Exalted Master of the Way and the Stream. May fortunes fall into his palms like warm rice. And may his ancestors entreaty the tender winds to always blow upon his back.
@@AnonymousHuman-ku5wh They said right before, not after. The balance of power was about to shift but he implemented his divine technique just in time.
This man used to be a sub in my Sword Flying class but due to The Incident where he threw one of my Senior Brothers into the Heavenly Rift (only his eyeballs and finger coming out btw), this evil creature was thrown down The Abyss for 1000 years. Cool dude tho, he let us cheat on the exam
Venerable Sage of the Ground Eyes Jerma explaining how he deals with his rambunctious disciples (the most unassuming, least talented 'waste' will go on to cultivate the highest dao and become the greatest ruler of all realms).
Hahaha I haven’t heard “tiao ni ma” in a long time so I was caught off guard especially since I didn’t expect to understand anything. I had a friend who was friends with a rapper from China.
Great Heavenly Sage Jerma explains how to make the Heavenly Court go quiet
HOly SHIT +2
Dasheng985
Exalted Master of the Way and the Stream.
May fortunes fall into his palms like warm rice.
And may his ancestors entreaty the tender winds to always blow upon his back.
Subtitute Spiritualists Jerma explains the Pagoda how to make new disciples cultivate in silence
Great Sage Equal To Heaven Jie Ru Ma Jiu-Ba-Wu explains the way of heavenly silence to his disciples
Get this on Bilibili asap
#FreeHongKong
@@einfachnurtoni oh my heckin science, so based!
@@wgetJane ❤️♥️♥️
@@einfachnurtoni i heckin love saying shit nobody cares about! Ö
Love my chinks from China to lesser china
No chat i'm not restoring the mandate of heaven!
*does it anyway*
C’mon chat, I’m not gonna execute their 9 generations
@@Okboka not even the dogs and chickens either!?
Proceeds to overthrow the ruling dynasty
XDD
Jerma right before losing the Mandate of Heaven
i got blue search text for Mandate of Heaven 🔍
@@z9nc982 quest log updated
Are you implying that in the undubbed stream, jerma lost the divine right of kings?
@@AnonymousHuman-ku5wh They said right before, not after. The balance of power was about to shift but he implemented his divine technique just in time.
At first my my jojo brain rot left me thinking this was a jojo reference
now THIS is what I pay my WiFi bill for
The gong at the end bro, ain't no way lol
the gong at the end is crazy
that is probably the best sip sound out of all of these videos
the swedish one got me really good but yeah i snorted for this one
@@lestersmug11 Yeah same. Swedish is definitely number 1, but this one is very close to that spot too
"Dude, did you see the new Jerma stream?"
"Nah, I'm waiting for the dub"
Was expecting comically grotesque slurping, may have deflated a lung from wheezing
我最爱的杀人犯实况主杰尔玛🥰
Auto-translatw Germa 🥺
@@paperhat_boi bad auto translate smh it was supposed to be 杰(J)尔(er)马(ma)
我yyds杀人犯
THE FUCKING GONG AT THE END INSTEAD OF A SLURPING NOISE I CANT!
POV: how zhuge liang silence the whole court of Wu's ministers as he established alliance with them to repel Cao Cao in Red Cliff
Wow finally a clip of Jerma I can show the aunties at the grocery store😍🤤
Jerma is the ancestral founder of Plaza square dances.
非常好视频，使我绞肉机开始旋转
Students were courting death
You could even say they had eyes but couldn't see Mt Tai 😂😂😂😂
I really cannot wait to see a 3 hour compilation of Jerma's teacher noise dubbed in every living and dead language lmao
No, it's fine, I just didn't think it would be Chinese.
lmao
is that shijima in your pfp
No, it’s fine, I just didn’t think it would be *Green*!
This man used to be a sub in my Sword Flying class but due to The Incident where he threw one of my Senior Brothers into the Heavenly Rift (only his eyeballs and finger coming out btw), this evil creature was thrown down The Abyss for 1000 years.
Cool dude tho, he let us cheat on the exam
I hate that these references make sense to me.
now THIS is what I steal wifi for
you funny motherfucker
Zhuge Liang debating the Wu scholars (colourised)
I wasn't sure this was Chinese until the end confirmed it.
the woaaaah cao ni ma 😭
fr 😭
Venerable Sage of the Ground Eyes Jerma explaining how he deals with his rambunctious disciples (the most unassuming, least talented 'waste' will go on to cultivate the highest dao and become the greatest ruler of all realms).
字幕：
立马安静下来听。
如果房间就是…非常非常吵啊，
如果孩子在那边
“喔啊…操你妈…啊（尖叫）啊巴啊巴啊巴…噗噜（模仿爆炸）…”
你就得走 进去然后你说：
*Jerma noises*
他们都会说”他妈的什么鬼？？”
然后就会坐下来。
你就吸引了他们的主意。
每次都他妈成功了。
mfw I'm a native mandarin speaker and I still need to refer to this because I can't understand the accent
@@whitehorizon2225 mainland accent? or 老外accent?
他們的主意 (their idea) should be 他們的注意 (their attention)
還不知道他在說什麼屁 但其實還蠻好笑的
抱歉，我正在使用谷歌翻译。但他谈论的是他当老师的时候，以及他如何用一种奇怪的声音让课堂安静下来。
@@mat6tehpokemon946謝謝 明白
Jerma的實況蠻好看的 推推
The part when he drinks is always THE best, and let me tell you, it's the best part-where-he-drinks I've seen yet.
*sips in Chinese*
985 credit score for this guy
Xiao hong shuuuuuuuuu
He sounds so elegant
my titanium-alloy dog eyes have been blinded!
the yellow river flooding with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Jerma decides to increase his crippling debt by consuming the peaches of immortality
Writing down notes as I study Chinese from this 🖊️🖊️🖊️ they don't teach me how to swear like this in class lmao
但說真的你中文說的還不錯
瘋子傑爾瑪
Im genuinely impressed at the accuracy of the beep noises. Not quite jerma but the vibe was on point.
finally i can understand what he said
謝謝你翻譯這部傑作
Hahaha the drinking noise
945th-step Earth Immortal Sacred Master demonstrates the Thousand Heavens Silencing Mantra, good, good!
THE GONG
as a chinese speaking person this is so good ghbscjshf
Ji Ér Ma Jiu Ba Wu
All of the cultivation,JTTW,history and 3 kingdoms reference here are so peak 😂
I need to improve my mandarin and this is so good thank you for your work
You know whats better than this?a 10 hour version for my daily needs
Chairman Jia Ma speaking to the revolutionary guards
We're bringing New Democracy to the Central Committee with this one 🔥 🗣
Actually been waiting for a Chinese translation for awhile lmao
the drinking noise is always the cherry on top in this meme. this one finished me however
Jerma to the west
I love how it sounds like him LMFAOO
I used to overhear "Toni-mah" all the time in other rooms when I was in dorms lmaoo
this is joel's duende voice man 😭
you did the noise the best out of all i've seen, well done
Hahaha I haven’t heard “tiao ni ma” in a long time so I was caught off guard especially since I didn’t expect to understand anything. I had a friend who was friends with a rapper from China.
this si a wesome
we need more of this fr
imagine jerman in all languages
truly incredible
The great Elbertson Dynasty, lost to time
I dont understand a bit except "CHAONIMA" 😂
Helpp I just found out it's a real curse word and not just a meme from this 💀
Pelajaran Mandarin yang agak menyesatkan
@claudius3359 lanciao ma 😂
decisive Jerma victory
Slurp is amazing
Most accurate drinking noise
I'm actually trying to learn chinese rn so i will definitely come back to this some day to see if i understand the whole thing
Jerma when someone is courting death
Jerma needs to be headbanded, lest the mortal plain be destroyed.
i think this is the best one so far
that drinking sound at the end put me in a giggle fit
this is art
His social credit score must be through the factory roof!
It sounds so wise.
the ending made me burst out in laughter
this is better than the one in reddit
pov: scholar official trying to teach your class on the imperial examination
Now we need jerma in every single different Chinese dialect
dude he has the mandate of heaven
i love how the punch line is just him drinking
Glad to see asian languages in here too. Truly universal. AND THE FUCKING GONG! 😎👍
excellent teacher noise and the ¨slurping¨ took me out
thankyou im collecting these like pokemon
the end got me spitting my drink on the keyboard
THE SLURP
I can't believe this was me at one point!
厲害
I saw the gong coming from a mile away
real duende noises
0:05 WOAAAH TINY MAN!!! 🕺AAAAA bidebodaga pbrbrrrr
dorito tsuigmangyacshyo **$*$$(£(*£*$*$
Glorious Ger Ma
I fucking lost it at the gong lmao I wasn't expecting that
Yor phone linging!
I didn't I know I needed to hear Jerma say cao ni ma
God, I love internet sometime
Ending made me laugh. I didnt expect that
天啊…
why this sounds like he will say "bing chilling" at any time
Jerma's doll house (vacant)
We going to Heaven with this one.
brick by brick
HE MADE DUENDE NOISES I LOVE IT