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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2021
- What an eggcelent video
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something to watch while servers are down :) we used well sourced free range eggs so no chickens were harmed for this video
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To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
Egg
🥚
First
this is the most fun I’ve ever had ever
It looked fun you know just yeeting eggs
hi
If you see this your a goat
69
COOL!!!
“Lazarbeam suffering is a popular thing on this channel.” A wise man a wise quote.
"Lazar beam suffering has always been a very popular series" was this the quote you tried and failed to quote correctly
We have the same profile picture
Can we just take a minute to give Lannan the respect he deserves. Also the fact that Ilsa just doesn't care that she is putting her boyfriend through absolute torture and that shower for Lannan at the end must be the most beautiful thing he's seen all day, along side his relationship slowly deterating infront of him.
All I gotta say is 4:31
@@_-HIM-_ 😂😂😂 we dont talk about that
She's not even smiling for half the eggs but you can still tell she's enjoying it
Yeah 4:31
“I covered my entire office in protective equipment”
*puts a sheet over an office chair*
*LAZARBEAM = RUclips G/\RBAGE*
*I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
@@lightbreaker6875 don't ever did lazer beam again u nerd
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Among us is dead
@@lightbreaker6875 your videos are as good as a shit you don’t know is there and only smells when you step on it
Lannan: Gets 68 eggs cracked on his head
Egg Farmers: Are we a joke to you?
"I just pulled greatness, out of my back side." - the Beam.
not even 69 eggs.. wow lannan i cant believe you
I love u Mau daddy
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Seeing everyone quit Fortnite for Roblox makes me happy
Discrase
I like how he stops the madness and just says that was a sadness fart
I sow this video 1 minute after it was uploaded on my phone🤪
Ye
How dare you have the same username as me
Cool yo
parts of lazarbeam using the
"Content Aware Scale" in some videos are funny
“That was a sadness fart” lazarbeam 2021
Imagine at the end he notices that he wasn't recording the whole time
The Fortnite creators deserve to be in jail.
That would be the biggest Bruh
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 Reason?
ah sh here we go again
@@Mrkittycat847 Don't ask him for reason just report his comment for spam and move on
“I just pulled greatness, out of my back side” - the beam 😂
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
RYAN YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BEST🔥🔥🐐
@@dufinscuffs265 LITERALLY, all his comments say underated 🐐🐐
@Bruh Bruh Shut
The beam
It’s astonishing how good she is at cracking eggs on him 😂😂🙏🏼
4:31
the way ilsa's face looked after lannan asked for a hug was priceless.
I can see the vegan teacher reacting to this in horror
Oh g o d
I can't wait
lol
Lol
Ilsa the next day: "You want omlettes?"
Lannan: ...
Yea I don't wanna see any eggs for atleast a year
Lannan : 10:06
That better not be off lannans t-shirt from yesterday
Bruh 384 likes wtf
Aaaaand here come the bots
Lazarbeam - The man that caused inflation on eggs
lazarbeam videos always make me laugh. thanks for making the best content there is Mr. beam
4:31
Everyone: NEW FORTNITE EVENT!!
Lannan: egg
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
I hope LazarBeam gives up Fortnite and makes the full switch to Roblox.
So true
Their shower drain after this video: *Thicc*
pls no
No
Peter is *Thicc*
No fu
@@RAZEERMITA I am hurt
remember 100 family's breakfast is not wasted
This was in my opinion this was the peak of the LazarBeam hair paradox
Hens: I will lay eggs to increase the population of my kind
Lazerbeam: We don't do that here
Chicken eggs go brrrrrr
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there,.
@@slosandwich7287 idiot no
F A K S
@Dr. Hofnarr I agree 2 A’S
that shower must have been one of the best showers of his life tho
true
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
So true lol
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 why the fuck you gotta compare games huh? and for your kiddish little soul go check the player counts of all games tomorrow
agreed
My favourite part about this is just watching my favourite RUclipsr get suffocated by eggs
No chickens were harmed in the making of this video
Lazarbeam: “That’s protein, that’s power.”
Me: THATS SALMONELLA
same
That’s raw chicken, if they’re good eggs they’re safe to eat raw
@@wyattclapp5384 you're right and you're wrong you can still get salmonella but there's a low chance of that
nooob
@@wyattclapp5384 you can still get salmonella from raw eggs.
Lannan: "you're a witch"
Ilsa: "do u wanna see heaven a bit early?"
Loll
Aye Wasup y’all it’s my dream to become a successful youtuber and I would really appreciate a sub if you’re willing. Hope y’all have a great week and remember to never give up in life because you can accomplish your goals🤙
"a bit" sounds like he still goin' to heaven early
8:56 IT IS A DIPOLODOCULUISSSS!!!!!!!!!
Eggphobia. Extreme Fear of Eggs. Unfortunately, our dear lazarbeam contracted this disease in the filming of this video. He is forever changed. RIP :(
Chicken Little: "mum, where do humans take our eggs?"
Mom:
Epic
Lol
XD
Y E S
lol
The look of pure joy in Ilsa's eyes whenever she gets to crack an egg on Lannan's head is oddly amusing
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Yeah nice promotion, but usually only people with terrible content will make an act like this
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
@@bruh6687 Bruh shut up and make actual content
i just like to see people be in pain :)
legends say after nearly 3 years later lannan has not fully recovered from this.
The eggs used in this video would be worth millions now
“I remember a time when lazarbeam uploaded everyday”
“Ok grandma, let’s get you back to the nursing home.”
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
ahahahaha
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 listen here u little..
Wow, same spammers
yep
When Lazar stops at 68 eggs: My disappointment is unimaginable and my day is ruined.
*immeasurable
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
LazarBeam is more entertainment when he plays Roblox instead of Fortnite.
istgg
* my disappointment is *immeasurable* and my day is ruined
“That was a sadness fart” was Hilarious
Lazarbeam should be an Australian legend. Infact a world legend. Keep up the good work man!
never thought we’d be enjoying eggs being smashed on lazarbeam, what a weird time we’re living in…
Lol I wanna see ilsa get egged
@@mehdidaboss673 haha!
27 year old Lazarbeam screaming and playing fortnite as his girlfriend dumps raw eggs on his head. Truly a brilliant time of his life.
We got raging, we got crying, we got sharts. What more could we have asked for?
Eggs?
lannan: "i can feel it in my belly button"
me: are you talking about the win or the egg?
I read this at the same time he said it like bruh
The pure joy on ilsa 's face is just gold
*LAZARBEAM = RUclips G/\RBAGE*
*I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
All of the people above me are bots
@@fnaflover42 yeah lol
I can tell Lazar is loving it :)
The amount of suffering Lazarbeam went through to create this video I respect. ✊
Lazar can finally say he is "cracked" at the game
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
BOOOOOOOOO
We need a video of all the deaths in the door room to see how creative they were. Even if it is on the second channel
Imagine how big an omelette we could have made with those eggs
Those eggs have you some real "raw" power
I think that was the worst joke I ever made
Boooooooooo
@@ljeancoffman ik I hate myself too
Considering how long he spends knocked playing with fresh, you'd think he'd be better at crawling
LOL
LMFAOOOOO
literally you would expect him to be better at crawling maybe thats why the creator created the map
the third map
that one there was a violation
Lannan took so long on the crawling one, that the yolks on his face started to dry up lol
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
No
Her before this blows up
@@bruh6687 says the one with 400 subs compared to over 20 mil
@@bruh6687 damn ur content so bad I went to dislike and delete history
Lazarbeam ruining chickens dreams of having a good life.
Whenever Lazar says no worries it brings me back… “no wucking forries*
Lannan gets hit with an egg: "Ow that hurt"
Ilsa: "Oh sorry"
*HITS THE SAME SPOT*
I love how Ilsa was actually cracking eggs in his head😂
In?
@ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴʙʙ I love u so much I wish u have a great day
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Ilsa's turn to get egged
That chicken's working overtime..
Me at the grocery store wondering why the egg aisle is empty
U are within yeeting distance
Anyone wasting eggs: *Angry people riot*
LazarBeam wasting eggs: "I'll allow it"
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
HowToBasic
@Bruh Bruh says the one with 428 subs
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 roblox is the worse lmao
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 For the a millionth time Stop HATING on people that play games you don't like.
the way ilsa just piles the eggs on lannan's head like she doesn’t care is just so entertaining and hilarious
"I can feel it in my belly button!"
I love how ilsa is just having the time of her life
I like how when he playing the death runs the music is intense but once the cracking egg part it's just fun music
*Ilsa breaking eggs with 1 hand*
Ilsa: iam built different
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
these bots are having conversations now?
@@brandoncamacho1868 idk they are upgraded now XD
Lanon’s blood pressure was so high the eggs started cooking 😂😂😂
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there.,
Um, maybe u can like stop begging for people to subscribe to u
@@slosandwich7287 no fortnite kid
i love how gentle ilsa is, i mean if it was me i would be peggin em at him
I like the dramatic reveal to him, saying that your girlfriend will crack eggs on your head
This is one of the best videos he’s posted in a while, it’s nice to have old Lazar back
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
And soon season 8
My dream is it hit 1K. I’m so close I’ll get a Ps5. Help me out.
L replies
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 god no, after the bullshit you have said in the comments, you don't even deserve an N64
"I just pulled greatness, out of my backside"
-the beam
The delay of him reacting to his fart was funny af
The sadness fart had me crying 😂😂😂😂
Imagine how pissed that vegan teacher is right now 😂🤣😂🤣
Thought the same thing while watching 🤣🤣
She gets what she deserves😂😂😂
Bruh, I can just see Lazar going to the doctor and the doctor just being like, “How the heck did you get so much salmonella?!”
If you stood in a hot pan you would turn into a big scrambled egg
The most satisfying thing ever
Free guy was dope as hell. It would have just been funny if you beat ninja in the game for redemption for rock, paper, sizers. 🤣😈
*Scissors
I'm sorry I had to do it🤣
@@rileykilzer7498 respect
Sizers
@@rileykilzer7498 it is literally spelt cizzors
@@rileykilzer7498 his name is cizzors
Just imagine how good the shower must have felt once the video was over.
Some say he’s still in the shower till this day
@@egizikid lol
Lmao dude a bot copied your comment and replied to me under my comment. Goddamn these bots are stupid.
@@thekangaroo1880 I just checked, I had no idea bots copied comments!
@@fattyyasses same
Lazar is literally a Demi god
Never pause a lazerbeam video
No one:
Lazarbeam: "I just pull greatness, out of my backside"
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
@@YoMateo. No
Vegan teacher: YOUR KILLING BABY CHICKENS
You’re*
Lazer, the vegan killer
I wanna see the vegan teacher just react to this.
I could be wrong but not all eggs turn into chicken. They need to be fertilised.
the things lazarbeam does for us
Bud is gonna have brain damage after all those eggs
It’s always holiday when LazarBeam upload
Hello Hecker, I Love Your Videos❤️
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 stfu
Fortnite is so boring. Play a real game like Roblox.
Hi heckler
Imagine looking over the fence and seeing a man getting like 30 eggs slapped on him
Me watching Lazarbeam rage “ this is where the good stuff is on the internet”
lazarbeam does so much for us, in this video he murdered baby chickens
“I don’t want your babies on my head!”
- Lazarbeam 2021
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
thats what she said
@@a1mav no thats what lannan said
I love how Ilsa takes her sweet time with the eggs
Its called a girlfriend
Me to😂😂😂
Haha
Can we talk about how we were one egg away from greatness?
“That was the sadness fart” got me😂😂
No one: the vegan teacher “ You wasted so many Babies that could of had lives😡.” LOL
ik lol
ayo vegan teacher you cant bring them back to life
‘Has 68 eggs upon his head’
“WE WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS, WE WERE T H I S C L O S E!!!!!!”
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Yeah we were so close
Dude grow up
no chimkens were harmed to make this video
Lazarbeam gives in for anything for us
Lannan: “Not my fault. Two deaths YEET YEET.
Ilsa: “but you touched it in the end.
Lannan: Not my fault it’s broken 😂😂
My dream is to hit 1K. When I do I’ll get a Ps5.
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Bruh
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 hey bud, think you used the wrong bot account lol
Fortnite New Season -
Every RUclipsr: " OH MY GOD KEVIN RETURNS NEW SEASON STRANGER THINGS"
LazarBeam: Fail = Smash Egg
so true
Lazer beam master of yeets and eggs
The sadness fart killed me
the fact that lazar is still going with the lipbite is actually legendary