How To Pole Dance 3 (feat. JackSepticEye)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 61 тыс.

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  6 лет назад +71570

    I would like to point out that it’s been EXACTLY 4 YEARS to the DAY since the last pole dancing video! Thank you all so much for the amazing support over the years!

    • @richa.q
      @richa.q 6 лет назад +268

      Markiplier WOAH

    • @spooky_skelet0n
      @spooky_skelet0n 6 лет назад +183

      Markiplier 😭😭😭 IM NOT CRYING WOODKVMSSN

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 лет назад +143

      Markiplier AAA you’ve come so far! Proud of my bub.

    • @Martian_Manhunter_01
      @Martian_Manhunter_01 6 лет назад +233

      Please don’t make it another 4 years :p

    • @snipsnap004
      @snipsnap004 6 лет назад +113

      Im genuinely scared

  • @ambertroesch5703
    @ambertroesch5703 4 года назад +7044

    Mark: "do we shift our leggies when we do this?"
    Jack: "our LEGGIES, everybody"
    this part killed me XD

  • @PhreNox_is5
    @PhreNox_is5 4 года назад +3946

    5:19
    Velida: Teaching
    Mark: Learning
    Jack: *Seducing the audience*

    • @IdonthaveatwittersoFoff.
      @IdonthaveatwittersoFoff. 4 года назад +74

      Accurate

    • @HauntingHunters13
      @HauntingHunters13 4 года назад +98

      I love Jack he's the Definition of Perfect

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 4 года назад +65

      me: screaming because I'm just so confused on whether to blush myself to death or jump out a window

    • @tiredpeaches
      @tiredpeaches 4 года назад +20

      Can someone tell me her Instagram? I wanna draw her but I’d like to have a reference of her

    • @carmelle1314
      @carmelle1314 4 года назад +10

      @@tiredpeaches her ig is @vivi_la_cruz
      Good luck on your drawing 🙂👍

  • @an4doullie
    @an4doullie 4 года назад +11973

    Pole Dancer: "Sexy Face, Sexy Face!"
    Mark: *Maniac Smile*
    Jack: "Oh god that is not a sexy face"

    • @kawaiidesu1543
      @kawaiidesu1543 4 года назад +58

      i bet mark was lookihg tha girl but 0\w/0 and probably that why he smiled like a maniac xD

    • @helenadowney21
      @helenadowney21 4 года назад +11

      @@kawaiidesu1543 Timestamp plz xD

    • @basemwnt
      @basemwnt 4 года назад +29

      @@helenadowney21 9:59

    • @helenadowney21
      @helenadowney21 4 года назад +4

      @@basemwnt thank

    • @purple_is_cool1989
      @purple_is_cool1989 4 года назад +4

      Haha

  • @aliceflensburg421
    @aliceflensburg421 2 года назад +5083

    The instructor was so kind and professional, also those socks are fucking legendary

  • @gabbyrearden1594
    @gabbyrearden1594 4 года назад +3219

    Instructer: “make sure this hand is never a dead hand it needs to always be doing something”
    Jack’s left arm: *intense waving increases*

    • @haichie1341
      @haichie1341 4 года назад +61

      Mark: okay, got it
      Marks left arm: *Beep boop we're doing the robot moves*

    • @coobeeethics4856
      @coobeeethics4856 4 года назад +21

      *intense "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA" activated*

  • @johnfreepunk6664
    @johnfreepunk6664 2 года назад +10061

    Mark: “I’ve done this three times and I’m still a beginner.”
    Jack: “yeah stand aside”

  • @tangledheadphonecord4285
    @tangledheadphonecord4285 3 года назад +6734

    "do i look good?"
    'no'
    "tell me i look good"
    'you dont'
    "tell me im trash"
    'im not going to'
    "okay"
    my last two braincells trying to create self confidence

  • @bendytheinkdemon1916
    @bendytheinkdemon1916 2 года назад +3550

    6:45
    "Do I look good?!"
    "No"
    "Tell me I look good"
    "You don't"
    "Tell me I'm trash"
    "I'm not going too"
    "Okay 😔"
    Idk Why I find this wholesome

    • @Syko_rose
      @Syko_rose 2 года назад +7

      Facts

    • @deutschelehrer69
      @deutschelehrer69 2 года назад +2

      Wholesome 300 keanu chungus

    • @rainewhispers9911
      @rainewhispers9911 2 года назад +20

      it was more like “ok 😩”

    • @AcidTheDragon
      @AcidTheDragon Год назад +5

      There's a Countryhuman animation where Japan is teaching Russia and America how to pole dance

    • @mikeoxsmal69
      @mikeoxsmal69 Год назад +1

      @@AcidTheDragon link?

  • @zfacelessnobody3746
    @zfacelessnobody3746 4 года назад +3858

    Sean: *"Do I look good?!"*
    Mark: *"No."*
    Sean: *"Tell me I'm trash!"*
    Mark: *"No."*

  • @offyourhead
    @offyourhead 5 лет назад +11942

    Multiple things to say
    - She is a legend for being able go do that in heels like that
    - Jack looks like he's lowkey loving this
    - Mark looks dead inside

    • @dittoisgod
      @dittoisgod 5 лет назад +57

      And me hating myself being the disgusting perv child I am

    • @jaytoplay0
      @jaytoplay0 5 лет назад +77

      @@christiegrossman6731 "I love cocktails"

    • @OdellM520
      @OdellM520 5 лет назад +36

      you call THAT "low-key" lolol

    • @paigehansen8944
      @paigehansen8944 5 лет назад +62

      Like Jesus Sean knows how to work his hips he’s having fun with it

    • @demotedmoderatertheorigina4773
      @demotedmoderatertheorigina4773 5 лет назад +21

      Jack: Slowly gets a böner

  • @apencupnamedgabriel5228
    @apencupnamedgabriel5228 4 года назад +4409

    Mark: omg this is so hard
    Jack: actual stripper mode activated
    Mark: *confused screaming*

    • @speedypainter52
      @speedypainter52 4 года назад +41

      OUI OUI MON AMI JA'MAPELLE LAFAYETTE

    • @miicago3041
      @miicago3041 4 года назад +24

      @@speedypainter52 I really thought that there was an actual french in the comments

    • @speedypainter52
      @speedypainter52 4 года назад +10

      @@miicago3041 LMAO

    • @mxdixon4142
      @mxdixon4142 4 года назад +11

      @@speedypainter52 THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET!!!

    • @speedypainter52
      @speedypainter52 4 года назад +12

      @@mxdixon4142 I CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY BONJOUR,TELL THE KING "CASSE TOI!". Who's the best? CEST MOI

  • @hestiaww
    @hestiaww 2 года назад +3301

    "so what is your pain tolerance, gentlemans?"
    *life flashes before Mark's eyes*

    • @brocksells197
      @brocksells197 Год назад +122

      Little did she know she was talking to a man who definitely doesn't like pain he just likes to see what his body can take

    • @bananapeel214
      @bananapeel214 Год назад +26

      mark got bloodshot eyes now and this comment fits perfectly

    • @TheBlackCat902
      @TheBlackCat902 11 месяцев назад +11

      dont worry guys, Mark is definitely NOT a masochist

  • @pgidm9092
    @pgidm9092 4 года назад +2923

    Mark: "We could die here"
    Jack: "At least we would die gracefully"
    Mark: *falls and hits his head*
    Jack: Watch and learn *jack proceeds to fall on purpose and is caught by an angel and is then surrounded by doves as he is set down and has his skull split open*
    Jack: See it's not that hard
    Mark: *Speechless*

    • @teabee9709
      @teabee9709 3 года назад +17

      Jack is Sus

    • @Burgledham
      @Burgledham 3 года назад +41

      This comment took my brain cells

    • @purpleguy7145
      @purpleguy7145 3 года назад +5

      I love this

    • @betamash1197
      @betamash1197 2 года назад

      I feel this has some vendetta against Mark.

  • @sydneyandrews5803
    @sydneyandrews5803 4 года назад +6153

    I like how Jacksepticeye got a bit stressed trying Superman and his default was calling her M'am. They definitely drank some respect women juice that morning. Especially with Seán pointing out how difficult it is to do this in her shoes. They're so respectful this whole video and I'm glad there's positive male role models like them in media.

  • @InceptDev001
    @InceptDev001 2 года назад +1236

    Mark: As soon as they touch the pole, they're..
    The woman: No, no, it rarely, never happens.
    Sean: *allow me to introduce myself*

    • @breadonwheels7033
      @breadonwheels7033 Год назад +20

      You ain't keeping your 69 likes, for I have made it 70 muahahahaha 🍞

  • @emilyclark7402
    @emilyclark7402 4 года назад +17772

    Can we just appreciate that the instructor had to lift the entire MAN that is markiplier multiple times so he wouldn’t fall to his death 💀

    • @gachamasterxxlson53
      @gachamasterxxlson53 4 года назад +1075

      The same instructor held her whole body on a pole with her elbow

    • @skittlez9233
      @skittlez9233 3 года назад +605

      The lady had HEELS on for Pete,s sake!!!!!!!

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад +141

      Markiplier must be heavy

    • @Hawk_And_Hary
      @Hawk_And_Hary 3 года назад +442

      It is kinda crazy how strong pole dancers are.

    • @Balloraaaaaa
      @Balloraaaaaa 3 года назад +158

      She is one strong lady

  • @cherry7up10
    @cherry7up10 3 года назад +6586

    We all just gonna ignore how sweet this lady is? She didnt wanna give them a bad score, put up with these bumbos and said that her past learners werent bad, they just were "not-knowing". She couldnt bring herself to talk down and to me she just seems like such a sweet person, hope shes doin well

    • @spiderdoctor2269
      @spiderdoctor2269 3 года назад +310

      Ikr? So patient, considerate, and professional!

    • @kikisdelivery15
      @kikisdelivery15 2 года назад +60

      mark the himbo

    • @axel0tel857
      @axel0tel857 2 года назад +29

      Look at her socks

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +8

      She seems nice, it’s just her outfit makes me so *uncomfy* bc even though I know it’s not gonna fall off, there are things like shorts yk

    • @WilburS00t
      @WilburS00t 2 года назад +2

      “BuMbOs”

  • @LC-en8bx
    @LC-en8bx 3 года назад +3972

    Jack, this is scary. He has legs. Im so used to only seeing his head.

  • @childofthe_k0rn
    @childofthe_k0rn 2 года назад +482

    Mark: Confused
    Sean: *MATERIAL GWORL*

  • @BeetleInBoots
    @BeetleInBoots 4 года назад +1722

    Jack could have been a pole dancer, he's got the looks and some of the skill, and body strength

    • @ClownLfrfr
      @ClownLfrfr 4 года назад +45

      KitCat I think mark is fangirling a little

    • @BeetleInBoots
      @BeetleInBoots 4 года назад +13

      Probably

    • @Geeeeeeeeeee814
      @Geeeeeeeeeee814 4 года назад +5

      YourUncleOlaf omg the photo from Ethans video love it I forgot to change my picture

    • @FritzHu420
      @FritzHu420 4 года назад +9

      That be a universe I'd like to see

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 4 года назад +1

      @Shawn Watterson what do you mean he's a scammer???

  • @starlast5947
    @starlast5947 4 года назад +9128

    The pole dancing lady: some people have gymnastics backrounds... me watching this in 2020: SUMMON ETHAN

  • @_inkysnow_4715
    @_inkysnow_4715 5 лет назад +10967

    Mark’s mindset: is clueless but doing fine
    Sean: *I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT*

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Год назад +189

    I love how whenever she was dancing, instead of ogling her/being creepy, Mark and Sean’s only reactions were confused and panicked facial expressions as they tried to figure out exactly how the hell they were going to be able to replicate the moves she was showing them

    • @lttgames4456
      @lttgames4456 8 месяцев назад +8

      well yeah there there to pole dance. not there to watch.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@lttgames4456 I know, I just appreciate them being respectful and I find their “how the fuck are we supposed to do that?!” reactions very funny

    • @coolteen2861
      @coolteen2861 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@lttgames4456I mean they are there to watch her do it so they can learn from her so…

    • @coolteen2861
      @coolteen2861 6 месяцев назад

      @@lttgames4456well they kinda have to watch her do it so they can learn from her

    • @shannonrobbins59
      @shannonrobbins59 4 месяца назад +7

      That’s just being a good person

  • @Corpsesdonotspeak
    @Corpsesdonotspeak 3 года назад +16321

    The fact that Sean was so natural at this concerns me yet interests me greatly

  • @kailer9839
    @kailer9839 4 года назад +1930

    Sean in this video: *Picking on Mark for saying "Leggies"*
    Sean today: "There's a thingy on my footy!"

  • @seamlessking2021
    @seamlessking2021 4 года назад +1701

    10:41 Jack: “ I call that one the spider man, Tom Holland call me”
    . . . Awkward pause
    Jack: “Okay!”

    • @anusunnus639
      @anusunnus639 4 года назад +9

      This is me

    • @unicornpotato0751
      @unicornpotato0751 4 года назад +6

      Flash back to the lipsinc battle

    • @pharacyder
      @pharacyder 4 года назад +19

      the amount of secondhand embarrassment i felt was painful

  • @bendytheinkdemon1916
    @bendytheinkdemon1916 2 года назад +671

    17:34
    Mark's moment of realization when he realizes how much better jack is at this than he is, Is just hilarious 😂 😂😂

  • @whydidimakethisaccountplea5489
    @whydidimakethisaccountplea5489 4 года назад +1213

    Mark: *lifts legs off ground*
    Mark: *make anime struggling noises*
    Sean: *dying of laughter*

    • @worldlyodd2081
      @worldlyodd2081 4 года назад +8

      this_acc is_random *i did not know his name was Sean.*

    • @comyon1221
      @comyon1221 4 года назад +4

      @@worldlyodd2081 yeah it's been known for a long time

    • @GachaRoxanne
      @GachaRoxanne 4 года назад +3

      i wanna like this comment but its 666 likes...

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 4 года назад +3

      @@worldlyodd2081 I don't watch him but I always just thought it was Jack 😂

    • @apersonwithoutanidentity
      @apersonwithoutanidentity 4 года назад +2

      Seán*

  • @karmariefermin136
    @karmariefermin136 4 года назад +14116

    No matter what people say about pole-dancers, this is some really hard stuff and I have a newfound respect for them

    • @calycalyps0
      @calycalyps0 4 года назад +771

      Especially because alot of poledance for example in worldchampionships isn't really sexual at all (except exotic pole dance championships)
      The only sexual thing about it is that you barely wear anything but that is due to the fact that you need your skin to grip on the pole.
      It's basically just gymnastics and really fucking hard

    • @fertilemertile2496
      @fertilemertile2496 4 года назад +10

      Nah this is still weird

    • @Kaiden_Elliott
      @Kaiden_Elliott 4 года назад +235

      @@fertilemertile2496 Why? It's not any weird than any other type of dancing.

    • @calycalyps0
      @calycalyps0 4 года назад +71

      @iiStrawberryBenii well yeah, but that also is typical exotic pole dance wear. "Normal" pole dance they usually don't wear heals. They may wear an outfit to look pretty but usually not even really that
      Look at the championships they don't wear sexualised stuff

    • @cookiedoughatkinson907
      @cookiedoughatkinson907 4 года назад +145

      I do pole fitness (basically we don't really do the sexy dancing and we don't wear heels) but I love seeing two guys decide to try it because it is so fun and physically rewarding, they did so well, also the joke about American poles being different is actually true (in America they are about an inch thicker than the European ones)

  • @thedabbinggamer3726
    @thedabbinggamer3726 3 года назад +6760

    Markiplier in a strained voice: “IS THIS THE SEXY ASS?”
    Best quote ever

  • @jaylynch7094
    @jaylynch7094 2 года назад +278

    3:06 mark just struggling to figure out how to stand is my spirit animal

  • @staticzag7701
    @staticzag7701 3 года назад +7562

    "Do I look good?"
    "No"
    "Tell me I look good"
    "No"
    "Tell me i'm trash"
    "I'm not going to do that"
    "okay"
    *Mark and Jack's relationship in a shell*

  • @Tortoise_812
    @Tortoise_812 4 года назад +1101

    Not going to lie, I love this girl Where she says “I wouldn’t say awful, maybe not knowing” is like so nice, she seems she doesn’t wanna call anyone awful, and I love her confidence because you have to be real confident to be like a pole dancer or stripper and wear things like that, and I love how mark and jack remain the contact and respect what she does for a job

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 3 года назад +12

      From an instructor standpoint, she's a really good one. It's awesome

    • @Bookgirly01
      @Bookgirly01 3 года назад +4

      Ikr, and normally people with confidence are assholes but she was super nice when she talked about teaching others and when she taught Mark and Sean

  • @EllieDickinson28
    @EllieDickinson28 3 года назад +10505

    I love how Seán is just a natural pole dancer whilst Mark is just breaking every bone is his body.

  • @Almost_Mid
    @Almost_Mid 2 года назад +392

    Seán laughing while Mark tries to do the "sexy ass" pose is so funny im crying

  • @ashes1224
    @ashes1224 3 года назад +3009

    Jack: sexy face
    Mark: smiles in pain

  • @vahnibee
    @vahnibee 3 года назад +3339

    Sean over here like “Tom Holland, call me” not knowing he’d get to interview him twice in the years to come

    • @Apples765
      @Apples765 2 года назад +101

      And play uncharted with him

  • @nothankslol1
    @nothankslol1 5 лет назад +16801

    Is nobody else concerned that Jack is a natural at this?

  • @avashapava1528
    @avashapava1528 2 года назад +601

    3:05 I can’t help but watch Mark try to find the perfect standing position.

    • @zie4579
      @zie4579 Год назад +19

      He just gives up after 😭

  • @puggyyyy
    @puggyyyy 6 лет назад +15281

    "I..I sit at home a lot."
    relatable.

  • @jay-xl1vd
    @jay-xl1vd 5 лет назад +836

    Lady: **showing them the move**
    Jack: okay…
    Mark: oh what the f-

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 4 года назад +3003

    *Girl:* “Sexy face!”
    *Mark:* {Phsycopathic smile}

    • @jfkdjdnsks
      @jfkdjdnsks 4 года назад +10

      *pyschopathic

    • @kiwiluiz
      @kiwiluiz 4 года назад +3

      @@jfkdjdnsks *psychopathic

    • @jfkdjdnsks
      @jfkdjdnsks 4 года назад

      KiwiLuiz cOpYcAt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kiwiluiz
      @kiwiluiz 4 года назад +2

      @@jfkdjdnsks *grammar nazi

    • @jfkdjdnsks
      @jfkdjdnsks 4 года назад +2

      KiwiLuiz タムさ蒸し蒸し娘( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @CrackerJack787
    @CrackerJack787 8 месяцев назад +50

    I appreciate that Mark has his eyes looking directly into her eyes. Such respect is uncommon.

    • @bhavyakukkar
      @bhavyakukkar 8 месяцев назад +5

      they're learning how to pole dance how is he going to learn anything if he doesn't look at her body

    • @CrackerJack787
      @CrackerJack787 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@bhavyakukkar that's why he kept doing it wrong.

    • @TheSimba86
      @TheSimba86 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@CrackerJack787 his respect for women proved to be his undoing

  • @amandalaurie134
    @amandalaurie134 5 лет назад +8982

    Jack: do I look good??
    Mark: no
    Jack: tell me I look good
    Mark: You don’t
    Jack: tell me I’m trash
    Mark: *im not going to*

    • @bailiemassie9550
      @bailiemassie9550 5 лет назад +60

      What part was that

    • @carysajade1248
      @carysajade1248 5 лет назад +145

      FINALLY I KNOW WHERE TIKTOK TOOK THIS AUDIO FROM SHSVS

    • @apetnamedsteve4406
      @apetnamedsteve4406 5 лет назад +16

      Carysa Jade what time does he say that?

    • @rutsikio-4844
      @rutsikio-4844 5 лет назад +194

      This is the time stamp for y'all
      6:45-6:50

    • @Alexandra-uk4vr
      @Alexandra-uk4vr 5 лет назад +246

      20:03
      Mark: Yeah
      Jack: Oh my God
      Mark: yeah
      Jack: Ohhh
      Mark: yeah
      Jack: Ohhhhhhh
      Mark: yeah
      Jack: EVERYWHERE!
      Mark: yeah
      😂

  • @MyMy-gx8xn
    @MyMy-gx8xn 3 года назад +2665

    Everyone’s talking about how much respect juice mark and Sean have drank
    Dude do you not see how much respect juice the comment section has drank?!
    No one is disrespectful at all and I love it so much!

    • @shaylee_marie
      @shaylee_marie 3 года назад +24

      Same!!

    • @m00nlightbat
      @m00nlightbat 3 года назад +22

      Seriously

    • @PersephonePlasmids
      @PersephonePlasmids 3 года назад +20

      Right?!?!

    • @sweetkittyxwx2278
      @sweetkittyxwx2278 3 года назад +6

      Id like this but I dont want to break your 666 likes.. Beautiful

    • @LyoNHal
      @LyoNHal 3 года назад +35

      you don't want to get slapped by a pole dancer, think about the strenght they use on the daily and take back any disrespect you may have had in your mind.

  • @PoisonVi15
    @PoisonVi15 5 лет назад +605

    I like that Sean has this thing in the bag and Mark is just dying the whole time

  • @stefy1515
    @stefy1515 2 года назад +245

    I love how she's like: "go more advanced?"
    In her head: "What can I show them that's least likely to get the killed?" Lol

  • @Ethan-tx2mt
    @Ethan-tx2mt 4 года назад +546

    Everytime mark gets it:
    jack: *claps* 'wooohooo"
    everytime jack gets it:
    mark: *no i dont think i will*

  • @theonlysaneonehere9438
    @theonlysaneonehere9438 4 года назад +4271

    Bruh she’s doing this all in those heels thats a *queen* right there

    • @TofuTuesdays
      @TofuTuesdays 4 года назад +11

      COMPLIMENTOR

    • @ricekrispyy2192
      @ricekrispyy2192 4 года назад +102

      @@TofuTuesdays how is a compliment simping?

    • @spoookymoth
      @spoookymoth 4 года назад +109

      @@TofuTuesdays What? Since when did a simple compliment become simping- she is a queen, deal with it

    • @ilay2337
      @ilay2337 4 года назад +4

      @@spoookymothAll I have to say if that is a queen for you is, oh no

    • @-eh-4095
      @-eh-4095 4 года назад +24

      @@TofuTuesdays b r u h
      Let me correct you...
      “Compliment” that’s what she just said. c o m p l i m e n t .

  • @justamy2495
    @justamy2495 3 года назад +7322

    The way Mark is struggling and Sean is just: "shake ya body like a bodie dancer"

  • @imry7324
    @imry7324 2 года назад +214

    10:48 looking back i feel kinda bad for sean bc he keeps making jokes and no one laughs meanwhile i am laughing so fucking hard behind the screen

  • @pacolita5972
    @pacolita5972 4 года назад +2978

    “Whats your pain tolerance gentlemen?”
    Mark being a masochist:...

  • @snakebite4293
    @snakebite4293 4 года назад +660

    Jack: thinking how sexy he will be
    Mark: complaining that he can’t do it

  • @zadadaquisto9814
    @zadadaquisto9814 4 года назад +1572

    "Tell me I'm trash!"
    "I'm not going to..."

  • @outlast_the_night7727
    @outlast_the_night7727 2 года назад +307

    The amount of both strength and body control people who practice this for sport and/or entertainment must have is INSANE

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 8 месяцев назад +1

      ikr like i know this kinda work line is stigmatized but the amount of great body performance you need to pull it off _along_ with the movements is insane and honestly that needs more positive attention from the average viewer, not to just brush it off as "sexy job means you weak as hell and not cut out for a _real_ job".

    • @claregallacher2684
      @claregallacher2684 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Chillwave6 as someone who does pole dance, i can attest that it is an all over body workout. Some of the moves elite polers do is insane. Pole is also not all sexy stuff. People that stigmatize it as 'sexy', it's not 'sexy' when you come out a class with vivid bruises the size of tissues and pole burns. They aren't fun lol.

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 8 месяцев назад

      @@claregallacher2684 interesting, i don't care if its not "fun" I'm still probably gonna look into this stuff deeper too.

  • @Adele-195
    @Adele-195 4 года назад +948

    Her casually upside down hanging by her legs:
    "So in the crucifix..."

  • @rott3nbugg_
    @rott3nbugg_ 4 года назад +2604

    Jack: * look like he’s enjoy and low key good at it *
    Mark: * literally suffering *
    Me: I really want to see Felix do pole dance and suffering

  • @zoejimenez4572
    @zoejimenez4572 4 года назад +4340

    mark: hey jack we should go stripping
    jack: ok sure
    jacks mind: this is my moment to shine

    • @riiilllce-5415
      @riiilllce-5415 4 года назад +71

      They’re not stripping their pole dancing

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 4 года назад +18

      @@riiilllce-5415 Well yes, but actually no.
      lol

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 года назад +27

      Seán is such a natural, like OMG.

    • @mialovegood3751
      @mialovegood3751 4 года назад +11

      Jack already shines uwu

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 года назад +5

      @@rajpalbhatia1715 its different

  • @clown6878
    @clown6878 Год назад +72

    The fact pole dancers can do stuff like this in very tall heals and with the amount of body strength is insanely impressive and outstanding

  • @carlygussman5591
    @carlygussman5591 5 лет назад +759

    21:57
    *slides down pole*
    Suuuuperman
    *Hits ground*

  • @justanotherdamnerd4434
    @justanotherdamnerd4434 5 лет назад +481

    Should I be concerned that Jack is so good at this? He even said that he’s never done this...on record.....

  • @alyssawood7340
    @alyssawood7340 6 лет назад +505

    Sean: "Do I look good?"
    Mark: "No."
    Sean: "Tell me I look good."
    Mark: "You don't"
    Sean: "Tell me I'm trash."
    Mark: "I'm not going to."
    Sean: "Okay."
    .....I'm Sean and Mark is my Best Friend when I try to be sexy.

    • @kpoppin78
      @kpoppin78 6 лет назад +14

      He's trying to avoid Septiplier 😂😂

  • @emeliapeach
    @emeliapeach Год назад +48

    As a pole dancer, I’m actually so impressed with them for how much they could do! Pole dancing is no joke and takes years of practice so good on them

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 6 лет назад +2879

    Jack: If we look good at least we can die gracefully
    Mark: ...I don’t want to die at all!
    Well that’s not not an option

    • @bradleymiller1139
      @bradleymiller1139 6 лет назад +12

      They hoped when RUclips broke

    • @PrincessofPumpkins
      @PrincessofPumpkins 6 лет назад +22

      Bold of him to assume he has a choice 😂

    • @mufields
      @mufields 6 лет назад +3

      He said he didn't WANT to die not that he WASNT

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 лет назад +7

      I love how he makes it clear that he’s aware of his own mortality and accepting of his inevitable death
      *_but not like this._*

    • @cdenny1515
      @cdenny1515 5 лет назад +2

      Dude I’ve seen like 3 of your own comments and I’ve only been scrolling for a small bit.

  • @gemfamily.9143
    @gemfamily.9143 4 года назад +629

    “do i look good?!”
    “no”
    “tell me i look good”
    “you don’t”
    “tell me i’m trash”
    “i’m not going to”
    “okay”
    6:45

    • @sydartpix4341
      @sydartpix4341 4 года назад +2

      🤣😂

    • @isaburntcake
      @isaburntcake 4 года назад +5

      Idk why but it has strong llama w hats vibes 😭

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 6 лет назад +483

    "Other hand on the pole."
    Mark: **Abruptly slaps pole.**
    "Now put your head against the pole."
    Mark: **Cracks skull on pole.**

  • @somestraycryptid
    @somestraycryptid Год назад +237

    When I first saw this I knew I wanted to learn how to pole dance. Now, 4 years later, I am learning how to pole dance.
    Ah, good times

    • @grey3414
      @grey3414 Год назад +14

      Good on ya! I'm just rewatching this now and just saw your comment!

    • @jessicafelice6767
      @jessicafelice6767 Год назад +16

      I also started taking up pole dancing a few months ago! Can confirm that she makes everything look easy when it is in fact awfully hard lol

    • @kaylieven6771
      @kaylieven6771 Год назад +4

      ​@@jessicafelice6767half of what she's doing my studio wouldn't even show you until you're a year in. But I think my studio takes a much slower approach than most places.

    • @watermelon..baby12
      @watermelon..baby12 9 месяцев назад

      I want to learn now lmao

    • @claregallacher2684
      @claregallacher2684 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@watermelon..baby12 you should! It is an all over body workout and is so much fun! I've been doing it over a year now and love it. Just be prepared for bruises and pole burns lol x

  • @mars2080
    @mars2080 6 лет назад +10128

    Why is Sean actually like a natural at this

  • @hestiathegoddess3718
    @hestiathegoddess3718 5 лет назад +810

    M: "And what exactly is holding me to the pole?..."
    J: "Sheer force of will.."

    • @chuttsh
      @chuttsh 5 лет назад +3

      your sexiness

    • @adamstadick2044
      @adamstadick2044 5 лет назад +2

      Xenia Parker that makes more sense, perfectly timed

  • @Sakanamoto
    @Sakanamoto 4 года назад +1248

    Jack: “Can’t we just do like a basic, like spinnie boy?”
    Mark: “Noo! No! We do that on your channel, on mine we hurt!”

  • @Grwscarlett11
    @Grwscarlett11 2 года назад +487

    She’s so calm meanwhile her fit and her socks 😂

  • @toderoni2486
    @toderoni2486 5 лет назад +2324

    Mark: doing this video with Jack
    Jack: doing this video with Mark
    Felix: *sadly cradles himself in corner while crying alone*

    • @althea3763
      @althea3763 5 лет назад +173

      little Wolf 399 he’s not there cause he doesn’t have legs

    • @mayggrome
      @mayggrome 5 лет назад +7

      @@althea3763 lmao

    • @henryfriggin7749
      @henryfriggin7749 5 лет назад +6

      little Wolf 399 next one should be with Felix

    • @althea3763
      @althea3763 5 лет назад +3

      willford motherloving warfstchate its a reference

    • @sheevedaily1060
      @sheevedaily1060 5 лет назад +8

      @@althea3763 he's a fake fan, a real fan would know

  • @taylorhorne1046
    @taylorhorne1046 4 года назад +1011

    honestly she has my body type and it warms my heart and it makes me happy that she looks so beautiful doing this, gives me confidence

    • @thearcticmantam6854
      @thearcticmantam6854 4 года назад +14

      well you can do it too

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 4 года назад +28

      Love it. Love that she’s breaking the norm

    • @emargosh797
      @emargosh797 4 года назад +7

      Same! So encouraging

    • @shein4882
      @shein4882 4 года назад +24

      She's really a standard body type especially if you go to strip clubs. She is by no means larger or breaking a norm

    • @jumpingonion468
      @jumpingonion468 4 года назад +4

      Yeah same :’)

  • @reaganbartels9993
    @reaganbartels9993 4 года назад +4113

    Seriously when tf is he gonna do one of these with Ethan? He would actually be good at it.

    • @Geeeeeeeeeee814
      @Geeeeeeeeeee814 4 года назад +238

      Agreed Ethan is soo funny and he did gymnastics so he would be genuinely good at this

    • @ssauxii
      @ssauxii 4 года назад +77

      YES I WANT TO SEE THIS

    • @adamtherat4082
      @adamtherat4082 4 года назад +139

      Hopefully that's gonna be an unnus annus video, I have hope.

    • @soup4395
      @soup4395 4 года назад +18

      omg i was thinking the same thing

    • @sammymonk4630
      @sammymonk4630 4 года назад +58

      I agree. I think we should just spam them to do pole dancing for unus annus

  • @tikruqueentoo2473
    @tikruqueentoo2473 2 года назад +216

    Fun fact:When spinning on the pole those heels that she is wearing helps her legs to keep grab of the pole.

  • @spicydoodlez1325
    @spicydoodlez1325 5 лет назад +991

    6:45
    “Do I look good?!”
    *“No.”*
    “Tell me I look good-“
    “You don’t.”
    *”Tell me I’m trash!”*
    “I’m not going to.”

    • @amnadiab4559
      @amnadiab4559 5 лет назад +19

      You just did.

    • @RDDESIGNOFEHT
      @RDDESIGNOFEHT 5 лет назад +7

      Oh the mark x jack fandom is still kicking hard

    • @torarose7028
      @torarose7028 5 лет назад +3

      @Nicole Pabillon YASSS

    • @tajka4869
      @tajka4869 5 лет назад +3

      As soon as I saw this comment they said damn

  • @rachelmccann6985
    @rachelmccann6985 6 лет назад +388

    Mark: complaining how it’s impossible and failing miserably on first try while giving up in his head
    Jack: does it perfectly first try

    • @wintersnightlazzo
      @wintersnightlazzo 6 лет назад +3

      @@wilburpendragon5313 a perfect boi

    • @cesarv7685
      @cesarv7685 6 лет назад +2

      Which is extra funny because Mark has already done a pole dance before and Jack has NEVER done this before

    • @WriterByHeart
      @WriterByHeart 6 лет назад +2

      It's all about that PMA tho

    • @ctnjyr
      @ctnjyr 6 лет назад +1

      Beach_Life850 I bet young Jack never thought he would do this

  • @mikabee__
    @mikabee__ 5 лет назад +1298

    Jack: Tom Holland call me!
    **silence**
    Jack: Ok.

    • @notfreddie9285
      @notfreddie9285 5 лет назад +15

      Lmao that was so awkward!😂😂😂

    • @bxby.annaaa
      @bxby.annaaa 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @monarchkflow6256
      @monarchkflow6256 5 лет назад +2

      Wow, 3 fellow army in on comment section😊💜

    • @mikabee__
      @mikabee__ 5 лет назад +3

      Monarch Kflow there are many ARMYs’ in comment sections now! We’re taking over RUclips lol 😂

    • @notfreddie9285
      @notfreddie9285 5 лет назад +2

      @@mikabee__ lmao 💜😂

  • @ehsan6872
    @ehsan6872 2 года назад +103

    im crying 6:45
    “do i look good?”
    “no”
    “tell me i look good”
    “you don’t”
    “tell me i’m trash”

    • @KamiMalzahn
      @KamiMalzahn 10 месяцев назад +3

      “I’m not going to.”

  • @adityabhalerao3364
    @adityabhalerao3364 3 года назад +2809

    Alternate Title: 27 minutes of Mark and Jack trying to look like entangled Earphones

  • @desvexel840
    @desvexel840 4 года назад +660

    Jack is so confident and supportive during this whole video and Mark is just "NO" lol

    • @zodiack2021
      @zodiack2021 4 года назад +6

      Jack is good at it too lol 😂 at some parts he looked like a natural

    • @Lin-uv7pc
      @Lin-uv7pc 4 года назад

      @@zodiack2021 I got a nosebleed when he was doing advanced stuff

  • @ikaretoomuch4233
    @ikaretoomuch4233 4 года назад +476

    Jack: moves and sways with feet apart
    Mark: calls him out on doing it wrong
    Jack: *Angry Irish Noises*

  • @hoshihoshiko137
    @hoshihoshiko137 2 года назад +41

    13:23 love how mark was ready to catch her incase of her hurting herself

  • @therealunslimshady471
    @therealunslimshady471 5 лет назад +508

    I love that Sean is just standing there whilst she dances like a respective boi. Then he clapped.
    I love him.

  • @greasypizza4837
    @greasypizza4837 4 года назад +673

    Pole dancer: *does literally anything*
    Seán: Write that down! Write that down!

    • @lonewolf3138
      @lonewolf3138 4 года назад

      Love that Charles the French reference 😂

    • @michaelmurray633
      @michaelmurray633 4 года назад

      It's not séan its SHAWN

    • @lonewolf3138
      @lonewolf3138 4 года назад +3

      @@michaelmurray633 no it's sean

    • @greasypizza4837
      @greasypizza4837 4 года назад

      Franziska Von Karma Seán is correct

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 года назад

      @@michaelmurray633 *Seán*

  • @loggingfire1
    @loggingfire1 6 лет назад +2971

    Mark: "I think my balls are showing"
    Jack: *goes to look* "OH GOD"

  • @deimo_6505
    @deimo_6505 2 года назад +96

    The lady climbing the pole looks so easy like it doesn't take any strength whlie Mark and Jack climbing that pole like two caterpillars on a tree, it's so funny😂

  • @venuswashername
    @venuswashername 5 лет назад +1043

    Jack: I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT MOM **slowly sliding down the pole**
    Jack: **weakly sticks arm out**
    Jack: **wheezing** SupErmAn

  • @Mason_kit173
    @Mason_kit173 4 года назад +1793

    Teacher lady: like a gymnastic background...
    Mark and Sean: **look at eachother**
    *E T H A N*

  • @lindseywright6069
    @lindseywright6069 4 года назад +504

    Valeeta: *gracefully slides down the pole*
    Mark and Sèan: *leg hairs, gone*

    • @possesed_beans
      @possesed_beans 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @justicerivers379
      @justicerivers379 4 года назад +9

      Gone, reduced to atoms

    • @lindseywright6069
      @lindseywright6069 4 года назад +2

      Mia Garnett I knew I spelled it wrong, I just couldn’t remember where the accent was supposed to go, thank you for correcting me :)

  • @oceancore20
    @oceancore20 2 года назад +270

    Jacksepticeye - “did I look good though?😏”
    Markiplier - “no”

  • @vksha_2021
    @vksha_2021 6 лет назад +803

    J:Do I look good?
    M:No
    J:Tell me I look good
    M:You don’t
    J:Tell me I am trash
    M:I am not going to

  • @shweenbean6672
    @shweenbean6672 6 лет назад +481

    “oh I’m feeling myself today, lads”
    - Jacksepticeye, 2018

  • @mxmxmidxriya6781
    @mxmxmidxriya6781 5 лет назад +2381

    mark: have you done this before?
    sean: no
    mark:
    sean: * sweats nervously* not on record

    • @NomzieBean
      @NomzieBean 5 лет назад +19

      mxmx midxriya For mark I bet

    • @cardinal9466
      @cardinal9466 5 лет назад +43

      Septiplier awayyy(SEPTIPLIER IS ALIVE AND IT WILL NEVER DIE!)

    • @UltraHeart6560
      @UltraHeart6560 5 лет назад +8

      They must never know...

    • @potatogal8453
      @potatogal8453 5 лет назад +8

      @@goldfishwolfy6373 it's a ship she's available to do it..

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 лет назад +36

      Serenity Brock :
      Mmmmmm...
      Like, it’s actually an okay ship when people aren’t fuckin blowing it up.
      Like, I ship it as two amazing friends, like a few people.
      Some people know how to control themselves and ship it nicely.
      Other people just semi-ruined the friendship between the two.
      And that’s disappointing, but at least it calmed down enough to get content like this again.

  • @barnabydoesart_
    @barnabydoesart_ 2 года назад +112

    Love how Sean is just dancing while Mark is moving like an un-articulated doll

  • @icravecheddar7401
    @icravecheddar7401 4 года назад +796

    mark: _can't pole dance to live_
    sean:
    *_*has found a new job*_*

  • @ash573
    @ash573 4 года назад +467

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not even Mark:
    Sean: IRISH NOISES

  • @EliHDNA
    @EliHDNA 5 лет назад +2677

    Other men: goes to gentlemen club to look at strippers.
    Mark and Jack: TRIES to becomes them.

    • @foxwarrior3320
      @foxwarrior3320 5 лет назад +50

      Took it to the next level.

    • @bloogibloo9901
      @bloogibloo9901 4 года назад +48

      True gentlemen

    • @kirysmi6999
      @kirysmi6999 4 года назад +21

      Mark and Jack are men of culture

    • @Kiippie
      @Kiippie 4 года назад +7

      It’s couples stripping 🏳️‍🌈🌝😊

    • @jessicabaker383
      @jessicabaker383 4 года назад +5

      And took it to the fruity lvl

  • @wlfecipse5751
    @wlfecipse5751 Год назад +19

    9:58 "your gonna do hip circles"
    Mark: *moves his hips in a slow upward motion like his hips move on old rusty hydraulics*
    10:00 "sexy face!"
    Mark: *grins like a possessed maniac*