome.

  • @nanntuckett8963
    @nanntuckett8963 3 года назад +1423

    I like how the thieves act like the victims as if they didn’t deserve it.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 3 года назад +115

      To be honest, bad people don't deserve glitter. Glitter is for good people. Thieves deserve a thousand times worse.

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 3 года назад +48

      Its even more f'd up that some of the comments here are AGAINST the guy for doing this "You shouldnt do that, they are just package thieves". Im amazed ant how many people side with the victim. In my neighborhood, this thief broke into homes, shot at police, police returned was killed. This one chick kept raving on "that was somebody's son" as if he was the victim, and said nothing about the 20 families he terrorized for months.

    • @sean2015
      @sean2015 3 года назад +10

      @@tellurye Liberals always treat criminals as victims, and vice versa. You obviously haven't made this realization yet.

    • @Rokyeen
      @Rokyeen 3 года назад +12

      @@sean2015 dude, don't start getting political, but also, conservative people are parasites, just leaving that there

    • @SirDankington
      @SirDankington 3 года назад +5

      @@steelrarebit7387 Seriously, just make one with a fragmentation grenade instead of glitter and let the problem sort itself out.

  • @CraftsDotCupCake
    @CraftsDotCupCake 5 лет назад +2889

    You Sir, have made my dreams come true. I have built up this device several times in my head. Thank you for making this happen. Now please start selling it and take my money

    • @edmund8954
      @edmund8954 5 лет назад +38

      I edited this because my reply was really embarrassing.

    • @shwebbid8778
      @shwebbid8778 5 лет назад +9

      Becca Oliver {CraftsDotCupCake} shut up and take my money

    • @kenningtonrund282
      @kenningtonrund282 5 лет назад +53

      @@edmund8954 he doesn't have to sell the phones with it, they can be added by the consumer, or he can make a model that doesn't have cameras at all and only has audio.

    • @makayla6956
      @makayla6956 5 лет назад +19

      When it gets delivered, they'll take that too

    • @draghag
      @draghag 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @soccerchick1
    @soccerchick1 9 месяцев назад +2

    We gives cops more money every year but they can’t even help out the little guy smh.

  • @midnightmadness5307
    @midnightmadness5307 2 года назад

    Genius, priceless for thieving porch pirates. Mark you are simply AWESOME!

  • @samferrec6255
    @samferrec6255 5 лет назад +332

    I love how the second guy opening the package says “come on, bro...” like he did nothing wrong but was getting punished in some unfair way.

  • @maxineheermann7639
    @maxineheermann7639 4 года назад +677

    Thief: **steals package**
    Also thief: naaaw man look at my car

  • @mamalupine7604
    @mamalupine7604 Год назад

    This is beautiful! I almost want to find your house and get one of these just for the experience. I love this 😃

  • @edlee5665
    @edlee5665 Год назад

    Dude! You are My Hero! I just had my 3rd truck cover stolen and it had three locking (one thin metal with small combination lock) thingies attached. I am sooooo feeling violated! Wish I could do something like this.

  • @tuzcan-
    @tuzcan- 5 лет назад +546

    I love how that chick got so mad when it went off like it wasn’t her own fault for stealing it

    • @PeterShawpshawman
      @PeterShawpshawman 5 лет назад +25

      No accountability.

    • @Roman-yg2bf
      @Roman-yg2bf 5 лет назад +8

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    • @khafo4143
      @khafo4143 5 лет назад +1

      @@Roman-yg2bf great post Roman. Seriously. I hope some Chinese people can see this and wake up. It's fucked up how they censor everything. Good on you for trying to spread this.

    • @leilanidru7506
      @leilanidru7506 5 лет назад +18

      Ik!!😂😂🤣🤣 “stink bomb?! you are getting out right now” like she didn’t steal someone’s property and bring it in the first place🙄😒 scumbag theif.

  • @liraaell
    @liraaell 5 лет назад +348

    Gotta love how they act all offended by the glitter/fart spray... you CHOSE to steal that package, you don't have the right to the offended.

    • @redtsar
      @redtsar 5 лет назад

      Exactly, really surprised me that these people are saying "come on" or something like that, YOU'RE STEALING! You got off lightly you scumbags

  • @cardinalgin
    @cardinalgin 7 месяцев назад

    I looooove it when thieves and liars get caught, any which way it's done, but this ? Just great !

  • @kimberlylambert9560
    @kimberlylambert9560 4 месяца назад

    I have never felt more love for another human being. I watch these every time they show up on my feed.

  • @dueyduong
    @dueyduong 4 года назад +1702

    *_”Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”_*
    -Guys who shot another guy

    • @poecore2899
      @poecore2899 4 года назад +5

      _home aloneeeeeeeeeee_

    • @realbland
      @realbland 4 года назад +6

      I read this at the same time it played in the video

    • @zeproart2356
      @zeproart2356 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @Seemsayin
      @Seemsayin 4 года назад

      Yeah... I heard the exact same thing, too
      cuz I watched the video. That's amazing you got a lot
      of likes for saying it again. All those people musta
      forgot they heard it the first time. Good on you.

    • @elliethompson7732
      @elliethompson7732 4 года назад +1

      Seemsayin first, I’d never watched home alone before, second, I’m not at that part of the video, third, they must’ve been quoting that because they liked how it was used in the video or someshit like that.

  • @Izlude84
    @Izlude84 5 лет назад +501

    "Look at my car...!"
    Bruh, I dont feel bad for you in any measurable capacity.

    • @yellowdogparty
      @yellowdogparty 5 лет назад +2

      Sean Kinner and it was a Lexus no less

    • @Izlude84
      @Izlude84 5 лет назад +2

      @@yellowdogparty I hope his parents find out. Oh who are we kidding. Kids like that have never had parents. They've only had ATMs.

    • @yellowdogparty
      @yellowdogparty 5 лет назад +2

      @@Izlude84Haha! Yep.

  • @jayesouthworth
    @jayesouthworth Год назад +3

    It was well worth all your time and engineering to make me laugh! Well done!

  • @mynext30years41
    @mynext30years41 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nice neighborhood! If you were to make it a permanent paint marker, just imagine the colorful neighbors you could have!

  • @kokamoe7082
    @kokamoe7082 5 лет назад +823

    If you mass produce these, package theft will cease to exist

    • @JazzHagen
      @JazzHagen 5 лет назад +42

      Or, they will just steal the 4 smartphones

    • @catfish684
      @catfish684 5 лет назад +7

      how about feas and tics?

    • @DecadentCupcake123
      @DecadentCupcake123 5 лет назад +19

      I would nix the smartphones and simply put in a microchip

    • @pyqxyl6190
      @pyqxyl6190 5 лет назад +5

      And you would get a GPS tracking and anti-theft option only or standard. (the one in the video.)

    • @GlaciusTS
      @GlaciusTS 5 лет назад +16

      Kokamoe Until thieves recognize it, so you’d have to adjust the dimensions and sell a variety of them and rotate some new box designs out every so many months to make it work.

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle 5 лет назад +487

    "Check this package I lifted!"
    "What's in it?"
    "Karma."

    • @voltia7174
      @voltia7174 5 лет назад

      Nice bro

    • @pawn5253
      @pawn5253 5 лет назад +2

      Redditers stealing karma circa 2018

  • @lisab9734
    @lisab9734 7 месяцев назад

    So grateful that I’ve never had stuff stolen outside my house before

  • @myrasri9688
    @myrasri9688 7 месяцев назад

    ‘I know Centrifugal force is just a construct’… lol - Life is just a construct! - great blocker to trolls! Great ingenuity, too! Loved this!

  • @mallorielouann546
    @mallorielouann546 5 лет назад +382

    I love how they actually acted all offended like, "come on bro." I just wanna knock all of them porch pirates into another dimension.

  • @SarahA314
    @SarahA314 5 лет назад +539

    I like how the people complain about it "come on, bro"...dude you stole a package. I love this so much, perfect karma

    • @TheJacobbridges25
      @TheJacobbridges25 5 лет назад +2

      Thought the same thing

    • @lph911
      @lph911 5 лет назад +1

      Right?

    • @guslook3184
      @guslook3184 5 лет назад +5

      They deserve spray paint an trapping lures/bait.

    • @lovatof1
      @lovatof1 5 лет назад +1

      @@lph911 No, that's not how karma works. It's instant, calculated, and executed revenge.

    • @hhawkeyepierce7587
      @hhawkeyepierce7587 5 лет назад +4

      lovatof1
      *Exactly what this video is*

  • @kristinafarvour2017
    @kristinafarvour2017 2 года назад +6

    It’s pretty sad how ppl take other ppls stuff I’m so glad you did this

  • @Laurendoesflips
    @Laurendoesflips 2 года назад +1

    Awesome. Love your videos, also 4:12 looks like a cool demo for how the Milky Way Galaxy was created.

  • @willsniff3977
    @willsniff3977 5 лет назад +740

    “When they open the package, i just wanted to celebrate their choice of profession with a cloud of glitter”
    This is the best line i’ve ever heard lmao

  • @capitalistpig1032
    @capitalistpig1032 5 лет назад +643

    You should also have a sound cue go off saying, “the police have been notified of your location”

    • @climatetech511
      @climatetech511 5 лет назад +37

      He's got 4 phones in there, he could literally call the cops and share the gps cordinates.

    • @chopstcks
      @chopstcks 5 лет назад +19

      @@climatetech511 nah, he meant just to scare the package thief

    • @YunisRajab
      @YunisRajab 5 лет назад +15

      @@chopstcks cops knocking on your door is pretty scary

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 5 лет назад +18

      @@chopstcks Are you insinuating they don't deserve to go to jail for theft?....

    • @chopstcks
      @chopstcks 5 лет назад +7

      @@asparrow9876 you all are taking this out of context. He said Mark should've put a voice message that says police is on it's way to scare the package thief, but the guy above said Mark could've just gave the cops the gps coordinates and all I said was he didn't understand what the commenter said.

  • @50Hudson
    @50Hudson 2 года назад

    This is absolutely amazing. I on to 2 and 3. Getting popcorn 🍿 ready!

  • @AryuKoryu
    @AryuKoryu Год назад

    Today was the first time I watched the last part of the video for whatever reason, and that far spray part almost gave me a heart attack. Legendary Stuff, sir.

  • @woojini85
    @woojini85 3 года назад +2356

    I’m surprised at the fact that how many times it got stolen. Scary.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 года назад +61

      It's kinda weird that the delivery leaves it on the porch when no one is at home. Do they not accept office addresses? Or leave it with a neighbour?

    • @PolytoxusRex
      @PolytoxusRex 3 года назад +116

      @@mauz791 as far as I know here in Germany isn't even allowed to just put things in front of the door
      If something will be missed it's the delivery guys fault

    • @tlamiczka
      @tlamiczka 3 года назад +35

      @@PolytoxusRex Same in Czech republic - leaving package like this is unimaginable here. It's probably some "bonus" of American delivery companies :-)) And the thieves there adapted to it quickly.

    • @shmeepness1700
      @shmeepness1700 3 года назад

      He is a rich dude soooo

    • @mattenten
      @mattenten 3 года назад +5

      Nikola Bornová - “Bonus”?

  • @izzibega2995
    @izzibega2995 5 лет назад +547

    I hate how all of them said 'why' and blamed the owner of the package
    You should consider your life choices!

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 лет назад +23

      It makes me wish he'd used cayenne pepper dust instead of glitter.

    • @allenatkins2263
      @allenatkins2263 5 лет назад +3

      @@planescaped Fire Ants

    • @OneHellofaDragon
      @OneHellofaDragon 5 лет назад +1

      I know right if you steal packages you deserve karma. That's why I don't have my packages delivered like this or I have a one way box to put things in

    • @ronaldmcdonald7379
      @ronaldmcdonald7379 5 лет назад

      That's liberals for ya!

  • @kimholland9316
    @kimholland9316 7 месяцев назад

    I hate glitter. It gets everywhere and is around for days. Love this. More please

  • @PikminandOatchi
    @PikminandOatchi 2 года назад +7

    "It's just not worth our time to look into"
    Our protectors folks.

  • @yoboisteevie4643
    @yoboisteevie4643 3 года назад +4206

    Mark Rober: this is totally out of my comfort zone
    Also Mark: *visible enjoyment*

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 3 года назад +69

      Real joy is outside of your comfortzone

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 3 года назад +25

      He’s probably happy he caught someone and couldn’t wait to see the reaction lol

    • @MightyStrangebird
      @MightyStrangebird 2 года назад +7

      im your 1000th like ;)

    • @yoboisteevie4643
      @yoboisteevie4643 2 года назад +3

      @@MightyStrangebird ty

    • @MightyStrangebird
      @MightyStrangebird 2 года назад +4

      @@yoboisteevie4643 np

  • @ray.gene.bowner
    @ray.gene.bowner 5 лет назад +508

    _thief gets plastered with glitter_
    "Come on bro"
    *Says the guy who stole the package*

    • @angelc286
      @angelc286 5 лет назад +22

      I thought the same thing!
      "Come on bro..."
      Piff, serves you right for *stealing*

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief 5 лет назад +2

      Literally me the whole vid

    • @darknal2586
      @darknal2586 5 лет назад +2

      IKR! 150% deserved!

    • @marcusfarcus
      @marcusfarcus 5 лет назад

      Right? ... I immediately thought “F*ck you! You deserve it!”

  • @oleggorky906
    @oleggorky906 8 месяцев назад

    Those thieves have been made into internet stars, deserving of an Oscar for a glittering performance! 🤣🤣

  • @thunderstorm4049
    @thunderstorm4049 7 месяцев назад

    “Keep the change you filthy animal”
    Was the best part, those freakers deserved that