What John is referring to according to KC was that because John was the phone screener he had a direct line to Howard so he could put up what the caller was calling about. Occasionally John would put jokes in there and Howard would scold him for clogging up his screen with bs
It’s sorta like canned laughter in sitcoms. It’s a really smart technique. Especially for pod cast and radio. And things that people zone out while listening. They hear the laughter and it makes them laugh along.
@@XViTNg no that’s not why sitcoms do that. Initially sitcoms had in studio audiences so you would actually hear real laughter and reactions through out the episode. This was a testing ground for the writers material as no comedian knows something will be funny until they’re in front of an audience. As the writing got weaker they realized they need to sweeten the laughs then did away with the in studio audience all together on almost all shows. It’s a crutch, not a good strategy. It’s a sign of insecurity and desperation, John
I wish Stern would have somehow hired Hanzi during the Stuttering John years where he did the red carpet interviews. Imagine all those ridiculous questions Hanzi would ask them with John’s annoying self recording it.
@@cyyoung6351 I agree. She was never hot. She was never ugly or unusual looking, and she had a nice looking face when she was young, but she was never hot.
@@cyyoung6351 she’s the only woman I’ve ever known that was only hot in middle age. Usually super hot Middle Aged women were hot when they were young and stayed hot. But Robin wasn’t hot when she was young and then around 99-2005 or something she lost weight and was actually pretty cute. And she was like 50. Even if you aren’t into her you gotta admit in those years during Jim Florentine and the end of KROK she was pretty damn hot for a 50 year old woman.
@@flintsky7706 he’s saying that in all likelihood hanzi and Artie will probably never speak again. So despite the fact that they are both alive and not at war with eachother there will never be more hanzi and Artie clips than what we already have
@@warshipsatin8764 he definitely used to post from the gym online everyday. But his problem was then he sat in his bed all day and ate junk food and drank soda. But it did at least seem like he went to gym everyday for a while.
Hanzi, a guy who hasn’t made it out the basement in 40 years calling artie who at the time was making like 600k a year from this podcast a hack ON his podcast in his penthouse is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
I don't necessarily agree with Hanzi's logic but there's plenty of rich hacks out there and you don't have to be successful to criticize someone. The fact that he felt entitled to Artie's money is a lot more egregious.
it's so much funnier when they play it straight with Hanzi and let him feel comfortable to show his true thought. It honestly gets boring with the same fat jokes and the making fun of such an easy target
He may be delusional about certain things but he was spot on about Howard and a lot of other stuff, he called stern turning into imus long before anyone else was saying that
You're so right. I always felt Howard shot himself in the foot by immediately starting to hammer him instead of building his confidence. Hanzi really is awfully witty and remembers everything he sees and hears.
I think Artie felt really bad for a lot of fans. Im a bodyguard and ive heard Artie is very generous. He has a connection with Hanzi. Something about the pain the guys in and wants to kill himself. I bet these fuck ups make Art feel better somehow. Im paying these losers. Im not one kinda thing...idk
For all Artie's success in a business that requires confidence & tenacity, underneath it all he has horrible self esteem and insecurity. I think Artie connects with Hanzi types because on some level he feels he's not that far removed from them.
@@pauldelasco that’s a shitty take mate. He did it because I guarantee Artie feels a genuine connection to these guys. If Artie was not as talented/fortunate as he is, he would be one of these losers
For me it was Eric the midget, Riley Martin and Hanzi. After the first two croaked and Hanzi got banned, I was done with the Stern Show. There was nothing left.
I donno man. I’ve been prescribed weed for a couple years and the twelve years before I took meds for bi polar snd schizophrenia. And I struggled with it a lot. But since I got a.weed prescription I’ve had way less problems. I cant speak for everyone but for me personally a small amount of THC each day got me off my old huge med list. But I donno maybe for others it hurts them
Hanzi about called it - he said there wouldn't be a 2016 presidential election because something was going to happen to the world. Well he was off by one term potentially - start calling him Hanzidamus.
He was kinda right cause there really wasn’t even an election in 2020. It was a completely staged election and had nothing to do with votes. The fact that there was visual evidence of people completely cheating the system and everyone just turned a blind eye was pretty fuckin crazy. I started wondering who was controlling the world at that point. So I mean I donno. Maybe Hanzi was kinda close.
Funny how Artie is so polite with his comments about Howard here, but more recently digs at Howard in the way he says here he has no reason to. Artie also has turned on John since working with Anthony.
Lol I mean. If I were Artie. And used to make millions on the stern show. And then stabbed my self and got kicked from the show and everybody asks you if there’s bad blood. Wouldn’t you tell that story
Try explaining jimmy kimmels career, or someone like will smith, there are no other celebrities they could put in all these movies? Certain people continue to get a push while other more talented better looking people fall by the wayside for whatever reason, there’s gotta be more to it than just this person has a better agent or just got lucky because they will continue to back these people even if their projects lose money
I hate when hanzi gets into his Illuminati talk. I feel bad for people who genuinely believe the world is rigged. Basically all you’re telling yourself is I will never succeed so I’ll just do nothing with my life. It’s pathetic
@@RB-f ok so you don’t understand what I wrote, I was talking about the idiocy of the Illuminati conspiracy and the concept that the world is rigged and you can’t pull yourself up. Also if you were one I’d think you’d have some level of reading comprehension skills
@@Buckets50 dude we can all “pull ourselves up” as you said…I literally make 6 figures a year based on my hard work as a programmer. Hanzis point is that show business (Hollywood) is rigged in terms of who they give fame to (those who follow their rules). What part of this is hard to understand??? So my question remains: I am a software engineer who has never been associated with show business, am I not allowed to believe that they are all evil?
@@Buckets50 the fact that you can’t differentiate an everyday working job with the jobs that famous people have shows me all I need to know about your IQ😂
@@RB-f no hanzis point is that the entire world is rigged, hes said it on numerous occasions. His views about show biz also are his views about the entire world as a whole. Don’t speak up when you don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t care what you believe about anything. If you want to believe that everyone who makes it in Hollywood is not talented and is just randomly selected by some magic group then be my guest lol.
John is a classic overachiever never afraid to take a hit for the team and appealing simply due to the fact that he was a street kid with a verbal disability, no discernable talent but 500 percent envy driven effort 24-7. With time and simply by the natural osmosis of being around gifted humorists some of that rubbed off and as a result added value to the SJ product. That said he is no comedian,no compelling storyteller and I doubt much of a crooner. Hearing him labor through trying to be an Artie actually gives me physical tension based pain. He should have stayed in character as the ballsy interviewer bushwhacking celebrities. What a freaking bore.
how funny is it that howard stern is the least likable character on the howard stern show followed closely by a second place robin. I showed my gf the howard stern show for the first time in her life a couple of weeks ago and she literally thinks Beetlejuice is way funnier than howard. along with almost everyone else on the show lol, makes me laugh.
@M Lou are so ridiculous! Everyone of the main people you mention have agents and individual contracts. You sound as crazy as Gange. No one including you HAS to listen or call in. Make your own show and quit listening if you think want to. Do you honestly think any of the wack pack would rather not be on the show. No one is forcing anyone to be a regular caller. You would be nuts to think calling in to a show should bring you $$ at all. Yet, Howards manages to generate a HUGE listening audience. If you are smart enough and not hampered by mental illness, there are many ways to benefit from what he has created.
This shows exactly why both those guys are completely unfunny outside of what they contributed to the stern show. John’s jokes are so painful here. They both crack up over their own jokes because they’re trying to convince their small subscriber group they are funny.
Stuttering John is absolutely giddy here because for once there's someone in the room he can look down on. Usually, John's the Hanzi of every room.
Hanzis way more entertaining
At least Hanzi's smart enough not to fry his brains out huffing nitrous out of a whipped cream can.
@@silversnail1413 He fried his brains with weed instead
@@sneezewax3567 Alright, Reefer Madness, calm down.
@@silversnail1413 Weed can worsen psychotic symptoms of people with bipolar disorder, like Hanzi
I can't put into words how much I miss this podcast!!!!
John trying to say he wrote for Howard is hilarious. Dude can’t even think of something funny to say for himself lol.
John's a lucky ahole who was made by the Pelican John's #1 quality is kissing the right ass at the right time .
I donno him and Artie had me rolling in that first clip.
@@josephcavey5128 I mean is that luck? . Or did he kiss the right ass at the right time ?
He wrote howard the jokes he would use onair
@@Davidjon1946 What jokes?
John goes for the easiest jokes every time
That’s cause he’s a HACK!!!
@@americanboy79 for sure
As is evident by his podcast now...
Hanzi called Howard Stern a Jewish Suge Knight LMAO that is hilarious
I love that hanzi is claiming he wrote for Artie the same way John claims he wrote for Howard and John never sees it
Facts.
John answered phones and he thinks he’s a “writer”. Did you know John was the head writer for the Kareem Abdul JABBAR Roast?!
No does he ever mention it ! .
I love when john telling Artie I wrote for stern and Artie said INTERVIEWS!!!!
What John is referring to according to KC was that because John was the phone screener he had a direct line to Howard so he could put up what the caller was calling about. Occasionally John would put jokes in there and Howard would scold him for clogging up his screen with bs
I'm sad Chris Cotton died. We used to DM on twitter. He was such a cool bloke.
John laughs at everything he himself says like it's comedic genius. Actually made me nauseous.
It’s sorta like canned laughter in sitcoms. It’s a really smart technique. Especially for pod cast and radio. And things that people zone out while listening. They hear the laughter and it makes them laugh along.
Absolutely agreed, but just want to add that the black guy is even worse than John. That’s a low f’n bar
@@XViTNg no that’s not why sitcoms do that. Initially sitcoms had in studio audiences so you would actually hear real laughter and reactions through out the episode. This was a testing ground for the writers material as no comedian knows something will be funny until they’re in front of an audience. As the writing got weaker they realized they need to sweeten the laughs then did away with the in studio audience all together on almost all shows.
It’s a crutch, not a good strategy. It’s a sign of insecurity and desperation, John
sign of a mental retard
these shows that pop up are like an underground leg of the stern show , sometimes more interesting
2:07:58 "G'ahead Hanzi, you have the floor...just don't fall through it." Hahaha
Hanzi had way more talent than stuttering john ever had.
Ehhh idk about that.
@@flintsky7706 Hi John
I wish Stern would have somehow hired Hanzi during the Stuttering John years where he did the red carpet interviews. Imagine all those ridiculous questions Hanzi would ask them with John’s annoying self recording it.
"I'll leave..keep the billion...I'll go to rehab in Tampa" 😂😂😂
Artie is quick as F.
LOL @ Hanzi, 'Robin used to be hot but now she looks like a cabbage patch doll!'
In my opinion she was never hot; however cut her some slack she’s close to 70.
@@cyyoung6351 I agree. She was never hot. She was never ugly or unusual looking, and she had a nice looking face when she was young, but she was never hot.
It’s so true tho
@@cyyoung6351 she’s the only woman I’ve ever known that was only hot in middle age.
Usually super hot Middle Aged women were hot when they were young and stayed hot. But Robin wasn’t hot when she was young and then around 99-2005 or something she lost weight and was actually pretty cute. And she was like 50.
Even if you aren’t into her you gotta admit in those years during Jim Florentine and the end of KROK she was pretty damn hot for a 50 year old woman.
She looks like the Predator
ugh, the fact that the vast majority of hanzi and/or artie content that will ever exist has probably already been made is so sad
What does that even mean
@@flintsky7706 he’s saying that in all likelihood hanzi and Artie will probably never speak again. So despite the fact that they are both alive and not at war with eachother there will never be more hanzi and Artie clips than what we already have
@@Buckets50 i find it hilarious that you needed to explain that and its even funnier that you took time to actually explain it 🤣
@@CaptainCakes I enjoy my time with the tards
There was no way Hanzi worked out everyday. There is no freaking way in hell
You would be surprised I have seen with my own eyes fat guys in the gym 5 days a week year after year staying as fat as the day they walked in .
its possible, you cant exercise your way out of a shitty diet
@@warshipsatin8764 he definitely used to post from the gym online everyday. But his problem was then he sat in his bed all day and ate junk food and drank soda. But it did at least seem like he went to gym everyday for a while.
I picture him like Sherman Klump with the snickers bar curl
Most guys who go to the gym consistently don’t look good
Nonononono ohhhh nonononono
Hey John, I left my wallet in the car... could you lend me a hundred bucks? I’ll give it back to ya tomorrow....
Haha classic
At the 26 minute mark, I literally shit my pants, I was laughing so hard
Hanzi is fucking radio (podcast) gold
Omg, hanzi is fire .
Hanzi, a guy who hasn’t made it out the basement in 40 years calling artie who at the time was making like 600k a year from this podcast a hack ON his podcast in his penthouse is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
Worst kind of person, and he’s the majority.
I don't necessarily agree with Hanzi's logic but there's plenty of rich hacks out there and you don't have to be successful to criticize someone. The fact that he felt entitled to Artie's money is a lot more egregious.
it's so much funnier when they play it straight with Hanzi and let him feel comfortable to show his true thought. It honestly gets boring with the same fat jokes and the making fun of such an easy target
The Friends song is hilarious too lol
I donno. I know everyone hated it and maybe because it just reminded me of Being in New York as a teen. But I loved the roasting and laughing at him.
He may be delusional about certain things but he was spot on about Howard and a lot of other stuff, he called stern turning into imus long before anyone else was saying that
You're so right. I always felt Howard shot himself in the foot by immediately starting to hammer him instead of building his confidence. Hanzi really is awfully witty and remembers everything he sees and hears.
Artie was paying Hanzi 200 a week? Artie really connects with underdog
I think Artie felt really bad for a lot of fans. Im a bodyguard and ive heard Artie is very generous. He has a connection with Hanzi. Something about the pain the guys in and wants to kill himself. I bet these fuck ups make Art feel better somehow. Im paying these losers. Im not one kinda thing...idk
For all Artie's success in a business that requires confidence & tenacity, underneath it all he has horrible self esteem and insecurity. I think Artie connects with Hanzi types because on some level he feels he's not that far removed from them.
@@monkeesbackuptambourinepla7346 hes not either.
@@pauldelasco that’s a shitty take mate. He did it because I guarantee Artie feels a genuine connection to these guys. If Artie was not as talented/fortunate as he is, he would be one of these losers
Yeah that’s over ten grand a year. That’s insane that he would do that for him.
Who is Artie to make fun of Hazi's weight?
Hanzi ended up being 100 percent correct about zionism.
“You heard plates and forks.”
“I might as well have said N”
Artie an Howard locked in a room with a mic to discuss thier friendship would be radio gold that no one could ever match
They weren't friends.
Another online stern apologist
Hanzi might be the only guy to get Artie to stop saying his stupid pun hack jokes
Hanzi let's smoke a blunt
The bottom line with the check is, Hanzi ran out of weed
The shit that’s so funny is that for a short while hanzi was in fact the best thing about the show
I know if the Stern show had just used a bit more common sense they would've got so much mileage out of him too .
For me it was Eric the midget, Riley Martin and Hanzi. After the first two croaked and Hanzi got banned, I was done with the Stern Show. There was nothing left.
"you feel you're creative?"
Hanzi is outta his mind it would not surprise me if he joined those Q nutz
Artie in cahoots LOL
As a weed smoker myself, I want to say that marijuana is extremely bad for schizophrenia and only perpetuates symptoms
How much weed do you have to smoke to become a doctor?
I donno man. I’ve been prescribed weed for a couple years and the twelve years before I took meds for bi polar snd schizophrenia. And I struggled with it a lot. But since I got a.weed prescription I’ve had way less problems.
I cant speak for everyone but for me personally a small amount of THC each day got me off my old huge med list.
But I donno maybe for others it hurts them
@@XViTNg please keeping taking your meds.
I … what’s it called… love.. ah… ahhh… what’s it called…. Hanzi
"It's called a potata chip.." lol
drugs on drugs , on john , I need drugs
thanks buddy
Hanzi apparently never heard of pre interviews and guest research haha
Noticed at 44:35 they cut out who Hanzi when he said who the devil was
He said aleister Crowley, the “wickedest” man in the world and first person to ever draw a gray alien as far as I know
I do agree with Hanzi about Hollywood
When he said Howard was turning into imus that was funny and more true than anyone could have imagined at the time
You guys are on the same mental wavelength
lmfao Hanzi
So hip hop, wrestling and radio rule the world... fuck me running how did i not see it
It’s been one world since atleast 1918 probably French Revolution or even before that
the black guy sounds like a dollar store version of sherrod small.
Sherrod Fat is a dollar version of himself. Fat tongued idiot
27:57 PAMELERRR
if this is "best of" i`d hate to see the worst of.
WHO-HAH-HUH!
WHO-HAH-HUH!
WHO-HAH-HUH!
WHO-HAH-HUH!
WHO-HAH-HUH!
WHO-HAH-HUH!
Classic stuff thanks
Hanzi about called it - he said there wouldn't be a 2016 presidential election because something was going to happen to the world. Well he was off by one term potentially - start calling him Hanzidamus.
He was kinda right cause there really wasn’t even an election in 2020. It was a completely staged election and had nothing to do with votes. The fact that there was visual evidence of people completely cheating the system and everyone just turned a blind eye was pretty fuckin crazy. I started wondering who was controlling the world at that point. So I mean I donno. Maybe Hanzi was kinda close.
Funny how Artie is so polite with his comments about Howard here, but more recently digs at Howard in the way he says here he has no reason to. Artie also has turned on John since working with Anthony.
Well, Gary said it beautifully, years ago: "just wait, one day artie's gonna wheel around and turn on you to".
You know Artie got a kick of hearing shuli was a big deal on that show then…..
F Stuttering John
1:03:58 Artie started lighting Hanzi's ass up 😅🤣😅😅
Please John... you didn’t write shit!
Wow, Hanzi really is every Trump voter in one person.
He's Canadian.
What year was this ?? 2018?
The black dude sounds like Hannibal burress
Stuttering Juan is on. No thanks
Artie and john still respect howard that's awsome good job
How could they not. He made them both. Good men to acknowledge it too. Most don't these days
This is why Artie’s podcast is no more. He’s terrible,
Does Arti tell the Howard at hospital story on every podcast he’s on?
Yes
Lol I mean. If I were Artie. And used to make millions on the stern show. And then stabbed my self and got kicked from the show and everybody asks you if there’s bad blood.
Wouldn’t you tell that story
@@XViTNg true..true.
Try explaining jimmy kimmels career, or someone like will smith, there are no other celebrities they could put in all these movies? Certain people continue to get a push while other more talented better looking people fall by the wayside for whatever reason, there’s gotta be more to it than just this person has a better agent or just got lucky because they will continue to back these people even if their projects lose money
So sad at the end when he's stopped taking his meds and is genuinely (and not funny) nuts.
18:00 Hanzi NAILS it!!
30:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it weird that on some weird level I Kinda agree with Hanzy. Ugh.
Pamelerr
John actually thinks he's a super star? Lmao
Uhhhh what's it called? D.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d
No no no.. nonononono
BABABOOEY 🐒🍌🐵
Funny for 2 guys that bash howard so much there sitting here regurgitating his show from 15 years ago
Hanzi is crazy! 🤣😂🤣😂
Hanzi was 100% correct about stern.
Yea, he clearly does devil worshiping and human sacrifices 🙄 you're as crazy as hanzi!
100% crazy!
100 percent ? So he’s currently jacking off in a coffin right now. ?
I miss this podcast. It was funnier than the HS show became after artie left. Nothing but laughs
John's fake laughs ruins this.
Yo hanzi might be right but it was Biden who was last president if he says that today it seems believable
2:05:00
2:12:23 - let's talk
Nice
Shuli is a HACK lmfao,even when artie hes an accomplished comedian he doesn't sound sincere
Three of the least known personalities in show business all in one room. I'm so underwhelmed!
Artie Lange is very well known in the comedy world. Gtfoh
artie is one of the funniest guys alive regardless of how well known he is
48:45
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I lasted 59 minutes. Now I'm going to punch myself.F... I hate hanz
Nonononono!!! Nonononono!!! Nonononono!!
Stuttering John has to be one of the least funny people of all time.
ZooZaaZoo
John is hilarious if you are under the influence like me..
lol. Right? The two of them roasting him and then laughing like crazy had me rolling.
The vodka snd weed probably contributes.
Howard and Artie...YAWN!
Sylvia Sims I’m actually listening to old Opie and Anthony recordings now. I really like that show. Haha. Just done with Howard stuff.
@Tim Andrews lol good call. You don’t happen to be the Tim andrews that lives in north Atlanta do you?
@45:00 micro chip
@142.40.....SUPERFLY SHUNKA....LMFAO.hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha
I hate when hanzi gets into his Illuminati talk. I feel bad for people who genuinely believe the world is rigged. Basically all you’re telling yourself is I will never succeed so I’ll just do nothing with my life. It’s pathetic
@@RB-f ok so you don’t understand what I wrote, I was talking about the idiocy of the Illuminati conspiracy and the concept that the world is rigged and you can’t pull yourself up. Also if you were one I’d think you’d have some level of reading comprehension skills
@@Buckets50 dude we can all “pull ourselves up” as you said…I literally make 6 figures a year based on my hard work as a programmer.
Hanzis point is that show business (Hollywood) is rigged in terms of who they give fame to (those who follow their rules). What part of this is hard to understand???
So my question remains: I am a software engineer who has never been associated with show business, am I not allowed to believe that they are all evil?
@@Buckets50 the fact that you can’t differentiate an everyday working job with the jobs that famous people have shows me all I need to know about your IQ😂
@@RB-f no hanzis point is that the entire world is rigged, hes said it on numerous occasions. His views about show biz also are his views about the entire world as a whole. Don’t speak up when you don’t know what you’re talking about
I don’t care what you believe about anything. If you want to believe that everyone who makes it in Hollywood is not talented and is just randomly selected by some magic group then be my guest lol.
No no no
John is a classic overachiever never afraid to take a hit for the team and appealing simply due to the fact that he was a street kid with a verbal disability, no discernable talent but 500 percent envy driven effort 24-7. With time and simply by the natural osmosis of being around gifted humorists some of that rubbed off and as a result added value to the SJ product. That said he is no comedian,no compelling storyteller and I doubt much of a crooner. Hearing him labor through trying to be an Artie actually gives me physical tension based pain. He should have stayed in character as the ballsy interviewer bushwhacking celebrities. What a freaking bore.
how funny is it that howard stern is the least likable character on the howard stern show followed closely by a second place robin. I showed my gf the howard stern show for the first time in her life a couple of weeks ago and she literally thinks Beetlejuice is way funnier than howard. along with almost everyone else on the show lol, makes me laugh.
8vedder3 Beetlejuice is funnier, and everyone knows that he's a legend
I agree
Bigfoot and Sour shoes too.
@M Lou are so ridiculous! Everyone of the main people you mention have agents and individual contracts. You sound as crazy as Gange. No one including you HAS to listen or call in. Make your own show and quit listening if you think want to. Do you honestly think any of the wack pack would rather not be on the show. No one is forcing anyone to be a regular caller. You would be nuts to think calling in to a show should bring you $$ at all. Yet, Howards manages to generate a HUGE listening audience. If you are smart enough and not hampered by mental illness, there are many ways to benefit from what he has created.
1:25:05
This shows exactly why both those guys are completely unfunny outside of what they contributed to the stern show. John’s jokes are so painful here. They both crack up over their own jokes because they’re trying to convince their small subscriber group they are funny.