+Impact Of Tesseract That is fantastic! I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as you did! If you are interested in lesser known (but still great games,) you should subscribe! I've also done a Paradise Lost speed run of the same quality that you can check out on my channel!
+Tuto Crack FR If what you are asking is, "How long did it take you to complete this run on impossible difficulty from 'A to Z'?" My answer is that it took me nearly 7 days to record this run and another 7 days to record Paradise Lost. I'm pretty sure that is what you were asking, if not, feel free to correct me!
It was in fact an interesting day, like the ones Postal Dude's dad had. If T. Dude Senior brought terror wherever he went, who's not to say his son wouldn't?
When I began my Impossible run, I quickly understood that I won't be able to get through the city without any decent weapons. So what I decided is to get into Taliban base and snatch some guns. What ended up happening is me going through ALL of their base and killing everyone, and only then proceeding with normal playthrough. When I finally completed my run I was heavily frustrated but also very proud of myself. And now I saw this video and I feel like I'm really bad at this game. Dude, you really are legend, I didn't even think about pissing into bystanders strategy, ended up cornered in the 1st day near laundry. I don't even know how i survived there.
That was extraordinary. I can't imagine how long this must have been to make, even managing to know this hell of a game by heart. Great job man. Also, the Gary Coleman's backstab at 11:20 had me in fucking tears.
It may surprise you, but I actually spent just one week practicing for the run and recording it. Gary Coleman was the only reason why I picked up the butterfly knife; he was definitely an obstacle to my plans.
You should notice that the video skips a few moments before that shot happens. I used a save-state there to make sure that my jump-shot is MLG l337 enough for my viewers :D.
+kevin subrt Well, I'm just shy of 100 hours of gameplay in Postal 2 and Paradise Lost combined. I'd reckon that I split the time played by each relatively evenly, but I also played Apocalypse Weekend a couple times through (maybe 7 hours worth?) I would guess anywhere from 40 to 50 hours for the run you are currently watching (~7 play throughs as well as goofing around). Have you checked out my other two Postal 2 speed runs?
I love this video. The movement, the shortcuts, the parkour, the tricks, the entertainment value this video has. I'm not even a fan of speedrun videos like this but I guess I'm going to become one
It wouldn't unless if you are able to do so with the sheer pressure of urea, shooting from your gentleman's sausage. Moses allegedly had a friend in high position to help him pull his trick off.
Just now do I realize just how much planning it probably took to actually make this game. Though I wonder, how would this work this way without the sewer?
Planning this probably took much time. But it's just 40 minute speedrun, and what about speedrunning game where it lasts more than 10 hours (e.g. GTA V 100%)?
+pesta388 You are the first person that noticed that! That was done as a request from a friend, plus I'm always looking for ways of making my speed runs more enjoyable.
the best part of this run is you blowing vince dezi’s head off so fucking fast. no hesitation, just one minute he’s there! the next he’s at the pearly gates. fucking gold.
+Patrick Bateman I hope so too, but only time will tell. I can't complain because this is my most popular video. I've also done Paradise lost if you want to check that out.
Always a funny reaction and it is actually useful too; by interrupting their dialogue, I can prolong their desire to draw arms and fire. And for the last part, I'm always happy to entertain :D
Really good job, this video is great. I played this game in France a few years ago and completed the lot, bloody fun game, but very dark. I also love how on impossible mode every NPC has a stick of dynamite to spare, or even the occasional rocket launcher.
I dunno who this character is but dang!! Only some badass like him can take something as mundane as going to the store to get milk or getting a bite to eat at a chicken restaurant and turn it into an action movie full of murder and explosions.
Me too (well early teens) .. Literally the best example of what parents think 'video games' are, violent, brutal, rude, disgusting etc yet didn't effect me one bit.
Hammered Veracity us at school too when we were like 8 or 9? in school we just talked about supressing guns with cat and decapitating cops... our teacher was like "what are you kids into today"
You should try and speedrun the new difficulty they added on Postal 2 on the 20th Anniversary, the difficulty is called "Ludicrous" difficulty that has even more apeshit than "Impossible" Here's a list of the new things that brings "Ludicrous" You can only carry a limited about of weapons Your ammo capacity is reduced by 50% Catnip has a reduced duration Special damage like: Dismemberment and shotguns fired at a short range will Insta-Kill you You won't get an unlimited Bass-Sniffer and the "Choppy" Plug-In is removed Now *most of* the bystander's weapons will no longer drop but you can still get the ammo if you are lucky And such more surprises... *Warning slight spoiler:* There's a chance that an NPC will dual-wield any weapons such as a Pistol to a Mini-Nuke Launcher So be careful around bystanders Dual-Wielding Sawn-Off even an NPC wielding a Machete I hope you see this comment and if you do... Post a video that will probably take 2 to 3 weeks to make it due to being so difficult
I feel like the RNG would be crazy in this game lol. but urinating on the computer always seems to have the same result. also the grenade kick at 34:26 is pretty badass haha
For a single segment run of this game, yes it is. The bystanders are located in different locations each time you enter an area and they carry different weapons each time as well. It wouldn't be too bad at all if I wasn't playing on Impossible difficulty, but this means that anyone has the potential at any given moment to pull out a napalm or rocket launcher on me (very scary!)
Misread this as Portal 2 since i was on a HL2 speedrun before AutoPlay took over and was quite surprised at what seemed to be a ridiculous amount of mods.
Ah yes... typical day in Paradise city! complete chaos all around, screams of pain, explosions, shots... and the Dude runs joyfully jumping and peeing on everyone
***** thats the only part i can remember i cant remember what the other transition thingys said... something about black smoke and come little insects and see the web we've woven
My first play through was insane-o, really fun experience because of the NPCs having all kinds of weird weapons, explosives and accidentally killing others. Whole kind of fun chaos. However, the moment you reach the linear sections of the game, where you fight tough enemies and the final boss having too much HP, the game becomes tedious despite you having the best weapons in abundance. The problem is mostly the AI being faster than Lucky Luke and so you always get damage in most encounters. And there it comes ludicrous difficulty. Easily made just to "shut up" players brave enough to say "Impossible was too easy". Funny, the eye and the mind will never be full, it will want more. Ludicrous is fitting for the RWS style and goes to show how difficulty is for specific players. Not made to prove you're the best, just there to see if you can handle it. As along you're having fun, it is good enough. Insane -o prove fun, aside from specific sections.
In case anyone wonders why they jump before kicking doors open: Normally, pressing the kick button will halt your movement for a moment. But not if you're in the air. Fly kicks are also faster than just walking into them since you're temporarily blocked by the door until it moves out of the way.
+Wircea That part required a lot of trial and error, you just have to know where the priest is and find that 'perfect' trajectory. Also, I know I hit him when the cut-scene starts.
quite impressive, i did impossible mode and beat it in two hours, it kinda felt like an eternity though as getting shot at all the time was annoying as hell, and i took yhe time to remove arms from the shooters with what available arsenal i had each day
Two hours? That's pretty damn respectable for a single-segment run of this difficulty, I don't suppose you also had the bystander population maxed out too?
Acid H2SO4 I did not, I do not have the proper software for recording, because I rarely use my computer for much these days and I don't do many speed runs on games that i have on my PC
So you said you did HOW many things? This game may not have much logic, but your run is actually more logical than the game itself, which makes it better.
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
47:29 Ending the speedrun with an MLG 360 no scope is probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
The beauty of segmented speedruns. You can do anything without the risk of ruining the run.
47:39*
You know something's wrong if Mrs. Dude is actually the LEAST aggressive character in the game...
It might be the only reason why he married her in this psychotic reality.
Gahaahahahah awesome comment
@@Useless-NPC at least she gets her milk
Hey, Mr. Dude was pretty peaceful, all things considered
Х
Never thought I'd live to see legit piss strats.
Use them or DIE in this environment!
Useless NPC Piss is OP
6:15
Funniest part in the entire run. No hesitation whatsoever
he just walks in and says SHUT UP
And even 11:24 , didnt expected that XDD
*Blows up Church* SINS CONFESSED
>stabs Gary Coleman in the back
>”get Gary Coleman’s signature completed”
Man, I sure do love Postal 2
Actually because he drops a copy of the book when he dies
This run is simply incredible. Probably one of the most impressive runs I've ever seen.
+Impact Of Tesseract That is fantastic! I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as you did! If you are interested in lesser known (but still great games,) you should subscribe! I've also done a Paradise Lost speed run of the same quality that you can check out on my channel!
+Useless NPC damn son
Yes, I will after my school semester ends.
+Tuto Crack FR If what you are asking is, "How long did it take you to complete this run on impossible difficulty from 'A to Z'?" My answer is that it took me nearly 7 days to record this run and another 7 days to record Paradise Lost. I'm pretty sure that is what you were asking, if not, feel free to correct me!
+Tuto Crack FR I have all those unlocked, the Halloween holiday event would actually lead to an interesting run.
You know a speed run is gonna be good when it begins with a flying kick through a door
Ending is even better!
Wow. This was extremely satisfying to watch. Bloody good job.
Thanks :D
"I can tell this is gonna be an interesting day". You got that right!
The to-do list is always fresh and interesting in Paradise, AZ :D
It was in fact an interesting day, like the ones Postal Dude's dad had. If T. Dude Senior brought terror wherever he went, who's not to say his son wouldn't?
When a middle aged Woman pulls a f@cking rocket luncher out you know things are ganna be fun
@@Frombeyondthehorizon6860exactly
That's a lot of pee. Remember kids, drink plenty of water.
It could save your life someday :o
drinking too much water can actually be toxic to you
@@sadizz455 Not if you pee it all out.
@@Useless-NPC Like from burning to death!
@@sadizz455 yeah like 20 liters
34:25 "I don't feel better already"
12:53 *sins confessed*
How is that work?
When I began my Impossible run, I quickly understood that I won't be able to get through the city without any decent weapons. So what I decided is to get into Taliban base and snatch some guns. What ended up happening is me going through ALL of their base and killing everyone, and only then proceeding with normal playthrough. When I finally completed my run I was heavily frustrated but also very proud of myself. And now I saw this video and I feel like I'm really bad at this game. Dude, you really are legend, I didn't even think about pissing into bystanders strategy, ended up cornered in the 1st day near laundry. I don't even know how i survived there.
That was extraordinary. I can't imagine how long this must have been to make, even managing to know this hell of a game by heart. Great job man.
Also, the Gary Coleman's backstab at 11:20 had me in fucking tears.
It may surprise you, but I actually spent just one week practicing for the run and recording it. Gary Coleman was the only reason why I picked up the butterfly knife; he was definitely an obstacle to my plans.
12:28 You were very lucky as they missed almost all the shots and left you that 2HP lol
But then again he might have tried it countless times before since this is a segmented speed run.
26:22 - "As I planning!"
38:51 - "It's about time, yellow t-shirt lady"
47:39
Done as a request from my buddy!
Useless NPC It was a very nice shot, considering that the sniper rifle shoots in random positions when unscoped. Nice job!
You should notice that the video skips a few moments before that shot happens. I used a save-state there to make sure that my jump-shot is MLG l337 enough for my viewers :D.
Useless NPC D-D-D-Damn son!
FaZe
6:15 how to pick up check
ITS SO FUNNY THE WAY HE KILLS HIM
It was so quick and out of the blue omg lmao
2:19 I didn't even know the bank even had this passage wtf
Neither did i lol
Yea it's a steam achievment
I always wondered where that vent went because it can only be opened from one side and now I know
@@beans8059 both sides
@@beans8059 oh
I can't imagine watching this speedrun without any prior knowledge of postal
It would definitely be more rewarding to know where I'm going :D
damm that 360 at the end make me laugh so hard XD
+sgt. vinkoven I laughed pretty hard while recording it!
X)
+Useless NPC Awesome!! You are the Pro of Postal II, on IMPOSSIBLE i died even when i steped on road :DD . Great!
:D How long have this took you to teach and do this speedrun?
+kevin subrt Well, I'm just shy of 100 hours of gameplay in Postal 2 and Paradise Lost combined. I'd reckon that I split the time played by each relatively evenly, but I also played Apocalypse Weekend a couple times through (maybe 7 hours worth?) I would guess anywhere from 40 to 50 hours for the run you are currently watching (~7 play throughs as well as goofing around).
Have you checked out my other two Postal 2 speed runs?
"hey"
"GET THE FUCK DOWN!!"
*Stares in confusion as to why the dude didn't urinate on them*
06:52 a USB device has been disconnected.
21:31 Yeee *DENIED*
It's a f#ckin' classic! Even gta series can't beat this madness!
29:30 Man he´s Moses!
Respect from Russia. Tons of pleasure in every day of week, every quest. Super, spectacular, done with ease. Great job, perfect!
I love this video. The movement, the shortcuts, the parkour, the tricks, the entertainment value this video has. I'm not even a fan of speedrun videos like this but I guess I'm going to become one
One of the best speedruns I've ever seen, keep up the good work man.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
One of my favorite speedruns... I hope you keep getting better at it! Great work!
+Leo F. Thanks! I'm glad that you hold my speed run in such a good light :D
Ahhh yes. Now THIS is a true simulation of real life America
Fuck yeah.
Im glad i live in russia
@@romanko2141True. The only violent thing that Russia has done is invade Ukraine.
@@FizzyArtCola so true!
I shall now award you with this virtual medal to congratulate you on making this fine comment.
🏅
29:30 Well piss on me and call me Moses
Parting the highly contaminated, and not so deep drainage ditch. Hmm, doesn't sound as impressive as Moses's feat.
It wouldn't unless if you are able to do so with the sheer pressure of urea, shooting from your gentleman's sausage.
Moses allegedly had a friend in high position to help him pull his trick off.
Just now do I realize just how much planning it probably took to actually make this game. Though I wonder, how would this work this way without the sewer?
Planning this probably took much time. But it's just 40 minute speedrun, and what about speedrunning game where it lasts more than 10 hours (e.g. GTA V 100%)?
ludicrous difficulty: hi there
One of the speedruns I always come back to. Always so entertaining.
i remember when it took me 1 hour to realise what to do in first day.
Now where is that display map button again? Flips desk.
pretty huge accomplishment, nice run!
The most hilarious speed run ever 😂🤣 you can really tell the runner has actual personality as well. Absolutely amazing run 😂😂
this guy should come back and do the ludicrous difficulty speedrun
dat 360 noscope at the end :d you totally blazed it!!
+pesta388 You are the first person that noticed that! That was done as a request from a friend, plus I'm always looking for ways of making my speed runs more enjoyable.
Never seen a game protagonist so "pissed".
They say it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
this was an absolute treat to watch, and i learned so much from it
the best part of this run is you blowing vince dezi’s head off so fucking fast. no hesitation, just one minute he’s there! the next he’s at the pearly gates. fucking gold.
25:24 i have to admit one of the smartest move out of entire video.
That skip was not discovered by me. Can't take the credit for that one.
This was amazing mate and extremely underrated. I hope more people see this, it was fantastic
+Patrick Bateman I hope so too, but only time will tell. I can't complain because this is my most popular video. I've also done Paradise lost if you want to check that out.
6:17, cool kill XD
lel
Тоже понравился момент
42:16 "i don't like how-"
39:04
Ped: "Hey you!"
Dude: "Get the fuck down"
Made me laugh there. Good run btw! and an even better 360 sniper shot too
Always a funny reaction and it is actually useful too; by interrupting their dialogue, I can prolong their desire to draw arms and fire. And for the last part, I'm always happy to entertain :D
Really good job, this video is great. I played this game in France a few years ago and completed the lot, bloody fun game, but very dark.
I also love how on impossible mode every NPC has a stick of dynamite to spare, or even the occasional rocket launcher.
I read portal 2 and i was like:" Wtf is this shit". and then i realised it's postal 2.
RWS used that as a joke when trying to get greenlit, you can see it on the petition clipboard if watch the appropriate video.
same
I dunno who this character is but dang!! Only some badass like him can take something as mundane as going to the store to get milk or getting a bite to eat at a chicken restaurant and turn it into an action movie full of murder and explosions.
He's just some guy who lives in a slightly hostile neighborhood.
360 no scope at the end lol
Loved this game when I was a kid
Me too (well early teens) .. Literally the best example of what parents think 'video games' are, violent, brutal, rude, disgusting etc yet didn't effect me one bit.
totally agree, they do provocative stuff, make us angry and then say it's all those games
Hammered Veracity us at school too when we were like 8 or 9? in school we just talked about supressing guns with cat and decapitating cops... our teacher was like "what are you kids into today"
Postal 2 as a childhood game, sounds appropriate :o
True, I played on my moms boyfriends computer. She didn't know haha
That guy has a spare bladder in his pocket. Or two.
You should try and speedrun the new difficulty they added on Postal 2 on the 20th Anniversary, the difficulty is called "Ludicrous" difficulty that has even more apeshit than "Impossible"
Here's a list of the new things that brings "Ludicrous"
You can only carry a limited about of weapons
Your ammo capacity is reduced by 50%
Catnip has a reduced duration
Special damage like: Dismemberment and shotguns fired at a short range will Insta-Kill you
You won't get an unlimited Bass-Sniffer and the "Choppy" Plug-In is removed
Now *most of* the bystander's weapons will no longer drop but you can still get the ammo if you are lucky
And such more surprises...
*Warning slight spoiler:* There's a chance that an NPC will dual-wield any weapons such as a Pistol to a Mini-Nuke Launcher
So be careful around bystanders Dual-Wielding Sawn-Off even an NPC wielding a Machete
I hope you see this comment and if you do... Post a video that will probably take 2 to 3 weeks to make it due to being so difficult
47:38 that's some balsy move right there
How does this guy not have at least a thousand subs already. I keep coming back to this video.
I need more content for more subs ;_;
Useless NPC that's some bullshit. Look how many views this one video has.
dat 360 no scope at the end was legendary
Aww yiss :D
I feel like the RNG would be crazy in this game lol. but urinating on the computer always seems to have the same result. also the grenade kick at 34:26 is pretty badass haha
For a single segment run of this game, yes it is. The bystanders are located in different locations each time you enter an area and they carry different weapons each time as well. It wouldn't be too bad at all if I wasn't playing on Impossible difficulty, but this means that anyone has the potential at any given moment to pull out a napalm or rocket launcher on me (very scary!)
this lets play kind of helped since I got lost a little bit here and there playing this game is helping me keep my sanity
If it's good for your sanity it's good for me :D
I've played this game so many times as a kid. Watching this made me want to play it again because it's so fun.
Make sure to play the definitive Steam version! It's currently $0.99 to relive your memories :D
Misread this as Portal 2 since i was on a HL2 speedrun before AutoPlay took over and was quite surprised at what seemed to be a ridiculous amount of mods.
*10 minutes in* Aren't there supposed to be portals in this < . >
Late answer but i always misread postal as portal .
This is a lot more interesting to watch than the typical "always play everything on easy because it's faster" runs
Easy-Difficulty speed runs aren't normally as fun to watch. My channel is about trying to complete games as fast *and entertaining* as possible.
1:26 this part was hilarious 😂
This video is awesome: I already love this game so much and you have inspired me to speed run it
Very good run man
Heads up, JC!
Thanks, You probably could have been of use with the Post Office bomb. "A Bomb!" :D
Useless NPC Omg JC it's a bomb!
Useless NPC Very cool speedrun BTW. I watched the whole thing!
Holy Cow! I'm ecstatic that you enjoyed it so much :D
Just watched it again and learning the strats. Great vid ;) :D
Thanks, are you going to start running the game?
Useless NPC Yes :D
Useless NPC Well atleast try to run it.
I hear the sound Windows makes when you unplug a USB a few times in the run
I have a faulty USB port. My headphones were constantly disconnecting. I've fixed it now.
Swear I’ve seen that pfp did you make it?
did not realize this was 8 years ago.
12:37 you clutched that shit so well.
Most awesome speedrun i ever seen. You are underrated.
38:20
I had to do it to them
Wow I never even considered you could just avoid pissing on the Friday.
That 360 no scope though
I couldn't help myself.
Nice speedrun, legend!
Thanks!
you're welcome :)
Looks like POSTAL difficulty is harder, than Imposible, because enemy explosive weapons are easier to dodge and they can accidently kill themself.
Ah yes... typical day in Paradise city! complete chaos all around, screams of pain, explosions, shots... and the Dude runs joyfully jumping and peeing on everyone
My childhood :')
You and me, pal. If this game was a part of your childhood, I'm sure it was an awesome.
Really... My childhood is Postal 1.
Weredraegon i am probably one of the few people who played that game... its a lot darker than 2
Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets.
***** thats the only part i can remember i cant remember what the other transition thingys said... something about black smoke and come little insects and see the web we've woven
My first play through was insane-o, really fun experience because of the NPCs having all kinds of weird weapons, explosives and accidentally killing others. Whole kind of fun chaos.
However, the moment you reach the linear sections of the game, where you fight tough enemies and the final boss having too much HP, the game becomes tedious despite you having the best weapons in abundance.
The problem is mostly the AI being faster than Lucky Luke and so you always get damage in most encounters.
And there it comes ludicrous difficulty. Easily made just to "shut up" players brave enough to say "Impossible was too easy".
Funny, the eye and the mind will never be full, it will want more.
Ludicrous is fitting for the RWS style and goes to show how difficulty is for specific players. Not made to prove you're the best, just there to see if you can handle it. As along you're having fun, it is good enough.
Insane -o prove fun, aside from specific sections.
Would you like to sign my petition?
Matt Yaqin no way you freakin pinko
So basically impossible difficulty gives everybody a shitload of weapons and makes everyone hate you? great run by the way
It makes Postal Dude literally the most hated person in the entire community. Thanks :D
You had to me sweating Everytime your health was under 5hp
Is be 6 years and i still love to watch this all the time good job man
R. Kelly Simulator.
11:59
The difference between a Soldier with 3 health and THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM at 3 health is enormous
In case anyone wonders why they jump before kicking doors open: Normally, pressing the kick button will halt your movement for a moment. But not if you're in the air. Fly kicks are also faster than just walking into them since you're temporarily blocked by the door until it moves out of the way.
just another day in compton
Never visit Compton, check.
i am glad you guys got at least one buttsauce in the run, it wouldn't have been complete without it.
I really would have liked if my run had the lines associated with the Steam achievement: John Rambo'd!
I feel like They Hate Me and above becomes a joke once you obtain the Sawed Off Shotgun.
fucking amazing
this speedrun is underrated af
+Wircea Glad you enjoyed it. Nothing can be more intense than watching a man complete daily chores!
+Useless NPC May I ask what are you aiming for at 12:50 ?
I know that you are trying to kill the priest, but how can you know you hit him?
+Wircea That part required a lot of trial and error, you just have to know where the priest is and find that 'perfect' trajectory. Also, I know I hit him when the cut-scene starts.
Thanks, I think I'll spend some time trying.
quite impressive, i did impossible mode and beat it in two hours, it kinda felt like an eternity though as getting shot at all the time was annoying as hell, and i took yhe time to remove arms from the shooters with what available arsenal i had each day
Two hours? That's pretty damn respectable for a single-segment run of this difficulty, I don't suppose you also had the bystander population maxed out too?
Useless NPC Yeah I did, makes it more challenging and fun in my opinion
Did you record it
Acid H2SO4 I did not, I do not have the proper software for recording, because I rarely use my computer for much these days and I don't do many speed runs on games that i have on my PC
So you said you did HOW many things? This game may not have much logic, but your run is actually more logical than the game itself, which makes it better.
Thanks dude, I didn't know you can piss on yourself to stop the fire. And the speedrun is really impressive.
Holy shit I never knew that they implemented instakill backstabs
I love watching speed runs because they are satisfying
33:49 If you give the book of Gary coleman to kruntchy he gives you a doll,The speed run would have been faster
He won't accept it on this difficulty, he would have tried to kill me immediately.
wow Then you have a lot of ability to beat the game in impossible dificulty :0
didn't knew that !!
Oh you should see ludicrous difficulty. It makes this difficulty look like a birthday party where everyone packed molotovs.
27:00 got no chills... just get out the fckn Rocket Launcher! :D
Littually no one likes you, it's like Postal 1, only if everyone is hunting you down
This deserved a sub fantastic run man!!
Thanks!
How it feels to chew 5 gums.
6:16 Stimulate your senses.
*your username*
This cant be good for me but i feel great!
Sickest game ever-without a serious contender.