Theres a followup video on my second channel now with the winning name for the knockoff plant, and an unboxing of the sunflower toy!!! ruclips.net/video/62SFB7tz6bE/видео.html PS: There is a bad editing mistake at 1:46 I am very sorry about that!!! That is supposed to appear later in the video :C
The most interesting part of those bootleg plushies is that various staff members at PopCap own some. They apparently wanted to give Lixin (the plush company) the license , but Lixin said no because they didn’t want to pay for any licensing fees. This led to EA’s legal team to work with police to raid Lixin’s factory, or something like that. …PVZ plush lore
Ain't no way Lixin just said "Lmao nah we not gonna pay you anything we gonna keep making them illegaly 😛" to the company backed up by motherfucking EA
Chinese person here: the weird English is most likely because the knockoff companies ran the image with chinese description through a picture-to-text translation software, rather than using the text for an accurate translation. That way all they need to do is screenshot the translated image rather than going through the steps of copying and pasting & formatting. The chinese description itself doesn’t look strange to me, although I’m just seeing a part of it.
The finger biting toys genuinely feel like official merch. The designs are pretty good. Plus they are referencing some pretty specific plants other than the main ones.
@@sadyeeter4829 Trust me, I have a pvz merchandise. Most of my friends disposed of them, Marcus would do Sid kinds of stuff to the plushies, But the plastic figs, may they rest in pieces, but the primal sunflower, had the worst of everything...
it's funny this came out the day after i finished recompleting the campaign, i definitely didn't expect him to cover a franchise that doesn't get much merch, but it's a welcome surprise
The mystery plushie is actually based off of a fake leak from pvz2 for a pitcher plant called “Bursa”. A lot of the companies that make bootleg pvz merch usually base their designs from the fake pvz2 leaks from before the game was released. Trust me, if you look it up you’ll find one of the most bizarre rabbit holes.
The new plant should have some variant of “onion” in its name. The mechanics probably combine Garlic with Peashooter, or maybe with Cabbagepult due to the high angle.
I have enjoyed watching the hyper fixation videos! The shown effort of not just giving plain information but the silly add-ins of all the silly goober content! It adds a lot of entertainment meanwhile either walking to school or just plain chilling at home. Your content is inspiring too, my favorite video so far has been the screen saver video and I decided to get some screen savers of my own and look back at some content hidden in the technological advancements we have made through-out the years. Yet so nostalgic to others and even comforting in its own silly ways. 👍
Polygon donut is one of the only youtubers that consistently make me actually burst out way to loud. The way you talked during the cursed grammar sections of the "hand biting sunflower" game killed me.
The funny goober mystery plant I think would be called the “squitlime”. “Squit” coming from the word squirt and lime coming from the lime fruit. The idea for the name came from this part of the video (5:27) where it is clearly shown squirting lime juice.
THE 10 PLANTS THAT WE NEVER SPEAK OF: 1. 1:03 Squishy boi 2. 1:15 Annoying Orange Apple 3. 1:29 The soles of the innocent taking control (the eye) 4. 1:32 Grandpa smoking after a war 5. 2:05 kernel (no pult) 6. 2:07 I N E E D S L E E P 7. 2:19 Kermit the Frog 8. 2:26 The sniffer 9. 3:35 Deeply depressed shroom 10. 4:09 🙂🔪 (Ok. I'm abouta head out.)
0:48, little fact about this Back at the game’s peak in 2010,A company from China (Linxin) started making Plants and zombies plushies,and while they were unofficial,many people considered them to be official,even some Popcap employees had Linxin plushies,and if not for them or other Chinese companies,the only PVZ plushies were only gonna be Peashooter,Sunflower and Squash by Popcap and maybe Yeti zombie from Thinkgeek
7:41 Hey, at least the Guacodile, Zombot Sharktonic Sub, Chomper, Primal Sunflower, Snapdragon, and Zapdragon actually resemble the plants from the games.
There were only ever three fully official plushies: Peashooter, Sunflower, and Squash. Listings often include all three, and they look more accurate than all the bootlegs
When you bought the peashooter costume, it smelled bad because of formaldehyde, a near poisonous chemical, so you might legitimately experience diseases due to the funny peashooter costume 😀
Actually, the silly nation is not a state ruled by a government but an anarchofungist commune where an assembly of werewolfs elected the third day of the month in july and the first day of the rest of the montsth (I forgormt'std why 💀😩) that gives silly permits to random people. 🤧 Sorry, I won't appologise for my Assirian 👹👺👹
Hey Polygon, I thought of this and I thought it would be interesting but maybe you could do Scooby Doo products? I'm not sure if a lot of them are cursed though, just a suggestion!
The store descriptions of the knockoff pvz stuff looks like it was AI generated lol. I love watching your reviews of these products plus the absolute nonsense included and when pvz came around I got so excited. Can wait for the skrunkly future content
1:19 I remember owning one of these when i was younger i always thought it was some cheatcode hidden plant i didnt know of (as well as the corn catapult guy so thats cool)
4:35 actually, it’s from a fake leak from a few years ago for PvZ2. It’s “official” name is Bursa. A few of the designs for plants and zombies from the leak where turned into plushies for some reason.
9:50 I remember it when I went to burger king, but I instead took Yeti mask because I thought that there was no point of takin git when you can play it on ps'pc and mobile. Im dumb. BTW I'm pretty sure everyone would like to see u play pvz GW while wearing the costume :p
Theres a followup video on my second channel now with the winning name for the knockoff plant, and an unboxing of the sunflower toy!!! ruclips.net/video/62SFB7tz6bE/видео.html
PS: There is a bad editing mistake at 1:46 I am very sorry about that!!! That is supposed to appear later in the video :C
Double down on it. Say it is a feature. Channel your inner Todd Howard.
you know what i do when i make mistakes either I make myself feel like a absolute idiot, or (rarely) double down!
Name it bob
Roberto
the little guys name should be skunky :)
The most interesting part of those bootleg plushies is that various staff members at PopCap own some. They apparently wanted to give Lixin (the plush company) the license , but Lixin said no because they didn’t want to pay for any licensing fees. This led to EA’s legal team to work with police to raid Lixin’s factory, or something like that.
…PVZ plush lore
Yeah I read about that but I didn't include it in the video cuz it was too much background lore
@@PolygonDonut the thought of pvz plush lore scares me.
5:03 i think he saw the raid
I recognise the character in your pfp, it's Inky from Midnight Horror School! /pos
Ain't no way Lixin just said "Lmao nah we not gonna pay you anything we gonna keep making them illegaly 😛" to the company backed up by motherfucking EA
It's just funny how some of these have such a simple design and yet the knockoffs can't get a single detail right
Chinese person here: the weird English is most likely because the knockoff companies ran the image with chinese description through a picture-to-text translation software, rather than using the text for an accurate translation. That way all they need to do is screenshot the translated image rather than going through the steps of copying and pasting & formatting. The chinese description itself doesn’t look strange to me, although I’m just seeing a part of it.
The mystery goober looks like they’d be named Albert or something, simple name for a simple little guy
WE LOVE ALBERT!!!! ALBERT IS REALL!!!! ❤❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥
Alber 😊
Albert
Petition for Albert to be in the next PvZ game
Alb❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
The finger biting toys genuinely feel like official merch. The designs are pretty good. Plus they are referencing some pretty specific plants other than the main ones.
rich werner himself ones one lmao
half of the toys he showed in this video is actually licensed by EA themselves
Yeah, I really like the shark one
I think the scrunkly Homunculus should be named Mortimer (cause they kinda remind me of a Mortar from games like CoD)
Or Apple Mortar from PvZ 2?
oh my goodness that is genius!!!
If we do this, it would _have_ to be spelled "Mortarmer!"
8:36 This actually makes sence, since in pvz heroes, this Thing does attack the zombies.
Because of how much of a fun little goober he is, I would name that guy peagooter
PeaGoober
His full name is Albert Mc peagooter
Albert Bursa Peagooter
Peashooger
No, it is definitely a scrungly bean.
You know it's a good day when the horror beyond our comprehension desguised as a silly catgirl goober uploads a video--
kirby doesnt have a youtube account though
@@dizzy_jump how do we know Polygon Donut's not Kirby's Vtuber alterego
The Demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous
@@spectscrawlz_ holy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
This video is literally the first time I’ve seen good old Pringlegon Deeznut do a face reveal
i swear Polygon donut is the most chaotic youtuber on the platform, and i love it.
The memes are a bit too much for me imo.
@@larrymantic2635 you cant have enough memes
@@niclas685agree
@@larrymantic2635can never have too many memes
Hes in the top 10 but i dont think he’s THE most chaotic
Bro my friend Marcus did unmentionable things to that primal sunflower 💀💀💀💀💀💀
He forced himself into its mouth?
@@sadyeeter4829 Trust me, I have a pvz merchandise. Most of my friends disposed of them, Marcus would do Sid kinds of stuff to the plushies, But the plastic figs, may they rest in pieces, but the primal sunflower, had the worst of everything...
😨
I honestly love the way you edit your videos, the stuff you show always leave my autism like "you gotta collect everything", it's really fun to watch
I finally found a person like me.
TBH. that Chomper contraption looks REALLY good. Like it jumped out of the game
8:02 random O R G A N
light sound E F F E C T
pick the blame S T I M U L A T E
Im not even gonna try to unpack it
I, no joke, went as that peashooter costume for Halloween in second grade. I still have it.
“Mom, I need to go to the dentist!”
“Why?”
“My *dental organs.* are hurting!”
Lol
holy moly wild meowman spotting
8:06
"A toy that exercises your baby's courage and guts"
MY BABY WILL BECOME A PVZ FAN NOW
Sounds like were training the kid to become a spartan
Lol not at all
Real
@@the_epic_memer553LMAO
it's funny this came out the day after i finished recompleting the campaign, i definitely didn't expect him to cover a franchise that doesn't get much merch, but it's a welcome surprise
7:29 this is completely unrelated but I LOVE YOUR NAILS SO MUCHH BRO
7:26 Emoji Perfectly Cut Scream 1.9
The way the Moan
Oh a aaaaaa
I like the sensory overload of your videos, it's weirdly comfortable
Yeah, it’s sensory overload in a scrunkly way instead of a stressful way
@@fluffy698 you could even call it.... scrunkly overload
8:16 I wonder what they mean by “Random organ”…
They might mean the teeth
0:03 does anyone know who this vtuber is?
the sound effect? it’s “nene yay” and i think it’s a vocaloid
@@thereisnotenoughlettersformyuyou're close! she is vocaloid-adjacent, but she's a human voiced character in the rhythm game Project Sekai :D
No
This is Momosuzu Nene
11:26: I know what he looks like now! not what I expected
I honestly expected him to just cut to him with the costume already on, but nope! Nonchalant face reveal!!
@@terramarc they did a face reveal forever ago
When😊
2:52 Polygon donut be abusing his plants. Every time you squeeze his head, that popping noise is his jaw popping out of place
The mystery plushie is actually based off of a fake leak from pvz2 for a pitcher plant called “Bursa”. A lot of the companies that make bootleg pvz merch usually base their designs from the fake pvz2 leaks from before the game was released. Trust me, if you look it up you’ll find one of the most bizarre rabbit holes.
4uj g jtphk😂😂😢😮😮😅😅😊😊
3:06.The suction cup is used to hang it from your fan and turn it on.
9:32 yoooooo they added war crimes to pvz 😎
hell yeah
FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅
First time seeing Polygon Donut in person
Is as chaotic as I expected
Bro looks like twinkie eilish 💀
@@johnathonmcjohn3do not roast the man who made cat memes but funnier
@@johnathonmcjohn3nah more like Aztrozist
polygon donut : mom can I have desert?
polymom : have you finished photosynthesising?polygon donut : 11:54
1:14 the strongest explode plant
1:32 strongest peashooter
2:04 strongest catapult
2:19 strongest eating plant
3:35 strongest night plant
6:18 strongest zombie
7:50 strongest sunflower
9:51 best pvz gameplay
10:42 strongest boss
The new plant should have some variant of “onion” in its name. The mechanics probably combine Garlic with Peashooter, or maybe with Cabbagepult due to the high angle.
Biblically accurate garlic: 5:40
11:02 i remember that i had the zombie costume and went to school with it once 😂
Did anybody else get nightmares when the zombies got your guy in the house, and there was that blood curdling scream and eating noises.
that winning sound effect from the burger king toy is kinda impressive
Yep
Indeed
the classic first game will always be my favorite but battle for neighborvile is definitely a close second
3:50, that's not doom shroom, that's peace shroom
💀
Name suggestion: pea blast
Can shoot peas in these directions.
⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛
At the same time.
4:47 you got clinically insaned
8:22 I think they used Yandex to translate the image because of how it's in Arial and it covered up some text that still can kind of be seen.
I have enjoyed watching the hyper fixation videos! The shown effort of not just giving plain information but the silly add-ins of all the silly goober content! It adds a lot of entertainment meanwhile either walking to school or just plain chilling at home. Your content is inspiring too, my favorite video so far has been the screen saver video and I decided to get some screen savers of my own and look back at some content hidden in the technological advancements we have made through-out the years. Yet so nostalgic to others and even comforting in its own silly ways. 👍
Um I actually HAVE some of the plushies that he mentioned 💀 0:43
i just love how enthusastic about everything you are. its contagious.
8:59 It's probably google translated but they made typos
The sacrifices Polygon has made for this video are incomprehensible ☠️
yeah, now we are even more down bad
3:20 WHAT
6:18 He’s wafting in the crorn 🥰
Coron*
Comr yumy!!
I think the mystery goober's name is "pea launcher" because it looks like it would work in a similar fashion to a pult plant but without the catapult.
That's just a plant in pvz 2
Polygon donut is one of the only youtubers that consistently make me actually burst out way to loud.
The way you talked during the cursed grammar sections of the "hand biting sunflower" game killed me.
ME TOO
"Dental organs"
7:28 Cat dance
The funny goober mystery plant I think would be called the “squitlime”. “Squit” coming from the word squirt and lime coming from the lime fruit. The idea for the name came from this part of the video (5:27) where it is clearly shown squirting lime juice.
That silly little goober looks like it would be named Sporg.
"My pitbull isn't dangerous"
Their pitbull named Princess: 2:18
Bro looks like Randall from Monsters Inc. 💀💀💀
Fun Fact:In the discontinued paid mobile version of PvZ had a button labaled PvZ Merch,However the button takes you to a discontinued site
6:54 is the funniest moment
Those Halloween costumes are more dangerous than any zombie, even Zomboss himself.
3:35
Doom Shroom?
More like Gloom Shroom.
Gloom shroom.
Gloom shroom is a caracter on pvz1 tho
@@amandagozzer7259
2 . 0
Or Doom Gloom Shroom.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA
Gloom shroom already exists in the game.
You’ve gotta admit though. The Knockoff PVZ plushies were apart of your childhood. Luigifan played a big role in that.
4:00
"Look at him go! :D"
*falls down*
"Euahh! D:"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😊😊😊----ůůˇp.-😊ů-kl
THE 10 PLANTS THAT WE NEVER SPEAK OF:
1. 1:03 Squishy boi 2. 1:15 Annoying Orange Apple 3. 1:29 The soles of the innocent taking control (the eye) 4. 1:32 Grandpa smoking after a war 5. 2:05 kernel (no pult)
6. 2:07 I N E E D S L E E P 7. 2:19 Kermit the Frog 8. 2:26 The sniffer 9. 3:35 Deeply depressed shroom 10. 4:09 🙂🔪 (Ok. I'm abouta head out.)
0:48, little fact about this
Back at the game’s peak in 2010,A company from China (Linxin) started making Plants and zombies plushies,and while they were unofficial,many people considered them to be official,even some Popcap employees had Linxin plushies,and if not for them or other Chinese companies,the only PVZ plushies were only gonna be Peashooter,Sunflower and Squash by Popcap and maybe Yeti zombie from Thinkgeek
3:23 Legalize nuclear bombs
Swag messiah
3:02 Hi random Nene!
ayo
5:00. Name this plant. George!
1:36 if you ever buy this plush, wrap a rubber band around his military gatling turrets
5:08 that goober should be called the goobyshooter!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
2:33 the word cannibal means someone who eats their own species so that means this plant eats other plants
No duh also so is he the plants side or zombies
7:41 Hey, at least the Guacodile, Zombot Sharktonic Sub, Chomper, Primal Sunflower, Snapdragon, and Zapdragon actually resemble the plants from the games.
There were only ever three fully official plushies: Peashooter, Sunflower, and Squash. Listings often include all three, and they look more accurate than all the bootlegs
6:09 no way they got my favorite color 🤩
My favorite color is plant color big too!!!
Nah 6:08
@@tatsugiri23 SHUT UPPP!!!
@@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAME
10:00 well you can't put a switch cartridge in a happy meal now, can you?
11:49 that's a very interesting looking fursona
“Isn’t that big of a franchise”
Bro did not just say that
we should call the charming little fellow billy butterwater
When you bought the peashooter costume, it smelled bad because of formaldehyde, a near poisonous chemical, so you might legitimately experience diseases due to the funny peashooter costume 😀
polygon donut has the silly permit from the silly government
Weirdly, he does
I am being silly illegally 😼
Actually, the silly nation is not a state ruled by a government but an anarchofungist commune where an assembly of werewolfs elected the third day of the month in july and the first day of the rest of the montsth (I forgormt'std why 💀😩) that gives silly permits to random people. 🤧
Sorry, I won't appologise for my Assirian 👹👺👹
Hey Polygon, I thought of this and I thought it would be interesting but maybe you could do Scooby Doo products? I'm not sure if a lot of them are cursed though, just a suggestion!
0:10 this fired an old neural connection in my brain, thank you PD
The store descriptions of the knockoff pvz stuff looks like it was AI generated lol. I love watching your reviews of these products plus the absolute nonsense included and when pvz came around I got so excited. Can wait for the skrunkly future content
1:19
I remember owning one of these when i was younger i always thought it was some cheatcode hidden plant i didnt know of
(as well as the corn catapult guy so thats cool)
polygon I know this video was 6 months ago but you just made my headache go away tysm
It's a good day when pongon uploads
7:12 back to being a kid.
7:01 UUOOPS!
4:35 actually, it’s from a fake leak from a few years ago for PvZ2. It’s “official” name is Bursa. A few of the designs for plants and zombies from the leak where turned into plushies for some reason.
4:55 I shal call him
Peabrain
9:50 I remember it when I went to burger king, but I instead took Yeti mask because I thought that there was no point of takin git when you can play it on ps'pc and mobile. Im dumb. BTW I'm pretty sure everyone would like to see u play pvz GW while wearing the costume :p
i love how insanely fast paced and weird the intro's editing is and the rest of the video doesn't have nearly as crazy of edits.
I used to think that Pongon was actually Shibbi because I never saw his face, but then I realized that he’s probably the cameraman
Im gonna brush my dental organs
They're bones 🤓🤓🤓
honey wake up polygon donut uploaded
10:42 first note of pizza time never ends plays
11:39 Bunny Jumpscare
William jumpscare☝️🤓
William Afton Springlock Bonnie Jumpscare. 👆🤓
William Afton springlock spring Bonnie jumpscare. 👍🤓
*(Springtrap jumpscare intensifies)*
The hungry hippos one should have been 4 zombies eating wallnuts tbh
As someone who is VERY fixated on pvz THIS VIDEO IS SO GOOD I love seeing the straight up bizzare merch you can find of this franchise💥💥💥💥💥🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
Been playing PVZ 2 a lot lately, perfect timing thx Pongon
5:11 his name is peachuter
Fun fact: Ryan's world actually bought one of the cursed Chomper plushies and they fought. It was the real design but he doesn't have a nose or eyes
10:27 I think these kind of tamagotchi style game things are limited to doing beeps for sounds