Oh hey, that's our map(the giant flat earth map with two extra rings). We ain't flat earthers, we're actually just worldbuilders! Our map simply get's stolen by flat earthers lol(chunkybats being the most egregious example) I've been working on the setting for about a year now and it's actually a blast, having more land let's us come up with tons of new countries and places with unique cultures. We actually eventually plan on making a TTRPG about this map if you're interested
yes, can back this up!!! server is currently run by my best friend (tiffinstorm), and built on an entirely fictional basis - the creators of the map itself do not believe in its contents lol
WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT “FLAT EATHER” MAP! It’s just a fantasy map someone made in their free time. Sucks it’s being used by that conspiracy theorist EDIT: HOLY SHIT LITERALLY ONE OF THE TOP COMMENTS ON THE ORIGINAL REDDIT POST IS “I expect a tiktok video of a conspiracy guy actually using your map and claiming it proves the ice wall” they predicted it!!
We must surpass chunkybats to reclaim our map from him and reach peak fiction. We will make the most insane fictional setting possible and he will not stop us by getting millions more views than the original
your accent suddenly appearing in full force when u get mad is so real i get pissed off and turn into a maritime stereotype like where did that come from
My Midwestern slips out, not when I'm upset but when I see someone I haven't seen in a while (regardless of where they are from) . "ou, hey, buddy! How ya ben? Yah, good ta-see-yah!"
I don't even know what my "real" accent is. I was raised in Florida by Southern parents, so I spoke both Alabama and Michigan from early childhood.... Idk if Florida still sounds like Michigan, but it did then.... I do know that if I'm highly irritated, I get REALLY LOUD, but if I'm _angry,_ I get veryveryquiet....
How much do you think that was like the equivalent of two college students making those to prank future generations. I know they exist but I'm not that familiar with the history of them so I'm probably wrong. But imagine if I'm right
@@coralieleduc8251 I'm not! I've always thought that for some reason, but I thought I was the only one untill someone commented that a while ago, I'm glad I'm not alone lmaooo
The whole Amelia Earhart thing gets to me because even if it wasn’t Amelia on the radio, it was still someone. Somebody was begging for help and the people whose JOB is to help, didn’t??
The conspiracy theory that gets me is the people afraid of 15 minute cities, believing that they are going to be unable to leave the 15minute cities and being government mandated to stay in those zones, starving to death etc
Yeah I have no clue why people are saying that. Even the Paris concept of the 15 minute city isn’t mandating anything restrictive, if anything it’s advocating for more choice/freedom. There are legit criticisms to the 15-minute city that are valid and we can have great discussions about it. But a lot of conspiracies exist to derail discussions for progress. It’s annoying and outright disheartening. But we fight and fight
This broke my brain when I first heard about it. My dad brought it up. Funny how he didn’t seem to consider how trapped I feel almost everywhere I’ve lived because I don’t drive. Seattle and SF were manageable at least
My husband and I are both AuDHD. Part of this is that we mimick the people around us in tone and vocabulary. We have to be careful or we'll end up mirroring each other until we're speaking in really odd voices and people stare, haha.
I struggle with it too, the worst is when I'm speaking to someone with another accent and I have to actively try to not accidentally look like a xenophobic asshat lmao
Same here. My brain loves a bit of echolalia, so I sometimes repeat words, phrases or sounds around me, either to manage stress or because the noise tickles my brain. Before I knew I was autistic, I never knew why my brain would get 'stuck' in an accent. The best way I can describe it is that it's like getting a song in your head, except it's a set of phonemes, so there are times when I cannot form my 'natural' phonemes without effort because a different set is stuck in there.
weird thing i’ve noticed about myself is topic specific mimicking, like i read pokémon related stuff aloud like the pokémon guy. i work at a school. it happens more often than you’d think
6:20 I think the phrase she's looking for is sympathetic linguistic convergence, where you (subconsciously) take on features (accent especially, also tone and vocabulary) of those you talk to frequently.
One more relevant thing to add to the discourse about voice switching, I think a lot of it can also be quite related to transphobia, or just general stuff in general, like Anastasia said. As a transfemme, working on my voice really forced me to come to terms with that, where I've landed, I really don't think there is a "real" voice. As you were talking about, it's always adjusted consciously or not. It honestly upsets me when trans people talk about their old voice as "real" voice. My masc voice was not any more real than my fem is now. If I try to talk like that anymore I genuinely do not recognize myself and it feels horrible. And obviously, this is me adjusting to fit who I was and wanted to be with an active change, but the same thing can really apply to any type of voice change. People are able to change their voice, and how they naturally speak, it just is possible and people don't realize it. The voice you feel most comfortable in is your most "real" voice
I feel similarly. As someone who’s transmasc and started talking lower to help voice dysphoria before going on testosterone, it really bothers me when people make fun of someone for changing their voice. Even if they are deliberately changing it, maybe they just like it better? I don’t see what’s wrong with using your voice to present yourself in whatever way you want just like you would with clothes or hair. I get why people might find it odd or be surprised at first since a lot of times we use someone’s voice to identify/recognize them, but someone’s voice isn’t set in stone and will shift naturally in different contexts a lot anyway, like customer service voice, so I wish it wasn’t as big of a deal as people tend to make it.
@@imrastar7055 I've been on T for a couple years and I do tend to speak lower in public but also I still can revert to high pitched customer service voice I grew up doing 😅 and it depends if my voice is tired. I can't talk low without also speaking with a vocal fry and that feels like it works out my vocal chords more
omg I'm so glad you mentioned the transphobic aspect to it, bcs it really disproportionately affects transfem people (from what I've noticed.) In online spaces I've seen fans of ppl who use fem presenting avatars (mainly vtubers) have this weird in-joke where they claim that they want to hear the person's "real voice" and expose that they're like, a dude acting as a cute anime girl or whatever. It always rubs me off in the wrong way bcs at the end of the day, that doesn't change the persona herself. why are we so obsessed with "exposing" people for what they sound like behind the screen if all it does is make everyone involved uncomfortable? (a bit of a rhetorical question, ik its bcs ppl just wanna feel entitled to their theories & have transphobic rhetoric they don't feel like unpacking.)
Hi, I'm an ancient vampire who has traveled the worlds and actually I'm sorry to tell you, but the ice wall theory is correct. We aren't really supposed to talk about it, because the government wants to keep the magic to themselves, but it's completely real. I used to chill in Asgard with Thor and Odin. But they kicked me out because I did the "got your nose" trick on them.
the ariana grande thing is so ridiculously unremarkable. the pitch of my voice shifts unconsciously on the daily depending on whether i'm speaking to family, friends, or wendy's drive thru employee
Also, people who are really vocally skilled can change a lot about their voices further than ohh they sing gud. I notice a lot of voice actors (legit voice actors, not just celebs in animated movies) can usually sing pretty well.
I feel like it’s especially a girl thing. Like basically every girl I’ve ever known pitches their voice up in certain contexts - especially jobs - and then when they’re just chilling out and with friends their voices drop down. Idk I just feel like I notice it more than with guys
@@teejaykaye weirdly enough ive always done the opposite, when i was a child it took a bit to grow out of doing a baby voice but after that i’ve had the issue of deepening my voice when i speak (especially around certain people/strangers) which means whenever i have an actual conversation my throat hurts afterwards. i dont really know why i do it or when it started except i did have insecurity around how high my voice is for a bit so maybe it developed subconsciously as a way to mask it
When I was younger and worked retail my voice would jump up at least a 5th, it’s still the voice I use when approaching most customer service jobs too just out of habit. But now that i work in a field that’s dominated by real blue collar “man’s man” types I keep mine shifted low, to the point where I’ve been called “sir” on occasion lol. (My southern accent also comes out more when I’m speaking to someone else with one)
15:00 my family's dog got Cushing's disease, he drank a lot of water. It is an adrenal gland issue. I would recommend looking into it if you see this, Jarvis. Good luck
15:06 about Dipper: Chewy accepts images or pdf’s of your scripts. You should be able to get a physical copy of your prescription from your vet even if they say they changed their policy about purchasing through them, you still have a right to his script. You may also be able to also be able to view it if your vet has an app or a patient portal kind of thing. I have pets and I get the frustration.
Hey, former vet tech here with explaination and advice. We had a lot of problems with people trying to get Ivermectin from us and had to change our prescription policy as well. There are also people who try to snag controlled substances through pet prescriptions. The trick though is that you can request a written prescription anytime. You don't need to get it from a vet office. They might tell you things like "we can't guarantee the ones you get elsewhere are legitimate" on behalf of corporate pressure, but they'll give you the written one and you can get that to chewy. However it is absolutely stupid that these are behind this dumb paywall. You're right, there is no medicine in it. It's just like if you were gluten intolerant and a doctor needed to sign off on your keto meals. It's stupid.
My fiance and roomate drop several octaves when on voice calls for games like LoL or CoD, and when on discord with their friends. It's funny to hear my fiance pitch up when talking to me, and then pitch back down to go back to the game.
The whole problem with the incel community is that their celibacy is involuntary. One of the reasons why many incel men hate women is because incel men feel like the feminist movement and the growing independence of women have 'allowed' women to have 'standards'. And a lot of this hatred stems from the harmful ideology from the right-wing.
@@1WEareBUFO1If you asked a therapist to write down maladaptive thought processes and tendencies that limit personal growth & hurt connections with other, the overlap with incels would genuinely be like 80%. It's crazy how what defines them is literally just being foundationally dysfunctional people who have chosen to externalize their problems while avoiding therapy, then doing a surprise Pikachu that strategy isn't working for them yet doubling down anyway.
It’s just not involuntary though, I've seen so many examples of incels complaining about how only “ugly or fat” women approach them, they could easily stop their celibacy. They complain about how the hot girls only want hot guys, when they’re just as shallow.
Jarvis, your description of Dipper’s symptoms sounds almost identical to my dog. Not to diagnose your dog online but Addison’s disease usually doesn’t present in male dogs so they don’t test for it
I'm sorry, maybe this is just the midwestern in me, but if I invite you to my house and you're not gonna show until hours later I just won't invite you to anything ever again.
Ok real tho when jarvis talked about people not even being there when he got there over an hour after start time if that had been me i would’ve been in full autistic meltdown like unless it’s like jacob’s housewarming party of arrive whenever why would you ignore the set time
The issue with Ariana is that the vocal changes happen to align with what racial group she's pandering to. She (very consistently) spoke lowering when she spoke with a blaccent. After she switched up and is pandering to the kpop market, she coincidentally has shifted to more consistently speaking in a falsetto, which closet emulates female east Asian norms. Of course a singer can shift their voice and will for vocal health. But with her it aligns with other instances of abnormal "culture vulture" stuff. Meme clips just lose that nuance
it’s for PR too. when she wants to appear dominating and sexy it’s blaccent but when there’s a crisis and she has to appear innocent it’s all dainty-yt-girl
I have not seen a single comment see this but at 1:09:29 there’s a weird human head looking thing that peeks around the door, is someone in Jarvis’s house, or was is just someone playing a prank😭
yeah they're almost surely a houseguest who doesn't want to interrupt the recording, but it's still very funny how jarvis, oblivious, says "there's a creepypasta--" directly after they disappear behind the wall
We don't have healthcare for pets here in Australia either. My mum's dog recently spent a few days in the vet because he got poisoned, and we had to spend thousands for it.
I've been looking through the other comments but I guess I'm the only one that got jump scared by the person peeking out of the stairwell at 1:09:30. ok cool
idk if this is more of a thing with just MY vet but in my country (even though it cost a lot of money once you get there) will advice you whether or not they feel you need to come in if you call. I once called bc my dog had a worried stomach and they advised me on over the counter things I could buy and then told me to wait a little longer and to make sure his general mood didn’t change. He got better in a couple of days and I saved a lot of money
I've had this happen exactly once, and it was because my dog had kennel cough. They actually didn't want me to bring her in because it's so contagious, and because there's not much they can do until/unless there's a complication. In general though, they tell me to come in. IMO, vets are worse than dentists for emptying one's bank account.
@@emisformaker yeah kennel cough is basically a common cold for dogs so unless they’re having like heavy breathing issues or a fever they can’t do anything. Good they didn’t bring you in and charge you just to take your dogs temp!
@@casrrole the one thing that truly pissed me off more than anything before i quit my job working the front desk at a VCA animal clinic was them introducing a new "just book it!!!" policy (complete with stupid animated training video program) where they literally told all their receptionists to NOT do this-- that, no matter what, if someone calls and is worried about their animal, DON'T ask any follow-up questions about the animal's condition or symptoms or circumstances, (because it "comes across as diagnosing over the phone,") and JUST book them for the soonest available appointment. because the "best thing for the animal is to be seen!" when, uh.... there are tons of situations where thats NOT the case? such as in this situation, where coming in to the vet might actually stress the animal out more, or a situation where an animal is in, like, you know, a CRITICAL EMERGENCY and should be being taken to the ER RIGHT NOW, not wasting time waiting for an appointment that got booked for two days from now, (or even that afternoon!) because the receptionist didn't ask any questions... super transparent ploy from the MARS corporation that owns VCA to just make more money at the expense of animals and their people... so some vets are ABSOLUTELY just trying to make money off of people... or rather, their corporate overlords are, while the actual employees who work in the clinic and actually care about the animals they're treating are dragged along...
Hi Jarvis, as someone who works in vet med, I just wanted to give some insight on the food situation. They most likely stopped providing authorization for outside pharmacies because companies like Chewy are a nightmare to deal with for the staff. A huge chunk of our time is spent signing off on these prescriptions and sending them back, and Chewy in particular is notorious for being very hard to work with. For example they will tell the owner they’ve waiting on us for approval, but they never actually sent it to us in the first place. Or if we actually do receive it and send the approval back to them, it mysteriously gets lost and they keep sending new requests for things we already approved. Which results in frustrated clients not getting their prescriptions in a timely manner, and the vet staff wasting a bunch of time trying to troubleshoot issues with the online pharmacy. Your vet definitely should have given you a heads up that their policy was changing, but unfortunately it’s just not sustainable for a lot of clinics to work with online pharmacies anymore.
The ice wall thing came from a video of someone circling Antarctica and recording the coast, which they took to be a ring and not just the perimeter of the ice shelf. "It never ends" because it's a film of them going around a continent
The funniest thing about the whole Conspiracy theory is why they would keep it secret. Like it would be so fucking cool if it was real. I would be so down. Also from looking at his account myself I am pretty sure that he isn’t actually serious about it and that its a parody account of some kind
One does not simply sail to Antarctica. But you definitely can, if you want. There are restrictions in place when it comes to businesses and industry and tourism and such. But it's not illegal for a private person to sail to Antarctica. You're surely gonna die, but no one is gonna stop you. South Antarctic Sea has the harshest conditions of any of the oceans. Largest waves, highest winds, a part of it even has _the_ strongest average winds found anywhere on Earth, because down there they can blow around the entire globe unimpeded by any land-mass. In winter part of the ocean surrounding Antarctica freezes as well. But icebergs can occur at any time of year throughout the ocean. Some may have drafts up to several hundred meters. It's also very, very remote from every other land mass, the closest is the southern tip of South America. Meaning, if something goes awry, don't count on any search and rescue being able to reach you in time - if at all. On top of all that I've also heard it's supposed to be really, really chilly.
i'm trans and i changed my voice to be a lot deeper, but i literally can't force it back up. a lot of people ask to hear my "real" voice and it confuses me because this is my real voice. it's as real as the old one. It kind of bothers me because people often feel deceived or lied to when i tell them i deepened my voice and it's like-- huh?
So the funniest thing about that Flat Earth map is that it was drawn by a guy who isn't a Flat-Earther at all. He just made it as a fun little project, and I guess Flat-Earthers are seeing it and thinking it's real. 1:33:30 Just gotta say, on that point, the whole thing of incels isn't that they're pussies who are too scared to talk to women; they're men who hate women because they think women won't want whatever it is that they bring to the table. So telling them to stop being that is essentially telling them to stop hating women and just marry one. Her message is for no one. 1:37:30 There's also medieval art of, like, snails the size of houses. Doesn't mean they existed; medieval monks just drew a ton of weird shit for some reason.
I work at a pet supoly store, Jarvis is right about switching dog foods being hard on their tummys but you can mitigate that by slowly introducing the food. You do a quarter new food and 3 quarters old food for the first 2 days, than go up another quarter for it to be half new food for 2 days, and so on
My Great Dane mix is allergic to grass and a ton of trees. He takes medicine every day that costs a fortune. Sadly, I didn't get insurance before I found this out.
As a trans woman the voice conversation is so triggering, like I had to voice train to sound like a girl and my family say its not my real voice, dunno the whole section of the video gave me the ick
100% find a new vet, that policy is honestly super sketch and doesn't provide a lot of confidence in their recommendations if all of them are gonna just be to make that specific vet office more money. Also, I feel you on the cost - I have an asthmatic cat with a couple other health issues, and she costs me a couple hundred per month just in medications and whatnot; thankfully I can get that stuff on Chewy at a lower cost (per recommendation of my vet even!)
P.S. I can 100% imagine Jordan being the kinda cat owner that has like 3 cats but they just wander around his place without drawing attention, so at some point a friend finally sees one and goes "you have a cat, when did you get her?!" and he goes "a couple years ago, the other two needed another cat to play with" 🤣
As someone who works in vet med, I can almost guarantee it’s not a money thing. They most likely stopped providing authorization for outside pharmacies because companies like Chewy are a nightmare to deal with for the staff. A huge chunk of our time is spent signing off on these prescriptions and sending them back, and Chewy in particular is notorious for being very hard to work with. For example they will tell the owner they’ve waiting on us for approval, but they never actually sent it to us in the first place. Or if we actually do receive it and send the approval back to them, it mysteriously gets lost and they keep sending new requests for things we already approved. Which results in frustrated clients not getting their prescriptions in a timely manner, and the vet staff wasting a bunch of time trying to troubleshoot issues with the online pharmacy. They definitely should have given him a heads up that their policy was changing, and it’s totally within his right to switch to a vet that will be more convenient for him, but unfortunately it’s just not sustainable for a lot of clinics to work with online pharmacies anymore. Hope that provides some insight!
As a guy that doesn’t have a particularly deep voice I remember later in HS I had the idea just to talk slightly deeper and get myself to do it all the time so it became my natural voice. (Obviously didn’t last very long)
Lost some close online friends of mine yesterday and was about to watch a Jarvis Johnson Gold video, so this is about the best time for a new Sad Boyz to drop
You guys are genuinely so attractive like at one point Jordan made eye contact with the camera and I had to look away because I got nervous even though I know he can’t actually see me 💀
The Nara smith stealing content allegations are so forced so people have a valid reason to hate on her😭. There is only so much you can do to show you make different foods and drinks and i don’t think the other creator needs to be threatening to sue Nara the way she is rn bc we can match up a lot of videos to different trends and hot topics on the algorithm that a lot of creators take advantage of! Nothing wrong with that imo
Flat earth conspiracy has basically nothing to do with a flat earth, as is made clear by the Dan Olson video on the topic. If you haven't watched it, you're sorely missing out.
Jarvis can I ask what food you (try) to feed Dipper? My 14yo dog is having similar issues and I've tried so much to help but still nothing works and I'm worried :(
I’ve heard vets online talking about these online markets where in order to authorize you need to give the platform access to your clients’ info (all clients too) which is icky
I noticed it in a few videos but you cut off your (producer? camera person?) when shes talking about herself/relating to the topic - and make a joke and stuff. Here you cut her off when she was talking about her voice. In a previous video she was telling an anecdote and you didnt let her finish
Best part is this dude threw in a legitimate true fact about St. Christopher literally being a werewolf in his hagiography, right in the middle of saying ASGARD IS REAL
Hey Jarvis! In regards to your dog food woes, see if you can order directly from the manufacturer! I know both Purina and Hill's Science Diet have this ability, and I'm like 85% sure Royal Canin does as well. Most vets can set you up with it and then the company ships it directly to your house. If your vet gives you issues for ordering directly from the manufacturer then I would definetly look for a new vet. Also- if it's the Royal Canin HP diet, then I know RC has been having supply issues ever since covid, and it hasn't been getting better. Purina also has a HP prescription diet that could work if you haven't already tried it, and tends to be more available. I was a vet assistant for almost a decade so I know the ins and outs of da buisness 😎
Oh hey, that's our map(the giant flat earth map with two extra rings). We ain't flat earthers, we're actually just worldbuilders! Our map simply get's stolen by flat earthers lol(chunkybats being the most egregious example) I've been working on the setting for about a year now and it's actually a blast, having more land let's us come up with tons of new countries and places with unique cultures. We actually eventually plan on making a TTRPG about this map if you're interested
That map would be a cool campaign setting
omg?? that's so cool :DDDDD
yes, can back this up!!! server is currently run by my best friend (tiffinstorm), and built on an entirely fictional basis - the creators of the map itself do not believe in its contents lol
@@ari_chase Oh yeah, I remember you in the server! Tiff's personal moral support lol.
That's CRAZY
Why is everyone suddenly talking about conspiracy theorists?! This goes all the way to the top, I'm sure!
Right
Right? Personally i love it
Yeah, sad boys, film cooper AND kurtis
Omg right!! Love it though!!!
@@StellaHofmeyrand oompaville ,funky frog
I have a conspiracy theory: Jordan is slowly turning into a wizard
Next episode he’s gonna have a cloak and speak vaguely about his escapades with a ragtag group of adventurers
someone stop him before he starts pondering orbs
When Jordan turns full wizard or whatever they should get Gandalf on the pod
It's the cowboy to wizard pipeline :(
Jordan the SLAY
WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT “FLAT EATHER” MAP! It’s just a fantasy map someone made in their free time. Sucks it’s being used by that conspiracy theorist
EDIT: HOLY SHIT LITERALLY ONE OF THE TOP COMMENTS ON THE ORIGINAL REDDIT POST IS “I expect a tiktok video of a conspiracy guy actually using your map and claiming it proves the ice wall” they predicted it!!
Chunkybats is our bane... we'll have to defeat him to claim our rightful place at the top
We must surpass chunkybats to reclaim our map from him and reach peak fiction. We will make the most insane fictional setting possible and he will not stop us by getting millions more views than the original
The thing is that flat earth maps have historically used ice walls (to keep the water in????) so that's not a shock lmao
Predicted, or inspired?
your accent suddenly appearing in full force when u get mad is so real i get pissed off and turn into a maritime stereotype like where did that come from
Avast ye!!
For real. Lose at a videogame and start sounding like if Steve Irwin was a sailor. "Nahh you're takin the FAHKEN piss mate"
My Midwestern slips out, not when I'm upset but when I see someone I haven't seen in a while (regardless of where they are from) . "ou, hey, buddy! How ya ben? Yah, good ta-see-yah!"
I don't even know what my "real" accent is. I was raised in Florida by Southern parents, so I spoke both Alabama and Michigan from early childhood.... Idk if Florida still sounds like Michigan, but it did then....
I do know that if I'm highly irritated, I get REALLY LOUD, but if I'm _angry,_ I get veryveryquiet....
I start swearing in French. Which is odd, because I don't speak French much outside of work.
wait till that guy discovers the series of medieval paintings featuring knights fighting giant snails
the what
@@kcat26the series of midieval paintings featuring knights fighting giant snails
Or many other past paintings that aren’t accurate to real life. Fantasy as a concept has likely been around for a LONG time.
or grotesques from illuminated manuscripts.
How much do you think that was like the equivalent of two college students making those to prank future generations. I know they exist but I'm not that familiar with the history of them so I'm probably wrong.
But imagine if I'm right
Still waiting for the "I'm Jarvis" "I'm Johnson" intro
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I think about this every time. One day, one day.
omg are you the one who commented about this a few weeks ago? Since I read that I expect it EVERY. TIME.
I’m inevitably gonna call him Jarvis Jordan, with his good friend Johnson at some point. Not even on purpose
@@coralieleduc8251 I'm not! I've always thought that for some reason, but I thought I was the only one untill someone commented that a while ago, I'm glad I'm not alone lmaooo
The whole Amelia Earhart thing gets to me because even if it wasn’t Amelia on the radio, it was still someone. Somebody was begging for help and the people whose JOB is to help, didn’t??
'murica
@@pepaigeaGoogle auto-translated this to "you kill" 😭😭
to me jordan seems like the type of guy to get a really fancy cat like a mainecoon or something and give it sweaters
Or a sphynx with little clothes
AWWWW 🥹
or an oriental shorthair tbh funky dudes
The conspiracy theory that gets me is the people afraid of 15 minute cities, believing that they are going to be unable to leave the 15minute cities and being government mandated to stay in those zones, starving to death etc
The degree to which people can be afraid of even the most obviously beneficial change is staggering
It's really funny considering a lot of small towns are 15 minute "cities" just in a smaller scale. It used to be the norm and nothing scary happened
Yeah I have no clue why people are saying that. Even the Paris concept of the 15 minute city isn’t mandating anything restrictive, if anything it’s advocating for more choice/freedom.
There are legit criticisms to the 15-minute city that are valid and we can have great discussions about it. But a lot of conspiracies exist to derail discussions for progress. It’s annoying and outright disheartening. But we fight and fight
This broke my brain when I first heard about it. My dad brought it up. Funny how he didn’t seem to consider how trapped I feel almost everywhere I’ve lived because I don’t drive. Seattle and SF were manageable at least
Whats 15minute city? Sorry I'm not from the US
My husband and I are both AuDHD. Part of this is that we mimick the people around us in tone and vocabulary. We have to be careful or we'll end up mirroring each other until we're speaking in really odd voices and people stare, haha.
I struggle with it too, the worst is when I'm speaking to someone with another accent and I have to actively try to not accidentally look like a xenophobic asshat lmao
@@Sandstimes I'm glad to know someone shares this struggle.
Same here. My brain loves a bit of echolalia, so I sometimes repeat words, phrases or sounds around me, either to manage stress or because the noise tickles my brain. Before I knew I was autistic, I never knew why my brain would get 'stuck' in an accent. The best way I can describe it is that it's like getting a song in your head, except it's a set of phonemes, so there are times when I cannot form my 'natural' phonemes without effort because a different set is stuck in there.
weird thing i’ve noticed about myself is topic specific mimicking, like i read pokémon related stuff aloud like the pokémon guy. i work at a school. it happens more often than you’d think
THIS!
Jordan gives off exact energy of a cat person who still loves dogs almost as much
Weirdly specific but completely accurate
6:20 I think the phrase she's looking for is sympathetic linguistic convergence, where you (subconsciously) take on features (accent especially, also tone and vocabulary) of those you talk to frequently.
Thank you. I was - unsuccessfully - trying to google what the name of the phenomenon was.
One more relevant thing to add to the discourse about voice switching, I think a lot of it can also be quite related to transphobia, or just general stuff in general, like Anastasia said.
As a transfemme, working on my voice really forced me to come to terms with that, where I've landed, I really don't think there is a "real" voice. As you were talking about, it's always adjusted consciously or not. It honestly upsets me when trans people talk about their old voice as "real" voice. My masc voice was not any more real than my fem is now. If I try to talk like that anymore I genuinely do not recognize myself and it feels horrible. And obviously, this is me adjusting to fit who I was and wanted to be with an active change, but the same thing can really apply to any type of voice change. People are able to change their voice, and how they naturally speak, it just is possible and people don't realize it. The voice you feel most comfortable in is your most "real" voice
I agree, my voice defaults to a somewhat deeper one and it makes my super uncomfortable even though its not that deep.
I feel similarly. As someone who’s transmasc and started talking lower to help voice dysphoria before going on testosterone, it really bothers me when people make fun of someone for changing their voice. Even if they are deliberately changing it, maybe they just like it better? I don’t see what’s wrong with using your voice to present yourself in whatever way you want just like you would with clothes or hair. I get why people might find it odd or be surprised at first since a lot of times we use someone’s voice to identify/recognize them, but someone’s voice isn’t set in stone and will shift naturally in different contexts a lot anyway, like customer service voice, so I wish it wasn’t as big of a deal as people tend to make it.
@@imrastar7055 I've been on T for a couple years and I do tend to speak lower in public but also I still can revert to high pitched customer service voice I grew up doing 😅 and it depends if my voice is tired. I can't talk low without also speaking with a vocal fry and that feels like it works out my vocal chords more
before i realized im transmasc i used to imitate my older male cousin’s deeper voice because i thought it was “cool” so …
omg I'm so glad you mentioned the transphobic aspect to it, bcs it really disproportionately affects transfem people (from what I've noticed.)
In online spaces I've seen fans of ppl who use fem presenting avatars (mainly vtubers) have this weird in-joke where they claim that they want to hear the person's "real voice" and expose that they're like, a dude acting as a cute anime girl or whatever. It always rubs me off in the wrong way bcs at the end of the day, that doesn't change the persona herself. why are we so obsessed with "exposing" people for what they sound like behind the screen if all it does is make everyone involved uncomfortable?
(a bit of a rhetorical question, ik its bcs ppl just wanna feel entitled to their theories & have transphobic rhetoric they don't feel like unpacking.)
Hi, I'm an ancient vampire who has traveled the worlds and actually I'm sorry to tell you, but the ice wall theory is correct. We aren't really supposed to talk about it, because the government wants to keep the magic to themselves, but it's completely real. I used to chill in Asgard with Thor and Odin. But they kicked me out because I did the "got your nose" trick on them.
Classically trained singer here: Ariana's voice switching is a legit method for preserving your singing voice. Does sound goofy tho lol.
Jordan seems like the most "owns a cat" person ever imo
He also just gives the energy of a tortie cat, so
misread tortie cat as turtle and tbh that too i think
@@d0rm4ntp4st3 you're absolutely correct
really obsessed with how i’ve seen like 3 comments in this same vein so far, excited to see what part of the video this related to
jordan is so tortoise core idk how to explain it
@@millystars you're right
Ariana Grande changes her voice a lot, this is probably the least questionable one shes started doing? The most is def her blaccent era
"[louis armstrong voice] is there a hobbit in my cave?" has me dying
The awe and confusion with which Jordan said "what's tapioca" sent me into orbit
the ariana grande thing is so ridiculously unremarkable. the pitch of my voice shifts unconsciously on the daily depending on whether i'm speaking to family, friends, or wendy's drive thru employee
Also, people who are really vocally skilled can change a lot about their voices further than ohh they sing gud. I notice a lot of voice actors (legit voice actors, not just celebs in animated movies) can usually sing pretty well.
I feel like it’s especially a girl thing. Like basically every girl I’ve ever known pitches their voice up in certain contexts - especially jobs - and then when they’re just chilling out and with friends their voices drop down. Idk I just feel like I notice it more than with guys
@@teejaykaye literally trying to unlearn this as a transmasc
@@teejaykaye weirdly enough ive always done the opposite, when i was a child it took a bit to grow out of doing a baby voice but after that i’ve had the issue of deepening my voice when i speak (especially around certain people/strangers) which means whenever i have an actual conversation my throat hurts afterwards. i dont really know why i do it or when it started except i did have insecurity around how high my voice is for a bit so maybe it developed subconsciously as a way to mask it
When I was younger and worked retail my voice would jump up at least a 5th, it’s still the voice I use when approaching most customer service jobs too just out of habit. But now that i work in a field that’s dominated by real blue collar “man’s man” types I keep mine shifted low, to the point where I’ve been called “sir” on occasion lol.
(My southern accent also comes out more when I’m speaking to someone else with one)
15:00 my family's dog got Cushing's disease, he drank a lot of water. It is an adrenal gland issue. I would recommend looking into it if you see this, Jarvis. Good luck
15:06 about Dipper: Chewy accepts images or pdf’s of your scripts. You should be able to get a physical copy of your prescription from your vet even if they say they changed their policy about purchasing through them, you still have a right to his script. You may also be able to also be able to view it if your vet has an app or a patient portal kind of thing. I have pets and I get the frustration.
I'm actually like so terrible at knowing when people have low or high voice registers so jarvis pulling out the deep base notes was craaaaazy
Hey, former vet tech here with explaination and advice. We had a lot of problems with people trying to get Ivermectin from us and had to change our prescription policy as well. There are also people who try to snag controlled substances through pet prescriptions.
The trick though is that you can request a written prescription anytime. You don't need to get it from a vet office. They might tell you things like "we can't guarantee the ones you get elsewhere are legitimate" on behalf of corporate pressure, but they'll give you the written one and you can get that to chewy.
However it is absolutely stupid that these are behind this dumb paywall. You're right, there is no medicine in it. It's just like if you were gluten intolerant and a doctor needed to sign off on your keto meals. It's stupid.
I cannot wait to hear Jarvis' Kendrick concert reaction now that we've seen it LMAO
Yes!
That little anecdote of Hades making Jordan go full west country made me laugh
Someone better ask him were his combine harvester is
Jordan, you are the epitome of Cat Guy energy, don't let the haters tell you any different
My fiance and roomate drop several octaves when on voice calls for games like LoL or CoD, and when on discord with their friends. It's funny to hear my fiance pitch up when talking to me, and then pitch back down to go back to the game.
Real and same I hate noticing when I do it
The whole problem with the incel community is that their celibacy is involuntary. One of the reasons why many incel men hate women is because incel men feel like the feminist movement and the growing independence of women have 'allowed' women to have 'standards'. And a lot of this hatred stems from the harmful ideology from the right-wing.
The problem with incels is themsels
@@1WEareBUFO1If you asked a therapist to write down maladaptive thought processes and tendencies that limit personal growth & hurt connections with other, the overlap with incels would genuinely be like 80%. It's crazy how what defines them is literally just being foundationally dysfunctional people who have chosen to externalize their problems while avoiding therapy, then doing a surprise Pikachu that strategy isn't working for them yet doubling down anyway.
MGTOW is voluntary and they’re potentially worse
It’s just not involuntary though, I've seen so many examples of incels complaining about how only “ugly or fat” women approach them, they could easily stop their celibacy. They complain about how the hot girls only want hot guys, when they’re just as shallow.
Jarvis, your description of Dipper’s symptoms sounds almost identical to my dog. Not to diagnose your dog online but Addison’s disease usually doesn’t present in male dogs so they don’t test for it
I'm sorry, maybe this is just the midwestern in me, but if I invite you to my house and you're not gonna show until hours later I just won't invite you to anything ever again.
Ok real tho when jarvis talked about people not even being there when he got there over an hour after start time if that had been me i would’ve been in full autistic meltdown like unless it’s like jacob’s housewarming party of arrive whenever why would you ignore the set time
Jordan is in his 70s disco man era
I can't believe I haven't seen a single comment about the wig popping out in the back ground 1:09:00
Came here to see if anyone else noticed!
Me too!! It's a conspiracy 👀
the entity from the nook finally found jordan again
they posted on twitter saying they're looking into it
guys what😭
The issue with Ariana is that the vocal changes happen to align with what racial group she's pandering to. She (very consistently) spoke lowering when she spoke with a blaccent. After she switched up and is pandering to the kpop market, she coincidentally has shifted to more consistently speaking in a falsetto, which closet emulates female east Asian norms.
Of course a singer can shift their voice and will for vocal health. But with her it aligns with other instances of abnormal "culture vulture" stuff. Meme clips just lose that nuance
it’s for PR too. when she wants to appear dominating and sexy it’s blaccent but when there’s a crisis and she has to appear innocent it’s all dainty-yt-girl
I have not seen a single comment see this but at 1:09:29 there’s a weird human head looking thing that peeks around the door, is someone in Jarvis’s house, or was is just someone playing a prank😭
I just scrolled through a loooot of comments to see if anyone else saw them 😂
@@jamiemartin9322 Just caught them too. It looks like someone comes downstairs, realizes they are filming and then pops back out.
yeah they're almost surely a houseguest who doesn't want to interrupt the recording, but it's still very funny how jarvis, oblivious, says "there's a creepypasta--" directly after they disappear behind the wall
they posted on twitter saying they're looking into it
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT MENTIONING THIS OMG
Everyone has been talking about weird social media conspiracy theorists lately. Have they just been showing up more on the default algorithm lately?
The content creators all agreed to make content on it in secret.
it's a conspiracy actually
We don't have healthcare for pets here in Australia either. My mum's dog recently spent a few days in the vet because he got poisoned, and we had to spend thousands for it.
Hope your baby feels better ❤
as an OSDD system, we all have different instinctual voices, even though we have the same voice box and lungs and stuff.
My twin used to know a guy who believed that space and other planets and stuff exist but all the pictures we have of them are fake
Ceci n'est une pipe
That’s so fucking funny omg 💀💀💀💀💀 I knew someone (very distantly, very shortly) who didn’t believe in dinosaurs lolol
Them knowing about Rotten Mango is the type of crossover that in reality seems really likely but in my mind feels insane
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS they feel like completely different worlds to me??
lmao they mentioned cassava as an example of a root even tho cassava is the plant tapioca comes from
was searching for this comment hahaha
in my head everyone off screen also has a mustache
You accidentally misread cananeus (Canaanite) as caninus (canine) once and all of a sudden they're making depictions of dog-headed Saints.
Is it just me or is Jordan slowly giving off more and more Bob Ross energy with every thumb nail
I've been looking through the other comments but I guess I'm the only one that got jump scared by the person peeking out of the stairwell at 1:09:30. ok cool
At 1:09:30 there’s like a scary ghost watch out you guys
Thats probably BB or whoever is watching jarvis' dog
7:00 the deep voice smeagol smoking juuls is fucking halarious
That 46 yo billionaire looks like he could be my dad, and I'm 40.
idk if this is more of a thing with just MY vet but in my country (even though it cost a lot of money once you get there) will advice you whether or not they feel you need to come in if you call. I once called bc my dog had a worried stomach and they advised me on over the counter things I could buy and then told me to wait a little longer and to make sure his general mood didn’t change. He got better in a couple of days and I saved a lot of money
Every time my mom or I have tried calling, we get told to just come in
@@franjkav man I really hope it’s not bc they’re tryna take money from you bc that would suck :((
I've had this happen exactly once, and it was because my dog had kennel cough. They actually didn't want me to bring her in because it's so contagious, and because there's not much they can do until/unless there's a complication. In general though, they tell me to come in. IMO, vets are worse than dentists for emptying one's bank account.
@@emisformaker yeah kennel cough is basically a common cold for dogs so unless they’re having like heavy breathing issues or a fever they can’t do anything. Good they didn’t bring you in and charge you just to take your dogs temp!
@@casrrole the one thing that truly pissed me off more than anything before i quit my job working the front desk at a VCA animal clinic was them introducing a new "just book it!!!" policy (complete with stupid animated training video program) where they literally told all their receptionists to NOT do this-- that, no matter what, if someone calls and is worried about their animal, DON'T ask any follow-up questions about the animal's condition or symptoms or circumstances, (because it "comes across as diagnosing over the phone,") and JUST book them for the soonest available appointment. because the "best thing for the animal is to be seen!" when, uh.... there are tons of situations where thats NOT the case? such as in this situation, where coming in to the vet might actually stress the animal out more, or a situation where an animal is in, like, you know, a CRITICAL EMERGENCY and should be being taken to the ER RIGHT NOW, not wasting time waiting for an appointment that got booked for two days from now, (or even that afternoon!) because the receptionist didn't ask any questions... super transparent ploy from the MARS corporation that owns VCA to just make more money at the expense of animals and their people... so some vets are ABSOLUTELY just trying to make money off of people... or rather, their corporate overlords are, while the actual employees who work in the clinic and actually care about the animals they're treating are dragged along...
1:09:28 why am i getting jumpscared by the girl from the ring in the background??
Jarvis & Jordan: This is my real voice, "KYAAAAAAH!
That is my real name. KYAH!
Miniminutmen on RUclips has really good awful archeology and debunking channels
I truly have no stake in the Onezwa-Nara thing but I have to agree those disses were ice cold lmao, the “children left behind” one had me rolling
1:09:29 most terrifying thing i've ever seen in my life who tf is that
Hey! What kind of cryptid are you hiding...i saw that at @1:09:29 !
Hi Jarvis, as someone who works in vet med, I just wanted to give some insight on the food situation. They most likely stopped providing authorization for outside pharmacies because companies like Chewy are a nightmare to deal with for the staff. A huge chunk of our time is spent signing off on these prescriptions and sending them back, and Chewy in particular is notorious for being very hard to work with. For example they will tell the owner they’ve waiting on us for approval, but they never actually sent it to us in the first place. Or if we actually do receive it and send the approval back to them, it mysteriously gets lost and they keep sending new requests for things we already approved. Which results in frustrated clients not getting their prescriptions in a timely manner, and the vet staff wasting a bunch of time trying to troubleshoot issues with the online pharmacy. Your vet definitely should have given you a heads up that their policy was changing, but unfortunately it’s just not sustainable for a lot of clinics to work with online pharmacies anymore.
The ice wall thing came from a video of someone circling Antarctica and recording the coast, which they took to be a ring and not just the perimeter of the ice shelf. "It never ends" because it's a film of them going around a continent
Wow.
i did get scared at about 1:09:27 by the person who almost popped their head into frame in the background
tapioca pudding mentioned big win for custard guzzlers
The funniest thing about the whole Conspiracy theory is why they would keep it secret. Like it would be so fucking cool if it was real. I would be so down.
Also from looking at his account myself I am pretty sure that he isn’t actually serious about it and that its a parody account of some kind
Sad Boyz? More like Handsome as heck boyz
I do love that the "Do I give you the ick?" joke is still going strong lmao.
One does not simply sail to Antarctica. But you definitely can, if you want. There are restrictions in place when it comes to businesses and industry and tourism and such. But it's not illegal for a private person to sail to Antarctica. You're surely gonna die, but no one is gonna stop you. South Antarctic Sea has the harshest conditions of any of the oceans. Largest waves, highest winds, a part of it even has _the_ strongest average winds found anywhere on Earth, because down there they can blow around the entire globe unimpeded by any land-mass. In winter part of the ocean surrounding Antarctica freezes as well. But icebergs can occur at any time of year throughout the ocean. Some may have drafts up to several hundred meters. It's also very, very remote from every other land mass, the closest is the southern tip of South America. Meaning, if something goes awry, don't count on any search and rescue being able to reach you in time - if at all. On top of all that I've also heard it's supposed to be really, really chilly.
my favorite conspiracy theory is the one about how commentary youtubers all conspire when posting
1:09:28 there’s a G-G-G-GHOST!!
i'm trans and i changed my voice to be a lot deeper, but i literally can't force it back up. a lot of people ask to hear my "real" voice and it confuses me because this is my real voice. it's as real as the old one. It kind of bothers me because people often feel deceived or lied to when i tell them i deepened my voice and it's like-- huh?
So the funniest thing about that Flat Earth map is that it was drawn by a guy who isn't a Flat-Earther at all. He just made it as a fun little project, and I guess Flat-Earthers are seeing it and thinking it's real.
1:33:30 Just gotta say, on that point, the whole thing of incels isn't that they're pussies who are too scared to talk to women; they're men who hate women because they think women won't want whatever it is that they bring to the table. So telling them to stop being that is essentially telling them to stop hating women and just marry one. Her message is for no one.
1:37:30 There's also medieval art of, like, snails the size of houses. Doesn't mean they existed; medieval monks just drew a ton of weird shit for some reason.
Jordan doing his exaggerated british voice reminds me of how the NPCs in the first fable sound, its uncanny.
6:29 me and my older sister both talk and laugh the exact same despite us not being the closest of siblings💀
this is like part 2 of kurtis' conspiracy video that dropped yesterday
Not Jarvis talking about breast milk again😂😂
I work at a pet supoly store, Jarvis is right about switching dog foods being hard on their tummys but you can mitigate that by slowly introducing the food. You do a quarter new food and 3 quarters old food for the first 2 days, than go up another quarter for it to be half new food for 2 days, and so on
Kurtis and sad boyz? This is coordinated for sure there’s something evil going on
My Great Dane mix is allergic to grass and a ton of trees. He takes medicine every day that costs a fortune. Sadly, I didn't get insurance before I found this out.
As a trans woman the voice conversation is so triggering, like I had to voice train to sound like a girl and my family say its not my real voice, dunno the whole section of the video gave me the ick
love u guys thanks for being there
100% find a new vet, that policy is honestly super sketch and doesn't provide a lot of confidence in their recommendations if all of them are gonna just be to make that specific vet office more money. Also, I feel you on the cost - I have an asthmatic cat with a couple other health issues, and she costs me a couple hundred per month just in medications and whatnot; thankfully I can get that stuff on Chewy at a lower cost (per recommendation of my vet even!)
P.S. I can 100% imagine Jordan being the kinda cat owner that has like 3 cats but they just wander around his place without drawing attention, so at some point a friend finally sees one and goes "you have a cat, when did you get her?!" and he goes "a couple years ago, the other two needed another cat to play with" 🤣
As someone who works in vet med, I can almost guarantee it’s not a money thing. They most likely stopped providing authorization for outside pharmacies because companies like Chewy are a nightmare to deal with for the staff. A huge chunk of our time is spent signing off on these prescriptions and sending them back, and Chewy in particular is notorious for being very hard to work with. For example they will tell the owner they’ve waiting on us for approval, but they never actually sent it to us in the first place. Or if we actually do receive it and send the approval back to them, it mysteriously gets lost and they keep sending new requests for things we already approved. Which results in frustrated clients not getting their prescriptions in a timely manner, and the vet staff wasting a bunch of time trying to troubleshoot issues with the online pharmacy. They definitely should have given him a heads up that their policy was changing, and it’s totally within his right to switch to a vet that will be more convenient for him, but unfortunately it’s just not sustainable for a lot of clinics to work with online pharmacies anymore. Hope that provides some insight!
Someone I knew in highschool naturally had a super deep voice and spoke higher as well
Amelia Earhart definitely wasn’t lost in the Bermuda Triangle lmao. She disappeared in the pacific
ok im not usually a youtube video commenter but jarvis that outfit is sick as hell
as a second gen cuban with an undergrad degree in linguistics who took an edible before watching this video… u threw me there for a sec
As a guy that doesn’t have a particularly deep voice I remember later in HS I had the idea just to talk slightly deeper and get myself to do it all the time so it became my natural voice. (Obviously didn’t last very long)
Lost some close online friends of mine yesterday and was about to watch a Jarvis Johnson Gold video, so this is about the best time for a new Sad Boyz to drop
I’m here early do I get extra credit?
You guys are genuinely so attractive like at one point Jordan made eye contact with the camera and I had to look away because I got nervous even though I know he can’t actually see me 💀
The Nara smith stealing content allegations are so forced so people have a valid reason to hate on her😭. There is only so much you can do to show you make different foods and drinks and i don’t think the other creator needs to be threatening to sue Nara the way she is rn bc we can match up a lot of videos to different trends and hot topics on the algorithm that a lot of creators take advantage of! Nothing wrong with that imo
In Search of a Flat Earth, by Dan Olson of Folding Ideas is required viewing.
Flat earth conspiracy has basically nothing to do with a flat earth, as is made clear by the Dan Olson video on the topic. If you haven't watched it, you're sorely missing out.
that’s so sick that anastasia majored in linguistics!! i am as well and i’ve like never heard of anyone else in that major lol
Jarvis can I ask what food you (try) to feed Dipper? My 14yo dog is having similar issues and I've tried so much to help but still nothing works and I'm worried :(
I’ve heard vets online talking about these online markets where in order to authorize you need to give the platform access to your clients’ info (all clients too) which is icky
I think the concept in linguistics alluded to around the 6-minute mark is "register."
1:09:32 wtf is in the background
Jarvis, PLS share your Kendrick concert experience 😫
I noticed it in a few videos but you cut off your (producer? camera person?) when shes talking about herself/relating to the topic - and make a joke and stuff. Here you cut her off when she was talking about her voice. In a previous video she was telling an anecdote and you didnt let her finish
Welcome to sad boys a podcast about other things also and feelings remix he's Jarvis and I'm Jarvis
I was so hoping they’d bring up the boba man again😭
Best part is this dude threw in a legitimate true fact about St. Christopher literally being a werewolf in his hagiography, right in the middle of saying ASGARD IS REAL
Hey Jarvis! In regards to your dog food woes, see if you can order directly from the manufacturer! I know both Purina and Hill's Science Diet have this ability, and I'm like 85% sure Royal Canin does as well. Most vets can set you up with it and then the company ships it directly to your house. If your vet gives you issues for ordering directly from the manufacturer then I would definetly look for a new vet. Also- if it's the Royal Canin HP diet, then I know RC has been having supply issues ever since covid, and it hasn't been getting better. Purina also has a HP prescription diet that could work if you haven't already tried it, and tends to be more available. I was a vet assistant for almost a decade so I know the ins and outs of da buisness 😎