Siskel and Ebert Outtakes Rant 2 - McDonald's

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2008
  • Watch as Siskel mercilessly mocks Ebert's weight! "He's the only guy to ever answer yes to every question he's asked at McDonald's"
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  • @tdivad
    @tdivad 15 лет назад +128

    I love how Gene can laugh at himself just as much as he dished it out at Roger. I miss those guys.

  • @j.patrickboyce5513
    @j.patrickboyce5513 6 лет назад +123

    “Do you know for Gene, speech is a second language?”
    #deeeeeeaaaaaddddddddddddd

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 года назад +5

      Roger was so witty! I loved both of them. RIP guys.

    • @kamdan2011
      @kamdan2011 2 года назад +1

      Fucking hilarious when you consider what happened to Ebert’s mouth.

    • @stacyburton280
      @stacyburton280 2 месяца назад

      I say that all the time!

  • @GP1138
    @GP1138 6 месяцев назад +10

    No matter how many times I see this, ".... the following" never fails to slay me.

  • @awr2217
    @awr2217 10 месяцев назад +14

    So bitter sweet to watch these men. When I was a teenager in Detroit, Michigan back in the seventies every Saturday I couldn't wait to watch them on Sneak Previews. They taught me the beauty and essence of film and acting. And they're one of the best comedy teams ever. Thank you Gene. Thank you Roger.

  • @joellindhorst3083
    @joellindhorst3083 3 года назад +39

    "One of everything to go! And one of everything to stay here!" I. AM. DEAD. HAHA

    • @Gynecologist
      @Gynecologist 3 года назад +2

      Lol. Can you IMAGINE the quantity of food that would be!

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 16 лет назад +181

    I love how Ebert starts REVIEWING Siskel's insults.

  • @Anarchist86ed
    @Anarchist86ed 16 лет назад +66

    Noone can deny they had a chemistry that has never been matched.

  • @wasteland70
    @wasteland70 16 лет назад +61

    "He ordered a cone and a sundae!" LMAO! I watch this a few times a day. I love it.

  • @KOHF34
    @KOHF34 9 лет назад +152

    That's true friendship.

    • @daveybaby131
      @daveybaby131 9 лет назад +6

      Two ugly old drunks who are dead

    • @rosebug1999
      @rosebug1999 6 лет назад +5

      KOHF34 absolutely a true friendship

    • @DLSacks
      @DLSacks 5 лет назад +7

      Ebert took his last drink in the late 60s, decades before their TV show.

    • @bloboshitful
      @bloboshitful 5 лет назад +3

      @@DLSacks it is drunk here

    • @kellygreen5556
      @kellygreen5556 5 лет назад +2

      @@bloboshitful I get it now. Although Ebert looked like hell before and after cancer...although he was a total failure at writing screenplays and produced garbage demeaning to women......"he" chatted about which movie these boys should see. That makes him "way cool" and immortal in their little boy eyes. they are ignorant of Ebert's history. The fantasy world of Hollywood fills their lonely nights. Ebert is gone and forgotten. I am here to howl at these freaks who admire his sweater vests and giant glasses. It is the only date they will ever have!

  • @BooNube
    @BooNube 9 лет назад +329

    Anyone who looks at this and doesn't see two guys who loved the hell out of each other just doesn't get guys.

    • @bloboshitful
      @bloboshitful 5 лет назад +2

      Ebert fanboys are complete losers who make him seem like Miss America. Any bullshit ( Hollywood escapism from sad reality) turns them on

    • @domine3
      @domine3 4 года назад +18

      @MotherofGodandSatan You're a turd. You know when things don't go well for you, remember it's because you're such a scumbag douche.

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 3 года назад +4

      @MotherofGodandSatan He quit drinking in 1979, asshole.

    • @rupertpupkin1476
      @rupertpupkin1476 3 года назад

      @MotherofGodandSatan you seem to be a generally unpleasant person, that is all.

    • @kellygreen5556
      @kellygreen5556 3 года назад +2

      @MotherofGodandSatan You are right. He was a mutant before cancer

  • @boledle
    @boledle 3 года назад +22

    What a wonderful, rare working relationship these two had. And hearing Siskel F-bomb ... priceless

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 6 лет назад +27

    "I don't know how many items there are, but they've worked him through the whole fuckin' menu."

  • @wasteland70
    @wasteland70 16 лет назад +35

    I love how they are able to laugh at themselves. It's hysterical. You would think they'd be snobs, but they laugh at their own flawes. Love it. (Like I said before, I watch this a few times a day!)

  • @rayharryhausen6
    @rayharryhausen6 11 лет назад +57

    "Do you want cheese with your cheeseburger?"
    "Yes."

  • @nunyabidness4220
    @nunyabidness4220 10 месяцев назад +3

    "They ask Roger if you want cheese with your cheeseburger, he says yes!" -- I have no idea why that's so funny, but it is.

  • @hoyit
    @hoyit 4 года назад +8

    I’m 42 here in 2020. Watching this makes me miss not only them, so much, but life in the 80’s and 90’s.

  • @kevinhoffman8112
    @kevinhoffman8112 4 года назад +25

    Gene: He ordered every FUCKING thing they had!
    Priceless!!

    • @LDVenus-kz2lc
      @LDVenus-kz2lc 2 года назад +4

      It’s always weird hearing a daytime tv personality curse like that lol

    • @MiltonRosso
      @MiltonRosso 2 года назад +2

      A bit shocking to hear siskel swear

    • @LDVenus-kz2lc
      @LDVenus-kz2lc 2 года назад

      @@MiltonRosso that’s what I’m saying

  • @MrJoeDoolittle
    @MrJoeDoolittle 11 лет назад +25

    I love how quickly they transition back into the script for the promo.

  • @DarkquestDeathhunter
    @DarkquestDeathhunter 13 лет назад +28

    "And also this week, Michael Keaton's new comeeOOOOOEUD"....that's when the 20 kiloton nuclear blast went off and decimated 2/3 of metropolitan Chicago.

  • @alsoknownas875
    @alsoknownas875 10 лет назад +56

    "Shake-milk" might be my new favorite non-word.

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 3 года назад +7

    “Mr. Jones could you come out here, you can understand Mr. Siskel can’t you?”

  • @tdsafff
    @tdsafff 15 лет назад +19

    "He ordered a cone AND a sundae" fucking hilarious!!!

  • @RenMartin2210
    @RenMartin2210 8 лет назад +39

    These guys were a riot.

    • @babsyboone4482
      @babsyboone4482 5 лет назад

      These two and their tired fans were totally UNcool

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 2 года назад +13

    I love how they laugh at each other’s insults. Neither are very good at insulting the other so in the end everyone’s having a good time

  • @jakemetzgar
    @jakemetzgar 5 лет назад +17

    Roasting each other just like two teenaged brothers would! Love it!

  • @zillsburyy1
    @zillsburyy1 9 лет назад +34

    LOL "the following!"

  • @Fgermay
    @Fgermay 11 лет назад +9

    Mr. Ebert, you are an inspiration, a hero, and my role model. But I refuse to type that you "were" an inspiration. My brain can't handle that sort of grief just yet.

  • @wasteland70
    @wasteland70 16 лет назад +15

    can't get enough of this. i have a brother, unfortunately, he's 35 years younger than me. if he weren't we'd be just like this. thanks so much for posting this. i'll tell ya, i'm in the grip of a serious depression and this video really, truly brings me out of it. thanks so much for posting this. if you have any other siskel/ebert madness, please post it. thanks again.

  • @markh.
    @markh. Год назад +3

    Ebert always said he was in a marriage with Siskel and they turned out to be best friends and brothers for decades. One of the Ebert's last interview through a voicebox he said "I miss the hell out of that guy"....

  • @emaresea
    @emaresea 11 лет назад +14

    RIP Siskel & Ebert.

  • @SheenaJackson39
    @SheenaJackson39 6 лет назад +14

    S&E were the best! I miss them both so much.

  • @bobthebear1246
    @bobthebear1246 9 лет назад +36

    LMFAO!! God, I fucking miss them both!!

    • @Dottiecurran
      @Dottiecurran 9 лет назад +3

      McDonald's makes me want to eat. Ebert makes me want to puke

    • @ThePoreproductions
      @ThePoreproductions 9 лет назад +3

      Dottiecurran WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????????????????????????

    • @NovaJake360
      @NovaJake360 9 лет назад +1

      Dottiecurran You must like to puke since you watch these videos.

    • @Dottiecurran
      @Dottiecurran 9 лет назад

      Jack Torrance I guess anything is better than seeing you suck off fatso Ebert again!
      PS- I have never seen this vid, I come here to howl at Ebert fans

    • @NovaJake360
      @NovaJake360 9 лет назад +2

      Dottiecurran Woah, keep your fantasies of sucking Roger Ebert to yourself bub.

  • @cannedmusic
    @cannedmusic 6 лет назад +9

    "yes, I'll have everything on the menu, twice, the menu AND the 'Thank you, please come again' and 'No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service' signs, also"

  • @m.e.valdez8662
    @m.e.valdez8662 2 года назад +3

    Omg! I love this. Lol. R. I. P. To both critics!! I miss you!

  • @wesj1989
    @wesj1989 14 лет назад +9

    I LOVE that Gene Siskel can laugh at himself!!

  • @JFadel
    @JFadel 15 лет назад +7

    God! I grew up watching these guys. I remember I wanted so much for the weekend to arrive just so I can hear these guys talk about movies. I actually think they were a big contribution as to why I decided filmmaking as a career. Aww, I will miss this show :(

  • @wavyg_1
    @wavyg_1 16 лет назад +6

    This is great. They had great banter on and off screen. It was like they hated each other, but at the same time, they almost loved each other. Like a great comic duo, they took incredibly daring and nasty shots at each other, but could always laugh about it, and in the end it always worked.

  • @cupofwater1256
    @cupofwater1256 2 года назад +4

    Broke: Siskel and Ebert viciously arguing
    Woke: Two bros casually roasting each other

  • @malevolentgaze9391
    @malevolentgaze9391 10 месяцев назад +1

    “Salad cherry pie and a coke, on the burger”
    That killed me lmao

  • @Wilco362
    @Wilco362 15 лет назад +10

    This was the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Both guys were hilarious.

  • @jainee4507
    @jainee4507 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Roger's first language is....Yes I'll have apple pie with my order"

  • @nicholasnelson6102
    @nicholasnelson6102 7 лет назад +67

    I rate that F Bomb to thumbs up

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 6 лет назад +4

      Nicholas Nelson *Two

    • @GeoffBosco
      @GeoffBosco 3 года назад +2

      "I knew you couldn't keep that string going much longer without a grammitical error."

  • @DS8379
    @DS8379 2 года назад +1

    The Chicago Boyz ❤️ miss them so much!

  • @hmbpnz
    @hmbpnz 11 лет назад +10

    Mr. Siskel appears to be hammered. I mean, he seems straight-up drunk!

    • @musicman76enator
      @musicman76enator 6 лет назад +4

      hmbpnz Lol those two were drunk half the time anyway!!! Hahahaha

  • @sammykewlguy
    @sammykewlguy 3 года назад +8

    I miss these guys! This is a funny clip but it’s also sad because in retrospect, I wonder if his speech issues were early warning signs of his illness. But it’s best to look back at the good times and laugh at how these two could enjoy some bantering with each other.

    • @daviddufresne343
      @daviddufresne343 3 года назад +3

      RoboCop came out in 1987. He was diagnosed with brain cancer in 1998. Hopefully he wasn't suffering from the effects that early on.

    • @kevinhoffman8112
      @kevinhoffman8112 2 года назад +7

      Gene Siskel had a speech impediment from birth. Look at some of their movie reviews from the seventies and he still talked that way.

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 4 месяца назад

      I’m pretty sure he had a few drinks while filming. Really don’t think it has anything to do with his illness that he wasn’t diagnosed with until about ten years later.

  • @mikeclements4402
    @mikeclements4402 3 года назад +2

    Man you can already tell from just the show but Roger is a funny ass dude!

  • @jonathanbirch2022
    @jonathanbirch2022 2 года назад +1

    These two were clearly soul mates, I love this sh-t hahaha

  • @sleuthentertainment5872
    @sleuthentertainment5872 6 месяцев назад

    After all the sarcasm insults I can only listen "God, I love this guy" and "I love him too"

  • @armadillo01
    @armadillo01 16 лет назад +6

    "shakemilk! pounder quarter!" LOL

  • @JamesBaldwinIsGod
    @JamesBaldwinIsGod 16 лет назад +9

    So hilarious and beautiful. The two of them were so magical together, it almost didn't seem real, too good to be true.
    It killed me to see Siskel cough like that, because somehow of knowing what was gonna happen so many years later. His death still makes me wanna cry to this day.

  • @BarrelShape
    @BarrelShape 11 лет назад +5

    "They ask Roger do you want cheese with your cheeseburger, he says 'yes'" lol!

  • @curleed85
    @curleed85 5 месяцев назад

    In later years, Ebert probably would have said “Yes” to, “Would you like to super-size that?”

  • @chickenringNYC
    @chickenringNYC 16 лет назад +3

    Siskel's laugh at :54 or so is great.. like he's saying "Ok.. here we GO!"

  • @unclebobunclebob
    @unclebobunclebob 10 лет назад +4

    I feel cheated. They really edited this for the Ebert Doc. This is WAY THE FUCK BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DisneyVideoArchive
    @DisneyVideoArchive 3 года назад +2

    I’ll have the following, and another thing, and another thing, and pickles.

  • @gamer46ful
    @gamer46ful 13 лет назад +6

    LMFAO!! I can't believe what I'm hearing, it's awesome!

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ironically, Gene's screen presence was the more polished of the two, I always thought. And here he is getting dragged for flubbing lines. 😂 I never regarded these two as the pinnacle of critical acumen or whatever, very middlebrow, but they were good journalists and excellent TV presenters, and as a duo, they were unrivaled at this popular-level movie review TV thing. They were household names for a reason, and none of Gene's successors could ever quite fill his shoes, in my opinion.

  • @wasteland70
    @wasteland70 3 года назад +1

    It cracks me up every time. Unique and brilliant men

  • @Undersilent
    @Undersilent 16 лет назад +2

    This video is hilarious! They made such an awesome pair. Thanks a lot for sharing. :)

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 13 лет назад +3

    Siskel seemed to be having such a good time there!
    "The following..."

  • @Frank_Cohen
    @Frank_Cohen 14 лет назад

    Man, this is great schtick! What entertainment for those working on the set and, now, for us. Thanks so much for posting this, plinko23

  • @waynefoolx
    @waynefoolx 15 лет назад +1

    everyone talks about how they hated each other. seems to me they clearly liked each other so much that they felt comfortable joking around.

  • @bigpunholla
    @bigpunholla 16 лет назад +4

    That was fantastic! "I'll have the following and another thing!" hahaha

  • @IbrahimHoldsForth
    @IbrahimHoldsForth Год назад

    around the same age, working in the same city for competing newspapers, a real "rival" relationship, always trying to top each other. Ebert was the better critic and Siskel the better tv personality...

  • @DJRitty
    @DJRitty 5 лет назад +2

    This was AWESOME!!!! Thanks. His impression of Gene was hilarious

  • @CaitieLou
    @CaitieLou 11 лет назад +3

    LOL, they're like a stand-up team!

  • @alexthompson9516
    @alexthompson9516 Год назад +1

    Roger's jokes were brilliant because he was mocking every detail of Gene. Gene was just mocking Roger's weight.

  • @sammykewlguy
    @sammykewlguy 15 лет назад +6

    Two type A personalities at their fiery best. Good times! I miss Siskel so much and I love Ebert. I hope he's around for a long time...

  • @jameshaury2716
    @jameshaury2716 6 лет назад +6

    oh my, was all the tv I watched this low in resolution.

  • @wasteland70
    @wasteland70 16 лет назад +1

    I think this video shows what great friends they truly were.

  • @deej240z
    @deej240z 16 лет назад

    Man, they were the best. Thanks for sharing.

  • @sanjacraven36
    @sanjacraven36 14 лет назад

    Thank you for posting this!

  • @WKRPinCINN
    @WKRPinCINN 13 лет назад +2

    Siskel's cough (2:02) is so prolific.

  • @EthanJohn1986
    @EthanJohn1986 16 лет назад +3

    I knew they fought alot but I had no idea to what extent thisis HILARIOUS!! they are so sarcastic and brutal its great

  • @jonahanthony266
    @jonahanthony266 2 года назад +1

    1:06
    You can tell at that point that Roger is thinking "ok Gene, that's enough."

  • @mannygee005
    @mannygee005 15 лет назад +4

    They were both laughing the entire time on this one. It looks like this is what they do to kill time between camera takes. Also it keeps their rivalry sharp for the show. Probably like a warm up routine. Want to see more.

  • @theowlreviewerofficial
    @theowlreviewerofficial 5 лет назад

    How awesome and hilarious would it be to see a movie just with these two talking about movies and having conversations about anything. Just mix in the scenarios and style of the writing from something like Fargo, Pulp Fiction and the realistic dialogue from the Before Trilogy and My Dinner with Andre

  • @greg55666
    @greg55666 4 года назад +1

    This was really great. Two people laughing at the other's insults of them.

  • @mdelar
    @mdelar 16 лет назад

    Aw...those were the days...everything I learned from film criticism, I learned from these two...especially Ebert :) Thx for posting!
    Manny

  • @swededen8314
    @swededen8314 3 года назад

    This is probably one of the greatest things I've seen in the last 10 years

  • @BelatedCommiseration
    @BelatedCommiseration 12 лет назад +1

    I wish there was more out takes like this with Siskle and Ebert just ripping into each other...they obviously both find it hilarious and they obviously got on together quite well to be able to dish it out like that....

  • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
    @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 6 лет назад +1

    i wonder what guy was like fuck it, im taking this shit home and converting it online hahaha

  • @mindriot91_96
    @mindriot91_96 3 года назад +1

    Haha, they're definitely blazed :)) It looks like they just discovered sinsemilla.

  • @robertzerep91
    @robertzerep91 9 лет назад +20

    They look high! lol

  • @errose5967
    @errose5967 2 года назад

    My god this is hilarious. I loved these guys back in the day. Their Letterman appearances are great too.

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC 2 года назад +1

    Now, this is how you do a roast. Lighthearted, but pointed. Laugh at each other laughing at yourselves. (:

  • @TempleofAmon666
    @TempleofAmon666 3 года назад +1

    God damn Siskel is loaded.

  • @larrylollis5875
    @larrylollis5875 7 месяцев назад +1

    R.I.P Gene and Roger

  • @thereefshark
    @thereefshark 15 лет назад +2

    They may go back and forth a lot, but it's obvious this is more friends messing with each opposed to cruelty; otherwise both of them wouldn't be laughing their asses off.
    Plus Ebert talks about Siskel a lot in his blog even though he's been dead all these years.

  • @ranickhaan
    @ranickhaan 2 года назад +1

    Interactions like this can’t take place anymore, at least not without someone crying to HR.

  • @jonathandewberry289
    @jonathandewberry289 3 года назад

    Holy Eff this is Pure Gold!

  • @joshbusby47
    @joshbusby47 11 лет назад +2

    0:46 Hilarious! Also, what a great sport Gene is!

  • @Maarow
    @Maarow 16 лет назад

    A side to them we don't often see, lol. This is hilarious, thanks for posting.

  • @Gravyballs2011
    @Gravyballs2011 3 года назад +1

    This back & forth reminds me of the "do you know how I know you're gay" scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin. LOL!

  • @BenRosarioJr.
    @BenRosarioJr. 4 месяца назад

    Jesus Gene, what a fresh roasting

  • @SB992REBORN
    @SB992REBORN 9 месяцев назад

    Shake milk ShakeMilk SHAKEMILK!😂🎉

  • @tylermane77
    @tylermane77 13 лет назад +1

    Seeing Siskel curse is golden

  • @abe_froman8360
    @abe_froman8360 5 лет назад

    They were both giving it to each other pretty good.

  • @SB992REBORN
    @SB992REBORN 9 месяцев назад

    I don't like siskel on his views on movies but this clip with them is golden and hilarious!

  • @Dukeofcrow
    @Dukeofcrow 14 лет назад +1

    man these guys could probably come up with the best yo mama jokes