Nothing wrong with "swearing." Bad words are an incorporeal concept. They do not exist. It's a human perception, arbitrarily attributed. Words have no meaning or power beyond what people give to them.
Numerous studies have proven beyond a doubt that people who swear are more honest and trustworthy. The reason is quite simple if I'm not worried about offending you with my language then I'm damn sure not worried about offending you with the truth but if I don't want to offend you I might lie to you to avoid doing so. There's plenty of clean comedy out there find what you like and stop complaining about what you don't and have a lovely day
I love this Guy , no matter what he does , stand up comedy or a Movie he's funny as Hell . I went and seen about a year ago gotta say it was one of the best comedy shows I've been too .😂🤣
Used to work fairs and carnivals when they came to town. Started as a cashier selling tickets until old enough to work the joints and buck tub. Enjoyed it.
"Came in limping, nose bleeding like a greyhound bus overturned and hes trying to get help or something" lmfao damn. I havent laughed that hard in a long time hahaha
So some one really knows! I'm from Texas originally and when I got back to the US I kissed that nasty Detroit International Airport tarmac! Home in the United States 🇺🇸!
"Freak Accident" reminds me of a George Carlin line..."The San Diego Freeway was the scene of a freak accident today, as 3 freaks in a camper crashed into 6 freaks in a van..."
He would have saved money flying standby,for sure. I priced Trailsway and Greyhound bus back in the sixties from Dallas to Washington DC. 3 days with lots of stops and figured about $20 a day in food and then called the airlines and it was way cheaper to fly.That is what sunk them.
In the mid seventies Trailways and Greyhound were in a price war and it was 49.95 to go anywhere they traveled. I spent over a month combined doing three and four way trips across Country. I was in my late teens , I met a lot of interesting people and learned that the worst part of any town in America is in close proximity to Bus Terminals.
No Greyhound loves over selling buses. Back in 2006 I road a bus from Hinesville GA to Memphis, TN and it took 3 days because they decided to sell tickets on a full bus and I was stuck sleeping on the floor in a bus station until another bus was on the way. I wonder how many people never made it home for Christmas because they bought the Greyhound tickets. It was cheap though or I wouldn’t have gone home for Christmas.
I rode a Grayhound bus from Ark. To Albany NY back in 2009- 38 dang hours and 9 bus changes with 2 one hour layovers and a filthy toilet on the buses - NEVER AGAIN
Lmfa unless he was in front of a new england crowd or he's was currently in new england that stop and shop reference. Haha Or as I call "Chop and Chop"
I wonder if some people can remember the proposal for kites of some sort to be used by people to jump out of skyscrapers if the building was hit by an airplane? This would have been right after 9-11. That freak accident joke triggered this memory I have, almost certian it is true,
Eeeh... This video needs subtitles. I speak English, and some more. But whatever his language is, I definetly don't understand. Wooh, that sounds like it was spoken on a stallion at Trafalgar Square! Still true though. But don't get mad.
Does he still talk about the starving Pygmies in New Guinea or have the PC Police made him stop? Personally I was amazed that his tow truck alter ego got away with saying "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" at the end of Cars.
Here's one. " I'm ok. A little shaken up but I'm ok. I just got done giving my statement to the police. I can't believe I was robbed at the 711 in broad daylight on my way to work this morning. They got everything. All my money. The cops asked me if I knew who robbed me. I said yes . They asked if I would be willing to point them out in a lineup. I said no need , The thief is right outside.....it was pump number two."
I once waited 12 hours in Phoenix, Arizona, on a layover to Pamona, California, due to mechanical trouble on the plane. It would have been faster to rent a car and drive there.
Yeah my 1st bus ride across the country I realized that about the 32nd small town we stopped at that it wasn't a straight through bus trip. Speaking of hitchhiking, you don't see many people doing it anymore
A circus came to town and the fattest lady was going to marry the skinniest man in the world the bearded lady was best maid the smallest man was best man conjoined twins were train bearers the guests were the clowns and hairy were all put in the van to go to the church there was a terrible accident the bodies were all over the road mangled the police chief was being interviewed by the news crew and he said I can honestly say that this is the worst freak accident I have ever seen.
A freak accident is driving down the highway on your motorcycle and having a port-o-let fall off the truck in front of you and kill you. That really happened.
@Rob A. Dear Rob, I have not been seeing him for a long time, that's how I could tell he was so much bigger. I haven't seen his uppity attitude, but we both know money can ruin a man if he lets it. Thanks for the info......
It’s a “freak accident” when you are at that same filling station and some fool with a kite on his back lands on you!
I remember George Carlin’s description of a freak accident: 8 freaks in a van colliding with 6 freaks in a pickup.
After so much horrible news these days, it’s good to have some good clean laughs.
Great comedy with no swearing,a rare treat these days, absolutely love it, from the hills of Donegal 🇮🇪🍀🇮🇪💚🇺🇸🇮🇪
Dry Bar Comedy Club...Its the best 👍..
Nothing wrong with "swearing." Bad words are an incorporeal concept. They do not exist. It's a human perception, arbitrarily attributed. Words have no meaning or power beyond what people give to them.
Numerous studies have proven beyond a doubt that people who swear are more honest and trustworthy. The reason is quite simple if I'm not worried about offending you with my language then I'm damn sure not worried about offending you with the truth but if I don't want to offend you I might lie to you to avoid doing so. There's plenty of clean comedy out there find what you like and stop complaining about what you don't and have a lovely day
@@zodarian6705 ZZZZZZZZZZ
@@Padraig50 well that's an intelligent fucking response
I'm still laughing from a bit in his Blue Collar tour when he explained that his Grandma (or Aunt??) gets the walking farts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha, she was at the bass pro shop, and they accused her of stealing a duck call and the stink bait.
I know that's funny but it's true. Occasionally I do get them.
@@woohunter1 Kudos, that's funny.
And Grandpa thought he was back in WW2 fighting the germans.
What’s funny for me is my grandmother DOES THAT!
Where you been, Larry? We missed you, dude. Great stuff.
Larry is following Christ. Heard his podcast. I follow with him.
I love this Guy , no matter what he does , stand up comedy or a Movie he's funny as Hell .
I went and seen about a year ago gotta say it was one of the best comedy shows I've been too .😂🤣
It's hard to follow a Trump headliner.
@@laurendoe168 It's harder to find logic in teary eyed left wing cry babies.
I've never seen him doing the weather
Bro have you seen that movie the health inspector?😂
Larry ALWAYS bring the truth 😂😂😂
gotta love larry, man.. I remember back in the mid 90s, it was him, the retnick jeff foxworthy, and ron white, too hilarious man
And Bill Engvall.
Every time a freak dies, an angel rings a bell.
Let’s hope we see the 4 horseman of the blue collar tour back together again. If the eagles can do it…come on guys.
Highly unlikely because Bill Engvall is currently doing his farewell tour
@@marlanegohl4091 He's not dead, but he is retiring.
@@hanc37 my bad. Believed a rumor. Sorry
Not all the originaleagles did a comeback
Jeff Foxworthy isn’t even funny
"$0.08 a day? You can't keep a gerbil alive for $0.08 a day!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Used to work fairs and carnivals when they came to town. Started as a cashier selling tickets until old enough to work the joints and buck tub. Enjoyed it.
We need newscasters to be more like this.
They are so tight you can hear their underwear squish practically in their seat😂😂
Yes
Greyhound , a step below hitchhiking.
"Came in limping, nose bleeding like a greyhound bus overturned and hes trying to get help or something" lmfao damn. I havent laughed that hard in a long time hahaha
His accent makes the jokes 10x better 🤣🤣🤣
He really doesn't have that accent. I saw him in a interview and he explained it
What aksent?
@@themedic4050 his southern accent
Yea its kind of funny if you here his real voice he sounds nothing like this its kinda high pitched lol
He's from Pawnee,Nebraska.
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 I LOVE THIS GUY OH MY GOSH 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
" Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are"
Let me tell you that’s funny right there
The joke with those women and Bill Clinton has got to be the best part of this clip
Larry for president!!!
I love love LOVE my COUNTRY. Go to another one and you will be just peachy WHEN YOU COME HOME
So some one really knows! I'm from Texas originally and when I got back to the US I kissed that nasty Detroit International Airport tarmac! Home in the United States 🇺🇸!
That's the best description of a freak accident I've ever heard.
Did anyone notice 0:20 He says Dadgum
I love Larry the Cable Guy
dadgum! holy-smokes!
What a real MAN! John P.
I got to meet Larry at McCurdy's comedy club in Bradenton Fl. Back in the late 90's, I still have My Get-R-Done tee shirt.
I closed my eyes and thought it was mater from the movie cars 😂
It was Mater 😉
looks like you hit every one of those buffets Larry lol
i almost pissed myself laughing
Beautiful
"Not again". Lololol!!!
Yes that is right!!!
A fart stuck sideways
Hahaha
Maybe the bleeding guy was in a freak accident.
lol!
"Freak Accident" reminds me of a George Carlin line..."The San Diego Freeway was the scene of a freak accident today, as 3 freaks in a camper crashed into 6 freaks in a van..."
that right there is funny
Get er done
There was a freak accident on the highway. Five hippies were injured when their VW bus crashed while avoiding another hippie crossing the highway.
It still is a freak accident. A freak having an accident.
Good one
Everyone's favorite!
Was a stagetech & met Larry when he first started ..
The bus from port Antonio to Kingston Jamaica is much slower
Yes, that's a freak accident. Love the Bill Clinton joke
Hey, that’s some funny stuff
Larry for President the us is a joke we need a good comedian for president in 2024
Larry is greatest ❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂😂
Fartoprack def meaning a fart that makes your back crack
Great comedy! LOL!
He would have saved money flying standby,for sure. I priced Trailsway and Greyhound bus back in the sixties from Dallas to Washington DC. 3 days with lots of stops and figured about $20 a day in food and then called the airlines and it was way cheaper to fly.That is what sunk them.
In the mid seventies Trailways and Greyhound were in a price war and it was 49.95 to go anywhere they traveled.
I spent over a month combined doing three and four way trips across Country.
I was in my late teens , I met a lot of interesting people and learned that the worst part of any town in America is in close proximity to Bus Terminals.
No Greyhound loves over selling buses. Back in 2006 I road a bus from Hinesville GA to Memphis, TN and it took 3 days because they decided to sell tickets on a full bus and I was stuck sleeping on the floor in a bus station until another bus was on the way. I wonder how many people never made it home for Christmas because they bought the Greyhound tickets. It was cheap though or I wouldn’t have gone home for Christmas.
Grandpa Larry gets better with age.
Hello dear I feel shy to do this can I have your Facebook or Instagram name so that we talk
Good stuff!!
Two clowns in a knife fight? I smell som new entertainment right there 🤔😏👍
thanks for sharing
Me and my dad always liked this guy.
LOL, stop, I must catch my breath.
Funny... all the best from New Zealand
I rode a Grayhound bus from Ark. To Albany NY back in 2009- 38 dang hours and 9 bus changes with 2 one hour layovers and a filthy toilet on the buses - NEVER AGAIN
Yeah I heard get on the bus or get under it one time. And I thought to myself well I'll just write on the bumper
Lmfa unless he was in front of a new england crowd or he's was currently in new england that stop and shop reference. Haha Or as I call "Chop and Chop"
Who else noticed the mountain turned into a building?
I wonder if some people can remember the proposal for kites of some sort to be used by people to jump out of skyscrapers if the building was hit by an airplane? This would have been right after 9-11. That freak accident joke triggered this memory I have, almost certian it is true,
I knew the first time I heard him on the ron and ron radio show here in Florida that he was going Big time..
Please come do a show in Sask Canada
Eeeh... This video needs subtitles. I speak English, and some more. But whatever his language is, I definetly don't understand. Wooh, that sounds like it was spoken on a stallion at Trafalgar Square! Still true though. But don't get mad.
Why is it than every time i get drunk
I got this guy up…..
I traveled Greyhound once, 400 mile trip took 18 hours. NEVER again.
I used to ride Greyhound but the saddle got too big and I got saddle sore
Help…… what’s this man’s name . Funny as hell .
@@tillymynt9054 🥰😋🤭
Damn he's funny.
Not again 🤣
Does he still talk about the starving Pygmies in New Guinea or have the PC Police made him stop? Personally I was amazed that his tow truck alter ego got away with saying "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" at the end of Cars.
Fan that wants to attempt to maybe make a class klown for the people who pay to chuckle like a bowl of jello
I was wondering what Larry's been up to, go to see him again
The clock keeps ticking...for Larry too. Sadly.
119 days 🤣🤣
So funny
Here's a joke for you Larry the Cable Guy: You don't see a "Now Hiring" at a Mortuary!
Could be "now hiring" at the cemetery.
Yeah....their all dying to get in
Had to have my right leg amputated below the knee...I already have one foot in the grave! Lol 🤣
Here's one. " I'm ok. A little shaken up but I'm ok. I just got done giving my statement to the police. I can't believe I was robbed at the 711 in broad daylight on my way to work this morning. They got everything. All my money. The cops asked me if I knew who robbed me. I said yes . They asked if I would be willing to point them out in a lineup. I said no need , The thief is right outside.....it was pump number two."
@@johnny5fingers0966
Don't cha know? Good one!! 👍
I once waited 12 hours in Phoenix, Arizona, on a layover to Pamona, California, due to mechanical trouble on the plane. It would have been faster to rent a car and drive there.
But still faster than a greyhound bus lol
Lol
This is where bumper stickers come from just refer to Forrest Gump
not again LOL
Tell MATH to figure it out for itself.
💪💪💪🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👊🤙
"I went from Sanford Florida" What the heck were you doing in Sanford, there's nothing down there but... Oh... research....
Yeah my 1st bus ride across the country I realized that about the 32nd small town we stopped at that it wasn't a straight through bus trip.
Speaking of hitchhiking, you don't see many people doing it anymore
A circus came to town and the fattest lady was going to marry the skinniest man in the world the bearded lady was best maid the smallest man was best man conjoined twins were train bearers the guests were the clowns and hairy were all put in the van to go to the church there was a terrible accident the bodies were all over the road mangled the police chief was being interviewed by the news crew and he said I can honestly say that this is the worst freak accident I have ever seen.
Please leave. Please. That was so painful I'm actually crying.
Re used joke joke from Geechy Guy. Definition of Freak accident
A freak accident is driving down the highway on your motorcycle and having a port-o-let fall off the truck in front of you and kill you. That really happened.
Never rode a Greyhound .. always Continental ..
He's getting bigger, too much high living......
@Rob A. Dear Rob, I have not been seeing him for a long time, that's how I could tell he was so much bigger. I haven't seen his uppity attitude, but we both know money can ruin a man if he lets it. Thanks for the info......
Mr Hastings is ok
damn i dont know what it is, but I'm pretty sure his accent makes it so he doesn't look fat, he jus looks cool
Ya
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"94 percent said 'not again'c!
Hey, those parachute s have the least complaints there ever was….
😂😂😂😂
Who jumped off their house with a pillowcase and expected a soft landing?
I jumped off the garage with an umbrella ☔ for a parachute. When I was about 10 years old, it didn't end well. 😅😅