Tierlisting Games Based On Their Vending Machines
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- Vending Machines are much more complicated than you may think, so today we rank a bunch of random video games soley based on their vending machines!
Shoutout to the Video Game Soda Machine project, it's a website that documents soda machines in many video games and was a huge help in the research for this video: vgsmproject.com/
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Footage Credits:
Gta: • Vending Machine in GTA...
Superliminal recorded by AquaticSans on discord
Sims 3: • The Sims 3 University ...
Cold War Perk-a-colas: • COD : Black Ops Cold W...
Cod Zombies Der Wunderfizz: • Call of Duty Zombies D...
Black Ops 4: • All Blood Of The Dead ...
Cod Zombies: • COD Zombies - Evolutio...
Mario Kart Superbell Subway: • Mario Kart 8: Super Be...
Mario kart splatoon: • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | ...
Fallout 3: • Fallout 3: Nuka-Cola T...
Cyberpunk vending machine quest: • Cyberpunk 2077 - Brend...
(The rest of the footage I recorded myself)
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🎵Music:
SUBWAY SURFERS (Main Theme)
Plants vs zombies Loonboon
Main Theme - The Everybody Votes Channel
AMONG US - OST - MAIN THEME SONG [HQ]
GTA San Andreas Theme Song
Superliminal OST - I Wonder (Level 1 - Induction)
Robot 64 OST - Title
Sherbet Land (N64) - Mario Kart Wii [OST]
The Stanley Parable OST 'Exploring Stanley'
Cod Zombies - Damned
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Super Bell Subway
Main Theme - Bloons TD 5
Five Stars - Atom Bomb Baby
Mario Kart DS [OST] - Delfino Square
Moonview Highway - Mario Kart Wii [OST]
Cyberpunk 2077 - The Rebel Path
Cyberpunk 2077 - V
Hot Wheels World Race (Video Game) OST - 02 - Main Title
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Table of Contents
0:00 Intro
1:00 Stray
1:19 Skate 3
1:36 Among Us
1:58 Grand Theft Auto Series
2:59 Superliminal
3:29 Baldi's Basics
3:46 Sims Series
4:43 Stanley Parable/Left 4 Dead
5:04 Call Of Duty Zombies Series
6:23 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
6:54 Roblox
7:34 Fallout Series
9:25 Planet Coaster
9:56 Hot Lava
10:14 Cyberpunk 2077
11:25 Outro
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I am glad to see The Stanley Parable once more. No tierlist is complete without The Stanley Parable even if it got put in the worst tier.
too bad the sequel machine was left out
i watched someone play the stanley parable on live stream maybe 2 weeks ago it was cool
Nice pfp darvoth
I will make sure to add Stanley Parable to my “Which Problem Solverz character would people simp for the most if they were in a better art style” tier list
@@BinglesP good.
You had the perfect opportunity to call the Cyberpunk tier “Friending Machine”
I was literally about to comment this
Yep
scrungly fends 😃
Fun fact about the san andreas sprunk machines, Joel from Vinesauce managed to irreversibly corrupt his save file in the definitive edition by repeatedly using a sprunk machine over and over for an hour straight
sprunk'd
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now. Just like that!
He sprunk'd it
0:32
@@aatishkhank4a444do the mario
I like how his editing is just sensory overload
When he said "it's tierlistin' time" i was touched. Truly one of the tierlists of all time.
@@Pockie141 No
😳😳😳 by whom?
@@JaggedMedal maybe
@@mago7581 quite
it was so epic when polygon donut said "it's tierlistin' time" and started tierlisting all over the place
Would love to see the vending machine from Kirby and the Forgotten Land ranked, you can finally become the vending 🤯🤯
vending!!!!
I loved it when kirby said "its vending time" and machined all over the lovecraftian horror
Reject kirbo, embrace the machine
@@shinyrowlet532 truly one of the most scenes of all time
Exactly
This is quite a creative video, I like how you just take objects like Doors, vending machines, etc and then rank those objects on how good both their functionality, design, and lore is through sets of quite goofy tiers.
5:50 Fun Fact: If you look closely at the Cold War Wunderfizz, it is actually a mashup between the OG Wunderfizz first found in Origins and parts of the old perk a cola machines found in the og Aether story (WaW to BO3). On the top left you can see old speed cola, the top right old juggernog,and at the bottom the base of old Quick Revive.
Also, the reason why in Cold War the Perk-a-colas are now in cans instead of bottles is to fit with the 80s theme of the game, as opposed to the 40s glass bottles
Stardew Valley has one vending machine that sells one thing, but it's a soda that's important to the lore and stuff, so I'm curious how it would be ranked
at least vendeez nuts 👍 tier
Yooo I also wanted to see this one, I commented about It in community post.
@@dizzy_jump ive seen you before i think HMMMMMMMMMMM
@@somerobloxdude3699 ok
Not enough vending 😡 tier probably
This is truly one of the tier lists of all time
Wow so funny I wonder how you came up with that one
(Jetstream Sam pfp🤯)
treu :)
Whats ur full name weakest d?
Man when he said “it’s vendin machinein time” I really felt that. 10/10, would vendin machine again
Great list! I really love Bioshock's vending machines: the designs are great, they have different theme songs and you can hack them for cheaper products and/or unlock otherwise unavailable items.
I think my favorite has to go to the Borderlands series. Not only are there plenty of vending machines, but they're also usable, useful, and you get to meet the characters who made the machines are branded after!
same, they all look similar but are a small haven in the games
not only are the machines usable, they're the main way to purchase things in the series (the only way in the first game)
Yume 2kki has a lot of items you get from vending machines, including but not limited to: basic soda cans, entire wedding cakes, ship in a bottle, and ice cream.
You can find them in lots of worlds, a lot of times the vending machines match their surrounding environment
Outer Worlds doesn't get a lot of attention, but I figured with the copious amounts of vending machines they use, I was hoping for that one 😅 but damn this is a good vid!
I agree!
Neon White has vending machines that work a bit weirdly, they spit out set cards, whether its health or weapons, everytime you hit them (Katana slashes, gunfire, explosions, or punches)
Also Postal 4 has pretty funky looking Vending machines that can get you practically anything for the right coin
Loved this video, especially when Polygon Donut said “Its Polygondonuten Time,” and he PolygonDonuted all over the place
I POLYGON DONUTED 😰😰😰
@@PolygonDonut yes
@@PolygonDonut 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
definitely one of the polygon donut of all time
@@PolygonDonut i like your videos but the majority of your fanbase is insufferable
Vending machines are just, amazing.
- They give you food and water
- Its convenient
- amazing
Vending machines have changed the world for the better.
no, because new jersey has them. new jersey ruined the world
@@MatthewT394 you dont even know the history of new jersey
As a fallout character I am are honoured to get the Legendary Vending 😇 tier.
Lovely video. Love the 2000s aesthetic
I am saddened by the lack of Borderlands, which relies on vending machines, in this tier list
yeah
Pongon dummy 😪
There's some vending machines in Animal Crossing: New Horizons that you didn't mention. They have multiple different customization options.
Vendeez Nuts tier
I love this series of focusing on one random element throughout all games
this man will tierlist games based on their air quality pretty soon
Bioshock had the Circus of Values, not sure if it qualifies as a vending machine but I'd put it in God-Tier for the classic jingle and voice line it plays when you walk over to it
I'm pretty sure Bioshock Infinite had vending machines for some of the various vigors, too.
except they appeared rarely and were usually empty.
what about the wanderer's garden?
Man i'm loving this tierlist content, you're one of the only RUclipsrs that can make tierlists extremely interesting from start to end.
Also you forgot the Yakuza vending machines :(
bro u forgoring about kirby forgor lan where u ARE the vending macheen?
Thank you!!! Im sorry i cant include every game, it would take too long to make and get more repetitive if I mention lots of games that have similar vending machines.
@@PolygonDonut It's fine man, just seeing you upload is already a joy :)
Yo Kai watch has vending machines that usually only dispense Y-cola, Soul tea, Spiritizer-Y, or, if you are lucky, X-treme! They have several mentions from NPC’s, can be found at some stores, at even have relevence in quests! They have an additional type of vending machine that are blue and can have items or even Yo-Kai under them. In Yo-Kai Watch 2, you can even get an old version of Y-Cola, showing they even had a presence in the past to add to representation elsewhere. The vending machines have an additional use in Yo-Kai Watch 2 in the Infinite Tunnel, where they dispense random items or even yo-kai. They also have varying prices from machine to machine in the infinite tunnel. Take this information if Polygon Doughnut ever decides to make a part 2.
This was a really fun video! If you make another one, consider reviewing Outer Worlds vending machines! They have their own jingles too! They're cute!
The Half-Life series has some pretty cool vending machines, would love to see you rank those!
Yes I love the half life vending machines. In hl1 they can give out up to 10 health while in hl2 there's one that's a secret door.
I FUCKING LOVE DR BREEN'S PRIVATE RESERVE!!!
@@barneecalhoungaming YEAH WATER LETS GO!!-
How did I even get here?
YES FINNALLY SOMEONE EDUCATED
@@ericvandenavond8748 lol
Vending machines are the most important thing you need in life. Without its funny numbers, jummy drinks and food plus the legendary design i really shouldn't know how to live.
I just found a bad typo
@@srongxgmd9830 whay fo tou man
@@AHHHHHHHH21 yeah that was funny
@@srongxgmd9830 ? How is it funny? I was just pointing out that there we no typos
@@AHHHHHHHH21 "in line"
Why do u never fail to amaze me with what you tierlist
you are the only youtuber i can watch on regular speed. everyone else has to be on 1.75. thank you for speaking at a good pace ! 😂
This is epic
Certainly
Congrants on being first
i agree 👍💯😎
Vending Machines are pretty epic.
J 😀
One of the main mouthful modes in Kirby and the Forgotten 💀 Land is a vending machine, the same brand as two entire levels (!!) in the game and several in-universe advertisements. Given that Kirby shoots out soda cans, I'd say that that somewhat satisfies the Goofy Gamer Instincts. Mid to high tier
that... that wasn't a TBOI reference, right?
Kirby in the forgor land
@@dlp6567 i didn't have any in my comment and i wouldn't think the mechanic itself is
@@diffjuns323 no, i'm about "The Forgotten💀"
@@dlp6567 ahhh no that was a "i forgor 💀" joke
10:46 geortmiry desh rerefenc
*insert bass boosted slaughterhouse music*
Turbo overkill has a few vending machines, you use them to buy ammunition and perks to stylize your playstyle
Id put them at vendeez nuts 👍 tier
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who asked.
@@jaded151 deez mom
@@jaded151 who asked you? Nobody. yet here we are.
@@NoobOfShame who asked?
when pongon said “its teirlisting time”
i truly teirlisted all over the place .
very teirlisting moment.
LMAO BEST COMMENT
@@PolygonDonut lol
@@comedysalt4482 i have seen four of this comment
Splatoon has really cool vending machines + bonus points for, in the lore, the company who makes them also makes the tenta missiles or in others words portable nukes
plus the new tacticooler special!
In planet coaster, the DLC World's fair adds SOOOO MANY VENDING MACHINES AND BRANDS!
Starbound has a vending machine in the intro tutorial and theyre present in many of the settlements. I think they are vendeez nuts tier
you see, the problem with this is that Chucklefish should never see the light of day
Can't believe those chucklefucks made stardew valley
Fuck them and their starbound shit for disappointing us during release
Another one that I saw someone comment was the vending machines in subnautica, they give you funny snacks and there is also a coffee vending machine that has a funny little voice.
This video reminds me of this website that is 100% dedicated to video game vending machines, i bet the people running it would enjoy this video.
They are linked in the description btw
@@PolygonDonut Oh neat! I bet that source must have helped you a lot when making this video!
Black Mesa’s vending ing machines upon interacting you get a soda can that you can interact which gives you 1 more health
Edit after I finished the video : I'd never thought I'd see the day where I would sit and listen to Polygon talk about vending machines for nearly 12 minutes.
_Yo_ I never knew the Sims has spin-off games until you mentioned them in the search of vending machines. And I never knew _Mario Kart_ had vending machines either!
By the way, wow. You really know your vending machines. I applaud you for your knowledge and dedication to mention all of them.
I just fucking love this guy. His content is always just so entertaining.
ikr
THANK YOU
@@PolygonDonut OMG, you are so welcome. You are one of the greatest youtuber on here. I am so glad, that i found your channel. It always puts a smile on my face, when i feel down. Thank you so much for your amazing work.
Golden Light is a roguelike reverse prop hunt horror game with a single, generic brandless vending machine that can not only be a stage prop, but also an enemy. one of the helpful characters in the game is also one of these vending machines, and they sell random consumables (though they look far from tasty).
10:45 man I heard slaughterhouse and really whent "IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFRENCE" 😭😭😭
yay polygon donut is back with a tier listing video!! i love these :)
Probably the half life vending machines as they both a. Serves in setting the tone of it being bleek like everything else
And B. One of them is also a secret door to a lab.
goldsrc half life games have useable vending machines
Sorry i couldn’t include half life I ran out of time
Don't forget that hl1 the soda gives you health and you can break them
The bioshock vending machines would be like top tier
Good Tierlist,Good Job!
you forgot about stampylonghead's bone and porkchop vending machine for his dogs
You can't do a vending machine tier list without the one that introduced the legend of vending to shooters half life 1 which are usable, breakable, and the soda gives you health and half life 2s are goofy and add to the bleak setting because it is just water but unusable
Hl1 is top tier
Hl2 is high mid but the cans that supposedly come out of them have a >B face so top tier
Demolition Company, a game by the developers behind Farming Simulator series, HAS a vending machine, but even though Farming Simulator is much more popular, it does not have one
Persona 5 has Vending Machines trough the game which you can use to buy cheap recovery items in the form of drinks and sodas, you could empty the machines of drinks and they will restock the next in-game Monday, they are somewhat important especially in the earlygame as an easy source of SP recovery, which is usually hard/expensive to come across
For a potential part 2 I'd say a game called The Outer Worlds has the best vending machines around
- There are a whole lot all across the game world (spanning multiple planets)
- There are many different brands of vending machine. With the whole Anti-Capitalism message of the game the brands are integral to the story and a very big part of the lore, so they add to the worldbuilding
- They look neat and fit in nicely with the atmosphere of the game (which feels great)
- Every time you use one they have a little jingle (one unique to each brand) :]
- You can hack them to sell them things somehow
- They sell many useful items such as drugs, tools for breaking into places, and plasma swords (very cool)
Conclusion: S+ tier vending machines beat all other games
Man’s wrote an entire essay on funy dink 🥤🥤🥤
@@IInfInItIIDoesMusic They don't actually have a lot of dinks I should've mentioned that. But yes I'm very passionate about funy macheen 🎰🎰
Same as the Perks in CoD
@@JustMaxAsh Oke but is CoD in space
@@yeethittter1285 actually, I mean the Zombies mode and Outer Worlds is Fallout in space
Finally, a list designed for TRUE vending machine fans
yes, my favorite cod perk, “deadshot duh-query”
There is the "Shell-out machine" in splatoon 3, but it's more akin to a Gachapon machine than a traditional vending machine, but it is functional! In Splatoon 3: Side Order, there's Vending Machine Floors, where there is a vending machine that you can buy a new special, new sub, prlz, color chips and lives!
10/10 tier list, would tier again.
“Hey guys polygon donut here (insert memes)”
Never gets old
If you do a part 2 to this, I’d add the Splatoon series since you mentioned it with Mario Kart, but Splatoon itself had even more machines.
I appreciate this video so much
I think a light tier list would be VERY beneficial to the economy
“Vending machines are the doors to junk food”
-Someone
0:55 he really put his soul into that "GRRR!"
love your vidss
Half life had vending machines too!
Half Life 1:
soda soda pop
enjoy
Generic Snack Machine
Half Life 1 Opposing Force:
soda soda pop
enjoy
Carousel Snacks
Half Life 1 Blue Shift:
(Same as base half life)
Half Life 1 Decay:
(Same as opposing force)
Half Life 2:
soda soda pop
enjoy
Generic Snack Machine
Dr>Breens Private Reserve
I'm love vending machines,but now I wonder,what would a game focused on vending machines look like?
Give some thoughts :)
vendin g
Fun fact, if you press the random soda button on the dream soda vending machine, theres a chance a bonus soda can come out instead, its not rare though, but its still pretty cool.
Superliminal also has a vending machine that spits out smaller vending machines.
hulk bruh
This guy
@@aitkrapee9042 hulk bruh
i personally like the 'circus of value' and 'amo bandit' from bioshock, there are other "vending machines" but with stuff like the 'gene bank' and the weapon upgrade station i don't think they count.
bro he did stray dirty, putting functioning detailed vending machines with multiple new soda brands up with basically just blocks with a texture on it
They are good dont get me wrong, but in order to keep the list fair it shouldn't be any higher. There is only one design that has different colors, and the brands aren't advertised anywhere. Also only a total of 4 of them are even functional in one area.
This is the best video I’ve ever seen in my life
This video is perfection!
truly the tierlist ever
yo u finally uploaded pog
I can't believe that spoinkly cringus really did that to the vending machine. AND THE CRANDY BOINGUENUS did the spoinkly boinkly like wow! And when he said "It's spinkly time" I was truly in shock a touching moment really.
YESSS truly Vendung Machines are actually very underrated and need more recognition
Came to see superliminals vending machine. Was not disappointed
Tokyo Mirage Sessions has a few vending machines but one in particular changes its appearance after a specific side story, since one of the characters ends up shooting an ad campaign for a popular soda brand . (That game has a lot of changing background details that reflect what you’ve done in the game, too but I digress.)
Plus uh the main character Itsuki describes every drink you buy in vivid detail that makes every single one of them sound refreshing.
There’s also the Honkai Star Rail vending machines which are unique in each world you visit (two so far), and have drinks unique to each world that have a range of different healing or buffing effects.
I liked it when the vending machine said “its vending time” and vended all over them
We love the zombie perk machines lmao, especially PhD Flopper/Cold War PhD Slider
Can't belive vending mouth from forgotten land got shafted so bad
Train Sim World 2 has a few Pringles branded vending machines that Pringles used for advertising. You can find them on the Schnellfahrstrecke Köln-Aachen route, but unfortunately they are unusable and are there purely for decoration and advertising.
Touhou Luna Nights has good vending machines. Throwing cans in the trash has never been more satisfying
UNDERTALE contains one vending machine, the legendary *Popato Chisps vending machine*
I’m surprised that you didn’t include The Evil Within vending machines. While there isn’t much functionality or variety, some of them have nice gimmicks. (Not gonna spoil them for those who wants to check it out themselves)
The pongon vending machine, Its a toy vending machine that gives you different toys from the Polygon Donut cinematic universe! as emojis that make sound, the chaincomp, a door, a small version of the vending machine, a lot of Hot Wheels, cat stickers, a replica of the christmas tree and more!
It also randomly sends you to the void 💀
I don't think anyone talked about this one yet, so;
In the game Lobotomy Corporation, there's a vending machine abnormality named "Opened Can of WellCheers" (or "F-05-52"). Just like every other abnormality of its kind, you can send your employees to do work on it. If the work result is normal or good, the can of soda provided will recover an employee's stats depending on which work process they did; however, if the work result is bad, the employee will imediately fall asleep and get taken away by waves, resulting in their death.
I wanna see a tier-list for questlines revolving around sentient objects. I mean, I've seen it at least twice, that's like... two whole tiers...! WOW,!
bro ive been in the server for like a yeer but this is the first time ive actually watched ur channel 💀
Yume Nikki has a bunch of vending machines all across the dream world and its always hilarious to walk through trippy drug land and encounter a completely normal vending machine sitting in the middle of the madness. They're the only thing you can use your money on, which can only be acquired by killing NPCs across the game, so in a way the entire mechanic of being able to kill NPCs for their money is solely reliant on the existence of vending machines.
You didn't give the GTA machines enough credit. E-cola's slogan is "deliciously infectious"
11:22 missed opportunity to call it "friending machine"
Halo 2 has two separate vending machines. One is called Blast soda and the other is an easter egg to Red vs Blue. You can also see vending machines on the Halo Reach map Reflection
This channel is where I come too to listen to someone infodump
How could you possibly not include The Bioshock series? Super memorable!