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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024
  • Someone straight up stole a turtle.
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  • @calyopea5599
    @calyopea5599 5 лет назад +3624

    when i was a kid i stole a single peppermint candy, and til this day i'm afraid someone is gonna recognise me

    • @sejcai
      @sejcai 5 лет назад +520

      holy- are you that SICK criminal who stole that candy and impoverished trillions of people because of it? lock me up boys

    • @sejcai
      @sejcai 5 лет назад +400

      guys I meant lock EM up boys but instead I said lock me up boys and now I am in jail can someone buy bail 😰

    • @octovia2658
      @octovia2658 5 лет назад +75

      @@sejcai lmaoo

    • @Jojo_VeryEpic
      @Jojo_VeryEpic 5 лет назад +141

      YES OFFICER, THIS POST RIGHT HERE

    • @iamapieceofcandy
      @iamapieceofcandy 5 лет назад +87

      FBI OPEN UP!

  • @thedarkbassist9508
    @thedarkbassist9508 6 лет назад +3165

    Lol shoplifted this Da Vinci original
    Money saved: $450 million

    • @amayamena2324
      @amayamena2324 6 лет назад +69

      LMAOOOOO

    • @bomheaur
      @bomheaur 6 лет назад +213

      PROUD

    • @shreksbrotherchicken1298
      @shreksbrotherchicken1298 6 лет назад +73

      Shop lifted a car saved so much money

    • @jennifer-bw7fn
      @jennifer-bw7fn 6 лет назад +53

      Haha yeah I do that every time, just feel like a badass :)

    • @srnabooz
      @srnabooz 6 лет назад +56

      Lol shoplifted this University tuition
      Saved: about a garillion dollars

  • @high.with.knives
    @high.with.knives 5 лет назад +4860

    Im still thinking of how tf that first person stole the turtle like what

    • @gryphoneagleeye9269
      @gryphoneagleeye9269 5 лет назад +565

      I feel bad for the turtle. I wonder if this person even knew how to take proper care of it.

    • @SilverDOMO192837
      @SilverDOMO192837 5 лет назад +377

      It's kinda impressive, it isn't right, but still impressive

    • @goldenapple3952
      @goldenapple3952 5 лет назад +77

      @@SilverDOMO192837 ıkr i was kind impressed

    • @2freetz
      @2freetz 5 лет назад +59

      Its seen some shit mannn

    • @kayleecaca
      @kayleecaca 5 лет назад +152

      @@gryphoneagleeye9269 idk, by the way they were holding it I dont think they know how to properly care for a turtle, like she said in the video they're holding it like an object..

  • @imnogood5016
    @imnogood5016 5 лет назад +764

    I remember having to shoplift and sleep in train stations, man I'm glad to be where I am right now

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 года назад +27

      Ur name says other wise

    • @cactus.man_
      @cactus.man_ 4 года назад +162

      Assuming that you were only shoplifting things neccessary to live, there is a big difference between you and these people

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 года назад +36

      @@cactus.man_ good point

    • @lim3400
      @lim3400 3 года назад +32

      i’m proud of you! it’s sucks so much having to live like that

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 3 года назад +52

      @@cactus.man_ There’s a difference between stealing food to survive and stealing a shit ton of makeup because “I was so bored 😝😘”

  • @Genesis-fs1dz
    @Genesis-fs1dz 6 лет назад +4825

    I stole some gum when I was 5. I thought the government was after me

    • @duchessnoor
      @duchessnoor 6 лет назад +495

      I thought the government was after me when I didn’t turn in some library books. I was 6. To this day, I never brought those books back and I have no idea what that library is doing now.

    • @MJ-zx7hn
      @MJ-zx7hn 5 лет назад +296

      @@duchessnoor I once forgot to bring a library book back. When I brought the book back, four years later, I had to pay $30 (the price of the book) and was then banned from the library.

    • @he1882
      @he1882 5 лет назад +126

      Took a ballon from a small hole I found in a ballon bag when I was 5. Was scared the shit out of my mind

    • @anemone9325
      @anemone9325 5 лет назад +34

      @@MJ-zx7hn Welp.... that sucks

    • @MJ-zx7hn
      @MJ-zx7hn 5 лет назад +55

      @@anemone9325 Yeah, luckily I didn't go to the library that often anyway. In fact, I only went to that library twice, once to get the book and once to return it.

  • @Starrlet
    @Starrlet 5 лет назад +1008

    “But Judge, you don’t understand, I needed to post the makeup I stole to my tumblr page”

    • @bluenightshadez3157
      @bluenightshadez3157 5 лет назад +58

      "Ahh I see. You're free to go."

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 5 лет назад +15

      @@bluenightshadez3157 *gavel tap*

    • @bluenightshadez3157
      @bluenightshadez3157 5 лет назад +31

      @@AshaSara *Followed by an uwu from the judge*

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 года назад +5

      Glorious Slavic Jury: SEND HER TO GULAG!
      Other Juries: You know, sending them to a labor camp seems like a good idea.
      Glorious Juries: SEND HER TO THE GULAG!
      Tumbliftr: *gets dragged all the way to Siberia*

    • @magtism5738
      @magtism5738 4 года назад +2

      I don't even think they stole them. The items usually look themed and they match. I feel like they took things out of their room and lied about stealing, so it looks "aesthetic"

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 5 лет назад +5143

    "Anti-shoplifters have the most bland personalities."
    Lifting isn't a personality trait, sweety, it's a year of jail-time.

    • @silentnightingale613
      @silentnightingale613 5 лет назад +242

      Tumblr: People who follow the law are fookin lame!

    • @mynameisnotimportant7731
      @mynameisnotimportant7731 5 лет назад +183

      They probably think going to jail's cool too. Tumblr is fucking cancer

    • @iliketurtles5875
      @iliketurtles5875 5 лет назад +78

      Nerd of Theatre JAIL IS A PERSONALITY TRAIT!
      Lol I’m kidding

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 5 лет назад +19

      I taste salt but I like it

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 4 года назад +28

      they also treat it as just some quirky hobby, like blog writing or crafting lmao

  • @CitrusClown
    @CitrusClown 4 года назад +1827

    These lifters mentalities-
    “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”
    -Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 года назад +34

      *proceeds to spam the "cop" and "mafia" buttons so there is practically nowhere anarcho-syndicalism can work*

    • @waripolo1015
      @waripolo1015 4 года назад +23

      That's how mafia works

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад +35

      They stan Grunkle Stan

    • @Eggspotatoes
      @Eggspotatoes 4 года назад +25

      Alastor But With a Gun they don’t call him grunkle *stan* for nothing

    • @pointlessdonkey6494
      @pointlessdonkey6494 4 года назад +18

      The only shoplifter we like

  • @coldbird6397
    @coldbird6397 6 лет назад +2968

    You should do one one the side of tumbler that romanticizes stuff like metal illness, suicide and self harm.

    • @singtalklaughli8999
      @singtalklaughli8999 6 лет назад +107

      @Maor V. Yup, it's fucked up but it's there

    • @singtalklaughli8999
      @singtalklaughli8999 6 лет назад +117

      @Maor V. I saw tumblr posts that endorsed anorexia. Like there are literally people who tell other people on Tumblr to be anorexic

    • @singtalklaughli8999
      @singtalklaughli8999 6 лет назад +1

      @Maor V. Oops 😂 just wanted to put it out there, sorry lols 😂

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 6 лет назад +6

      DoDa SpaceyThing You are really brave. Stay strong man.

    • @somethingsumn7103
      @somethingsumn7103 6 лет назад +11

      Blue Catfish metal illness sounds sick

  • @whenbrainstopwork240
    @whenbrainstopwork240 6 лет назад +4320

    Dear tumblr: pedophilia is NOT OK

    • @maxischew514
      @maxischew514 5 лет назад +357

      Don't you fuxking tell me it exists.

    • @minhthuan5762
      @minhthuan5762 5 лет назад +287

      @@maxischew514 sadly it exist

    • @maxischew514
      @maxischew514 5 лет назад +220

      Minh Thuận I’m going to blow something up soon.

    • @spookster3384
      @spookster3384 5 лет назад +27

      @@maxischew514 It exists....

    • @spookster3384
      @spookster3384 5 лет назад +14

      @@maxischew514 Tumblr HQ? I

  • @1337m4n
    @1337m4n 5 лет назад +1615

    9:44 "STOP HARASSING THE TUMBLR SHOPLIFTING COMMUNITY"
    No.

  • @azzy__films
    @azzy__films 5 лет назад +196

    I bet the “know your limits” kid thinks they’re like the mom friend. That they’re being so responsible and acting like a mom telling people how to behave.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 5 лет назад +3778

    Okay I have a huge tip for not getting caught!
    You see, you take what you what to the aisles and you exchange money for those things you're stealing!
    Works every time!

    • @habermanmusic
      @habermanmusic 5 лет назад +328

      I tried it, It works!!!
      Finally I can *NEVER GET CAUGHT AGAIN* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @victor93532
      @victor93532 5 лет назад +85

      Brilliant

    • @Some_Doggo
      @Some_Doggo 5 лет назад +244

      CallMeFreakFujiko Pro tip for all early shoplifters! The item in question will 99% of the time have a tag on or around the item that will tell you how much you need to bribe the cashier to let you have it. Sometimes they will charge an extra bribe because the government says so, but what can you do?

    • @Some_Doggo
      @Some_Doggo 5 лет назад +141

      Garrett Fish If you see that, you’re in business, the cashiers are being slightly more lenient and will take smaller bribes in return for keeping quiet.

    • @whiskurr9987
      @whiskurr9987 5 лет назад +48

      This thread is gold hahhaa

  • @pugz9856
    @pugz9856 6 лет назад +866

    dear tumblr, bad things are not good

    • @The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching
      @The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching 6 лет назад +42

      Tumblr: *"What does bad mean?"*

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 6 лет назад +5

      Tumblr is bad so dear Tumblr Tumblr is bad.

    • @ChocolateWhispersx
      @ChocolateWhispersx 5 лет назад +5

      Tumblr: Bad and good are subjective therefore it's only bad if we decide it's bad.

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 года назад +2

      @@ChocolateWhispersx Dear Tumblr, you may not think you decided you're bad, but you did.

    • @a.c.1515
      @a.c.1515 3 года назад

      so who determines what's bad?

  • @HuxTheSergal
    @HuxTheSergal 6 лет назад +5114

    Oh come on guys, shoplifting isn't cool
    Armed robbery is where it's at

    • @edenshmeden
      @edenshmeden 6 лет назад +116

      Oh my god I love you

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 6 лет назад +84

      The Payday 2 fandom is super edgy my friend works at gamestop and he caught someone trying to steal a copy of Payday2 the big score so they probably wouldn't be very good at it and it was an empty case anyways.

    • @akuma-5335
      @akuma-5335 6 лет назад +5

      AndrzejKucyg exaaactly

    • @turkeymike6192
      @turkeymike6192 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah

    • @pearlchinasa1770
      @pearlchinasa1770 6 лет назад +8

      AndrzejKucyg pewdiepie 4 president

  • @Emkito
    @Emkito 5 лет назад +698

    The fact that I had a friend (when she was around 12) who stole food because she had literally nothing to eat and she and her brother were starving (bad home) and the fact that she felt so wrong about doing it afterwards, this is just disgusting. She's doing better now though. She's got a job and I try to help her as much as I can

    • @zekimse
      @zekimse 4 года назад +46

      Hey, how are you guys now? I hope you're doing well. Stay safe.

    • @Emkito
      @Emkito 4 года назад +61

      @@zekimse She's managing well :) Her brother got married a few months ago too!

    • @zekimse
      @zekimse 4 года назад +37

      @@Emkito Thats so awesome! Good luck to them with their future adventures.

    • @yorukaadams940
      @yorukaadams940 4 года назад +7

      Unrelated but I found kiku

    • @kanyewestfan4758
      @kanyewestfan4758 3 года назад +5

      I hope your friend is doing well!

  • @forestlincoln761
    @forestlincoln761 5 лет назад +1483

    You know a good way to get away with “lifting”, bribe the cashier before you leave the store

    • @iliketurtles5875
      @iliketurtles5875 5 лет назад +322

      Forest Lincoln
      Me: Can I get this for free?
      Cashier: No
      *hands cashier $50*
      Me: how about now?

    • @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM
      @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM 4 года назад +209

      @@iliketurtles5875 ma'am this item only costs £2.10

    • @remington8617
      @remington8617 4 года назад +62

      smooth brain

    • @fartballs9
      @fartballs9 4 года назад +126

      @@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM *continues sliding 50 dollars*
      me: shh..

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 года назад +53

      Imagine telling thieves to spend money.
      *This meme brought by shopping without the lift steps gang*

  • @gabyperez9502
    @gabyperez9502 5 лет назад +3484

    Dear tumblr and “edgy” teen girls , shoplifting isn’t a personality and isn’t cute

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 лет назад +83

      So the edgy teenage boys dont get a lecture?

    • @roxanah2414
      @roxanah2414 5 лет назад +140

      Ø Egg Waffle Ø tumblr mainly has a teenage girl audience

    • @roxanah2414
      @roxanah2414 5 лет назад +115

      Ø Egg Waffle Ø mate I’m just saying tumblr is notorious for having edgy teenage girls

    • @yeahyeah4001
      @yeahyeah4001 5 лет назад +87

      wHaT aM i lIkE!!1111!!11?//// UwU
      -nIcE
      -FuNnY
      -eDgY
      aNd mY bEsT personality tRaIt OwO
      *shoplifter*

    • @idontlikemybrother1
      @idontlikemybrother1 5 лет назад +16

      WHAAAAA omg i didnt know shoplifting was bad???? thank u, enlightened traveller for giving me that knowledge

  • @deherg1
    @deherg1 6 лет назад +415

    Plot twist: These are 10 year olds who didn't shoplift but just took these things from their mommy

    • @iliketurtles5875
      @iliketurtles5875 5 лет назад +13

      billie miller or just stuff they already had and put them together

    • @purplecat0000
      @purplecat0000 5 лет назад +12

      gotta borrow the turtle for a sec

    • @unponderable8143
      @unponderable8143 5 лет назад +8

      Explains all the makeup

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +9

      Or they bought it and pretended they stole it

    • @ZacMio
      @ZacMio 5 лет назад

      I can't say I didn't take that delicious bag of marshmallows when I was 10

  • @rebekkateppola1754
    @rebekkateppola1754 5 лет назад +73

    This reminds me of something that happened to me 5 years ago when I was 12. I missed my bus after school and I had to wait few hours till next bus but I was so hungry. I didn't have any money with me so I stole a sandwich and ate it in the store bathroom. I felt so bad about it that I had actually nightmares that the store would close because I didn't pay for that. So after a week I went back there with money and told the shopkeeper what I did and offered to pay for it. I didn't get in any trouble he just said that I shouldn't do it anymore and that it was good that I confessed.

  • @furfrenzy4299
    @furfrenzy4299 6 лет назад +540

    I stole air. I steal it everyday and always get away with it. Get on my level lmao!

    • @bizkit4lyfe
      @bizkit4lyfe 5 лет назад +12

      Fur Frenzy r/comedycemetery

    • @user-dm7xe4ty1y
      @user-dm7xe4ty1y 5 лет назад +12

      I’ve stolen more air then you lmao fight me

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 5 лет назад +15

      @@user-dm7xe4ty1y
      Bitch I stole more pollution into my b- *choking*

    • @TaylorRhodesShay
      @TaylorRhodesShay 5 лет назад +3

      Aiden Niño r/ihavereddit

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 5 лет назад +2433

    Everyone on tumblr acts as if stealing is an innocent hobby, like its equivalent to collecting rocks or somethin

    • @helo9316
      @helo9316 4 года назад +87

      Except rocks are free but shoplifting isn't

    • @Mayo_enjoyer
      @Mayo_enjoyer 4 года назад +69

      Lol even when I take rocks I feel like I’m gonna get into trouble

    • @mythicallymoist9772
      @mythicallymoist9772 4 года назад +18

      Collecting rocks is a hobby?

    • @Jensenrobinb
      @Jensenrobinb 4 года назад +28

      Where I live collecting rocks is fucking illegal a!

    • @n0longer
      @n0longer 4 года назад +28

      @@mythicallymoist9772 Well, I used to collect Rocks once :'D I think it's kind of a hobby, if you count collecting stuff as a hobby :'D

  • @lemonpie5280
    @lemonpie5280 5 лет назад +750

    I feel guilty taking free stuff sometimes

  • @rhysgrammling4531
    @rhysgrammling4531 4 года назад +267

    As for the turtle thing, my dad once stole a snake. In all fairness, the snake was being held by someone who was treating it really poorly (poor thing was blind in one eye and looked starved) but what he did was wrong. He should have confronted the store owner about the snake's condition. But he put it in his sleeves so he gets an A for creativity.

    • @Melonhii
      @Melonhii 3 года назад +54

      What your dad did was wrong by law, not by morale

    • @winglessbat
      @winglessbat 3 года назад +25

      your dad deserves heaven, if the shop owner was treating the poor thing so badly i really doubt it would have affected him if your dad told him to stop, stealing is good in a few cases like this, you dad saved a life.

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 3 года назад +10

      he did the right thing

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 года назад +17

      To all the people saying that he’s a hero and did the right thing he really didn’t. The store owner will continue to treat animals like this. The actual right thing to do would be to report the store so it could be invested, and if it was actually bad it would be shut down. Go for the roots not just the part of the plant you can see or else it’ll just come right back

    • @winglessbat
      @winglessbat 3 года назад +5

      @@aubreyh1930 im sure the dad tried to report it, but oh surprise, police isn't so good in non-1-world countries so they probably just told him to stop bothering them, so kindly stfu, no one cares about your wrong opinion

  • @Little_Tree_Dude
    @Little_Tree_Dude 5 лет назад +224

    One day i thought about stealing a Sonic the Hedgehog DVD from a store, i asked myself if i was ready to face the wrath of justice, i wasn't, so i gave up on the crime life. I think i was 6 at that time.

    • @charlie_mario6292
      @charlie_mario6292 5 лет назад +23

      User_594 there was a time when I was about 8 when I was at Michaels with my mom and I put a $0.60 sponge brush in my pocket so I could show it to my mom and forgot about it. When I took a shower later I felt it in my pocket and though “oh shoot”

    • @blackeyedchild3688
      @blackeyedchild3688 4 года назад +3

      WalnutTime That sounds like something I would do lmao

    • @Virus-vv2xs
      @Virus-vv2xs 4 года назад +6

      WalnutTime I've been drawing obsessively since I was like,, 5 & at this point (13 years on) if I have something long & thin in my hand & im not paying attention I'll tuck it behind my ear. Pencils, pens, forks, paintbrushes, sharpies, fineliners, my tablet pen, screwdrivers, drumsticks, and once, memorably, a bird wing bone. I'm pretty sure half my pencil case is pencils I've tucked behind my ear & forgotten about, once when my hair was longer (& tied up) I tried putting a black bic pen behind my ear only to find out I had one behind each ear & a third stabbed through the base of my ponytail. It was a weird day.

    • @gam3rmom3nt3
      @gam3rmom3nt3 4 года назад

      @@charlie_mario6292 criminal

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 4 года назад

      I've never shoplifted, but the library in my school had a cheap version of those scanners by the door to check nobody was stealing books, except metal rulers and similar utensils would also set it off. I have feared the leaving of a shop ever since.

  • @semimimina
    @semimimina 5 лет назад +268

    *> shoplift a store*
    *> get caught*
    *> “whoops keyboard ran across my cat*
    *> get out without any fines*
    *> like a boss*

    • @semimimina
      @semimimina 5 лет назад +10

      sorry for the 4chan format

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh relatable

    • @ahhh8147
      @ahhh8147 5 лет назад +8

      I hate it when my keyboard runs across my cat

  • @anidiotsandwich5714
    @anidiotsandwich5714 6 лет назад +815

    Dear Tumblr,
    Stop it.
    Get some help

  • @spookytoad
    @spookytoad 4 года назад +71

    bro the turtle in the first one just makes me sad. from my experience, people don't treat turtles like living beings at all. its so sad. I actually have a pet turtle named John and looks kinda like the one in the picture

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 4 года назад +5

      My dad found a small wild turtle and took it home. Its name was J.C after the park he found it in. He also had a beta fish. He would let the turtle swim with the fish, but had a dry bowl for it. One time on vacation J.C had attacked the fish. It died. Later it seemed depressed so my dad gave it away.

    • @RobinParravel
      @RobinParravel 3 года назад +2

      I know that I'm a year late, but can you pet John for me and tell him that he's amazing?

    • @Gigafuckass
      @Gigafuckass 3 года назад +1

      @@RobinParravel i also know i'm late but can you do the same?

  • @shaeflatt620
    @shaeflatt620 6 лет назад +566

    Once I accidentally stole some groceries
    I scanned them and everything, just forgot to put the money in the self checkout machine. My sister was distracting me and I had a headache, so I was just trying to get out of there. I got back to the car with the shopping, where my mother was waiting with my sleeping baby brother. I got in the car, sat down and placed the bags at the seat. Immediately, I realised I still had the money my mother had given me and immediately started bawling my eyes out. I felt so guilty, I couldnt go back in to pay. My mother had to go for me (my sister was too young to go) and explain to the employee what happened and pay.
    I still feel incredibly guilty about that.

    • @HansBjorgman
      @HansBjorgman 5 лет назад +49

      When I was a kid, I stole coupons that I thought were the free ones, but they apparently weren't when I showed them to my mom. She was pissed!

    • @redhillbones7672
      @redhillbones7672 5 лет назад +67

      I'm pretty convinced that everyone's accidentally stolen some groceries, at least temporarily. It's extremely easy to miss a step or not notice something slipped down or forget you used the bottom part of the cart for the first time in five years because you're on auto-pilot when you grocery shop. It's like when you're tired or have a headache then accidentally auto-drive to a location you go most days like work or a SO's place. It's nothing to feel guilty about so long as you go back to pay. It happens and grocery store employees, unless they're power-tripping dicks, understand that. Mostly I've discovered they're happy I came back into pay when I could have just gone home. (Tho it's a bit depressing how surprised they are.)

    • @darthsideous4478
      @darthsideous4478 5 лет назад +1

      The buzzer would have went off you fake fuck

    • @anxiety1018
      @anxiety1018 5 лет назад +19

      @@darthsideous4478 maybe in america but in australia there are no buzzers. I work at woolies and someone i work with got a crunchie.a chocolate bar and put it through the alarms and they did not go off so yeah not all alarms work

    • @generalgrievous2202
      @generalgrievous2202 5 лет назад

      @@anxiety1018 larger stroes like coles and kmart heve them tho

  • @hellogoditsmesatan7169
    @hellogoditsmesatan7169 6 лет назад +205

    Just shoplifted, better post it on Tumbler so that they can trace it back me me.

    • @WickerMahn
      @WickerMahn 6 лет назад +6

      Backtraced and reported to the cyber police
      Consequences will never be the same

    • @shellystiles6101
      @shellystiles6101 6 лет назад +9

      Actually if they shoplifted from a mall there’s nothing anyone can do because most stores in the mall of the alarm thing goes if there’s nothing they can do besides let them walk away and call the mall cop to maybe find the person and bring the stuff back I know someone who works at forever 21 and they told me this

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 6 лет назад +4

      imagine seeing a post on tumblr of that and an exact description of what was stolen from a store and it matching. lifters are helping themselves get caught and they might not even know it.

  • @SpiderPotterFan
    @SpiderPotterFan 5 лет назад +1032

    Oh, but there is a place for them to gather outside Tumblr
    JAIL

    • @iliketurtles5875
      @iliketurtles5875 5 лет назад +1

      SpiderPotterFan yeah only if you get caught

    • @revenant8824
      @revenant8824 5 лет назад +24

      I am a strong believer in karma and I know one day, they'll get caught and the police finds their posts of their stolen goods and those fuckers get an actual punishment.

    • @imbaby1103
      @imbaby1103 5 лет назад

      Nah man

    • @helo9316
      @helo9316 4 года назад +1

      @@revenant8824 people who don't believe in karma are retarded tho as it is also mentioned in science like newton's third law, its is not completely karma but basically karma

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces 4 года назад +1

      @@iliketurtles5875 we'll just make sure that they do get caught

  • @Bunny-pb6dl
    @Bunny-pb6dl 4 года назад +67

    As someone who actually has Kleptomania, this makes me mad. These people DONT HAVE IT. my highest "savings" ig was about $10 because I stole pins from hot topic. those pins i stole? my least favorite. The ones i bought are the ones I wanted. How do I know i wanted them? I PAID FOR THEM. I still have to force myself to not swipe em. I cant o in hottopic alone because if i do, I'll regret it. I am not proud about this. these people are just thieves

    • @ericamaese5340
      @ericamaese5340 3 года назад +3

      I know they have no excuse to do what they do.

    • @lydiagalantmotherf
      @lydiagalantmotherf 3 года назад +5

      I hope you'll get rid of your Kleptomania soon, and don't feel bad about you having it!

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 3 года назад +6

      Right?? I don't have klepto, I'm just impulsive as fuck and struggle hard to control it, and it's SO difficult forcing yourself to resist a sudden urge to grab something and hide it and walk out. It's so difficult and it makes you feel so awful

  • @pigosapresley9761
    @pigosapresley9761 6 лет назад +783

    can we just delete tumblr please

    • @ohgodhehasairpodsin7116
      @ohgodhehasairpodsin7116 5 лет назад +10

      Brother

    • @ryn8575
      @ryn8575 5 лет назад +36

      Working on it

    • @jixieishungry5077
      @jixieishungry5077 5 лет назад +21

      God is it gay to kiss yo hommies?

    • @chihabgm7796
      @chihabgm7796 5 лет назад +5

      @@ryn8575 OH MY GOD! GOD!!!!!!!! please send me to heaven. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a particularly good person, but I'm not bad either.

    • @ryn8575
      @ryn8575 5 лет назад +13

      Jixie is hungry Nah, they're just your homie

  • @casketkrusher393
    @casketkrusher393 5 лет назад +522

    when I was 6 I stole a lollipop and I thought I’d go to jail

    • @angie-zu5rs
      @angie-zu5rs 5 лет назад +10

      Your profile pic hurts my soul

    • @Archemetics
      @Archemetics 5 лет назад +16

      When I was 6 I took a Hershey's Bar and I almost passed out lmao

    • @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM
      @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM 4 года назад +7

      Same but I stole this hair bobble that I thought was really pretty when I was 6. I felt so guilty and thought I would suddenly be arrested until I was 8, I felt guilty until I was 9.

    • @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM
      @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM 4 года назад +5

      I was also really worried that somebody would know, tell everyone and ruin my reputation even though I waited until no-one was in the room to take it.

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 года назад +1

      me lol

  • @tranottrey
    @tranottrey 6 лет назад +604

    That poor turtle he's been through alot #PrayForTurtle

  • @amogus5902
    @amogus5902 4 года назад +60

    these people are all over tik tok too. and they use the excuse iF iTs A cHaIn iTs fREe rEiN

    • @fronkee666
      @fronkee666 3 года назад +2

      Exactly, because $20 wouldnt mean anything to a chain. The general rule is to not take from small businesses. (I dont shop lift, I used to like a decade ago though)

  • @pmc614
    @pmc614 6 лет назад +358

    >Just stole 25 buttplugs from a near by K-Mart you already know wtf goin on lmfao
    >Money saved: $420.69

  • @pocketslushy
    @pocketslushy 5 лет назад +180

    6:13
    No, No it's not. My mom used to do this for me and I scolded her for it everytime because she's been in and out of jail multiple times for other reasons. Do not do this.

    • @karabartley
      @karabartley 4 года назад +9

      My boyfriends mom would do this for her kids, she's not allowed in my house unsupervised. She stole a pair of knee high converse from me that didnt fit her and I'm more angry she gifted them to someone else.

  • @poodnud1046
    @poodnud1046 6 лет назад +232

    apparently my dad stole a whole ass guitar from a store in the 70’s

  • @an-awful-disaster5989
    @an-awful-disaster5989 4 года назад +96

    I am the type of person who only has one exception to stealing being bad, and that is literally if you are starving on the streets and need the food or money. If you steal just for fun then you deserve what’s coming to you.

  • @ponytailproductions2503
    @ponytailproductions2503 6 лет назад +653

    I love how Tumblr is taking down all NSFW content but lets the communities featured in this series remain untouched

    • @inendlesspain4724
      @inendlesspain4724 6 лет назад +27

      They have their priorities straight.

    • @Vanvanroo
      @Vanvanroo 6 лет назад +77

      Tumblr: "Let's keep the people who encourage bad toxic behavior, I'm sure nothing bad will happen because of it."
      Someone: *posts porn*
      Tumblr: "Wait, is that a TIDDY??? REEEEE PORN IS BAD TAKE IT DOWN QUICK" *launches nukes*

    • @idkanymoretbh5452
      @idkanymoretbh5452 6 лет назад +33

      Tumblr: Stealing? Meh, it’s whatever.
      User: *posts a sims DLC outfit*
      Tumblr: W-WAIT! WAS THAT SOME, GOD FORBID,
      S I D E B O O B?

    • @itsasecrettoevery1
      @itsasecrettoevery1 6 лет назад +4

      Rip tumblr porn

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 6 лет назад +4

      I say we Tumblrites all raise enough outcry, write petitions, stage protests, & do whatever we can to get Tumblr to change their minds about this whole thing! WHO'S WITH ME? ^_^

  • @greenflavored
    @greenflavored 5 лет назад +566

    Lmfao being a mild criminal is not a personality trait mate

    • @pestosalad6509
      @pestosalad6509 5 лет назад +12

      i love this comment lmao mild criminal

    • @brendan9868
      @brendan9868 5 лет назад +24

      “I’m Sharon, I’m 23 I love music and I’m a mild shoplifter”

    • @number1spongebobfan
      @number1spongebobfan 5 лет назад +16

      i’m lia, i’m 26, i do mild coke, i really like drugstore brand makeup cause i can mildly steal them! my usual money saved for each haul is about $753.22

    • @dododoodododoo3043
      @dododoodododoo3043 4 года назад

      Neither is having 6 subs and thinking your famous hun

    • @perrollorando8351
      @perrollorando8351 4 года назад +5

      @@dododoodododoo3043 stealing is not a fun little hobby, dude.

  • @anomnomnomnivore1350
    @anomnomnomnivore1350 5 лет назад +359

    Wait, hobby? Gaming is a hobby, fishing is a hobby, skating is a hobby. BUT STEALING ISNT!

    • @donaldjgumpofficial5754
      @donaldjgumpofficial5754 5 лет назад +5

      These people forget about the pay aspect.

    • @lina-sc4pj
      @lina-sc4pj 4 года назад +6

      Fishing is just as bad as shoplifting bc more than 50% of the trash in the ocean is fishing stuff

    • @blackeyedchild3688
      @blackeyedchild3688 4 года назад +1

      Gachavoxtex I don't disagree but by definition it still counts as a hobby. Although that hobby has resulted in under populated groups of fish and it's really sad.

    • @purplesweaterboi4763
      @purplesweaterboi4763 4 года назад +4

      EXCUSE ME! GAMING IS A LIFESTYLE, YES, I’M A GAMER!

    • @goat_cat1817
      @goat_cat1817 4 года назад +11

      @@lina-sc4pj commercial industrial fishing is more of an issue here

  • @missgalaxia14
    @missgalaxia14 2 года назад +14

    That turtle could’ve gone to a good home that could’ve given him everything he needed to thrive…
    But no, they were just an object that were “liftable”

  • @bunnytheknoxville
    @bunnytheknoxville 5 лет назад +1735

    i think i'm a kleptomaniac. i don't know when and how it started. but i've been trying super hard to get over it lately, and i think i'm doing better. i haven't stolen anything from any stores in months. :)
    edit: it's been a year since i posted this comment and i'm happy to report:
    i don't steal anymore! :)))))))

    • @kittykatwafer8281
      @kittykatwafer8281 5 лет назад +224

      That's so sweet! Im proud of you and hope you get better!

    • @blackeyedchild3688
      @blackeyedchild3688 4 года назад +123

      That's great! I believe in you :)

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 4 года назад +108

      Good luck, My dude, hope you get past it! :)

    • @august6604
      @august6604 4 года назад +64

      smiling tyjo how’s it going? i hope you’re doing better! it’s always hard to get over stuff like this but i believe in you :)

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 года назад +27

      good luck bro 🙌🙌

  • @kneelessnightcat9164
    @kneelessnightcat9164 5 лет назад +243

    Storytime:
    When I was three or four, personally don’t remember this, my grandma was shopping at a grocery store one time. She had me in the baby seating part of your average cart. On the checkout isle I saw a candy bar and took it. At the parking lot grandma noticed me holding it. She turned around and returned it to the cash register and apologized.
    She didn’t buy the candy bar for me, she just returned it and we went home. It must’ve made an important impact on my life because I still hate stealing. And I really, really hate shoplifting.
    So, yea.

  • @duckietheduck
    @duckietheduck 6 лет назад +619

    Im a professionally diagnosed kleptomaniac and this was very painful and incredibly cringey to watch. Kleptomania is very specific often times and the things I have urges to steal don't even benefit me. If you steal things just for fun or that rebellious rush, or because you're too much of a brat to pay for something, that is not kleptomania. kleptomania is painful to live with. It's painful to resist urges and when you do give into urges it makes you feel extremely guilty.

    • @cat-bu5ky
      @cat-bu5ky 5 лет назад +50

      I'm not diagnosed, but I THINK I MAY have it. What you just said describes me in no truer words. Luckily I only stole twice, not more. But the urges are so painful that it disrupts my life.

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck 5 лет назад +58

      @@cat-bu5ky please see a psychiatrist to get a diagnosis then c:

    • @medic2289
      @medic2289 5 лет назад +19

      @@duckietheduck oof. sad to hear it is painful to live with it.

    • @YourActualChild
      @YourActualChild 5 лет назад +34

      Zlepperburg I’m sorry you have to deal with this, one of my friends is a kleptomaniac and it sounds completely Awful.

    • @maxischew514
      @maxischew514 5 лет назад +7

      I feel sorry to you.

  • @vamp666
    @vamp666 5 лет назад +354

    imagine thinking stealing is a personality trait
    sorry can’t relate
    this was made by i actually pay for my shit gang

  • @stinky.6909
    @stinky.6909 5 лет назад +151

    "You can call me *S t a l i n* "
    IM SORRY BUT THAT HAD ME CRYING ON THE FLOOR SUBAXHWSHSJWN

    • @blackeyedchild3688
      @blackeyedchild3688 4 года назад +2

      Dry Soap Same but it startled me the first time lmao

    • @ok2298
      @ok2298 4 года назад +1

      Idk why but I thought it said stallion and I thought she censored the word "dick". I don't know the word stallion reminds me of dick for some reason. It was the the first thing I thought of

  • @sidonthefish7545
    @sidonthefish7545 6 лет назад +1318

    *Its bEeN A MoNTh*
    Edit: *Senpai noticed me*

    • @bjently
      @bjently 6 лет назад +12

      uwu **nuzzles**

    • @tv-static4682
      @tv-static4682 6 лет назад +4

      Sidon The Fish o carp I was the 666 like >:3

  • @riahlexington
    @riahlexington 5 лет назад +155

    Here’s the deal with art supplies.
    Yeah I’ve always wanted nice art supplies but I’m not good enough to know how to use them. Here’s the deal. Anyone can draw if you have a pencil. In the end what matters more is how you brush your teeth and not what you brush your teeth with. Same with art. The skill of the artist is more important than the supplies.

    • @amirmohammadganji485
      @amirmohammadganji485 4 года назад +5

      This is truw

    • @cannibal_redneck7109
      @cannibal_redneck7109 2 года назад +4

      From someone who considers themselves a decent artist and pretty much only uses pencils and charcoal, this is true.

  • @kenny_ki
    @kenny_ki 4 года назад +42

    they're on tiktok now and they all have millions of views it pisses me off

  • @crowniisub3652
    @crowniisub3652 5 лет назад +465

    Life hack: post illegal stuff on tumblr, you will *NEVER* get caught

  • @inkinary1939
    @inkinary1939 6 лет назад +472

    I shoplifted a jolly rancher when i was 5 😎

  • @WeeLittleLaddie
    @WeeLittleLaddie 6 лет назад +416

    Displaying your crimes for everyone to see, true intellectuals in our midsts

    • @idkanymoretbh5452
      @idkanymoretbh5452 6 лет назад +14

      And yet they still don’t get caught lol

    • @xxxbreadfinesser4182
      @xxxbreadfinesser4182 6 лет назад +21

      they don't get caught because there's no proof that they didn't just pay for it and say "oh yeah i stole this shit lmao" unless they film themselves stealing it and even then there's no proof they didn't fake that. hard to prove thievery like this happened over the internet

    • @idkanymoretbh5452
      @idkanymoretbh5452 6 лет назад +9

      xxxbreadfinesser
      I guess but you’d think the store would notice it’s missing. But I guess it’s not like they search tumblr for things like that

    • @xxxbreadfinesser4182
      @xxxbreadfinesser4182 6 лет назад +8

      @@idkanymoretbh5452 they don't notice when shits missing because how many customers they have daily and how many items they sell. unless they have employees with photographic memories or some shit it's not really possible to tell if somethings missing, unless they catch it on a security cam

    • @jesusstaccato8448
      @jesusstaccato8448 6 лет назад +7

      If you think THIS is criminal, you should check out tumblr's "tweaker nation" tag. Quick, before they all get banned. Teenage girls boasting about their meth addictions. It's WILD

  • @doritodorito492
    @doritodorito492 2 года назад +9

    So many people say they do this because they don't want to support big corporations, as if they can't just buy things from small businesses instead.

  • @Taylor-xq9tr
    @Taylor-xq9tr 5 лет назад +384

    me, a law abiding citizen: i will use this money i earned to get this object into my ownership like a good person which will ultimately help the local economy.
    this tumblr tag: hippity hoppity this products now my property

    • @endergamerm
      @endergamerm 3 года назад +1

      imagine you work day and night as a producer of goods that are really expensive and then your stock gets stolen by a bunch of a holes that think they are opressed

  • @Veryfreshveryflourish24
    @Veryfreshveryflourish24 6 лет назад +587

    It absolutely disgusts me that they treat stealing like some achievement. Commiting crime is not an achievement

    • @shinigamikitsune1541
      @shinigamikitsune1541 6 лет назад +40

      I know. And the people working in those stores they're stealing from need to _sell_ those items to *paying customers* to _actually_ _make a living. _*_It's _hard enough_** trying to work 8 to 10 hours in a store on or next to minimum wage; but shoplifters just make it a more hellish ordeal.*

    • @renny489
      @renny489 6 лет назад +8

      In gta it is

    • @megastormy497
      @megastormy497 5 лет назад +4

      Where I come from it is, lvl 100 skyrim pickpocket here.

    • @waifu_png_pl6854
      @waifu_png_pl6854 5 лет назад +1

      it is. thats how mafia works

    • @joshuamedearis4295
      @joshuamedearis4295 5 лет назад

      I would say it is depending on the crime

  • @Eeeeeeebbbbbeeeee
    @Eeeeeeebbbbbeeeee 6 лет назад +538

    I feel like it’s more badass to earn money by being a functional and independent person and buying what you want than pitifully sneaking something out of a store.

    • @ahem.9407
      @ahem.9407 5 лет назад +33

      Facts. You get that more euphoric feeling and accomplishment when you actually work for something, when you steal, that euphoric feeling only lasts minutes, hence the reason it starts to become an addiction to steal. Sad :(

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 5 лет назад +11

      Your statement was really cringe inducing. You don’t receive any brownie points for having a damn job, just like you don’t for stealing something. There’s nothing stand out or cool about either, they just are.

    • @MinMin-jl1gt
      @MinMin-jl1gt 5 лет назад +25

      @@IncognitoSprax Owh really, having a damn honest job and contributing to community rather than stealing other people's properties is not pride worth?? Seriously?? Your comment is a hundred times more cringe inducing.

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 5 лет назад

      Mina .B
      Shut your dumbass up

    • @chihabgm7796
      @chihabgm7796 5 лет назад +2

      @/\ greenтea /\ Lol, that's not even a problem. Just don't buy makeup. Makeup is useless.

  • @folietm3332
    @folietm3332 5 лет назад +13

    When I was 15 my family was going through a really rough patch, so I hadn’t had any money to buy food. I was on my way home after school and I had missed my bus (public bus) so I killed time and went into a CVS to cool off (it was summer and 100 degrees) and I was so hungry I hadn’t eaten since yesterday’s quick granola bar. I was just staring at this bagged muffin just sitting there with no employees or cameras and I wanted it so bad but I just couldn’t deal with the guilt of it so I tried to keep walking, I walked by that muffin 4 times before I forced myself to leave. You don’t need to shoplift for makeup or “save money” at lush.

  • @pearnation4725
    @pearnation4725 5 лет назад +342

    Next think you know you see a murder say just stole this person’s life

    • @iliketurtles5875
      @iliketurtles5875 5 лет назад +16

      Pear Nation this has me wondering... do some murderers kill because they’re kleptomaniacs?

    • @klydeoscope8329
      @klydeoscope8329 5 лет назад +18

      Pear Nation oh i guess its just their hobby so we cant judge

    • @piadylan1207
      @piadylan1207 5 лет назад +1

      underrated 💀

    • @onion6926
      @onion6926 4 года назад

      Ayee pfp buddies!!

    • @melonsoup9058
      @melonsoup9058 4 года назад

      No say, I sent them to a better place

  • @TheEldritchGoth
    @TheEldritchGoth 5 лет назад +178

    Normal people: what about the law?
    Shoplifters: They’re more just guidelines anyway

    • @iliketurtles5875
      @iliketurtles5875 5 лет назад +2

      Polarity Reversed those laws are for pussies

    • @cazzy_101
      @cazzy_101 5 лет назад +1

      Parlay

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 года назад

      Mafia: I AM THE -SENATE- *LAW!* NOW GIVE ME MY STUFF!
      Shoplifter: No.
      *BANG!*
      Sane person: *gives the stuff and runs*

    • @dododoodododoo3043
      @dododoodododoo3043 4 года назад

      Polarity Reversed no more like ideas

  • @Username0467
    @Username0467 6 лет назад +370

    Stealing $1000 worth of merchandise is literally a felony.

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 5 лет назад +21

      Well I value this napkin at $1000 so you taking it is a felony.

    • @lucy1472
      @lucy1472 5 лет назад +16

      I think in America I stealing over 500 dollars is also a felony, I'm not sure.

    • @alexfriedman1255
      @alexfriedman1255 5 лет назад +14

      It varies from state 2 state. Here in California petty theft is up to 400 dollars.

    • @mopingfrog
      @mopingfrog 5 лет назад +1

      In rhode island 20 dollars and you chargeddd

    • @Victoria420
      @Victoria420 5 лет назад +4

      Anything over 500$ is considered grand theft

  • @eleanorcarpenter37
    @eleanorcarpenter37 4 года назад +13

    For the turtle, she gonna have to shoplift a 100 gallon tank, platform, food, lighting, filter etc..
    Red eared sliders are really space consuming

  • @santiagodecuba1976
    @santiagodecuba1976 6 лет назад +149

    Pray to my retail workers during the holidays

    • @Phantomsangel
      @Phantomsangel 6 лет назад +1

      Thank yoooou T_T

    • @hhoop3876
      @hhoop3876 6 лет назад

      MadelineTopper were did they put it?

    • @shevrett2658
      @shevrett2658 6 лет назад

      Mickal Farker inside their empty head

  • @qruze9162
    @qruze9162 6 лет назад +111

    Can't get enough of these videos. It's literally so addicting.

    • @florida_mane6267
      @florida_mane6267 6 лет назад

      Why are you on anyone else's channel but CDTV's?

    • @qruze9162
      @qruze9162 6 лет назад +6

      @@florida_mane6267 oh yeah i forgot i can't have personal interests and individual video prefference.

    • @florida_mane6267
      @florida_mane6267 6 лет назад

      @@qruze9162 Yeah! You don't want your cousin to get the belt and the maple syrup.

  • @pastelrave7432
    @pastelrave7432 6 лет назад +68

    If they didn't want to get caught, WHY DID THEY POST IT ONLINE???????

    • @ArteArt39
      @ArteArt39 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao I just imagine how someone steals a super expensive painting, the police is looking all over for it, and then the guy just posts on the internet xD

  • @jakedoesyoutube
    @jakedoesyoutube 3 года назад +27

    Lemme guess, they think Killing People is just considered "A little rude"?

    • @CopyTheVoidEntity
      @CopyTheVoidEntity 3 года назад +3

      Actually, considering there was a girl in one of Savantic's videos that called a serial killer 'sassy', yeah, they most certainly do.

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@CopyTheVoidEntityThat's exactly what I thought of too! Savantics has videos on people in love with serial killers and mass shooters, and they all completely disregard the fact that these people were mass murderers. It's disgusting.

  • @juliet8261
    @juliet8261 6 лет назад +131

    The poor turtle has seen some shit

  • @georgeimmanuel3992
    @georgeimmanuel3992 5 лет назад +56

    I'd been stealing glance from my crush for years AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE, what a badass

  • @sproutlune
    @sproutlune 5 лет назад +118

    10:11 There’s a community for them. It’s called jail.

  • @margaretflis3038
    @margaretflis3038 3 года назад +23

    “The first time I saw you you stole my heart”
    “But I’m a kleptomaniac so it doesn’t mean anything”
    “... *listen here you little shit”*

  • @Error-iw2bk
    @Error-iw2bk 6 лет назад +205

    When I was 6 I stole a key lime pie yoplait at some Kmart and ate it in the bathroom... For years after I lived with the constant anxiety that the FBI would show up at my door... For a phucking yogurt lmao

    • @ahem.9407
      @ahem.9407 5 лет назад +4

      @You will always this read wrong Zebra cakes are worth the steal

    • @sploinkbob
      @sploinkbob 5 лет назад

      Those are good as fuck

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 5 лет назад

      I'm more disgusted that you ate that in the bathroom than anything.

  • @matrixiekitty2127
    @matrixiekitty2127 5 лет назад +636

    Stealing is so low. People worked and put effort into those items, and that money is paying for their work! So f-ing rude!

    • @vitoria96634
      @vitoria96634 5 лет назад +27

      I know!!! I have no idea how these people get proud of stealing, grrrrrrr

    • @alexdamba7905
      @alexdamba7905 5 лет назад +6

      Ok but in all honesty.You never stole at least *once*

    • @leaveforchocolate
      @leaveforchocolate 5 лет назад +33

      Ikr!! I used to be friends with some bad kids and whenever we would go to the mall they always stole something, and I just stood there staring at them, if I said something they would start yelling at me and telling me I didnt deserve to be their friends. Of course I stopped hanging out with them but I wish I told someone sooner.

    • @meepinsnek5313
      @meepinsnek5313 5 лет назад +15

      @@alexdamba7905 Some people have never stolen anything from a store in their life. Yep.

    • @meepinsnek5313
      @meepinsnek5313 5 лет назад +4

      @@rowlet_master6990 I thought the corporation got some, and the creators got a fraction of the profits.

  • @uselessash3580
    @uselessash3580 5 лет назад +326

    I am gonna be honest, I stole some things, when I was 16 I was in a really bad mental state, which is no excuse, but a reason why I did it. didn't post it any where. Only I knew what I did. then I got caught. didn't do It since then. Now I am very self contous and need to control every 5 min, if I have anything in my store Items in my bag. only bc I was fucking stupid and didn't think twice. Dont do it, guys!
    noone is gonna read it anyway, so...

    • @goldenapple3952
      @goldenapple3952 5 лет назад +9

      Lol we did read it. I think i only steal expensive pencils from time to time.

    • @charlie_mario6292
      @charlie_mario6292 5 лет назад +19

      I still feel really guilty for the time when I was in first grade and got really mad at my mom for not getting me tic tacs so I put it in my pocket and stole it. Ever though I was still really young I don’t like to think about it

    • @morgrugyn
      @morgrugyn 5 лет назад +11

      I stole some toast once

    • @thedarkoverlordofall
      @thedarkoverlordofall 5 лет назад +7

      Personally, I’ve never had a moral issue with stealing. I just lift food occasionally.

    • @once.upon.a.time.
      @once.upon.a.time. 5 лет назад +7

      I stole a lot in middle school for the same reason. Nothing expensive but just little stuff I wanted. Then my mom caught me and threatened to tell my dad and that was the end of that. 💁

  • @dazedandconfusedd
    @dazedandconfusedd 3 года назад +17

    Ah shit I used to be in this community. Stealing was an addiction. I had to go to therapy to stop stealing. Shit can get dark

  • @cryw4nks488
    @cryw4nks488 6 лет назад +125

    yall ever pay for your items like a normal, respectful member of society just to flex on your peers? 🤠🤠🤠

  • @SwampyShoe
    @SwampyShoe 5 лет назад +110

    Lmao when I was 4 I stole a little toy mouse that was on the floor at a tire store and cried for 3 days. I took it with me when we moved to get rid of "evidence"

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 5 лет назад +3

      Lol when I was little I stole hairclips for my friend for a birthday gift cause my dad wouldn't let me get anything for her.
      I felt so bad, then from what I remember she didn't really like them.

    • @b0tfliez
      @b0tfliez 4 года назад +4

      Okay but like those rhymes though
      Four
      Floor
      Store

    • @TinyMafioso
      @TinyMafioso 4 года назад

      Do you have a photo? 😳👉👈

    • @SwampyShoe
      @SwampyShoe 4 года назад

      Tiny The Weirdo no. I wish 😞 but I lost it a few years back lol

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 5 лет назад +75

    "You can call me STALIN."

  • @pastelbonnibel
    @pastelbonnibel 4 года назад +21

    I've seen the "borrowing" side of TikTok, and every time I see something like that, they act like they're quirky and "badass."

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl 5 лет назад +289

    2:12 ok but how did they collect that info?
    "Hello sir do you shoplift?"
    "Yes"
    "Are you a kleptomaniac?"
    "No"
    "Ok thank you for your time we're calling the cops now"

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 5 лет назад +9

      Anonymous polls most likely.

    • @Emkito
      @Emkito 5 лет назад +2

      Ne ne papa... 😳

    • @gem.8042
      @gem.8042 4 года назад +4

      Because liking to steal doesnt make you a kleptomaniac and it's usually pretty obvious if they are or not

    • @amirmohammadganji485
      @amirmohammadganji485 4 года назад

      🤣

  • @hunters.492
    @hunters.492 6 лет назад +157

    honestly if you want to just steal stuff get skyrim and steal stuff

    • @JeithKarrett
      @JeithKarrett 6 лет назад +2

      Get Skyrim and wait for Enderal to get released on Steam and play that instead.

    • @Montis.
      @Montis. 6 лет назад +17

      Yeah but you have to steal Skyrim first

    • @Loonlings
      @Loonlings 6 лет назад

      Yes 🙌

    • @xoguy23
      @xoguy23 6 лет назад +1

      @@Montis. Just go to piratebay then.

    • @b__mart
      @b__mart 6 лет назад +5

      *STOP IN THE NAME OF THE JARL*

  • @cheese0069
    @cheese0069 6 лет назад +75

    Fireflies are the opposite of waterfalls

  • @izzymankind8413
    @izzymankind8413 4 года назад +29

    Love her or hate her, she’s spitting straight facts

  • @empressink_
    @empressink_ 6 лет назад +371

    when i was around fifteen, i was dying to get better art supplies and i couldn't afford them so i would go into michaels and steal the single prismacolour coloured pencils. i feel bad about it now but back then, i was so desperate man.

    • @victorguillen2909
      @victorguillen2909 6 лет назад +78

      The curse of the artist.

    • @dry0campa155
      @dry0campa155 6 лет назад +75

      thatdopegirl FBI open up

    • @b__mart
      @b__mart 6 лет назад +63

      girl when I was like 10 I stole a fucking littlest pet shop from VALUE VILLAGE and that was probably my lowest time lmao

    • @minoena
      @minoena 6 лет назад +4

      I stole a few eos lip balms 6+ years ago (like 3 and at different times) bc my parents wouldn't buy me lip balm 😂

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 6 лет назад +13

      I'm gonna steal yo comment and it doesn't help when all of the perfect supplies is extremely expensive. not that you can't make good art with crayola and regular pencils but it really helps make it look better when you're using an uni kuru toga mechanical pencil and prismacolour fine liners and pencils lol.

  • @shinigamikitsune1541
    @shinigamikitsune1541 6 лет назад +55

    I learned stealing was bad when I was 6. My Godmother and I went to an office supplies store to get some school supplies. I saw those tiny Sharpies on keychains. Thinking they were cute, I stole one, *and ACTUALLY WALKED OUT WITH IT IN MY HAND. When we got in the car, I not knowing any better, showed it to my Godmother and she was SHOOK. End of story, she marched me back in there and had me put it back. It was the most awkward and one of the lowest points in my life* . It and other scenarios like it *NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN*

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 6 лет назад +133

    Why does Tumblr remind me of a child that doesn't understand consequences and we're all Tumblr's parents, trying to teach them right from wrong.

    • @pinchman2946
      @pinchman2946 5 лет назад +18

      Probably because the average users are either sociopaths or at the age where you're too young to not be a sociopath.

  • @Meggsie
    @Meggsie 4 года назад +7

    My store was literally shut down because of shoplifters. Thanks guys. Your little high cost me a really nice job that I actually loved. :/

  • @user-or1ss3ve9d
    @user-or1ss3ve9d 6 лет назад +114

    Hey guys I just hauled a whole bedroom from ikea 😎

  • @lqu
    @lqu 5 лет назад +182

    7:49
    How's shoplifting expensive? It's the very opposite of that!

    • @inahuk1590
      @inahuk1590 5 лет назад +25

      LEGOMAN 2
      I mean if you get caught you usually have to pay back what you took and extra fines.

    • @hyobroschae
      @hyobroschae 5 лет назад +13

      It’s expensive for the people that have to pay for the stolen items :/

    • @lunawolfe5185
      @lunawolfe5185 5 лет назад +1

      People steal expensive items and others have to pay for that

    • @dododoodododoo3043
      @dododoodododoo3043 4 года назад

      LEGOMAN 2 if u get fined idiot

    • @SadieKruseFablous
      @SadieKruseFablous 4 года назад

      @@inahuk1590 it's expensive due to the fact that jail time is a thing

  • @huntzkush
    @huntzkush 6 лет назад +68

    Even jail inmates don't like thieves.

    • @ohgodhehasairpodsin7116
      @ohgodhehasairpodsin7116 5 лет назад

      Brother

    • @huntzkush
      @huntzkush 5 лет назад +1

      @@ohgodhehasairpodsin7116 Brüda

    • @somesnailybois1914
      @somesnailybois1914 5 лет назад

      How do you know this bröther

    • @huntzkush
      @huntzkush 5 лет назад +3

      @@somesnailybois1914 Because they get their ass kicked and then thrown into the hole.

    • @icydrops939
      @icydrops939 5 лет назад

      Yeah, cause they steal your virginity in the night when your asleep

  • @gayassincorporated1878
    @gayassincorporated1878 4 года назад +9

    as a kid I stole a Reese’s cup from a store and now I can’t go in that store without worrying that they remember me

  • @MathiasKirk
    @MathiasKirk 5 лет назад +556

    ERMAHGEWD! My 69th haul!!!11
    Condoms that my dad forgot 12 years ago: 60 cents
    A lollipop: 1$
    A used Disneyland ticket I stole from a scammer: 10$(og price: 110$!!!)
    Total: 11.6$!!!!!!!
    #comebackdad #mydadworksatwalmart
    #imsorrydad:( #gamergirls is like australia they dont exist

    • @posadist681
      @posadist681 5 лет назад +33

      bruh moment

    • @gryphoneagleeye9269
      @gryphoneagleeye9269 5 лет назад +28

      Why did I laugh so much at this

    • @sploinkbob
      @sploinkbob 5 лет назад +5

      Omg so random loloololol XD XD

    • @binto-ht7gz
      @binto-ht7gz 5 лет назад +19

      LMAO oh wait I'm Australian OH GOD MY LEGS ARE DISAPPEARING!! Mr Irwin, I don't feel so good mate

    • @yotsuyuyagiyama2443
      @yotsuyuyagiyama2443 5 лет назад +1

      This comment is everywhere

  • @ItsSierraL
    @ItsSierraL 6 лет назад +940

    10:25 "revive owo" N O

    • @ItsSierraL
      @ItsSierraL 6 лет назад +34

      Also you chose gameplay that didn't have my messages to you and I'm sad. Those would've been great additions to the video.

    • @Nicole-on2cp
      @Nicole-on2cp 6 лет назад +5

      ItsSierraL I’m adopted

    • @jomno24
      @jomno24 6 лет назад +4

      Whelp time for a rebellion

    • @ItsSierraL
      @ItsSierraL 6 лет назад +8

      @@letsfuckonthemoon6082 hax

    • @Savantics
      @Savantics  6 лет назад +36

      @@ItsSierraL "great additions to the video" bitch those messages were calling me stinky

  • @HyperrealisticLuigi
    @HyperrealisticLuigi 5 лет назад +64

    Dear Tumblr: Starting nuclear wars is not OK

  • @oliviawashere
    @oliviawashere 4 года назад +69

    "But there are murderers out there, we just steal stuff!" has the same energy as: "But I only murdered one person, he killed 30!"

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 4 года назад +1

      That was a bad example, as killing a murderer basically stops their reign of terror. its more context depended, like you murdered said murderer thinking he was innocent, than yes, its horrible, but when your objective was to kill a murderer than mission ecomplished, it more like ''but there people that committed mass genocide! we just kill a few people."

  • @lazycookies
    @lazycookies 5 лет назад +59

    Clearly the shoplifters are in preschool because in kindergarten you learn not to steal...

    • @iliketurtles5875
      @iliketurtles5875 5 лет назад +2

      Shoplifters know not to steal but do it anyways

    • @stripedpolkadots8692
      @stripedpolkadots8692 4 года назад +3

      I Like Turtles hey uh, bud. Was wondering if you saw that joke fly over your head.

  • @incognitomode7394
    @incognitomode7394 5 лет назад +67

    This is the FBI that turtle has just entered the witness protection program

  • @ulyssesdenice5071
    @ulyssesdenice5071 5 лет назад +52

    Meanwhile the only thing I shoplifted...was a grape when I was 8 years old from the produce section

    • @lee-lf3qh
      @lee-lf3qh 5 лет назад +8

      Kida Tash one time i ate a piece of cheese from the cart before my mom checked out and i cried after bc i though i would get in trouble

    • @sui11106
      @sui11106 4 года назад +4

      I was twelve when I stole a bananer , Step up ur produce game sis.

    • @ulyssesdenice5071
      @ulyssesdenice5071 4 года назад +1

      @@sui11106 nah man. My butt's got no time for that. Got the money to buy my own bananas now.

    • @ulyssesdenice5071
      @ulyssesdenice5071 4 года назад +1

      @@sui11106 ain't that much of a little bastard no more.

    • @sui11106
      @sui11106 4 года назад

      @@ulyssesdenice5071 why does your butt have no more time , I will purchase you a watch.

  • @alexstupka7522
    @alexstupka7522 3 года назад +7

    I used to shoplift and got caught and man I’m so glad I did. I’m a minor and I didn’t get in too much trouble but what I was doing was an addiction and getting caught helped me completely. Every now and then I still want to but it’s not worth risking my future

    • @Thomasfurbee
      @Thomasfurbee 3 года назад +2

      I’m so glad ur getting better!! Shoplifting is a real addiction so I’m so happy that ur doing better ^^!! 💚💚