Public High School Cafeterias in California vs Texas LOL

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  • @dexterjsullen
    @dexterjsullen Год назад +23006

    Chicago:
    "Hey what's for lunch"
    "Wet bread & your dead classmate"

    • @jimbo2287
      @jimbo2287 Год назад +223

      What

    • @GoatDR
      @GoatDR Год назад +322

      Chicago suburbs had dope lunches. Regular line, fast food line, dessert shack with shakes and fresh cookies

    • @liyahmessiah3789
      @liyahmessiah3789 Год назад +54

      Damn…

    • @RetroNeon
      @RetroNeon Год назад +29

      Lmao

    • @davidvaughn9
      @davidvaughn9 Год назад +47

      @@GoatDR no they don't

  • @shilpanalamati895
    @shilpanalamati895 Год назад +4912

    Detroit:
    "whats for lunch"
    "nothing they stole it all"

    • @heyimgalaxy
      @heyimgalaxy Год назад +341

      Can't have shit in Detroit 😭

    • @khs5141
      @khs5141 Год назад +73

      @@heyimgalaxy damnit, you beat me to it 😭

    • @ItzJoker06
      @ItzJoker06 Год назад +34

      Can't have shit in Detroit man

    • @OwenLovesFifa
      @OwenLovesFifa Год назад +18

      Rip, in Texas they have a literal food mall 💀

    • @Kylleae
      @Kylleae Год назад +29

      Michigan is a weird place.

  • @longfeet14
    @longfeet14 Год назад +961

    Memphis:
    "What's for lunch?"
    "Nigga you got eyes!"

    • @Im_Cooking123
      @Im_Cooking123 8 месяцев назад +13

      Who gave you the pass

    • @longfeet14
      @longfeet14 8 месяцев назад

      @@Im_Cooking123 the fact that you niggas give out "passes" to disrespect you is appalling.

    • @hydromatic2688
      @hydromatic2688 8 месяцев назад +26

      me im
      black

    • @Move_if_your_gay
      @Move_if_your_gay 8 месяцев назад

      @@Im_Cooking123 I did nigga

    • @imthatguyfrfr
      @imthatguyfrfr 8 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Im_Cooking123Me , he can have the pass

  • @ahvurydoovul
    @ahvurydoovul Год назад +1119

    homeschool:
    "Hey what's for lunch?"
    "I dunno, figure it out yourself"

  • @ducks_are_superior9119
    @ducks_are_superior9119 Год назад +3979

    Washington:
    “What’s for lunch”
    “Rain”

    • @The_cool_kid_35
      @The_cool_kid_35 Год назад +58

      Lucky in Michigan we got snow for lunch

    • @XxeditsXxz
      @XxeditsXxz Год назад +62

      Yo florida got a crocodile for lunch 💀💀💀💀

    • @Dennis-yl8xc
      @Dennis-yl8xc Год назад +10

      yea its rains 150 days a year..

    • @generalgrievous51905
      @generalgrievous51905 Год назад +2

      I would say that's also Oregon but I don't remember the last time it rained

    • @unusualhobbies1265
      @unusualhobbies1265 Год назад +23

      You got many different choices for your rain, you can get pouring rain, sprinkling rain, hailing rain, misting rain, atmospheric river rain, spitting rain, torrential rain, freezing rain, and a little bit of snow. :)

  • @Notabbyl
    @Notabbyl Год назад +1619

    New Jersey:
    “Hey What’s for lunch”
    “Still frozen pizza and unnamed fruit”

  • @izabellaaaa
    @izabellaaaa Год назад +571

    florida
    “hey whats for lunch”
    “oh chips soggy bread and alligator”

    • @h-2607
      @h-2607 Год назад +7

      LMAO 😭🤠

    • @icanntseeyou
      @icanntseeyou Год назад +13

      I live in Florida and our pizzas cheese is hard as fuck and the pizza is cold as hell

    • @izabellaaaa
      @izabellaaaa Год назад +3

      @@icanntseeyou FRRR i do to lol

    • @GayBowser1
      @GayBowser1 Год назад +3

      @@icanntseeyou how is that even possible bruh??? Do they just put it in the damn freezer for a month

    • @xx-toodirty4you_xx829
      @xx-toodirty4you_xx829 Год назад +2

      @@izabellaaaa that’s why i would never get the pizza because it’s like not even fully cooked 😭

  • @Elleshurn
    @Elleshurn Год назад +333

    Pennsylvania:
    “Hey what’s got lunch”
    “Moldy apples”

  • @UlzzangChaser
    @UlzzangChaser Год назад +4077

    New York:
    “Yuuuuuurrr”
    “Roaches and a higher cost of living”

    • @0lli32
      @0lli32 Год назад +13

      Yaaaaaa

    • @soroushm2498
      @soroushm2498 Год назад +11

      Wait roaches?
      Are there roaches in nyc?

    • @lilyplays849
      @lilyplays849 Год назад +41

      @@soroushm2498 new york is just not new york city! It's a whole state too

    • @soroushm2498
      @soroushm2498 Год назад +5

      @@lilyplays849 I know
      I just panicked cuz I’m afraid of roaches(when I was a kid I once called my dad and asked him to come home cuz I’d seen a roach) and since I’m planning on moving to nyc, it was the first thing that came to my mind

    • @lilyplays849
      @lilyplays849 Год назад +6

      @@soroushm2498 oh ok

  • @karlieholena5610
    @karlieholena5610 Год назад +852

    Pennsylvania:
    “Hey what’s for lunch”
    “Cold pizza that has been reheated for the 4th time”

    • @marii4001
      @marii4001 Год назад +2

      Shockingly, my school orders Papa Johns every Tuesday 😭

    • @KleinsCoop
      @KleinsCoop Год назад +2

      Why is this so true 😭👺

    • @alz1268
      @alz1268 Год назад +3

      Bro as a pennsylvanian this is so true 😭
      Thats literally all they serve here plus a bottle of some weird ass sparkling water

    • @marii4001
      @marii4001 Год назад

      @@alz1268 y’all get sparkling water? 😭 we’ll have to pay like $2 to get one

    • @thatrandomcharalover
      @thatrandomcharalover Год назад +2

      Don't forget that our pizza is 90% grease! And our cheese is as fake as it can be!

  • @yourlocalfriend9771
    @yourlocalfriend9771 Год назад +75

    Georgia:
    “Hi whats for lunch?”
    “Pay 100$ for a piece of dried crusty bread”

    • @MyAuroras
      @MyAuroras 9 месяцев назад

      As a Georgia person this is 100% true 😭😭

    • @Hellolol_1
      @Hellolol_1 7 месяцев назад

      Can confirm this lmfao

    • @GigaWigga368
      @GigaWigga368 5 месяцев назад

      Fr

  • @humanoid69
    @humanoid69 Год назад +309

    Ohio:
    "What's for lunch mamm?"
    "Your grandma's ash's and piss"

    • @Theirishmappingboy
      @Theirishmappingboy Год назад +15

      Certified only in Ohio moment.

    • @odstdropout7095
      @odstdropout7095 Год назад +8

      As a person trapped I mean in Ohio I can confirm this

    • @BananaDucshortz
      @BananaDucshortz Год назад +2

      FRR

    • @twistedghost3585
      @twistedghost3585 Год назад +2

      can confirm and we have to pay 4.35

    • @gryphey
      @gryphey Год назад +1

      Can someone explain this Ohio thing cause I’ve been seeing it everywhere

  • @morganallan3379
    @morganallan3379 Год назад +784

    Connecticut:
    “Hey What’s for lunch”
    “LMAO you think we can afford food”

    • @LemonRust1
      @LemonRust1 Год назад +14

      Yeh the quality of the food is so bad

    • @morganallan3379
      @morganallan3379 Год назад +3

      @@LemonRust1 FR

    • @msjay3489
      @msjay3489 Год назад +2

      ON GOD

    • @morganallan3379
      @morganallan3379 Год назад +5

      @@msjay3489 Ik last week we had CHICKEN CHUNKS wtf 💀

    • @LemonRust1
      @LemonRust1 Год назад +5

      @@morganallan3379 Once we had "nachos" but it was only beef

  • @damsanspokemon6413
    @damsanspokemon6413 2 года назад +55998

    that’s only in like houston,Dallas, Austin etc the big cities the other place not really

    • @dutchpackdior2178
      @dutchpackdior2178 2 года назад +946

      Nah I Denton County the cafeterias be bussin

    • @damsanspokemon6413
      @damsanspokemon6413 2 года назад +612

      @@dutchpackdior2178 I’ve never heard of that but imma take ur word lmao

    • @WolverineRGV
      @WolverineRGV 2 года назад +737

      Nah I’m south south Texas the food is garbage

    • @WolverineRGV
      @WolverineRGV 2 года назад +43

      In*

    • @jrespinoza1030
      @jrespinoza1030 2 года назад +396

      Nah bruh I'm in Dallas the food ass

  • @thomas.maher1
    @thomas.maher1 Год назад +73

    South Carolina:
    “what’s for lunch ma’am?”
    “a 50 year old cheeseburger”
    “god damn it”

    • @amany247
      @amany247 5 месяцев назад +1

      No god but Allah
      Islam way for peace and real monotheist
      Search about the truth with honest heart.

    • @Jademoonx
      @Jademoonx 3 месяца назад

      ​@@amany247 Liar. Get out of here with you demon God😤

  • @THATWAS.SOOOOOOOFUNNY
    @THATWAS.SOOOOOOOFUNNY Год назад +73

    As a Texan who moved to California, this is very true💀💀💀

    • @darksideofthesun7157
      @darksideofthesun7157 7 месяцев назад +6

      Have to hide the 70 million dollar stadiums somehow.😏

    • @THATWAS.SOOOOOOOFUNNY
      @THATWAS.SOOOOOOOFUNNY 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@darksideofthesun7157 fr tho, the middle school stadiums are like normal high school stadiums , the high school ones are like college stadiums, and the college ones are like NFL

    • @Artuar3CRaFT
      @Artuar3CRaFT 4 месяца назад

      Fr lol

    • @whatlol_e
      @whatlol_e 4 месяца назад +3

      why on earth would you do that

    • @THATWAS.SOOOOOOOFUNNY
      @THATWAS.SOOOOOOOFUNNY 4 месяца назад

      @@whatlol_e cause family stuff

  • @MURADD94
    @MURADD94 Год назад +272

    Alaska:
    “What’s for lunch?”
    “Reindeer ice cream”

    • @TooCoolToSpeakLess
      @TooCoolToSpeakLess Год назад +1

      Oh.. That's ice-cream smells so good, yeah?....

    • @ogi6694
      @ogi6694 Год назад +1

      I wonder how we got the reindeer ice cream..... 🤨

    • @Macahoons175
      @Macahoons175 Год назад +1

      @@ogi6694 *DIRTY MIND ACTIVED*

    • @april2kawaii
      @april2kawaii Год назад +1

      @@Macahoons175 really? I think they meant they killed the reindeer (as a joke obv)

    • @austinbaker8042
      @austinbaker8042 Год назад

      Month old snow

  • @libertyprime2852
    @libertyprime2852 2 года назад +5543

    When your electives are “work at chick fil a”

    • @ofrosty2k
      @ofrosty2k 2 года назад +33

      Lol 🤣

    • @pepemusic9563
      @pepemusic9563 2 года назад +18

      Bruhhhh😂😂😂

    • @abigayleamazingYT
      @abigayleamazingYT 2 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @KobaltBlue680
      @KobaltBlue680 2 года назад +32

      Damn I wish we had that in Louisiana. But my school is in a city around a lot of restaurants so we could just drive or walk down the street and get lunch then come back to school.

    • @jenson123j
      @jenson123j 2 года назад +4

      What is chick fil a

  • @Mdmelastrange
    @Mdmelastrange Год назад +1128

    Massachusetts:
    “Hey what’s for lunch “
    “Taxes”

  • @DracoCat10
    @DracoCat10 Год назад +578

    Schools in iowa:
    "Hey what's for lunch?"
    "Rotten apples and whole grain goldfish"

  • @carahileman4864
    @carahileman4864 Год назад +54

    Ohio: "whats for lunch bruh" ohio lunchladys: "the tears from the kids next door and maybe a couple drops of orphan blood"

  • @JacksAviation1
    @JacksAviation1 Год назад +116

    Ohio:
    "Whats for lunch- *dies to ambush* "
    "Man this school be trippin i hate working in a cafeteria 😭"

  • @screamingmouse9346
    @screamingmouse9346 Год назад +218

    Meanwhile in New York City: “get out of the building and do whatever the f*ck you want. Just be back in like 45 minutes.”

    • @tylercapalot6938
      @tylercapalot6938 Год назад +7

      and jersey city too 💀

    • @liz2880
      @liz2880 Год назад +7

      Bacon egg and cheese from the bodega aka deli and a soda

    • @tylercapalot6938
      @tylercapalot6938 Год назад +2

      @@liz2880 deadass 😭

    • @leoqueen300
      @leoqueen300 Год назад +2

      @@liz2880
      👁 👁
      👄 Don't forget the Bev Neva Neva Neva😅🤣🤣

    • @Cg41633
      @Cg41633 Год назад

      And Toronto

  • @TooillfromLumbagLUMBAGO
    @TooillfromLumbagLUMBAGO 9 месяцев назад +9

    Alaska:
    “Hey what’s for lunch?”
    “snow”

  • @DominicBrown3845
    @DominicBrown3845 11 месяцев назад +9

    Indiana: "What's for lunch?"
    "Corn."

  • @jok86er
    @jok86er 2 года назад +3049

    "Y'all got schools?"

  • @Guest-zp3cr
    @Guest-zp3cr Год назад +419

    Virginia:
    "What is for lunch?"
    "Pizza that taste like cardboard and a chicken sandwich with dried cheese."

    • @djpoison2846
      @djpoison2846 Год назад +4

      FACCCCTS

    • @generalgrievous51905
      @generalgrievous51905 Год назад +2

      Y'all got little Caesars for lunch

    • @grammaurai6843
      @grammaurai6843 Год назад +3

      @@generalgrievous51905 it's true, all I remember about school lunch is Little Cesar's-grade pizza and taquitos

    • @Jipjip74220
      @Jipjip74220 Год назад

      I live in Virginia and forgot fresh grape that fell on the floor where a kid threw up

    • @kristenisbored766
      @kristenisbored766 Год назад

      See now that sounds like our cafeteria in CA. We never had sloppy joes.

  • @danielaguirre3765
    @danielaguirre3765 Год назад +12

    Ohio:
    "What's for lunch"
    "Sir this is a homeless shelter"

    • @noahcosby7388
      @noahcosby7388 Год назад

      U don’t live in ohio clearly

    • @amycaraway4489
      @amycaraway4489 2 месяца назад

      That's the best comment in this feed! 😂😂😂

  • @thepeoplesrepublicofarstot4679
    @thepeoplesrepublicofarstot4679 Год назад +39

    Virginia:
    Whatchu got today?
    We got pasta and a chicken lettuce wrap

    • @idk-vn9bh
      @idk-vn9bh Год назад +1

      WHY IS THIS SO TURE💀

    • @ibh1018
      @ibh1018 Год назад

      ONG IM IN VA THAT IS SO TRUE.

    • @Sophia.nquyen
      @Sophia.nquyen Год назад

      I’m in VA and they feed us expired milk at my school

    • @ibh1018
      @ibh1018 Год назад

      @@Sophia.nquyen omg same it's disgusting

    • @Ohsocolorfull
      @Ohsocolorfull 4 дня назад

      What!?! Where in flying heck did y'all live in Virginia cuz ain't none of the stale ish was at my school. My school had subway, fried chicken(later chicken strips that were extra crispy) and regular or season fries, Chick-fil-A on Fridays, I can't remember the pizza joint, slushies, and upper classmen could "leave" to get food.

  • @coconutisflirty4441
    @coconutisflirty4441 2 года назад +3280

    High schools in Missouri:
    “What’s for lunch?”
    “Fried deer meat and river water”

    • @itstazzz6069
      @itstazzz6069 2 года назад +144

      Meth

    • @L3G4CYxSTL
      @L3G4CYxSTL 2 года назад +89

      Your options are backstrap and catfish nuggets, or whatever the hell Michelle Obama said was food.

    • @moth_77
      @moth_77 2 года назад +35

      as a student who lives in Missouri i deem this as fact

    • @Dedsec_frost
      @Dedsec_frost 2 года назад +25

      Meth is also one of our greatest foods out there as well lmao

    • @givematthiswalrus4825
      @givematthiswalrus4825 2 года назад +4

      @@moth_77 that sound awesome

  • @goblincoreandtea
    @goblincoreandtea 2 года назад +624

    "YALL GOT CHICK-FIL-A?!?!"
    "OUTTA MY WAY YALL, IM GOING TO TEXAS!!"

    • @GlockGoPew
      @GlockGoPew 2 года назад +6

      I said the same thing but asked for Sunday school 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beckyroemer3789
      @beckyroemer3789 2 года назад +3

      Ye

    • @icecat3k.
      @icecat3k. 2 года назад +14

      The food here in Texas is like any other school in America

    • @_Arianneee
      @_Arianneee 2 года назад +6

      @@icecat3k. Yup

    • @majin_pat9805
      @majin_pat9805 2 года назад +4

      But only some places in Texas not all schools got that

  • @somenerdking635
    @somenerdking635 Год назад +19

    Connecticut: "what's for lunch today? "
    The popular kid: "Di-"

    • @MAAAAAARIIIIIOOOO
      @MAAAAAARIIIIIOOOO Год назад +3

      Here you forgot some words
      shwasher

    • @purejokes3951
      @purejokes3951 3 месяца назад

      @@MAAAAAARIIIIIOOOOI can’t with u bruh 😂😂😂

  • @Whiskers_XD
    @Whiskers_XD Год назад +3

    Connecticut:
    "Whats for lunch?"
    "Mysterious meat and some still-green bananas"
    "Ok..." what about drinks?"
    "Tomato juice :)"
    "👁👄👁"

  • @uzimm2
    @uzimm2 Год назад +332

    New Jersey:
    "HEY what's for lunch"
    "Mozzarella sticks from 1995"

  • @noahclendenon9127
    @noahclendenon9127 Год назад +5

    "Whats for lunch?"
    "You know that one kid that went missing?"
    "...Yeah?"
    "We found him."

  • @USMC-Goforth
    @USMC-Goforth 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bro my school legit had a Shirley's built in next door 😂😂 I love Texas 😂

  • @morguescene
    @morguescene Год назад +591

    School in Illinois
    "Whats for lunch?"
    "Food thats warm and cold at the same time hun"

    • @brodyellis3971
      @brodyellis3971 Год назад +3

      True

    • @Qmohd1
      @Qmohd1 Год назад

      Really? Wasn’t my experience lol. Atleast in HS

    • @morguescene
      @morguescene Год назад +1

      @@Qmohd1 well that kinda varies between schools as well, if its a rich neighborhood, a poor one, or a mix of both. Mine was a mix of both.

    • @oddtrovert3460
      @oddtrovert3460 Год назад

      I can confirm

    • @duckduckquack5989
      @duckduckquack5989 Год назад +1

      Uncooked yet over cooked food aswell

  • @JavaScrapper
    @JavaScrapper 2 года назад +2001

    Me a Texan: Man my schools be ripping me off I swear

    • @r0b_420
      @r0b_420 2 года назад +8

      I’d bet money that you go to a public (free to attend) school

    • @AxolPiezz
      @AxolPiezz 2 года назад +51

      @@r0b_420 I mean the videos about public schools

    • @JavaScrapper
      @JavaScrapper 2 года назад +2

      @@r0b_420 would you now ;)

    • @JTR1010
      @JTR1010 2 года назад +1

      SAME

    • @hope9930
      @hope9930 2 года назад +8

      @@r0b_420 I live in Texas and there is public high school that has fast food??

  • @TheInperfectedCell
    @TheInperfectedCell Год назад +28

    Illinois:
    “What for lunch?”
    “Some food that we made up and some chips that we found and random shit.”

  • @y0u.l0v3.m3
    @y0u.l0v3.m3 Год назад +2

    me in texas:
    *HOLD UP. BFFR WHOS SCHOOL BE LIKE THIS*

    • @lizandropena4831
      @lizandropena4831 Год назад

      Fr cuz i am already thinking of moving over there

  • @-Sam69
    @-Sam69 2 года назад +7394

    Me who lived in Texas for the past 20 years:
    “I wish this was true with all the schools”

    • @rosetarango815
      @rosetarango815 2 года назад +51

      Ikr

    • @Officially_Xavier
      @Officially_Xavier 2 года назад +76

      How did u get the apple logo 🤠

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 2 года назад +63

      I don’t even eat school lunch but a friend showed me their rock hard pancakes. And I always see people with that awful pizza. School food sucks

    • @Fin3rain
      @Fin3rain 2 года назад +16

      @@13_cmi yeah especially pa schools with their 1 month expires milk and rotten pizza sauce

    • @tombombadil6591
      @tombombadil6591 2 года назад +29

      Having grown up in Houston, tx. And attending a highschool in 1 of the 3 largest school districts, this was definetly not true during MY time! You came in with food, detention! The options were decent, and cooked in house. Cookies were amazing. At least i got to leave early senior year for "work". Video games and pizza lol

  • @sistersamuraisakura1326
    @sistersamuraisakura1326 Год назад +5

    Me: "what's for lunch"
    My Louisiana high school:
    "Well we have Gumpo, Jambalaya, Cornbread and Rosemary Chicken with your choice of drink"

  • @NanBobsey
    @NanBobsey Год назад +73

    High schools in Texas:
    “DOES HE HAVE A GU-“
    “Yo chill, first time?”
    “Yeah Fr it’s probably a prank”

  • @repooc_playz
    @repooc_playz Год назад +1

    We got Pizza Hut, Subway, AND CHICKFILA DANG I CANT WAIT FOR HIGHSCHOOL!

  • @Jayme-ow9ui
    @Jayme-ow9ui Год назад +2073

    Alabama:
    “Hey what’s for lunch”
    “Half cooked mystery meat”
    Edit: one time all the Milk In the school expired so many parents where mad.

    • @samanthaa2435
      @samanthaa2435 Год назад +36

      Meat sticks? 😏

    • @AlwaysLearningday
      @AlwaysLearningday Год назад +24

      God bless the great state of Alabama brother

    • @anakin2489
      @anakin2489 Год назад +12

      Meanwhile in Chicago:
      “Hey what’s for lunch today”
      “Raw noodles and half cooked meat that’s only 1% meat”

    • @sugsugahh
      @sugsugahh Год назад +2

      yep.

    • @taphillips75
      @taphillips75 Год назад +4

      Shit, we had fried chicken, green beans, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie. Y’all tripping over them big Bama cities that ain’t got your buddies grandma in the back cooking.

  • @Iamkeys23
    @Iamkeys23 Год назад +428

    Alabama:
    “Yo, whats for lunch?”
    “Your brother, remember use protection.”

  • @LeahLovesHotMoms
    @LeahLovesHotMoms 5 месяцев назад +2

    As a Texas kid, I must be missing out or something 😭

  • @Theote_yt
    @Theote_yt Год назад +4

    “Miss whats for lunch”
    “Who said you gon have lunch boi”

  • @kt.tomiko
    @kt.tomiko Год назад +92

    Oregon:
    “Ma’am what are todays options”
    “Wood and Bigfoot sandwiches”

  • @Ciantrex
    @Ciantrex 2 года назад +1632

    NY:
    “What’s today lunch lady.”
    “You think we got food?”

    • @hannityd
      @hannityd 2 года назад +12

      bahahaha i was born in NY but i moved at 2 so i never was able to test their school lunch food

    • @IMTHEFLAAAASH
      @IMTHEFLAAAASH 2 года назад +20

      Cafeteria staff be like “You want something to eat huh? Well I want $1 million dollars for my salary but u don’t c me complaining.”🤣

    • @HideawayHideawayFromme
      @HideawayHideawayFromme 2 года назад +4

      That one kid named lady:😊🔫

    • @lucaporro3803
      @lucaporro3803 2 года назад +8

      @@hannityd I live in NY and we don't even have a cafeteria with food. We only bring our own lunches

    • @hannityd
      @hannityd 2 года назад +3

      @@lucaporro3803 wow really! where i live we can have hot lunch cold lunch salad bar or sandwich bar lol

  • @Raj_1015
    @Raj_1015 Год назад +2

    Florida:
    “Hey what’s for lunch today”
    “TF I ain’t giving u no food”

  • @shorttitan2865
    @shorttitan2865 Год назад +2

    Louisiana:
    "What's for lunch"
    "Smelly milk and crunchy bread sticks"

  • @Volpda
    @Volpda Год назад +926

    School in Utah
    "What's for lunch?"
    "Jello"

    • @jdguy23
      @jdguy23 Год назад +7

      Mmmm jello 😆

    • @hawkgt12
      @hawkgt12 Год назад +3

      I would love some jello rn 💀

    • @zeeefig
      @zeeefig Год назад

      @@looneylog5735 LOL

    • @denali720
      @denali720 Год назад

      FR 😭😭😭

    • @faquiqui
      @faquiqui Год назад +1

      Or milk with the consistency of either putty or sewage water

  • @frankiejo8880
    @frankiejo8880 Год назад +213

    montana
    "whats for lunch?"
    "drive home for lunch the last person who had lunch at school never came back"

    • @toasterbunnie295
      @toasterbunnie295 Год назад

      Accurate. I think our mashed potatoes are actually miscarried fetuses

    • @philrudd9441
      @philrudd9441 Год назад +1

      Are u in montana too

    • @toasterbunnie295
      @toasterbunnie295 Год назад +1

      @@philrudd9441 yep. Also my brother’s friend is a big fan of your cousin Bigfoot

    • @philrudd9441
      @philrudd9441 Год назад +1

      @@toasterbunnie295 I am bigfoot

    • @toasterbunnie295
      @toasterbunnie295 Год назад

      @@philrudd9441 found you

  • @nataleekelln9863
    @nataleekelln9863 Год назад +1

    Colorado:
    "Hey what's for lunch"
    "Food poisoned bread and freezer burned milk"

  • @preston2158
    @preston2158 Год назад +2

    Colorado: "hey what's for lunch". " hot sandwiches or cold sandwiches. Which one?"

  • @Bandlabjurevenue
    @Bandlabjurevenue Год назад +320

    Memphis:
    “Hey what’s for lunch”
    “Violence and Depression”

  • @SyrettesuGW
    @SyrettesuGW Год назад +190

    North Carolina:
    “Hey what’s for lunch”
    “Dust & and skeleton bones”

    • @dr-bananas3439
      @dr-bananas3439 Год назад +3

      Its not that bad

    • @Theyluvjaii1
      @Theyluvjaii1 Год назад +3

      Or the half defrosted UNCRUSTABLES

    • @MOMOHEARTS
      @MOMOHEARTS Год назад +3

      No flavor dusty mash potatoes with dusty tasting gravy or stale fries lol

    • @kilobiten
      @kilobiten Год назад

      @@MOMOHEARTS FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @Maybejulia7
      @Maybejulia7 Год назад

      OR FREAKING PIZZA. WE GET IT EVERY. SINGLE. DAY 😭

  • @mia2094
    @mia2094 Год назад

    i live in tx and this is so true we have a chick fil a and some other fast food restaurants in our school for lunch 💀

  • @bain69
    @bain69 8 месяцев назад +1

    Nebraska: "what's for lunch?"
    "beef."

  • @glock5202
    @glock5202 Год назад +173

    Anywhere in Canada:
    "Whats for lunch?"
    "Nothing, we are closed due to covid"

    • @lizetr.9302
      @lizetr.9302 Год назад +1

      Lol 🤣

    • @ihateintros746
      @ihateintros746 Год назад

      Still?

    • @GDperson
      @GDperson Год назад

      @@ihateintros746 No. my school hasn’t even started here yet. It starts in 2 days.

    • @ihateintros746
      @ihateintros746 Год назад

      @@GDperson that’s insane I’ve been back at school with no COVID restrictions for over a year

    • @GDperson
      @GDperson Год назад +1

      @@ihateintros746 S U M M E R V A C A T I O N

  • @jayfrm404
    @jayfrm404 2 года назад +1778

    “Y’all schools had a cafeteria?”

  • @icecream-yum
    @icecream-yum 2 месяца назад +1

    Indiana:
    "Hey what's lunch?"
    "Something and corn"

  • @dtaethequietstorm3895
    @dtaethequietstorm3895 Год назад +790

    Tennessee
    “What’s for lunch!?”
    “Square pizza, cheese only”

    • @BamBamboy22
      @BamBamboy22 Год назад +4

      True #901

    • @jesusistheonlywaytothefath9020
      @jesusistheonlywaytothefath9020 Год назад +4

      I guess that depends on which part your from. In my town the high schools have the regular line that serves 2 main options to pick from plus sides, a baked potato bar, and a salad bar. Oh, and then there is also the line where they sell bottled drinks, chips, sandwiches, & etc. Or atleast that's how it was when I was in school back in '06/'07-'09/'10.

    • @divaluvv
      @divaluvv Год назад +4

      @@BamBamboy22 right lol the big 901, food just sad down here.

    • @zuliekanarvasa5993
      @zuliekanarvasa5993 Год назад

      Florida has decent food at school

    • @Chico0202
      @Chico0202 Год назад

      As a 901er all my life I can confirm this. Especially in the 90s and 2000s

  • @Gainsforlife
    @Gainsforlife 2 года назад +1669

    He said “alllready” 😂😂😂 that’s definitely some Houston shit

    • @JoseTubeHD
      @JoseTubeHD 2 года назад +22

      Being from Houston I can confirm 👍

    • @sfpxeno1543
      @sfpxeno1543 2 года назад +2

      @@JoseTubeHD is that like yalls igh

    • @iralgaming4375
      @iralgaming4375 2 года назад +4

      @@sfpxeno1543 yeah it’s like saying Ight or bet , it’s a Texas thing , mfs in Houston think they come up with everything lmao shout out to Slab city tho

    • @Reesemike
      @Reesemike 2 года назад +3

      Definitely not a Texas thing

    • @Dbrizle1
      @Dbrizle1 2 года назад +3

      AWWREADDDY That’s literally just Dallas rest of Texas NO

  • @ABlueyFan
    @ABlueyFan Год назад +1

    Rhode Island: “hey teacher what’s for lunch?”
    “All your dead classmates, a broken clamshell, and a TV to watch family guy on”

  • @bekenekjwowjah
    @bekenekjwowjah Год назад +142

    Nebraska:
    “Hey what’s for lunch”
    “c o r n”

    • @mandyfocken3689
      @mandyfocken3689 Год назад +2

      I’m from Iowa and it’s pretty much the same

    • @moth.wcue_129
      @moth.wcue_129 Год назад +2

      Same here in Ohio

    • @shadowlugia9003
      @shadowlugia9003 Год назад +2

      What part of Nebraska!?!?

    • @deorfLIVE
      @deorfLIVE Год назад +1

      @@shadowlugia9003 it don’t matter he the only resident 💀💀💀

    • @deorfLIVE
      @deorfLIVE Год назад

      @@moth.wcue_129 bro in ohio 😭😭😭

  • @fatuma3381
    @fatuma3381 Год назад +1

    No one going to talk about the way how he made his eyes when they talked about the subway with high schools in Texas

  • @Imnotbrainrotted
    @Imnotbrainrotted Год назад +2

    "Hey Miss lunch lady what's the food options for today"
    "Same thing as yesterday"
    "We got slappy joe and slappy joa cheese"

  • @mightbetoad6786
    @mightbetoad6786 2 года назад +882

    meanwhile schools in nevada:
    "What's for lunch?"
    "Sand."

    • @michaelboydston313
      @michaelboydston313 2 года назад +13

      then move to where THE FUCKIN FOOD IS!!!
      -Sam Kinison

    • @Neurondeactivation5496
      @Neurondeactivation5496 2 года назад +1

      I can confirm of what Toad said.

    • @mightbetoad6786
      @mightbetoad6786 2 года назад +1

      god bless the silver state

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 года назад

      Jesus Christ is Lord. It is all true. Please take your salvation seriously. Read the Bible and do what it says

    • @Neurondeactivation5496
      @Neurondeactivation5496 2 года назад

      @@mightbetoad6786 Wait you think I'm serious?

  • @Noah-nm1cb
    @Noah-nm1cb 2 года назад +1333

    Meanwhile in Michigan:
    “We got grilled cheese”
    “Anything else?”
    “Dirt”

  • @Isagi_solos
    @Isagi_solos Год назад +2

    America:
    “Hey what we got for lunch”
    “Hah you wish”

    • @afbismedia2221
      @afbismedia2221 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @afbismedia2221
      @afbismedia2221 Год назад

      Change and Repent and Change In Jesus Name Amen 💪🤞🤞🤞🤞 🙏🙏🙏

  • @hanskevinaustinhabeahan7181
    @hanskevinaustinhabeahan7181 2 года назад +1658

    "Y'all got some healthy food?"

    • @nbashgshgshgshg9204
      @nbashgshgshgshg9204 2 года назад +14

      Subway is healthy cuz it’s a sandwich or if not jus order a salad

    • @hisokalperv1096
      @hisokalperv1096 2 года назад +78

      @@nbashgshgshgshg9204 sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but subway is in absolutely no way healthy

    • @Ziolus_
      @Ziolus_ 2 года назад +10

      @@hisokalperv1096 just get a turkey or tuna sandwich with all the veggies with whole wheat bread it’s really not that unhealthy

    • @aosih2173
      @aosih2173 2 года назад +2

      Cafeteria food is always unhealthy

    • @i_sell_illegal_weapons
      @i_sell_illegal_weapons 2 года назад +8

      @@nbashgshgshgshg9204 😭😭 subway is not healthy. It has high sodium in its food which causes high blood pressure. Cheese. Ham. Bread all high in sodium

  • @1ofyouforme
    @1ofyouforme Год назад +286

    South Carolina:
    "Hey what's for lunch?"
    "The same thing they serving in county'

  • @_pepperz7455
    @_pepperz7455 Год назад +6

    In Oklahoma they let us leave campus for lunch because they knew the food in the cafeteria wasn’t good.

  • @RyWasPossiblyHere
    @RyWasPossiblyHere Год назад +2

    YOU GUYS GOT FAST FOOD?- I JUST HAVE HORRIBLE SCHOOL FOOD 💀😭

  • @magiccookiefam8490
    @magiccookiefam8490 Год назад +170

    Indiana:
    "What's for lunch?"
    "I don't even know what this is but your gonna eat it ❤️"

  • @dylanvickers7953
    @dylanvickers7953 2 года назад +2057

    “When you go from a broke school to a rich suburban school”

    • @ryanrodriguez9201
      @ryanrodriguez9201 2 года назад +18

      Def would be the other way around. Broke school would be the one that purchases fast food options (one not like 4 tho) instead of “real” cooked food. Even those lunch ladies cooking sloppy joes.

    • @skatingfreak1670
      @skatingfreak1670 2 года назад +38

      @@ryanrodriguez9201 It isn't "real" food though. It's frozen lunchboxes received from the state for pennies on the dollar. It isn't a home cooked meal either. The just throw it in a giant microwave/heater.
      And it isn't rich suburbs either. This came from the fact that california didn't want to give out contracts to private businesses and wanted the state to provide food.

    • @the1doomer195
      @the1doomer195 2 года назад

      Tbh this is very relatable to me 🤣🤣

    • @julioortega711
      @julioortega711 2 года назад

      It's cap I go to Cy ridge and the food sucks

    • @mleb5856
      @mleb5856 2 года назад

      I go to centennial highscool im md, the food is still the worst

  • @nadiaceja6068
    @nadiaceja6068 Год назад +1

    America:
    "Whats for lunch today BABY!"
    "Milk and cheese"
    "Well I mean I do like milk"
    "Oh yea the milk came from cheese"
    "😐 is that even possible or am I trippin"

  • @SpartanS1ayer195
    @SpartanS1ayer195 2 года назад +658

    I feel like as a Texas high school student, I've been seriously missing out

    • @chocolatecharley99
      @chocolatecharley99 2 года назад +31

      Yeah this isn't true except for some schools in bigger cities.

    • @seli.luvv_49
      @seli.luvv_49 2 года назад +2

      Yall im missing out too😭

    • @sophievande22
      @sophievande22 2 года назад +1

      yea i ain't never seen this

    • @cheetamcu644
      @cheetamcu644 2 года назад +2

      I got options in high-school, but not those options 0_0 I'm also texan

    • @GAPPY1983
      @GAPPY1983 2 года назад +1

      Same

  • @TSZ_Ghosty
    @TSZ_Ghosty 2 года назад +4115

    I’ve been in a small town in Texas my whole life how the hell is there schools with fast food in them

    • @gorillaluffy9385
      @gorillaluffy9385 2 года назад +24

      Same

    • @brianprosser4490
      @brianprosser4490 2 года назад +163

      Maybe because your in a small town?? Dallas, Austin, etc.

    • @traewilliams1747
      @traewilliams1747 2 года назад +48

      I went to school in desotowe had our store that had hot wings and everything

    • @Jay2stone
      @Jay2stone 2 года назад +17

      My small town still had fire food somedays others ill just go down the street to pizza hut or subway

    • @theonewhoisthere4559
      @theonewhoisthere4559 2 года назад +15

      Idk. I grew up in a 5a West Texas school that had 2 separate cafeterias in completely different buildings

  • @Romanball5677
    @Romanball5677 Год назад +1

    Russia:
    Hey what’s for lunch
    vodka

  • @OfficialEclipseGtag
    @OfficialEclipseGtag 23 часа назад

    Minnesota:
    “Yo what for lunch?”
    “Oh some raw ground beef and moldy cheese”

  • @TheEnvixity.
    @TheEnvixity. Год назад +32

    Florida:
    "Hey whats for lunch"
    "Some stale bread with some half melted moldy cheese"

    • @farmerchick3040
      @farmerchick3040 Год назад

      When I lived in Florida my public school literally had a salad bar.

    • @TheEnvixity.
      @TheEnvixity. Год назад

      @@farmerchick3040 you were probably in Northern Florida then

    • @michaelwillman5342
      @michaelwillman5342 Год назад +1

      Nah, in Florida everyone just goes to Publix

  • @-hah
    @-hah Год назад +1

    NC:
    "what's for lunch this time?"
    "dry corn & chunky milk,get used to it buddy"

  • @hi_ig
    @hi_ig Год назад +33

    North Carolina:
    “Hey, what’s for lunch??”
    “HEY STOP BLOCKING THE DOOR!!- oh we have rock hard chicken sandwich with moldy bread or cheese sandwich today.”

  • @Carly_Rodeo1247
    @Carly_Rodeo1247 Год назад +1

    Me: “mOm?
    Mom: what hun?
    Me: cAn wE mOvE tO TeXAs?

  • @elizabethnarkawicz9249
    @elizabethnarkawicz9249 Год назад

    my school:
    "Hey what's for lunch"
    "A 10 minute line and pizza where the cheese and sauce falls off when you pick it up"

  • @cubiczoniak
    @cubiczoniak 2 года назад +788

    There’s one High School in El Paso that my uncle went to and they literally have Panda Express and McDonald’s

  • @SheLovesDeshawn
    @SheLovesDeshawn 2 года назад +734

    "Y'all have food?"

  • @Sebata_familyacc
    @Sebata_familyacc Год назад +1

    ..b-b-benjamin?.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's 9:0:0 right now and i'm still lauphing

  • @OwenLovesFootball
    @OwenLovesFootball Год назад +1

    Ohio:
    “What’s for lunch”
    “Uhhhh goofy ahhhh grass that tastes like SHI-“
    “Sound delicious imma eat this up REHEHEHEHE”

  • @ryleymcclure7515
    @ryleymcclure7515 2 года назад +731

    High schools in Vermont
    “Can I have some salt?”
    “No”

    • @TAGanimation
      @TAGanimation 2 года назад +9

      I went to my highschool in Texas, and mine didn’t have any side restaurants. Salt wasn’t easy to come by, either.

    • @memphismagpie7514
      @memphismagpie7514 2 года назад +21

      "Can I have some salt?"
      "We're all out."
      "Could you check?"
      "No."

    • @FriendlyBatDoom
      @FriendlyBatDoom 2 года назад +1

      😂😅🤣

    • @LionelClaw
      @LionelClaw 2 года назад

      Bruhh true

    • @ssdsharpshooters395
      @ssdsharpshooters395 2 года назад +2

      Bruh I live in Vermont and lunch do be like that😂

  • @del.see.oh.89
    @del.see.oh.89 Год назад +196

    New York:
    That bacon egg and cheese you bought in the morning

  • @jacobands2030
    @jacobands2030 Год назад +1

    England:
    “Here your dish mate vomit puke and your best friend :)”
    “…….”

  • @user-hj4jg7uk7g
    @user-hj4jg7uk7g Год назад +1

    arizona:
    “hey whats for lunch?”
    “ *cactus* “

  • @africanprincess7199
    @africanprincess7199 Год назад +188

    Maryland:
    "What's for lunch"
    "Cardboard Pizza and Expired Milk"

    • @Familylove8
      @Familylove8 Год назад +1

      Yup i live Maryland 😭

    • @totallytom_4542
      @totallytom_4542 Год назад

      @@Familylove8 Same

    • @iq_monster2755
      @iq_monster2755 Год назад +2

      I’m in northern Virginia and same 💀

    • @Kylleae
      @Kylleae Год назад +4

      No hate but I forgot Maryland existed.

    • @lunicalll
      @lunicalll Год назад

      don’t forget the dreadful unseasoned vegetables

  • @clakytchoya7651
    @clakytchoya7651 Год назад +112

    Minnesota:
    “What’s for lunch?”
    'Frozen snow fresh out the sky with pure ice water'

  • @elenak0kel
    @elenak0kel Год назад +1

    I'm from Texas and THIS is 100% TRUE🤣

  • @nazlicankaya8661
    @nazlicankaya8661 Год назад

    Germany:
    "Hey,whats for lunch?"
    "Uncooked spaghetti and tomato sauce right out of the can, plus salad."