3 Bears 2 Caves ft. Tom Segura | Ep 34 | Bad Friends
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
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0:00 The Sad Bamboo Merch Promo
8:40 Tom Segura's Sklar Brothers Podcast Prep
12:30 Bobby Learns About Micro-Aggressions
19:30 Redneck Hello Kitty Fans
26:30 Rudy's Reaction to Filipino-American History Month
30:20 The Piss Collector
45:15 The Los Angeles Comedian Exodus
52:50 The Poway Haunted House
59:20 The Selfie Sent to Oliver and Kate Hudson
1:05:40 Rudy's Suggestions For Bobby
1:13:05 The Cabin & The Comedy Store Documentary
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Ah yes myy 3 best friends that don’t know who I am
This comment legit encompasses my essence. Bless you.
Damn i felt that
Hahahaha
I read that to the tune of Bobby’s “walking down the street” song
How it feels at this point
I'm hella diggin all the Bad Friends/2 Bears cross pollination.
Same
We just needed chrissy coparent
collabs will prolly stop once Bert’s back
2 Bad Bears
Yo man I'm really burnt out on burnt crystals like real talk I'll listen to almost any comic right now except bert man ..naybe when shit goes back to normal I can handle that fool but he's just not funny like tom bob and andrew
I love how Bobby thinks his brother having a seizure and him having sleep paralysis means his house is haunted.
lmaaaaooo
That's their bodies reacting to being violated throughout their childhood
Makes me think of how many ghost/demon stories throughout all history are just "regular" things that we somewhat understand now
@@gamerGUY3013 lol forsure a lot but there's definitely weird shit in this world. I would be hardcore atheist if I didn't experience shit first hand.
Asian culture has a lot of superstitions.
Tom is the funniest of the Rogan crew by a country mile.
@John G rogan isnt even funny he only sells out places cause his podcast is so popular and they want to see him, not his comedy.
Joey Diaz is pretty funny.
Joey diaz is funnier but tom is great
Every single one of Rogans friends are funnier than him.
@@DynamiteProd you obviously forgot he's friends with Brendan Schaub lol
That Daddy Why'd You Die remix at the end was dope 😂
Yeah low key kinda hard I hope they put that somewhere 😂😂
Oh shit I can't wait.
Sounded like it was Andrew autotuned maybe? It was pretty dope.
@@aaronlogan That was not Andrew. but yes, dope fo sho
@@Jaebird82 it was
I love how Bobby is always the guest on his own podcast- even when they have a guest, Bobby is still always the one being interviewed or grilled hahaha 😂
Lmao I never noticed that
If someone tells me the beat in the beginning, during the object saying shit, I'll give em stuff
Cause he the funniest guy in almost every room
its actually wild. i think andrew schulz is his match in who can talk the most on his podcast (i like it). i really observed his narcissism or his need to monopolize the conversation with his podcast with the other asian dude “dumb” something. he always has stories to tell about himself or how “hard” it was for him. i love him, but in doses. you cant binge watch him or you will absolutely get repeat stories
@@misanthr0pic he only tells the same stories to other people who dont know, because these were actual things that happened to him
"Cleopatra, 'cause she's up there."
Bobby Lee 2020: "That's way outta my pay grade, here's a booger."
Bobby putting a booger on Jules door cuz he doesn't know how to interact with her is equivalent to the man in the airplane saying his daughter loves hello kitty. Lmao
It would of been hilarious if Andrew or Tom would of made that point to him.😂
HAHAHAHAHA
I can see Bobby trying to be the cool dad-like figure and Rudy is just "yup" "alright" then walks away and watches anime and shuts her door. He's trying to interact with her like she's 10 but she's already an adult.
When he said she could stay with him forever was really touching. But honestly how many years does she have? 2 or 3 till she's 22 and wants to travel or live with a boyfriend. Oh man I can't wait to hear the story of when she decides to bring a guy over.
Dank Mheems the dude would just fanboy all over Bobby.
@@ganjafi59 let's hope so
Lmfao the “daddy why you die” outtro was so unexpected I am in tears
So beautiful and kinda sad at the same time !
I dont know whether to laugh or cry
Where can I find the song by itself?
SPOILERS!!! GOTDAM
F u George
I love it so much when someone says “sorry” and Bobby says “you’re welcome” 😂
27:33 When Tom realizes there's a child in the room... xD lmao
So damn funny I assumed she was at least in college too
Andrew looks like he's being held captive somewhere
He is by George
He's caught the Corovid
yea...north korea
I think he is blinking his location in Morse code.
Covid unit cause he did standup during a pandy like a dumdum
TOMS FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT JULES IS IN 12TH GRADE!!😂😂😂😂
"So, what, you just keep kids around here?" lol
I thought she was in college now
Adub Htown just watched an ep where they said she’s in 12th grade cause Philippines grades are different
When I was in university I was chatting a girl up at a bus stop and got around to saying, "I'm in school at x university, what about you?" She kept dodging the question before saying she was in grade 12. My reaction was similar to Tom's. Like ooookay then and just turn away lol.
@Matt Fors she is
I love how bobby describes a literal seizure and then sleep paralysis
Fuck for reals I was dying rn 😂😂
Tom’s concerned ass face when Bobby is talking about the selfie with his dad 💀
Rudy with the bangin haircut
Rudy's the shit
Rudy liked this comment. 😂
Thats dope lol
Was lookin for this comment.
I thought nobody else noticed!
The short looks good, she looks more her age now. Her mic is closer, she talks a bit easier. She really is growing on the show. Imagine they did this for 5-10years and how different everyone would be. Rudy would be 23-33. Bobby's connections could really help her get small roles on tv shows too.
I literally never get tired of Bobby lee & tom segura together!
Tom is an awesome straight man
Now imagine, Bobby, Bert, and Tom together 🥺
@@imjustapancake3188 Yeesh. so Bobby can tell a cool story that actually happened and Bert tries to one up him with a completely made up one that’s not even half as funny? pass. Bobby Tom and Schultzy. Bobby Tom and Steebee. Bobby Tom and Theo. Bobby Tom and Tim Dillon. Bobby Tom Khalyla and Christina. Bobby Tom and Stavros. Bobby Tom and Will Sasso. Bobby Tom and Callen. Bobby Tom and Doc. Bobby Tom and Trevor Wallace. Bobby Tom and Shapel Lacey. Bobby Tom and Erik Griffin. Bobby Tom and freaking Ethan Klein. Seriously almost anyone except Bert, Schaub or Ari. Bert’s humor definitely doesn’t match with Bobby Lee. Bert is only good with Tom because Tom is such a good comedian himself and he’s the Callen or Theo to Bert’s Schaub. Bert needs the right people to bring out his best or he’s mediocre at best otherwise as a comedian. Just my opinion though.
For example any of those guys combined with just Schaub or just Bert might be watchable. But Bert and Schaub with nobody else would be hot garbage. They wouldn’t have what it takes to bring the best out of each other because neither of them have access to that “higher level” of comedy to raise the other one up to.
Two great Japanese men
Hearing Bobby be so loving to Rudy and then just shitting on her is honestly the highest compliment to how much he cares about her. Such a sweet guy
1:02:25 "yeah even my therapist is confused" That line had me laughing my buttocks off
Holy shit, that song at the end is absolute fire!!!
Yeah imma need a full release because it’s actually catchy as hell
I think it’s from their contest they announced a couple months ago, said the winner would get to sing outro songs.
That it a random submission lol...
Sounds so good!
except for the "laying in your bed" part
Sounds like Andrew. Dont know whether to laugh or cry.
Santino low key the funny version of Ed Sheeran
The satisfied smile of Tom when he create chaos is one of the best thing ever
so what else does Bobby do that bothers you? love it
Love him so much lol
Santino laughing maniacally at Bob's dad's death is equally as good.
Got to love Tom's maniacal smile with raised eyebrows as he looks deeply into the camera..
This was a great episode....😂👍
26:00 ish “How’s highschool, Jules?”
Is that santino singing “daddy why you die” at the end? It’s a masterpiece.
I thought that too at first 🤣
Daddy I love you
[Bobby echoes sweetly]
(Daddy I love you)
Daddy why you die
(Daddy why you die)
[Cheeto explodes]
I’m sorry I took pictures of you when you were dead
Nah nah nah nah nah nah what was in my head!!!
Who was it? This is why I came to the comment section. Sorry, I'm late! just started listening at the beginning of August 2022. Got a lot of catching up to do. I love this show.
@@jdjoya8457there's a bit they do singing this song, kinda like how scissor bros (his brother podcast with Jeremiah) does and it's hilarious. Daddy why you die is a classic bad friends song
When Tom finds out there’s a teenager in the room😂😂😂😂😂
Haha the best!!!
I do not think he was totally happy about that to be honest. I felt like he tried to steer her into outing something about Bobby Lee to get him back for letting him do the jerking off story in front of her.
@@DrSnook 100 percent
If Bobby Lee ends up 'missing'. I think we'll know exactly what happened. I mean Tom will make it look natural, like maybe he fell off the wagon or something. But we'll know. Bobby caught the Serial Side Eye.
time stamp?
It's so cool how you guys are involving Rudy even in the ads. She looks so uncomfortable reading them lol but it's cool. It adds to the show
Its helping her social skills also, since she seems kinda shy.
It feels like it’s a bit but it’s not so it’s funny lol
You could say it ADS to the show
Definitely! It would be cool if she was permanent but I do hope she goes to school
They are building her up. She wants to try actress work and stuff. So bobby yells at her to get closer to the mic. They trying to teach.
"That's out of my pay grade... Here's a booger."
Tom: “I apologize”
Bobby: “your welcome”
When Bobby talked to the guy on the plane he should have said “My daughter loves Trailer Park Boys”
Thats a Canadian reference tho...
@@dkittell11 Holy smokes, this is a Canadian reference, eh?
Fuckn way she goes boyz
@@dkittell11 but the dude is as white as andrew
Dayo friggin righters it is man
I specifically have mondays off and lie to my work saying I need it off for my daughter. I don't have kids, just dedication to this fam
My boss thinks I'm married with 2 kids. My boss also thinks she's my wife who had 2 of my kids. Little does she know.
@plsfeedthepoor I wish i could listen to podcasts while I'm at work lol i can't even take my phone in the damn building lol
Josh Broadwater u work for the goddamned cia?
😄
Okay buy some merchandise then LOL
Bobby's not fucked up, he's got a lifetime of untreated ADHD and co-morbidities.
In other words, he is fucked up
When Bobby said “i can’t see peripherally” is what got me😂
no one is paying enough attention to bobby calling a birthday party a baby seance lmaoo
I love how Tom Segura is asking Rudy like he is a lawyer and Rudy is a victim.
She is a victim lol
She got a haircut and is a lot more talkative. This is great showbiz experience for her.
Lmao
bobby is so good at making himself to be such a victim lol. Perfect duo with him and santino.
I wish I could just sit at home, smoke weed, and watch these comedian podcast everyday. Retirement plans amirite
Me the last year
56:44 Bob “I hate when white dudes do this”
Tom: “woah wait what?!”
Bob: “You’re Hispanic I get it, hola”
😂😂💀
microaggression
Tom: "i apologize"
Bobby: "you're welcome"
Zamza and your point is what ...?
thank you! you're doing god's work
Bobby: Reads about micro aggressions, then pees on her favorite bush.
Bobby's spirit animal is Remy
I can just see Bobby trying to understand wtf these kids are on about.
LOL
I wish I could just sit down and do mushrooms or dmt with Bobby, some golden teachers
Tom's face of amazement and disgust at 29:09 marker is funny asf
I never knew Bobby was a true gamer!!! Piss bottle is an OG Gamer move.
Hell yeah, didn’t think this podcast could get any better then ya’ll throw tommy buns in here!
@Jonata Es lo que es.
@Jonata es lo que es
I finished in 4 strokes. Piss on me beat me mommy Jeans. I installed all these ceiling fans myself chomos. Don't be stingy Mark.
Let’s go jeans!
Bobby made this great not Tom. Sorry just my opinion.
“Daddy Why’d You Die” song rendition had me cackling.
bobby's face on rudy's betrayal to him is so funny
Yeah ... "betrayal" ... at his stepchild asking for time instead of just material resources.
Bro the end when Andrew sings the daddy why you die song is SO GOOD what the hell
That was the cutest shit ever when Jules was getting all flustered talking to Tom hahaha
I got alot of hate two weeks ago when I commented saying Tom should come on... screw all those people, hes here!
I want Tom, Bert, Bobby and Santino to do a podcast together.
can’t wait till he’s not!
I guess you knew two weeks before Tom 😂
WHEN TOM FOUND OUT RUDY'S AGE 😂😂😂
First time watching this opposed to Tiger Belly & it’s so good seeing Bobby chillen without having to watch for his girlfriend flirting with the guest, always looking over his shoulder is so much better
Ikr
“I’ll piss on any bush , I’ve never been a bush fan “ - Bobby lee 🐐 😂😂
“I love trees though cuz I need to fuckin breathe!”
@@puffdaddy69Bobby is so naturually eloquent in his own strange way
People throw around goat way too easily , you don’t really believe he’s the greatest of all time
I'm glad Andrew's captors let him take the black bag off his head for the podcast.
😂😂
racist..
Tom is like a therapist between Andrew and Bobby
“IT COULD BE FRANK… WE DON’T KNOW.” 😂😂😂
Bad friends is the best way to start of the week
No doubt
Bobbys speech to Rudy was the most meaningful moment ive ever seen from him. my heart is bursting
Also, it looks like he's somewhat mentally prepared or sort of bracing himself for a break-up with his GF (just in case). I don't mean he plans to. I'm just saying he doesn't completely rule out that possibility, because life happens, and he's an experienced dude, even though he knows little about house maintenance.
Lol you can see andrew holding back an i die when it cuts camera to him an he just got an evil smile on
15:41 “You think I would crush you?” 😂😂😂☠️ Tom sounded so sad
Andrew go into the room with the highest level of echo and do the podcast from there.
Looks like he's being held captive.
this got me.
It’s his Covid isolation tank
The ghost sounds like bobby had Sleep Paralysis and his brother had a seizure
Or ghosts. Probably ghosts.
noo no no it's far more likely that it was a ghost and that's called gaslighting by the way LMAO
Lil Seizures pizza coma
There are many reasons for why someone would have a seizure. Not so many explanations for ghost possession lol.
Either way. Possessed
Before andrew starts talking youd never guess he naturally possesses and distributes chaotic energy its great
I feel like bobby screams at things that other people dont see
Ahhh finally a Monday podcast where Tom Segura is able to get more than two sentences out at a time
This might give me Nightmeers
Uh, Hundred Percent!
@@joeystupak1414 🤣🤣
Just about 3 sentences
Amen
Giuliana : "well, he almost burned the house down last week. "
Me: "again?!"
why again? I thought he flooded it previously.
1. Cat floods the kitchen while Bobby plays video games.
2. They have to re-do the floors. Subzero fridge is unbolted from wall. Sunzero fridge falls on Kalayla. She has to deadlift it to save her own life. Jules is too small to help. Bobby watches in horror.
3. I guess Bobby almost catches house on fire.
Get some sage or say a prayer or something people!
“I know exactly what you’re talking about!” Lmfao, I’ve never seen Tom so happy about knowing what meme Andrew was talking about 😂😂😂
Bobby has so much potential coming out now. He finally got control over his emotional outbursts that would kill the fun that I remember from years ago. He has so much silliness inside it's so funny to watch him analyze his own behavior with friends.
H20 champ in the BF booger cave
Hehe
Andrew your singing was honestly unbelievable. Can we get a live Red Rocket rendition, please?!! Bobby on backing vocals and percussion.
For sure turn your mic on
why's your mic off but in front of you...
Jeans up!
I'm legitimately getting confused about which podcast I'm watching
Its nice that they're having guests on since Andrew isnt available. And they're great guests!
Finally, a good comment
Your Friends House
This made me laugh out loud
As a vet that fought in Afghanistan, I can tell you soldiers pee in bottles during the night and dump it in the morning. Someone got yelled at for peeing in CANS and making a pyramid in the corner of where he was. Thank you for you service bobby
bobby just talking about his daily routine has me fucking dying my god im so happy i found this podcast
The way Andrew did that ghosts of America bit and made it genuinely seem like he was reading it off his phone solidifies his legendary status for me.
Andrew forgot to switch the source on his recorder. Laptop mic sounding ROUGH.
So bad
Nailed it
Are you his long lost cousin from Nebraska?
So rough.
not first time last podcast did same dint switch to mic infront of him
Lmao!!!! (Tom)-Wait you have children in here all the time??😂😂
1:13:35 this gave such Michael Scott energy 😂
Thanks Andrew for podcasting from the Walmart bathroom.
I enjoy hearing 90% echo.
Some people show up no matter what and if the Walmart bathroom is all he hade then 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 this episode was still funny. 😂😅🤷🏼♀️
Tom Segura slowly realizing what this podcast is, is the funniest thing I've seen on youtube
care to elaborate? :D
@@nodirbekable Andrew saying racially charged things, Bobby reacting to it, Bobby talking about his dad, also, this is the only youtube video I've seen.
I fucking lost it at, “Pi = the Bunsen Burner”.
“You ungrateful little twaaaa-little lady” good save haha
56:00 "No ghost here. Expensive house."
-Father BoBo
*takes off down the hall
When Bobby was pretending to smoke and google micro aggressions I died.
he wasn't pretending to smoke. He was actually smoking
Timestamp?
Lol just saw it. Don’t get it.
@@nodirbekable he was smoking when it happened and reenacting smoking in the pod. my bad..
I've heard that hello kitty story half a dozen times now and it still cracks me up.
“A smaller fat guy is gonna jump on a bigger fat guy” lmao... love all three of these guys. In my opinion all three are still huuugely underrated. Not only do they have excellent stand ups, but they all put out hilarious content weekly!! That has to count for something if not everything. I recommend everyone I know and meet to Bad Friends & 2 Bears.
I hope tom comes by more often, he fits right into the show naturally
Aww even when Andrew isn’t there he still brings attention to Rudy
Also I feel like Andrew really cares for the show. Even when he's not there, I know that he's still behind the scenes working really hard, keeping the show afloat. I hope gets back to the studio next episode.
Drew Hong I mean kalyloo puts in work on TB. I don’t think the pod would be the same w/o her.
Drew Hong methinks you might be reading too much into this, but hey to each their own.
Why isn’t Andrew there in person??
@Drew Hong lol you gotta love the chinese. not only did they turn a lot of people's lives miserable by spreading coronavirus, they're also condescending
"How tall are you?"
"6'8"
Bobby continues like he was completely serious.
This is the funniest of the podcasts…. Dying laughing 😂
Tom: "I've never peed in a bottle in my house. Definitely not."
Bobby: "Okay well then that's my bad."
I do all tiem in me tent hehe
The song at the end! Tears!
Chin
@@alrich7580 actually i think that might be Andrew singing bro
Microaggression should be Bobby's rapper name
Bobby describing sleep paralysis thinking he's possessed 😂😂
Tom "I apologize"
Bobby " youre welcome"
fucking ended me
It’s nice seeing Tom get to have dumb guy time without that Brett Chrysler guy just talking the whole time and forcing tom to play the straight man. It’s cool to see Tom let out the more dumb side on a podcast for once lol.
1:07:03 love how andrew and tom check bobby for calling rudy a twat, least we know there are SOME morals on this show lmaoo
Imagine how he is with her off camera lol
I swear he was about to say whore, then thought twat was better 😂
@@thereflextesterImagine not realizing this is a comedy podcast and this is exaggerated for the sake of a bit lol even rudy was laughing while he's "mad"
@@heyjay1438these people in comments are insane
Andrew nailed that song at the end..
"dear lord the heavenly father's, right? To whose which is each his own"
When he tried to slip in "to each his own" I was crying laughing
I came here from H3's podcast and I think this is my new favorite podcast and I've been bingeing every episode waiting for a new one, Glad I got here early!!
I found Bobby through H3. Biggest blessing since I was born
Check out King and the Sting. Also a great one
“poweii, like Hawaii?”
“no, San Diego” 😂
Andrew has some golden pipes on him! Damn
"be careful walking down the stairs" HAD ME DYING LAUGHING OH MY GOD
How much you want to bet she reminds him where his phone is 100x a day. She probably packs his lunches too 😂
I turned into a telescope when I saw mommy Tom was joining Red and Bobo on Bad Friends today
Cannabanoid Madrid Brent’s bad ideas can wait lol
I only needed one stroke when I saw the notification
Hoodie y now there’s a cool guy (cool guy guitar riff)
Just let me eat cha. One time!
Tom didn't get to talk much and got interrupted a lot like on 2 bears.
:(
First time watching this pod. Watched lots of Tigerbelly. Watched Cheeto many times. But whoever is producing and editing this pod is on point. Legit talent.
1:00:00 Bobby grew up in trauma so he is used to bad things and he is used to living in that space. I love the guy and his ability to walk through life. but its tragic at the same time.
Well put.