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He was reading a children's book to a bunch of young pod racers when his aide learned over and whispered to him "My Lord, the death star has been hit. The Empire is under attack"
I mean in star wars the galaxy had billions if not trillions of inhabitants right? So how many storm troopers were recruited? Probably enough to the point where this conversation definitely happened even if the chance was 1 in a million. Stormtroopers convo is officially Canon.
The funny thing is is there actually might be “space traffic” in Star Wars since you can only jump to hyperspace in certain “highways”. So in commonly used ones there might be a bunch of ships there, but idk I’m not that knowledgeable about star wars
@@normalchannel1522 Yes but wouldn't the chances of crashing a ship traveling in speeds of light with another traveling in speeds of light be really small? Like what are the chances someone Estee is going down the same Highway AND to a destination that is behind yours and how would you know about it for there to be traffic and not just crashes?
@@afanisthedolphin looking at how hyperspace lanes have planets in them, i am guessing one does not go all the way to their destination but takes breaks every few planets along the way. And i started reading a star wars novel and theres traffic in space apparently.
I think that in orbit around planets like Coruscant there is traffic because there are just so many ships, but I think with hyperspace lanes you can go into hyperspace at any point and still get into the lane.
@@afanisthedolphin if you are travelling at the speed of light, your matter has a very slim change of colliding with anything. someone fact-checks me on quantum physics here!
Why hasn’t the Empire released the security holograms of the supposed Xwing attacking the shaft. I bet you those proton torpedoes were fired by the Empire.
There was supposedly a raid on coruscant the same day, again no reliable footage, and the only other place in the galaxy where the details of the emperor's corruption investigation were stored...
@@grantaum9677 Yeah, I heard the naval intelligence headquarters was the target of a similar suicide mission and had to be rebuilt as well in one spot. As for the Death Star, I heard they chose to just build the central ring, and not the entire station.
+ninjaf00t Try vodka, mint liqueur, Blue Curacau and milk. Or just find some blue ice cream, melt it and add milk. Never tried either, but they sort of makes sense...
I feel for these guys, especially the one who was on his way to the Death Star when it blew up. I had a similar experience. I was on a shuttle back to my home planet of Alderaan for the "We Love Peace" celebration when it blew up for some reason. I'm still not clear on what caused it.
It’s weird that this came out 11 years ago It feels like It hasn’t aged a day Update: even though it’s 2022 now and this video is now 12 years old it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve watched
The Room has a better script than Rise of Skywalker. And an orangutan actually shat on that script. Wouldn't touch the script for RoS with somebody else's turd though.
actually in-universe belief in The Force is considered a religion (Palpatine even said the jedi are religious, so whatever you'd call a religious phobia is present here equating to Islamophobia.
Well unlike the first death star which explodes in a instint, the second was falling apart as you see Luke and other Stormtroopers make a run for it. Luke also had time to drag Vaders body to a ship.
Lufienthedarklord The second one was designed the core would have a delayed explosion so the Emperor would have just enough time to walk all the way from his throne room to his transport shuttle and escape. Funny how things work out.
What makes this even more funny is their mocking of the conspiracy guy when he was right all long there was a conspiracy with Galen Erso, the lead scientist on the project for the death star. He basically did make it a control demolition because of the weak spot he intentionally put into the space station.
Azmedon You do realize that steel beams lose strength as it get hotter and softer, right? And besides, the core of the building was already damaged from the impact and explosion from the crash.
Cameron Walker Cause storm troopers are clones. And I guess it was easier to get 3 guys than to get 1 and do the video editting to make him into 3 dudes.
Cameron Walker Yes and no. Some were normal guys, but the catch was that the head of the recruitment office is essentially looking for the best guy in the bunch and asks him if he'd allow them to clone him so they'd have more of an amazing soldier. It was fairly common I believe. Grymhowl Actually from what I've read - half the time the Stormtroopers missed on purpose to try making capturing them a bit easier, which is one of the reasons they had the stun setting on the guns it just was less used. Don't forget during that time they just didn't know that much about the Rebellion. All they knew was that they stood against what the Empire stood for and didn't have a ton of support. In fact the Republic Alliance didn't get much support until after the Battle of the second Death Star.
Star wars 10: Force stays in bed forever. Star wars 11: Force breaks up. Star wars 12: Force is sad. Star wars 69: Force drops mixtape and dies in fire. And that was the story of Star Wars.
and in 500 more years, society will FINALLY FIGURE OUT... "Wait a minute... Han, Luke, and Leia were TERRORISTS using violence to FIGHT AND KILL POLICE (Stormtroopers)! LAW ENFORCEMENT AND SOLIDERS ARE EVIL MASS MURDERERS WHO MUST BE STOPPED!"
Stormtroopers are actually big brained cause they know if they actually shot one of the main protagonists they will be hunted down and killed before the movie ends.
no because thats no the jedi way although to be fair they never condone stealing or drug use or sex emotional attachment yes but sex mindless sex nothings said about it imagine the jedi parties
Better than most of the Disney Star Wars things. Would watch. The scout troopers from the end of the Mandalorian season 1 would be a better spinoff than most of it.
+Axentec Actually many stormtroopers weren't clone troopers. Only few were, very little were remaining... But guess the tales would have passed on tho.
just makes my blood boil, that to this day, the First Order can't commit to a fund for those guys...how many space mines do we have again? and how many enslaved species?!
Wait a minute: -Blue Milk -Building a Death Star 8x as big -Troopers talking bad about the empire -“Palpatine let it happen” -“You’re blind and a bunch of drones” Did they predict the fall of the new trilogy 🧐
Blue milk: A callback to A New Hope when they had blue milk at breakfast. Building a Death Star 8x as big: Literally the catalyst for the second half of Return of the Jedi. Troopers talking bad about the empire: You think this didn’t happen or wasn’t thought about before the Sequels? Also, these stormtroopers were volunteers or conscripts. Finn was stolen as a child. “Palpatine let it happen”: I don’t know what you’re trying to connect this to, but it’s just a commentary on/joke about conspiracy theories. “You’re blind and a bunch of drones”: Ditto on the last one.
+RedShirtGuy96 I am quite bugged by it, especially since none of them conform to Stormtrooper standards. One has his upper chest plate in his lower chest, another has his bicep armor inside the bell armor, the third his shoulder straps aren't strapped properly and his left hand guard is using a white strap.
***** It's possible they are on shore patrol and taking a break. Most patrols are told to take a 10 minute break after 5 hours or so. Explains the lack of alcohol.
Total fucking conspiracy, I mean, the shaft was RAY SHIELDED which, anyone will tell you is fucking hard to do. That's an expensive job, not like standard deflector shields which are a credit a dozen but unless you OVERLAP ray shields AND deflector shields then ballistics can still get through. Coincidence that a proton torpedo just so HAPPENS to be two-meters wide and just so HAPPENS to be the only thing that could've gone through a ray shield? I THINK NOT. #looserange
Conner: “Darth Vader happens to be in a TIE fighter when the whole thing comes down? Come on!” Me: Grand Moff Tarkin was on the Death Star when it was destroyed and he’s (in terms of the Imperial government hierarchy) not to far from being as important as The Emperor.
Tarkin was a patsy, an empty suit to keep the more conservative elements of the galactic senate in line and help smooth the transition from republic to empire. Once the senate was dissolved, however, he had outlived his usefulness. Not to mention that he and the other moffs tended to have a more secular authoritarian view, whereas Palpatine and Vader represented a much more dogmatic/theocratic approach to ruling the Empire. Shit was a power move, simultaneously galvanizing the Imperial public against the terrorist alliance and purging the moderate majority of the military establishment. It paved the way for policy decisions to become increasingly aligned with Sith extremist rhetoric.
Tarkin stayed on the death star out of arrogance, he thought there was no way a few X wings could bring it down and when Luke’s proton torpedoes went down he refused to believe that a shot like that could bring down the station and he didn’t try to evacuate until it was too late and got vaporized
I keep telling people, we need a show that’s just dedicated to a group of storm troopers and their everyday antics. It would most definitely sell
That would such a good casual comedy
written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
Like Troops (the 1997 short film parody of COPS) or something different?
red vs blue essentially
@@hbdragon88 yeah something like that.
Remember, If it gets copyright claimed it’s cannon.
Y E S
its cannon either way
How?
Y E S
Ah yes if this gets copy right striked it becomes a *Cannon*
The emperor must have been in an elementary school classroom in Florida when the death star was destroyed.
Naboo*
He was reading a children's book to a bunch of young pod racers when his aide learned over and whispered to him "My Lord, the death star has been hit. The Empire is under attack"
And he kept reading
Then he went into a bath room and screamed at Vader for 2 hours straight
And then the call from Vader (Robot chicken) in front of those elmentary students
This actually feels like a conversation that would actually happen.
And the blue milk! A nice touch.
There was bars and stuff in death star too lol
That's the point.
@@SubayAdamm2 This isn't taking place on a Death Star though?
@@ninjabiatch101 *too*
Oh how this has aged like fine wine
Not really, seeing as there was another death star, and also, it_was_am inside Job
You want another round?
You want another round.
Ikr
Unlike all of disney star wars!
@@nicktechnubyte1184 its stupid that Disney owns and ruining star wars
"Jedis. They hate out way of life."
man its too real
How America thinks Muslims think
@@hklegomaster don't worry it's not just Americans , some Europeans also think like that
@@KikogamerJ2 middle easterns too
Jedies? Jedie? Jais? How would the plural for Jedi really be spelled out?
@@Emrald79 ya just say ‘jedi’
Why do I feel this was an actual conversation that stormtroopers had
I mean in star wars the galaxy had billions if not trillions of inhabitants right? So how many storm troopers were recruited? Probably enough to the point where this conversation definitely happened even if the chance was 1 in a million. Stormtroopers convo is officially Canon.
This definitely happened a lot.
@@ninnikins4768 Agreement accepted.
Yes. I 100% believe that it is definitely like a conversation that Rey would have though definitely.
Because it probably was lol
The funny thing is is there actually might be “space traffic” in Star Wars since you can only jump to hyperspace in certain “highways”. So in commonly used ones there might be a bunch of ships there, but idk I’m not that knowledgeable about star wars
Yeah your correct, there are hyperspace lanes that have been planned since the dawn of the Republic’s expansion to the outer rim
@@normalchannel1522 Yes but wouldn't the chances of crashing a ship traveling in speeds of light with another traveling in speeds of light be really small? Like what are the chances someone Estee is going down the same Highway AND to a destination that is behind yours and how would you know about it for there to be traffic and not just crashes?
@@afanisthedolphin looking at how hyperspace lanes have planets in them, i am guessing one does not go all the way to their destination but takes breaks every few planets along the way. And i started reading a star wars novel and theres traffic in space apparently.
I think that in orbit around planets like Coruscant there is traffic because there are just so many ships, but I think with hyperspace lanes you can go into hyperspace at any point and still get into the lane.
@@afanisthedolphin if you are travelling at the speed of light, your matter has a very slim change of colliding with anything. someone fact-checks me on quantum physics here!
Why hasn’t the Empire released the security holograms of the supposed Xwing attacking the shaft. I bet you those proton torpedoes were fired by the Empire.
There was supposedly a raid on coruscant the same day, again no reliable footage, and the only other place in the galaxy where the details of the emperor's corruption investigation were stored...
@@grantaum9677 Yeah, I heard the naval intelligence headquarters was the target of a similar suicide mission and had to be rebuilt as well in one spot. As for the Death Star, I heard they chose to just build the central ring, and not the entire station.
Everyone thinks it was Luke who force guided those torpedoes but really it was Vader
Proton torpedoes can’t melt steel!!!
Luke had barely any training. There was a sith master not too far away in a tie fighter flying away from the death Star.
Vader did BBY
"Man there's no way the Death Star cod have been an inside job"
*watches Rogue One*
"Oh shit!"
Ok I forgot what happened In rogue one could you elaborate
@@HkPrima Galen erso the lead scientist behind its construction deliberately made the exhaust port an easy target that could destroy the whole thing
@@beanward_xd527 welp my uncle was right for once
Holy shit your right!😱
I didn’t even realize that until I saw this comment 🤣
Half the time I forget about Rouge One🤣
@@GalavantGaming Everyone forgot they saw Rogue One!
stormtroopers seem to be more sophisticated when they're not Wilhelm screaming off a balcony
~ everyone has their off days . . .
Wilhelm?? You
????
Noober Man The "Wilhelm Scream" is a stock sound effect that gets used in almost every film, also, Stormtroopers were a WWII thing, IIRC.
Noober Man 😦؟
9 years later and RUclips chooses this on this anniversary.
Still a good short after all these years…
Hilarious.
The lives of storm troopers are so underrrated
They were close to changing it- then uh they kinda blew it.
@@diamondbowgamer3812 blew it is an under statement 😒. It was a colosal waste of great story potential
Honestly it's true
For real. There’s always the comics and EU
I want whatever they're drinking.
ninjaf00t That's probably you'd put in a washing machine, just in liquid form. I suggest you not to try drinking that.
Quentin Vance But it looks soooooo tasty.
+ninjaf00t DONT DO IT BRO
+ninjaf00t Try vodka, mint liqueur, Blue Curacau and milk. Or just find some blue ice cream, melt it and add milk. Never tried either, but they sort of makes sense...
Blue milk
Recommended on 9/11
*_thanks RUclips_*
why has no-one responded to this
Little Lopez I have no idea
911 and I’m laughing
I liked this comment to put it at 666
The Clickbait of the year
Fun fact: Emperor Palpatine was in Florida reading to schoolchildren when the Death Star blew up.
No doubt reading, 'my pet sandworm'
"Emperor Palpatine, there's been a second x-wing."
@@giornogiovanna7316“A SECOND X-WING HAS HIT THE DEATH STAR“
i was going to say that@@giornogiovanna7316
Yeah, in my hometown Sarasota.
When you realize that the Death Star was full of millions of innocent people who just wanted to serve their emperor
Can we get an F in chat
F
F
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F u
This is so accurate it's scary
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I see what you did there.
What did he do?
A joke about stormtrooper aim.
I'm laughing my ass off right now thank you
You made my day
lol
"It had to be a controlled demolition" 😂 wow talk about spoilers for rogue one light years away
Kyle Orillan you know light years measures light not years
Gary M it's true
Gary M it measures how much distance light can cover in a year
Gary M wow... and you say I'm the know-it-all
Gary M Ok we're cool
*"Now hear me out. What if, instead of a huge Death Star, we build 10 million tiny ones...."*
"Well they wouldn't really be as effective, especially the canon."
Episode 9: Let’s build a thousand ships with the same power
You're hired
Troopers: a Star Wars story
The Star Wars film *everyone* would see
YES!!!!! So true!
Starring: Stormtrooper that hits head on door
as long as it is not made by disney
Daddy Smurf that’s pretty obvious
Don't forget about *gonk droid* a star wars story
Props to that group who are mature enough to still be friends regardless of disagreements or disputes they have about Death Star conspiracies
In the same unit.
Nah let nutcases like that slip out of your life, it's just not worth it.
@@alkaholic4848 they are fun to keep around. You need at least one guy like that in your friend group
@@theartillery9724 he was right though, it was a inside job. Rouge 1 the dude let the flaw in the death star exist so it had a weakness
@@theartillery9724 what if they are right tho? I mean look at Tower 7
I wish stormstroopers talked like this in the movies. This is so charming
I agree with you User Name. I also wish that stormtroopers would talked in the movies too. That would be awesome 😊 and funny. 😂
Really makes them seem like people
Close as we ever got "You know what's going on?" "Maybe its another drill."
Maybe if Tarantino directed a Star Wars film.
They already do. Pay attention to the scene where Obi Wan is disabling the shield generator in IV. Notice how they talk to each other
“There is no way one x-wing-“
“Connor no one wants to hear this”
The accuracy
I hope they add this in the new Star Wars movie
*****
its sarcasm dumbass....try learning it
+Gangstabob716 and they say sarcasm is hard to detect in written form.
Lol yeah
+Gangstabob716 Thats not what sarcasm is.
+William W WYou can't even spell and you're calling people retards?
I feel for these guys, especially the one who was on his way to the Death Star when it blew up.
I had a similar experience. I was on a shuttle back to my home planet of Alderaan for the "We Love Peace" celebration when it blew up for some reason.
I'm still not clear on what caused it.
Awkward silence.
It was a mining accident the empire confirmed it, nothing suspicious happened
I wish I could go to your galaxy 😔
Ah, tough break man. I was on kashyyk when that happened. Feels bad man.
*coughs exaggeratedly high while shooting you* Agh… sorry, I was choking.
It’s weird that this came out 11 years ago
It feels like It hasn’t aged a day
Update: even though it’s 2022 now and this video is now 12 years old it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve watched
I saw it first today yet the algorythm feeds me aliens all day.
It’s really well shot and produced gotta say
@@EllieMiller510 you said that on 9/11
It sure does feel, it was time when collegehumor was actually funny and about college kids filming. Now its 30-year old soyboys.
Right; I had to check the date
0:17 it’s been 14 years already
🥃🔥
This conversation has better script than rise of Skywalker
The toilet paper that I wipe my ass with is a better script than the new trilogy
Not sure if this being true makes it funnier or more sad.
@@Zzzquil_Lord_v2 a mix of both
The Room has a better script than Rise of Skywalker. And an orangutan actually shat on that script. Wouldn't touch the script for RoS with somebody else's turd though.
@@johnassal5838 isnt the Room like the kidnapped movie. Is it bad script wise?
This is one of the most clever videos I've ever seen
Rape is NOT funny
Artyom Chyornyj what?
@@george.w6455there was a video on my account of my friend at age 13-14 making rape jokes. The video was called “Rape is not funny”
You're all drones, especially the drones
Keep your voice down!
Your blind You are blind your blind
These are not the drones you are looking for...
+Harry Lawson "These are the drones I am looking for."
YOUR ALL bunch OF DRONES
I love how they replaced xenophobia with Jediphobia
Xenophobia is just the fear of anything perceived as foreign or strange, so it's still xenophobia
actually in-universe belief in The Force is considered a religion (Palpatine even said the jedi are religious, so whatever you'd call a religious phobia is present here equating to Islamophobia.
@@YOSH931 I think the correct term is 'Common Sense'
Saddest part of this video.... these 3 were assigned to the 2nd Death Star. Fate can be such a cruel mistress.
Well unlike the first death star which explodes in a instint, the second was falling apart as you see Luke and other Stormtroopers make a run for it. Luke also had time to drag Vaders body to a ship.
Lufienthedarklord The second one was designed the core would have a delayed explosion so the Emperor would have just enough time to walk all the way from his throne room to his transport shuttle and escape. Funny how things work out.
Ayleid King Strange isn't it? I saw Luke and Vader but....Why did they just run? Couldn't have they at least shot him? lol
HeliRy You nearly made me cry. u_ulol I'm such a baby. XD
Andy Studer At that point they didn't give a shit, they just wanted to escape the explosion
I would have totally join the Empire to hangout with these guys.
Same
You could tend a bar.
Yeah they seem pretty chill dude
@@leefy5615 maybe we should like join them or something
Of course you would. You have 666 likes!
And then Rogue One came out and the 9/11 Inside Jokes came...
This video was closer to 9/11 then we are to this video
The conspiracy theory guy makes this 100x more accurate
Well the exhaust port was pushing ton of exhaust out so really it could have been
Ironic, considering they're storm troopers
So true
@@Fellkun yeah but it's space
@@jetastronomia8400 still it could blow exhaust
I was at home eating dorito when phone ring
"The death star is kill"
"No"
white dinosaur this Made my day
@@spike28 lmao you're welcome
Am I missing something? Is this a meme I haven’t seen?
@@Playuh its a meme about a guy finding out about club penguin shutting off
I love you for this comment.
it's incredible that you can almost see their facial expressions because of how well acted this is
Twelve years later, and this is still one of the most brilliant sketches I’ve ever seen.
What are you taking about? It’s been 13 years.
What makes this even more funny is their mocking of the conspiracy guy when he was right all long there was a conspiracy with Galen Erso, the lead scientist on the project for the death star. He basically did make it a control demolition because of the weak spot he intentionally put into the space station.
@@mohsinuddin7049you don’t know how the chronology of natural events work, do you?
@@Cam_Can_Play you don’t know how sarcasm works, do you?
All the post-Rogue One people telling how it really is an inside job...
The real-life parallels are very clever and almost lets you look at things from a different perspective.
the difference is, jet fuel cant melt steal beams
Yeah but fire mixed with jet fuel can ya dumbass.
Ofcourse jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, it wouldn't even melt cheese, but if it were to be lit on fire though...
LetszRock1, no it wouldn't, look up the melting point of steel :)
Azmedon You do realize that steel beams lose strength as it get hotter and softer, right? And besides, the core of the building was already damaged from the impact and explosion from the crash.
RUclips has a sick sense of humour recommending this on the 20th anniversary of 9/11
this is like the best video from college humor.
It's awesome indeed. My only complaint is why do they have their helmets on at a bar? :P Easier to drink with them off. XD
Cameron Walker Cause storm troopers are clones. And I guess it was easier to get 3 guys than to get 1 and do the video editting to make him into 3 dudes.
Not all of them were clones, only some. Majority of Stormtroopers were just normal recruits from throughout the galaxy.
Cameron Walker Ah, maybe they should have stuck with the clones, then they might not have missed so much.
Cameron Walker
Yes and no. Some were normal guys, but the catch was that the head of the recruitment office is essentially looking for the best guy in the bunch and asks him if he'd allow them to clone him so they'd have more of an amazing soldier. It was fairly common I believe.
Grymhowl Actually from what I've read - half the time the Stormtroopers missed on purpose to try making capturing them a bit easier, which is one of the reasons they had the stun setting on the guns it just was less used. Don't forget during that time they just didn't know that much about the Rebellion. All they knew was that they stood against what the Empire stood for and didn't have a ton of support. In fact the Republic Alliance didn't get much support until after the Battle of the second Death Star.
you know what's funny? this came out in 2009 and they basically just gave the plot to star wars the force awakens.
How?
+Darth Vader
TRAITOR!!! YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!
watched thought it was recent untill your comment
No he said Luke Skywalker in Degobah, Darth Vader in a tie fighter, and Palpatine going to Hoth, it's all from the original movies
Vanessa kerr George Lucas did 9/11!!!!
"Heard they're gonna build a new one" "8 times as big"
Star Wars episode 7: the force awakens
Star Wars 8: the force presses the snooze button.
Star Wars 9: the force is late for work.
Star wars 10: Force stays in bed forever.
Star wars 11: Force breaks up.
Star wars 12: Force is sad.
Star wars 69: Force drops mixtape and dies in fire.
And that was the story of Star Wars.
+Spork healy
Star Wars 70: The Force Re-Awakens after finding out it was all a dream just to wake up in a futuristic looking Disney Studios. THE END
And then cries his sorrows away.
The force does drugs
ッ Dusken ッ And then plans to commit suicide.
Next Episode: Pray for Starkiller Base
+AJcaraballo95 So many innocent lives lost, what a waste.
+AJcaraballo95 #StormtrooperLivesMatter or #RebelLivesMatter
Yes!!
+ihavesomerice I see what you did there
+ToaOfCinema98 #KillAllJedi and #GiveMoneyToTheEmpire
No way the algorithm just did this
Got recommended to me too oof
"It was an excuse for them to go to hoth"
The funniest line
Who WOULDN’T want to go to Hoth?!
I mean, come on! A barren ice world? Sign me up!
@@elijahrobinson2362 turns out its salt.
@@lostpony4885 it’s not
Rogue One confirmed that it was in inside job.
and in 500 more years, society will FINALLY FIGURE OUT... "Wait a minute... Han, Luke, and Leia were TERRORISTS using violence to FIGHT AND KILL POLICE (Stormtroopers)! LAW ENFORCEMENT AND SOLIDERS ARE EVIL MASS MURDERERS WHO MUST BE STOPPED!"
This was made before Rogue one, CollegeHumor predicted that it really was an inside job,
M Night: what's a twist!
Rogue One confirmed that Connor was right about it being an inside job
So
Luke Skywalker=Osama Bin Laden
Palpatine= George Bush
Hoth= Iraq
lol true gold.
Dagobah - afghanistan
American Government = Empire
Al Qaeda = Rebellion
@@sinquiz5730
The Empire actually won lol
King Henry VIII Tudor yes
King Henry VIII Tudor how did the empire win?
"You're either with us, or against us" - George W Bush.
"Only a sith deals in absolutes" - Obi wan Kenobi.
"Screw you guys i'm going home"-Erik Cartmen
Mhhhmhhhhh-kenny
*mother of god*
*AMERICA IS THE SITH EMPIRE*
Aneken Yang so does that make kim jong un Yoda
Jordan Buffolino NO HE'S JABBA THE SLUTT
I’m sorry but, “if it hadn’t been for that SPACE traffic,” always makes me laugh
That and the ‘space garden’ temporary memorial.
Stormtroopers are actually big brained cause they know if they actually shot one of the main protagonists they will be hunted down and killed before the movie ends.
You mean "commit suicide like Epstein" right?
@@jasonfullerton7763 please don't make these jokes. I've bought many things from him and he is a great person.
@@MANTUEFLIE2 lmao
YT has a sick sense of humor recommending it to me today.
A Jedi bartender...damn that's effective, you could force people to order _and_ make them leave with a simple trick.
+Junior Maloko free drinks for the barkeep woo woo
Do you even have to work if you're a jedi? Can't you just walk around and make people give you money?
no because thats no the jedi way although to be fair they never condone stealing or drug use or sex emotional attachment yes but sex mindless sex nothings said about it imagine the jedi parties
sounds kind of like how the qunari do things
+Baaly Hadad qwqruopppd6adgahzhxhzh
According to Rogue One it technically was an inside job.
When you realise that a sitcom where stormtroopers just chat at a bar would actually be a good premise.
better than Space Ghost.
Better than most of the Disney Star Wars things. Would watch. The scout troopers from the end of the Mandalorian season 1 would be a better spinoff than most of it.
Cheers but Star Wars actually sounds pretty cool
@@MaynardCrow damn right. Those scout troopers were better than anything out of season three
"I don't know, I just feel like we all have really great aim until the second we put on these helmets."
LOL
I would watch an entire movie 2 hours long just about the life of a storm trooper :) i mean these 2 minutes were the best 2 minutes in my life !!!
Star Wars 7 is about a black storm trooper ... Kinda
+malamar power just a storm tropper, no need to clarify that he is black.
malamar power lel
+lord grim nigtrooper
+Kermit Frog (Kerm)
That was a BAD joke. XD
"it was a controlled demolition" Thats what got me there!
Your grandma in the picture still breathing?
RUclips recommending me this today is kind of twisted
"It had to be a controlled demolition"
It kinda was Acctualy.
Connor nobody wants to hear this crap.
@@SuperBuildsInMC You're blind
Rogue One isn't Canon.
Continuity and Canon are entirely different things.
Lucas' creation, Lucas' say.
Had to be
Thisis Theway Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney.
Why are they accusing the Jedis? I doubt they even know what Jedis are, they should have been accusing the rebels instead
+JasonJacksonJames That's also kind of part of the whole 9/11 thing. Wrongly blaming a religion.
Jedi where only killed about 20years before this happened.
+JasonJacksonJames They killed them. Of course they know.
+JasonJacksonJames they automatically assume all rebels are jedis racists
+Axentec Actually many stormtroopers weren't clone troopers. Only few were, very little were remaining...
But guess the tales would have passed on tho.
The fact this was recommended to at 9/12 after 9/11
Luke = Osama
Hoth = Iraq
The emperor= George bush
Jedi= Muslims
X-wing = plane
God I love these guys
hazza connor brock matt sam
Clarification:
Osama had nothing to do with 9/11.
+z firebender he is the leader of alqueada. U give me cancer
hazza connor brock matt sam wtf why hoth iraq not fair :D
true
hazza connor brock matt sam Mind Blown...Childhood Ruined.
I was gonna make a 9/11 joke but it just fell flat.
You mean like Hillary at the 9/11 memorial?
Miranox dang
Chad Kirby don't joke about 9/11 it's just plane wrong
You all are evil, I like it!
I rate this joke about 9 out of 11
Leia Organa - "Some people did something.."
Dj Stereophonik omfg dude so wrong yet so funny 🤣🤣🤣
Neato.
lmao
A bit more than just some people hahaha
Organa or Osama? Think about it.
I got recommended this the day before the 20th anniversary....
ok
They didnt talk about all the troopers suffering from space asbestos cancer after exposure
just makes my blood boil, that to this day, the First Order can't commit to a fund for those guys...how many space mines do we have again? and how many enslaved species?!
Wait a minute:
-Blue Milk
-Building a Death Star 8x as big
-Troopers talking bad about the empire
-“Palpatine let it happen”
-“You’re blind and a bunch of drones”
Did they predict the fall of the new trilogy 🧐
Wow. That is unreal. It’s like JJ and Rian used this as their roadmap..
Blue milk: A callback to A New Hope when they had blue milk at breakfast.
Building a Death Star 8x as big: Literally the catalyst for the second half of Return of the Jedi.
Troopers talking bad about the empire: You think this didn’t happen or wasn’t thought about before the Sequels? Also, these stormtroopers were volunteers or conscripts. Finn was stolen as a child.
“Palpatine let it happen”: I don’t know what you’re trying to connect this to, but it’s just a commentary on/joke about conspiracy theories.
“You’re blind and a bunch of drones”: Ditto on the last one.
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12 years on this is still one of College Humour’s best sketches ever. So funny
" You want another round "
-- Bartender waves his hand ...
LOL ! 😂❤️
Usually takes a hot bartender, to change minds like that :).
"Why not, we can't even drink in these helmets."
@@davidm5707 lmao I was wondering that the whole vid
Late comment but it legends the bar tender in Mos Eisly was actually force sensitive.
1:59. He was right. He predicted rouge one. It was a controlled explosion. Erso built the weakness so it would blow up easily.
Is it just me or is it funny that despite the helmets being similar, each helmet displays its wearer's expression
The head movement from the one at 0:44. It's so tiny but it adds so much.
Great recommendation RUclips
See's title of video: "That's horrible"
Watches video: "This was actually kind of brilliant"
"You're Drones, especially the drones" LOLOL
Just pure genius
Got recommended this on the 20th anniversary of 9/11. RUclips knows
Am I the only one who is really bugged by the slight differences in their costumes.
+RedShirtGuy96 same
+RedShirtGuy96 The Empire had several companies working on the same costume, heck even the movies have some differences.
+RedShirtGuy96 I am quite bugged by it, especially since none of them conform to Stormtrooper standards. One has his upper chest plate in his lower chest, another has his bicep armor inside the bell armor, the third his shoulder straps aren't strapped properly and his left hand guard is using a white strap.
+RedShirtGuy96 maybe done on purpose to give each trooper a "character"
*****
It's possible they are on shore patrol and taking a break. Most patrols are told to take a 10 minute break after 5 hours or so.
Explains the lack of alcohol.
X-wings can't melt steel beams! Spread the word!
THEY WERE RIGHT
IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB
Wow this is either incredibly good or awful timing of the algorithm
Lol after rogue one, this is support by canonical evidence because there was an actual intentional flaw in the Death Star
Total fucking conspiracy, I mean, the shaft was RAY SHIELDED which, anyone will tell you is fucking hard to do. That's an expensive job, not like standard deflector shields which are a credit a dozen but unless you OVERLAP ray shields AND deflector shields then ballistics can still get through. Coincidence that a proton torpedo just so HAPPENS to be two-meters wide and just so HAPPENS to be the only thing that could've gone through a ray shield? I THINK NOT. #looserange
+Barrobroadcastmaster three words gridlocked exhaust vent and the bomb never makes it through
so theres no way to protect against a photon torpedo that doesnt block venting
im saying surely theres a way to protect that vent against even photon torpedos without making the vent redundant
thank you for that lovely airplane quote
+WinstonSmith6079 :D
weird that i got this recommended to me today
"You're drones."
"You're all drones"
"Even those drones."
I thought it was "especially the drones"
(waves hand) You will make another.
i love their facial expresion
I was like "Oh yea I agree their facial expressions were pretty funny", then I got the joke and laughed some more.
TheEllimist lmfao good job!
*Funny how this is recommended 2 days before 9/11…*
this makes it even scarier that in Rogue One the Death Star was an inside job.
Conner: “Darth Vader happens to be in a TIE fighter when the whole thing comes down? Come on!”
Me: Grand Moff Tarkin was on the Death Star when it was destroyed and he’s (in terms of the Imperial government hierarchy) not to far from being as important as The Emperor.
Vader was the only person the Emperor didn’t consider expendable.
Tarkin was a patsy, an empty suit to keep the more conservative elements of the galactic senate in line and help smooth the transition from republic to empire. Once the senate was dissolved, however, he had outlived his usefulness. Not to mention that he and the other moffs tended to have a more secular authoritarian view, whereas Palpatine and Vader represented a much more dogmatic/theocratic approach to ruling the Empire. Shit was a power move, simultaneously galvanizing the Imperial public against the terrorist alliance and purging the moderate majority of the military establishment. It paved the way for policy decisions to become increasingly aligned with Sith extremist rhetoric.
@@RandyRhoadsRules3 Not expendable YET.
Tarkin stayed on the death star out of arrogance, he thought there was no way a few X wings could bring it down and when Luke’s proton torpedoes went down he refused to believe that a shot like that could bring down the station and he didn’t try to evacuate until it was too late and got vaporized
Darth Vader engineered the Death Star's destruction to create an opening for the Grand Moff position, which he was planning to fill!
RUclips RECOMMENDED IT ON THE PERFECT DAY
Wow
Force can't melt Mandalorian iron beams!
I was looking for a comment like this! loool
+Francisco Marino Geonosians built the death star, not mandalorians!
+Alex Brewer Or did they...
nope. end of episode 2. poggle the lesser and geonosian scientists come up with the death star plans. and they build it.
This is just like what post nine eleven was. It is hilarious how they paint the story!
how old are you??
***** "He's not legal"
lol wat
Magicman he means the picture but that doesnt really matter much >..>
Does it frustrate anyone else how it translates "wat"?
Magicman No I actually got a chuckle out of it.
It was such a world-changing event it's how time is measured in the Star Wars universe.