I really liked their conversation at 0:46 - Your ax caught on my leg. -What? -The ax caught on the leg - Got you sorry now I'll get it, let's start? *shield hit in the face*
These matches really showcase how important stamina was. Both sides are so gassed after like 30 seconds of clashing, that if you have that edge, it’s game over
@Lucas Ymoz You can't get cut or get any limb severed because then nobody would play this and it wouldn't be allowed. About the damage I'm pretty sure you only feel the impact that those heavy weapons do. Imagine being struck on your head with a mallet. Even though you have a helmet on you would still feel the impact.
If this was chivalry 2 there would be blood everywhere that games. Trash armour doesn’t work at all literally shorts swords going through plate armour in one swing in that game
@@matthewchristiansen9978 you should get better acquainted with the situation in Ukraine ruclips.net/video/dGDDjrmUU84/видео.html ruclips.net/video/rLZ2ZzoD-W0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/DAo7go-4l0g/видео.html
Ну не знаю, по поводу устаревания, но Американские системы залпового огня, даже со второй попытки не смогли уничтожить или хотя бы нанести существенный урон мосту в Артёмовске, благодаря "устаревшим" системам ПВО, у которых нет аналогов в мире
@@patriknelson before February, Russia was thought to have the second strongest military in the world. Today, they're the second strongest army in Ukraine.
Put inks in the edge of the weapon, so it leave marks, so you can tell where they got striked. Who get strike in lethal part will get taken out. Now we have a closer game to real battle.
The sun hung low on the horizon, casting long shadows over the field of Bakhmutburg. In the year 1222 AD, this land witnessed a clash of titans-the Russian and Ukrainian forces locked in a fierce battle for supremacy. The Russian army, led by the formidable General Ivan Petrovich, stood in disciplined ranks, their armor gleaming in the fading light. Opposite them, the Ukrainian forces, under the command of the seasoned strategist, Colonel Yuri Ivanov, prepared for the onslaught. As the sun dipped below the horizon, signaling the start of the battle, the air was filled with the thunderous sound of hooves as the cavalry charged forward. The clash of steel rang out as swords and shields met in a deadly dance of death. The Russian forces, known for their strength and discipline, pushed forward, gaining ground inch by inch. But the Ukrainians, fighting on their home soil, were not to be underestimated. With a fierce determination, they fought back, defending their land with every ounce of strength they possessed. General Ivanov, leading from the front, inspired his men with his bravery and skill. He fought with the ferocity of a wounded bear, cutting down any Russian soldier who dared to stand in his way. As the battle raged on into the night, both sides suffered heavy losses. The ground was littered with the bodies of fallen soldiers, their blood staining the earth crimson. But still, neither side would yield. It was only when dawn broke on the second day that the tide of the battle began to turn. The Russian forces, bolstered by reinforcements, launched a final, desperate assault. The Ukrainian lines began to falter, their ranks thinning under the relentless pressure. Realizing the battle was lost, Colonel Ivanov made a strategic retreat, saving what remained of his forces to fight another day. The Russian forces claimed victory, but at a heavy cost. The Battle of Bakhmutburg would go down in history as one of the bloodiest conflicts of its time. But for the Russian forces, it was a decisive victory-one that would solidify their dominance in the region for years to come.
Rumours say they have Chronovisor (type of Kozyrev's mirror) in Vatican. They sell tickets to billionaires - $100 millions for 10 minutes)) If you look at the "steel egg" device used by Nostradamus, you can tell it's Kozyrev mirror. Quantum physics has nothing against it. You can watch past like tv.
Happy John how is that sexist in the slightest lmao. Also I’ve seen you comment on some other video before because you are quite literally the only person on the platform who dates their comments.
@@j.pollard6641 "get educated" about? He knows this video is about smth 6 years ago, he knows there's war going on, he's doing a joke about 2 people from this event meeting, nothing in the comment yells "UNEDUCATED", so what's he supposed to get educated about? Not make dark jokes? If that's the case then "sure, buddy 😂", but I'd hope that's not the case
- Grandpa, how you guys were able to make such funny shining things these tribes wear on while we're hardly polishing stones and curing skins now? - It's a long story, my young friend. War... war never changes.
It is called sportsmanship, and in this kind of fights, in the two forms of competitive Viking/Slavic reenactment I do and in HEMA, it is very important. Because you really- REALLY do not want grudges in fights involving steel weapons. Knowing what is happening in the Donietsk Oblast, it warms my old, hard heart to see such behaviour. Well done guys. Well done. No "blood in the water" match for you.
Japan has never been technologically advanced. They are just good at producing what Europeans invent. They are behind every single European nation even backwaters like Russia when it comes to inventions.
this is brutal! (as expected) I'm glad folks take part in these fights for the historical value of learning from first-hand experience what medieval combat would actually be like!
Hello, just letting you know that this is called buhurt and is a type of fighting that isn't representative of actual battles. The armor aren't historical and the participant can't trust- which would make a huge difference in a real fight. Also a lot of the equipment used -like the small arm shields- is a thing that never really existed.
People have always had their fun. Rather which time zone it was, the modern isn’t fun and it’s depressing to see two wonderful countries fighting one another
I think about this earlier and you know what? In duel like this Vietnam wouldnt never win with USA and you have same situation with North Korea. You have many more milions of people which you can train and choose the best champions you are more rich so you can develop better things to win.
@@MachinimaGothic well it's not about money power or better training in the up coming war it will be horrible use of terrible weapons that shouldn't exist... I know a lot of people don't like Trump but he is a follower of God an he will do whatever he can to avoid using nukes but those leaders in noko an Iran are crazy and will use them so it's gonna be bad ether way...the issue is man humans are not followers of God an the Bible that teaches love an compassion for others if they did the world would be perfect..humans are naturally black of heart till they find God an Jesus in their lives so we are destined to have a end of all things it's written in the Bible everything is... That's why entertainment is there to draw us away from it cause it's created by Satan... Look up John Todd Collins on RUclips you'll hear why an who's behind it Freemason/Catholic = Illuminati...... Be well friend.
Because viewing matters such as national interests. You can’t just accept defeat and maybe come back the next year. That’s not how things work particularly territorial disputes.
😂😂😅ha ha ... If you knew what they are talking about, you would have laughed ... A conversation between a Russian and a Ukrainian: -Are you okay? - The ax got stuck in the leg ... - Oh, I'm sorry, is that better? - Yes - Well then let's go ... hahaha😂😂
Imagine if actuall wars were fought like this, 100 men from each country, no casualties, no blood, no economy ruining, no people's life ruining, no cities ruining
Russia attacked Ukraine first in 2014 and since then there has been a war between us, so in 2017 this 21vs21 was personal for Ukraine. In 2022 we just play the Final Round and Ukraine will win.
it's way more fun that you think. It's the only sport where: You wear full armor and can ignore hits. You use weapon, you can use your gang to defeat someone. And you finish the fight without your face smashed like in other MA. And sit near the campfire in the evening with your mates and opponents, chilling with bear and cool stories :D
It's sad that a lot of these people in this video are probably on the front lines in this war against each other, many of these people may or may not be alive anymore. God Bless everyone of these participants in this event. This video may be the last time anyone will see this sort of thing going on again.
They send the poor russians... many russians flet the country fearing being recruited. The rich pays a lot to go to UK europe. I hope this wars ends. This is politicians are not angry people. Theyre both have rich culture and past. The caucassus, east europe, the vastness of asia... dude... They grow more togheter. But ... Medieval times was indeed brutal, from all the conquests and empires. We all know. Putin can nuke anytime... The satanists just want play with divinity, spilling a lot of blood. Maybe with the stars try make jesus to save humans, maybe... or just total cobtrol over the world and our minds. With the greedness to go to outer space look for richies... Satanists rulers are a boring.
@@HeroOfPandas even with 40m ready for combat, that is still way too small for a chance of getting conscripted. It is why it's a mobilization, only ukr does conscription with 2 weeks of training and grabbing men off the street.
Hello from Ukraine. I don't know English, so I use a translator Lol, we also had fun when we were kids. I remember making clubs from the legs of a Soviet table, and spears from a shovel handle. Then shields made of strong plywood, bandaged elbows, knees, hands and so on with several layers of fabric and went into battle. Fought for everything. For territory, for religion, for worldview. Any serious dispute ended with the phrase: "So, that's it, tomorrow gather troops by the oak and fight to the first blood." Hmmm ... there were times ... It's a pity, then at the age of 6 I had to go to kindergarten and battles became less frequent
Crazy to think about it that these guys who were fighting against each other as a "game" back in 2017 are now probably fighting against each other for real and for their lives.
russian was complaining that the Axe got stuck on his foot (shoe armor) so the Ukranian asked if he is okay and the russian guy said to take it out first, after that Ukranian asked if he is okay and russian said yeah, let's continue then they proceed to bash each other again.
Bro, if i was fighting a guy and then suddenly we just talked to each other so politely, I would just stop attacking him dude like I'd feel bad if I keep attacking further
Как же охуенно когда рашка не пришла в мой Севастополь в 2014, до этого россияне спокойно заезжали к нам, мы дружили, ходили на казантип, вот на кой ху надо было лезть в Крым?) с него все и началось.
@@karvast5726 bullshit, spear capabilities of piercing plate armour from the medieval period are weaker than armor piercing arrow. Spear is good at keeping the knight away from you as the horse recognize it as a danger and will try to keep away from it. Chances of piercing through a well made real armor from medieval period with a spear are seriously small... one of the facts why is most of people from that period wasn't capable of deliver enough force, as you need a decent ammount of kinetic energy to make the strike successful.
@@therealmuffinseller9686 blunt weapons are better at crushing armor,if you hit a tin can with a hammer it will crush it but you can try to cut it it won't work very well
The Ukrainian team are the ones in blue and yellow (what a surprise..), the russians have their coat of arms on their backs. (Ukrainians also have their coat of arms but it's in the heart area so not that easy to spot)
All of the war jokes aside. I think this highlights perfectly how chaotic and horrific it must have been for soldiers fighting in these close quarters melee battles. Imagine just getting hit my a big fucking polearm out of nowhere.
Well yes that would be terrifying I don’t think this sport captures just how terrifying the actual war would be. You are not trying to hurt the other person just knock them over, but in a war you can do whatever you want to kill the other person. The fear of being able to die in very painful ways at any moment usually would out way the fear of a chance of being injured
@@deandredunbar9618 I’m aware Russia is invading still, but just for clarification, you’re saying that during this medieval fight, Russia was invading/already invaded Ukraine?
@@sirraccs9584 This fight was 5 years ago, and Russia had already invaded a part of Ukraine and captured Crimea, but it was nearly 5 years before Russia invaded again trying to take the whole country
its very interesting to see how there actually is strategy and basic roles on the battlefield, with the swordsmen are upfront fighting the enemy, then u have the polearms behind them giving heavy hits to enemies already entangled. it was interesting to see in the first fight how he dealt with the enemy charging him, he tried to use his polearm to push the enemy back so he could reclaim his range advantage. very interesting sport, also looks like a lot of brain trauma lol
It is cool, but I bet the real warriors that actually fought in life or death battles thousands of years ago would be laughing their asses off if they were alive to see this.
@@Lithenius Probably not, actually. Given this is what early Medieval tourneys were (albeit with Chainmail armor only, no plate), they'd likely be very familiar with it.
@@StephenSingleton3 imagine people like in concerts all together but sticking swords and axes to their skulls, bleeding for hours or maybe days of agony before they die but hey, good times bro good times
Depends on what part of the medieval ages, I'm pretty sure that there was a period when metal working got easier and most of the middle class that was levied had some kind of resistant armor, which would make them like this, the only difference is when the other guy gets in control in your wrestle, he either slips the tip of his weapon or a dagger into your throat. This is how knight fights were though, imagine it in 1 on 1 and you've got knight duels. They weren't all honorable and shit, they were just hired thugs with expensive armor. Most fights ended with one on the ground and one on top with a dagger in hand. And that's it. There's more to it than what I said, but that's me just rounding it up. Btw, unlike what movies seem to suggest, thrusts are the most sure way to finish someone in battle if they have light or cheap armor, slashed rarely do shit, unless you have a razor sharp sword and they have shit made light armor.
@@friendliestpepe7806 Armor is not that heavy. It gets this rap that it is inflexible and heavy. You can literally do cartwheels in it, you can roll, you can sprint, you can bend over, lift your leg up, squat past parallel, easily get in the saddle. Not to say it doesn't add weight, but it is fitted to distribute that weight. The biggest factor honestly is how hot it is. Armor is insanely hot.
well, reality aswell would've been alot different. There are more fancy parrys in reality and less armored opponents that a knight would be fighting against. This is designed for the maximum protection of the athletes so the tactics are much different. The thing I'd say is most accurate is the grappling.
Yeah and spears and big maces and clubs aren't allowed because they wouldbpierce or crush armor and cause blunt force trauma. That' what they used when they faced armored knights
@@CATGPlbCapacityPneumaticTireFo depends on the exact era, late medieval era/early modern times were literally an armored slugfest similar to this. The pikes would slip backwards or upwards under the pressure of armies hitting each other, unable to penetrate the armor, until close range melee broke out which was more like wrestling
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It’s crazy how far their weaponry has advanced in 6 years
no bro
@@Jeff-lf4hy shush
@@aaronzaloum7986 whimper
Та ми самі в ахуї :)
lmao
These two countries look like they are having a lot of fun, I hope nothing bad happens between them in the future.
Man i hope Not!!
@@nickp97 breh
Nice joke
Imagine if Holtzman shields already existed (albeit without any nuclear explosion when shot by laser)
To late, its already happens and ipmact their relation for at least decades. Slava Ukrainie!!! 🇺🇦
I really liked their conversation at 0:46
- Your ax caught on my leg.
-What?
-The ax caught on the leg
- Got you sorry now I'll get it,
let's start?
*shield hit in the face*
thanks for the translation
Very polite
он кивнул на вопрос "погнали?", что означает "да, погнали!"
@@MaximJeFfrix oh OK because as an English speaker, it just look like bro backed up and then got hit in the face😂
I love larping
These matches really showcase how important stamina was. Both sides are so gassed after like 30 seconds of clashing, that if you have that edge, it’s game over
Adrenaline?
I mean if they would use real weapons that would be much shorter but you know
they want the fighters to be reusable
@@LatinW321 Adrenaline hits hard and fades fast
if you have very good stamina you could probably beat professional boxers by just waiting until the fifth round
Pft, you think these modern actors train as hard as the men did pre war in those days? Be REAL SON, WHOSE GONNA CARRY THE BOATS!
Wow, from Medieval warriors to modern day soldiers just in matter of years
They upgraded their barracks pretty quick
they gemmed their way thru
Hacks
Stolen
Lol civ 6 in a nutshell
Age of war 3
1980: We will have flying cars in the future
2017: medieval fights
Beats making the 3rd world war
2019 and they still doing it. Smh
I say it was a damn good trade deal.
1500:We won't starve in the future!
2017:REVIVE MEDIEVAL FIGHTS
@Lucas Ymoz
You can't get cut or get any limb severed because then nobody would play this and it wouldn't be allowed. About the damage I'm pretty sure you only feel the impact that those heavy weapons do. Imagine being struck on your head with a mallet. Even though you have a helmet on you would still feel the impact.
Graphics: Ultra Realistic
Graphic Content: Off
Difficulty: Expert
Region: Slav
Blood: disabled
@Mystic Lantern he said region not religion
Shut the fuck up
@@MineCrafter-or4is Why salty 9 year old just learnt swear words?
Mount and blade 2 rtx :D
2017:Chivalry 2
2022:Battlefield 3
2024:FallOut 76
If this was chivalry 2 there would be blood everywhere that games. Trash armour doesn’t work at all literally shorts swords going through plate armour in one swing in that game
CoD : midieval warfare
fallout 76 is true ngl
Blood: Disabled
Definitely Dlc.
lol
Blood and gore dlc 10 dollar
Friendly fire : *off* .
@@eyupkucuker6656 Ea: Blood will be disabled for $2,000
Just imagine while having a fight the other guy is like
"Bro, your axe is stuck in my boots"
"sorry bro didn't mean to make you drop your axe, go on get it I'll wait"
And then he tries to bash your head in with his shield
Wow you're right. I was trying to figure out that corner skirmish
"Sorry, mate. Let me get that"
oh sorry bout that let me just take it off and ok 3 2 1 *bash the guys head with a shield*
This final battle of the Russian-Ukraine conflict looks epic.
Shut up
Evolution, just backwards.
At the rate the Russian army is losing equipment, I can actually see this happening.
@@matthewchristiansen9978
you should get better acquainted with the situation in Ukraine
ruclips.net/video/dGDDjrmUU84/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/rLZ2ZzoD-W0/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/DAo7go-4l0g/видео.html
keep believing your Western media about good Ukrainians :)
Jokes aside... I wonder how many of these young men are actually out there fighting for their country, or how many have perished.
at least 2 are 200th
The war was so destructive, they went back to medieval times
If WW3 happen, the result of the war is we will back to medieval era.
Lmao
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
― Albert Einstein
@@zaynbfoxprod beat me to it
@@zaynbfoxprod Bro thank you for bringing that quote in now Im about to get ready
Wife: he’s out cheating on me
Husband:
Husband: 1:00
She's rather got cheated than doin this...
HAHAH
Lmao
Best comment lol
Everyone says that Russian equipment is outdated, but if this is how it looked 5 years ago, they are making great progress!
Ну не знаю, по поводу устаревания, но Американские системы залпового огня, даже со второй попытки не смогли уничтожить или хотя бы нанести существенный урон мосту в Артёмовске, благодаря "устаревшим" системам ПВО, у которых нет аналогов в мире
@@patriknelson ты шо угораешь, мост дырявый полностью
@@patriknelson before February, Russia was thought to have the second strongest military in the world. Today, they're the second strongest army in Ukraine.
@@psilobom Россия воюет всего 10ю %ми своих возможностей
@@patriknelson kinda dumb tho, they loose so many men for no reason, guy from my village in siberia has passed in the war only 2 days after deployment
Not a single person on their cell phone, everyone is just enjoying the moment.
Bro who wouldnt
Underrated comment
This graphics mod for Kingdom Come: Deliverance is pretty intense.
Best game ever
Can't wait for the sequel
Davorite just started playing it and it's fun asl
Amazing game
no this is warband
Guys, stop fighting! King Harlaus throws a feast in Praven
Mount and blade😁
Lmaooooooo
THATS A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Lol😂😂
xDDDD its finally harvesting season
Everyone: Oh my gawd, People get hurt in this.
Me: PUT THIS IN THE OLYMPICS
Tht axe to the head was brutal jajaja
Fr fr
You're sus breh
This would be legendary in the olympics
Put inks in the edge of the weapon, so it leave marks, so you can tell where they got striked. Who get strike in lethal part will get taken out. Now we have a closer game to real battle.
Battle of Bakhmutburg 1222 AD, colorised
The sun hung low on the horizon, casting long shadows over the field of Bakhmutburg. In the year 1222 AD, this land witnessed a clash of titans-the Russian and Ukrainian forces locked in a fierce battle for supremacy.
The Russian army, led by the formidable General Ivan Petrovich, stood in disciplined ranks, their armor gleaming in the fading light. Opposite them, the Ukrainian forces, under the command of the seasoned strategist, Colonel Yuri Ivanov, prepared for the onslaught.
As the sun dipped below the horizon, signaling the start of the battle, the air was filled with the thunderous sound of hooves as the cavalry charged forward. The clash of steel rang out as swords and shields met in a deadly dance of death.
The Russian forces, known for their strength and discipline, pushed forward, gaining ground inch by inch. But the Ukrainians, fighting on their home soil, were not to be underestimated. With a fierce determination, they fought back, defending their land with every ounce of strength they possessed.
General Ivanov, leading from the front, inspired his men with his bravery and skill. He fought with the ferocity of a wounded bear, cutting down any Russian soldier who dared to stand in his way.
As the battle raged on into the night, both sides suffered heavy losses. The ground was littered with the bodies of fallen soldiers, their blood staining the earth crimson. But still, neither side would yield.
It was only when dawn broke on the second day that the tide of the battle began to turn. The Russian forces, bolstered by reinforcements, launched a final, desperate assault. The Ukrainian lines began to falter, their ranks thinning under the relentless pressure.
Realizing the battle was lost, Colonel Ivanov made a strategic retreat, saving what remained of his forces to fight another day. The Russian forces claimed victory, but at a heavy cost.
The Battle of Bakhmutburg would go down in history as one of the bloodiest conflicts of its time. But for the Russian forces, it was a decisive victory-one that would solidify their dominance in the region for years to come.
1400*
1488 *
Nice story@@Christus_Resurrexit
Bakhmutgrad "meatilov grinderovchuk".
Imagine if we had combat footage of real Medieval battles like we do in war today.
it would be like a snuff film the dismemberment that happened in those fights were horrible. men walking home with arms hanging from the sockets.
It would be so cool if photography was really simple and got invented in ancient times.
One of the last scenes in "The Myth" has that, where in the end of the battle, the General, played by Jackie Chan, was beheaded by the enemy general.
Oh man, that would be eye-opening to see. Probably immensely disturbing
Rumours say they have Chronovisor (type of Kozyrev's mirror) in Vatican. They sell tickets to billionaires - $100 millions for 10 minutes)) If you look at the "steel egg" device used by Nostradamus, you can tell it's Kozyrev mirror. Quantum physics has nothing against it. You can watch past like tv.
this is how airsoft looks in *slavic countries*
Airhard
Oxygen smash
As a Slovak I confirm this
@@martinpastorek6321 As a Slovenian i confirm this
Crimean border conflicts
Girls locker room: “I hate PE I’m just gonna walk the mile run”
Boys locker room:
Dammit you beat me
I love sexist jokes
7:22 PM
5/15/2019
Happy John how is that sexist in the slightest lmao. Also I’ve seen you comment on some other video before because you are quite literally the only person on the platform who dates their comments.
@@CoramDeo-wz3zz No sarcasm, I actually laughed at it.
11:03 PM
5/15/2019
@@jacobwilske5665 Automatic backlink
11:03 PM
5/15/2019
“Our battle ended six years ago”
“Well now I’m ready for a rematch”
"Very funny."
Your edgy joke doesn't land for anyone who is informed in geopolitics
Get educated and stop like begging
@@j.pollard6641 "get educated" about? He knows this video is about smth 6 years ago, he knows there's war going on, he's doing a joke about 2 people from this event meeting, nothing in the comment yells "UNEDUCATED", so what's he supposed to get educated about? Not make dark jokes? If that's the case then "sure, buddy 😂", but I'd hope that's not the case
@@j.pollard6641 yes I know of Russia’s little interventions and annexations in Ukraine prior to the war, but does the video ever pertain to that?
master oogway 😂
I will tell my grandchildren this was the Ukraine-Russia conflict of 2022
And this is how they did a special operations.
@@canon07 I took a deeper look in Battle of the Nations and it looks like the US is also an official contestant
Perfection
Tell them this is what started it
- Grandpa, how you guys were able to make such funny shining things these tribes wear on while we're hardly polishing stones and curing skins now?
- It's a long story, my young friend. War... war never changes.
Jesus, holy mother, the slavs are still playing medieval warfare in 21st century??
Give me a break.. This is super cool...
Not only the slavs, many people from alot of countries do this
Fix*Holy God!*
I don't know about this tournament specifically but I know that the US even has a team
Ah three hundred
Slavs=best
1:02 is my favorite. He's like, thank you from removing it from my foot, then just punches him right in the face
Almost like healing an enemy npc no reaction just goes back to fighting
He said:Let's go?
-go.
And after he punched him
It is called sportsmanship, and in this kind of fights, in the two forms of competitive Viking/Slavic reenactment I do and in HEMA, it is very important. Because you really- REALLY do not want grudges in fights involving steel weapons.
Knowing what is happening in the Donietsk Oblast, it warms my old, hard heart to see such behaviour. Well done guys. Well done. No "blood in the water" match for you.
@@PalleRasmussen what are the rules for this? How does one win or lose?
@@ram2798 Battle of the Nations? HEMA? Eastern Style Re-enactment? Western Style Reenactment?
What a nice sight of an Ukrainian soldier hugging a Russian soldier for peace during a battle.
Didnt know they wanted a rematch now
yeah putin just got salty
Te mamaste XD
"ft3 me rn bro"
-Putin
🤣🤣🤣
a rematch by Ukraine but with usa equipment
YT recommendation algorithm has a sick sense of humour...
fr
They went from medieval to modern in 5 years. Japan got nothing on Russia and Ukraine's extreme technological progress.
OK, one on the funniest sh*t I've read today
What about the a hacker in Civ 6?
China
Japan has never been technologically advanced. They are just good at producing what Europeans invent. They are behind every single European nation even backwaters like Russia when it comes to inventions.
Tech came from U.S and its vasal states(western europe). Only advancement in ukraine is ultra corruption
this is brutal! (as expected) I'm glad folks take part in these fights for the historical value of learning from first-hand experience what medieval combat would actually be like!
Hello, just letting you know that this is called buhurt and is a type of fighting that isn't representative of actual battles. The armor aren't historical and the participant can't trust- which would make a huge difference in a real fight. Also a lot of the equipment used -like the small arm shields- is a thing that never really existed.
oh ok I see@@julesricard5933
@@julesricard5933 Small arm shields existed, just not in wars. They were used in duels in courts
@@masterbomber98 Oh thanks apparently you're right I saw miniatures of it
unfortunately some of then now knows wht modern warfare is like and not the video game either
Amazing footage of World War 4, good work on the time machine!
It is 5th
lol
Learn some history
Einstein reference?
@@zianlihouleung4131 take a joke.
2017 medieval era
2022 modern war
Dang time fly so fast
People have always had their fun. Rather which time zone it was, the modern isn’t fun and it’s depressing to see two wonderful countries fighting one another
War..war never changes.
you forgot 2014...
Damn someone mess up the timeline again
Yeah tech is reversed
This isn’t a violent sport they were hugging for so long in the corner.
Called wrestling
Lmao
Real melee fights in history involved a lot of grappling too.
Hugging Violently
Just get in there and ya gonna find out
Russia vs Ukraine(2017):-🥰
Russia vs Ukraine (now):-💀
War started in 2014. Not 2022
@@7akataro Война началась в 2022
@@_Vlados_YT Russian Annexation of Crimea, 2014.
@@tacticaltoad5258 In 2014 It was not a war, but just a showdown between Russia and Ukraine, after which we had pretty good relations
@@bobo-y1t3yRussian invasion of Donbass?
This is what we call "foreshadowing", people
We know
@One God One Christ you obviously don't know what that means
@@nothing09832 relax they obviously just heard of the term and thinks its cool
Filibuster.
@@theslavemotivator3571 He didn't even ask you
So why can't countries handle their problems like this instead of what we been doing.
People would love it.
Politicians ... different story.
TLDR: Never give someone, no matter who or where, too much power.
I think about this earlier and you know what?
In duel like this Vietnam wouldnt never win with USA and you have same situation with North Korea. You have many more milions of people which you can train and choose the best champions you are more rich so you can develop better things to win.
@@MachinimaGothic well it's not about money power or better training in the up coming war it will be horrible use of terrible weapons that shouldn't exist... I know a lot of people don't like Trump but he is a follower of God an he will do whatever he can to avoid using nukes but those leaders in noko an Iran are crazy and will use them so it's gonna be bad ether way...the issue is man humans are not followers of God an the Bible that teaches love an compassion for others if they did the world would be perfect..humans are naturally black of heart till they find God an Jesus in their lives so we are destined to have a end of all things it's written in the Bible everything is... That's why entertainment is there to draw us away from it cause it's created by Satan... Look up John Todd Collins on RUclips you'll hear why an who's behind it Freemason/Catholic = Illuminati...... Be well friend.
@@AstroKitty16 it's your choice... I choose immortal life in the holy father our savour Jesus Christ and the holy spirit..
Because viewing matters such as national interests. You can’t just accept defeat and maybe come back the next year. That’s not how things work particularly territorial disputes.
😂😂😅ha ha ... If you knew what they are talking about, you would have laughed ... A conversation between a Russian and a Ukrainian:
-Are you okay?
- The ax got stuck in the leg ...
- Oh, I'm sorry, is that better?
- Yes
- Well then let's go ... hahaha😂😂
Hahaha thank you
Typical middle age talks
🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like a dialogue from a Monty Python movie.
@@laurence9051 Tis but a scratch
Bruh they went from playing chivalry to call of duty real fast in 6 years
Dont even mention cod in a discussion about war. Cod is an arcade game compared to anything else slightly more realistic
This is how current Ukraine dispute should be settled
Ain't that the truth
By sword seeing your enemy and die with honor
Ong mariupol fr looking like ww2 cities rn
@@vyros.3234 Putin wants Mariupol area not Kiev, the north attack from Belarus is a distraction.
@@robertjohnston8690 Mariupol looking like a ww2 city regardless of what Putins strategic goals may be.
Damn, Russians even had dash cams in the 1300s.
Lol
VanKlaunch bro u art so dummb and stuoipd they donnt have a dash came in 1300s
Slave Master r/woooosh
@@LoverLikeNoOther really?
FBIn00b lol I’m joking
"I Need Cavalry Support!"
Cavalry:You Can Do it!!!
Just Do It
this is what we call foreshadowing
@@normalbird6199 Excatly... LOL
Lol this is what ukraibe asked nato and they also responded the same
Haha this aged well, fuck NATO and USA
I love this. It’s as close as we can get to watching medieval combat in modern times
2:27 that was a MOVIE SCENE! BAD ASS
"F" to join the battle
yeah
thr main character got stunned and then his vision is pretty bad and then other ppl die
I got stunned
But then he just sits there 😂
2:20 he was outnumbered and then his friend kicked their asses
0:55 Here it is the solidarity between Russia and Ukraine:
- Ax caught on foot
- Oh, sorry. Ok, let's go?
- Yeap
It's called hospitality
It is easy to be a good civilized human being when politics aren't involved
immediately hits him in the face with a shield lol
You copied it from Russian dude... you even have edit icon because you keep looking what his said.
@@derpidius6306 politics are always involved
The new Bannerlord trailer is looking great!
@אני עומד ע ישראל! Also I love MERICA! I was waiting for a comment like that, it is depressing tho Im still playing F&S
אני עומד ע ישראל! I love MERICA!
Oh man you have dreams...
Yeah
Эх... Так грустно осознавать, что.. было такое.. и сейчас...
......
Как же хочется сказать свое, но не могу из-ха цензуры...
На ютубе страшно писать из-за цензуры? Чего? Шли нахуй фсбшную шваль, им поху на тебя,
Day 34 of quarantine: I'm not sure what I'm watching
Consult to your medieval ancestors via gypsy/necromancy for more details
Same hahaha
Day 61 and im still not sure hahaha
welcome to the 1600s
This guy is my dude
Now the title *”battle of the nations Ukraine vs Russia”* didn’t age well…
Maybe this is how they should settle it
It aged perfectly, what are you talking about?
@@Neckromorph yea it became quite literal
@@Neckromorph it didn't as they r gonna use nuclear weapons but thsi video doesn't use them instead they use medieval weapons and armors
The levels of testosterone and adrenaline are so high that they can pregnate every living thing in a 1km radius
With that much adrenaline an old man could burn air with one axe swing
@Jesús - 🤣❤️
Dam
dude...
I´m pregnant now and I´m a male...
Imagine if actuall wars were fought like this, 100 men from each country, no casualties, no blood, no economy ruining, no people's life ruining, no cities ruining
2017: "Ukraine wins world championship in 21vs21"
2022 Russia: And I take that personal
😭😭😭
We lost CK3 to Ukraine, so we got to win them back in HOI4 millennium dawn
@@NovajaPravda Communism is a failed system
Russia attacked Ukraine first in 2014 and since then there has been a war between us, so in 2017 this 21vs21 was personal for Ukraine. In 2022 we just play the Final Round and Ukraine will win.
@@zephyrus568 uhmm ok, hope you guys could win lmao
If this is what my RUclips overlords want me to watch I shall
Nerd!
Lol, weirdly related
This is epic!
Lmao yes 🤣 I’m here for the same reason
confirm
Women: "why does men die so fast?"
Men:
Be honest this looks like a sport where you can go all out but will do no damage
@@rickvandam3238 saw someone with cuts on their face and blood spilling out, but overall yeah hardly does damage
Nah they respawn
@@lifewithjanek hardly? You know that they feel the shock of each strike? Can break bone
@@PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman my bad lol
Идеальное решение для всех национальных конфликтов
Pretty sure we all know how that ended up
Да, при конфликтах, нужно отпи34ить россию. И будет порядок.
Особенно если выпустить на поле всякую политоту, президятлов и олигархат, отличное решение
Лучше бы в футбол играли
@@artmkrtch122 Согласен
Im so proud that this is still a thing in Europe hahha
At least here in Argentina we have it too
@@cigan900 Dónde??
@Vf5fttft Drxrxtx what's wrong with jew?
@@KamaAnthem everything
@@cigan900 donde? Quiero ir A
Me: *watches MORDHAU video once*
RUclips: “Heard you like being a barbarian. allow me to introduce myself.”
Holy fuck, same. Except I'm addicted to Mordhau.
Same wtf hahahha
Me:Watches sword combat videos for 2+ years
RUclips: I think you might like this. Let me not recommend it to you until a year after it is released.
That's crazy that's the same as me
Same here
Darn who needs football when you have a sport that revolves around bashing people with pikes and swords? LOL
I'm a big football fan but I love history and combat with medieval weapons, I'd love to see a Tottenham - Arsenal fight with swords and pikes lol
who tf still says darn
Him I guess
deathangel273 Arsenal would use a cannon.
People who enjoy a display of talent and skill still need proper sports because this doesnt display any.
2:50 "Hit, hit, come on!" It sounded very powerful
1519:
-In 500 years we gonna have new weapons and uniforms.
2019:
More like 1319, this is high medieval NOT renaissance.
@@ComradeHellas No. Most of these kits are late fourteenth and early to mid fifteenth.
@@Hezigrimm Around fourteenth century. Full plate armour was used during the fifteenth century instead.
@@ComradeHellas No, no. I can tell by the type of plate being used my man. Most definitely late fourteenth early fifteenth.
@@Hezigrimm I would be interested to learn more on that.
This is such a great idea, just now found out that this type of sport exists, just experiencing the ways of medieval battles is probably hella fun
it's way more fun that you think. It's the only sport where: You wear full armor and can ignore hits. You use weapon, you can use your gang to defeat someone. And you finish the fight without your face smashed like in other MA. And sit near the campfire in the evening with your mates and opponents, chilling with bear and cool stories :D
Of course you chill with bear Its russia:D
@@qderg233 Lol what if he actually meant chilling with a bear and it's not a typo. I would still believe him, it's russia after all.
@@ParfentevIgor dark soul players who dwell in the basement:
my time has finally come!
@@ParfentevIgor
Man I would love to do the same. But only people that own a full set of armour and weapon?
It's sad that a lot of these people in this video are probably on the front lines in this war against each other, many of these people may or may not be alive anymore. God Bless everyone of these participants in this event. This video may be the last time anyone will see this sort of thing going on again.
They send the poor russians... many russians flet the country fearing being recruited. The rich pays a lot to go to UK europe.
I hope this wars ends. This is politicians are not angry people. Theyre both have rich culture and past. The caucassus, east europe, the vastness of asia... dude...
They grow more togheter. But ...
Medieval times was indeed brutal, from all the conquests and empires.
We all know. Putin can nuke anytime...
The satanists just want play with divinity, spilling a lot of blood. Maybe with the stars try make jesus to save humans, maybe... or just total cobtrol over the world and our minds.
With the greedness to go to outer space look for richies...
Satanists rulers are a boring.
@@Artem-wy6ru conscription :skul
@@aviator-p1v mobilized : 300k
Volunteers : 80k
Total population : 143 million
That's less than 0.5% chance of getting "conscripted"
@@far_centrist cuz all 143 m are males of military age. use your brain when arguing my friend, it is an aid
@@HeroOfPandas even with 40m ready for combat, that is still way too small for a chance of getting conscripted. It is why it's a mobilization, only ukr does conscription with 2 weeks of training and grabbing men off the street.
the greatest foreshadow in human history.
Hello from Ukraine.
I don't know English, so I use a translator
Lol, we also had fun when we were kids. I remember making clubs from the legs of a Soviet table, and spears from a shovel handle. Then shields made of strong plywood, bandaged elbows, knees, hands and so on with several layers of fabric and went into battle. Fought for everything. For territory, for religion, for worldview. Any serious dispute ended with the phrase: "So, that's it, tomorrow gather troops by the oak and fight to the first blood." Hmmm ... there were times ... It's a pity, then at the age of 6 I had to go to kindergarten and battles became less frequent
Sorry again for broken english :)
I hope you won't be offended
Можна і українською ;)
@@ParfentevIgor дякую
That sounds amazing wish we did that over here where I'm from
Bruh homies really be whacking each other at nursery
I'd rather watch this instead of American football, we need this to gain more popularity.
Imagine people in football doing this thr linemen ☠😂
Honestly
for real this is the most underrated sport ever.
This i comprehend. American football not.
This is fucking dumb we didnt evolve to go back 500 years ffs
Me and the boys when we find some cool sticks:
Yorum pp uyumu amk
Wack
😂😭💀
😂🤣 nice
Same
Crazy to think about it that these guys who were fighting against each other as a "game" back in 2017 are now probably fighting against each other for real and for their lives.
Teacher: why weren’t you in history class today
Me:
You have my respect good sir/ma'am
“I was becoming history.”
I was the history class
"making history sir"
Technically I wasn’t in history class I was history class
0:48 I love how they calmly and politely talk to each other, and then continue to savagely fight.
"thy professionels carry the standarts"
@oh hi I'm thinking about naming this my favourite sport.
russian was complaining that the Axe got stuck on his foot (shoe armor) so the Ukranian asked if he is okay and the russian guy said to take it out first, after that Ukranian asked if he is okay and russian said yeah, let's continue then they proceed to bash each other again.
@@jaydave1246 respect
Bro, if i was fighting a guy and then suddenly we just talked to each other so politely, I would just stop attacking him dude like I'd feel bad if I keep attacking further
@@Aluxray1245_SFM And that's what's called Sportsmanship :).
when 20 year old me finds a stick in the woods
When at the airsoft game people get bored so they all choose a stick
I think you're autistic
@@michaelphoscar7509 and you must be illiterate. Read his name sir, he probably lost his mace
So true🙌
Cool name you have 😎
0:44 и главное же без всякой ненависти, только спортивное настроение. Как же ахуенно 6 лет назад было
Как же охуенно когда рашка не пришла в мой Севастополь в 2014, до этого россияне спокойно заезжали к нам, мы дружили, ходили на казантип, вот на кой ху надо было лезть в Крым?) с него все и началось.
В какой твой свинья?
As a ukrainian myself I will never forgive russians for what they did to my homeland. I will never forget, I will never forgive.
@@MOTORIZEDD
Уже не твой
The war in Ukraine should be fought like this.
crusades 2022 edition
@oh hi Yes, this sport brings nations closer together, at least at sword length. 😏😏😉
@Sasquatch94 MAN THE ARBALEST!
1k
Calling in the Battle Rams and Cannons
This is how politicians should resolve conflicts
This is how they used to do that
It's so 1400...
@ozy you might want to look up some Ukraine politicians fights
agree....
Agreed...much more people would be able to grow old.
This really shows how difficult it was to kill a knight, they really must have been tanks on the battlefield.
Most casualties in ancient battles were during the retreat, after being captured, etc etc:
These weapons are blunt and back then spears were common and could pierce armor,you don't see any here for this exact reason
@@karvast5726 bullshit, spear capabilities of piercing plate armour from the medieval period are weaker than armor piercing arrow. Spear is good at keeping the knight away from you as the horse recognize it as a danger and will try to keep away from it. Chances of piercing through a well made real armor from medieval period with a spear are seriously small... one of the facts why is most of people from that period wasn't capable of deliver enough force, as you need a decent ammount of kinetic energy to make the strike successful.
Well they had sharp weapons
@@therealmuffinseller9686 blunt weapons are better at crushing armor,if you hit a tin can with a hammer it will crush it but you can try to cut it it won't work very well
No Shadeds, no FAB-3000s, no FPV drones, just people living in the moment.
2:38 Russian Guy *Gets Knocked Down*
Also Russian Guy "what is life?"
That was the Ukrainian team.
The Ukrainian team are the ones in blue and yellow (what a surprise..), the russians have their coat of arms on their backs. (Ukrainians also have their coat of arms but it's in the heart area so not that easy to spot)
Probably realizing that it's nothing like the simulations.
Hello darkness my old friend!
he cant get up after he fall. means he is dead
I like how they hug each other at the end. True sportsmanship
Country =/= people
I mean they spent the best part of the last hour hugging each other too 🤪
This aged terribly.
@@petamerican2588 Sad to admit but you're right....
Well that didn’t age very well
*RUclips recommendations finaly reached its highest form of evolution*
Finally*
*Finally
Finally *
Fin*ally
Historians watching this in 500 years will be so confused.
All of the war jokes aside. I think this highlights perfectly how chaotic and horrific it must have been for soldiers fighting in these close quarters melee battles. Imagine just getting hit my a big fucking polearm out of nowhere.
Well yes that would be terrifying I don’t think this sport captures just how terrifying the actual war would be. You are not trying to hurt the other person just knock them over, but in a war you can do whatever you want to kill the other person. The fear of being able to die in very painful ways at any moment usually would out way the fear of a chance of being injured
Professional soldiers dating back to ancient times had to be absolute chads to go at this with sharpened weapons.
@@Kraken9911 that’s why they were paid very well
Yes the chaos is intense, maybe thats why tight formations were so succesful always
Now you simply live with the fear of being killed by someone you cant see, far away from you.
Mount and blade bannerlord gameplay teaser.
Surely they it must be close then!
No, it is kingdom come deliverance 2 gameplay teaser
Damn you just reminded me how fucking long this game takes to be released.
LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING
Even at the start when they screamed it instantly reminded me of Mount and Blade. XD
Man, what great fun amongst two friendly teams, there’s no way anything bad can come to either of them after this
lol Ukraine’s off the map now…
Oh wait…
@@HadiAnimations 😦
Russia already invade them at this time looks like they are trying to kill eachother
@@deandredunbar9618 I’m aware Russia is invading still, but just for clarification, you’re saying that during this medieval fight, Russia was invading/already invaded Ukraine?
@@sirraccs9584 This fight was 5 years ago, and Russia had already invaded a part of Ukraine and captured Crimea, but it was nearly 5 years before Russia invaded again trying to take the whole country
You think any of these guys met afterwards and became friends just to see each other mid invasion on opposing sides
Grown men living their childhood dream
Mens is always a kids, you know from their hobby
Indeed
This didn’t age well
“its not gay if there’s armor between us”
You don't have a point in your comment, no sense
@@FantasyNero ur just too uncultured to understand it
@@FantasyNero kind of r/woosh
@@FantasyNero it was a joke because two of the fighters where grinding up against eachother
Ha
Gayyy
Girls locker room: Oh my god girl! How are you and Aiden doing?
Boys locker room:
😂😂😂
Bro fax 😂
cuz no one cares about gossip lmao
There actually have been crazy fight in the locker room at my school between the French and English kids. Fuqing amazing lol
@@JB-pu6ek its in their blood
Bro accidenly revealed the season finale
its very interesting to see how there actually is strategy and basic roles on the battlefield, with the swordsmen are upfront fighting the enemy, then u have the polearms behind them giving heavy hits to enemies already entangled. it was interesting to see in the first fight how he dealt with the enemy charging him, he tried to use his polearm to push the enemy back so he could reclaim his range advantage. very interesting sport, also looks like a lot of brain trauma lol
I'd argue American football is more rough on the body, same with rugby, but this looks like so much more fun than either of those
@@sygnetshorts bro. Guys running into each other in pads is more dangerous then getting hit in the head and hand and knee with a freaking battle axe.
@@markfreeman3255 yes
It is cool, but I bet the real warriors that actually fought in life or death battles thousands of years ago would be laughing their asses off if they were alive to see this.
@@Lithenius Probably not, actually. Given this is what early Medieval tourneys were (albeit with Chainmail armor only, no plate), they'd likely be very familiar with it.
Damn.
Your pc is a god bro
yea that graphic
And the realistic dust particles and ray tracing omg
This Age of Empires II expansion pack looks outstanding 👌
Age of Empires RTX: on
I thought this was a VR
Thought it was AOE 5
i thought this was kingdom come
it is chivalry 2 bro
вот это настоящая война, огнестрелом и дронами воюют только соевые казуалы
Крестьянин с копьём strong
Но тогда получается, соя сильнее? Ибо мы живём в соевом мире
It's more chaotic than how I imagine Middle Ages battle to be.
Always have been curious how battles of that time were fought.
@@StephenSingleton3 imagine people like in concerts all together but sticking swords and axes to their skulls, bleeding for hours or maybe days of agony before they die but hey, good times bro good times
@@royalspartan I was literally talking about that with my girlfriend. Imagine the smell on the battleground, all the blood, shit and urine in the air.
Depends on what part of the medieval ages, I'm pretty sure that there was a period when metal working got easier and most of the middle class that was levied had some kind of resistant armor, which would make them like this, the only difference is when the other guy gets in control in your wrestle, he either slips the tip of his weapon or a dagger into your throat.
This is how knight fights were though, imagine it in 1 on 1 and you've got knight duels. They weren't all honorable and shit, they were just hired thugs with expensive armor. Most fights ended with one on the ground and one on top with a dagger in hand. And that's it.
There's more to it than what I said, but that's me just rounding it up. Btw, unlike what movies seem to suggest, thrusts are the most sure way to finish someone in battle if they have light or cheap armor, slashed rarely do shit, unless you have a razor sharp sword and they have shit made light armor.
@@1elictro Knight if win duel with second knight wouldn't kill his opponent because he can receive nice money for him.
When the servers of For honor are down
OreX was bad, is quite good now (except for Hitokiri mains, they can take a pommels to the groin)
@@rokairu0-216 nonono forget hitokiri, fuck jormungandr
It's a good game with much potential but some characters are shitty
Marco Zinelli but it is quite fun when you get someone to the ground and the special crotch smasher move
Only Vikings
2:30 is possibly the funniest thing you could see in a medieval battle, a man just sitting after getting thrown down.
The guy who literally smashed him so hard he flew must have been really fucking strong
@@BisexualPlagueDoctorNot a single weak man on that field tbh, that armor cant be light with the way they take hits.
Think he was only sitting cause hes not allowed to stand back up til next round
It's an absolute vibe. Just sitting like a toddler in full armor, in the middle of a battle. "Must be Tuesday..."
@@friendliestpepe7806 Armor is not that heavy. It gets this rap that it is inflexible and heavy. You can literally do cartwheels in it, you can roll, you can sprint, you can bend over, lift your leg up, squat past parallel, easily get in the saddle. Not to say it doesn't add weight, but it is fitted to distribute that weight. The biggest factor honestly is how hot it is. Armor is insanely hot.
This is better than football anyday..
Wish it was TV..that would great..
Historians and Movie authors: *one hit with swords, spinning slashes.
Reality: *this video
Although they can't stab, and I guess that the weapons aren't being sharpened.
well, reality aswell would've been alot different. There are more fancy parrys in reality and less armored opponents that a knight would be fighting against. This is designed for the maximum protection of the athletes so the tactics are much different. The thing I'd say is most accurate is the grappling.
This video is gonna confuse future historians when they look up: “Ukrainians fighting Russians 2017 GoPro”
Yeah and spears and big maces and clubs aren't allowed because they wouldbpierce or crush armor and cause blunt force trauma. That' what they used when they faced armored knights
@@CATGPlbCapacityPneumaticTireFo depends on the exact era, late medieval era/early modern times were literally an armored slugfest similar to this. The pikes would slip backwards or upwards under the pressure of armies hitting each other, unable to penetrate the armor, until close range melee broke out which was more like wrestling
Used to play like this with my childhood friends. Watching this is a dream come true 😭
Yeah this is a dream for my childhood
im seeing this comment as i playing this video for my little brother 4 years old really love to watch it
I guess this IS a dream come true for Ukraine and Russia.
Breaking news:
The world returned in the middle age
Putin and Zelensky:
Putin is a killer and a thief
@@Flowey-the-Flower no. putin 1 navalny 0
@@Flowey-the-Flower I see you hate yourself aswell
I'm PUTIN my money on russians
Putin real name is *I G O R*