For those that didn't follow, here's the recipe from the video: **Quick Fusion Bruschetta with Tuna and Vanilla Chili** **Ingredients:** - 1 baguette, sliced and toasted - 2 leeks, finely chopped - 1 can of tuna, drained - 1 chili, seeds removed and finely chopped - 2 spring onions, chopped - 2 tomatoes, diced - Seeds from 1 vanilla pod - Sirloin steaks, thinly sliced - Ricotta cheese - A handful of fresh herbs (like parsley or basil), lightly chopped - Turmeric, a pinch - 1 red onion, finely chopped - Zest of 1 lime - Black pepper, to taste - Sugar, a pinch - Water chestnuts, sliced - 1 egg - Dijon mustard, 1 tablespoon - Red wine vinegar, 1 tablespoon - Roasted garlic, 2 cloves - Fennel seeds, 1 teaspoon - Chicken stock, 1/2 cup - Coconut milk, 1/4 cup - Chilies, chopped, to taste **Instructions:** 1. **Prepare the Topping:** - In a pan, sauté the leeks until soft. Add the chopped spring onions, tomatoes, and chili. Cook for a few minutes. - Stir in the vanilla seeds, a pinch of turmeric, red onion, lime zest, a touch of pepper, and sugar. Cook until fragrant. - Add the water chestnuts and cook for another minute. Set aside to cool. 2. **Cook the Steaks:** - Season the sirloin steaks with salt and pepper. Sear them in a hot pan until cooked to your preference. Set aside to rest. 3. **Make the Ricotta Spread:** - In a bowl, mix the ricotta cheese with the egg, Dijon mustard, and red wine vinegar. Add the roasted garlic, pressed through a sieve, and fennel seeds. 4. **Assemble the Bruschetta:** - Spread the ricotta mixture on the toasted baguette slices. - Top with the leek and tomato mixture. - Add a slice of sirloin steak on top. - Drizzle with a mixture of chicken stock and coconut milk for added flavor. 5. **Serve:** - Arrange the bruschettas on a platter and serve immediately. Enjoy this quick and flavorful dish that combines the richness of tuna and steak with the exotic sweetness of vanilla and the heat of chili. Perfect for a last-minute gathering or a simple supper that's ready in about 20 minutes! 🍴
You know this video exists because now that he has a kid and a family he's learning to cook and is going "none of these are 15 minute recipies gordon what are you smoking" (i agree)
@@grimgaunt.same haha it got to a point where I was just so confused about what was even being made at any moment that I didn’t even notice the words were wrong
What am I supposed to do with the well now and why did Gordon claim the whole recipe only takes 20 minutes? I thought in that time I could surely dig a well in my neighborhood garden. It's been 2 days and I think the neighbors noticed.
@@christopherrowe7860 You're saying the tasty part of a sausage is the intestinal lining it's encased in? So when you're feeling lazy do you just fry up some intestinal linings and snack on those?
I'm impressed Dunkey was able to gather a whole three minutes of Gordon Ramsay footage where the camera isn't shaking frantically like it's a bad action movie.
@@vinceb8123 I remember when I first discovered his european stuff. Absolutely floored at how the producers weren't attempting to induce me, the poor defenseless viewer, into a heart attack every 12 seconds while repeating the same thing I had viewed over again to me as if I hadn't just seen it three minutes prior ( three minutes accounting for the original broadcast commercials). It was a whole new world of just being able to f*cking watch TV and relax rather than have the flames deep in my heart stoked and the blood vessels in my brain ruptured back to back to back until I was akin to the very vegetables being cut in front of me. Maddening, and eye opening at the same time.
I love how you can never predict what kind of video dunkey is going to upload, we went from a multiplayer horror game with no active players to every mention of amnesia in videogames to an ingame marketing campaign for Animal Well to Gordon Ramsey in the span of 2 weeks, bravo Dorgan.
You know, I gotta commend Dunkey that he's finally hit the "RUclipsr starts their own buisness" era of his career, and yet his content is still identical to how it was years ago. A lot of youtubers look drastically different by this point. You really get the sense that he wants to do publishing cause he actually has passion behind it and not entirely for the money.
Nah bro even if they got dunkey, he wouldnt go down without a fight, and he would at least be able to save Leah, who would then go on to tell us whether it was Activision or EA that sent the assassin and then nobody would ever buy their video games again. @@brandenp1944
I consider myself pretty quick and capable in the kitchen with new recipes, but whoever wrote those recipes must be on their third bump of cocaine if they think those take 30 mins from start to finish, EVEN with prep done beforehand
Might be mistaking hello fresh or something else but don't they specify prep time takes 10 minutes and cook time takes 20-40 minutes depending on the dish
@@TheSidetrackYT Legit it takes that long, 2 pans, and 3 bowls, just to finish making the first "sauce" 🤣 Like f that, I am not above using old soy sauce packets left in the fridge. 20+ minutes of labor for a "balsamic" whateverthehell or a _mildly_ limey sour cream with a few flecks of basil in it.
This video changed my cooking life forever. Before it, I didn't have Animal Well wishlisted on steam. After it, I now have Animal Well wishlisted on steam.
Glad you watched the same video as us. Glad you reminded us you watched the same video as us. Glad you know how to press play and watch the same video as us. Glad you know how to comment that whilst watching the same video as us you saw the same thing in the same video as us. Well done... now go give yourself a cookie.
This made me instantly nostalgic for my grandma's golf balls. I've still never tasted anything like them to this day. I think the key was to turn the gas back on after turning it off. Thank you, YOU DONKEY, for that fond memory.
The thing I appreciate most about dunkey is that he does things cause he wants to. There's no brand consistency, no tailored content, it is just, pure, unaltered, FUN
this is a good video explaining why all these simple meals dont catch on more, they seem super complicated while "they can be done in 20 minutes" and the rest of it is like "not in my lifetime"
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For those that didn't follow, here's the recipe from the video:
**Quick Fusion Bruschetta with Tuna and Vanilla Chili**
**Ingredients:**
- 1 baguette, sliced and toasted
- 2 leeks, finely chopped
- 1 can of tuna, drained
- 1 chili, seeds removed and finely chopped
- 2 spring onions, chopped
- 2 tomatoes, diced
- Seeds from 1 vanilla pod
- Sirloin steaks, thinly sliced
- Ricotta cheese
- A handful of fresh herbs (like parsley or basil), lightly chopped
- Turmeric, a pinch
- 1 red onion, finely chopped
- Zest of 1 lime
- Black pepper, to taste
- Sugar, a pinch
- Water chestnuts, sliced
- 1 egg
- Dijon mustard, 1 tablespoon
- Red wine vinegar, 1 tablespoon
- Roasted garlic, 2 cloves
- Fennel seeds, 1 teaspoon
- Chicken stock, 1/2 cup
- Coconut milk, 1/4 cup
- Chilies, chopped, to taste
**Instructions:**
1. **Prepare the Topping:**
- In a pan, sauté the leeks until soft. Add the chopped spring onions, tomatoes, and chili. Cook for a few minutes.
- Stir in the vanilla seeds, a pinch of turmeric, red onion, lime zest, a touch of pepper, and sugar. Cook until fragrant.
- Add the water chestnuts and cook for another minute. Set aside to cool.
2. **Cook the Steaks:**
- Season the sirloin steaks with salt and pepper. Sear them in a hot pan until cooked to your preference. Set aside to rest.
3. **Make the Ricotta Spread:**
- In a bowl, mix the ricotta cheese with the egg, Dijon mustard, and red wine vinegar. Add the roasted garlic, pressed through a sieve, and fennel seeds.
4. **Assemble the Bruschetta:**
- Spread the ricotta mixture on the toasted baguette slices.
- Top with the leek and tomato mixture.
- Add a slice of sirloin steak on top.
- Drizzle with a mixture of chicken stock and coconut milk for added flavor.
5. **Serve:**
- Arrange the bruschettas on a platter and serve immediately.
Enjoy this quick and flavorful dish that combines the richness of tuna and steak with the exotic sweetness of vanilla and the heat of chili. Perfect for a last-minute gathering or a simple supper that's ready in about 20 minutes! 🍴
why is this pinned and has like zero likes, well anyways thanks for the easy and quick recipe, appreciate it mate
Remember to turn the gas off
@@Markeplier23And then turn it back on
@@tonightsbigloser Be sure to turn it back off
When do I dig the well?
glad to see dunkey finally revealing the recipe for Bowser's big bean burrito
Literally
I will now gain the power of bowsers big bean burrito
You guys hear about Animal Well?
@@AyazHBlitroly
Yeah apparently it's like Halo 2 meet Halo 3
I'm just imagining Dunkey watching through tens of hours of Gordon's cooking just to be like "Yeah, I can use those 3 seconds"
Literally.
Dawg, that’s that intern shit. UNPAID intern.
More like 0.5 sec fragments
@@njsteereexcept he's getting paid more per video than a teacher's monthly pay
Bunko's YTP skills have reached a new level. Let's just hope he doesn't start asking for our other pants.
Something unhinged about Gordon Ramsay getting randomly furious at his own cooking and then immediately returning to normal
Literally
I think he's unusually calm and randomly acts normal for a bit
It's what happens when you keep turning the gas on.
Something unhinged about Gordon Ramsey edited to be unhinged
Fits his personality tbh
"Make a little well"... I see you, sir.
Quick broscetta tomatoes in
That one got me good 🤣
Reminded me of primitive technology guy making a literal well 😂
Look at the chicken
You guys talking about Animal Well?
"Take a rolling pin! Dice it up."
I fucking lost it.
In Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Adventure, the player forgets how to cook, because they have *amnesia*
I lost it at "Turn the gas off. Turn the gas back on."
How could you lose it? The recipe is so simple even an absolute Dunkey could do it!
I understood "Turn the gas off. Turn the guess back on. "
Difficult instructions?
I hope you find it soon.
"Look at this chicken" as the video shows a Koala
Wife: "Why are you watching cooking videos?"
Me: "It's my favorite videogame RUclipsr..."
You guys talking about Animal Well?
@@raetekusu1 I hear it's like Halo 2 meets Halo 3
Literally.
@@joaoluiz6415bro that’s like.. Halo 5
Does she have animal well wishlisted?
The fact it slowly gets more and more unhinged until you really FEEL like you’re the dish.
Gordon's master class in gaslighting.
But he did turn it off though.
literally
when he said not to wipe down the pan he was being metaphorical
you can tell because he didn't specify that he was being literal
Best comment
Well first of all what did he mean 'wipe'? And what did he mean 'down'? And what did he mean 'the'? And what did he mean 'pan'?
Living in California has done a number on Chef Ramsey lol
Its a figure of speech. Using the the royal "wipe down" I'm sure.
It saddens me that Gordon incorrectly uses the word 'literally'.
“Whatever you do, do not wipe the pan”
*wipes the pan*
He was speaking figuratively there, since he didn't specify literally.
I actually guffawed when he did that. Completely caught off guard lmao
@@origamisb Same. I about choked on some water lol
He was so aggressive with it too lol
The pan wiping had me dying
My favorite part was when Gordon said "YOU DUNKEY" in reference to his favorite video game content creator
His favorite content creator: Gaming Tim
I tried watching this without laughing but when he started pairing random nonsense with the voice lines I cracked
"Look at the chicken"
So simple
He had me at „don’t wipe the pan“ followed by wiping the pan - and yes it is so simple and yet so effective and funny!
my favourite was the bananas
"make a little well" ☠☠☠
"Take a rolling pin"
"Dice it up"
Rofl-damn thing is on a lathe
"Whatever you do, do NOT wipe out that pan."
*immediately wipes out pan*
best edit of the vid
Rules for thee, but not for mee
That part fucking killed me
You know this video exists because now that he has a kid and a family he's learning to cook and is going "none of these are 15 minute recipies gordon what are you smoking" (i agree)
When you say "literally" so many times that it stops sounding like a word, and starts sounding like an ideology.
I thought that at one point him calling every ingredient the wrong thing would get old, but it cracked me up every time.
the lamb breast is looking a bit… leeky
These are water chestnuts
i didnt even realize that and just accepted what im hearing and seeing are correct
@@grimgaunt.same haha it got to a point where I was just so confused about what was even being made at any moment that I didn’t even notice the words were wrong
"I've cooked thousands of them"
shows golf balls
That truly was a part of the video of all time, we can all agree.
Once you see how golf balls are made...
He’s a Michael Star chef and you’re not… yeah let’s not throw glass rocks in glass houses
Hold on, let him cook.
Golf eggs you mean. Like granny used to make them.
I didn't wake up this morning and think that a couple of bananas would be the funniest thing I'd see all month but here we are
Don't even waste time peeling them
2:17
“i’m just hitting the bottom of the pan. i just like to hit that.”
"Removing meat from the sausage" is so funny without context.
Like bro, that's why I bought the sausages.
What's the context tho? They want smoked ground meat?
@@cfilorvyls457 yes, tastes good when you put it in a sausage casing
I did that when I wanted just a bit of meat to go on my baked potato. Worked well.
What am I supposed to do with the well now and why did Gordon claim the whole recipe only takes 20 minutes? I thought in that time I could surely dig a well in my neighborhood garden. It's been 2 days and I think the neighbors noticed.
@@christopherrowe7860 You're saying the tasty part of a sausage is the intestinal lining it's encased in? So when you're feeling lazy do you just fry up some intestinal linings and snack on those?
So nice of Dunkey to shine a spotlight on a young and upcoming chef. He seems very polite and well-spoken.
So gentile. I bet he doesn't even know how to get angry!
You guys talking about Animal Well?
I tried this recipe at home and it was deceptively simple to make. Came out really tasty. I literally would feed this to my friends and family.
did you literally try this recipe?
@@wolfeevino way! I was joking 😂
all this time, now i get it when Gordon was calling someone a donkey, he was actually praising the chef's editing skills
Gordon: *"YOU DUNKEY!!!*
Dunkey: "Imma make a fool of this guy for calling me out."
you dunkey. you dunkey. you dunkey
I'm impressed Dunkey was able to gather a whole three minutes of Gordon Ramsay footage where the camera isn't shaking frantically like it's a bad action movie.
lishrelly
i heard that only his american TV stuff is that way, dude can be chill
That's only the stuff they feed to the 'muricans, his stuff that gets broadcast in the UK and Europe is a lot more tame
@@vinceb8123 I remember when I first discovered his european stuff. Absolutely floored at how the producers weren't attempting to induce me, the poor defenseless viewer, into a heart attack every 12 seconds while repeating the same thing I had viewed over again to me as if I hadn't just seen it three minutes prior ( three minutes accounting for the original broadcast commercials). It was a whole new world of just being able to f*cking watch TV and relax rather than have the flames deep in my heart stoked and the blood vessels in my brain ruptured back to back to back until I was akin to the very vegetables being cut in front of me. Maddening, and eye opening at the same time.
he cut all those parts out, this is all that's left
1. Turn on the gas.
2. Turn off the gas.
3. Dig a well.
4. Meal done.
The shot of the Koala when he says look at the chicken had me in tears, literally.
I love how you can never predict what kind of video dunkey is going to upload, we went from a multiplayer horror game with no active players to every mention of amnesia in videogames to an ingame marketing campaign for Animal Well to Gordon Ramsey in the span of 2 weeks, bravo Dorgan.
M8, is almost the same thing i said in my comment xD you are right!
Gordon ramsey video is clearly just more Animal Well marketing. The editing is so high effort though lol
It brings me back to the days of This is a chicken wing or the Emotional car commercial video. Dunkoo still sticks to his roots.
Dunkey is the Kendrick Lamar of the RUclips Industry
You know, I gotta commend Dunkey that he's finally hit the "RUclipsr starts their own buisness" era of his career, and yet his content is still identical to how it was years ago. A lot of youtubers look drastically different by this point. You really get the sense that he wants to do publishing cause he actually has passion behind it and not entirely for the money.
it also helps that his style of humor is unmatched.
I get it, but he's also making powerful enemies. Mark my words. Powerful enemies.
Nah bro even if they got dunkey, he wouldnt go down without a fight, and he would at least be able to save Leah, who would then go on to tell us whether it was Activision or EA that sent the assassin and then nobody would ever buy their video games again. @@brandenp1944
@@brandenp1944huh
well said
This was the best Roman Concrete recipe I've seen yet, and it only takes 20 minutes.
"This is dill" cutting a freakin lime😂 dunkey never fails to crack me up
next thing we know dunkey will be running for president to promote animal well to the world
Did you just say animal well? That game comes out on may 9th
@@fernie5686 May 9th? Thats the day animal well comes out
Literally under 20 minutes he made this video
It’s gonna be like halo 3 and halo 2 combined
Hey, are you talking about Animal Well?
Literally, the world’s first strand-type recipe.
Comment so underrated😂
@anthonycastro0796 the video came out 47 mins ago how is this an under-rated comment already lol
Lasagna is pretty strand-type
Literally
I didn't know Leafy was a big influence on Gordon McRamsay
"whatever you do, don't wipe down that pan"
Instantly wipes it doen
I'm totally going to borrow that move.
"Whatever you do, do not wipe up that pan"
I love the part when Gordon Ramsey said, "Animal Well comes out May 9th wishlist now"
i was convinced when he said it's like Halo 2 mixed with Halo 3
May 9th?! That's when animal well comes out!
Are you guys talking about animal well?
It looks like Dunkey has had the quickest and easiest recipe for a good video for the last decade
Facts
litrully
You guys heard about animal well?
bruh that was just a youtube poop
This is the type of content I've been missing from you Dunko
The 0.75 seconds of random chainsaw noise smack in the middle is just....*chef kiss*
Every Hello Fresh recipe that claims to take 25-30 minutes
Hell Fresh is scam. Just buy a instant pot and mini cutting board if you hate washing dishes
I consider myself pretty quick and capable in the kitchen with new recipes, but whoever wrote those recipes must be on their third bump of cocaine if they think those take 30 mins from start to finish, EVEN with prep done beforehand
Might be mistaking hello fresh or something else but don't they specify prep time takes 10 minutes and cook time takes 20-40 minutes depending on the dish
Blue Apron is like 30 min and 10 prep bowls before you turn the oven on : P
@@TheSidetrackYT Legit it takes that long, 2 pans, and 3 bowls, just to finish making the first "sauce" 🤣 Like f that, I am not above using old soy sauce packets left in the fridge. 20+ minutes of labor for a "balsamic" whateverthehell or a _mildly_ limey sour cream with a few flecks of basil in it.
Goodbye, Binging with Babish.
Hello, Dining with Dunkey.
"Whatever you do, do not wipe out that pan"
*Proceeds to quickly wipe out that pan*
This video really makes you FEEL like Sephiroth once again intervened.
"remove the meat from your sausages." How ever I can image this, it truly an inspiring quote.
Vegans be like
It's just a normal thing in certain meals
"Look at the chicken" **Shows footage of a Koala**
Dunkey gotta drop his own Drake diss with references to Animal Well for good measure
I love when the Donkey mixes things up. Keeps me on my toes.
the grind up rolling pin to showing him tipping out diced brown caps is perfection
so good that every single time he says "red onion" there's a bell pepper on the screen
This is literally the best Gordon Ramsay video I have literally seen while literally watching RUclips.
Thank you Dunkey for sharing this delightful recipe with all of us. I can't wait to try Roast Koala Stuffed with Golf Balls.
Man, Dunkey's Gordon Ramsay impression is impeccable. I thought it was really Gordon in this video.
well fancy seeing you here :)
@@ianhubble9973 WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU FIND ME
im glad we recognize eachother from the tf2 sex update waiting room
"more dorgan" feels like a threat in ways that I can't describe
“Look at the chicken” was too fast I burst out laughing
This video changed my cooking life forever. Before it, I didn't have Animal Well wishlisted on steam. After it, I now have Animal Well wishlisted on steam.
dunkey promoting Animal Well with a Gordon Ramsay RUclips Poop... he's on another level
That collection of Gordon saying "literally" had me laughing, him being a teenage girl.
"don't wipe out the pan"
Uses 3 towels to wipe out pan
Never in my life did I think that I’d see a Gordon compilation posted by Dunkey
What surprises me the most is that this simple recipe doesn't need a little dab of olive oil for that mediterranean taste
You have forgotten the most important ingredient, one free loaf of Wonderbread.
Literally
That recipe literally has something for literally everyone.
"Remove the meat from your sausages."
I... don't know how that would be possible, Mr. Ramsey.
"Whatever you do, do not wipe down the pan"
Proceeds to wipe down pan.
Yeah, that was the edit that made me laugh too.
@@clevertaghere3297 best edit in the vid imo
Dude I think we watched the same video!
@@emi_fisher TWINNING!!!
Glad you watched the same video as us. Glad you reminded us you watched the same video as us. Glad you know how to press play and watch the same video as us. Glad you know how to comment that whilst watching the same video as us you saw the same thing in the same video as us. Well done... now go give yourself a cookie.
Gordon Ramsay saying "What the fuck?!" at his own cooking literally (literally) broke me.
Me: "Wait, this isn't about video games"
Everyone else: "Let him cook"
This is literally what its like to watch that show. 10/10 video.
i always knew that dunkey was a chef
He probably makes his own spaghetti and meatballs
In
Well he is a chief. Master Chief. Because Animal Well is basically just Halo 2 + Halo 3 combined
This is LITERALLY one of the funniest videos you've ever made.
This is pretty much YTP. I literally used to make ytp when i started watching you in 2013, love it.
This is the best advert for a game I have ever seen.
This is literally the world's first strand type recipe. Thank you so much for this in depth behind the scenes look at Animal Well.
It's a f***in masterpiece
Never thought I’d see Dunk make a YTP
This made me instantly nostalgic for my grandma's golf balls. I've still never tasted anything like them to this day. I think the key was to turn the gas back on after turning it off.
Thank you, YOU DONKEY, for that fond memory.
“Whatever you do, do not wipe out that pan” 😂😂
The thing I appreciate most about dunkey is that he does things cause he wants to. There's no brand consistency, no tailored content, it is just, pure, unaltered, FUN
You've edited this LITERALLY the exact way that my brain comprehends cooking videos
That’s LITERALLY the best recipe I’ve seen in years.
How the instructions at the back of cup ramen noodle pack sounds to someone who never cooked in their life:
"Chat, I'm not gonna wipe out that pan"
Literally don't wipe down the pan
… jjorma
jermy
I don't know about you guys, but this kind of cooking videos make me want to wishlist animal well!
This is literally …. The best video.. turn it back on
Dunkey this feels like a video from like 2009, well done sir. Well done indeed. 12/10
Gordon never fails to call me a donkey when I miss every single head crab
Dunkys the kind of RUclipsr to make spaghetti
Literally
Meatballs
Very simple dish, can’t believe it literally took 4-5 minutes. Thanks Dunk!
S tier RUclips Poop with a Nintendo Land piano cover at the end. *chefs kiss*
Dunkey's new game Animal Welfare means that all the ingredients should be vegan
Is that THE Animal Well set to release on May 9th?
Animal Well: Sponsored by Mcdonalds
actually with the animal wel there are many animals meaning there are much better ingredients on hand then the vegan alternatives
I already wish listed it on steam, the Nintendo eshop, the PS store, Fresh Direct, and the scholastic catalog.
Many fictional animals were harmed in the making of this RUclips comment thread
Thank you dunkey, for giving us something to do while waiting to play Animal Well releasing May 9th on Nintendo Switch, Playstation and PC platforms!
That "what the fuck?" threw me right off, I'm laughing so hard right now.
Followed this recipe exactly and it put Animal Well on Steam Wishlist. 10/10 will make again!
"Literally cook with your eye."
Yo yo dunkey just a little more olive oil. Give it that mediterranean FLAVOR
this is a good video explaining why all these simple meals dont catch on more, they seem super complicated while "they can be done in 20 minutes" and the rest of it is like "not in my lifetime"
The way he says “curry in a hurry” is music to my ears