TF2: A Complete History of the Spy
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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DA: after-breakfast...
Wait...
Pyro and Spy are the same actor...
*_THAT PYRO IS A SPY!!!_*
Maybe a spy that knew too much.
spyro
@@spro394 the dragon
@@SurmenianSoldier ye
Sarah McDonald THAT SPY IS A PYRO
"But the Team Fortress Classic mercenaries... *Camera Zoom out* ....And Medic"
Gets me every time
That is hilarious.
Frick I pressed the dislike
He does it in almost every video but it still makes me laugh
50% actual lore
50% talking about whether or not Spy is Scout’s father
Motharchy *perfectly balanced, just like all things should be*
0.0000000 yes
Damn.....
Is he tho 🤔
Nelson Lantican he is definitely
Also you forgot in one of the comics Mrs Pauling said “did spy leave” and scout said “yeah, that’s all he is good at” or something like that.
No, it scout said my dad disappeared and heavy said "he does that often"
@@JohnDoe-ji5wg Are you sure that he isn't talking about another comic?
@@time4231 He is, I think it was the final one, "that's all he's good for, trust me" then pyro blows up a building.
@@Thomas-vn6cr Yeah, that’s the one. I am aware of the one with heavy and scout though. I just didn’t mention it.
@@Thomas-vn6cr pyro does not = pro
Even during a "passionate" moment with Scout's mom, he still wears his mask
HHHHH
Maybe that's their kink.
*Slapped*
Ladies dig mysterious men
He must say undercover despite having his entire body exposed*
It’s a fetish
I think the whole DNA test thing is only to protect Scout, because if spy was a world wide assassin, he would have alot of dangerous enemies, which spy knows scout can't beat. So if those DNA tests were a finished, a word would spread, scouts mom and scout himself are in danger. Same for keeping a secret that he is their father and only ones that know about this is sniper, heavy, admin and pauling, but they are capable of defending themselves and know how to keep a secret. Sole reason spy still wants to keep a secret that he's scouts father and disguise as tom jones is because scout is a blabbermouth and will most likely freak out, especially during blood loss
Both are good theories damn
Scout can defend himself... He's a mercenary for a reason.
@@RealBroccoliHour A mercenary, yeah, sure. Not a good one though.
@@aname6794 scout can literally send people flying with one swing of a baseball bat and can take 3 rockets to the face almost completely unharmed
I get that scout is an asshole but c'mon
scout: * kills spy*
spy: * uses dead ringer *
chat: *DEAD RINGER HAS REACHED NEW RANK*
Toxy Man *STRANGE PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK DEAD RINGER*
Scout: *taunts*
Spy:*snorts in backstab*
what
that's not even funny 0.00001%
@@bquad2 it is
Lol at like 5:50 he said niggers don't deserve rights or something
Spy didn’t disguise as Tom Jones, he just took off his mask.
TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS!
Wow! AmAzInG
Nice
Right after solider broke Tom Jones’s neck
Spy is not 5,11 fet he is taler
The spy actually likes the engineer. Most of his lines towards the engineer are calling him genius
Which ones?
@@johnpond4530 *NONE.*
who made all spys toys
Ah yes “yippie Kay yay you illiterate (idk what he called engie here)”
@@alexalexab laborer?
I cried like a bitch when he comforted dying scout as Tom Jones
Spy IS his father, but he’s ashamed that
1. He ran away
2. His son hates him
3. He’s ashamed, like I said..
Not much else to say, i guess.
Demoman is Scouts father because his dad left him.
Or you know.....he thinks scout is a failure
Alpha Lark Spy's moment during Scout's death implies he doesn't actually think he's a failure at all
@@JohnSmith-hk1fz well, not a complete failure, but compared to spy, scout is a weak douchebag, so spy feels a little bit disappointed
Alpha Lark Spy said he was proud of Scout though
Last time I checked, the Spy comes from Baguette Land
Oui oui hon hon hon, retreat
What if Baguette land is in France?
@@scoutthescunt1074 yes it is but it has a fake name know as Paris
@@cherylmeek435 Oh yah i know that place.
StickMaster500 hor hor hor
4:01 Rare footage of the greatest sniper in the world. (1940 colorized)
Maybe I should have saved a bullet for some of you, blokes!
@@mainmenu32 say goodbye to your bricks,wanker
Take that, ya wall!
hes sniped down antman
Perfection
4:00 **the meet the sniper dialogue echoing in snipers head**
4:04 **meet the team outro**
Penta AnimsTM *MEET THE AFK SNIPER*
Professionals have standards
@@WildRage_ eiffel tower something been written by researcher non-living thing
I’m surprised he didn’t taunt kill
Snipers a good job mate
why cant we disguise as tom jones
@@toforei what's wrong with that?
@@scootthescout9124 unbalanced
because tom jones is an underrated class, so noone plays him. so everyone thinks that if he is a tom jones, he is a spy.
because the tf2 comics took place in the future, after MvM, getting fired, and the usual gameplay. so spy has an excuse to not disguise as the mercs
that could probably be a taunt or something for spy
Do demoman, he’s actually got a lot of lore about him
I second this.
KABOOM! Yes, Demoman would be good for the next one
Isn't he royalty bt birth?
@@SonofTiamat kind of
what makes me a good demoman? Well, if I were a baaaad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here telling you, why am I a gooOOoooOoOood demoman.
He is most definitely Tom Jones, and saw his son die in front of him.
Blucracker The Scout Main something I find funny is when Scout is in heaven talking to god, God says “Tom Jones isn’t your... oh right yes he is your father” seems like god didn’t want to tell Scout the truth.
@@ceceliaacaba2739 "seems like" yeah it was pretty fucking obvious after the angels choked Tom Jones in heaven.
*neck snap
Btw Tom Jones is from my country.
Anthony Thank you!
What if spy an actual baguette disguised as a human?
mr.baguette
*confused screaming*
See I personally believed this theory until the whole bread tumors thing happened. This was clearly Valve killing of the most likely explanation for the Spy; but it's also possible Spy faked the whole thing to throw us off the scent.
Ultimately we can never be fully sure.
@@Triumph263 that really makes sense. I think he faked it, if he can disguise as another human, he can disguise as a spy with tumors.
Like Lafayette or Large Baguette
What if Spy was just disquised throughout Scout's childhood everytime he came back from a job? Thats a nice thought imo.
Awww!
6:16 Spy probably fought during WW2 in the French Resistance. During the war he met Scout’s mom who was a Army nurse for the US Army. After the war in 1945, They move to Boston and Scout is born. In 1948(ish) Spy disappears from Scout’s childhood.
But hey, that’s just a theory. *A GAME THEORY.*
But scout was born in 1945
Born the same years as ocelot and by a French man or somewhere French related.
That explains why spy is so experienced in stealth. He probably shot Hitler in his bunker too and the soviets covered it up as suicide.
@@Bomp.. wait,how old is scout?his twenties or something?
Headcanon accepted
The baguette boi
The smoker
The sneaky boi
The tuxedo terrorist
Stabby stab stab
Oui hon hon hon
Buttsecks
*snorts*
The sneaky frenchman
Solid snake
Sneaky bastard
Croissant boi
Masked MANNequin
Robbie rotten
Tom jones
Stabbo crabbo
Gentlemen
Sappy boi
The baguette beast
The spycrab
The spy has many names
You forgot about "The sneaky frenchmann".
Masked MANNequin
Spook
Croissant boy/boi
The sappy boi
The stabbo crabbo
The baguette beast
I like to think that Spy supports scout’s mother from the shadows so he doesn’t put them in danger through being associated with him
I’ve been waiting for this for so long, thank you I love your videos.
I am the agree
@@jimmywantstoast9610 I do the engrish well
Caleb O-S
Your profile pic is Max, nice.
6:59 this is what I love about tf2, it’s utterly stupid but hilarious questions
I have seen worse
5:45
Nice pfp
*4:00*
sniper: hm, the wall is interesting..
*wall*
*wall the 3rd* also sniper hates the wall and wants to kill it
*wall*
*wall*
*wall*
I just realized that when miss pauling says your dead that medic is holding a baby baboon
Oh no
The real question here is ,who gave birth to that baby baboon?
@@theshiro1238 classic heavy did
Ooooohhhh......
@Giovan Hernán It's probably all cut up, its brain and heart in Medic's fridge.
You should have mentioned that the spy used what he thought were his last 3 days on earth to help Jeremy get a date
The “And Medic” gets me every time.
It's all normal until "and medic" and I just start laughing-
8:47
4:02 *”Professionals have standards.”*
LOL
to quote someone, "he didnt mean if it was good or band standards"
I've come up with a name for him myself
Antoine Poignard
His last name means dagger
That seems like the true name for Spy.
Despite being a 1 year old comment, that name actually fits him, not gonna lie
Nah man, it's obviously Baguette Bernard the 3rd
@@friendship5293 Ah oui, baguette
I imagine his first name being Pierre but that's a pretty good one too
*SNORTING INTENSIFIES*
*SNORTING INTENSIFIES MORE*
"Oui oui hon hon hon baguette, retreat"
The pyro is much more mysterious than the Spy
And they both share the same voice actor COINCIDENCE!??!?!? (yes)
4:00 Dude, look at the gameplay, this sniper is hilarious!!!
“The only classes that we don’t have a name for”
*Cries n half new zeland*
Mundy
Mundee Mundy
Spy: “Scout, I am your father.”
Scout: “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Remember the Soldier wearing the Point and Shoot; looking at the night sky on a windy night, as shooting stars pass by. Remember..
Muscle k
@@truffles.xenpai5388 one of his older outros
@@tinajd187 yea his new one is the campfire right?
Memories...
No,his new one is fortnite peeps raping a shed.
The 12 dislikes on this video is from overwatch fans who's sad about having very generic lore for the characters
All that overwatch does is try its best to make you think that the characters are your best friends. TF2 characters are somebody you would hang out with but still be cautious about them or your skeleton might go missing!
I played Overwatch for 3 years, and I’m not even offended by this in the slightest, because honestly, it’s right. Overwatch doesn’t even come close to lore like TF2’s lore.
Yeah but...
Gay grandpa!
OW Lore: I was born and abused and go through war and corruption oh no but then i suddenly became soldier-jesus
Overwatch lore is about as bland as it gets, it seems. Hell, half the characters’ stories haven’t even been properly developed since launch.
I kind of love the way they heavily hint at Spy being Scout’s dad, even though it’s never confirmed. It keeps the mystery of Spy’s identity a little bit safe, while also basically telling us that Spy is is father. We really don’t have to worry about a bait and switch, because we probably will never be told enough about Scout’s father or Spy enough to get a conclusion.
Comic's
It's been confirmed in the comics.
Gina R Technically, no, it hasn’t been confirmed. It’s just been so heavily hinted at that we can all conclude that Spy is the father. It’s not confirmed until the outcome of Spy not being his dad is possible without switching up the laws of the universe or a lot of lying.
@@dogplex Would the author confirming that Spy was telling the truth and is his biological father suffice for you?
Gina R Wait what? Where?
Scout's brothers seemed to have been retconned out of existence. They haven't really been referenced outside of his website bio, which was written way, way back when the game was released, and so many retcons have happened since then.
He never mentions them at all, either. It just seems to be him and his mother. And Spy, too, I guess.
5:45 Hey Squim, you gotta disable your chat when getting real footage for your vids, that shit is gonna get you in trouble when you get bigger. Trying to be helpful, great videos.
5:45 n word in chat, might wanna cover that up, or not draw attention to it.
whoops.
i was gonna comment that lmao
@Quixotes are you that guy?
oh jesus that person is a salty middle schooler arent they
Königstiger sounds like a standard middle schooler
I always knew there were some people who played TF2 that were based
I wonder if Spy’s real name will be revealed when the concluding comic comes out? Do Pyro next!
IF the next comic comes out, because right now things are looking pretty dark tbh
It would be pretty impossible to do pyro
I REALLY want the last comic to come out, but it's been like 3 years since the last one. I'm dissapointed i only started playing this game a few months ago :(
兔子 你还 I have been playing TF2 for 7 years now, I read all the comics. When I read the last panel of Naked and The Dead I was like “GODDAMN IT!”. I look on the comics page of the TF2 website and it still says ‘comic #7 coming soon’
@@ceceliaacaba2739 i know!! It was such a cliffhanger. Ive been reading alot of theories about its release date and alot of ppl think it could come out this year :). It makes me sad that i started playing when it seems the devs are least active :/
I always thought that he's the deepest character in the game. His relationships with the mercenaries are weird, he always seemed like the wise guy but he never really cared except for scout. He truly loves his son, but he's too ashamed to reveal himself to Jeremy. Remember when They thought they'll die and they have 3 days left, Spy helped Jeremy to get a date instead of doing something else? Why would he do something like that other than he loves his son? I also think that Scout feels the same, he probably always thought about Spy as a Father figure, on the surface yes, it seems that they hate each other, but actually they have one of the strongest bond in the team
Surprised you didn’t mention this, but the spy outline that flashes upon the screen when your disguise or undisguise (like at 1:07) actually uses the beta spy model, with his arm bands and a single stripe on his tie.
4:00 i love how you looked around to see if anyone was watching before killing the sniper
How do we know this is the real after breakfast ? ? It could be a spy?!?!?!??
How do we know you aren't a spy?
-How do we know you aren't a spy?-
@@acoolerhandle Hmm
@@twinzzlers how do I know I'm not a French fry *points a flamethrower to my face* ok let's see here... OH GOD I AM A SHPEE OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
I think you are all spies
The only reason that there was so little concept art of the Spy is because half of the concept art of the other characters was the Spy the whole time.
"we never seen him fully unmasked"
tf2 secret lives video: *ive changed it*
Can I just say that it’s really wholesome that at the end of the day, Spy is still proud of his son no matter how much they piss each other off
4:00 tf2 is too confusing for new players LOL
I'm a new player XD but the problem is idk why this 2021 player always kick me out for no reason in every server i join 😢
French James Bond's a pretty interestin' guy...
*TF2 rendition of James Bond theme intensifies*
Coincidentally, I'm watching this after breakfast.
In France they say to little children that babys come from cauliflower. So in the trailer when spy says 'Ma petite chou flour' he says it in context to that old childs tale, implying he has a child with her.
Despite this comment being a year old,
You... are a genius 0_0
Spy's bark is awful, but I think his bite is extremely tame. He does favors for the other mercs without expecting anything in return, stops them from killing civilians unnecessarily, tries to look out for the others, etc. Also, I know that Expiration Date was goddamn weird, but in my opinion he trained Scout well; I mean Scout retained a lot of the information and put some of it to good use. He's an unorthodox teacher, like when he taught Ms Pauling piano via electroshock therapy, but he gets results.
Also I know that Scout and Spy bicker a lot, but I don't think that Spy has any real cruelty on his end; either he's expressing feelings of guilty, intentionally trying to keep Scout away, or just isn't good at having normal friendships with people. I believe in him though.
@Breezeshadow Yup lol wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/31/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_piano.mp3
@Breezeshadow Yup! the rare contract lines are something else. Go on the wiki and read all of her lines, I promise there are a bunch of treats in there.
Finally somebody I agree with regarding Spy! I also think that the Expiration Date 'You're Ready' sequence was him deliberately trying to get Scout to take initiative. I've seen some people read it as him being cruel, but I don't think that lines up with his character. Spy knows that the only thing holding Scout back now is his lack of confidence. Scout will do anything to one- up Spy, so if Spy sets it up like that then Scout is more likely to actually go for it; otherwise, Scout would have just kept preparing with no end date and he'd never have approached Miss Pauling for the date.
Here lies Scout: he ran fast and died a virgin!
Breakfast said that since spy didn't want to raise 1 kid, why 8. Scout is actually a half brother so technically the other 7 were not his responsibility, and we're talking about the spy, who we all know what he does in game, has no morals and raising only his kid if any, would not be a problem.Just clearing that up. Also, soldier and pyro are the only ones left, and I actually have money on pyro being the finale, about $20.
You forgot demo... he might be next because all of the top comments are asking for him.
@@unusuallyretarded8072 That and he'd be the easiest to do, since there's plenty of info on that bomb totin', scrumpy drinkin', sword swingin', eye-missin', kilt-wearin', sticky spammin', slurred talkin', bag-pipe playin', black scottish cyclops.
Spy is an asshole in game, but not that bad in the comics and Expiration Date. He's snarky, sure, but his actions speak louder and he puts his neck out for the others and shows a genuine sense of responsibility for others, as well as guilt for leaving Scout.
Does he call them his seven older brothers because they are like a family to him? I mean it wouldnt make sense that Scouts mom would actually have had seven older brothers and I really dont think those are his brothers
I wonder about the Pyro.
Vavle probably be like:
“It just show up one day with a flamethrower, so Gaben accept it with open arms”
9:11
So medic really did put a baboon fetus in thhe ctf heavy
"now to go over all the events that we know in the spies life" ad shows up immediately
me: ok this fine
"I fear no man...But that *thing* ...
...It scares me."
"No, I-I ain't talkin' about that freak, alright? *He's not here, is he?!* *_How do I get this f#$%ing thing off?"_*
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask."
_"What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"_
You know who to do next.
He's not here, is she?*
Do you believe in magic, in a young girl’s heart?
*Throws candy at Heavy (actually kills him with an axe) *
*Blows soap bubbles at Scout (kills him with flare gun) *
9:46
I love how that spy tried to stop the intelligence capture but ran without the briefcase
Just get the Pyro over and done with.
Pyro
>shrugs at screen
Appletank8 pyro is such noob class
@@GangsterDolphins you haven't played comp with him. have you?
Iosyf pyro is a noob class
Simonstar uhhhh no I play pyro and it is not the noob class you know, it’s actually heavy that’s the noob class so eat your words asshole
0:44 kudos to the artist that's adorable
"He just went out for a pack of cigarettes and didn't come back."
8:27
Oh what horrific knowledge awaits that poor, old woman.
2:45
BRIGHT! Stop playing games and come help with the breaching SCPs!
he breaks every rule in the foundation :sigh:
bruh Dr. Bright won’t die ether so we gotta live with the chaotic Dr. Bright
Damn in one of spys domination lines of scout he says "maybe I'll try miss pauling" or something like that image your girl getting stolen by your dad
5:47 yeahhh, i think you should've edited chat in some way or form...
whats wrong about it?
No
5:14 playing the role pefectly, taking a medkit at 5 damage.
4:17 i am probably too late but another thing is that in the same comic scout told god his father is tom jones god gets confused and notices scout doesnt know that tom jones is his real father and procceds to let his angels kill the real tom jones in heaven (despite tom jones is already dead and he is already in heaven ?) By twisting his neck
8:28 Unimportant correction, but everything after this point is 1973 onward.
Spy and Scout are jailed September 7th, and the trial is 5 and 1/2 months later, which is around March 1973, which is where most of the TF Comics stories takes place.
I like how in expiration date spy acts as the leader of the team
it is weird that it's implied that everyone on the tf2 team knows that scout is spy's son. Even scout himself knows that spy is his dad but denies it as that talk with heavy.
also i think spy went afk in a corner throughout scout's life.
I'm not saying Spy is a good man, but maybe Scout's mom had relationships with other men; which would explain why Scout has so many brothers and why Spy left them.
Finally!!!!
I've been waiting for this!
Love your channel!
5:21 spy buys a cig and before he reaches home he already smoked the whole pack so he goes and gose agin till he finds out that scout grew up so hi buys the entire compandy and gives them a order to send 10 packs per hour
here is my theory, breakfast said that spy travels around the globe and there is a newspaper he put in the wall saying "Master Assassin strikes again" and also breakfast said he also did espionage stuff. Which means spy kills important people and steals other country/company secrets for anyone that gives him money, this makes him has so many enemies that wanted to kill him and his relatives or friends thats why he never tells anyone his identity and only tell people that can defend themselves (sniper, Ms Pauling, heavy, administrator, etc) about his family beacuse if scout know spy is his father words would spread and that would make scout and his mom in danger from spy's enemies
*Do the flame baby Pyro! He's so underrated and deserves to have some spotlight!*
This video : team fortress takes place in 1945-1972
Me : ExcUSe mE WhaT THe FucK
This whole video is just
“Probably yeah”
Spy is a scout father, he just disguised himself as Tom because he didn't want to tell it openly. also proved when Scout met God and said that his father was Tom, God said: "Tom Jomes? Isn't that your father-" evidently clearly. I think, how about u?
3:13 wow thanks deadribger very cool giving away my disguise
I know spy’s story is pretty cool but i lost it at 4:00
Like seriously what the hell is he doing lmao
"he voices a helicopter pilot in left 4 dead"
that explains why he tried to kill the survivors and lead to the helicopter crashing
I think that the spy is kinda friend with the sniper and the engi because they're the more normal and is just coordial/semi friendly to everybody except the scout
spy disguised as tom jones in the comic then he undisguises when scout was gone
4:00 professionals have standards
Considering he’s a spy, maybe he was apart of the French Resistance.
might want to re uppload because of the chat at 5:56
Dude. Uncool. If nobody notices, its like it never happened.
Remember that sign on the muselk (i think) video which made him reupload it? The less people notice it the better
The fact that the spy voice actor Dennis Bateman voices pyro is a bit ironic, because of the fact that spies and pyros are natural enemies!
spy is scout's dad and he disguised as tom jones because he didn't want to reveal that he is actually scout's dad
The spy is French so... He probably had a French name!
I love your videos After Breakfast!
Does anyone realise that pyro and spy are voiced by the same person AND only spy and pyro have no names known?
I find it funny how no matter where and when Spy is he has his ski mask on
@Fairfax yep
5:45 that's an interesting chat message, to say the least.
I was looking for the actual history of spying 🤦♀️
2:25 fun fact, the jacket brand name 'crabmarche' is French for crab walk, in reference to the spy-crab.
Also, fun fact:
The name of Spy’s suit brand- “Louis Crabbemarché”- is actually an implementation of the well-known TF2 joke: the spy crab joke.
Idk about the “Louis” part, but “CRABBEMARCHÉ” = CRABBE MARCHE = CRABE MARCHE = CRAB WALKING!
So Spy’s suit is technically “Louis Crab Walking”.
:0
I find it kind of emotional and sweet that all the mercs or at least sniper,heavy and miss Pauling know about the fact he is scout’s dad but they all keep it a secret and waiting for spy to finally do it himself but they aren’t rushing him to do so because they know it would cause some tension which is why spy did it when scout was dying