Kira does the unthinkable

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @TuskForce
    @TuskForce 5 лет назад +7007

    that's *『Ocean Man Requiem』:* _Teleports instantly to all who insult dolphins_

    • @EinManU
      @EinManU 5 лет назад +330

      Nah Thats *Star Platinum the world over heaven act5 requiems* ability

    • @Topunito
      @Topunito 5 лет назад +92

      Star Platinum daisan no bakudan Ocean Man

    • @sem3ndem0n_73
      @sem3ndem0n_73 5 лет назад +37

      You summon

    • @Jay-hb2mu
      @Jay-hb2mu 5 лет назад +31

      That actually could be star platinums requiem ability

    • @Jay-hb2mu
      @Jay-hb2mu 5 лет назад +9

      Tusk Joester in addition with x4 strength and speed of course

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 5 лет назад +4881

    Kira got the Cioccolata treatment for telling Jotaro “Dolphins suck” and stealing Giorno’s hat

  • @nolongerusing7430
    @nolongerusing7430 5 лет назад +2050

    Kira had the balls to get Josuke to insult dolphins, steal Giorno's hat, and insulting Josuke's hair at point blank.
    Kira is a madlad and he needs to be stopped!

    • @Alduin_el_Compadre
      @Alduin_el_Compadre 5 лет назад +96

      Maybe Josuk8 has 4 balls, but Kira has steel balls

    • @adras98
      @adras98 5 лет назад +49

      Thats why hes a deadman with many questions

    • @ribry8512
      @ribry8512 5 лет назад +19

      We need another ambulance

    • @AmatsukaEd
      @AmatsukaEd 5 лет назад +2

      Kira has Steel Balls running all the way madlad

    • @yoshikagekira1147
      @yoshikagekira1147 5 лет назад +13

      I had to get my revenge, nobody kinkshames Kira yoshikage and lives a peaceful life

  • @TheEvilWarlock
    @TheEvilWarlock 5 лет назад +3492

    Everybody gangsta 'til Giorno's theme starts playing.

    • @andrestoro2391
      @andrestoro2391 5 лет назад +51

      That's true for Jotaro too

    • @ari_dexel4288
      @ari_dexel4288 5 лет назад +46

      Let’s be honest, in JOJO, all music is boss music

    • @GuikofMikumo
      @GuikofMikumo 5 лет назад +31

      If you hear the first acord of any main jojo theme, you know someone will die

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 5 лет назад +1

      Is that a Lich from Warcraft III MLGfied?

    • @sanicboom6443
      @sanicboom6443 5 лет назад +8

      Gangstar

  • @dr.ambiguous4913
    @dr.ambiguous4913 5 лет назад +1162

    Subtitles: “Kira tricked you. I understand”
    Japanese: “I was the one that killed his father”

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 4 года назад +45

      Ah yes.

    • @asmodeojung
      @asmodeojung 4 года назад +96

      Being able to speak Japanese must make these vids so much more fun.

    • @kush0vikas
      @kush0vikas 4 года назад +12

      @@asmodeojung I agree.

    • @Azu_reer_uzA
      @Azu_reer_uzA 4 года назад

      *0-0*

    • @smolknight9878
      @smolknight9878 4 года назад +20

      When you know japannese and you know what they are really saying

  • @panchampangoro4999
    @panchampangoro4999 5 лет назад +711

    “I beat the final boss in Pac-man” is definitely an Okuyasu line that Araki must have gotten rid of at some point
    It just fits too well

    • @BlackTempest1911
      @BlackTempest1911 5 лет назад +51

      maybe Araki just
      _forgot_

    • @ianalicando3548
      @ianalicando3548 4 года назад +5

      Capcom probably won’t allow it

    • @ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о
      @ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о 2 года назад +1

      @@ianalicando3548 bro read Bohemian Rhapsody arc, Araki doesnt give a shit if anything is allowed
      Also at the time Capcom made a game about Jojo

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 5 лет назад +4047

    So, basically Star Platinum the world over heaven act5 requiems ability is killing everyone insulting dolphins?

    • @Camelliatheok
      @Camelliatheok 5 лет назад +69

      Right

    • @rifqi-realexperience5179
      @rifqi-realexperience5179 5 лет назад +96

      No, its gonna torture those people for eternity

    • @DMagaan
      @DMagaan 5 лет назад +15

      Right

    • @vergilpng5516
      @vergilpng5516 5 лет назад +5

      Yes
      Switch souls or being the counter of someone is for (female sexual organism)

    • @ea2313
      @ea2313 5 лет назад +3

      And traveling to them at infinito speed

  • @tyroneblackmann
    @tyroneblackmann 5 лет назад +618

    I like imagining that Cioccolata has PTSD from Giorno and every Muda he hears gives him flashbacks.

    • @otony5219
      @otony5219 5 лет назад +22

      *JUST LIEK OCEAN MAN*

    • @sadkat4499
      @sadkat4499 5 лет назад +13

      Muda Flashback

    • @ohno7164
      @ohno7164 4 года назад +3

      a flashback for
      every.single.muda.

  • @katelystt
    @katelystt 5 лет назад +2396

    Hey Jotaro dolphins are:
    Really cool, can I now join the stardust crusaders?

    • @Xarphor
      @Xarphor 5 лет назад +214

      Araki decided no

    • @jotarokujo2251
      @jotarokujo2251 5 лет назад +267

      No

    • @champagneduo2431
      @champagneduo2431 5 лет назад +142

      Jotaro I'll buy you tickets to the dolphin show can I be part of the crusaders

    • @jotarokujo2251
      @jotarokujo2251 5 лет назад +215

      @@champagneduo2431 make it 2 for my son koichi and you are in.

    • @champagneduo2431
      @champagneduo2431 5 лет назад +72

      Ok *gets 2 tickets* here +do you have discord?

  • @obaiahmad
    @obaiahmad 5 лет назад +1479

    Dio throws a road roller
    Josuke's going to throw an ambulance on Kira yoshikage.

    • @TuskForce
      @TuskForce 5 лет назад +56

      Giorno throws a garbage truck on Cioccolata

    • @denifromdiscord
      @denifromdiscord 5 лет назад +40

      Jolyne throws a police car on pucci.

    • @ghostofsparta5100
      @ghostofsparta5100 5 лет назад +13

      Buccellati throws an ambulance on Secco

    • @anwpecirotan
      @anwpecirotan 5 лет назад +17

      Well it is good for health
      -dio

    • @ghostofsparta5100
      @ghostofsparta5100 5 лет назад +2

      @@anwpecirotan DAMNNN where is it SO familiar to me?

  • @zapp5237
    @zapp5237 5 лет назад +798

    1:49 Not a beautiful duwang. Didn't chew.

  • @ZarHakkar
    @ZarHakkar 5 лет назад +246

    I like how in these videos everyone is in Kakyoin egg-laying universe where nobody actually dies or is dead from the actual JoJo plot.

  • @itsjustsilver8172
    @itsjustsilver8172 5 лет назад +273

    Apparently all you need to do to summon Jotaro is to say “Dolphins suck”
    Oh hey what’s up Jota-

    • @agnozythehearthead
      @agnozythehearthead 5 лет назад +18

      Hiya, what`s u... Oh. Oh.
      *hearing loud oras
      He he, that was bad idea~
      Dolphins r very nice. Jotaro knows it. Better than dolphins can be only Koichi.
      HEY! JOTARO, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN! DOLPHINS R NICE, CALM DOWN!
      THAT WAS HIS BAD JOKE! UGHH... KOICHI WILL NEVER LOVE SOMEONE, WHO BEATS INNOCENT PEOPLE! THAT WAS ONLY BAD JOKE!

    • @sonice9020
      @sonice9020 5 лет назад

      😬😬

    • @MrSlought
      @MrSlought 5 лет назад +2

      Dolphins sucks. Where's the boi with weird cap?

    • @Phapchamp
      @Phapchamp 5 лет назад +3

      @@MrSlought RIP...

    • @MrSlought
      @MrSlought 5 лет назад +1

      @@Phapchamp Still there, as healthy as ever

  • @razormarkz
    @razormarkz 5 лет назад +850

    Rule #1 of jojo: DONT INSULT JOSKUE'S HAIR

  • @PupBruh
    @PupBruh 5 лет назад +681

    I was literally just binge watching all of your videos today and then you make this. Beautiful.

    • @MoonPies4Lyfe
      @MoonPies4Lyfe 5 лет назад +4

      Same here

    • @EinManU
      @EinManU 5 лет назад +16

      TODAY? i just found his channel 30 minutes ago, watched EVERYTHING, went back to my subbox and BOOM, *ANOTHER ONE*

    • @MoonPies4Lyfe
      @MoonPies4Lyfe 5 лет назад +6

      @@EinManU I found him yesterday as I saw the new jojo ep, I was sad and thus I found this channel in my recommended. His videos made me feel better

    • @EinManU
      @EinManU 5 лет назад +5

      @@MoonPies4Lyfe We will miss you bruno ;-;

    • @MoonPies4Lyfe
      @MoonPies4Lyfe 5 лет назад +5

      @@EinManU Yup ;w;
      Arrivederci ~

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 5 лет назад +295

    Wait what would Phoenix Wright do in Smash, Object them to death?

    • @samueleconcas2149
      @samueleconcas2149 5 лет назад +69

      Just look at his gameplay on Capcom vs Marvel 3

    • @midenarithmos9200
      @midenarithmos9200 5 лет назад +45

      Point them Enemies to submission literally with Your Finger while also throwing Junks and papers and sneezing.

    • @alexrecrem9094
      @alexrecrem9094 5 лет назад +41

      His final smash is just everyone getting smacked by a hammer. Including him

    • @SuperPeachfish
      @SuperPeachfish 5 лет назад +21

      That’s exactly what he would do

    • @HaluStorm
      @HaluStorm 5 лет назад +15

      I think the peoole he fights in mvc are a lot more menacing than smash's people

  • @MakianTheWorld
    @MakianTheWorld 5 лет назад +273

    Next episode: Kira and Giorno fuse into giorno yoshikage to defeat josuke once and for all (GONE WRONG)

  • @amalphusv3673
    @amalphusv3673 5 лет назад +44

    The AA music in the background omfg what a masterpiece

  • @valentora8667
    @valentora8667 5 лет назад +34

    0:28-0:30 Phoenix Wright confirmed for smash?!

  • @ZYBERPUNKZ
    @ZYBERPUNKZ 5 лет назад +29

    Literally at the start of any conversation involving Josuke
    Josuke: HUH?

  • @Karmatrine
    @Karmatrine 5 лет назад +14

    Can’t believe Kira yorshikage would do the unthinkable I’m crying and shaking rn 😳😳😳

  • @chemicxlboy
    @chemicxlboy 5 лет назад +31

    0:44 jotaro here defending the dolphins-

    • @baosith8078
      @baosith8078 4 года назад +5

      R.I.P
      Headphone Users
      (I'm one of them, and got my ear blasted... ;-;)

    • @grazielamink
      @grazielamink 4 года назад

      @PKMN Trainer R. Zius why did i turn my volume all the way up from reading this. my ears are fucking bleeding now.

  • @OniGamer00
    @OniGamer00 5 лет назад +34

    Cioccolata: I love standing in morioh for no re-
    Giorno: *7 page mudas Kira*
    Cioccolata: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *Continues to have traumatic flashbacks*

  • @o_ter
    @o_ter 5 лет назад +6

    "Sorry, that one was for Phoenix Wright" FINALLY SOMEONE IS ON MY SIDE ON THIS

  • @kiimpchi9192
    @kiimpchi9192 5 лет назад +13

    Are we not going to talk about Phoenix Wright's Smash card

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 лет назад +16

    Subspaceless_1 wishes for Phoenix Wright to join smash, even though it's probably never happening, wich leads him to commit toaster bath

  • @jackalpartisan
    @jackalpartisan 4 года назад +5

    “At least my hair looks better than Josuke’s weird hair”
    *10 seconds later*
    DORARARARARARARA

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 лет назад +10

    1:39 I just imagined Golden Wind with an AK

  • @AnimeLover-xm2sp
    @AnimeLover-xm2sp 5 лет назад +47

    We need a back story how kira got Giorno's hat

    • @UltraZombie115
      @UltraZombie115 5 лет назад +5

      Danilno Goryachevskih he took it when he was fighting Josuke

  • @red.dude1152
    @red.dude1152 5 лет назад +6

    I don't think you understand how much I look forward to these uploads

  • @reinerbraun9103
    @reinerbraun9103 4 года назад +22

    Cioccolata: I love standing here
    *hears Giorno’s 7 page muda from afar*
    Cioccolata: i take that back I hate being here

  • @mbingdedust4047
    @mbingdedust4047 4 года назад +5

    *Cioccolatta standing and Sudenly he remember 7 page muda*
    Cioccolatta : Aigh't im a head out

  • @xx_77
    @xx_77 5 лет назад +7

    ciacolatta(sorry) got his ptsd triggered

  • @samwic9372
    @samwic9372 4 года назад +1

    im literally in tears
    im LLITERALLY in TEARS
    this is so god damn funny i cant... i cant even express my adoration for this video
    i don't even know why
    its just too magnificent

  • @wilsonso5784
    @wilsonso5784 5 лет назад +9

    dude how do you come up with all this? This is truly a GOLDEN EXPERIENCE.

  • @zidanplayzplayzroblox1525
    @zidanplayzplayzroblox1525 4 года назад +1

    "oh how did you get here so fast anyways?"
    Jotaro:Visible confusion

  • @sakarain
    @sakarain 5 лет назад +49

    OI Josuke a new video came out

  • @DownloadingTitts
    @DownloadingTitts 5 лет назад +1

    josuke’s “Huh?” Fucking kills me. What a dork

  • @silverus3617
    @silverus3617 5 лет назад +6

    [jotaro punches him in the jaw]
    [josuke gets a bandage on his forehead]
    i see

  • @yoyohanaBR
    @yoyohanaBR 5 лет назад +1

    I love these videos
    Dio and Kira hanging out just to mess with Jotaro, Giorno, Josuke and others, is like I'm watching one of these old years cartoons
    Keep the awesome work 💙

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 лет назад +3

    Kira never walked again.

  • @notyepdranel961
    @notyepdranel961 5 лет назад +1

    I was recommended this thing on my home page twice, right beside each other.

  • @rosalie2948
    @rosalie2948 5 лет назад +3

    Ciocollata : “yeah I’m just gonna go now”

  • @DJ-po4mt
    @DJ-po4mt 5 лет назад +2

    Literally any time okuyasu talks to josuke, josuke goes “huh” 😂😂

  • @tyche1863
    @tyche1863 5 лет назад +7

    I really want Phoenix Wright in smash

  • @kiet4852
    @kiet4852 5 лет назад +1

    Kira: I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move

  • @burntbread2814
    @burntbread2814 5 лет назад +4

    1:20-1:48
    Ciocallata: oh no, the memories...
    *vietnam flashbacks*

  • @gee_kaz
    @gee_kaz 5 лет назад +1

    Everybody's gangstar until you steal Giorno hat, Insulting dolphins, and Disrespecting Josuke hair

  • @greenyyx
    @greenyyx 5 лет назад +3

    Oh my god this is like the most underrated youtube channel I've seen in years wtfff

  • @crusaderlazy3216
    @crusaderlazy3216 4 года назад +1

    Ciocolatta: *hears 7 page muda*
    Also Ciocolatta: VIETNAM FLASHBACK

  • @mizublackriver7021
    @mizublackriver7021 5 лет назад +2

    Today we will learn how a Japanese Student will make Tomato sauce out of a fellow Japanese Salaryman.
    After an Italian boy seasoned for him.

  • @PatrickStar-lq1uw
    @PatrickStar-lq1uw 5 лет назад +1

    please never end this godlike series.

  • @rohano6527
    @rohano6527 5 лет назад +9

    i love this jojoverse, should be part 9

    • @andresamaya6187
      @andresamaya6187 4 года назад +2

      Rohano I kinda unironically headcanon this as jojo part 9

  • @yuhin4694
    @yuhin4694 5 лет назад +2

    Okuyasu really wants to go to school in every video 😂

  • @anwpecirotan
    @anwpecirotan 5 лет назад +35

    What happen if koichi is the one who insult dolphin?

    • @bigfrog2152
      @bigfrog2152 5 лет назад +10

      A 7 page ora would happen

    • @anwpecirotan
      @anwpecirotan 5 лет назад +22

      @@bigfrog2152 but a dad should not hit his only child

    • @arkham7727
      @arkham7727 5 лет назад +23

      Koichi hates wildlife?
      No dignity.

    • @bigfrog2152
      @bigfrog2152 5 лет назад +4

      @@anwpecirotan yeah, thats why jotaro would disown him beforehand

    • @ethanhayes7038
      @ethanhayes7038 5 лет назад +4

      The universe commits part 6 ending.

  • @sonnietam5173
    @sonnietam5173 5 лет назад +2

    Giorno giovanna: 7 page muda on kira
    Ciocolatta: nopes the shit outta there

  • @josetomascamposrobledano4618
    @josetomascamposrobledano4618 5 лет назад +5

    I just did a marathon of your “art”. EZ sub!

  • @statusburning4113
    @statusburning4113 4 года назад +1

    everybody gangsta till' someone insults Josukes hair

  • @MariaBKBK
    @MariaBKBK 5 лет назад +10

    Sup dude
    Just came from reddit to add this to my favourites
    Keep being awesome 😁

  • @-Ryu
    @-Ryu 4 года назад +1

    Jotaro would clearly take that Smash invitation before Phoneix wright.

  • @Sam-eg3mm
    @Sam-eg3mm 5 лет назад +16

    Why did the fandom decide jotaro likes dolphins so much?

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 5 лет назад +21

      Because becoming a marine biologist is kinda funny given the character Jotaro is.

    • @conankaitoshuichiandheijii4696
      @conankaitoshuichiandheijii4696 5 лет назад

      I'm kinda confused. Does Jataro loves dolphins?

    • @conankaitoshuichiandheijii4696
      @conankaitoshuichiandheijii4696 5 лет назад

      Oops I mean Jotaro Kujo,not Jataro Kemuri

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 5 лет назад

      @@conankaitoshuichiandheijii4696 I really think it's just because lots of people like dolphins and it's the first marine mammal that comes to peoples' mind.

  • @elonmusk921
    @elonmusk921 5 лет назад

    This is one of my new favorite channels. Please god never stop making these

  • @vergilpng5516
    @vergilpng5516 5 лет назад +3

    Josuke wtf did you say that, you know when someone insults dolphins i exting from the universe the person who say it and i- oh kira tricked you?

  • @jamz1507
    @jamz1507 5 лет назад +1

    This is my favorite sitcom thank you.

  • @betelgeuse4a
    @betelgeuse4a 5 лет назад +5

    "At least my hair looks better than Josuke's weird hair."
    **turns**
    *to be continued*

  • @anomel2468
    @anomel2468 5 лет назад +1

    Really liking the character development so far

  • @RainTeaWeather
    @RainTeaWeather 5 лет назад +4

    Wait, Is Kira wearing a hat referring to the short story Dead man's questions?

  • @NSHG
    @NSHG 5 лет назад +2

    "This is Giorno's hat"
    **uses Speedwagon's hat**

  • @ariannamullins1644
    @ariannamullins1644 5 лет назад +4

    How do you be doing these videos? There funny as hell.

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 5 лет назад +1

    Cioccolata going for vacation just to get PTSD

  • @shibabutter9954
    @shibabutter9954 5 лет назад

    I just wanna say that I watch these whenever I’m doing anything and I thoroughly enjoy them. Don’t stop this beautiful work

  • @harris6739
    @harris6739 Год назад

    "I sure do love standing here in Morioh for no reason" caught me off guard

  • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
    @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 4 года назад +1

    Kira's getting eliminated by Giorno and Ciocolatta's just looking at them like bruh

  • @friedchickenthegreat5162
    @friedchickenthegreat5162 3 года назад

    Everytime Okuyasu Talks to Josuke, Josuke always reply with a confused "Huh?" And it always kills me laughing

  • @kazranjamison1125
    @kazranjamison1125 5 лет назад

    So glad I subbed for this channel, no other slice of life anime or show or comic could ever compare to these masterpieces

  • @flashcasper6248
    @flashcasper6248 4 года назад

    Josuke’s “huh?” Is the best thing ever lmao

  • @hectorbaker6607
    @hectorbaker6607 5 лет назад

    Stubbled upon your most recent video, then saw there’s a fucking lore behind it. Instantly subscribed, can’t wait for the next one

  • @SuouTsukasaKingofKnights
    @SuouTsukasaKingofKnights 3 года назад +1

    Plot Twist: Ciocolatta survive the dump trick and go to Morioh

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 года назад

    I love how Cioccolata walks away and then takes tiny peaks at the beat down

  • @raiseasato
    @raiseasato 5 лет назад

    Holy shit this easily becoming one of my favorite channels.

  • @Prenz01
    @Prenz01 4 года назад

    Jotaro is around the corner having a ptsd related breakdown breakdown

  • @FrancisHD
    @FrancisHD 5 лет назад

    "Sorry, that letter was meant for Phoenix Wright"
    THE BEST LINE EVER

  • @thetrashtrain3774
    @thetrashtrain3774 5 лет назад

    ”At least My hair looks better than josuke’s stupid hair”
    10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster

  • @J.X_side
    @J.X_side 5 лет назад

    Angelo is the real last enemy!! So silent and watching everything.

  • @Law01YT
    @Law01YT 5 лет назад

    Eventually Kira stopped thinking

  • @paranoidllama2203
    @paranoidllama2203 5 лет назад

    holy i found a gold mine of a channel i love this

  • @johnnyhernandez1804
    @johnnyhernandez1804 4 года назад +3

    Damn, Giorno 7 page muda’d Kira.

  • @notoriousjester2593
    @notoriousjester2593 5 лет назад

    How dare you put speed wagons hat on Kira, I demand a gentlemanly duel over this good sir!

  • @gnarlypancake2362
    @gnarlypancake2362 4 года назад +1

    Kars does the unthinkable.

  • @Krushking99
    @Krushking99 5 лет назад +2

    "Huh?"
    -Josuke

  • @twotonedrebel1891
    @twotonedrebel1891 5 лет назад

    Kira does what's called an epic gamer move

  • @god_of_none
    @god_of_none 5 лет назад

    You are funniest jojokester I’ve found. Definitely subbing, this was hilarious

  • @lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804
    @lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804 5 лет назад

    The thought of Okuyasu saying "indeed" has me quaking

  • @GoldFrog699
    @GoldFrog699 4 года назад +1

    That was my worst day indeed.

  • @mirasthespinuser2806
    @mirasthespinuser2806 5 лет назад

    This is like watching a puppet show and I love it

  • @ahmada.2069
    @ahmada.2069 4 года назад +1

    *"Sorry, that letter was meant for Phoenix Wright."*
    PENIX WRIGHT FOR SMASH CONFIRMED!????

  • @imaghost2961
    @imaghost2961 4 года назад

    The part with the Smash Bros letter kills me every time. 😂😂😂😂

  • @AceKitsune32
    @AceKitsune32 5 лет назад

    Subbed! These videos are great and underrated pieces of art

  • @alphaniumplatinum
    @alphaniumplatinum 4 года назад

    Kira does the unthinkable...
    He doesn't live a quiet life.

  • @Coopidge
    @Coopidge 5 лет назад

    Just discovered these. They're actually fucking incredible and you should be proud.