If he does rule the world I believe he's gotten to the point financially to say when enough wealth is enough. But he still likes to rub the worlds nose in it with truth
Yes, because energy drinks aren't bad, generally. Its about moderation, and keeping in mind that its obvious you shouldn't drink it if you have a heart condition, or you're pregnant. Its simple. Fucks sakes. Its literally no different than soda or coffee. Drink too much soda or coffee with a heart condition and you'll have some problems. Diabetes too, if there's alot of sugar in what you're drinking.
Missed a trick “People think middle aged white men in suits don’t know what’s cool, but we literally write what it is and feed to you through the screen your eyes are currently glued to.”
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☝and heres the guy who feels it necessary to point out misspelling on the youtube comment section to blow the buzz good job Buzz Killington you really showed us all how smart you are lol smh
The coffee video was less about the coffee itself and more about the companies behind it, which manipulate ppl into thinking its acceptable, drinking 5 cups of these per day.
@@taliesine.8343 True. **nods head** Also, about encouraging dependency. I mean, it's considered normal not to be able to function without a cup of coffee every single morning. I always thought that was ridiculous (if you *have* to have it every day to function normally. That's addiction. period)
I think you missed the point. All the videos are sarcastic and highlight the fact you're selling something deadly....not water to fish....cyanide to fish would be more apt.... because you don't need to convince fish to use water
The very reason i don't like that show because they never provide any links on the researches that can prove their words. Which make it kinda BS said by an old person in a suit. And i'm not talking about that exact video but all the videos they make.
+What's up commie Well you have internet to do your own research, pretty much all he says is true but one fact, some of those drinks have way more coffeine than a coffee, depends on the brand. Dont believe me? Do your research, I already did mine and I dont have to do it for you, stop being lazy. No harsh feelings.
Omega Fury how about instead of race shaming him you fuck off and stop taking it on a racist level, the mass majority of the rich business men in america are white men because of the fact that the mass majority of men in america are white, and the majority of people that go into this type of business in america, are white, that may be changing with the times but it's an undeniable fact that in this man's generation this is true. It was not a remark meant to be taken on a racist level but rather a notion to the unfair generalization of white old men in suits are the people that run this country and large companies, instead of getting offended by such a slur maybe you should go out there and prove it wrong by actually getting a job in the business section of the economy, instead of spending your time in the youtube comments complaining about it
Eledin because it's an unfair generalization probably only included to make it sound worse for the sake of the video, which sounds worse to you "old men in suits" or "old whit men in suits". Which paints a more vivid, detailed image in your head, it's racist, yeah, but I guess that can't be helped, not everyone can share the same views
My mom is a registered ER nurse and she has lost count of the number of 15 to 25-year-olds that have come in to the ER with heart arrhythmias because they drank so many of these things (usually during video game marathons).
The problem was caused by them then. Drink one a day and it will probably never happen. That's like saying "my kid drank a full 40 and ran over some pedestrians. We should ban alcohol." While alcohol is arguably more dangerous, most of us would rather keep it. I don't want your brainless kids causing the few things I enjoy to get banned.
Necessary != addictive. And air is beneficial (you need air to function and not to die). Whereas this is just nutritionally harmful or at best, addictive without any effect (so, still monetarily harmful).
I had 3 yesterday and I don't plan on giving them up anytime soon. To hell if they're bad for me I'm just gonna die anyway so I might as well have something to enjoy.😀
BlackGoat 98 nah. I tried 8 hours. Couldn't do it. Exercise builds up a tolerance to using up the body's reserve. More = tolerance Then, "rest" to let the body heal. I have gone 72hrs twice & had no negative withdrawal from it. Some people just don't require 8 hours. .
The funny thing is that the extreme athletes they have promoting these things are the kinds of people who wouldn't need or want to put that stuff in their body.
I can think of more extreme people that use the fucking heck out of energy drinks. Active duty vets... Some dumbasses take it waaaaaay to far like this WORK OUT FUCK YEAAAAH dude whose heart gave out after drinks and that work out shit "vitamin" store sells. Guy who ate with him that day told me how the guy said he could see the air moving which is never a type of line that is good to hear
Henrik Larsen most people hate the spit take. I enjoy it...but people see it as a privileged white guy talking down to them. maybe it is that but I think it's funny.
peter Carioscia Really? I never got that vibe. Then again, I am a priv whitey, so... Still like it, though, Jack has the best faux hipster disdain for the world ever :-)
Do you understand what you're saying, he won't be "honest" anymore the government will turn to an enforcer of the law with meaningless changes both big and small, he''ll be more corrupted....plus he gets paid to being honest because he gets money while the audience gets suckered right in like any other thing, to vouch for him because he simply speaks both the "truth" and truth smh
I drank 2-3 zero sugar monsters a day for approx 3 years. Stopped cold turkey 3 weeks ago, first week kinda sucked but honestly wasn't that hard to quit.
I think because they were zero sugar ones, man. I'm currently still addicted to full sugar redbulls, and it's messing with my weight as well as my caffeine intake. Hopefully I'll be able to quit soon enough, but I'm telling you a can of full sugar redbull is one of the few things that actually makes me feel like I got an energy boost. I'm guessing major lifestyle choices are in order for me.
There is bleach in energy drinks, though. It's from the cleaning process of the machines that produce it and exceeds the safe amount by many factors. Surprised that Roger didn't mention that.
@@Puschit1 I don't doubt it. I work for a meat processing plate and yep all sorts of chemicals in it and you guessed it. After the sanitation crew comes through all those deadly chemicals goes into the meat 🍖 enjoy your meal folks 😉
TheAaronmcmahon11 it’s so crazy that these do that to some people, meanwhile other people can use hard drugs daily, multiple ones at that, for years and not have that happen. Makes you wonder if those people just had something wrong that woulda gone off eventually anyway, or if random cans have an irregularly higher amount of one of the ingredients, or if one of the ingredients it’s very dangerous to a very tiny percentage of the population and it’s yet to be known and studied.
@@petarc8152 if you have a low seizure threshold that you didn't know about and you pump that much caffeine in your body along with other stimulants in the drink it can spike a fatal seizure. Plus what those do to your heart isn't healthy either
Same here. Guy at my work found himself in the hospital after taking these two straight days just to earn too much work productivity. I mean, with no sleep wtf! Insanity is what you get from these.😆😆😆
"None of these things give you energy" Sort of. "Taurine" is basically a way to disguise the caffeine content. "We're not 40% caffeine! We're 20% caffeine and 30% Taurine! (which just happens to be 2/3 caffeine)!"
not to mention originally sourced from Ox Bull Bile and, allegedly, processed bovine genitalia and pregnant cow milk until easier and cheaper sources were found for mass production.
@@50c42 caffeine yes. but energy drinks have tons of other shit in them. while coffee is usually 90% just hot water. maybe some milk if you like that. energy drinks are usually 90% chemicals and sugar.
I was drinking Monster during my final year dissertation to stay awake at night. After a week or two, I could hear my heartbeat no matter what I was doing. Even after I got off it, I still had that experience for almost a month. I don't drink those poisons again.
@@diablominero Rockstar Punched is 🔥. Their limited edition Samurai Cola is fire as well. Tastes like a Slurpee. Just make sure to drink it chilled on ice.
You haven't tried Czech beer or other really good alcoholic beverages. About American beer, we say it is like having sex in a canoe.....it is fucking close to water! Na zdravi! :)
Roger! PLEASE DO: if employment was honest if companies were honest if business owners were honest if schooling was honest if university was honest if diplomas were honest if resumes were honest
About the only one on your list worthy of talking about is universities. They're the only one on the list the obvious reply isn't "which kind?" because they all cover so many variables they are themselves just a generality. Example: businesses. Which businesses? Mom and pop down the street? Walmart? Food businesses? Clothing stores? Pet care? Nail salon? Little Johnny who mows the neighbors lawn for $50? None of them have anything in common but the mutual exchange of goods and services for money.
If design clients were honest If dating were honest If corporations were honest If Dog owners were honest If feminists were honest If Anthony "The Dream" Johnson were honest
I use to drink energy drinks on a regular basis. Then I did a argumentative paper on pro caffeine and my research stated the dangers of energy drinks. Now I only drink under 400mg of caffeine from tea and coffee.
At this point, they pretty much tell you outright the grotesque consequences of tobacco smoke. The thing is, people generally don't care. Especially those who don't plan on living indefinitely...
"Unlike coffee and *tea*" proceeds to read *ginseng* I could be wrong as i have very few braincells left from all the redbull but isnt ginseng used in tea
Ginseng is a natural stimulant, typically in a root form. That being said, so little of it is likely used in a large sample of energy drinks so as to become a meaningless additional ingredient. Vitamin B12 is also a stimulant, and one that is used outside of energy drinks. My mom takes B12 shots to help with her normal levels of energy, but there's likely a difference between an injection of vitamin B12 and the one in a can of energy drink.
I usually get them for occasional all nighters or on a day at work where I got little sleep... lately though I've decided to stop drinking that crap. I've gone with green tea the past few days, and shit's lit
I get em when I can’t get a coffee. I like coffee more than energy drinks, but can’t always get my hands on it. And some coffee is so bad, I’d rather a red bull, which tastes mediocre
I've tried Monster once, I was really tired and sleepy but I had to go to my first metal concert so I thought maybe this drink will help me to not collapse from exhaustion or smth. My heart started pounding and it was painful, the effects wore off when I got to the concert. When the music started I suddenly was so full of energy and wasn't even a bit exhausted till the very end. So I started to listen and enjoy music even more and never ever thinking of this bull crap drink again. We can get energy by one of the healthy ways and it'll be way more effective ✌
See, RUclips uses algorithms to try to predict what you will like, and......you know what, fuck it. I'm on board. WHY IS THIS SHOWING UP IN 2019!!! STUPID RUclips!!!!!111!! smh
i drink 1 can of coke in the morning when I know my sugar level is low. after I drink water to rinse the acid and sugar from teeth. i hope it doesnt do damage to my body
@@charlieangkor8649 I have logged in my physical logbook your propensity for drinking coke and water in that order. Please be assured all of prosperity will be apprised of your predilections. Leave below your name and address so we can send the check for your participation.
@@mayganphynix8267 HCl is one of the most powerful acids. The problem isn't if it can but if there's time. Depending upon the size and overall density of the metal the problem is that it wouldn't be staying in your stomach long enough to be fully dissolved in most cases. No question it theoretically could, you're just far more likely to end up with holes in your intestine. And possibly esophagus trying to get it there in the first place. Also, to the thread in general sugar has nothing to do with anything in terms of breaking anything down. Carbonated things in general are what is going to cause damage to your teeth because they use carbonic acid - which is, you know, an acid - to get the carbonation in there. Realistically if you are afraid of your teeth being broken down by the things you eat or drink then it is generally carbonation, most condiments (almost all of them have vinegar which is just acetic acid), and citrus fruits or things that contain their juice (citric acid) that you want to avoid. Sugar has its problems but people have made up a bunch of stuff that has nothing to do with anything about it. Things like sugar rushes are also complete nonsense. At least in the way most people consider them. If you aren't eating enough calories or something then having some sugar can boost your long-term energy by providing you with the normal energy you need, but there isn't some magical extra effect you get from having sugar specifically. If you're missing calories you're missing calories. Pulling some grass in your back garden would have the same effect as eating the sugar in that situation. The only difference is if you're eating a candy bar as opposed to the grass in your back garden it's going to be a lot easier to get more calories than you need. Which will just make you fatter not add a little yellow circle next to your real life stamina bar.
for sure, developed an arrhythmia because of those energy drinks. cant even drink a single can without my heart beat going out of whack now. dont want to know how much worse it can get with those things.
You know if you smile while saying negative side effects people tend to not care about those effects because this guy has nailed it to make it sound hilariously safe xD
Monster Energy Drink, Giving you all the energy you need to sit around the house doing fuck all.
HA
Kfor Kira It gives you a boost to beat it one more time
is that you GOD??
FancySmileyFace Desu noto ;)
Kfor Kira v b.
This man probably secretly rules the world.
I'm ready to submit to my new, smartly dressed sovereign
If not, then he definitely should though :D!
He's exactly someone who Is expect to 😁
If he does rule the world I believe he's gotten to the point financially to say when enough wealth
is enough. But he still likes to rub the worlds nose in it with truth
Least he's honest
Let's be honest here. Even if this was the real ad, people would still buy it.
Exactly!!
I kinda wanna buy one now
Of course
I would surely buy
Yes, because energy drinks aren't bad, generally.
Its about moderation, and keeping in mind that its obvious you shouldn't drink it if you have a heart condition, or you're pregnant.
Its simple. Fucks sakes. Its literally no different than soda or coffee. Drink too much soda or coffee with a heart condition and you'll have some problems. Diabetes too, if there's alot of sugar in what you're drinking.
Missed a trick
“People think middle aged white men in suits don’t know what’s cool, but we literally write what it is and feed to you through the screen your eyes are currently glued to.”
Ratio?
@@catslovestuff haha you're so funny
@@Look_Upon_The_Heart this was back when I thought that this was funny :/
@@Look_Upon_The_Heart it’s not
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She start doing me inside my Mercedes (my Mercedes)
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Metal Cylinders of Poison. Now that's a pretty badass name for a rock band.
pretty metal tbh
But does it djent?
Yeah, haha 😄
@@captainloser2951 They surely can cylindjent.
@Rumpel Felt This.
This is a serious question: What if Roger were our President, and always told the truth like this?
No more money
Then he wouldn't be a *proper* politician
He would be the fastest assassinated president in history.
Will Shoemaker yeah for sure
@@shoefly757 🤣😂
"I'm Roger. And this is a youth." 😂
PercivalFromWales “edgy isn’t he”
JBear Antonicic dose he make you feel insecure
@@iamevil8582 why not try a metal tube of caffeinated sparkling chemicals
JBear Antonicic there are a lot of ways to get caffeine into your blood and you know all about thos because your so very addicted to caffeine
@@iamevil8582 extreme taste
The ingredients are worth a pause. I love that it says 1% of our daily bleach intake.
Of course, it wouldn't be an energy drink without the rage of a bear.
Only 82% FAKEOZIL, I guess that makes it 18% real
The rage of a bear lolol
It's "clean" energy
rage of the bear .... foolz gold 😆
1:54 "This product should not be consumed by pregnant women or anyone who wants to keep their brain cells" lmfao!!!
My mom drank monster when she was pregnant and my brother was born premature hes fine now but what the fuck was she thinking
Bleach 1%
Good eye
1 more like😊😊
LMFAO
This old man is hilarious. Being so positive and uplifting while describing negative benifits of products lol
Yup thats the joke youve been rogered lol
Drew Mont *benefits 🤯
☝and heres the guy who feels it necessary to point out misspelling on the youtube comment section to blow the buzz good job Buzz Killington you really showed us all how smart you are lol smh
@@JohnSmith-fq7hj 🤔 Most people thank me instead of getting all butthurt, Beavis! 😱 🤪
@@chillinwithdylan636 lol they thank you huh? i took english in high school even have a lil piece of paper that says so
"Natural stimulants that humans have been enjoying responsibly for thousands of years"? That isn't what the Honest Ads for Coffee video told us. :D
Compared to energy drinks they're way better, but they're still exploitative drugs in their own right (I say having just drank a mug of oolong tea).
People have been drinking coffee for hundreds of years, but never at the rate that we drink it today.
The coffee video was less about the coffee itself and more about the companies behind it, which manipulate ppl into thinking its acceptable, drinking 5 cups of these per day.
@@taliesine.8343 True. **nods head**
Also, about encouraging dependency. I mean, it's considered normal not to be able to function without a cup of coffee every single morning. I always thought that was ridiculous (if you *have* to have it every day to function normally. That's addiction. period)
I caught that, too!
This guy didnt lose his balls like some other comedians of this caliber. Old age is being worn like a suit here.
And how have other comedians lost their balls
I love him! This is my second video & I'm going to binge watch lol.
All that ground up corn and rice with sugar keeps him young!
Yeah because his comedy is so inoffensive that literally nobody would even think of cancelling him
"You've been Rogered." Do it again, man. Do it again.
yes. but of course.
You're like 444 I don't wanna ruin it 🙃
4:41
Can you ps. explain what that means bro?
@@bradleyrodriguez3446
What are you 8?
The most addictive thing is not heroin, caffeine or sugar, it's watching advertisements with Roger in it!
The Humming Boy
You're totally Rogered, deude!
The Humming Boy your lack of knowledge bothers me.
The Humming Boy I'm so late but a-freakin-man lol I love Roger
Except for one about college or was it school books.
Agreed
Cracked has taught me that nothing is good. Thank you Cracked.
its all butshit and its bad for you ( George Carlin )
Except he says that tea and coffee are fine
@@TheRealFFS There is one for coffee 🤣🤣
@@osonavigator George Carlin is one pathetic scumbag who hates men because he had daddy issues when he was a fucking child.
@@7xty001 think that was on the coffee industry not coffee itself..
Girl: wtf that was only thirty seconds!?!!?
Me: You’ve been rogered
Under rated comment😂😂😂
LMFAO ROFL
Nah, Roger did it in 5 minutes
😂😂😂
This man could sell water to fish
He could start his own church and make money the smart way!
@@koilamaoh4238 is that a South Park reference?
Kieran Nicol praise the lorrrdaah
I think you missed the point. All the videos are sarcastic and highlight the fact you're selling something deadly....not water to fish....cyanide to fish would be more apt.... because you don't need to convince fish to use water
@@markc6714 I know that,
He could still sell water to fish
"And you're so very addicted to caffeine."
I laughed at this and then realised that I was pouring fresh coffee to my cup at the same time.
Ironic isn't it ??? XD
I’m not addicted to caffeine.......I’m addicted to the taste of coffee...........
*accelerating beeping sound coming from my stomach
Unripe Tomato that’s what decaf is for!
I was drinking coffee whilst watching this.. shit
I don't see it as an addiction. Its simply what prevents me from killing every user who can't follow a simple guide yet still makes more than I do.
1:51
Bleach 1%
I think it's not enuff, add more to enhance flavor
Distraction EDM Just enough to cleanse the palette.
The very reason i don't like that show because they never provide any links on the researches that can prove their words. Which make it kinda BS said by an old person in a suit. And i'm not talking about that exact video but all the videos they make.
+What's up commie Well you have internet to do your own research, pretty much all he says is true but one fact, some of those drinks have way more coffeine than a coffee, depends on the brand. Dont believe me? Do your research, I already did mine and I dont have to do it for you, stop being lazy. No harsh feelings.
Omega Fury how about instead of race shaming him you fuck off and stop taking it on a racist level, the mass majority of the rich business men in america are white men because of the fact that the mass majority of men in america are white, and the majority of people that go into this type of business in america, are white, that may be changing with the times but it's an undeniable fact that in this man's generation this is true. It was not a remark meant to be taken on a racist level but rather a notion to the unfair generalization of white old men in suits are the people that run this country and large companies, instead of getting offended by such a slur maybe you should go out there and prove it wrong by actually getting a job in the business section of the economy, instead of spending your time in the youtube comments complaining about it
Eledin because it's an unfair generalization probably only included to make it sound worse for the sake of the video, which sounds worse to you
"old men in suits" or
"old whit men in suits". Which paints a more vivid, detailed image in your head, it's racist, yeah, but I guess that can't be helped, not everyone can share the same views
My mom is a registered ER nurse and she has lost count of the number of 15 to 25-year-olds that have come in to the ER with heart arrhythmias because they drank so many of these things (usually during video game marathons).
A collegue of mine who drank "Red Bull" regularly has had a heart infarct two months ago. He is 39 years old.
The problem was caused by them then. Drink one a day and it will probably never happen. That's like saying "my kid drank a full 40 and ran over some pedestrians. We should ban alcohol." While alcohol is arguably more dangerous, most of us would rather keep it. I don't want your brainless kids causing the few things I enjoy to get banned.
That’s sad. Glad you posted.
“Try a can of colored chemicals” *well now i dont want to anymore now that you say it like that
Mf Tripz and cookies are sugery disks of fat
Mf Tripz Literally everything is chemicals
you'll try anything lmao
@@HaxxorElite What's that supposed to mean?
Katie Giles Why do you say that?
Air is more addictive than this. Damn I cant survive a minute without inhaling it!!!
Forgot My Name
I am addictive to sleeping i sleep everyday! What should i do?
Necessary != addictive. And air is beneficial (you need air to function and not to die). Whereas this is just nutritionally harmful or at best, addictive without any effect (so, still monetarily harmful).
@@foljs5858 woosh
@@ronrafols3861
You said it dude...
r/woosh
@@ronrafols3861
Me neither...
But i'll learn it real quick!
In a few minutes...
Hortons sparkling brain poison.
Metal tube of cafinated sparkling chemicals.
Metal cylinders of poison.
Metal tube of cafinated sparkling syrup.
Lmao
Hortons sparkling brain poison is my favorite of those terms
2020: caffinated sugery disks of fat! (cookies)
*caffeinated* FYI smh
I legitimately haven't had an "energy drink" since I watched this. That was about two months ago. Just had to come back to say thank you.
What difference u felt
Wise
Way to go 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I had 3 yesterday and I don't plan on giving them up anytime soon.
To hell if they're bad for me I'm just gonna die anyway so I might as well have something to enjoy.😀
congrats you listened to a fake anti ad about fake ads
What sucks is that some thing called Sparkling Brain Poison (SPB) would sell like crazy.
Do you have some? I'll buy some
I used to drink Venom brand energy drink when I was in accounting class. So yeah I'm sure they would.
Jon Feist SBP, not SPB. Just saying.
bones22j
too much brain poison (flat variety)
i'd buy it.
Cure to energy:
8 hours of sleep
Cure to 'lack of energy'
So you're saying we need a resolution AGAINST having energy??
Actually those 8hrs have to be in specific timeframe to be effective...from 10pm -11pm thats the last time to get in the bed till and wake up at 6am
BlackGoat 98
nah.
I tried 8 hours.
Couldn't do it.
Exercise builds up a tolerance to using up the body's reserve.
More = tolerance
Then, "rest" to let the body heal.
I have gone 72hrs twice & had no negative withdrawal from it.
Some people just don't require 8 hours.
.
Yeah but when I have to pull an all nighter I do not have that option so caffeine it is.
Fun fact: the term “Impressively overpriced” was the original tag line for Starbucks
'Reassuringly expensive'...
Was the tag line for a lager brewer...
I seem to recall....🤣
What, wait what, you serious?
@@Preklizkabro the comment was made 2 years ago
@@darthmaul197Who gives a shit?
@@darthmaul197bluh your comment was made also in the long amount of time therefore you’re stupid
The funny thing is that the extreme athletes they have promoting these things are the kinds of people who wouldn't need or want to put that stuff in their body.
If they did they would need to change professions soon
@@sergiowinter5383 guys... Do you know what a pre workout is and how much caffeine it contains?
Are you really comparing pre work out to energy drinks? Ima let you think about that for a while.
I can think of more extreme people that use the fucking heck out of energy drinks. Active duty vets... Some dumbasses take it waaaaaay to far like this WORK OUT FUCK YEAAAAH dude whose heart gave out after drinks and that work out shit "vitamin" store sells. Guy who ate with him that day told me how the guy said he could see the air moving which is never a type of line that is good to hear
@@bighawaiiI mean....yeah! Ima let you think about that for the next 8 months, please, shut the fuck up and think a little
Red bull doesn't really give you wings 😪
Dana White
no shit.
But drinking a shitload will have you thinking you can fly.
Then you'll wish you had wings.
But it _does_ give you diabetes 😀👍
Babazooka boi You don’t get diabetes from sugar tho
If you drink several per day, it does. Angel wings, that is.
@@jadenscott8047 Eating/drinking too much sugar whilst being overweight can.
“This is a youth”. That had me laughing right off the bat😂
This was so extreme I had to watch it at 2X speed- and then watch it twice!
EXTREME!!
watching it at .5 speed is hilarious!
theQiwiMan To the MAX!
I watched this while sky diving...SUPER XTREME!!!!
XSTREAM
theQiwiMan I listened to this while dueling. xtreme
I love how this video was made 6 years ago and the first commentary here was 2 weeks ago lol
this is happening in all of their videos
That's the power of Roger!😂
With patience and consistent quality uploads your channel will blow up.
because they moved their videos from another channel which kept the views but didn’t keep the comments
This and obsessive pop culture are the only things I truly enjoy on this channel anymore.
No love for After Hours or Spit Take? :-(
Henrik Larsen most people hate the spit take. I enjoy it...but people see it as a privileged white guy talking down to them. maybe it is that but I think it's funny.
peter Carioscia
Really? I never got that vibe. Then again, I am a priv whitey, so... Still like it, though, Jack has the best faux hipster disdain for the world ever :-)
Are you... do you guys... think white privilege is real?
It's my privilege to think white privilege is real.
Thanks. I feel rogered.
He definitely needs to keep that catchphrase.
It is sooo damned perfect......
I second that
I love Roger
+Keith Manfredi roger that
THAT IS THE TASTE!!! I've been trying to place it for YEARS!
Omega Fury Well that escalated quickly.
*keeps drinking it*
Why do so many people know what piss tastes like?
avoca dude I'm pretty sure everyone has tasted piss at least once in life, even if it was accidental or a small amount
avoca dude because of the way it smells
It's funny. My brother was a barista used to call the customer's "coffee zombies". You get so hooked you can't stop.
The honest ads guy should run for president, Cracked Guy 2020
Do you understand what you're saying, he won't be "honest" anymore the government will turn to an enforcer of the law with meaningless changes both big and small, he''ll be more corrupted....plus he gets paid to being honest because he gets money while the audience gets suckered right in like any other thing, to vouch for him because he simply speaks both the "truth" and truth smh
He shoulda said “ this is a KYLE!!!”
This is what iran sees 1 sec after hearing millions of monster energy cans getting opened.
Yessir...
🤔
R.i.p to those who died drinking energy drinks.
F to pay respects
Gustavo Murillo Vega there was a kid who drank 22 Red Bulls and his heart was pumping out of his chest until it literally exploded
@@The_zenithgod you do know that was debunked right...?
Gustavo Murillo Vega so post a video of you drinking 10 or more. Let’s test it
Pretty sure people die from type 2 diabetes all the time
I drank 2-3 zero sugar monsters a day for approx 3 years. Stopped cold turkey 3 weeks ago, first week kinda sucked but honestly wasn't that hard to quit.
I think because they were zero sugar ones, man. I'm currently still addicted to full sugar redbulls, and it's messing with my weight as well as my caffeine intake. Hopefully I'll be able to quit soon enough, but I'm telling you a can of full sugar redbull is one of the few things that actually makes me feel like I got an energy boost.
I'm guessing major lifestyle choices are in order for me.
@@halsneed6136 how about going to bed earlier?
@@sultanabran1this is the strangest thing I've heard as a graveyard shift person addicted to caffeine.
@@xathridtech727 yeah tough circumstances.
I quit as well. My mom and sister were worried cause I’d drink one about every day at work. Glad I stopped.
"metal cylinders of poison" LOL.
I enjoy being Roger'd
Aaron Booth TMI bro.
We're not here to judge you.
***** me and you both what
HIs real name is Jack Hunter--he is a Director, writer and actor
I think America got Roger'd at the elections.
"let's get out of here!" When that youth tore off his shirt was very apt. They create the mess but don't want any of it themselves.
I have watched Roger so much that ads are pretty much ineffective on me.
I can't thank Roger enough for it.
He's the man.
I just realized that Rodger doesn't have eyebrows.
unpossible11 😂
He has eyebrows they're just really short and grey.
+Maria Jimenez xDxD
Roger is the D'olivara and Morgan Guy from the 90's!!
unpossible11 doesnt need one
You know, I find his honesty quite extreme and thus will be more than willing to let my guard down and buy a case of these chemicals.
1:51
This list man. Lmao, I'm done. Look at this, Saranonin, the rage of a bear, fool's gold, zapazine, FAKEOCIL, bleach, munchnones. LMFAO 🤣
Thanks for bringing that up. Had to pause. Wtf lol
It’s only 1% bleach it’s totally safe :D
There is bleach in energy drinks, though. It's from the cleaning process of the machines that produce it and exceeds the safe amount by many factors. Surprised that Roger didn't mention that.
@@Puschit1 I don't doubt it. I work for a meat processing plate and yep all sorts of chemicals in it and you guessed it. After the sanitation crew comes through all those deadly chemicals goes into the meat 🍖 enjoy your meal folks 😉
😁 I had to pause it and read too the percentages caught my eye
This is how education should be done. Great job Roger.
I feel like this is really funny, but I didn’t laugh
I find honest adds very funny, but strangely I don't laugh while watching them. Laughing out loud isn't necessary.
Cuz this video isn't funny, just ironic.
It's very funny but its true.
Yeah...the truths of our self destructive behaviours kinda echoes in the back of this video...or is it my paranoia?
I finally laughed when I read this comment, thanks 😁
1:26 "Even if they taste like a bunch of sweet tarts that got peed on!"
Gotta love this description!
except it is wrong...
Peter Vaňušanik Taurine comes from bull piss and sweet tarts are compounded sugar tablets. He right on the money.
@@ProphetGuardian still does not make it taste bad
No joke people are dying drinking these. Guy at my work fell over and had a Seizure from drinking 2 back to back.
TheAaronmcmahon11 it’s so crazy that these do that to some people, meanwhile other people can use hard drugs daily, multiple ones at that, for years and not have that happen.
Makes you wonder if those people just had something wrong that woulda gone off eventually anyway, or if random cans have an irregularly higher amount of one of the ingredients, or if one of the ingredients it’s very dangerous to a very tiny percentage of the population and it’s yet to be known and studied.
You cant die from 300 mg of caffeine my dude...
It takes above 1 gram for really sensitive people to die, but usually over 2-3 grams
@@petarc8152 if you have a low seizure threshold that you didn't know about and you pump that much caffeine in your body along with other stimulants in the drink it can spike a fatal seizure. Plus what those do to your heart isn't healthy either
Same here. Guy at my work found himself in the hospital after taking these two straight days just to earn too much work productivity. I mean, with no sleep wtf! Insanity is what you get from these.😆😆😆
@@petarc8152 you can drink up to 400mg of caffeine in a 24hr period
"None of these things give you energy"
Sort of.
"Taurine" is basically a way to disguise the caffeine content.
"We're not 40% caffeine! We're 20% caffeine and 30% Taurine! (which just happens to be 2/3 caffeine)!"
not to mention originally sourced from Ox Bull Bile and, allegedly, processed bovine genitalia and pregnant cow milk until easier and cheaper sources were found for mass production.
I laughed and enjoyed this a lot. As i chug down a monster.
yuck
"A bunch of sweet tarts someone peed on"
Switching to coffee and tea now...
Hmm i wonder why you dont have over 1k likes..
Switching to water now...
Or just have no caffeine since it's not even a necessity.
No
@@Andrew-on3vc It is too lmao
He isn’t even trying to be funny, it’s just honesty 😭😭😭😂
That's kinda of the point...
Meh not really, most energy drinks are the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee
@@50c42 caffeine yes. but energy drinks have tons of other shit in them.
while coffee is usually 90% just hot water. maybe some milk if you like that.
energy drinks are usually 90% chemicals and sugar.
It's funny because it's true.
@@50c42 The caffeine isn't the worst part theres a lot of chemicals in it as well. Especially in the calorie free ones
Whenever anyone asks me what red bull tastes like, I tell them “acid piss”
1:51 *WTF Nutrition Facts*
Calories - too many
Total Fat - Tons
The rage of a bear
Fool's Gold - 110%
Bleach - 1%
Somthin wrong?
not enough beach
Its fake.,..
Fat???
😂 didn't see that
This guy should be in Hollywood
I was drinking Monster during my final year dissertation to stay awake at night. After a week or two, I could hear my heartbeat no matter what I was doing. Even after I got off it, I still had that experience for almost a month. I don't drink those poisons again.
3:04 HIS HAND MOTIONS WHILE SAYING "HORTON'S SPARKLING BRAIN POISON" AND THEN THAT LITTLE LAUGH LMFAO
It kills me faster, so I’ll continue drinking my baby blue monster
Reminds me of the satire of GTA.
TTo muchh *_Red Bull_* can makke you a biit twitchy aand that makes itt harrder to typee.
Lay offthe RB mate....
cudnt agry maor
Jay Starr not only that but fks you liver n kidney.
the upside down avatar really makes this comment. I rate 8.87/10
Jay Starr is it bad that I only noticed the double letters at the beginning at first
1:00 Roger saying "hang very loose Anthony" while attempting to throw a gang sign brings me more joy than I could've imagined
I literally searched my entire youtube history to binge watch this channel. Ah how could i forget the name tho!
Wow! Glad you found it this channel is really cool.
OH GOD
THE TASTE DESCRIPTION I WAS LOOKING FOR FOR YEARS
THANK YOU ROGER
I was hooked on that when I was a teenager. It's like crack in a can.
In that case you need a new crack dealer, lol just joking.
@@PlayingWithWilson can dealer
21 and still pretty hooked on monster
Rare but i never drank an energizant
I was hooked from ages 19-24, then my gut started to hurt lol, and it was very expensive. Switched to coffee - been clean for 6 years.
I am watching it 4 years later!🔥
Me: *awkwardly sips a can of Rockstar*
Rockstar Punched feels different than coffee.
I knew a douchebag that drank those, try not to get prostate cancer like I hope he does.
If I was drinking Rockstar instead of Monster Energy, I'd feel awkward too!
@@trevthekidd That's like saying you're a black person who hates black people!
@@diablominero Rockstar Punched is 🔥.
Their limited edition Samurai Cola is fire as well. Tastes like a Slurpee. Just make sure to drink it chilled on ice.
Isn't that how they sell alcohol to people because let me tell taste is horrible and just as much sugar as energy drinks
You haven't tried Czech beer or other really good alcoholic beverages. About American beer, we say it is like having sex in a canoe.....it is fucking close to water! Na zdravi! :)
THANK YOU
Ive reached the conclusion that very few people really like beer, they just drink it for status and social acceptance
.
@haunted voice
me: *tastes alcohol of my dad*
also me: *spits it all out after a half second*
@@lukestrife3932 your conclusion is wrong
Roger! PLEASE DO:
if employment was honest
if companies were honest
if business owners were honest
if schooling was honest
if university was honest
if diplomas were honest
if resumes were honest
If Liberals were honest...
If Presidents were honest.
About the only one on your list worthy of talking about is universities. They're the only one on the list the obvious reply isn't "which kind?" because they all cover so many variables they are themselves just a generality. Example: businesses. Which businesses? Mom and pop down the street? Walmart? Food businesses? Clothing stores? Pet care? Nail salon? Little Johnny who mows the neighbors lawn for $50? None of them have anything in common but the mutual exchange of goods and services for money.
If design clients were honest
If dating were honest
If corporations were honest
If Dog owners were honest
If feminists were honest
If Anthony "The Dream" Johnson were honest
Please do If religion was honest, but he would be too scared to do it.
I use to drink energy drinks on a regular basis. Then I did a argumentative paper on pro caffeine and my research stated the dangers of energy drinks. Now I only drink under 400mg of caffeine from tea and coffee.
Coward!
That's still a lot
This actually makes me want to stop even occasionally getting soda before school.
Hovering Zero, I use to drink soda everyday. But recently I stopped and now I feel better and sleep better.
Hovering Zero Soda literally burns my throat, can't stand it anymore.
if tobacco ads were honest
Tobacco advertises?
In the US. They are alive and well in many parts of the world.
If tobacco ads were honest, hell would freeze over.
I thought it would be funny to hear Horton talk about it
At this point, they pretty much tell you outright the grotesque consequences of tobacco smoke. The thing is, people generally don't care. Especially those who don't plan on living indefinitely...
*chugs a gallon of Monster while watching* I can feel myself drowning in shame.
Zachary Reynolds lol
Zachary Reynolds some here bud I need to quit this shit of drinking this crap
quit
thank God I'm not addicted
I have the sugar free monster...I just like the taste...
Welcome back, Roger! You the Man! We missed you!
Not honest enough
His name wasn't Kyle
Hehe
Me: I bet this is gonna kill me
Roger: It's gonna kill you.
Me: I knew it!
Funny thing is.. after watching I want to drink one haha
Pedro Amaral yep it's normal it's an ad
More like, it's s{ad}
That's because you are a mindless sheep.
Salt in the Wound I think you mean a "shoop"
Thats cause you are such a savage rebel youth
"You're been Rogered." LMFAO. Oh these are so good and informative. Glad Roger is back.
Reminds me of Slurm episode.
krunka lunka dopeedeedoo
But red bull commercial have two guys playing blitz chess,
So chess is extreme sport now :0
Kenny Arias: chess always was an extreme sport--extreme Brainiac!
1:27 Yep that’s the taste, nailed it.
Fax
jokes on you, im a sugar addict, not a caffine sucker
Brandon McBadass my strange addiction: Pepsi
CalebIsBae lol im not a fan of Pepsi, im a Tea fan. Like Brisk and AriZona
Aw ; (
***** jesus christ! No! I have moderation, its not like i wake up and drink half a gallon eavh day lol no i drink juice and and stuff
fyi there are more than one type of addiction. keep on derp'n herp
A bunch of sweet tarts that got peed on. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will never look at energy drinks the same again
Somalia Gullette that’s it that’s the taste
What’s a sweet tart
Abigfatcow Guy there like smarties
@@viciousavacado4941 means you have tasted pee😂😂
"Unlike coffee and *tea*"
proceeds to read *ginseng*
I could be wrong as i have very few braincells left from all the redbull but isnt ginseng used in tea
Ginseng is a natural stimulant, typically in a root form. That being said, so little of it is likely used in a large sample of energy drinks so as to become a meaningless additional ingredient.
Vitamin B12 is also a stimulant, and one that is used outside of energy drinks. My mom takes B12 shots to help with her normal levels of energy, but there's likely a difference between an injection of vitamin B12 and the one in a can of energy drink.
I was recommended ginseng and bacopa for my anxiety..to my surprise, it worked better than those pathetic, life ruining benzodiazepines.
Ginsing is a root native to China.
Taurine is an amino acid produced naturally in some foods.
B12 is a vitamin produced in some forms of food as well.
No. You can make ginseng tea but actual tea is from tea leaves.
@@Barghaest Depends on the type. Anything can be made into a tea. What you are referring to is True tea, which originates from China.
Man pops out and says: there's less sugar and caffeine in them than a Coca Cola. That's of course why we put Grade _A_ Crystal Meth in them
It’s always the laziest people I know who drink energy drinks
I usually get them for occasional all nighters or on a day at work where I got little sleep... lately though I've decided to stop drinking that crap. I've gone with green tea the past few days, and shit's lit
I get em when I can’t get a coffee. I like coffee more than energy drinks, but can’t always get my hands on it. And some coffee is so bad, I’d rather a red bull, which tastes mediocre
Heyy, I'm a lazyass, but I never drink these shitcans
I get Gatorade so I can take my cancer medication without having to taste the pills.
I've tried Monster once, I was really tired and sleepy but I had to go to my first metal concert so I thought maybe this drink will help me to not collapse from exhaustion or smth. My heart started pounding and it was painful, the effects wore off when I got to the concert. When the music started I suddenly was so full of energy and wasn't even a bit exhausted till the very end.
So I started to listen and enjoy music even more and never ever thinking of this bull crap drink again.
We can get energy by one of the healthy ways and it'll be way more effective ✌
Roger is fucking cool. Whatever you do, don't lose that guy
I'm too hopped up to watch this whole vide..ooo a birdie! * wanders off *
New Message ?
What can't I answer you?!
Please tell me i'm not the only one who touched that..
hi new message. did you watch colbert get drunk? (I normally see you on his vids)
claframboise I was drunk right along with him...
I just wanna buy more at this point. Better than the actual ads
Coffee is better.
Tea is even better.
Water is the best.
The Artist meth is ok
Bleach is tasty!
The Artist funny enough the only three things i drink are black coffee, unsweet tea, and water
Carbonated Water is where it's at.
The Artist carbonated piss is really healthy from what i heard. You should try it, its awesome!
"This is a youth. Edgy, isn't he?"
It’s 2019 why is this showing up on my RUclips feed now.
See, RUclips uses algorithms to try to predict what you will like, and......you know what, fuck it. I'm on board.
WHY IS THIS SHOWING UP IN 2019!!! STUPID RUclips!!!!!111!!
smh
i drink 1 can of coke in the morning when I know my sugar level is low. after I drink water to rinse the acid and sugar from teeth. i hope it doesnt do damage to my body
@@charlieangkor8649 I have logged in my physical logbook your propensity for drinking coke and water in that order. Please be assured all of prosperity will be apprised of your predilections. Leave below your name and address so we can send the check for your participation.
It's 2020 for me.
Sugar, caffeine, and all other kinds of goodies in a mix that'll dissolve steel nails. Yum.
The HCl your stomach produces naturally for digestion will also dissolve most things, like food.
Probably same with soda.
@@kazj1728I doubt we could dissolve a nail 😬
@@mayganphynix8267 HCl is one of the most powerful acids.
The problem isn't if it can but if there's time.
Depending upon the size and overall density of the metal the problem is that it wouldn't be staying in your stomach long enough to be fully dissolved in most cases.
No question it theoretically could, you're just far more likely to end up with holes in your intestine.
And possibly esophagus trying to get it there in the first place.
Also, to the thread in general sugar has nothing to do with anything in terms of breaking anything down.
Carbonated things in general are what is going to cause damage to your teeth because they use carbonic acid - which is, you know, an acid - to get the carbonation in there.
Realistically if you are afraid of your teeth being broken down by the things you eat or drink then it is generally carbonation, most condiments (almost all of them have vinegar which is just acetic acid), and citrus fruits or things that contain their juice (citric acid) that you want to avoid.
Sugar has its problems but people have made up a bunch of stuff that has nothing to do with anything about it.
Things like sugar rushes are also complete nonsense. At least in the way most people consider them.
If you aren't eating enough calories or something then having some sugar can boost your long-term energy by providing you with the normal energy you need, but there isn't some magical extra effect you get from having sugar specifically.
If you're missing calories you're missing calories. Pulling some grass in your back garden would have the same effect as eating the sugar in that situation.
The only difference is if you're eating a candy bar as opposed to the grass in your back garden it's going to be a lot easier to get more calories than you need.
Which will just make you fatter not add a little yellow circle next to your real life stamina bar.
Absolutly identical to any other soda on the market.
"Like a bunch of sweet-tarts that got peed on"
XD
He should of called the drinks "A Cardiac Arrest in a metal cylinder"
for sure, developed an arrhythmia because of those energy drinks. cant even drink a single can without my heart beat going out of whack now. dont want to know how much worse it can get with those things.
You know if you smile while saying negative side effects people tend to not care about those effects because this guy has nailed it to make it sound hilariously safe xD
As a consumer of energy drinks, I love this ad. 😂
It's a bit early in the morning for me to get Roger'd...but I'll do my best to handle it.
Greenscyth22 yeah it is... I'll wake myself up with a Redbull though
It's been a long day..really long. But I'm home, and I'm glad I got Roger'd this morning! It kept my energy up..almost like a energy drink.
You know you want it.