Daz Watches Jasmin Bean

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @dazgames
    @dazgames  5 лет назад +10816

    Update I’m not moving now 😂😂

  • @lydialucas464
    @lydialucas464 5 лет назад +3527

    Jasmin: *Sitting on a hill singing d a r k l y*
    WoRmS: Cha cha real smooth

    • @phiine
      @phiine 4 года назад +5

      @Alyssa Freeman ikr

    • @siimplylaila5889
      @siimplylaila5889 4 года назад +6

      Alyssa Freeman FRRRR

    • @jingleberryss
      @jingleberryss 4 года назад +3

      @@siimplylaila5889 yea for real bro

    • @olxvi464
      @olxvi464 4 года назад +2

      OMG IM DYINGGGG 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mckenlykennedy2407
      @mckenlykennedy2407 4 года назад +4

      I literally spit my water out while reading this🤣🤣

  • @roseplayz3933
    @roseplayz3933 5 лет назад +3322

    best joke of 2019:
    "there is a fish with NO fins,
    some say he was finnished"

  • @minifridge7167
    @minifridge7167 4 года назад +2084

    Jasmin: *Siting on a hill darkly singing*
    The worms: I do my lil Dancy dance

    • @dragonsandangels2350
      @dragonsandangels2350 4 года назад +5

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 4 года назад +6

      That’s sorta cute and funny, lmao.

    • @Ellie-c5t
      @Ellie-c5t 4 года назад +4

      Lol the best comment I have seen so far😂😂 :D)))

    • @dracomalfoy6503
      @dracomalfoy6503 3 года назад +2

      jazmin*

    • @LillyLove-fn2zj
      @LillyLove-fn2zj 3 года назад

      @@dracomalfoy6503 I mean Jazmin and Jasmin are used as names, also the third letter has changed

  • @-..cloudfall..-
    @-..cloudfall..- 3 года назад +1425

    For anyone who didn’t know, saccharine is a sweetener that is WAY sweeter than sugar. The song makes so much more sense knowing that fact!

    • @rock-ym3uf
      @rock-ym3uf 3 года назад +35

      It also causes cancer in rats

    • @-..cloudfall..-
      @-..cloudfall..- 3 года назад +18

      @@rock-ym3uf Interesting! I did not know that!

    • @rock-ym3uf
      @rock-ym3uf 3 года назад +5

      @@-..cloudfall..- that's why it's been discontinued..

    • @mqi_tv5533
      @mqi_tv5533 3 года назад +4

      @@rock-ym3uf its not discontinued.....

    • @rock-ym3uf
      @rock-ym3uf 3 года назад +7

      @@mqi_tv5533 the used to live at a health care facility ...saccharine was banned replace with equal.

  • @Votey12345
    @Votey12345 5 лет назад +559

    "ello"
    "did you just say hello"
    "Nah I said 'ello' but close enough"

    • @dryh2o96
      @dryh2o96 5 лет назад +15

      Thank God somebody said it! 💞💞💞 fuckin LOVE Labrynth

    • @kazb1984
      @kazb1984 5 лет назад +6

      The ello worm was the first thing i thought of when i saw those worms. Fantastic movie!!

    • @RAMMLAUT
      @RAMMLAUT 5 лет назад +13

      " You're a worm, aren't you? "
      " Yeah, that's right! "

    • @WizzardOfAuzz131
      @WizzardOfAuzz131 5 лет назад +2

      LABYRINTH

    • @shalacyofficial
      @shalacyofficial 5 лет назад +3

      Labyrinth

  • @elishadavison700
    @elishadavison700 4 года назад +3130

    saccharine is a artificial sweetener that had no calories but is extremely sweet and causes damage to teeth

    • @michalaharrell9726
      @michalaharrell9726 4 года назад +109

      Now the video makes a little bit of sense 😂

    • @vflower7154
      @vflower7154 4 года назад +80

      It also means excessively sweet and/or sentimental

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 4 года назад +33

      @@vflower7154 it's kinda fun that the conversation is about sweeteners and your pfp is the sweet tooth cave town thingy if I'm not mistaken? 😄

    • @vflower7154
      @vflower7154 4 года назад +19

      @@gvtterslag yeah! huge fan of cavetown :3

    • @sadimartens9658
      @sadimartens9658 4 года назад +4

      Op.. ok then 😳😂

  • @trashcant6499
    @trashcant6499 5 лет назад +698

    "I'm moving again"
    I can feel you're pain and I'm sorry for you

    • @zombiezum8611
      @zombiezum8611 5 лет назад +4

      why is he moving again?

    • @BabsChannel
      @BabsChannel 5 лет назад +9

      I've moved three times in the last 3 years. Gets worse every time.lol

    • @rose2827
      @rose2827 5 лет назад +6

      @@BabsChannel me now I don't mean moving house I mean standing up

    • @zainkhalil7494
      @zainkhalil7494 5 лет назад +6

      ZombieZum he said in the vid it was something to do with his landlords tricking him and be an arsehole

    • @justrobi1904
      @justrobi1904 5 лет назад

      *RAW*

  • @doodlebugwahoo
    @doodlebugwahoo 3 года назад +181

    jazmin: *severely bleeding from their gums, could go into shock in a realistic perspective*
    the dentist: *maybe if you had flossed it wouldn't have been this bad!*

  • @skatertita
    @skatertita 5 лет назад +864

    Jasmin: *singing*
    Dentist: that's...just...stop. stop mo- STOP MOVING

    • @ArtKid2468
      @ArtKid2468 4 года назад +9

      This made my day- Thanks!! XD

    • @avoniiyasei
      @avoniiyasei 4 года назад +6

      Her name is salvia XD I follow her on insta

    • @sniperrat__277
      @sniperrat__277 4 года назад +1

      @@avoniiyasei They/them

    • @taleahtaylor4878
      @taleahtaylor4878 4 года назад

      This is still my fav comment

  • @indigoblue478
    @indigoblue478 5 лет назад +706

    1:09
    Daz: ѕнα¢¢нαяℓωαℓωαℓωαℓωαℓωα
    Me: sᴀᴍᴇ, ᴅᴀᴢ. sᴀᴍᴇ..

  • @gabib4966
    @gabib4966 4 года назад +469

    Saccharine means like excessively sweet so I’d imagine the dentist theme has something to do with cavities

    • @SillySpiderWeb
      @SillySpiderWeb 3 года назад +16

      I think it’s about Jaz loving someone and them being so sweet that they’re giving them cavities. This could also be a a bit about manipulating Jaz into love but I’m not sure because I only listen to some of their songs and don’t really dig to deep into any song meanings anymore.
      Edit: sorry I’m too lazy to type Jazmine

    • @blackmambazane3306
      @blackmambazane3306 2 года назад +5

      the song is about manipulation, how sweet gestures hide true horrible intentions, and while you're trauma-bonding it actually destroys you

    • @ZekeRawrX3
      @ZekeRawrX3 6 месяцев назад

      yes, one lyrics says, “he saw the state of my cavities you’ve caused, cause i adore you.” so it definitely is.

  • @atefa5474
    @atefa5474 5 лет назад +525

    “i suggest switching to colgate” i’m dead😭😂

  • @trippa3553
    @trippa3553 5 лет назад +236

    “The FINS ARE GONE, some say he was FINished”😂

    • @NurseInTraining
      @NurseInTraining 5 лет назад

      Good one. This actually made me giggle.😂😁

  • @Myoutube8770
    @Myoutube8770 4 года назад +3895

    basically jazmins friend wants to bring to light that you don't have to have a small forehead to be beautiful that's why the hairline is that far back :)

    • @rd5184
      @rd5184 4 года назад +90

      That’s so coooollll

    • @liviamellinger5901
      @liviamellinger5901 4 года назад +31

      WHAT

    • @MakaylaMorbid
      @MakaylaMorbid 4 года назад +70

      Salvia is great they make music too and are working on their transition atm!

    • @vain_abundalakaka
      @vain_abundalakaka 4 года назад +12

      true but no one believes me..

    • @micahwright5901
      @micahwright5901 4 года назад +10

      But Jazmin isn’t beautiful, so that’s an awful plan. She’s trying too hard to be creepy, is she trying to be a model now??

  • @RipRoryy
    @RipRoryy 3 года назад +453

    Daz: Don’t get this piercing, see this piercing *-points at bridge piercing-*
    Me with and bridge piercing: 👁👄👁

    • @jacksondickerson6873
      @jacksondickerson6873 3 года назад +7

      wait, I'm not at all interested in a bridge piercing but I'm curious to the pain level and what it was like to take care of it, that's a thick part to pierce so I'm just wondering how bad it hurt

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 3 года назад

      @@jacksondickerson6873 I'm sure it wouldn't be too big on pain but it's just that they usually reject easily done professionally or not

    • @luna_chxxn....2629
      @luna_chxxn....2629 3 года назад

      What is a bridge piercing?

    • @pea_soup8457
      @pea_soup8457 3 года назад +2

      @@luna_chxxn....2629 across the bridge of your nose

    • @luna_chxxn....2629
      @luna_chxxn....2629 3 года назад

      @@pea_soup8457 oh ty for telling me

  • @armint1439
    @armint1439 5 лет назад +202

    Jasmine: I’m gonna cut you up and put you in my oven
    Daz: Oh, it’s a love song

  • @user-yv3xm1sv6v
    @user-yv3xm1sv6v 5 лет назад +385

    “You can work in gordon ramsy’s kitcheb with those nails”. Oof *KitcheN* ffs, thanx 4 the likes

  • @notcasper3367
    @notcasper3367 4 года назад +1964

    Me: thinking they look cool
    Daz:I'm genuinely scared

    • @Cdobs08
      @Cdobs08 3 года назад +26

      I thought they looked cool too

    • @randomedits5410
      @randomedits5410 3 года назад +8

      Hah same

    • @Barchie1234
      @Barchie1234 3 года назад +12

      4 months late but they look cool but they also look like a clown with the white face and the red nose. I'm horrified of clowns lmao

    • @jahzaracoligado291
      @jahzaracoligado291 3 года назад

      Don’t say LINDA!!! daz.

    • @nicolespenc1
      @nicolespenc1 3 года назад

      Why do people put you in front of me I am the main character of MHA

  • @jujuonthatbeattt1
    @jujuonthatbeattt1 4 года назад +50

    Jazmin: *Bleeding*
    Salvia: STICKER

  • @addiemarieart
    @addiemarieart 5 лет назад +2624

    *when the dentist says “do you floss regularly?”*

  • @tommiey5085
    @tommiey5085 5 лет назад +501

    As soon as he made that Russian accent
    Me: *LIKE BUTTON*

    • @kurtb259
      @kurtb259 5 лет назад +1

      What

    • @HeartStruck333
      @HeartStruck333 5 лет назад +1

      Why? Are you offended by it? I don’t think Daz wanted it to come across that way if you are.

    • @tommiey5085
      @tommiey5085 5 лет назад +3

      @@HeartStruck333 nah im not offend i just didn't see it crossed the text out xD

    • @HeartStruck333
      @HeartStruck333 5 лет назад +2

      tomme le angel oh lol okay 👌🏾

    • @yourplaylist3411
      @yourplaylist3411 5 лет назад

      tomme le angel Tomtord???

  • @gall2218
    @gall2218 4 года назад +597

    Daz: LINDA clap at my puns
    Subtitles: Let ya clap at my buns

  • @zeroedits7582
    @zeroedits7582 3 года назад +251

    How I want to dress like : jazmin bean
    How I actually dress as I’m broke and I get to scared to not wear a hoodie : daz

    • @harri22300
      @harri22300 3 года назад +1

      Omg I can so relate to this comment 🤣🤣🤣 -

    • @zeroedits7582
      @zeroedits7582 3 года назад +2

      @Roxy March when I do that I look like complete shit so I have learnt to be the best piece of shit I know and I don’t know much people

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 3 года назад

      looks like a clown you do?
      scary

    • @zeroedits7582
      @zeroedits7582 3 года назад

      @Roxy March when your entire personality is copied of someone 👀

  • @AtlasRega
    @AtlasRega 5 лет назад +332

    “Some say he was finnished”
    Somewhere in Finland...
    “No, he’s not ours. CHERNOBYL TAKE BACK ONE OF YOURS.”

    • @moonshine2973
      @moonshine2973 5 лет назад +1

      Omg that made my day

    • @ReniSings0
      @ReniSings0 5 лет назад

      Lool I`d gladly welcome them here !!

    • @peachlingpop1811
      @peachlingpop1811 5 лет назад

      Yes because Finnish people don’t promote their country enough asshole

  • @malcolmsargent1003
    @malcolmsargent1003 5 лет назад +684

    Who’s gonna tell him the fish is a carrot?

    • @ThatShortMexican
      @ThatShortMexican 5 лет назад +6

      I’ll do it .-.

    • @libbyclyde2281
      @libbyclyde2281 5 лет назад +21

      And if a fish was dead it would float on the top of the tank 😂 xx

    • @ellykindredzombie8198
      @ellykindredzombie8198 5 лет назад +9

      Malcolm Sargent what the fish can't be a carrot that's mental

    • @gwonaaa
      @gwonaaa 5 лет назад +4

      I thought it was a cow tongue.

    • @heyshitass3860
      @heyshitass3860 5 лет назад

      Elly KindredZombie you don’t get it...

  • @artistiquelife9577
    @artistiquelife9577 5 лет назад +555

    "i suggest switching to Colgate..."
    Me: well her being the colour of Colgate max white won't do anything so....go on...

    • @evieboo108
      @evieboo108 5 лет назад +18

      their pronouns are they/them

    • @waitahawhat
      @waitahawhat 5 лет назад +1

      He wasn’t talking about them being yellow. He was talking about the fake rotting lol.

    • @artistiquelife9577
      @artistiquelife9577 5 лет назад +1

      @@waitahawhat
      I know lol😂😂

  • @babydollsubliminals
    @babydollsubliminals 4 месяца назад +9

    Okk so as a hardcore Jazmin fan I’ll try to explain this as best I can,
    1. Jazmin is spelled Jazmin
    2. They aren’t a girl or a boy, that’s why the documentary says “genderless” and they use they/ them
    3. The dentist their friend Salvia, both of them dress up to feel happy, beautiful and fulfilled by their own standards, and try to have fun breaking toxic norms.
    They know it scares people but having the theatrical exaggerated effect is what makes it fun and interesting.
    4. The song is about loving someone when you’re scared to love, being obsessed and resenting yourself for it.
    And 5. Saccharine is an artificial sweetener, representing fake or toxic, feel bad or one way love. Jaz is at the dentist to try to fix the cavities it gave her, but nothings working which is the point. Btw labyrinth is iconic.

  • @santoselcuko8284
    @santoselcuko8284 5 лет назад +452

    No one:
    The worms in her music video: ALLO COME INSIDE AND MEET THE MISSUS

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 5 лет назад +4

      Your amazing. I'd give you gold for this comment if I could lmao

    • @jessikanation7326
      @jessikanation7326 5 лет назад +8

      Who me? Nah, I'm just a worm 🐛

    • @tianaskyelegg6201
      @tianaskyelegg6201 5 лет назад +4

      Who me? Nah I’m just a worm

    • @tianaskyelegg6201
      @tianaskyelegg6201 5 лет назад +1

      CrimsonLeo omg 😂😂 I didn’t see this until after I commented it

    • @Glamour_Toad
      @Glamour_Toad 5 лет назад

      It's not a her.

  • @jumanadarwish360
    @jumanadarwish360 4 года назад +4621

    Fun fact: the dentist is actually Jazmin's best friend

    • @grim9690
      @grim9690 4 года назад +132

      Yep! I love both Salvia and Jazmin sm

    • @ylosktl9482
      @ylosktl9482 4 года назад +24

      Yep

    • @charcoal222
      @charcoal222 4 года назад +47

      @Sharada Kelkar no lol, the person being the dentist is jazmin’s irl best friend

    • @luxurify1817
      @luxurify1817 4 года назад +13

      Its salvia xox

    • @maxbrennan1985
      @maxbrennan1985 4 года назад +10

      @@Jayden54321 why?

  • @amy-ys2fe
    @amy-ys2fe 5 лет назад +448

    I bet the dentist said after: *you're bleeding cause you dOnT FLOSS.*

    • @cadenjohnson2997
      @cadenjohnson2997 5 лет назад +2

      what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jordanxspn
      @jordanxspn 5 лет назад +18

      my dentist says that when my mouth starts bleeding but he literally uses the hook thing and scrapes the hell out of my gums. i don’t know if i’m seeing him anymore

    • @amy-ys2fe
      @amy-ys2fe 5 лет назад

      @@jordanxspn same ☻

  • @yasspur4838
    @yasspur4838 4 года назад +2748

    Jazmin isn’t dressed to impress men. They dress for themself. It’s what they love and what makes them happy. I don’t think *anyone* has the right to judge them for it.

    • @dragonsandangels2350
      @dragonsandangels2350 4 года назад +229

      That's honestly what I love the most about their style. They express themself freely and slay the look in general.

    • @jacksondickerson6873
      @jacksondickerson6873 4 года назад +125

      hang on a second, if you do anything publicly it gives people the right and opportunity to criticize, so technically people do have the right to judge, like i personally dislike the style but do i care what jazmin does? absolutely not

    • @yasspur4838
      @yasspur4838 4 года назад +159

      @@jacksondickerson6873 good for you, you have eyes. My point is, they aren’t dressing for attention.

    • @finnluster2542
      @finnluster2542 3 года назад +22

      THIS

    • @yourofficalkokichi7371
      @yourofficalkokichi7371 3 года назад +19

      Correct thank you

  • @shaynight_7925
    @shaynight_7925 5 лет назад +379

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    not even linda:
    daz for 12th time : "I'm moving"
    edit: lol nvm I see now that he's not moving, so we still can see this cool office 😌

    • @cheyennec.4298
      @cheyennec.4298 5 лет назад

      Zyleak, come on be nice. They probably haven't seen it yet.

    • @cheyennec.4298
      @cheyennec.4298 5 лет назад

      It's ok

    • @shaynight_7925
      @shaynight_7925 5 лет назад

      @@cheyennec.4298 Thank you for clarify that for me, my comment was made early 😌

  • @alixsey3394
    @alixsey3394 5 лет назад +237

    “Allo”
    “Did you just say hello?”
    “No I said ‘Allo’ but that’s close enough”
    I can’t believe Daz mentioned Labyrinth xD love that

  • @marigold1918
    @marigold1918 5 лет назад +461

    is no one gonna comment on: “it sounds like most of my fanfiction!” daz??? wanna explain???

    • @bluepoetrebel1146
      @bluepoetrebel1146 5 лет назад +5

      yeah, what do you mean Daz!? I'm a little scared now.

    • @just_ella793
      @just_ella793 5 лет назад +11

      Lol I think he means the fan fiction ppl write about him 💕

    • @artistiquelife9577
      @artistiquelife9577 5 лет назад +2

      Omg what I didn't hear him say that!!! Lol
      DAZ!!! Explanation!!??

  • @haunted_nights2461
    @haunted_nights2461 3 года назад +78

    I actually like Jasmin Bean's music, they're amazing.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 2 года назад

      Are they a group?

    • @moth8490
      @moth8490 Год назад +1

      @@fordshojoe8080 no it’s just jazmin

    • @fernybuns
      @fernybuns Год назад

      I agree😊

    • @LunarLotus184
      @LunarLotus184 Год назад +3

      @@fordshojoe8080 They're just one person, but they use They/Them pronouns

    • @mel_DeLux
      @mel_DeLux Год назад +1

      @@LunarLotus184If I’m honest I was told this, and I wish they were as kind as you :(

  • @niyatirudra4218
    @niyatirudra4218 5 лет назад +8681

    She seems like the exorcist version of Melanie Martinez

    • @someonesour
      @someonesour 5 лет назад +633

      Fashionista 360 Jazmin uses They and them instead of she and her...

    • @pepperedribs6953
      @pepperedribs6953 5 лет назад +92

      @@someonesour go back to california

    • @someonesour
      @someonesour 5 лет назад +326

      @Yusuf Bakr I’m not from California,maybe this is just a stupid joke but it’s not funny.

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 5 лет назад +550

      @@pepperedribs6953 Thanks for showing everyone that you're a sincerely gross person, love! Nonbinary people are real and offering them a modicum of human decency isn't bad. 🤗 Anyone who thinks otherwise is ignorant and needs to educate themselves. Maybe learn empathy as well.

    • @ahsael
      @ahsael 5 лет назад +150

      @@baraness24 ^^ Very much agree! 🌺

  • @lyeraspiderwick
    @lyeraspiderwick 5 лет назад +291

    Remember that vine when Daz was with his daughter and he said something like
    "Hey sweetie what you doing?"
    "playing with my new friend"
    "but we just moved i... *ball bounces itself in distance* annnd we're moving!"

  • @VxmpiresDxsire
    @VxmpiresDxsire 5 лет назад +300

    When someone mentions the labyrinth
    Them:
    Me: dOnT gO tHaT wAy NEVER go that way. If she goes that way she'll end up in the castle yes she will. Come say ello to the misses. 🤣🤣

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 5 лет назад +2

      Ohhhhh you're awesome for this comment c:

    • @Jimbo_Maza
      @Jimbo_Maza 5 лет назад +1

      " Come inside and have a cuppa tea "

    • @physicrecords5103
      @physicrecords5103 5 лет назад +3

      "Come inside and meet the misses" I really love that movie UvU

    • @alpacahat6771
      @alpacahat6771 4 года назад +2

      Holly when I hear “Labyrinth”
      All I hear is
      “YOUR MOTHER IS AN A A R D V A R K” from the little creature turning the floor tile around

    • @gallowshumour7077
      @gallowshumour7077 4 года назад +1

      We’ve seen of that David Bowie PP in the man who fell to earth and in labyrinth too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lillivlogs-w9v
    @lillivlogs-w9v 3 года назад +7

    Daz: the labyrinth with David Bowie
    me: I understand that reference

  • @saskiacarolan7033
    @saskiacarolan7033 5 лет назад +258

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Daz: Just wanna say the little lambs over there are me
    😂brilliant

  • @raesimmo4760
    @raesimmo4760 5 лет назад +400

    daz: “I want you to make me look like assassin”
    Me: *thinks of TikTok when that Russian woman was like* find natural colour, you naturally beautiful... I naturally want to be flamingo
    Edit: sorry everyone don’t hate me I didn’t know she wasn’t Russian, just went based on the accent ahaha

  • @planetelsie
    @planetelsie 5 лет назад +99

    Jasmin Bean: "Everything you do I'm obsessed with you"
    Daz: "That's Fine Love, but I suggest switching to Colgate"
    Me: *starts to remember Colgate commercials * Unlike ordinary toothpaste, Colgate Total fights bacteria.....
    😂😂

    • @jeremiahperko6071
      @jeremiahperko6071 5 лет назад

      I just realized saccharine means overly sweet
      And the teeth are based off of that,

  • @Azy_TheLagoon
    @Azy_TheLagoon Год назад +11

    I’m literally in love with her outfit and this song
    While Daz is terrified shitless. 😂

  • @isawiegand2764
    @isawiegand2764 5 лет назад +196

    this is the 1 out of 10 dentists that doesn’t recommend anything

  • @maximoose_
    @maximoose_ 5 лет назад +458

    Hello
    ...
    DAZZLERS
    *me deaf now*

  • @belladonnadark9238
    @belladonnadark9238 5 лет назад +95

    "Allo"
    "Did you just say hello?"
    "No, I said 'Allo' but that's close enough...Come inside and meet the Mrs."
    The labyrinth is my FAVORITE movie!

  • @the1r_b0y
    @the1r_b0y 3 года назад +87

    I’m probably weird but they actually look so pretty 🥺🥺

    • @eatmyshit8114
      @eatmyshit8114 3 года назад +19

      No I think they’re stunning too lol

    • @deathtothemonarchy3705
      @deathtothemonarchy3705 3 года назад +10

      Very gorgeous 😩

    • @ChexzMix
      @ChexzMix 3 года назад +6

      Why does Jazmine give off the Traumacore vibes??
      Is it just me?

    • @the1r_b0y
      @the1r_b0y 3 года назад +1

      @@ChexzMix i’ve actually never heard of traumacore

    • @ChexzMix
      @ChexzMix 3 года назад +4

      @@the1r_b0y it’s an aesthetic that gives off trauma related vibes(mostly like sexual abuse and things like that) idk why Traumacore is an aesthetic tho. Trauma isn’t cute.

  • @odinsutherin2880
    @odinsutherin2880 5 лет назад +1046

    She looks like if the clown IT had a daughter but a unicorn thru up on her.
    Edit: they/them. I am so sorry I did not know but they do be looking like a cute mesh of those characters 👌

    • @micxyvsp4893
      @micxyvsp4893 5 лет назад +23

      Orabelle Sutherin they/them are their pronouns

    • @evieboo108
      @evieboo108 5 лет назад +20

      they/them

    • @froggiebambino
      @froggiebambino 5 лет назад +4

      Orabelle Sutherin
      Exactly

    • @bellaa6943
      @bellaa6943 5 лет назад +10

      that hurted my feelings shes a good artist :')

    • @kenn.6
      @kenn.6 5 лет назад +14

      @@bellaa6943 they/them luv.

  • @tia-rex
    @tia-rex 5 лет назад +150

    Imagine being a cashier in tesco:
    "Hello there, did you find everything you were - HOLY JESUS WTF ARE YOU!?"

  • @mocknload9739
    @mocknload9739 5 лет назад +135

    "Did you just Say Hello?"
    "No I said Ello, but that's close enough"

  • @iceeblobs6345
    @iceeblobs6345 4 года назад +12

    2:00 pause and turn on subtitles...👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🍞🍞🍞

    • @ShougaNeraphiex
      @ShougaNeraphiex 3 года назад +3

      "Let ya clap up my buns I don't know man" ✋😭🤣

  • @Nancyfknspungen
    @Nancyfknspungen 4 года назад +274

    *ACTUALLY*
    Saccharine is used to refer to something excessively sweet and sentimental. Lol I'm extra

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 года назад

      thx lol

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 года назад +2

      also, hi there fellow crybaby

    • @savagemacke
      @savagemacke 4 года назад +2

      They remind me of a very very extra version of Mel

    • @Pp.lolita.dollie
      @Pp.lolita.dollie 4 года назад

      You’re not extra, just correct

    • @graceyunbludhaha9717
      @graceyunbludhaha9717 4 года назад

      @@bugfairy I'm a crybaby hello fellow crybaby

  • @tylacoutu6730
    @tylacoutu6730 5 лет назад +229

    Dentist- *PULLS ALL TEETH OUT*
    Dentist- *GIVES STICKER*
    Dentist- "ALL BETTER?"
    Me- * KILLS DENTIST*
    Me- * GIVES STICKER*
    Me- "ALL BETTER?"

  • @k80marie92
    @k80marie92 5 лет назад +51

    “Did you just say hello”
    “No I said Allô, but that’s close enough”

  • @deathtothemonarchy3705
    @deathtothemonarchy3705 3 года назад +31

    Omg I actually love jazmin. Their music is really good and they’re like so sweet 😭😭

  • @julianalopez9163
    @julianalopez9163 5 лет назад +265

    Vine that came to mind
    Dentist: here's a sticker. All better?
    Daz: *kicks doctor in face* all better!? 😅🤣

  • @lexiehayes8240
    @lexiehayes8240 4 года назад +110

    they're actually such a sweet person. I've had a few interactions with them being in the makeup community. Theyre such a cool person

  • @s.c.0_o
    @s.c.0_o 5 лет назад +81

    Me: my mouth bleeding from the dentist
    My dentist: here, have a sticker
    Me: 😐 🔪

  • @Demondayzzzz
    @Demondayzzzz 3 года назад +9

    Daz trying to pronounce the music video name:
    The demon he spawned: ;)

  • @phoebe1018
    @phoebe1018 5 лет назад +107

    A wise man once said:
    There’s nothing like the sound of music.
    To one, it can be entertainment.
    To another, it can be life and it’s greatness.
    But to all, it can be an inspiration.
    When you sing, you let yourself free.
    Families, Towns, Countries have the ability to spread all their voices into one to make what we call music.
    You can play all the instruments in the world, but it will never be called music without a voice.
    Music is life
    Music is love
    Music is happiness
    Music is freedom
    Music is us.
    Jasmin: imma bout to end this mans whole career...

    • @jemmajarman9411
      @jemmajarman9411 5 лет назад +1

      I wasn’t bothered to read it but I liked it 😄😄😃😁😆

    • @phoebe1018
      @phoebe1018 5 лет назад

      Thanks I kind of just thought of random inspirational sentences and put them together

  • @ImoLP
    @ImoLP 5 лет назад +53

    Me: * sees the worm things and immediately thinks of Labyrinth *
    Daz: have you ever seen Labyrinth, you know, with David Bowie?
    omg Daz you are a wizard!!!

    • @ahsael
      @ahsael 5 лет назад +1

      Yassss! 🌺

    • @Aimeecinnamonsweets
      @Aimeecinnamonsweets 5 лет назад +2

      Dance Magic Dance

    • @morganodonnell608
      @morganodonnell608 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha! I was actually thinking the same before he said it 😋

    • @ImoLP
      @ImoLP 5 лет назад +1

      I should’ve said Daz is a Goblin King...

  • @abusementpark926
    @abusementpark926 5 лет назад +68

    5:33
    "That piercing...why?why ?why?"
    Me, who has that piercing: damn..okay ;-;

    • @lorenmaii7879
      @lorenmaii7879 5 лет назад +3

      Same😂😂

    • @sophierose9572
      @sophierose9572 5 лет назад +1

      Abusement Park i love your user name

    • @Strberryswrl
      @Strberryswrl 2 года назад

      ah, dont listen to it you're cool and so am i and jazmin people who speak like this r assholes who dont understand expression. (besides daz he probably didn't mean it like that haha)

  • @arunadevilliers3065
    @arunadevilliers3065 3 года назад +10

    Just maybe to help put on what the song is about XD:
    Saccharine is an artificial sweetener, so the dentist and cavities is because of that.
    Then the rest, singing about how she wants to "cut them up and bake them" and such is because they're so sweet she just wants to eat them up.
    Then talking about, "you make me afraid, come closer wait no go away" and "caring for anyone makes me want to scream" shes saying how shes not used to being this obsessed with someone and shes scared about actually loving them, they might "give her cavities" so on so on....
    Anyway yeah just thought I'd help out XD
    Never seen the music video before... this is slightly fvcken terrifying XD

  • @elainalewis5630
    @elainalewis5630 5 лет назад +315

    Why are they lowkey so cool looking tho. Like they look really cool, I can't even do make up at all and look at them.

    • @fakelilpeep
      @fakelilpeep 4 года назад +44

      I met them a bit ago, and their actually the sweetest person I know. It's sad people don't see past the creepy aesthetic

    • @fakelilpeep
      @fakelilpeep 4 года назад +22

      SeriousName that doesn’t mean they don’t want pronouns

    • @fakelilpeep
      @fakelilpeep 4 года назад

      SeriousName yeah maybe 😐

    • @kaiVr
      @kaiVr 4 года назад +2

      She is a fucking demon you do not want to look like that.

    • @theestherverse6871
      @theestherverse6871 4 года назад +12

      SeriousName what do you mean “being a girl” do you mean the pink? Cause that’s not a “girl color” or do you mean the outfit? Because that isn’t specified to girls either

  • @nickademus30
    @nickademus30 4 года назад +59

    Me: So, how do you solve your problems?
    Daz: Go on Dr Phil.

  • @alannahmcelvaney2490
    @alannahmcelvaney2490 5 лет назад +163

    Linda: *finished can of spray*
    Daz:it's free real estate
    Dazzlers:it's free real estate
    Linda:not again

    • @littlesix7937
      @littlesix7937 5 лет назад +3

      Your profile picture gave me a panic attack thanks

    • @gozoqfn
      @gozoqfn 4 года назад

      No Soheila

  • @cameronhughes7235
    @cameronhughes7235 3 года назад +13

    Any one wonder when he yells Linda his daughter just looks up for a second.......and wonders who Linda is and why Daz is going mental

  • @Crybabypvnk
    @Crybabypvnk 5 лет назад +554

    Their singing is actually fire but everything else I’m like uncomfortable lmao

    • @wandaselixr
      @wandaselixr 5 лет назад +5

      their*

    • @Crybabypvnk
      @Crybabypvnk 5 лет назад +8

      suga coffee oh yes sorry about that I’ll change it

    • @wandaselixr
      @wandaselixr 5 лет назад +5

      @@Crybabypvnk sorry if my wording was too aggressive but thank you it means a lot

    • @avriltosh4265
      @avriltosh4265 5 лет назад +2

      I got sick at the sight of the fake/real blood but yeah the singing is fire

    • @Crybabypvnk
      @Crybabypvnk 5 лет назад +4

      suga coffee no it wasn’t at all, it’s all good :)

  • @klvns
    @klvns 5 лет назад +75

    Nobody:
    Automatic subtitles : *Husker Douglas Does Games*

  • @Phoenix.14
    @Phoenix.14 5 лет назад +78

    *sees fish with no fins*
    Daz- Some says he was _finnished_
    Me- _WHEEZE_

  • @jdalton1614
    @jdalton1614 4 года назад +8

    I think the metaphor is that they're scared of falling for someone and even though it sounds amazing they have to stop themselves and loving that person is like having a sweet tooth and they need to get it removed/fixed

    • @pea_soup8457
      @pea_soup8457 3 года назад

      actually thats really smart.

  • @annie-no2xn
    @annie-no2xn 4 года назад +1713

    “GENDERLESS monster”
    Daz throughout the whole video: SHE
    edit: stop replying to this its been a year idc anymore 💀

    • @KaraBearuhh
      @KaraBearuhh 4 года назад +217

      Well sometimes people don't understand or forget about it. Also you wouldn't know their pronouns unless you go onto their IG or read the title fully. No hate or anything towards you just saying

    • @annie-no2xn
      @annie-no2xn 4 года назад +123

      SimplyDivine Yeah I guess. Although, when making a full RUclips video making fun of someone, the least he could do is a bit of research

    • @KaraBearuhh
      @KaraBearuhh 4 года назад +34

      @@annie-no2xn Sorry for the late reply. Yeah I fully agree with you on that.

    • @ev9757
      @ev9757 4 года назад +7

      @SeriousName bruh

    • @jodiewalker5766
      @jodiewalker5766 4 года назад +33

      annie he wasn’t making fun he was joking,they’re different things

  • @sleepykels2052
    @sleepykels2052 5 лет назад +50

    1:06 |
    Daz: *when he try’s to pronounce a word called saccharine”
    Me: And I Oop
    *my mum In the room and hears daz trying pronounce it and she looks down as if to say “what have I witnessed”*

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 5 лет назад

      Cannae believe daz hasnae heard of saccharine, it's sweetener Daz. For in tea, coffee, baking. 😂

  • @Ghost_cattz
    @Ghost_cattz 5 лет назад +399

    No one:
    Not a human nor...alien:
    No even me:
    These comments: *whO hAs bEeN a Fan bEforE 2019?!?*
    Me: “WHY ARE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO?!”

  • @rebsgf
    @rebsgf 3 года назад +9

    jasmine bean is actully a great singer, one of my favorites. and the style is basiclly alt

  • @jamiehay1027
    @jamiehay1027 5 лет назад +34

    *"Some say he was finished"* - Daz 2019

  • @Phoenix.14
    @Phoenix.14 5 лет назад +14

    Actual footage of what runs through a child's mind when you tell them they're going to the dentist

  • @ashleypayne2951
    @ashleypayne2951 5 лет назад +269

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Literally nobody at all:
    My brain: jasmin 🅱️ean
    Edit: omfg this the the most likes I've ever gotten tysm

  • @Yourkuromiz
    @Yourkuromiz 3 года назад +8

    Daz: tries to pronounce saccharine
    Me : laughing so hard

  • @mrkankoo
    @mrkankoo 5 лет назад +78

    " Ello"
    "Did .... you just say hello"
    "No i said ello but close enough"
    Jesus i love that bit hes so cute

    • @TheWiseCollector
      @TheWiseCollector 5 лет назад +1

      Laberthinth

    • @physicrecords5103
      @physicrecords5103 5 лет назад +1

      He was my favorite character xD "Don't go that way! NEVER go that way!"...."If she would've gone that way she would've gotten straight to the castle" **Shakes head in tiny worm**

  • @unisocks4592
    @unisocks4592 5 лет назад +49

    That’s weird because I just started listening to Jasmin Bean

  • @Ivyyyy..
    @Ivyyyy.. 4 года назад +60

    I've never been more scared of the dentistry field more than I am right now...

  • @XageTheStupid
    @XageTheStupid 8 месяцев назад +3

    I went through every single stage of grief everytime this dude referred to jaz with she/her

    • @crackerscheese33
      @crackerscheese33 6 дней назад

      No you didn't. You came on here to virtue signal with this comment.
      The artiste is a woman, a fully grown adult female. Time you grew up too.

  • @raffie_exe
    @raffie_exe 5 лет назад +63

    they used to go to my school and they’re actually genuinely sweet and really funny
    edit : yes they rlly did dress similar to that at school

    • @sd5371
      @sd5371 5 лет назад +2

      In this episode of "not true and I am only seeking likes"

    • @sw9818
      @sw9818 5 лет назад +2

      Raffie X just call her 'she' stop with the stupid non binary shit she's a she end of.

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 5 лет назад +11

      Sophie 98 why is it so hard for you to accept other people’s pronouns? are you really that sensitive?

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 5 лет назад +3

      @@sw9818 Even if I don't agree with you I'd like to hear you out so if you're not a troll just elaborate on your point, why is being non-binary stupid and why should they be referred to using "she"

    • @bknighttheemo8756
      @bknighttheemo8756 5 лет назад +1

      Cool they sound really cool and it seems they are really talented too I really hope they get recognition!

  • @KurtisYT
    @KurtisYT 5 лет назад +37

    Video starts:
    *Sees pink*
    *Belphine Delphine flashbacks*

  • @inayahcee3131
    @inayahcee3131 5 лет назад +78

    They're trying to be a darker, more horrendous version of Melanie Martinez

  • @gayandtired5370
    @gayandtired5370 4 года назад +10

    5:25 can we stop telling anyone who’s not a man that they have to cater to what men want them to look like. we do not exist to be decorations for men or for men to sexualise. just let people dress in a way that makes them happy. and as for the piercing they got it because they liked it if you don’t like it that’s fine don’t get one but that doesn’t mean other people can’t. and can we also respect people’s pronouns? just because jasmin wears a skirt doesn’t automatically make them female.

  • @thanos8145
    @thanos8145 4 года назад +31

    “I didn’t mean that way she could’ve got straight to the castle” -weird wall creature

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 5 лет назад +700

    Creepy, but her singing is beautiful!
    Question: are those her real teeth?

    • @xeixie4767
      @xeixie4767 5 лет назад +20

      Kairo Schmitz lol I hope not

    • @hellokitty0051
      @hellokitty0051 5 лет назад +63

      No, they're not her real teeth lol

    • @rannivvitch
      @rannivvitch 5 лет назад +26

      No they aren't:)

    • @garlic3961
      @garlic3961 5 лет назад +4

      No theg arent

    • @Dizzy8203
      @Dizzy8203 5 лет назад +9

      If they were could you imagine doing that for a music video?!?! But also I see where your coming from. The bloody gums looked very realistic to me too

  • @kate5520
    @kate5520 5 лет назад +107

    Why is everyone asking if they were a fan before 2019? Even if you started watching Daz like a week ago and his videos and content make your day better and make you laugh it really doesn't matter. Lol I sounded like a grandma but I just don't understand the meaning pf those comments 😂

    • @sweeperboy
      @sweeperboy 5 лет назад +2

      They're effectively asking for likes since most people will have been fans before 2019.

    • @thomashardacre
      @thomashardacre 5 лет назад

      BuT weRe YoOouU a FaN bEfoRe 2o19?

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 5 лет назад

      People begging for likes 😧 uuuuurgh 😝

  • @Layla-smedley
    @Layla-smedley 3 года назад +2

    Daz: “OK I’m back :)”
    Daz: *laughs*
    Me:*laughs*
    Me: HE IS CONTAGIOUS! ( his laugh )

  • @hannacarey1408
    @hannacarey1408 4 года назад +136

    Who doesn't know the movie Labyrinth .Rip David Bowie

    • @emilyn7361
      @emilyn7361 4 года назад +1

      Its a really good movie

    • @jaxonbrown29
      @jaxonbrown29 4 года назад

      It was a great movie
      Edit: I meant "is" not was I'm bad at typing.

  • @tobaccopanda6154
    @tobaccopanda6154 5 лет назад +97

    Daz: I’m moving again
    Me: remembers vine of:
    Daz: *lefts up handle of suitcase* and were moving...

  • @v01dst3rr3m1x
    @v01dst3rr3m1x 5 лет назад +172

    This looks like Melanie Martinez’s weird cousin lol
    (Just my first impression no offense to all her fans or whatever)

    • @evieboo108
      @evieboo108 5 лет назад +3

      jaz's pronouns are they/them

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 5 лет назад +2

      It's funny some of their fans are so annoyed with people comparing them 🙄.

    • @KaraBearuhh
      @KaraBearuhh 5 лет назад

      @bubblez Actually they/them! Their Instagram says it love.

    • @wooygif
      @wooygif 5 лет назад +3

      @@KaraBearuhh then why did you just call her a her?

    • @KaraBearuhh
      @KaraBearuhh 5 лет назад

      @@wooygif Oh jesus i didn't mean to. I had just gotten into them and i guess even i forgot to call them by their pronouns! Sorry!

  • @trashmouthkasprack5616
    @trashmouthkasprack5616 3 года назад +34

    Daz:I’m become in genderless monster
    Also daz: SHE

    • @kirstenxo4577
      @kirstenxo4577 3 года назад +7

      its called an accident

    • @trashmouthkasprack5616
      @trashmouthkasprack5616 3 года назад +2

      @@kirstenxo4577 yep, and I’m commenting to hopefully help him correct himself in the future?

    • @nonimous2253
      @nonimous2253 3 года назад +1

      Thats what I was thinking lmao

    • @marinaogris8059
      @marinaogris8059 3 года назад +2

      Because she's obviously a girl wtfdym

    • @veniceicesea
      @veniceicesea 3 года назад +2

      It was an accident

  • @Aprilcutlerr
    @Aprilcutlerr 5 лет назад +451

    She’s like a low-budget Melanie Martinez.

    • @jellychampagne4368
      @jellychampagne4368 5 лет назад +105

      @@urinternetgf4331 mel isn't a rapist. Those accusations were false. Please check your facts first love, have a good day

    • @leonecarter9882
      @leonecarter9882 5 лет назад +47

      @Lemon you really need to keep your facts up to date lmao

    • @cherryg2537
      @cherryg2537 5 лет назад +61

      Mel actually supports her. She literally just put her on her Insta story and told people to listen to her. Also, no one is another person. Jazmin and Mel are there own people.

    • @benny5516
      @benny5516 5 лет назад +18

      @@jellychampagne4368 facts

    • @甘い悲劇
      @甘い悲劇 5 лет назад +10

      I was thinking that it reminded me of one of her songs, god I love her

  • @unu_ya
    @unu_ya 5 лет назад +109

    Stop asking who’s here in 2019 and start asking where did the fish fins go

  • @user-zj6fp9uk2r
    @user-zj6fp9uk2r 5 лет назад +54

    Me: already scared of dentist and then see this ,
    Me:well I'm never going back to the dentist

  • @lucywalker2047
    @lucywalker2047 3 года назад +2

    I was crying rlly badly so I decided to watch ur vids and now I’m okay :) I atually laughed for the first time in a long time thank you u saved my life I was ready to give up on everything but then I started watching u and u have changed everything:) thank you