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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 2 месяца назад +171

    “I’m 7/11, not 9/11”
    Brother sounds like a hilarious dude to hang out with

  • @harperdude1237
    @harperdude1237 2 месяца назад +71

    2:04 bro has the same energy as "You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos late"

  • @synful3826
    @synful3826 2 месяца назад +71

    I had a fucking captain say good morning major and salute me as a fucking specialist. I saluted back then stood there dumbfounded.

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 месяца назад

      Which branch?? Edit: Nevermind. Specialist, hence Army. Ok, checks out, lol!

    • @Moredumplings
      @Moredumplings 2 месяца назад

      Hes prolly drunk

  • @Even_Stevens
    @Even_Stevens 2 месяца назад +11

    Understandable that the cat wouldn't be allowed in without proper clearance. You never know who's a Chinese spy

  • @paperburn
    @paperburn 2 месяца назад +29

    I got out because days before I was going to sign the papers a contractor called me and said those magic words " You still work for the military but you do not have to PT or wear a uniform and you get three times the pay."

    • @arcozako1234
      @arcozako1234 2 месяца назад

      Magic

    • @paperburn
      @paperburn 2 месяца назад

      To clarification: I am not a shot caller or operator, I am a POG working in training.

  • @TeamOmega27
    @TeamOmega27 2 месяца назад +18

    8:35 Reasons I would not survive the army: My dumbass would ask real loud "Sir, why do you sound like you have been smoking for the past 50 years?"

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 2 месяца назад

      😆😆😆

  • @Tacos_Paco
    @Tacos_Paco 2 месяца назад +11

    The first time I got called Sgt was after I had to put a kid in parade rest. He was an E-2 and he called me by my first name. This was the first time meeting him.

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 2 месяца назад +19

    Thank you, Nikko and Mr. Editor, for another great video!😂💙

  • @Luke-x9t
    @Luke-x9t 2 месяца назад +19

    ‘’Somebody had to do it’’ lol

  • @KantGitright
    @KantGitright 25 дней назад +1

    LOL! 8:07 - pre 9/11, or at least in the early 90's, Army, it was mandatory to wear your Class A's when traveling, and when attending social events while on leave!

  • @nj7969
    @nj7969 2 месяца назад +4

    3:25 Leaves marine alone for 5 minutes.
    Literally becomes Sun Wukong

  • @Nikki7B
    @Nikki7B 2 месяца назад +3

    Lol I love "7/11" guy. Hes often on Tyler Butterworth's videos. Hes funny.

  • @Finnish_Aviation
    @Finnish_Aviation 2 месяца назад +10

    5:00 "Gucci Mane" -Nikko

  • @J3Lfo
    @J3Lfo 2 месяца назад +3

    Idk about anyone else but Niko always pops up in my feed when I’m taking shit 😂😂

  • @CurtisJohnson-hh3im
    @CurtisJohnson-hh3im 2 месяца назад +9

    First time sometime called me sgt I was like “sttooopppp😏😏😏””””

  • @justinschwarz2947
    @justinschwarz2947 2 месяца назад +2

    I Don’t regret getting out, but I do miss my friends. I wanted to leave really bad, but never talked down to those staying in. Some people just gotta go do other things, sucks walking away from your pack and seeing them move on without you tho.

  • @GENERALLEE886
    @GENERALLEE886 2 месяца назад +11

    3 million subs and Nikko has to go scuba diving

    • @tigerman1978
      @tigerman1978 2 месяца назад +3

      In "shark infested waters"!!

    • @raysteigerwalt5272
      @raysteigerwalt5272 2 месяца назад +3

      Here sharky shark shark😂😂

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 2 месяца назад +2

      or dolphin watching in Va Beach

  • @Greenvr11
    @Greenvr11 2 месяца назад +6

    Love your vids man❤️

  • @BigCat-v7r
    @BigCat-v7r 2 месяца назад +1

    Nikko I love your vids you helped me through a really rough time and thank you 👍

  • @ShawnTay-Apehands
    @ShawnTay-Apehands 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro thanks for the laughs makes my day some times

  • @Asherlambert123
    @Asherlambert123 2 месяца назад +2

    Love your videos keep up the good work Nikko ❤❤

  • @XxGalliumxX
    @XxGalliumxX 2 месяца назад +4

    2:02 Dude probably felt he had to kick the cat out because bro is dumb and was trying to get them smoked by recording the cat.

  • @TINILLEGAL
    @TINILLEGAL 2 месяца назад +5

    u know the guy that kicked out the cat was punished later

  • @harrypotter5121
    @harrypotter5121 2 месяца назад

    I love your content. You're the reason why Im enlisting into the Army. Keep up the good work!

  • @Taz20005
    @Taz20005 2 месяца назад

    Air force here. I love my time at Ft Campbell. Army drives me up the wall sometimes, but this has been the best assignment. I also "Deployed" to Al Udeid...that was pretty legit too

  • @IsaacE-h4y
    @IsaacE-h4y 2 месяца назад +5

    Love your stuff ❤

  • @justinmarko80
    @justinmarko80 2 месяца назад

    4:25 proper overhand pullups 👍 (even with them shaking the bar 😆)

  • @chrisallen4636
    @chrisallen4636 2 месяца назад +1

    Best assignment I had hands down was Soto Cano, Honduras or Ramstein

  • @Jackaboy1476
    @Jackaboy1476 2 месяца назад

    I don’t have my G-shock anymore but I do have the boots I spent WAY too much on. Had them for a decade, still going strong. They don’t make shit like that anymore. Also, my entire life’s biggest regret was leaving. It was the single easiest job I have ever done in my life and with the best friends too, I miss it.

  • @BJJUSAF
    @BJJUSAF 2 месяца назад +3

    When I was in USAF best duty station hands down was Denmark.
    There used to be a saying…Amsterdam the ladies treat you like kings. Denmark they treat you like GODS.

    • @RIDDICK845
      @RIDDICK845 2 месяца назад

      Know where I’m taking a trip to next

    • @BJJUSAF
      @BJJUSAF 2 месяца назад

      @@RIDDICK845 well this was in the 90s before social media and before our country became the laughingstock it is today. Along with the warmongering.
      When I was there it was in the local paper w we landed there for training with their AF welcoming us.
      Now it would probably read “hide your wife, hide your kids cus they are grasping everyone out here…”

  • @yeshuaislord7773
    @yeshuaislord7773 2 месяца назад +2

    That second guy did a double jump where he jumps then plants his feet then jumps again to do the backflip. You actually lose altitude in momentum when you do that that’s why he ate shit.😂

  • @haydennewell3010
    @haydennewell3010 2 месяца назад +4

    Love your content

  • @djnozey
    @djnozey 2 месяца назад

    Literally, the greatest content creater on the freaking planet.

  • @THEEStickyxbootz
    @THEEStickyxbootz 2 месяца назад +1

    I’ve been out since 2020 and think about going back every day. I miss the camaraderie more than anything.

  • @danielnikolla7634
    @danielnikolla7634 2 месяца назад +8

    Marines be tweeking 0:28

  • @demonictherapy7153
    @demonictherapy7153 2 месяца назад +1

    first time i got called Sgt was during a fire fight and the cadet said he wanted to go home and i replied with "damn it Palmer Fire your weapon!"

  • @BrysenJacobsen
    @BrysenJacobsen Месяц назад

    Hawaii, Georgia, and Texas are my top three. Air Force, office job (obviously)

  • @beaubelly7637
    @beaubelly7637 2 месяца назад

    Nikko you always make me laugh, I hope youre having a good day

  • @tovarisch3490
    @tovarisch3490 2 месяца назад +22

    0:20 One thing I like to remember is all branches are gay, the navy just doesn’t have anything better

    • @versecontro4898
      @versecontro4898 2 месяца назад

      I mean we do... Theres just nothin better 😇😇🥰🥰

    • @tovarisch3490
      @tovarisch3490 2 месяца назад

      @@versecontro4898 On point

  • @MrHiddenThreat
    @MrHiddenThreat 2 месяца назад

    1) Armstrong barracks büdingen germany 2) armstrong barracks büdingen germany 3)armstrong barracks büdingen germany. You can't beat swingin budingen

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 2 месяца назад +2

    “ON THE EXTENDED SCALE!” 😂😂😂

  • @ProtusMose
    @ProtusMose 2 месяца назад

    @3:41 Mr T was in the army and as a punishment, they handed him an ax and told him to chop down trees. They came back after a half hour and he had cut down like 8 trees.

  • @knightryder4323
    @knightryder4323 2 месяца назад +1

    Heading for OSUT next month, definitely gonna miss your uploads lol!

  • @evanvanalstyne8742
    @evanvanalstyne8742 2 месяца назад

    Bruh the barracks on the weekends hit hard

  • @K0tt0n
    @K0tt0n 2 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂" this looks SUPER tasty " im dead

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 2 месяца назад +1

    I heard that crunch.
    Don't give Navy any ideas with the ropes 😂

  • @corbinthegreat8525
    @corbinthegreat8525 2 месяца назад +1

    Love your videos man😊

  • @jerrellshaw583
    @jerrellshaw583 2 месяца назад

    Man’s called em goochi mane😭

  • @zachsattack_2020
    @zachsattack_2020 2 месяца назад +1

    New nikko video lets goo

  • @oathkeeper2310
    @oathkeeper2310 2 месяца назад

    I regret getting out. I miss the boys more than anything. You don’t realize how quickly you lose touch with your boys until you’re out

  • @kidsadler119
    @kidsadler119 2 месяца назад

    Nikko ur my favorite content creator

  • @brucemilleriii5120
    @brucemilleriii5120 3 дня назад

    Wasn't looking forward to getting out sure as hell was feeling lost when it happened 😂

  • @ma-kenzie8646
    @ma-kenzie8646 2 месяца назад

    Keep up the work niko we love it

  • @VikingZeroReviews
    @VikingZeroReviews 2 месяца назад

    What you said at the end was so real

  • @danielvillatoro3912
    @danielvillatoro3912 2 месяца назад

    Thanks Nikki been watching your videos for a long time headed to boot camp tomorrow!

  • @Theyluv_Alex1
    @Theyluv_Alex1 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for your service🪖

  • @jonathanhead7737
    @jonathanhead7737 12 дней назад

    Bro, you got snacks? SHARE WITH THE UNIT!

  • @LoLreality1
    @LoLreality1 2 месяца назад

    I was looking forward to it 3x

  • @norbertsgaming5144
    @norbertsgaming5144 2 месяца назад

    love your stuff Nikko

  • @Spin3mmbuilds
    @Spin3mmbuilds 2 месяца назад

    Homie really made a watch joke and thought we wouldnt notice. Thats funny as

  • @KevDev101vr
    @KevDev101vr 2 месяца назад

    Hi Nikko. I love your content

  • @ultraguardiansev465
    @ultraguardiansev465 2 месяца назад

    I don't think I've ever been this early for a Nikko video. I now understand the feeling.

  • @GENUINE_Reaper
    @GENUINE_Reaper 2 месяца назад +1

    Not my story but somehow my Marine Brother got such a high score on the PT test that they made him retake the test because they thought he was cheating. It was when her was training to go from Gunny to officer

  • @WyzardArt
    @WyzardArt 2 месяца назад

    JBLM, the gaming center was fuckn dope 😂

  • @ItsVonsWorld999
    @ItsVonsWorld999 2 месяца назад

    These are my favorite videos🗣️

  • @n00fer
    @n00fer 2 месяца назад

    the ending is 100% true. 4/5 guys who got out are back in, the other one died.. so yeah..

  • @SnickC13
    @SnickC13 2 месяца назад

    Spicy bro love it.

  • @Content_Mountain
    @Content_Mountain 2 месяца назад

    Military fails and……. Nikko never gets old🗿

  • @lane740
    @lane740 2 месяца назад

    Joining the military opens so many doors for you *Tries to go to the VA*😭

  • @mzimmerman2484
    @mzimmerman2484 2 месяца назад

    Still better than the Olympics Chick! I have to rewatch the video because I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @bomoseph7458
    @bomoseph7458 2 месяца назад

    Love the content Niko

  • @royaltybuiltco
    @royaltybuiltco 2 месяца назад

    Man I needed this 😂

  • @alexquinones992
    @alexquinones992 2 месяца назад

    I had my top popped in my mp and someone called me sgt mind you I'm not an NCO yet, it made me feel like I'm here to help people

  • @herculesmoore5885
    @herculesmoore5885 2 месяца назад +1

    I never wanted to get out but certain circumstances permitted it.

  • @krin5506
    @krin5506 2 месяца назад

    Biggest regret getting out was not taking more pictures.

  • @DaveSoza
    @DaveSoza 2 месяца назад

    Don't stop Nikko

  • @jesusmagana228
    @jesusmagana228 2 месяца назад

    7:11 my homie got an 80 on his asvab but decided to go artillery in the marines

  • @SuperBat123
    @SuperBat123 2 месяца назад

    Love your vids.

  • @Foutie
    @Foutie 2 месяца назад +1

    0:20 "help me-" 😭

  • @jessaschueder4463
    @jessaschueder4463 2 месяца назад

    Medically discharged at 8 and I miss it everyday.

  • @rocketracoon2807
    @rocketracoon2807 2 месяца назад +1

    Went to the Marine recruiters
    Scored a 99 on the ASVAB
    Told me I was too smart for them and walked me across the hall to the Air Force
    Had to prove them wrong and signed Open Contract

  • @CedricMcAdam-bb3gp
    @CedricMcAdam-bb3gp 2 месяца назад

    Nikko bring back kit reviews and weapon build rates

  • @JackkannoKanno-i4f
    @JackkannoKanno-i4f 15 дней назад

    1: fort Riley
    2: fort Moore
    3: fort knox

  • @Theghodt3082
    @Theghodt3082 2 месяца назад +1

    Best military base Area 51 💀

  • @vincentgonzalez4447
    @vincentgonzalez4447 2 месяца назад

    First time someone called me Sgt. Was uncomfortable because I'm not in the military.

  • @DrewP.Johnson
    @DrewP.Johnson 2 месяца назад

    @3:00 dragonballs should've started glowing

  • @PheConxCSCZISGOOD
    @PheConxCSCZISGOOD 2 месяца назад

    Wake up! My 2nd favorite vet posted!

  • @lynnlynn.1
    @lynnlynn.1 2 месяца назад

    he said he got his ass ate so proudly lmao

  • @captainbear6188
    @captainbear6188 2 месяца назад

    If you think doin 80 in a HUMVEE is scary, try 70 in a M113.
    I was a 63M10 when I was in the Guard, and we had a few guys who thought it would be fun to race the M113s on the quarter mile.

  • @carolinebilliot2298
    @carolinebilliot2298 2 месяца назад

    The Wilhelm scream 😂

  • @mattplevniak4832
    @mattplevniak4832 2 месяца назад

    4:28 just admit you’ve used peanut butter after hearing that

  • @KEDGE-y4q
    @KEDGE-y4q 2 месяца назад

    Nikko do a video on the royal marines!!!!

  • @funkstronaut
    @funkstronaut 2 месяца назад

    i graduated basic with the two singing cadence and One Punch Dad gave our commencement speech

  • @bringerofuwu3325
    @bringerofuwu3325 2 месяца назад

    I miss it alot. Sure it was alot suck, but it was suck with the best friends you will ever have.

  • @BreadBoss-wd9ef
    @BreadBoss-wd9ef 2 месяца назад

    thanks for the new vid

  • @TechnicallysarntJunior138
    @TechnicallysarntJunior138 2 месяца назад

    Appreciate the shout out battle 🫡🫡

  • @BlaineSmith-gv1gx
    @BlaineSmith-gv1gx 2 месяца назад

    I love ur videos

  • @emmettmorin6354
    @emmettmorin6354 2 месяца назад

    Ey yo 0:54 that’s my school, Norwich University baby, oldest private military college in the country!

  • @BigBadAl07
    @BigBadAl07 2 месяца назад

    I’ve only been to two posts, but I think Ft Carson is the best.

  • @joshweickum
    @joshweickum 2 месяца назад

    We all caught fleas from the deployment dog in my squadron.