Anti-Vaxx Moms Must Be Stopped

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @Savantics
    @Savantics  5 лет назад +1873

    Discord Server Link: Invite temporarily disabled
    Also if you're reading this before 5:13 in the video, headphone warning.
    If you're reading this after, I'm terribly sorry. I forgot to add a warning on the video

    • @Sad_Elf
      @Sad_Elf 5 лет назад +78

      Okay, idk if you're videos are just quiet or if my phone just doesn't output strong audio but i had this on max volume.
      Big oof

    • @jayford4589
      @jayford4589 5 лет назад +42

      I screamed when it happened lmao

    • @Mystic-ec3vz
      @Mystic-ec3vz 5 лет назад +36

      Thanks for the warning but I still cant hear from all the blood dripping out of my ears

    • @snail2426
      @snail2426 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you for uploading, love

    • @juliannj2013
      @juliannj2013 5 лет назад +3

      Ow

  • @StephanieDev
    @StephanieDev 5 лет назад +3353

    I was an anti vaxxer once
    When I was 6 years old and thought getting a shot was the worst pain a human could experience.

  • @lordredman6137
    @lordredman6137 5 лет назад +1313

    No wonder antivax memes are out dated, non of them live long enough to see current memes

  • @NorwayTracking
    @NorwayTracking 5 лет назад +3112

    Mom: Why is the baby crying so much? He’s 3 years old...
    Doctor: He’s unvaccinated and going through a midlife crisis

  • @buny690
    @buny690 3 года назад +105

    Like Albert Einstein once said "Only two things are infinite, The Universe and human stupidity. Altough I'm not quite sure about The Universe"

  • @danniwantsfood
    @danniwantsfood 5 лет назад +1920

    You can tell Savantics is a real gamer because she reloaded at 30/35 ammo.

    • @carolynbridges1339
      @carolynbridges1339 4 года назад +49

      I do that a lot in CoD

    • @realiroh3208
      @realiroh3208 4 года назад +54

      I reload at 34 heh.

    • @zakai-kaz
      @zakai-kaz 4 года назад +116

      Ya while I reload at 35/35 you noobs got nothing on me

    • @qbud
      @qbud 4 года назад +93

      @@zakai-kaz really off my level I do mine at 36/35

    • @rigrug1
      @rigrug1 4 года назад +37

      I obsessively reload in every game I play.

  • @Pippet
    @Pippet 5 лет назад +905

    Don't apologize. Live your life. We'll be here.

    • @tizi00773
      @tizi00773 5 лет назад +12

      true

    • @Rameeshasweetworld
      @Rameeshasweetworld 5 лет назад +7

      So cute

    • @r.m.5467
      @r.m.5467 5 лет назад +3

      This. Your safety, health, and personal life >>>>>>>> youtube.

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +3337

    Haha! My child is unvaxxed which means he won't get autism.
    He'll probably die at 4 years old but like, at least he won't get autism

    • @alphanightmare6664
      @alphanightmare6664 5 лет назад +306

      Yep, even though my child is U N V A X X I N A T E D, he somehow has A U T I S M anyway, those damn filthy doctors must have done it when my back was turned, i will sue them for V A X X I N A T I N G, my child.

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +75

      And if he lives past that he will die from some other disease.

    • @Notimportant3737
      @Notimportant3737 5 лет назад +18

      Raptor Cell my sister is 12 years old and my brother is 4 and they are perfectly healthy and are unvaccinated. I was vaccinated all throughout my life numerous times and I am perfectly healthy. I’m not an anti vaxxer, I just think that it’s preposterous to say dumb shit like all vaccines are bad or that if a kid isn’t vaccinated, they will die. I say let people do what they want with there kids. The government is okay with abortion, so why force parents to get there children vaccinated?

    • @IceTeaElias
      @IceTeaElias 5 лет назад +64

      I'd still vax my child even if the chance of it becoming autistic was 50%.

    • @IceTeaElias
      @IceTeaElias 5 лет назад +58

      @@Notimportant3737 Antivax + antivax = outbreak = death

  • @cheemsburmbger5872
    @cheemsburmbger5872 5 лет назад +476

    leave them alone, they're just trying to stop overpopulation

  • @MONO-97
    @MONO-97 4 года назад +318

    Karen:look at my healthy non vaccinated child
    Her un vaccinated child: *MONATONE SCREAMING*

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill 2 года назад +1

      Her child looks like the terraria calamity perforator hive(look it up, seriously)

  • @sloughyhurdle3425
    @sloughyhurdle3425 5 лет назад +179

    Kid next to anti vax kid: *sneezes*
    Anti vax kid: awww shi-

    • @krampus7520
      @krampus7520 4 года назад +15

      If they survived that long to learn half that word they probably got the immune genes. ThE’Ll Be FiNe

  • @vertical7747
    @vertical7747 5 лет назад +3096

    Yeah I use essential oils
    I’m vaccinated they just smell nice

  • @liliakovacs6943
    @liliakovacs6943 5 лет назад +2646

    My mom is anti-vaxx
    I showed this video to her
    Now I'm grounded for two weeks
    Was it worth it?
    Yes.

    • @ryawhite2103
      @ryawhite2103 5 лет назад +223

      XD I could imagine your mom screaming "nO YeEtINg YeEt CaUsEs AuTiSm"

    • @insertname2076
      @insertname2076 5 лет назад +45

      Get a sandal-

    • @enslavedfunni1330
      @enslavedfunni1330 5 лет назад +118

      Walk up slap her in the face and say "you are the most idiotic bullshit human being you assyne 30 minuts of googeling conpars to hundreds of studus it amzines me how foolish you are" she trys yo fhigt you say" do i need to pull up a few long term studys to revert your foolishness"

    • @areyousiri
      @areyousiri 5 лет назад +144

      @@enslavedfunni1330 r/ihadastroke

    • @theazurgirls
      @theazurgirls 5 лет назад +49

      r/thathappened

  • @patuljastislon
    @patuljastislon 5 лет назад +919

    Me: *wears headphones*
    Savantics at 5:13: I'm about to end this man's entire career

  • @milkbeforecereal7064
    @milkbeforecereal7064 4 года назад +37

    3:18 finally somebody understands that the Earth is not flat nor round. It's a velociraptor.

    • @B.L.U.S
      @B.L.U.S Год назад +1

      Yeah that makes sense it still explains the horizon thing

  • @TheMostSourKraut
    @TheMostSourKraut 5 лет назад +151

    People on welfare: *_Sees a Walmart_*
    Walmart:
    *_STONKS_*
    Anti-vaxxers: *_Child turns 3_*
    Child Coffin Designers:
    *_STONKS_*

    • @r0b0b0t8
      @r0b0b0t8 4 года назад +2

      Stonks memes:exist
      Me:hippity hoppity your name is now my property

    • @onixduh9554
      @onixduh9554 3 года назад +7

      Three year old child: *dies*
      The grim reaper: *STONKS*

    • @onixduh9554
      @onixduh9554 3 года назад

      @@r0b0b0t8 danganronpa gang 😳

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 3 года назад +1

      Funerals: *STONKS*

    • @Byleth-uw9iw
      @Byleth-uw9iw 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@onixduh9554real

  • @powderedwater7677
    @powderedwater7677 5 лет назад +2411

    “Mommy, why am I dying of the B U B O N I C P L A G U E”

    • @hailey7844
      @hailey7844 5 лет назад +143

      powdered water “tim it’s ok hun just eat your spiritual healing stones”

    • @ronnie2100
      @ronnie2100 5 лет назад +93

      "it's okay Timmy, just use these m a g I c c r y s t a l s."

    • @meowmeowfelix
      @meowmeowfelix 5 лет назад +71

      *"shut up timmy f a c e b o o k c h r i s t i a n m o m s g r o u p s don't lie"*

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 лет назад +33

      "It's cause KaThY mCCArThY sAId..."

    • @NO-wk6ry
      @NO-wk6ry 5 лет назад +34

      Because child vaccines are S T I N K E Y

  • @joshuaspargo2578
    @joshuaspargo2578 5 лет назад +2658

    Anti vaxers: vaccines kill more than diseases ever coul-
    Bubonic Plague enters the chat
    Spanish Flu enters the chat
    Measles enters the chat
    Anti vaxers have left the chat

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +118

      An Anti Vaxxer asked me to prove more people died to SmallPox than vaccines..... that wasnt hard, just took some simple math.

    • @Chrome-uc3fw
      @Chrome-uc3fw 5 лет назад +89

      *Anti Vaxxer died on the chat

    • @21starsinthesky97
      @21starsinthesky97 5 лет назад +68

      Smallpox: should we uhhhhhhhhhhh
      Measles: nah they get infected anyways

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +3

      @@21starsinthesky97 its only smallpox

    • @moved4028
      @moved4028 5 лет назад +25

      don’t forget polio

  • @k3tsunami
    @k3tsunami 5 лет назад +2996

    Anti vaxx kid: **lives a full live**
    Nature: wait, that's illegal

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 5 лет назад +211

      Of a whopping 4 years

    • @riya2046
      @riya2046 5 лет назад +51

      What the fuck can be classified as ‘full life’?

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 5 лет назад +9

      *life

    • @beythhhhh8620
      @beythhhhh8620 5 лет назад +15

      Coney Island Queen. For an unvaccinated child, around six years

    • @k3tsunami
      @k3tsunami 5 лет назад +13

      @@beythhhhh8620 Now that's a lot of years!

  • @TFPrime217
    @TFPrime217 5 лет назад +53

    I had headphones on and the “bubonic plague” scared me so bad

    • @tsukasatenmer
      @tsukasatenmer 4 года назад +1

      TFPrime217 ah, same-

    • @r0b0b0t8
      @r0b0b0t8 4 года назад +3

      🅱⛎🅱🅾♎❕♐

  • @OhLookAGoth
    @OhLookAGoth 5 лет назад +96

    currently 23:09 at night, "Mommy, why am I dying of the *BUBONIC PLAGUE* "
    Woke up my mom, and was questioned of what I was watching.

  • @insertteahere3162
    @insertteahere3162 5 лет назад +580

    The absolute maddads who always seem to go behind the mums' backs to vaccinate their children are the best of bois.

    • @ryawhite2103
      @ryawhite2103 5 лет назад +8

      _ye_

    • @ilikebeanies3499
      @ilikebeanies3499 5 лет назад +9

      Yessss i love them omg

    • @hardboil8658
      @hardboil8658 5 лет назад +21

      That was my uncle to his kid

    • @PuppyPlootes
      @PuppyPlootes 4 года назад +8

      Fantastic Vulpine Mine too, I have 2 little cousins (10 and 8) and their mother is anti-vax

    • @elyrienvalkyr8167
      @elyrienvalkyr8167 Год назад

      So... you gonna take responsibility for their death when they get miocarditus and die of a heart attack at 27?
      Cuz... ya know... your stance aged like shit.

  • @theamazingpou
    @theamazingpou 5 лет назад +434

    3:07
    by injured they mean they stuck a needle in them and it hurt lmao

    • @Aqua_Bargus
      @Aqua_Bargus 5 лет назад +11

      It's not even half as bad as a bee sting.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 5 лет назад +1

      @@Aqua_Bargus yeah honestly the vast prick new ones they tried to use hurt more then just using a regular needle because they went so fast it caused the prick site to bruise

    • @dormant5023
      @dormant5023 5 лет назад +3

      it hurts pretty bad, but at least it's better than getting a life-threatening disease

    • @angusisarat5707
      @angusisarat5707 5 лет назад

      stockart whiteman I peed and shidded and cumd

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 года назад +1

      Barely hurts at all compared to things like hitting your ankle with a scooter, or getting an ear piercing.

  • @Neem_
    @Neem_ 3 года назад +18

    What is the similarity between non-vax kids and dark humor?
    They never get old

  • @Savage.-_.Gamer1
    @Savage.-_.Gamer1 3 года назад +86

    This video aged tremendously well.

    • @gerragotheallidile
      @gerragotheallidile 2 года назад +6

      Like a fine wine.

    • @mrbust999
      @mrbust999 2 года назад

      Now it's dog shit.

    • @rats703
      @rats703 Год назад

      I feel stupid but j don't understand so what part aged?

    • @Imidentifiednow
      @Imidentifiednow Год назад

      ​@rats703 it's a joke

    • @rats703
      @rats703 Год назад

      @raydenroberts4008 I know but why did the video aged well

  • @lordtachanka6489
    @lordtachanka6489 5 лет назад +520

    2 things never get old:
    Jokes about anti vaxxers
    And their kids

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 5 лет назад +6

      lmao

    • @pinkgiraffe378
      @pinkgiraffe378 5 лет назад +2

      Not their kids it's not their fault.

    • @imawizard1219
      @imawizard1219 5 лет назад +2

      why their kids? their parents are forcing them with this decision....

    • @MagyarGaben
      @MagyarGaben 5 лет назад

      So original much wow

    • @imawizard1219
      @imawizard1219 5 лет назад

      @iiKawaii-Chanii 101 oh wait now I just got it......

  • @lonewolf9578
    @lonewolf9578 5 лет назад +272

    I’m vaccinated and I have Asperger syndrome and I got it from my dad because it is GENETIC not CONTAGIOUS get it through your heads
    Btw I know this isn’t the only reason but it’s one reason that is complete bull

    • @serenasongbird
      @serenasongbird 5 лет назад +25

      Lone Wolf animations i have autism w antivaxx parents and autism doesn’t run in my family. At least they’re ok w me making the decision of vaccinating my future kids...they’re just...worried x’D

    • @Ben-lc1nc
      @Ben-lc1nc 5 лет назад +27

      It’s something your born with after all, different brain wiring rather than something that just happens, even without a genetic disposition to having it doesn’t mean you can’t be born with it. It doesn’t make someone any less human because they have autism like some antivaxers seem to think

    • @simonpetrikov3992
      @simonpetrikov3992 5 лет назад +7

      @@serenasongbird how are you still alive?

    • @ruben4788
      @ruben4788 4 года назад +13

      Same thing here, I'm proudly Aspie and I got vaccinated hundreds of times, and I'm 100% sure that any of those vaccines aren't the cause of my "disorder", BUT if that was the case, i probably won't mind having Asperger's, because, I prefer having Asperger's syndrome and overcome my social and anxiety problems (like most people do) but be heathy than be "normal" and have Malaria and any other preventable disease :-):-):-) (sorry for the bad English it's not my first language 😳😔😔)

    • @AlaZenH
      @AlaZenH 4 года назад +2

      Pogchamp

  • @Samurai_64
    @Samurai_64 5 лет назад +169

    Hooking up with anti-vax moms is great because I only pay child support for 8 years instead of 18

  • @cherry636
    @cherry636 4 года назад +59

    “Mommy why am I dying of the
    *B U D O N I C P L A G U E* ”

    • @yourbosssboss4165
      @yourbosssboss4165 4 года назад +5

      First it scared the hell out of me and I died from a heart attack, then I died again because I started laughing so hard.
      then I died once again because of the *bubonic plague*

    • @engi.2
      @engi.2 4 года назад +1

      @@yourbosssboss4165 lol

  • @callmegregyouswine192
    @callmegregyouswine192 4 года назад +44

    I'm a anti vax mother and I have 5 beautiful girls
    Edit:4 beautiful girls
    Edit:3 beautiful girls

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 года назад +6

      Edit: 0 beautiful daughters. They all died of measles.

    • @Ch4z_
      @Ch4z_ 4 года назад +11

      Nah one died of the *BUBONIC PLAUGE*

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 3 года назад +1

      You know this is legit when you see the (edited).

  • @myshreksbox
    @myshreksbox 5 лет назад +71

    The funny thing is all the anti vax parents are vaccinated 🙃

  • @hsheet6920
    @hsheet6920 5 лет назад +143

    My wife (karen) took the kids and she told me that she doesn't vaccinated the kids..
    Last week I met them🙌🏻
    The funeral was very interesting🙏🏿

    • @hardboil8658
      @hardboil8658 5 лет назад +8

      Caro 3107 wait dad?

    • @hardboil8658
      @hardboil8658 5 лет назад +8

      Dad I survived

    • @godlyduck6025
      @godlyduck6025 5 лет назад +8

      Fantastic Vulpine wAIT son? get back in your room, stop talking to your stinky pro vax dad. you’re getting extra lavender in your room as punishment now!

    • @hardboil8658
      @hardboil8658 5 лет назад +4

      godly duck nooo
      I just got the smell out...

    • @godlyduck6025
      @godlyduck6025 5 лет назад +5

      Fantastic Vulpine that’s too bad. that’s more lavender for talking back!

  • @natetheskate9948
    @natetheskate9948 5 лет назад +89

    As Albert Einstein once said, "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits", videos like these prove that he was right.

  • @gizmo_gadgets6482
    @gizmo_gadgets6482 4 года назад +106

    Antivaxxer: GeT YoUr bRaInWaShEd cHiLdReN AwAy fRoM MiNe”
    Provaxxer: Id rather have a “brainwashed” child then a dead one

    • @Suzzers
      @Suzzers Год назад +9

      Two years later and they probably still wonder why their kids don't live past the age of 10.

    • @elyrienvalkyr8167
      @elyrienvalkyr8167 Год назад +1

      ​@@Suzzers no, were wondering why our kids are dieing at the age of 22 from heart failure after getting covid vax

    • @CSTX4PREZ
      @CSTX4PREZ Год назад

      @@elyrienvalkyr8167when has that happened lel

    • @tartthequeer626
      @tartthequeer626 4 месяца назад

      @@elyrienvalkyr8167what the… those health issues have nothing to do with eachother, STOP GETTING MEDICAL ADVICE FROM GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK MOM GROUPS

  • @BestKazooist
    @BestKazooist 5 лет назад +8

    The only kind of "injury" I could possibly imagine is the child's arm hurting.

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 5 лет назад +458

    “Mommy, why am I dying of *T H E B U B O N I C P L A G U E* ??“

    • @bruh6217
      @bruh6217 4 года назад +12

      5:12

    • @whyar3y0uga34
      @whyar3y0uga34 4 года назад +2

      it must be the vaxx people!!

    • @Ironbanner12
      @Ironbanner12 4 года назад

      Coronavirus

    • @n3stabilian
      @n3stabilian 4 года назад +5

      Plague doctors coming out of their caves with leeches: WHOM HAS CALLED THE BIRD DOCTOR-

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 3 года назад +1

      How.do you habe 21 subscribers, you dont even post

  • @chayden153
    @chayden153 5 лет назад +34

    I fell asleep with this playing in the background, and I nearly died when you said *Bubonic Plague*

  • @supernova1084
    @supernova1084 5 лет назад +133

    I had a stroke when you uploaded this.
    Love you Sav.
    Edit: No, I’m not alive. My mom didn’t vaccinate me and the last thing she showed me was a minion meme on Facebook.

  • @oll-_-llo
    @oll-_-llo 3 года назад +47

    First of all, you don't need to apologise for putting your health first. It's 100% ok that you had surgery and couldn't talk. You don't need to pre record videos for us, we can wait.

  • @niahenry3818
    @niahenry3818 5 лет назад +19

    it's all fun and games until your kid gets measles and the bubonic plague, but yes please continue to use your essential oils to protect your kids from life-threatening diseases

  • @KRPTN
    @KRPTN 5 лет назад +467

    Anti vaxx moms are so happy that one of their kids survive lol

    • @Selahsayless
      @Selahsayless 5 лет назад +2

      D4RK FR13ND everyone I know who doesn’t vaccinate has survived and hasn’t come close to death due to diseases

    • @KRPTN
      @KRPTN 5 лет назад +31

      @@Selahsayless that does not change fact that child needs to vaccinate.

    • @Lethargy514
      @Lethargy514 5 лет назад +30

      @@Selahsayless So the number of people you know is 0, right?

    • @KRPTN
      @KRPTN 5 лет назад +7

      @@Lethargy514 he/she is probbaly staring at screen and make sure he/she is allways alone

    • @raveenaappadoo1801
      @raveenaappadoo1801 5 лет назад +5

      @@Selahsayless guess you can thank herd immunity for that

  • @xaviation5144
    @xaviation5144 5 лет назад +125

    Anti-Vax child: *turns 4*
    Nature: *Your free trial of life has ended*

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 года назад

      So, is basic responsibility like paying for premium life membership then? XD

    • @bassboostedmoonchao
      @bassboostedmoonchao 4 года назад +2

      @Conor Martin
      Dude.
      Dude lemme stop u right there.
      As a moderately severe asthmatic who's been like this *pretty much since birth,* I can confirm you do not get asthma from vaccines. If anything, vaccines saved my ass the few times I could have fucking died without them.

    • @RyderTheGayRaptorUwU
      @RyderTheGayRaptorUwU 4 года назад +1

      Karen I’m not gonna vaccinate my child
      Child dies at -1
      Karen surprised Pikachu face

    • @zervee9832
      @zervee9832 4 года назад

      @@engage999 I'm quite sure that asthma doesn't come from vaccines and is there since birth.

  • @Naradis_
    @Naradis_ 5 лет назад +56

    7:21 The one that hurt the most was the statement about rather having you child be sick (I’m assuming it’s referencing measles with the word “rashes”) than have autism (in the middle left of the pic).
    Measles isn’t just a rash. It can cause severe brain damage and even death. And in fact, all of the diseases vaccines are for can cause brain damage and death.
    Also, it hurts that people would rather have their child be threatened with death than develop autism, because that dehumanizes people like me who do have the disorder. And there is no evidence that vaccines cause autism, that has been debunked how many times now?

    • @Overdrive-_-
      @Overdrive-_- 2 года назад

      The autism thing stopped after the improved the vaccine in the *90s*
      Not today
      The literal *90s*

    • @ayyymacaroni
      @ayyymacaroni Год назад

      it also completely resets your immune system. so you can die from the common cold or smth

  • @Ghostplasmas
    @Ghostplasmas 5 лет назад +17

    I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES AND ACCIDENTALLY THREW THEM WHEN SHE WENT "Bubonic Plauge"

  • @helloimarabbit4083
    @helloimarabbit4083 4 года назад +35

    Anti vaxers kid: *turns 10*
    Kid: this is getting weird. I'm not supposed to exist this long.

  • @meridian9050
    @meridian9050 4 года назад +77

    "Mummy, why am I dying of the *_B U B O N I C P L A G U E_* "

    • @zzzzo00o
      @zzzzo00o 3 года назад +1

      This is the first ever comment I’ve ever seen on RUclips that made me wheeze

  • @patio8044
    @patio8044 5 лет назад +15

    Why would I want them to stop when it brings us *quality* content like this

  • @Arlothed1no
    @Arlothed1no 5 лет назад +29

    It's okay, fam. Take your time with uploading. We won't hold it against you.

  • @JOHNCENA-ji3rm
    @JOHNCENA-ji3rm 3 года назад +39

    I think you’re great, Savantics. You re dedicated to help the world and it’s just another Wednesday, covering a huge problem.

  • @simplydoodled
    @simplydoodled Год назад +2

    4:59 You voiced that ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY.

  • @edenem
    @edenem 5 лет назад +30

    My entire life I have been forced to not take vaccines because my mom is antivax, I'm honestly kind of scared about my future, this isn't a joke btw.

    • @lailauwu5405
      @lailauwu5405 4 года назад +2

      Are you ok?

    • @edenem
      @edenem 4 года назад +1

      @@lailauwu5405 I'm fine.

    • @pewspyfox9659
      @pewspyfox9659 4 года назад +3

      dont worry when you move away you can get vaccinated since thats not her choice after you move out

    • @dirandrous7682
      @dirandrous7682 4 года назад +1

      Get adopted, i recommend it.

    • @brenee260
      @brenee260 4 года назад +5

      I suggest getting updated on your shots once you turn 18, because once you’re not a minor anymore your parents can’t make those decisions for you anymore 👌

  • @pogga1621
    @pogga1621 5 лет назад +185

    anti vaxx jokes never got old
    so do their children

  • @slothful2039
    @slothful2039 5 лет назад +163

    Here before all of the generic anti-vaxx kids jokes.

  • @bingusdingus7417
    @bingusdingus7417 4 года назад +20

    On a serious note, PLEASE vaccinate your kids. My brother has cerebral palsy, a disability that prevents development in the muscles and makes the disabled person unable to use fine motor skills even with tons of physical therapy and surgeries. My brother is perfectly healthy other than his disability, and his cerebral palsy isnt even all throughout his body. However he can't cough, so even a common cold is devastating and could cause him to be hospitalized if we can't manually make him cough.
    If he got pneumonia, he would probably die. If you guys really care about keeping your loved ones alive, PLEASE VACCINATE

  • @ngarcia103
    @ngarcia103 2 года назад +2

    8:11 - they'll always ask you to prove your claim, yet when someone asks them to prove theirs, they'll always claim they don't need to

  • @traior246
    @traior246 5 лет назад +83

    Anti Vaxxer :
    Darwin : Behold, my Stand [Natural Selection] !

  • @Chase-uy9lv
    @Chase-uy9lv 5 лет назад +8

    It’s funny how I don’t really remember getting vaccinated that much because it wasn’t that big of a deal, but it hurt a little.
    But that is like saying you wouldn’t get a shot from a doctor just because it hurts even though you’re sick.

  • @lolman7554
    @lolman7554 5 лет назад +37

    Dont worry, we are still gonna be with you and your channel :)

  • @BubbleLolli
    @BubbleLolli 5 лет назад +9

    “...the *demonetized* away from me”

  • @mayslae
    @mayslae 5 лет назад +12

    No LGBT stands for
    Let'S
    Get
    This
    Bread

    • @eathotchipandlie6218
      @eathotchipandlie6218 4 года назад +4

      no
      L lets
      G get down to
      B business
      T to defeat the huns

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 года назад +1

      That's "LGTB", not "LGBT".

    • @mayslae
      @mayslae 4 года назад

      Wdym that’s totally lgbt dude

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 года назад

      @@eathotchipandlie6218 I have heard that one before. Yet it is no less brilliant.

    • @capoleon6660
      @capoleon6660 4 года назад +4

      No no
      L isa Lisa
      G ot
      B ig
      T iddies

  • @l.5186
    @l.5186 5 лет назад +32

    Our savior has returned
    All hail savantics
    All hail savantics

  • @lw6421
    @lw6421 5 лет назад +146

    ‘Our Lord and Saviour essential oils’
    Karen,Susan and Linda are shook
    Edit: Oh my god thank you I didn’t expect to get 37 likes 😂 ik that sounds so sad but thank you :)
    Edit 2: 44 likes I’m shook

  • @kadev2432
    @kadev2432 5 лет назад +7

    “Demon the *Demonetized* away from my child”

  • @ailishai
    @ailishai 4 года назад +4

    Welp the outbreaks of the plague happened in 1320, 1620, 1720, 1820, 1920, and welp....
    Guess we won’t need to worry bout them anymore-

  • @e.l.studios455
    @e.l.studios455 2 года назад +4

    " mother why am i dying of the bubonic plauge? ", " because you ate a rat "

  • @irlsasquatch
    @irlsasquatch 5 лет назад +17

    Polio is so hot... I love living to the age of four ✨💅🏼

  • @Thelil9
    @Thelil9 5 лет назад +8

    Glad you’re back! Hope you continue to heal up!

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 5 лет назад +38

    I love classic memes/meme formats, but I don't love these pics. These don't even deserve to be called memes. They're just diarrhea.
    ~ Tass

    • @77wkly
      @77wkly 5 лет назад +5

      Do you know what else is diarrhea?
      Anti-vax people

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 5 лет назад +2

      @@77wkly Definitely!

    • @77wkly
      @77wkly 5 лет назад +3

      Keznen
      Thank you for agreeing

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 5 лет назад +2

      @@77wkly No problem

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 4 года назад +1

      @@77wkly That's what thell end up with soon

  • @kurima674
    @kurima674 5 лет назад +9

    “Mommy why am I dying of the BUBONIC PLAGUE”
    Me: * heart attack 100 *

  • @themostpointlessvideos
    @themostpointlessvideos 3 года назад +4

    1 year later: *antivaxx moms legit edging us closer to the end of humanity*

  • @hudsondunn8385
    @hudsondunn8385 5 лет назад +10

    It is interesting that both sides of the political spectrum both have people who hate vaccines. There’s really not a one side is crazy kind of thing.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 года назад +4

      Every group has crazy people. Every. Single. Group. That's why it's bad to stereotype. People are far too complex for a black-and-white mentality to actually be correct.

  • @wilhelmsilversmith4339
    @wilhelmsilversmith4339 3 года назад +7

    Karen: "BETTER A DEAD CHILD THAN AN AUTISTIC ONE"

  • @Fenis1754
    @Fenis1754 3 года назад +3

    How to get a nuke
    1 go to an antivax party
    2 cough
    3 get a 50 kill streak
    4 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

  • @TanukiHime
    @TanukiHime 4 года назад +3

    Image being so paranoid that you willingly put your child in danger

  • @Fox7-c5r
    @Fox7-c5r 5 лет назад +7

    My dad: my son is probably leaving things through the glorious site that is RUclips.
    Me: watching people’s antivaxx posts with paladins gameplay

  • @Silverstar129
    @Silverstar129 5 лет назад +10

    *Me about to fall asleep*
    This video: BUBONIC PLAUGE

  • @wingsofkuiper1841
    @wingsofkuiper1841 2 года назад +5

    anti-vaxx mom: my child is perfectly fine, i haven't given him a single vaccine!
    her child: *Dying of leukemia, the bubonic plague, COVID, whooping cough, swine flu, dysentery, measles, mumps, cholera, and rubella*

  • @Eviecat2000
    @Eviecat2000 3 года назад +4

    Antivaxx logic: hmmmmmm, my house is only 97.93% safe... guess I'll be homeless.

  • @mr.youtube4723
    @mr.youtube4723 4 года назад +1

    the moms must have big balls because that's tough talk from someone who can be taken out by a cough

  • @FrannieFibgert
    @FrannieFibgert 4 года назад +2

    The only way I live everyday knowing these people exist is by tricking myself into thinking that they're just joking, except they're all very unfunny.

  • @BraidensWorldProductions
    @BraidensWorldProductions 2 года назад +3

    Earth is not round, it’s not flat either. It’s skeleton

  • @lilypetalsss
    @lilypetalsss 3 года назад +5

    Anti vaxx kid: *turns 9*
    *Your free trial of life has ended*

  • @Xiiki
    @Xiiki 3 года назад +3

    “Hey child, since we hate vaxes have some, C O C A I N .

  • @mimikrue
    @mimikrue 5 лет назад

    Back when Catherine the Great ruled Russia, there was an epidemic of smallpox. Vaccines were quite new at the time and Catherine and her son had not yet contracted the disease. Catherine got a professional from Britain to inoculate her against smallpox and then had her son inoculated as well. Catherine eventually set up easily accessible vaccination centres for the Russian people to get vaccinated against smallpox. This saved the lives of many of the Russian people. This was the late 1700s.
    EDIT: I got this information from a video series on Catherine the Great, which is a part of the channel Extra Credits' "Extra History" series.

  • @Ashrustic
    @Ashrustic 3 года назад +5

    If slavery is bad then why did people own slaves? That's the same logic as the 1st meme

  • @Bulbz124
    @Bulbz124 3 года назад +5

    "Mommy why am I dying of the
    *B U B O N I C P L A U G U E* "

    • @AloyImpact
      @AloyImpact 2 года назад +2

      Still dying of laughter from that

  • @izznt
    @izznt 2 года назад +5

    Not that it was necessary, but that was an incredibly good apology and I appreciate how you focused on how to resolve the problem while taking full responsibility without any over emotion. Just incredibly sincere and that struck me.

  • @alexlehr3175
    @alexlehr3175 3 года назад +3

    Wife on husband's account here. My "favorite" one is the dog-turd cling-on to your shoe type of myth that vaccines cause autism. I am autistic. Even *if* it was true that this could happen, there are definitely worse things than being autistic. Diseases such as polio can have permanent life-long disabling effects including the ability to freaking breathe on your own. Chicken Pox (I've HEARD--not entirely sure) can possibly cause sterility. But somehow being autistic is worse than all that...yes, it does make my life a lot harder but it's definitely preferable to being killed or crippled by an easily preventable disease. Whenever the nurse brought me the clipboard in the hospital after we had our baby to give the Hep B and vitamin injections, she seemed almost hesitant to explain to me what it was as though I was going to tear her head off. As I thumbed through the forms to read them, I noticed that the "I do not consent" line was much bigger and at the top of the page while the "I consent" line was smaller and either toward the middle or bottom. I found this state of affairs to be very sad. Nobody likes taking their baby to the pediatrician knowing that they're going to get poked and cry and maybe feel a little crappy the rest of the day but that can be remedied with extra cuddles, a little infant Tylenol, and some patience. I'd rather deal with than weeks or months of some horrible disease making our blessing miserable. And if she does turn out to be autistic (since now it's apparently in our gene pool), it won't be the end of the world either. I had to navigate the world on my own because I went under the radar. I wasn't a picky eater and I didn't have a lot of meltdowns and don't look the way people think autism looks behaviorally though it's a little worse as I get older and take on more responsibility. I can help my child with all the bad parts as I've been there. If she ends up neurotypical, more power to her and I'll be happy that she's got different challenges than me and won't have her volume cranked up to 11 like I do.

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 4 года назад +3

    Every time I see anti-vaxxers it reminds me of a post on a social media platform which I straight up do not remember but it was like
    "There were no cases of autism before 1930"
    "Yeah well Mount. Everest wasn't discovered till the 1800s but I'm pretty sure the mountain was still fucking there."

  • @certifiedhomelanderstan
    @certifiedhomelanderstan 2 года назад +2

    3:19 I like how she just called Texas: “yee haw”.

  • @micahdesilva1685
    @micahdesilva1685 5 лет назад +5

    PALADINS YESSS
    I liked your channel before but now it's a whole other level

  • @iinvadergir1389
    @iinvadergir1389 5 лет назад +5

    Mommy, why am I dying of the
    B҉ U҉ B҉ O҉ N҉ I҉ C҉ ҉P҉ L҉ A҉ G҉ U҉ E҉ ?

  • @navydave5238
    @navydave5238 4 года назад +3

    5:14 "Mom why am i dying of the BUBONIC PLAGUE"

  • @angusisarat5707
    @angusisarat5707 5 лет назад +1

    Every time formaldehyde was said in this video I had to try so hard not to scream the lyrics to ‘build god then we’ll talk’.

  • @eden1996
    @eden1996 3 года назад +4

    I’m 13, terrified of needles, and chose to get the vaccine. If it will help the world be better, than I will do what I need to, even if it means I don’t like it 💛

    • @Samstrainss
      @Samstrainss 2 года назад +1

      I'm 33, I went worked in the room with people who were struggling to breathe, deluded from lack of oxygen, being ventilated, coughing so much they vomited in the end.
      A needle and a bit of a sore arm ain't so bad.

    • @Bravetreee
      @Bravetreee Год назад

      FED

  • @flowee7750
    @flowee7750 5 лет назад +11

    Mommy why am I dying of the
    *B U B O N I C P L A G U E*

  • @Woomvee
    @Woomvee 2 года назад +3

    4:04 you learn something new everyday

  • @Ro-qp8rb
    @Ro-qp8rb 5 лет назад +3

    The bubonic plague part was funny but I had my computer speakers ON, not cool

  • @iantyner7520
    @iantyner7520 4 года назад

    in the formaldihyde argument is also used in anti vaping campaigns to, I found the same reasearch you did when they said do your reasearch

  • @noeyes9378
    @noeyes9378 4 года назад +2

    5:24 it’s a vicious battle between Rubik’s cube, light bulb, and wooOoooOoOah