The House on Sorority Row - The Cinema Snob

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  • Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
  • How are the girls supposed to enjoy their gradation party when folks keep finding the body of the house mother in the dirty swimming pool! The Cinema Snob reviews this 1982 slasher.
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    Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
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Комментарии • 93

  • @TheCosmicWander18
    @TheCosmicWander18 3 дня назад +23

    Always happy when the snob talks about 80’s slashers

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild День назад

      Just an FYI; the apostrophe goes before the 8, not after the 0. It's in place of the first two digits 19.

  • @TUPRBABE
    @TUPRBABE 6 дней назад +26

    Wait ... this was filmed in Pikesville?! As a Marylander, I feel the need to yell "Oy gevalt!!!'

    • @jagger2313
      @jagger2313 3 дня назад +5

      Hi fellow Marylander! I’m also from Pikesville, this was shot in what’s now Valley Gate where I grew up. The mansion is now a connected series of townhouses and other houses were built up around the manor

  • @philippeh3904
    @philippeh3904 3 дня назад +14

    One of my favourite 80s slasher movies. Finally glad the Snob is covering it 🎉

  • @HarukoJisan
    @HarukoJisan 3 дня назад +17

    Putting the scalpal in a candle flame to sterilize it is really funny, because you'd know if you've ever put anything at all in a candle flame that it burns very dirty and ashy, the scalpal would've been covered in black soot

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 22 часа назад

      But that's ok, if that's all you have the scalpel will be sterile, just a little dirty. The soot will be sterile too.

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy 22 часа назад

      Quite true.

  • @HandsomeSteveJacobson
    @HandsomeSteveJacobson 3 дня назад +5

    The best time of the year for reviews

  • @RTCMAHL
    @RTCMAHL 3 дня назад +8

    Good pick! Loved this movie for years. Especially the scene where they're hanging around the pool eating KFC.

  •  6 дней назад +7

    I damn near almost spit out my Coke Zero when the edited headshot came in

  • @andrewcarlin9758
    @andrewcarlin9758 3 дня назад +3

    I Love the " Slicks older brother" reference , that has to go over a few heads. 😂

  • @pickleeggs3340
    @pickleeggs3340 3 дня назад +5

    this is one of my guilty pleasure movies 👍

  • @KyleRobots
    @KyleRobots 5 дней назад +9

    Also a good rifftrax if you haven't seen it.
    But I too wanted the Curtains to go with the Windows. We need to decorate this house on sorority row somehow!

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 2 дня назад +4

    Snob has been blessing us with so many horror reviews over the past it feels great.. cant waot for October

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 3 дня назад +6

    One of my favorite underrated 80’s slashers, it’s like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” meets “Black Christmas”

  • @flmbyz
    @flmbyz 3 дня назад +4

    I always get excited whenever I see something that was already on RiffTrax.
    I get doubly excited when I see it’s been on both RiffTrax AND The Last Drive In.
    Here’s hoping Contamination is coming soon!

    • @ItsHyomoto
      @ItsHyomoto 3 дня назад +1

      I'm getting hardcore deja vu and MAYBE Rifftrax is why. I don't remember watching it as a riff but I swear I've seen this episode before!

    • @flmbyz
      @flmbyz 2 дня назад

      @@ItsHyomoto Same. First time I saw it, it barely resonated. Took me another two viewings just to let anything from the movie sink in.

  • @djmexicanodetx2195
    @djmexicanodetx2195 3 дня назад +8

    You're all drinking Pepsi A.M. 😂

  • @michaelryall5752
    @michaelryall5752 3 дня назад +9

    Loving these cult slasher reviews, but I gotta ask, will we ever have another Musical March in September? Or are those now a thing of the past?

    • @ryanwillson2751
      @ryanwillson2751 3 дня назад +2

      He probably forgot again

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 2 дня назад +1

      ​@@ryanwillson2751
      There something endearing about a RUclipsr who......just forgets. 😂😂😂

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 3 дня назад +3

    Was JUST checkin' on what video to re-watch 'ere!
    🎉

  • @knightnday10
    @knightnday10 3 дня назад +3

    Ooo I haven't seen this one in twenty years or more. Thanks for spotlighting it Snob!

  • @Twightwee
    @Twightwee 2 дня назад

    The RiffTrax for this movie is my favorite. I have such a soft spot for it. Does it make sense? No. Is it fun? Yes.

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 3 дня назад +2

    Was JUST checkin' on what video to rematch 'ere!
    🎉

  • @hew2356
    @hew2356 3 дня назад

    I saw the Rifftrax version of this a few months ago. It's better, and more tense, than I expected. I also like that the first thing the final girl hallucinates is a couple ballroom dancing-I was reminded of a similar sequence from "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte."

  • @adamo6250
    @adamo6250 3 дня назад +1

    What?! No King Frat joke, those guys were masters at hiding a dead body, also I apologize for giving those guys a compliment.

  • @ItsHyomoto
    @ItsHyomoto 3 дня назад +1

    Is this a new episode, I feel like Brad reviewed this before and I can't imagine anyone else I watch covering this movie. If not this is helluva deja vu.

  • @snoo333
    @snoo333 22 часа назад

    thanks a bunch. love these videos.

  • @AntoinettexKitten
    @AntoinettexKitten 3 дня назад +2

    I never saw Eric's face any time I watched the movie

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 2 дня назад

    I love seeing all these middle aged “frat boys” in these old school slasher movies. 🤣

  • @chriswelter3859
    @chriswelter3859 3 дня назад +1

    Creepiest youtube thumbnail I've ever seen. Thanks for that, Brad

  • @ludocrious7898
    @ludocrious7898 2 дня назад

    I started yelling "6 times" once the girls started shooting like haywired at the pool scene 😅 "SIX TIMES ..IN THE HEART"

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 дня назад

    Rifftrax did this one and now so have you, yay!

  • @IamtheEkco
    @IamtheEkco 3 дня назад +1

    Shoutout 4 out of 5 doctors man modern man is a jam

  • @filmfangirls9163
    @filmfangirls9163 3 дня назад

    I somehow feel a coziness listening to reviews of classic horror films lol

  • @AngelofMusic04
    @AngelofMusic04 День назад

    Between this and "Prom Night", Musical March in September seems to be Massacre March in September. I'm not complaining.

  • @paulgreen6925
    @paulgreen6925 2 дня назад

    She not only a Real House Wife but also A Soap Opera actress Young and Restless

  • @cherylfagan3219
    @cherylfagan3219 3 дня назад

    Great movie. So much fun.

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque2782 2 дня назад

    Hopefully youll cover Halloween Ends this October. Your series of Halloween reviews is incomplete without it.

  • @sgtmajor5700
    @sgtmajor5700 2 дня назад

    Odd how fraternities don't get featured in a film like this.

  • @MrCjosue24
    @MrCjosue24 3 дня назад

    "The Bradley on Sorority Row" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MaraRhodus
    @MaraRhodus 3 дня назад

    Can't believe you couldn't fit a reference to the J-Horror classic House in that opening bit

  • @ronbroadfoot279
    @ronbroadfoot279 3 дня назад +1

    Eileen Davidson, who played Kristen DiMera on DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

    • @aionanyx4462
      @aionanyx4462 3 дня назад

      The comment I was looking for! 😁👍

  • @jacobmatthewcrawford2120
    @jacobmatthewcrawford2120 3 дня назад +1

    20:15 That might be the funniest quip of the review!
    Gotta say, for a slasher film, there's a lot of gunplay in this.

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 дня назад

    LOL, I remember when you did "Don't Go Near The Park" and "Don't Go In The Woods...Alone!" back in the day. Also, "Don't Answer The Phone" and "Don't Go In The House" were two shitty horror flicks I saw back in the late 90s!

  • @hrrproductions553
    @hrrproductions553 3 дня назад

    Well, this is one Slasher Movie that I never heard of before until this review from the Cinema Snob, but I gotta admit that it was quite hilarious to hear Cinema Snob's reactions and opinions to it though, much like his other reviews as well

  • @kevinsmith3879
    @kevinsmith3879 3 дня назад +3

    Your review thumbnail is too sexy. 😍

  • @JetblackThemeTime
    @JetblackThemeTime 2 дня назад

    That title card is seeeexy.

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 3 дня назад

    I sort of liked this one. And i recognized one of the girls as Scott Bakula's love interest in 'Necessary Roughness'. That movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. It might not be 'good' but I enjoy it. Cast go a long way toward that.

  • @greenkoopa
    @greenkoopa 2 дня назад

    "The gradation party"
    Description of this video 9 hours after upload 🧐🐢

  • @cBe9999
    @cBe9999 День назад

    It's off topic I know, but I just saw that on Amazon Prime there's a film called 'Arena Wars' - its cover is clearly using the style of the Borderlands' main poster. Wow, that's an... interesting choice. I wonder if it will pay off ;)

  • @warlockawa
    @warlockawa 3 дня назад +1

    best movie bloger. from Russia with ❤

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 3 дня назад

    This low budget 80s slasher movies feeling more authentic than modern slasher movies. My explanation is that the directors think that they movie can be like The Room or Birdemic. But they forget the most important part. This movies at least tried. And this is why so many low budget movies nowadays failed.

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 3 дня назад

    I like the part in the movie where the old lady finds the young couple doing some hanky-panky and totally flips out on them.

  • @glennhay5628
    @glennhay5628 3 дня назад

    I saw school spirit in a double bill with Schwarzeneggers commando in downtown San Diego a block away from Horton Plaza. that block at the time was all peep shows, a porn theater and sex shops. good times.

  • @tj112286
    @tj112286 3 дня назад

    This does look like a legit horror movie. And tbh, the remake isn't that bad neither. That's how I learned about this movie. 😊

  • @alanquinn9845
    @alanquinn9845 3 дня назад

    I am watching this in my house and I am so scared.

  • @TraTranc
    @TraTranc 3 дня назад

    AAAAH, yes, thye early 1980s, when a gun on campus didn't automatically came with a complimentary full lockdown and SWAT team.

  • @tremorsfan
    @tremorsfan 3 дня назад

    Are we sure this wasn't meant to be a comedy like Slumber Party Massacre? The pool scenes sound like comedy.

  • @benpolishak8732
    @benpolishak8732 День назад

    Another good review when you gonna do Girls Nite Out

  • @thealchemist51
    @thealchemist51 3 дня назад

    Damn that Tile card!
    Is there a possibility I can get a print of that please?

  • @popick86
    @popick86 3 дня назад

    If I’m going to watch a house movie, I’d rather watch the house on the left thank you very much

  • @chris26479
    @chris26479 2 дня назад

    😂😂 what the hell is that thumbnail

  • @chaosmachines934
    @chaosmachines934 3 дня назад

    they say they don't want me in
    but i will do it anyway

  • @robgetz3564
    @robgetz3564 8 часов назад

    Are you planning on Musical March in September?

  • @jonjeez4218
    @jonjeez4218 2 дня назад

    And one of my favorite video games stay out of the house

  • @nooctip
    @nooctip 2 дня назад

    Oh come on Eilleen Davidson played Ashley Abbott on the Young and the Restless. The jokes write themselves.

  • @RichReviews2
    @RichReviews2 3 дня назад

    Do a review of Two-Minute-Warning.

  • @Dresdenflower
    @Dresdenflower 2 дня назад

    No musical March in September this year?

  • @thEannoyingE
    @thEannoyingE 3 дня назад

    What was it with houses in the 80s, they’re always haunted or full of murderers.

  • @jacobdow8719
    @jacobdow8719 2 дня назад

    7:13🤣

  • @DarthAzabrush
    @DarthAzabrush День назад

    5:30 Honestly villains are better with nice sounding voices. Case in point Anthony Ainley as the Master or Rupert Everet in... most of his film roles for his whole career.

  • @macuna1995
    @macuna1995 3 дня назад

    4 Out of 5 Doctors, yeah!!!

  • @deogiriyadav8399
    @deogiriyadav8399 2 дня назад

    Hiiii... Hw r u....???
    Have u ever heard about.... Sardar udham... 2021....????

  • @Entertained45
    @Entertained45 3 дня назад

    Are we getting an "Am I Racist" review?

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 2 дня назад

    You said that you are running out of "House" movies to review, right? Well, have you reviewed the 1977 Toho movie called 'House' yet?

  • @aaronkindig8016
    @aaronkindig8016 2 дня назад

    Clint Howard is the killer

  • @lafayettedad
    @lafayettedad 2 дня назад

    Please please review the 1988 horror movie "Pin"

  • @MichaelPenaRiderKick
    @MichaelPenaRiderKick 2 дня назад

    I swear if this is some Skullduggery shit…

  • @boldbearings
    @boldbearings 2 дня назад

    Braddddd🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

  • @CineMasterDamian
    @CineMasterDamian 2 дня назад

    Honestly, I prefer the 2009 remake

  • @goodgremlinmedia2757
    @goodgremlinmedia2757 День назад

    I would say you should review “Am I racist” but apparently that’s a great way to get canceled for some reason.

  • @MrJbooker33
    @MrJbooker33 3 дня назад

    Lol I have been banned from X 3 times since starting using the app 2 months ago..... I think I'll just delete it.

  • @KLegyyn
    @KLegyyn 2 дня назад

    The remake is ass, and I watched it without context of this movie.
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    Then I learned and watched this movie before watching this review.
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    All I have to say is, watch that obligatory remake!
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