If you have heard of the concept of telefragging, this is quite similar; two characters in the world of Postal 2 cannot occupy the same space simultaneously: one of them will gib whereas the other player will take their place. To do the trick is not too bad (I do this trick all the time very consistently). First you need to understand that Postal Dude shrinks in size not only vertically but also slightly horizontally when he crouches. You can do the trick as follows: 1.) Lodge your character, while standing, in between an enemy and a flat, immovable surface (like a wall). 2.) Crouch down and walk slightly into the corner so that you are once again lodged between the two. 3.) Stand up while simultaneously walking out of the two entities (If you don't move, you won't be able to stand). 4.) If done correctly the enemy will gib, making no noise to alert other enemies.
@@ArcturusOTE higher difficultys people will always have a weapon/gun/throwable and be instantly aggressive towards the player and health pickups cannot be stored on extreme difficulty same with the ability to only save once per level
14:22 "Due to some gross fuckin' incompetence" As a woman shoots the dude point blank with a rocket launcher, killing herself instantly. I love this game.
At least I'm safe for a few moments, I've played many a game where I've died in cutscenes (I'm looking at you Saints Row 2 and Timesplitters Future Perfect)
Aw dude you played TSFP? One of my favourite games of all time! I don't remember ever dying in a cutscene though. Maybe you just have terrible luck to compensate for all that skill...
I recorded this using the lowest possible mouse sensitivity while setting my mouse dpi to 600. So actually, I used really low sensitivity (Postal 2's sensitivity is way too high for me without adjusting dpi).
Useless NPC I'm at max DPI (3200) & high sensitivity, it's very easy when you know how much to move the mouse to get right at the guy you want to kill, lightning fast :P
***** I guess the difference with me is that my hand and wrist does most of the moving because I lack the dexterity to use my fingers exclusively (Claw-Grip user here). I used to play with high dpi, but I found massive improvements in my muscle memory and 'snap-on' targeting with lower dpi.
Useless NPC We can say I don't even need to move my hand, I guess I'm too lazy to do that xD so you have to slightly move the mouse if you want to work with my PC
I love the combination of skill, tricks, and random entertaining things (pissing on everything seemingly appeals to the monkey within). Both a highly impressive and entertaining run, thank you for uploading this masterpiece
i love to see that you are dont just speedrun the game, but you are playing the game, how you move, how you piss around and all of the crazy things that happened xD that makes this speedrun very entertaining good job and grats for the wr! (:
Thanks to you I just beat POSTAL Mode. At the beginning it was very hard having no weapons and every NPC trying to kill you. After you get a decent arsenal though it becomes doable. However, your video has encouraged me do dare POSTAL mode and thanks to you I knew the safest and fastest routes! Cheers, man!
I love the fact that the Postal Dude just kicks an emergency stretcher and it crashes into the back of the hospital staff killing them silently and instantly.
Back then in 2004 when I played Postal 2 I didn't get why the hospital switched its look that way. I hadn't play any Silent Hill. And now I get it. Wow!
That's why we need to support indie developers, they have more freedom to make games without the consent of publishers breathing down their necks the whole development process.
Postal 2 goes dirt cheap on sales, so you should consider trying it yourself. Also, I am very happy that you enjoy my Postal runs. There will be more Postal 2 in the future for my viewers, but for now I'm going to make videos for other games.
Wow, great job dude, this is one of my favorite games but I don't dare to play it above average difficulty, lol. Great accuracy, run and kills by the way!
If you have heard of the concept of telefragging, this is quite similar; two characters in the world of Postal 2 cannot occupy the same space simultaneously: one of them will gib whereas the other player will take their place. To do the trick is not too bad (I do this trick all the time very consistently). First you need to understand that Postal Dude shrinks in size not only vertically but also slightly horizontally when he crouches. You can do the trick as follows: 1.) Lodge your character, while standing, in between an enemy and a flat, immovable surface (like a wall). 2.) Crouch down and walk slightly into the corner so that you are once again lodged between the two. 3.) Stand up while simultaneously walking out of the two entities (If you don't move, you won't be able to stand). 4.) If done correctly the enemy will gib, making no noise to alert other enemies. Sorry about the huge delay in explanation, I just received a notification today :\
....he knows.... >_> anyway, reminds me of F.E.A.R. where you can go into bullet time, and shoot grenades and rockets out of the air. bonus badass points if you to it with a laser rifle. you can bicycle kick them too, but they just blow up in your face instead of getting knocked away.
He does this near the end when he finishes crossing the bridge, too. He just kicks scissors out of the air, like he's got steel-toe boots on or something
![Postal 2 Any% in 35:36 [Former World Record]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CK6QukP-CTQ/mqdefault.jpg)
How do you do that glitch were you crouch next to a person and they instantly die?
If you have heard of the concept of telefragging, this is quite similar; two characters in the world of Postal 2 cannot occupy the same space simultaneously: one of them will gib whereas the other player will take their place.
To do the trick is not too bad (I do this trick all the time very consistently). First you need to understand that Postal Dude shrinks in size not only vertically but also slightly horizontally when he crouches. You can do the trick as follows:
1.) Lodge your character, while standing, in between an enemy and a flat, immovable surface (like a wall).
2.) Crouch down and walk slightly into the corner so that you are once again lodged between the two.
3.) Stand up while simultaneously walking out of the two entities (If you don't move, you won't be able to stand).
4.) If done correctly the enemy will gib, making no noise to alert other enemies.
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Useless NPC
+Omari Dixon Yeah?
Useless NPC u should try other game like half life or something
49:45 this is the first time the postal dude regerts
I love how all hell is breaking loose during cutscenes.
The NPCs just don't know how to play nice on impossible difficulty... tsk tsk tsk.
There's Even Motherfucking PETA Reference too :P
@@Useless-NPC Is this behavior exclusive to Impossible or can it be recreated on lower diff?
@@ArcturusOTE higher difficultys people will always have a weapon/gun/throwable and be instantly aggressive towards the player and health pickups cannot be stored on extreme difficulty same with the ability to only save once per level
C O C A I N A ruclips.net/video/9BozYg5nM-8/видео.html
14:22
"Due to some gross fuckin' incompetence"
As a woman shoots the dude point blank with a rocket launcher, killing herself instantly.
I love this game.
Postal 2 moment
I have no idea how this game was ever allowed to exist, but I'm so grateful it does.
You know this is best game when even the leader of the free world approves
My god the way cutscenes go when everyone is going apeshit is just too damm funny.
That what I love about this video so much!
14:20 Absolutely incredible.
These npcs are still better than cyberpunk
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Gotta love that cutscene invincibility.
At least I'm safe for a few moments, I've played many a game where I've died in cutscenes (I'm looking at you Saints Row 2 and Timesplitters Future Perfect)
Useless NPC
That's stupid. Although, something just as bad is dying as soon as you get out of a cutscene.
Aw dude you played TSFP? One of my favourite games of all time! I don't remember ever dying in a cutscene though. Maybe you just have terrible luck to compensate for all that skill...
Useless NPC How do you die in future perfect cutscenes?
@@Useless-NPC How can you die during cutscenes in Saints Row 2? It's one of my favorite games and I've never witnessed anything like it.
I just love when you'd just piss everywhere or 360 kick the doors, very fun to watch :D
I'm not quite sure I will ever have the privilege to hear a compliment like this again XD
That's the beauty of commenting on this video xD Thanks for replying too:D xD
ju ar stupid
It is what the speed running community calls "swag". It doesn't save time but it looks cool.
I cant believe i could ever upvote a comment that says this
Damn man how did you beat that Pigeon Hunter level so fast?
Fuckin' pro
Yeah, it's an EXTREMELY difficult trick to pull off. I can't say how I did it because it's just too hardcore ;)
I think you stole the money from Running with Scissors just so that you could speedrun this faster. Genius
dude i had SO much trouble on that level, i died like 50 times without cheats
MAN,I've been searching for walkthroughs for that level,FOR YEARS, good god is it hard
INSANE TIME SKIP BRO, what are the odds!?!??!
2:28 "I feel better already" **Hallucinations kick in**
29:50 "Get down and AGHH!"
Use the mad postal guy zipper voice and then took damage
There was no and but yeah that was funny lol
3:11 that 360 noscope door kick
Insert MLG moment
Your accuracy is just amazing
high DPI mouse & completed the game I guess? :P
I recorded this using the lowest possible mouse sensitivity while setting my mouse dpi to 600. So actually, I used really low sensitivity (Postal 2's sensitivity is way too high for me without adjusting dpi).
Useless NPC I'm at max DPI (3200) & high sensitivity, it's very easy when you know how much to move the mouse to get right at the guy you want to kill, lightning fast :P
***** I guess the difference with me is that my hand and wrist does most of the moving because I lack the dexterity to use my fingers exclusively (Claw-Grip user here). I used to play with high dpi, but I found massive improvements in my muscle memory and 'snap-on' targeting with lower dpi.
Useless NPC We can say I don't even need to move my hand, I guess I'm too lazy to do that xD so you have to slightly move the mouse if you want to work with my PC
41:31 Now THAT'S what I call an EXPLOSIVE FART!
I love the combination of skill, tricks, and random entertaining things (pissing on everything seemingly appeals to the monkey within).
Both a highly impressive and entertaining run, thank you for uploading this masterpiece
24:46 Listen Vince, this isn't the best time.
27:24 had me on the edge of my seat... Seeing that bullet zip by right beside you while you had 1 HP was exhilarating.
25:25 "Like i care", this fits so perfectly
1:54 Watch out kids. Pissing on people's mouth will make them explode to bits.
The world's deadliest golden shower.
@@Useless-NPC thats sick in more ways than one
17:52 awesome kill. And the whole run is incredible. Nicely done, mate = )
+Nice Bonus That was his final resting place, don't mind the urine-stains! :0
1:29 thats running animation is just amazing
Really shows the budget they had
2006 gmod walk cycle
24:31 trying to have a normal conversation
Mind over matter :)
I love that you're messing around and clearly having fun with it
Lol looks like you have alot of fun on these runs! Wish more speedrunners were like you! they are all so super god damn serious!
Hey I'm pretty serious! Just about fun :D
This is the first time ive ever lol'd watching a speedrun, postal 2 being a perfect vehicle for that! Your the man! ^_^
30:30
_Don’t they know I’ve got important marketing to do?_
*Pisses speedrunner’s name on wall*
DAAANG! That was so epic! He threw a grenade and you kicked it back at him!? My hero.
Never fear, Postal Dude is here! :D
i love to see that you are dont just speedrun the game, but you are playing the game, how you move, how you piss around and all of the crazy things that happened xD that makes this speedrun very entertaining
good job and grats for the wr! (:
Thanks, video games are meant to be played, not researched. My speed runs reflect that :)
18:30 I love how Vince got killed mid sentence during a cutscene
That employee's proooobably getting fired for that
@@topazshot88
If Vince was still alive in that cutscene, lok
man that 360 noscope door kicks are next level humor
Thanks to you I just beat POSTAL Mode. At the beginning it was very hard having no weapons and every NPC trying to kill you. After you get a decent arsenal though it becomes doable. However, your video has encouraged me do dare POSTAL mode and thanks to you I knew the safest and fastest routes! Cheers, man!
You're welcome :D
7:07 We had the same reaction than postal dude
This has to be like a abstract piece art
I love the fact that the Postal Dude just kicks an emergency stretcher and it crashes into the back of the hospital staff killing them silently and instantly.
for some reason that was so addictive to watch damn man you're really good at this
14:20 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mr Weedhead remember that name
SCREW U
*Explodes*
Plot armour
@Exam Name noice :>
I think this one is your most entertaining speedrun, good job!
I'd have to agree with you :D
Back then in 2004 when I played Postal 2 I didn't get why the hospital switched its look that way. I hadn't play any Silent Hill. And now I get it. Wow!
They don't make games like this anymore 😕
That's why we need to support indie developers, they have more freedom to make games without the consent of publishers breathing down their necks the whole development process.
Postal 4 is out😏
DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU
@@RaMMy96 shit game. We like stuff like postal 2. Half life graphics and More doom action
@@RaMMy96 nvm I thought you said postal 3
8:05
I feel like most of us would act this way in a real zombie apocalypse.
6:28 "Definitely now the flowers will grow."
Sure... whatever you say Postal Dude.
You look like you're stuck.
Being stuck = teleportation
Getting stuck suddenly doesn't seem so bad :D
He seems somewhat stuck,I might be wrong tho
There you go... now stay outta that spot!
24:55 is a terminator
Postal Dude's secret has been revealed.
24:30 - 25:30 - LMAO!!!
I'm surprised he could hear his ringtone with all that chaos.
Useless NPC Very cool speed run! I am not a Postal fan and I haven't played any Postal game, but I watched all of your P2 speedruns.
Postal 2 goes dirt cheap on sales, so you should consider trying it yourself. Also, I am very happy that you enjoy my Postal runs. There will be more Postal 2 in the future for my viewers, but for now I'm going to make videos for other games.
I'm surprised he can hear himself.
Perhaps Postal Dude has somehow learned to read lips *through* the phone :0?!?
Ah, all the happy childhood memories of playing this game. Thank you sir! :3
First the trailer for POSTAL:Redux is released today,and now this.
Today is good day to be a POSTAL fan.
+Bodo Garleanu Postal redux is a DLC ?
+MeGoTH POSTAL: Redux is the remake of POSTAL 1 in Unreal Engine 4
+Bodo Garleanu OK !
+Bodo Garleanu Indeed it is :D
DID YOU KNOW POSTAL 3 WAS MADE WITH SOURCE ENGINE THEREFORE MAKING IT SUCK MORE THAN MIA KHALIFA
14:20 hahahahahah :D
*Nation Guardsman applauds
xaxaxaxaxaxax
That cutscenes, when everybody hates you is soo funny :D
48:45 AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF RAIN.
very good run congratulations !
+MeGoTH Thanks so much for all the help! You should give yourself more credit!
+Useless NPC yes, and I could perhaps help you for the may be futur DLC of postal 2?
+Useless NPC and thank you for the credits
+MeGoTH Yeah that would be great!
Whats that Postal dude?
I can't hear you over the sound of WAR
But yet he can still hear his ringtone :D
Another awesome comment
360 BOOM kicked the door
90 degree piss on a window
The best impossible mode moment 24:30 - 24:41
man apocalypse weekend was like the hardest part of the game for me on average mode i cant imagine it on impossible
44:01 HOW?!?!?
You can crouch jump onto the AC unit and then crouch jump once again onto the roof.
there's a lot of guy's there: doom guy, cat guy... and now we have another one! The POSTAL GUY!
@JelyButer YT My humour two years ago was terrible. Actually, it still is.
@@fastwing3295 And now?
@@MeLlamoSolamenteA I think it's gotten better.
49:48 Commiting sausage in the last second. Now that's a power move.
this is so entertaining. I don't think I could watch a normal playthrough of this game.
2:27
Just gotta add in some style for awesome points :D
25:08 "Don't mind me, I'll just stand here and wait till you guys are done killin' each other..."
He's also the king of mind over matter :D
Useless NPC
True xD
24:24 im fucking dying at this cutscene
Greatest cutscene ever witnessed
You're amazing! omg, still the funniest speedrun i've ever seen, also i love all of your content, make me laugh hard.
Aw shucks, glad ya like it. Sorry for the lack of videos recently.
43:13 Top 10 strongest anime monsters
When you were at 1 health i like got so worried
Wow, great job dude, this is one of my favorite games but I don't dare to play it above average difficulty, lol. Great accuracy, run and kills by the way!
Going to watch your Paradise Lost video now. I've finished that DLC yesterday. Fun stuff
Thanks! There's nothing wrong with playing on average difficulty.
Hope you enjoy!
No worries, haha I know but I still would like to play in a higher difficulty without constantly dying :D
:)
Great run, I hope to see more in the future :)
21:38 "I'd give you a lift but someone blew up my f*cking car" Damn, someone must have broken his shovel.
W E A P O N I Z E D
P I S S
18:26 "Look at that, Must be some pissed off employees. Holy shit. Man id never find so many people-" *dies*
XD
41:32 THE BEST MOMENT EVER
nyoho
phart
*SH!TS AGGRESSIVELY*
20:45 Well, that was anticlimatic
Outstanding run, i enjoyed every second of it. You deserve more love for this :)
Thanks, I guess I'm doing something right :D
Great run again! :)
+kevin subrt Thanks!
49:46
dude realises hes just killed mike j
"I regret."
How do you kill the boss at 17:52 so quickly please tell me ur technique
If you have heard of the concept of telefragging, this is quite similar; two characters in the world of Postal 2 cannot occupy the same space simultaneously: one of them will gib whereas the other player will take their place.
To do the trick is not too bad (I do this trick all the time very consistently). First you need to understand that Postal Dude shrinks in size not only vertically but also slightly horizontally when he crouches. You can do the trick as follows:
1.) Lodge your character, while standing, in between an enemy and a flat, immovable surface (like a wall).
2.) Crouch down and walk slightly into the corner so that you are once again lodged between the two.
3.) Stand up while simultaneously walking out of the two entities (If you don't move, you won't be able to stand).
4.) If done correctly the enemy will gib, making no noise to alert other enemies.
Sorry about the huge delay in explanation, I just received a notification today :\
Useless NPC jesus that is quantum physics right there
@@savinmal That has nothing to do with quantum.
11:25 tf2 eyelander in a nutshell
I have vivid memories of turning 2 fort pubs into bloodbaths as demoknight
This speedrun got so much speedrun swag.
46:19 sawed off shotgun deal shit ton of damage to this guy.. almost instant kill..
almost
@@chessemchesse3676 Well if you gotten close range i am sure that'll work xD
So does the Chainsaw
18:31 Top 10 Moments Before Disaster
Really likes your and 360 kick! you are the artist of this game!
Thank you!
"Ah,there it is."
**Literally all world switches to inverted and scary colors**
good son
12:34 what the ... What are you thinking fella?
3:42 This guy literally just shoots down the incoming rocket like it’s eating breakfast holyshit LoL THAT WAS LIT 🔥
24:45 my friends when my mom calls
13:09
Funny xD
04:23 did you just fucking kick a grenade out of the air? jesus christ, that's the most badass thing i've ever seen.
I do it a couple times throughout my Postal runs; including kicking rockets :D
Inflation - enough said ;D
....he knows.... >_>
anyway, reminds me of F.E.A.R. where you can go into bullet time, and shoot grenades and rockets out of the air. bonus badass points if you to it with a laser rifle.
you can bicycle kick them too, but they just blow up in your face instead of getting knocked away.
He does this near the end when he finishes crossing the bridge, too. He just kicks scissors out of the air, like he's got steel-toe boots on or something
Midas Imperius same reaction lol
I love how all the NPCs being armed and hostile towards the player completely breaks the cutscenes.
I find this speedrun most entertaining to watch.Pissing used as a strat
I love how you speed run while still being able to screw around just a tad bit
(Guy gets his arm and leg blown off)
The Dude: "Ew, you might want to see a dermatologist about that, man!"
you some crazy sob man, keep up the good work!
min 30:50 u got time for that :)
9:00
Slow that down to 0.25
Aimlock?
That's actually my twitchy aim, but its up to you if you want to believe me.
17:50- Top ten Anime Battles.
wow man, absolutley amazing job!
stabil. meinen glückwunsch zum weltrekord!
I regret-
*cutscene starts playing*
This game was so ahead of its time
I forgot about the fact that games can make me laugh.
49:00 That's probably the toughest boss I have ever seen in a video game...
Not if you have the Doom 2 level Super Shotgun
3:22 AH here we go again