George Formby - "I Can Tell It By My Horoscope"

From the film "Trouble Brewing" (1939).
I CAN TELL IT BY MY HOROSCOPE
I can read the future and tell if fate's unkind.
The stars I've read I'll look ahead and this is what I find
Snowstorms and hails, blizzards and gales, through fog away we grope
But next July its going to be dry I can tell it by my horoscope
Climbing last week a big mountain peak, I slipped down the rocky slope
I cried as I fell "I'm on my way to bed, I can tell it by my horoscope".
There's lucky colours, lucky stones, lucky numbers too.
Lucky eight as sure as fate will always pull me through.
My cousin Kate is putting on weight, I said "Your beyond all hope"
Nature's unkind, your future's all behind, I can tell it by your horoscope.
Said Grandpa so gay, mixed bathing one day "With Flappers I still can cope"
I'm older in years but I've got some young ideas, I can tell it by my horoscope
My cousin Joe pulled a wishbone with Flo and said, "For the best let's hope"
Then he whispered, "Ooh! My wish is coming true, I can tell it by my horoscope".
There's lucky colours, lucky stones, lucky numbers too.
Lucky eight as sure as fate will always pull me through.
I've studied stars, Venus and Mars, for Venus there isn't much hope.
She's all wrapped in gauze with a pair of flannel socks I can tell it by your horoscope