Is it because you are preparing for the next time you have to deal with a third party site, or because you tried to without the proper training? It's ok, we won't judge... too harshly. As long as you won lol.
Good things always get ruined by a handful of people, also Corporations. Corporations have terrible policies and whenever employees complain they get ignored or fired.
@@custom3828 No, no, I’m pretty sure it was time travel. You can see he has a star next to his name, that signifies people who are outside of their natural time stream
Customer Support: "How may I help you?" Customer: "The child I bought won't stop screaming about wanting their mommy and wanting to go home." Customer Support: "Did you try chocolate?" Customer: "No, the child is diabetic. Also, can I just get a refund and return this kid? I'm not paying hundreds a month for insulin." Customer Support: "Okay, Your refund has been issued." Customer: "Thanks!" Customer Support: "Hey, Jack? We've got a return. Can you go pick up a child from this address?" Jack: "Sure! No problem!" Customer Support: "Thanks, Jack. I can always count on you."
Being able and willing to buy a kid from dark web, but not able nor willing to pay for insulin was priceless. This comment was a brilliant addition to a brilliant video.
@@attilakovacs6496 Thank you. =) I wrote it thinking about all the movies where the kidnapped child, usually Dakota Fanning, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS needs some kind of medicine for extra tension.
surprisingly some darkweb sites do have customer service but it's mostly just in the case that the seller doesn't ship the product even tho they said they would.
@@samuelmellars7855 yes that and also some of them even have some morals. i know it's weird but alot of those darkweb shops won't allow the sale of guns for an example.
@@lazarussevy2777 i just happen to enjoy browsing through darkweb sometimes. i know i am weird but that's the truth. well i guess it's not that weird to be interested this stuff. alot people even watch this type of stuff on youtube.
Can't remember last time I could understand more than half of what CS says anymore. That's only if it just give me a bot that tells me to check the faq
And doubles down on watching a guy take a beartrap to the balls once he can't get new eyeballs, because it's a school night. In for a penny, in for a pound I guess.
Customer: You sent the wrong organ. Support: Did you remember to click the dropdown to specify which organ you wanted to order? Customer: Oh no! I did not see that... If I do an exchange, do I have to pay for expedited shipping again?
This works in large part because of Zach's voice and delivery. The same material wouldn't land as well with a different actor. Also the broad range of topics is just all over the place. And dark. I like dark.
Does anyone know the number for the customer service? I bought an organ, but I thought I was buying Oregon. Trying to see if I can get some credit back.
Fun fact: the dark web has the most honest product reviews, because they are mandatory and nobody wants to face the consequences of leaving a fake review there. And they are surprisingly chill, too. Edit because youtube doesn't let me reply: A professor I had at university did some research about them, and he shared some of his results with us. Apparently, the reviews there are way more honest than literally anywhere else.
@JCel The last thing definitely happens but there usually aren't bots because of the nature of accessing the sites. Kind of hard to program a bot to go through all the steps of using TOR, going through the various capatchas etc.
Actually the customer service was good on there, they offered me a full refund but also told me that this particular seller does have a bad habit of replying slow, once a week or so and it had been 2 days. They said they can give me the full refund now or I can wait one more day, sure enough he replied that next day but it was pretty cool there were so helpful
At 3:50, I get it's leading to a joke, but that guy was refunded for the hitman, so technically it isn't his anymore. So why's he care? (I guess it brings unwanted attention...)
The dark web does have a customer service line. It is surprisingly organized. It’s almost like it is a lucrative business, and pleasing customers is always a means to profit, isn’t it?
This guy probably never was on the dark web for real, but some of the dealers there are really nice people, doing everything they can for their customers.
I got to the part where he said they needed to fill out more information on the form and I thought it would just turn out that the support line was a scam to get their info 🤣
I was waiting for a reference to Diddy procuring a meet up with Justin bieber as a child, and then having an interview in the forest... part 2 perhaps?
I’ve actually had to use customer service on darkweb markets before, on 2 separate occasions. The two times my orders didn’t come. One of the times I got my money back and ordered from a different vendor and the other time, who knows, their escrow protection like failed and I got robbed. 😢
I don't know about now, but dealers would actually respond to my concerns and even agreed to send the stuff again, for free , one time. I told them to just wait a few more days, maybe it will show up, and yes, indeed, it finally arrived via my country's crappy post service. They weren't jerks, and I wasn't either, but still, i could have gotten my order twice for no extra cost. So there, it actually was great customer service!
This channel is definitely getting smarter than I'm able to keep up with. But the parts that I understand make me laugh uproariously. Science Speed Mr. Star Himself.
Ignore the scratch on my face lol, I got it from Jiu Jitsu class.
I was about to call 911 and say the real deep web kidnapped you 👀
Zach we know it's embarassing to admit you fell cheek-first on the doorknob but you don't have to lie to us
Is it because you are preparing for the next time you have to deal with a third party site, or because you tried to without the proper training?
It's ok, we won't judge... too harshly. As long as you won lol.
Tbh I wanna know how the fuck you got scratched like that....was there a mountain lion you got paired up in sparring with?
Zach star & jay daddy need to do a collab that would be the funniest shit ever
"What organ got hurt, can you check?"
"Nope, I got a weak stomach."
"Call us back when you don't."
"Great! I've got a customer looking for a stomach."
Well there you have it, we'll send you a new one.
are you an AI bot or just stupid. where in the video does he say "what organ got hurt "
A hitman with a weak stomach. Must be a premium member
love how it all came together beautifully at the end
Zach Star understands Chekov’s gun better than most modern writers.
@@pollall2793 and he was willing-
@tzarg But was he ready?
@tzargmy man got shot with the gun, someone call an organ for em
Was just about to say this
I wish there was this level of customer service
There was, the problem is the customers, a bunch of Karens ruined it for the rest of us, 🤷♂️.
@@elmodelo101 I think all the Karens and Kevins disappear on the dark web, making it a much more friendly and efficient place.
Would be so nice to instantly get a hitman when you are robbed
You know, like a policeman, but he actually get there fast
Good things always get ruined by a handful of people, also Corporations. Corporations have terrible policies and whenever employees complain they get ignored or fired.
@@elmodelo101 I wish youtube could stop deleting comments for no reason.
This all went precisely as well as it possibly could
Time traveler
@@Satictnot that, members who payed for $5 or more monthly, gets early access to videos.
@@custom3828 No, no, I’m pretty sure it was time travel. You can see he has a star next to his name, that signifies people who are outside of their natural time stream
This sounds like somthing the last person in existence would say
@@custom3828 Joke's on you, my currency is shit so I get regional priced to $1
Customer Support: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "The child I bought won't stop screaming about wanting their mommy and wanting to go home."
Customer Support: "Did you try chocolate?"
Customer: "No, the child is diabetic. Also, can I just get a refund and return this kid? I'm not paying hundreds a month for insulin."
Customer Support: "Okay, Your refund has been issued."
Customer: "Thanks!"
Customer Support: "Hey, Jack? We've got a return. Can you go pick up a child from this address?"
Jack: "Sure! No problem!"
Customer Support: "Thanks, Jack. I can always count on you."
Being able and willing to buy a kid from dark web, but not able nor willing to pay for insulin was priceless.
This comment was a brilliant addition to a brilliant video.
@@attilakovacs6496 Thank you. =) I wrote it thinking about all the movies where the kidnapped child, usually Dakota Fanning, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS needs some kind of medicine for extra tension.
Jack is the truly the goat
@@attilakovacs6496 gotta keep the standards. I would not pay those monsters too.
jack is so sigma
That man was ABLE and willing to assist
“That’ll probably be a future video”
This HAS to be foreshadowing 👀
Subtle foreshadowing
brother it ain't foreshadowing if they just ***tell*** you whats going to happen
No, it doesn't.
He is just telling us the title of his next video
But what if it's not?
Zach Star's bills are due he's pumping these vids like crazy
Nah it's the Christmas elevated ad revenue
Nope moron it's Advent Calendar Event he is doing video a day whole of December
It's the advent calendar thing he does every year. Haven't you got used to it by now?
@@TaurielTheElf Advent Calendar thing?
@@matrol2a video every day, like you take a chocolate every day from an advent calendar
When all the plotline come together - thats just beautiful.
surprisingly some darkweb sites do have customer service but it's mostly just in the case that the seller doesn't ship the product even tho they said they would.
👀
Well yeah, they want to keep their customer base happy and spending money
@@samuelmellars7855 yes that and also some of them even have some morals. i know it's weird but alot of those darkweb shops won't allow the sale of guns for an example.
How do you know that?
@@lazarussevy2777 i just happen to enjoy browsing through darkweb sometimes. i know i am weird but that's the truth. well i guess it's not that weird to be interested this stuff. alot people even watch this type of stuff on youtube.
4:02 bloody brilliant
Zach tied it all together perfectly in the end!
1:28 Lost it at the indignation "But I have to fill this out???"
Now imagine if regular businesses had this level of customer service.
Can't remember last time I could understand more than half of what CS says anymore. That's only if it just give me a bot that tells me to check the faq
I did not know where the organ was going until the end, well-played.
I love how everything ties in together. Except for the guy who watched man get shreded on a school night.
And doubles down on watching a guy take a beartrap to the balls once he can't get new eyeballs, because it's a school night. In for a penny, in for a pound I guess.
Well, it /was/ on a school night.
If you've been random searching on dark web, you'll understand that isn't the worst thing one can see 😅
@@serikazero128 Oh, it absolutely isn't. I'm just saying the poor chap is the only one who didn't get his problem fixed by the customer service.
"Well that will probably be a future video" but seriously Zach's been pumping content out like crazy lately
Yeah he tries to do a video a day until Christmas, It is fun to watch him go for it!
Customer: You sent the wrong organ.
Support: Did you remember to click the dropdown to specify which organ you wanted to order?
Customer: Oh no! I did not see that... If I do an exchange, do I have to pay for expedited shipping again?
😂😂😂😂 The mortgage hitman part at the end was great.
0:15 When we know how the juror from that previous video managed to get through that 😂
This works in large part because of Zach's voice and delivery. The same material wouldn't land as well with a different actor. Also the broad range of topics is just all over the place. And dark. I like dark.
1:54 I didn't know the future video would come this soon, I love how he plans his skits😂
1:54 LMAO the shamelles fourth wall break, I love it
that is the most interesting misspelling of shameless i’ve seen thus far
@@cheetosan LMAO I didn't even realize until you pointed it out XD
As someone who works in customer support, this is highly unrealistic. He didnt spend 20 minutes doing administrative work after every call.
I desperately need this to become a series
0:40 HEY IT’S THE GUY FROM ANOTHER SKIT
I bet the dark web service guy is Jack from the prison gang video.
Yeah that took me a minute.
Does anyone know the number for the customer service? I bought an organ, but I thought I was buying Oregon. Trying to see if I can get some credit back.
oh yes it's a common typo
Fun fact: the dark web has the most honest product reviews, because they are mandatory and nobody wants to face the consequences of leaving a fake review there. And they are surprisingly chill, too.
Edit because youtube doesn't let me reply: A professor I had at university did some research about them, and he shared some of his results with us. Apparently, the reviews there are way more honest than literally anywhere else.
I feel like everyone is going to migrate there when we grow tired of the regular web.
So no review bots there yet?
How is that possible?
Not even subtle 2-star bought-review shenanigans towards competitors?
@JCel The last thing definitely happens but there usually aren't bots because of the nature of accessing the sites. Kind of hard to program a bot to go through all the steps of using TOR, going through the various capatchas etc.
How do you know that?
@@lazarussevy2777 A professor in my university is doing research on them, and he told us a few things about the results he found
Amazing. Tying up all those mini-storylines like that makes the video quite funny.
Actually the customer service was good on there, they offered me a full refund but also told me that this particular seller does have a bad habit of replying slow, once a week or so and it had been 2 days. They said they can give me the full refund now or I can wait one more day, sure enough he replied that next day but it was pretty cool there were so helpful
The darknet support staff has done me good. It is actually quite impressive how much better their support tends to be than of places like Amazon.
Oh god, the end to this just got better and better and better and better!
The customer service man doesn't pick sides
The customer service guy is actually a fed.
That was by far one of my favorites from you that was funny as hell
"You've reached the dark web." That would be an interesting job in real life.
Considering how the man who built the Silk Road got caught, this helpline would have been EXTREMELY helpful. He was really bad at the crime parts lol.
I love December. Always pump out tons of vids during the holiday season
I love that everything came together in the end
I love the way Zach is willing and able to make 1 banger video a day
i love the interconectdness of this
like how it all came together
At 3:50, I get it's leading to a joke, but that guy was refunded for the hitman, so technically it isn't his anymore. So why's he care? (I guess it brings unwanted attention...)
0:11
"Most of it" 😂😂😂
If only real customer service was this proficient. lmao. Such an awesome and smart video.
The dark web does have a customer service line. It is surprisingly organized. It’s almost like it is a lucrative business, and pleasing customers is always a means to profit, isn’t it?
And when you don't have a luxury of having the government in your pocket you have to actually provide a good service to stay in business.
Zach is always able and willing to create foreshadowing for later videos.
Zach working overtime with this one.
they kinda do actually, a lotta markets have a dispute system... I've heard from a friend ofc
this video is a masterpiece
This guy probably never was on the dark web for real, but some of the dealers there are really nice people, doing everything they can for their customers.
The dark web service line is more efficient.
I wish the customer service I use was that good.
ITs great how connected everything became at the end lmao
The guy asking questions about the mortgage application was too accurate. Great video.
The guy was not able and willing to fill out a mortgage application
It comes together so perfectly
Can I just say - your videos are comedy gold!
It's cool how things end up interconnected in the end.
That ending was Seinfeld levels of intersecting plots, well done
These videos just continue to get better and better....... ❤😂🎉
Brilliant as always!
Did Zach just give out a spoiler!?
The level of interconnectedness here 😂😂😂😂😂
I got to the part where he said they needed to fill out more information on the form and I thought it would just turn out that the support line was a scam to get their info 🤣
They all went together so well
Bro is literally connecting skits and making a cinematic universe...
A cinematic masterpiece
MAKE IT A SERIES
Love your content keep up the great work
One
Of The
Best. More please
Beautiful continuity
Who else came back here after the new drop with the guy who regretted his decision to join 😂
I was waiting for a reference to Diddy procuring a meet up with Justin bieber as a child, and then having an interview in the forest... part 2 perhaps?
We absolutely need a part 2
When you need to order smth from dark web, you just call Diddy
That might be the best one yet. It might be better than the saw video. Hard to say.
I’ve actually had to use customer service on darkweb markets before, on 2 separate occasions. The two times my orders didn’t come. One of the times I got my money back and ordered from a different vendor and the other time, who knows, their escrow protection like failed and I got robbed. 😢
i love the little lore bits sm
I don't know about now, but dealers would actually respond to my concerns and even agreed to send the stuff again, for free , one time. I told them to just wait a few more days, maybe it will show up, and yes, indeed, it finally arrived via my country's crappy post service. They weren't jerks, and I wasn't either, but still, i could have gotten my order twice for no extra cost. So there, it actually was great customer service!
I like how everything just starts to connect and it becomes really confusing at the end
0:15 "You could try selling that bag to someone else, and buying another bag for the timeframe you want it."
Ngl, this may be ur best video ever.
Helpful customer service - no wonder they've been banished from mainstream society.
You keeping me entertained during the holidays man; thanks.
Same here 😅
Mr. Zach, have you ever watched 'I Think You Should Leave'?
This goat has been on role with a banger video each day
Love your work man
Dark web don't even have customer service.
How do you function on a day to day basis
This channel is definitely getting smarter than I'm able to keep up with. But the parts that I understand make me laugh uproariously. Science Speed Mr. Star Himself.
The way this all came full circle was pure art
All the callbacks to this video is hilarious
Sadly this customer help line is far better than most i have ever spoken to and chilled out also
As someone who does customer service, this accurately portrays the kind of idiots I have to deal with every day
bro has 50 years worth of uploads on his pc
This is why hitmen should have reviews…
If only it worked like this.
Brilliant
This is when all of the equations cancel out ;)
0:00 you missed an opportunity to say “How can we make you smile today”
I wish all customer service was this efficient.
Straight here from the social guy.