Exalted Master of the Way and the Stream. May fortunes fall into his palms like warm rice. And may his ancestors entreaty the tender winds to always blow upon his back.
@@AnonymousHuman-ku5wh They said right before, not after. The balance of power was about to shift but he implemented his divine technique just in time.
This man used to be a sub in my Sword Flying class but due to The Incident where he threw one of my Senior Brothers into the Heavenly Rift (only his eyeballs and finger coming out btw), this evil creature was thrown down The Abyss for 1000 years. Cool dude tho, he let us cheat on the exam
Venerable Sage of the Ground Eyes Jerma explaining how he deals with his rambunctious disciples (the most unassuming, least talented 'waste' will go on to cultivate the highest dao and become the greatest ruler of all realms).
Great Heavenly Sage Jerma explains how to make the Heavenly Court go quiet
HOly SHIT +2
Dasheng985
Exalted Master of the Way and the Stream.
May fortunes fall into his palms like warm rice.
And may his ancestors entreaty the tender winds to always blow upon his back.
Subtitute Spiritualists Jerma explains the Pagoda how to make new disciples cultivate in silence
Great Sage Equal To Heaven Jie Ru Ma Jiu-Ba-Wu explains the way of heavenly silence to his disciples
Get this on Bilibili asap
#FreeHongKong
@@einfachnurtoni oh my heckin science, so based!
@@wgetJane ❤️♥️♥️
@@einfachnurtoni i heckin love saying shit nobody cares about! Ö
Love my chinks from China to lesser china
No chat i'm not restoring the mandate of heaven!
*does it anyway*
C’mon chat, I’m not gonna execute their 9 generations
@@Okboka not even the dogs and chickens either!?
Proceeds to overthrow the ruling dynasty
Jerma right before losing the Mandate of Heaven
i got blue search text for Mandate of Heaven 🔍
@@z9nc982 quest log updated
Are you implying that in the undubbed stream, jerma lost the divine right of kings?
@@AnonymousHuman-ku5wh They said right before, not after. The balance of power was about to shift but he implemented his divine technique just in time.
At first my my jojo brain rot left me thinking this was a jojo reference
now THIS is what I pay my WiFi bill for
the gong at the end is crazy
The gong at the end bro, ain't no way lol
我最爱的杀人犯实况主杰尔玛🥰
Auto-translatw Germa 🥺
@@paperhat_boi bad auto translate smh it was supposed to be 杰(J)尔(er)马(ma)
我yyds杀人犯
that is probably the best sip sound out of all of these videos
the swedish one got me really good but yeah i snorted for this one
@@lestersmug11 Yeah same. Swedish is definitely number 1, but this one is very close to that spot too
Was expecting comically grotesque slurping, may have deflated a lung from wheezing
字幕：
立马安静下来听。
如果房间就是…非常非常吵啊，
如果孩子在那边
“喔啊…操你妈…啊（尖叫）啊巴啊巴啊巴…噗噜（模仿爆炸）…”
你就得走 进去然后你说：
*Jerma noises*
他们都会说”他妈的什么鬼？？”
然后就会坐下来。
你就吸引了他们的主意。
每次都他妈成功了。
THE FUCKING GONG AT THE END INSTEAD OF A SLURPING NOISE I CANT!
Wow finally a clip of Jerma I can show the aunties at the grocery store😍🤤
Jerma is the ancestral founder of Plaza square dances.
No, it's fine, I just didn't think it would be Chinese.
lmao
is that shijima in your pfp
now THIS is what I steal wifi for
you funny motherfucker
I really cannot wait to see a 3 hour compilation of Jerma's teacher noise dubbed in every living and dead language lmao
the woaaaah cao ni ma 😭
fr 😭
還不知道他在說什麼屁 但其實還蠻好笑的
抱歉，我正在使用谷歌翻译。但他谈论的是他当老师的时候，以及他如何用一种奇怪的声音让课堂安静下来。
@@mat6tehpokemon946謝謝 明白
This man used to be a sub in my Sword Flying class but due to The Incident where he threw one of my Senior Brothers into the Heavenly Rift (only his eyeballs and finger coming out btw), this evil creature was thrown down The Abyss for 1000 years.
Cool dude tho, he let us cheat on the exam
I hate that these references make sense to me.
Zhuge Liang debating the Wu scholars (colourised)
985 credit score for this guy
Xiao hong shuuuuuuuuu
*sips in Chinese*
Venerable Sage of the Ground Eyes Jerma explaining how he deals with his rambunctious disciples (the most unassuming, least talented 'waste' will go on to cultivate the highest dao and become the greatest ruler of all realms).
Students were courting death
You could even say they had eyes but couldn't see Mt Tai 😂😂😂😂
但說真的你中文說的還不錯
瘋子傑爾瑪
He sounds so elegant
Ji Ér Ma Jiu Ba Wu
finally i can understand what he said
謝謝你翻譯這部傑作
I wasn't sure this was Chinese until the end confirmed it.
my titanium-alloy dog eyes have been blinded!
The part when he drinks is always THE best, and let me tell you, it's the best part-where-he-drinks I've seen yet.
Writing down notes as I study Chinese from this 🖊️🖊️🖊️ they don't teach me how to swear like this in class lmao
THE GONG
His social credit score must be through the factory roof!
Hahaha the drinking noise
You know whats better than this?a 10 hour version for my daily needs
as a chinese speaking person this is so good ghbscjshf
945th-step Earth Immortal Sacred Master demonstrates the Thousand Heavens Silencing Mantra, good, good!
Actually been waiting for a Chinese translation for awhile lmao
I love how it sounds like him LMFAOO
I haven't seen the original, now this is my original and no one can take it, hell, i'll even say i've grown with this
we need more of this fr
imagine jerman in all languages
so few people get the miminimi noise right
this is joel's duende voice man 😭
I need to improve my mandarin and this is so good thank you for your work
Most accurate drinking noise
我花了十幾年學中文就為了看懂這個影片 🗣️🔥
Now we need jerma in every single different Chinese dialect
Chairman Jia Ma speaking to the revolutionary guards
I used to overhear "Toni-mah" all the time in other rooms when I was in dorms lmaoo
the drinking noise is always the cherry on top in this meme. this one finished me however
pov: scholar official trying to teach your class on the imperial examination
I'm actually trying to learn chinese rn so i will definitely come back to this some day to see if i understand the whole thing
厲害
Slurp is amazing
truly incredible
this si a wesome
Jerma needs to be headbanded, lest the mortal plain be destroyed.
Jerma's doll house (vacant)
thankyou im collecting these like pokemon
the ending made me burst out in laughter
Jerma when someone is courting death
excellent teacher noise and the ¨slurping¨ took me out
i love how the punch line is just him drinking
this is better than the one in reddit
It sounds so wise.
real duende noises
dude he has the mandate of heaven
I can't believe this was me at one point!
i think this is the best one so far
I fucking lost it at the gong lmao I wasn't expecting that
God, I love internet sometime
the end got me spitting my drink on the keyboard
I saw the gong coming from a mile away
you did the noise the best out of all i've seen, well done
Jerma to the west
why this sounds like he will say "bing chilling" at any time
that drinking sound at the end put me in a giggle fit
The fact is that all Jerma’s drinking noise are different
Glorious Ger Ma
Ending made me laugh. I didnt expect that
the teacher noise sounds like 645AR 😭
THE SLURP
Thanks for helping teach me Chinese
why is your voice so soothing
We going to Heaven with this one.
inspired version of the teacher noise
HE MADE DUENDE NOISES I LOVE IT
RUclips GIVE ME MORE OF THESE!
The lǎo shī noise
i find it super funny that you also made the noise yourself, when you couldve just kept it the way it was cause there was no translating that
Gorgeous.
中文安迪
tutututu tutu tu tu tu, tutututu tu tu TU
天啊…
親愛的杰爾瑪
Beast mode
Great video