@@Episodic_Mania or if they don't blush profusely and let out the breath they didn't know they were holding. also their tongues must fight for dominance.
because of all the typos this sounds like it was written half in the Sims language and half in English while the authors were distracted and possibly a bit drunk and it was super funny to see
those typos were from how much heavier you gotta hit typewriter keys. I used to murder keyboards on computers until years of getting acclimated to them meant I have a much lighter touch now. In the spirit of this video, I'm not even going to go back and corrdct my mistakes. Because that's how typewriters wor. You live with them. Or white-out, or re-type the page.
It feels so weird to watch early Collabs with Mark and Ethan because it just feels like early Unus Annus videos that they didn’t even know they were making
@@YourInternetPandaFriend yeah I got it but I'm just sleep deprived and stupid so whatever I say makes no sense at all whatsoever. Thanks for being nice about it by the way 👌🏼🤠👌🏼
Last year my English teacher made us make a fanfiction story and as soon as she said that we all had a horrified look. She immediately went, “NO NO NOT THAT KIND OF FANFICTION”
That does get on my nerves, because people always assume I'm writing something sexual. I HATE writing that stuff, I never have written it. I've implied it, but never written the act. I'm a hurt/sick/injury/torture fanfic writer. None of my stuff is meant to be sexual in any way. Most of the characters I deal with are platonic too; I'm more interested in truly breaking a specific character (both mentally and emotionally breaking them, usually caused by physical torture, or making them helpless because of an illness) and then seeing the recovery process and how they change as well as how their relationship changes. I seriously want to write about Sean and Mark, but I probably won't I'm working on a ton of other stories rn and don't really want to start a new one lmao.
@@yaga8337 Nice to see another! Idk what fandoms you're in, but if you want some recommendations that fit the genre we both write I can give you some! There's one in particular that hit me hard in Star Trek that I can give you the name of if you want me to. Glad we're both out here, lol.
(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE! DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING HERE SERIOUSLY!!! You see, it’s actually an in depth look about how Horses are actually the secret link to proving faster evolution and it’s about a theoretical scenario that takes place 25 and a half years from now that show Horses doing all the things that Humans once did while all other humans starve and wither away. And PLOT TWIST! He already finished the book! He just can’t get it published because the government has banned it and now keeps constant surveillance on -Ethan- Mrs. Thompson, and her grandchildren are dead and Mark and Tyler are actually CIA handlers who have both been body double/replacements for Keanu Reeves and Howard Stern.
Fanfiction can go from the nastiest most filthy writing you’ve ever read to something that will make you cry at 3am to something that will make you giddy happy for the rest of the day
I'm the one who writes the stuff that will make you cry at 3 am if I'm being honest... I've made people cry because of my books multiple times, and the weirdest thing is that I don't even try to.
@@403_not_found. lmaoo, i wish i could have that writing ability, im not good with writing fanfiction, but i am good at short creepy graphic novel types
I once read a fanfiction that started out with smut and sexual tension and slowly transitioned into this really fluffy and slightly angsty story that destroyed me emotionally. It was so unreal, since that is like the complete opposite of what you would expect from fanfic
@@irushtheworld2639 that honestly sounds like a great experience, im currently reading a +300.000 word fanfic, where it starts out as one of them saved the others life, and then they become friends and then lovers, its both very angsty because of trauma but REALLY fluffy, and smut comes later on. Its still not done and i cant wait for it to update again.
@@kyluce He was right that Passenger Pigeons are extinct, yes. But that was all he's right about. He was wrong in that the pigeons that carry messages which are Homing Pigeons (aka Messenger Pigeons) are very much still alive. Also Passenger Pigeons were not nicknamed Carrier Pigeons, this nickname also belongs to the Homing Pigeon. In addition, Passenger Pigeons were never used for carrying messages, they were called "passenger" pigeons using the french meaning as to mean "passing by" as the bird was nomadic and would commonly be seen migrating long distances. In short, Mark is wrong as messenger pigeons are still around and used today.
"fanfiction doesnt always have to be about boning" Wattpad users: *sweats profusely* edit: and the people saying they dont see too much smut thats true buT there is still ALOT of smut
Idk who would buy 3 type writers for one video. They aren't cheap. He was most likely renting them or borrowing them. A lot of that sort of prop stuff would be rented.
Thank you so much for watching! First, I would like to thank Kayroos for bringing our story to life! And second, I really want to know what you think of this video! We could definitely do this one again if you want it as the possibilities are endless with what we can make!
Markiplier maarrrkkk if u see this just know u love u and ty for all u do and u hope to see u for many years to come. I wish I could be lucky enough to meet you
I know I'm late to the party here but at 0:51 when Ethan said "Horses: Presidents?" I immediately thought of John Mulaney and the Horse in the Hospital bit
Tyler Adamson It’s likely that they reside in the shallow side or that they’re incredibly careful about their reading. Since there are sites where you can get recs and/or filter the fiction you find
@@tyleradamson3045 bro i read a lot of fanfiction (an alarming amount tbh) and you'd be surprised at how many fics are nonsexual or aren't primarily focused on sex. sure you can find sexual fics pretty easily, but a lot of fics are actually nonsexual. fanfiction being all sex is just a misconception from people who don't read it or don't read a lot of it
9:49 Ethan: "Believe in yourself and you can make this story come to life!" Tyler: **Looks away in shame knowing that he doesn't want this story to come to life-**
As a writer for nearly 15 years, Ethan’s approach to writing was a whole mood! 😂 The part about having a rapid fire brain and not being able to translate it into writing was especially a mood. That takes a lot of practice and patience with yourself.
Tyler:*claims to not have written something sexual*
Also Tyler:*wrote something sexual*
k & p XDDDD
Ok but he did say “yet” at the beginning
To be fair he did say “yet”
Weird drawer:*claims to not write this shitty unoriginal comment*
Also weird drawer:*writes this shitty unoriginal comment*
@@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328 Yikes, hostile much
Mark: I didn’t write anything sexual
Ethan: *nervous grunt* N-neither did I
lmaooo
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen? XD
Timestamp?
Amy Erwin
6:20
Tyler: I THOUGHT IT WAS FANFIC!!!
"So the person who made this is an idiot?"
"No.
They're _dead._ "
SHIT THERES 666 LIKES
@@rexscotleo nOT anYmore
@@shrimp4278 YOOUUUU
@@rexscotleo how did you get all those fonts and icons in your username?
@@Musiquefleur used an app called "fonts" xd
Tyler: HA HUE KEE
Mark: WHAT WAS THAT
Tyler: Caffeine
Mark: EVERBODY HAS CAFFEINE AND THEY DONT DO THAT
Me, who does that kinda stuff when I have caffeine: 👀👄👀
@@Kaunoe i do stuff like this without caffeine 😭 its called tics
@@raven7835 yeppp
@@raven7835 Same T_T
@@raven7835 tourette’s gang gang
Mark: Fluff one-shot author
Ethan: crackfic creator
Tyler: Wattpad writer
It's not a wattpad story if it doesn't replace eyes with orbs XD
@@Episodic_Mania or if they don't blush profusely and let out the breath they didn't know they were holding. also their tongues must fight for dominance.
@@bread_time255 XD Everytime Man
@vixen_kills & @bread_time, why is this all so true XD
I haven’t watched the whole vid yet......I’m scared for Tyler’s story O___O
Just watched it.......I understand now
"Breathy breath breath"
when you're trying to reach that 500 word limit on an essay
I would never ever in my one and only life try and ever attempt to do and complete such a badly bad and not good horrible action.
i made it 666 likes :)
LMAO
...okay that made me chukel
*Just Monika*
because of all the typos this sounds like it was written half in the Sims language and half in English while the authors were distracted and possibly a bit drunk
and it was super funny to see
Delaney Fox Omg yes it does!!! hahaha
those typos were from how much heavier you gotta hit typewriter keys. I used to murder keyboards on computers until years of getting acclimated to them meant I have a much lighter touch now. In the spirit of this video, I'm not even going to go back and corrdct my mistakes. Because that's how typewriters wor. You live with them. Or white-out, or re-type the page.
Yep XD
Barry Goldberg Please tell me the misspelling of correct was intentional
666th like ;)
It feels so weird to watch early Collabs with Mark and Ethan because it just feels like early Unus Annus videos that they didn’t even know they were making
Tyler is a bonus addition 🖤
@@simonsalty this is the special features episode 😂
Tyler: ITS NOT SEXUAL OK
Also Tyler: Mark whispered in Ethan's ear seductively--
Mark: PRETTY SURE THIS IS SEXUAL
Tyler: NO ITS NOT
Yea
nOt SeXuAl At AlL
@@AngelWingsYT NO IT WASN'T - Tyler
@@OBM22 fans to tyler: then you clearly dont know what seductive means
That's basically saying no Homo and this story is very much Homo.
Tyler: "I dont read it that often but that's all I've seen"
Confirmed tyler reads smut fanfics
He *especially* reads the Tythan ones 😂😂😂
I see that danger days spider
y'all never heard of *_fluff_*
@@iib.mp3 No the joke is because he said he has ONLY seen smut, so clearly hes never seen fluff. Get it?
@@YourInternetPandaFriend yeah I got it but I'm just sleep deprived and stupid so whatever I say makes no sense at all whatsoever. Thanks for being nice about it by the way 👌🏼🤠👌🏼
“Mar and friends hugged and chanted i a circle.”
*quiet singing of ‘I am special’ in the distance*
I am special
I am special
Yes I am
Yes I am
I am very special
I am very special
Yes I am
Yes I am
I am very special
I am very special
Yes I am
Yes I am
Alternatively, quiet singing of "We are men in the shower…"
I will never forget these songs
not that I want to forget them, because, in the words of Mark himself, "I am confused and aroused"
Last year my English teacher made us make a fanfiction story and as soon as she said that we all had a horrified look. She immediately went, “NO NO NOT THAT KIND OF FANFICTION”
That does get on my nerves, because people always assume I'm writing something sexual. I HATE writing that stuff, I never have written it. I've implied it, but never written the act. I'm a hurt/sick/injury/torture fanfic writer. None of my stuff is meant to be sexual in any way. Most of the characters I deal with are platonic too; I'm more interested in truly breaking a specific character (both mentally and emotionally breaking them, usually caused by physical torture, or making them helpless because of an illness) and then seeing the recovery process and how they change as well as how their relationship changes. I seriously want to write about Sean and Mark, but I probably won't I'm working on a ton of other stories rn and don't really want to start a new one lmao.
@@andreaurquhart3530 uuuuuuhm, do what you what, i'm not gonna judge,
@@andreaurquhart3530 Finally, I knew I wasn't alone
@@yaga8337 Nice to see another! Idk what fandoms you're in, but if you want some recommendations that fit the genre we both write I can give you some! There's one in particular that hit me hard in Star Trek that I can give you the name of if you want me to. Glad we're both out here, lol.
@@yaga8337 Ah, I replied with an alt. well, now you know we, unlike Drew and Danny, are in fact the same person.
Intro:
Mark: A handsome detective
Tyler: A strong businessman
Ethan: *A maiden grandma who claims to be Mrs. Thompson*
Whatever happened to Mrs. Thompson, we will never know
I'm technically 'Ms. Thompson'. :)
XD u rite
Where can i look at Mrs Thompson content? Is it deleted?
tryler?
"I don't read it _that often-_ "
tYlER, dO YOU haVE soMEThiNG yOU'D likE to TELl uS?
And here were thinking it was Ethan reading fanfics all along /j
I encourage it
ayo someone give me his wattpad account we can do it together-
@@Ayxsia weee dont have it
@@haniadzbik6412 or maybe weee do👀
markiplier first writing "you fool" was the most in-character thing he could have written
Fool wa tamees
I really want to know what "Horses. Presidents?" Is about
The John Mulaney bit where he said, “THERE’S A HORSE, LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!!!”
It's about Horses? And Presidents.
A horse becomes president
Horses became a president. I mean there are a short story by russian author about a literal human nose became a general. Why horse cant?
(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE! DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING HERE SERIOUSLY!!!
You see, it’s actually an in depth look about how Horses are actually the secret link to proving faster evolution and it’s about a theoretical scenario that takes place 25 and a half years from now that show Horses doing all the things that Humans once did while all other humans starve and wither away.
And PLOT TWIST! He already finished the book! He just can’t get it published because the government has banned it and now keeps constant surveillance on -Ethan- Mrs. Thompson, and her grandchildren are dead and Mark and Tyler are actually CIA handlers who have both been body double/replacements for Keanu Reeves and Howard Stern.
Tyler: wears a beautiful suit, lookin like a buff boi
Mark: muscle tee, gives off main character vibes
Ethan: BLANKIE
*mRs.ThOmPsOn*
@@izzy_studiosroebuck1327 joe mama!!1!!11!!
That just made Eef even more of the main character bc he stood out... at the very best he wins best-supporting actor
My friends be like
blankie :3
"Writer's block! Writer's block! Writer's block!"
*ME ALL THE DAMN TIME*
What is a writers block and art block?
@@Twinkklshine perhaps an r/wooosh but eh, it's when you can't think of what to write or to draw
@@Twinkklshine when you really want to draw or write something but for some reason cant think of anything to draw/write
You write? What do you write?
SAME
Fanfiction can go from the nastiest most filthy writing you’ve ever read to something that will make you cry at 3am to something that will make you giddy happy for the rest of the day
I'm the one who writes the stuff that will make you cry at 3 am if I'm being honest... I've made people cry because of my books multiple times, and the weirdest thing is that I don't even try to.
@@403_not_found. lmaoo, i wish i could have that writing ability, im not good with writing fanfiction, but i am good at short creepy graphic novel types
I once read a fanfiction that started out with smut and sexual tension and slowly transitioned into this really fluffy and slightly angsty story that destroyed me emotionally. It was so unreal, since that is like the complete opposite of what you would expect from fanfic
@@irushtheworld2639 that honestly sounds like a great experience, im currently reading a +300.000 word fanfic, where it starts out as one of them saved the others life, and then they become friends and then lovers, its both very angsty because of trauma but REALLY fluffy, and smut comes later on. Its still not done and i cant wait for it to update again.
this sums up my entire wattpad experience
Forget Harry Potter and his friends, this right here is the true golden trio
*Draco Malfoy:* MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
@@noonahmed5088 Literally everyone in the novel: ok?
True words
Mark: I didn't write anything sexual..
Ethan: Neither did I-
Tyler: I THOUGHT IT WAS FANFIC?!
He is my new favorite person
That is so feaken true🤣
Yes lol
He should be a Wattpad writer
Ay made it 3k for ya
Moral of the story:
Don't use a typewriter to write long stories. Use a computer. Computers can backspace.
Or just use pencil and paper, you can erase
Turtle Duck12 yet, hurt your hands in the process. Trust me, I know.
@@siredquinn like hand cramps?
Yeah, I mean for us nowdays
Jonathan Rupe use a ttpeeriter snd get funny midtskes like these eithout youy backspace (wow I tpye bad)
Ethan looks so sad after learning carrier pigeons are extinct
I hope he found out later that Mark was wrong lol
@@Roguekriger but he wasnt? Passenger pigeons (aka carrier pigeons) actually are extinct
@@kyluce He was right that Passenger Pigeons are extinct, yes. But that was all he's right about. He was wrong in that the pigeons that carry messages which are Homing Pigeons (aka Messenger Pigeons) are very much still alive. Also Passenger Pigeons were not nicknamed Carrier Pigeons, this nickname also belongs to the Homing Pigeon. In addition, Passenger Pigeons were never used for carrying messages, they were called "passenger" pigeons using the french meaning as to mean "passing by" as the bird was nomadic and would commonly be seen migrating long distances. In short, Mark is wrong as messenger pigeons are still around and used today.
@@Roguekriger ah I see. Thanks for clearing that up
We have a bunch of em in the netherlands!
“I didn’t write anything sexual”
“I didn’t either”
*turns to look at Tyler, who is silent*
“Whaaat I thought it was supposed to be fanfic???!”
Tyler: *casually writes crankiplier fan fic*
Actually I can definitely see that
@@n0vistic_470 Same
I can't like the comment because I'll ruin it
I think hes done it many times before
lmao
*YOU CANT SPELL "THE" YET YOU CAN PERFECTLY SPELL STOUFFER'S LASAGNA???*
YES, THANK YOU
if you know si not found with you probably don’t you won’t get it but
Ian can spell encyclopedia but he can’t spell cheeks
Stouffers lasagna is important
Greg Gregson673 I agree
@@nothingfordarkness r/ihadastroke
Exited to see "horses, presidents? " at book stores across the world.
@@rx2enemy190 if I'm correct then Ethan's last name is Nester.
Cameron Don You’re correct, except it’s Nestor not Nester
isn't that just jojo's bizarre adventure part 7?
My favorite John Mulaney bit
its "Ethan Mark Nestor" some people even add a "Darling'' in the end....so technically it is "Ethan Mark Nestor Darling"...
Fanfic made by Mark, Ethan, and Tyler: *exists*
Really good Fanfic writers: They a little confused, but they got the spirit
I don’t know who these ‘Tyler’ and ‘Ethan’ characters are, but they look a lot like Wingus and Dingus
Ik! What did these *imposters* do with wingus and dingus!?
Just watch unus annus. NOW.
Haha
Unus. Annus. UNUS. ANNUS.
No its Mrs Thompson
"It just flows out of my body and I don't know how to translate it to my fingerrrrs."
-Ethan 2017-
I purple you💜
@Jem Paksoy Well I green you💚
@Jem Paksoy Well I blue you 💙
@Jem Paksoy Well I black you 🖤
@Jem Paksoy HA I WIN ❤
Eathen looks genuinely sad after he is informed he can't have a carrier pigeon 9:19 thru 9:22
They actually do still exist. Look it up you just need to go to a specialty breeder
@@monomial_ omg you're an IDOT!!!!!! It's *EAHTEHT
@@JAXXTISM
Bruh, you're kidding right?
It's Eaoutheaon, wdym Eahteht?
He’s getting carrier pigeons confused with passenger pigeons
@@qaiwiwi EEF
Tyler: “Ethan smirked-“
Me: oh so it’s *that* kind of story
(tyler talking about smut)
“i don’t read it that often!”
*WHAT-*
So you’ve read it before 🤠👍
just wanted to say, wahoo
Wahoo
*w a h o o*
wahoooo!
"fanfiction doesnt always have to be about boning"
Wattpad users: *sweats profusely*
edit: and the people saying they dont see too much smut thats true buT there is still ALOT of smut
Wattpad writer including me: oh shit, everyone hide no
I have read so much septiplier that it’s shameful
UrbanRose ew..
There's actually not as much of it as it seems there is lmao. My entire wattpad library has mostly books without smuts.
I can only find smut of a ship I like. It's sad.
Eef slapping himself going, “writers block, writers block, writers block.” Is such a mood
Yes especially after writing that one sentence
I slap my self and say artists block
Legit me when I try to put my ideas to paper.
@@joshuabachan2406 SAME!!!
Him jumping in place and then accidentally kinda breaking the typewriter is a whole ass mood too 😂😂
Mark: crazy story
Ethan:crazy story
Tyler: wattpad fanfic
Tyler seems pretty skilled in writing smut ngl
sEEms like he's _reSTrAInING hiMseLf_ for the sake of his sEcREt idEnTiTY of being a fanfiction writer
Yeeees!!!!
Imagen him writing fanfics on wattpad from some account-
bet
@@Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic LOL
You are completley right
You know who the real incredible person is here? Kayroos. He made an animation of a script that makes no sense at all.
Props to them.
i wish i saw their reaction when they handed over the story and asked "can you draw this errors and all?"
Kayroos is a legend
Him reviewing the script like "ah what a cute story your 4 year old wrote"
Kayroos_* not trying to be mean
“WRITERS BLOCK, WRITERS BLOCK, WRITERS BLOCK!” That is a mood and a large problem
true
Ethan: How’s it going?
Mark: Great
Ethan: Hard to concentrate?
Mark: Yeah, shut up
And that my friends is the full dynamic of Unus Annus
Yeah pretty much
Memento mori
sad ;-;
Hello fellow Unus Annus cult members. I see you are a person of culture.
What? I've never heard of that. I don't think it exists. I think it just disappeared over time. It DOES NOT exist.
@@MemeLord-kt1us you're right, what were we even thinking?
Ethan: has ADHD and dyslexia
Also Ethan: has to use a typewriter that can't delete letters
Ethan is a demigod
Riley Thickins now the question is, who is his godly parent?
@@fanvergent1562 Apollo or Hermes for sure
@@Iloveowlets He always seemed like a Hebe kid though to me
@@cjonesjr HEBE YES
Theory: Tyler is secretly a lemon/shipper fanfic writer.
Fanfic writers constantly have meetings with him to get the inside scoop on jack x mark, Ethan x mark and other ships
@k & p lol oh boy
Don't ship me (jk)
YASS-
ok but the real question is what fandom ;)
or I guess just in general idk
Me: thisll be great-
Tyler: *insert smut*
Me: TYLER NO-
Me: TYLER YES-
Me: HOLY SHIT BALLS TYLER DON’T DO THIS
· Lilac_Doodles · ME: *TYLER WHY*
*HOTEL?* *TRIVAGO*
WRRRYYyYYYYYYYYYY
Why does this remind me of when Mark and Ethan used a fanfiction generator for Unus Annus and Ethan was suspiciously good at it?
What episode was that? i watched all of their videos but i dont remember that one oddly enough
@@chip8511 it’s was the AI predicts our deaths episode or sum I think.
because he is just now getting a taste, and then he will master it lol
Here's the story
Bus
Muscles
Seductive Whispering
LASAGNA
Dead
Best story of all time has been created 👍
Byutefal
Best synopsis I've seen
You forgot seaburr
yea you cant forget about the seabird
Bicth lasanga
this is how they wrote the script for riverdale
dAMNNN
SIIIIIIICK BURN....rip Archie ;w;
@@ghosthugcentral3820 fucking spoilers
True though
PPPFFTTTT
The person who animated is a genius.
Thanks Kayroos_.
I would read a book called "Horses. Presidents?" in a heartbeat, but it HAS to be written by Ethan
Seeing how worried Mark was every time he thought something broke/did break on the typewriter... it makes me think that he doesn’t own these.
No, he was too poor!
Big oof
Idk who would buy 3 type writers for one video. They aren't cheap. He was most likely renting them or borrowing them. A lot of that sort of prop stuff would be rented.
@@dexa6623 Dude. The man literally has 3 ovens.
@@angelceline_1568 True...
Still, with how he is I don't doubt him owning a typewriter, I just don't think he'd have 3.
The story just sounds like drunk caveman finding the art of fan fic
Jesus Christ the saddest part of this entire comment section is I’m the 68th like
@@youruncleolaf4694 hello darkness my old friend
Jesus Christ, will i go to hell for reading 100 sinful wattpad stories per day??
Short German 𝐘 𝐄 𝐒
Jesus christ, what the heck frick frack tic tac how the heck'ns did you get that name holy son of god
ethan writing is the most relatable thing i’ve ever witnessed
This isn't really important, but why did they need three typewriters of only one of them was going to write at a time? 😂
.~¬·°aesthetic°·¬~.
@Rudwarf *”I AM A MAN WHO OWNS F I V E OVENS.”*
a e s t h e t i c
So they cant see what the other wrote probably
This is a question I never realized I needed to ask. Thank you. I just realized this xD
Mark- Well I didn't write anything sexual.
Ethan- Neither did I
Tyler- I THOUGHT IT WAS FANFIC
Me: Oh god here we go
Tyler: *smut*
Me: TYLER NO-
tyler: yes
Editing_Life TYLER YES-
*TYLER yEsSSssS*
TYLER YES
TYLER NO
I love how mark and ethan are always fucking around and Tyler is focusing on what hes doing. Its hilarious
The Savages dude exactly
Wow top comment 😲 im amazed!!!
The Savage this is so tru
When their acting stupid, Tyler always looks into the camera like 'I hate my life.....please kill me" 😂😂
WHEN EEF STIMMED AND FLAPPED HIS ARMS TO KEEP HIS THOUGHTS FLOWING ,, I BEAMED [6:56]
YES! Someone noticed it!
Ethan: have you written a novel?
Tyler: well yes, but technically no
Mark: Who goes first?
Tyler: *Rock Paper Scissors movement*
Ethan: *also does Rock Paper Scissors movement*
Mark: That's not an anSWER???
AngeredIrken03 *HeLp*
fearyn
Ethan: help....
Help...
**Ethan and Mark burst into laughter**
Tyler: I had caffeine!
Mark: EvErYbOdY hAd CaFfEiNe, ThEy DoN't Do ThAt!!
i can indeed confirm i do that on a daily basis when i have caffeine.
I do
Tyler: "I don't read it that often" and "I've written plenty of short stories"
👀
All the short stories are just Crankiplier smut
Did anyone else realize that Tyler is typing with his middle fingers??
So basically he’s flipping off all the keys just because of the typos 😂😂😂
I do that. I can’t type with all my fingies so I just choose one, usually either middle or pointer or thumbs when it’s on my phone.
HEY KEYS FRICK OFF
"Writer's block writer's block writer's block" *Slaps cheek*
DUDE SAME
STORY OF MY LIFE
Ikr
*Jumps up and down*
Ethan: God damn it! Writers block!
Me: O-O 🎵Welcome to my life🎶
Woah the moment I read this Ethan said it 🤯
Layleh Art block also sucks.
same.
Note: Carrier pigeons are NOT extinct. PASSENGER pigeons, however, are. Had to look it up cause I was in the same boat as Ethan XD
So is Ethan right? Can any pigeon be trained to be a carrier pigeon?
TheJStale I think it has to be a certain kind, I think what they are talking about is the fact carrier pigeons aren’t extinct
That was mentioned in the subtitles though.
Bagira Works Streaming Same!
TheJStale I looked it up, it just said it was a homing pigeon (just a typical grey with the colorful neck pigeon) that was trained.
Mark, thinking of Passenger Pigeons: "Extinct."
Carrier pigeons, still very much alive and not extinct: *surprised Pikachu face*
Glad I’m not the only one who went immediately to google over some pigeon facts 😂🐦
Just gonna hijack your comment quick to add that the pigeon Ethan was probably thinking of was the homing pigeon.
Are they really???
All I took away from this was,
Horse, presidents?
LASAGNA
Typos
Blood and brandy
The person who made the type writer is dead
Carrier Pigeons are extinct, can't forget them!
13:44
The moment Ethan turned into Draco Malfoy.
YES !
honestly!!!! :)
"My father will be herig aboot this!"
I see the your a man of culture
*_POTTAH_*
Mark:Who ever made this is an idiot
Ethan:Who ever made this is dead
Mark and Ethan: burst into laughter
I couldn't handle that part 😂😂😂 I died
That my friend, is REAL comedy.
I read that as soon as it happened in the video xD
The like ratio
Well he not wrong
It’s funny how “Mark’s Sister” actually looks like 2020 long hair mark
Mark: "Back in the year 1922-"
Mrs thompson: **flashbacks intensify**
Ethan looked so heartbroken when mark said “carrier pigeons were extinct”
They’re not even extinct are they?
@@LadyViscera They, happened either during or after ww2
@@TheMisterman15 *WW1*
@@camster55687 I was close enough, it was going to be one of the two
theyre not extomct tho
Thank you so much for watching! First, I would like to thank Kayroos for bringing our story to life!
And second, I really want to know what you think of this video! We could definitely do this one again if you want it as the possibilities are endless with what we can make!
Markiplier This was an amazing video super funny
Markiplier Love the video mark, super entertaining, this is actually the earliest I've ever come to watch a video 😂
Markiplier Anotha' one plz! 🙃
Markiplier maarrrkkk if u see this just know u love u and ty for all u do and u hope to see u for many years to come. I wish I could be lucky enough to meet you
Mark you do know that was a women's trench coat, right?
The look of disappointment when Ethan found out that carrier pigeons are extinct (9:20)
It's 2019, I want a fanfiction pt2 lol. This is hysterical no matter how many times I watch it XD
IKR? XD
Yeah XD
Honestly tho
ITS 2020 I want one :)
I want pt2 2020 edition
My two favorite lasagna quotes.
“Don’t be lasagna.”
And
“Shit! Just lasagna.”
Mine is Zoe lasagna
What about bitch lasagna?
@@idk_ssophia Bitch lasagna too xD
@Lil cuppy I knew it :)
@@idk_ssophia t series is better
I know I'm late to the party here but at 0:51 when Ethan said "Horses: Presidents?" I immediately thought of John Mulaney and the Horse in the Hospital bit
SorenOliver Same!
Yessssss
I thought of SBR lol
Ethan, while jumping up and down: WRITER'S BLOCK!
I felt that lmao, just creativity block in general
Ethan: "I thought any pidgen could be a carrier pidgen if you train it!"
*Mark shakes his head*
*Ethan is S H O O K*
Omg same bro same
Chat Noir -KawaiiCoolMe- *pidgeon
Chat Noir -KawaiiCoolMe- I'm shook I didn't know that either I had just assumed they stopped training them since there was no need for carrier pigeons
Chlo gaff same then I realised... they’re an actual breed
Chat Noir -KawaiiCoolMe- pigeon* --Don't you have auto correct..? If not , then you NEED it...
Noone:
Me trying to write an essay for history class tomorrow:
WRITER'S BLOCK WRITER'S BLOCK WRITER'S BLOCK!!!
When Tyler’s inner demons tried to escape I wheezed so hard it hurt
(2:37)
😂😂
It actually says inner demon if you put it on English Subtitles
@@snowdoggy8039 no i dont think it does-
@@snowdoggy8039 nvm i see it
i cant help but notice your user 😂
Don’t mind me, I’m just futilely trying to fill the void that Unus Annus left by watching any vids I can with both Mark and Ethan in them
It’s just not the same 😔
Y e a h-
@@click.beetle ✨The void can only be filled by anime and sparkles✨
@@ilicktoeslol THE VOID IS STILL NOT FILLED!!!!
I think Tyler is really the only who understands how fanfiction works
Nah. It doesn't have to be sexual. I read mostly non sexual fanfiction
Tyler Adamson
It’s likely that they reside in the shallow side or that they’re incredibly careful about their reading. Since there are sites where you can get recs and/or filter the fiction you find
Tyler Adamson I mean you can usually find non sexual fics if you just pay attention to tags and the description. Sometimes.... at least on AO3...
@@tyleradamson3045 bro i read a lot of fanfiction (an alarming amount tbh) and you'd be surprised at how many fics are nonsexual or aren't primarily focused on sex. sure you can find sexual fics pretty easily, but a lot of fics are actually nonsexual. fanfiction being all sex is just a misconception from people who don't read it or don't read a lot of it
Virginia Harp In the fluff and slow burn section
"Oh no, whoever made this... is deaad." -Ethan
Ali Howlter I freaking saw this comment as Ethan said it.
It
Was
Fate
Little Evergreen ME TOO OH MY GOD
This is why I love Ethan. Lmao.
Ali Howlter- Yeah, that got me too. His humor is spot on. 😂 Loved it.
*Horses. Presidents?*
W-...was that a John Mulaney reference?
yep-A-roo *bucko*
the whole thing sounds like its been through google translate many multiple times
You just gave me a brilliant idea
"WHAT? There is non way I can be in dang tiddy!"
-Eef Nester, 2017
sounds like hamlet tbh
I’m starting to think these are children in adult skin
This reminded me of Silence of the Lambs and now I won't be able to sleep.
It PuTs The LoTiAn On ItS sKiN oR eLsE iT gEtS tHe HoSe AgIaN
They are 😂
i think they might be
We been knew
I like how Tyler was cool with them writing smut fics about them and didn't even question it
I like how Ethan violently defended the definition of "smut fiction". Like, didn't even back-pedal. Just went out and owned it like a champ.
9:49
Ethan: "Believe in yourself and you can make this story come to life!"
Tyler: **Looks away in shame knowing that he doesn't want this story to come to life-**
Mark: *Starts huffing*
Ethan: *Stops writing and starts moaning and dancing*
Mark: wtf
Where tell me where
@@thewrldt_r_i_p_p_i_n2971 around 6:58
@@cinnamonbreeze5618 oh ok thank :)
"I can get a carrier pigion!"
"Carrier pigions are extinct..."
"WHAT?!?! 0o0"
The breed used for carrier pigeons is indeed extinct but you can train any pigeon to be one though
MeannCat
Passenger pidgeon are extinct, but they were never used as carrier pidgeons. Homing pidgeons were used as carrier pidgeons.
Tyler: “I had caffeine!”
HIS DARK ALTER EGO IS ESCAPING!
Dieler
Or Apocalypso_12
Xyler!
Yup, that sure as shit was not caffeine. Even the captions editor thought it was his inner demon(thought it didn't say Xyler, I still vote Xyler).
Real name Dieler, youtube name apocalyptic_12
mark: "i didnt write anything sexual,,,"
ethan: "neither did i
Ethan: Horses. Presidents.
Me: John Mulaney?
There's a horse.
*_LoOsE iN a HoSpItAl_*
*that's what i thought you'd say you dumb fucking horse*
AYY
John Mule Aney
and you’re a horse.
Did anyone else notice Ethan making a Harry Potter reference at 13:43 ??
"My father will be herig aboot this!"
YES
XD That's amazing I got it as well
POTTER!
Dracomalfoy
Rosalinde Vermeulen no
*"Are you ready Mrs Nesbit?"*
*_Toy story flashbacks_*
I. AM MISSSS. NEZBIT
*slurred* DON'T YOU GETIT????
I'M MISSUS,
*_NESBIT_*
४Darkia_Echomoon४ Snap out of it, Buzz! *slaps Buzz with his own arm*
@@yukiizumiya7240 I swear we could have recreated the whole of Toy Story from that point in the comments
As a writer for nearly 15 years, Ethan’s approach to writing was a whole mood! 😂 The part about having a rapid fire brain and not being able to translate it into writing was especially a mood. That takes a lot of practice and patience with yourself.
Now we know what Tyler does in his free time. ... writes crankiplier
Lilith Blackfyre
Jup XD
uwu
And mark's sister was never heard again.
;-;
ArcyTheAtrocious I was wondering where she went
ArcyTheAtrocious oml
She yurned into boob
some say she's still on the tour bus, waiting for her brother to return...
Ethan: Fanfiction doesn't always have to be about bonin' Tyler: Well that's all i see on the internet
👉🏽👉🏽 that's my boy tyler
Yee
Mark: WHAT EXCUSE YOU
Happy Drangeel oh yay
ARMY
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I actually didn't know that about fan fic
Anyone else watching Markiplier Makes after the ending of Unus Annus because they miss Mark/Ethan joint content
YESSSS
Yep
MEEEEEEE
Tyler is just an added bonus