Everything Wrong With Rio 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @chillingtalesfordarknights
    @chillingtalesfordarknights 4 года назад +3221

    If Rio 2 was a /r/nosleep title, it would probably be: My family and I didn't feel at home in the city, so we moved back to my hometown. It's even worse, and everyone wants me dead.

    • @BlackGoldSaya
      @BlackGoldSaya 4 года назад +65

      Its weird that I was also trying to turn this movie into a creepyoasta

    • @meco7956
      @meco7956 4 года назад +44

      Sounds like a fake animated story title😂

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 4 года назад +18

      Wait CTFDN? This is about the last place I expected you guys lol.

    • @jackthomas1448
      @jackthomas1448 4 года назад +6

      Oh hey I’ve seen you round in my recommended before!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 года назад +7

      That makes Rio 2 sound like a horror movie, LOL.

  • @pandekuri
    @pandekuri 4 года назад +2628

    Sin: were they expecting their kids to preserve the last of their species via incest?...

    • @ravenlorans
      @ravenlorans 4 года назад +116

      Shhhhhhh.. We don't speak about that. You know, If people found out about Subliminal Messaging... Ah, ,who am I kidding, they will fall for anything, Like Wearing Masks, tho they never had to wear them when the Bird Flu Hit, or any other "Pandemic" in the past 50yrs hit. But Now, a Simple Flu Hits and Bam! Wear your mask Sheep.

    • @shaderu3402
      @shaderu3402 4 года назад +66

      ravenlorans ok gamer

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 4 года назад +53

      Yes because they are animals

    • @shaderu3402
      @shaderu3402 4 года назад +103

      omar salem inbreeding is still not good for animals. It’s why the Tasmanian Devil has a transmittable form of cancer. They’re too closely related, so the cancer can spread between them from bite wounds and such

    • @cuddleslikespie
      @cuddleslikespie 4 года назад +49

      @@ravenlorans uhhhhhhhhh

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 4 года назад +647

    "Start thinking about us." All of you were annoyed by how protective he was of you!

    • @belladobunaba5519
      @belladobunaba5519 3 года назад +72

      There was just no winning with jewel in this movie.

    • @JamesMayhugh
      @JamesMayhugh 3 года назад +6

      Common You cant be hating on jewel.

    • @ignisardenti2486
      @ignisardenti2486 3 года назад +50

      @@JamesMayhugh while I agree with u, part of this was her fault. Well, indirectly but u get it. Personally, I blame Eduardo for being a feather dick to Blu and Jewel should be blamed for being oblivious abt it. She doesnt seem to realize that her father only favors Roberto, AND THAT FIRST SIGN WAS WHEN HE TOLD BLU TO CALL HIM "SIR"!!

    • @TheOneandOnlyR0zieP0zey
      @TheOneandOnlyR0zieP0zey Год назад +12

      All she wanted was to get with that Bruno mars macaw and she just acted like a jerk to Blu because he's not what she wants anymore

  • @Nelson_rod_riguez
    @Nelson_rod_riguez 3 года назад +691

    I really hate how every makaw treats blu like crap all because he’s new to the colony, even his children are given the easy way in the colony’s acceptance.

    • @GreenWingSpino
      @GreenWingSpino 3 года назад +70

      I think only Mimi was the only exception to not treat him like crap and I really would've wished to see what some of the other macaws besides the main ones we get to see really thought of Blu.

    • @jonathanforsyth8422
      @jonathanforsyth8422 2 года назад +4

      Exactly.

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 2 года назад +16

      yeah this is just blu torture

  • @tred6292
    @tred6292 3 года назад +776

    Honestly, the greatest Sin in this movie is the representation of Blu and Jewel‘s relationship. In the first movie they came together as a couple by realizing that they both cared for one another and were willing to sacrifice part of what they loved to be together and find something better. The first movie ended with Blu moving into the jungle to make Jewel happy while Jewel stayed in Rio so that they could still live close enough to a city so Blu could still see Linda.
    My point is that the last movie ended with the clear idea that Blu and Jewel cared about each other and their relationship was built on the foundation of mutual cooperation and attention so that they formed an equal partnership and were both happy with the life they chose for themselves.
    But in the second movie they act like A) they still live like humans instead of living in the jungle; B) Blu is the soul foundation of the relationship’s stability given that he is the only one actively trying to keep everyone happy; and C) that Jewel is now a selfish wife who either doesn’t realize that she’s hurting Blu or she doesn’t care. Seriously, the first movie ended with them both happy, yet in the second Jewel is completely okay with letting Blu get tortured by her father, upstaged by the guy her father is clearly trying to set her up with, and taking him away from everything he has ever cared about or loved just to satisfy her desire to live more wild.
    The greatest problem is that they forgot how to write Jewel for this movie, because in Rio 2 she just completely takes advantage of her family. She says that the kids love being wild, but we never see a direct comparison to their kids lives at home vs here. The argument could be made that the kids prefer the jungle, or that they preferred Rio. Either way, there isn’t enough on screen evidence to support that the kids like it better in the Amazon or in Rio. Also, Jewel is completely taking advantage of the fact that Blu is willing to do anything to make Jewel happy, even if it’s making him miserable.
    The point is that in the first movie Jewel was not this selfish. Relationships are built on mutual trust, effort, and understanding. One way effort relationships are not healthy and there is no way Jewel from the first movie would ever let this happen.
    But for real. The GREATEST Sin in this movie is that it is called “Rio 2” and yet it hardly spends any time in “Rio.”

    • @Little_minnie530
      @Little_minnie530 3 года назад +136

      Exactly and the fact that she allows her father to treat him like dog shit even though he is the sole reason why she actually returned back to her family and her colony is just awful. Like if I was in that situation and I lost my daughter and then the sole reason she came back was because of her partner damn I do literally anything to make that person happy or to give back to them. It’s so awful

    • @tred6292
      @tred6292 3 года назад +79

      @@Little_minnie530 I KNOW!!!
      And the biggest problem is that they could have done literally anything else with this movie. Just the other day, I sat down with a friend and we talked about at least five different ideas that kept the original plot of this movie in tact, but made it so much more enjoyable by giving the characters better traits that built on their arcs from the first movie, gave better reasons for why they have conflict, and gave better understanding to those who should have been written better in the film.
      There are a ton of ways that they could have written these characters that would have made the movie better. Their biggest crime is that they didn’t put in the time and attention necessary to make Jewel an evolved version of her Rio 1 movie character.

    • @paigemontague4022
      @paigemontague4022 2 года назад +51

      I completely agree! Every word you said was accurate. I like the first film a lot, but I can barely even watch Rio 2. My real problems are: A) Like you said, barely any of the film actually happens in Rio. And Linda keeps moving around the world according to what her bird does, apparently! B) There being a massive flock of other Blue Macaws that were believed to be extinct is a clichéd, unrealistic and uninteresting plot point C) Bringing Nigel back as the villain just felt lazy. He really didn't effect the plot and he was 20 times more annoying than he was in the first movie. Oh, and the scenes with musical numbers between Nigel and the female frog who is in love with him are the most unwatchable parts. D) Is Jewel completely blind?! Even if you have just reunited with your long-lost family, I can't express enough how bad it is that Jewel wasn't far from cheating on Blu with her childhood friend Roberto, and she didn't notice or at least care at all about her father treating her husband like crap. Jewel and the kids were drifting away from Blu, he's in an unfamiliar place, he was being bullied by the other birds, and Linda and Tulio are too busy to spend time with him. Blu was all alone and Jewel did nothing. It's disgusting.

    • @D34D_IDI0T
      @D34D_IDI0T 2 года назад +16

      you wrote more than I used to in school

    • @e.j5813
      @e.j5813 2 года назад +15

      Is as if they forgotten about how they made the first movie. Idk why the voice actors didn’t stand up for the characters especially. They could’ve said that no way it fits them

  • @derekgrimesvideos
    @derekgrimesvideos 4 года назад +9197

    I’d like to see CinemaSins direct a movie

    • @10thhousebabe
      @10thhousebabe 4 года назад +1144

      They would probably make a sins video on it 😳

    • @UnknownError839
      @UnknownError839 4 года назад +419

      ILL GO TAKE OUT A LOAN FOR 30M BUDGET

    • @CaptainphoenixofficialYT
      @CaptainphoenixofficialYT 4 года назад +466

      True it would probably be five seconds long. Excluding logos.

    • @Monato_Zandu
      @Monato_Zandu 4 года назад +88

      What would they call it tho?

    • @nicovulkis1827
      @nicovulkis1827 4 года назад +256

      Eh, he would just have to sin his own movie eventually. As he has said at some point in the past, "No movie is without sin."

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +1316

    Welcome 2 Rio would've been a much better title for the movie. Man these companies need to hire you

    • @StoicForce
      @StoicForce 4 года назад +96

      Cinema Sins would have complained that the title was unnecessary, because "the first movie was in Rio, so why would we need to be welcomed to somewhere we're still currently at".

    • @Lemon_Bowl
      @Lemon_Bowl 4 года назад +13

      but they are going to the amazon not rio, that was the lats movie

    • @GnomallyOrcward
      @GnomallyOrcward 4 года назад +2

      I'd still prefer Deadpool: Direct 2 Cable over Deadpool 2.

    • @sleekyissleepy
      @sleekyissleepy 3 года назад +1

      But the title in portuguese wouldn't make sense

    • @Plym_lb
      @Plym_lb 3 года назад +1

      Also he would have said roll cradits

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +1681

    "Does EVERY animated kids movie have to open with a song now?"
    Well how else would you copy Disney?

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 4 года назад +6

      Says the person who posted that comment on a device made in china.

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 года назад

      Or plug commercial pap?

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 4 года назад +4

      If Disney does it they all have too, its not like Mickey owns the rights to the term musicals

    • @cuttsthecat6331
      @cuttsthecat6331 4 года назад +11

      Ironic since this film is now owned by Disney

    • @JaredtheRabbit
      @JaredtheRabbit 4 года назад +8

      How funny, as the studio that made the movie was owned by Fox, who faced the worst fate a company can face- being bought by Disney.

  • @hxnx3900
    @hxnx3900 4 года назад +714

    Jewel's dad to his grandchildren: You'll call me Pop-pop!
    Jewel's dad to Blu: *You'll call me sir*

    • @alexthegreat8001
      @alexthegreat8001 3 года назад +29

      Urgh, I really dislike Eduardo. He's even worse than the stupid hair macaw.

    • @johanngarcia1946
      @johanngarcia1946 3 года назад +55

      I never liked Ed, Roberto, and that stupid egotistical Felipe.

    • @atomic_salvy101
      @atomic_salvy101 3 года назад +11

      every relationship in a nutshell

    • @philipgood5041
      @philipgood5041 2 года назад +10

      @@johanngarcia1946 Felipe isn't that bad. He has a tribe to protect, although he could be a bit more lenient, Blue didn't even eat any of the Brazil nuts. Fernando can go bleep bloop himself though.

  • @thatminecrafter4464
    @thatminecrafter4464 4 года назад +2549

    Sad Fact: The Spix Macaw (Blu) species is now extinct in the wild.

    • @LordTylerBluGunderson
      @LordTylerBluGunderson 4 года назад +339

      They’re being reintroduced into the wild next year

    • @nfenfe9054
      @nfenfe9054 4 года назад +115

      extinct in the wild

    • @SNOWMAN3161
      @SNOWMAN3161 4 года назад +223

      That kinda explains why we didn't get a part 3

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 года назад +118

      @@SNOWMAN3161 that and because the second one wasn't that good anyways.

    • @takenleopard9517
      @takenleopard9517 4 года назад +9

      Always was what do you mean??

  • @boomerboy2868
    @boomerboy2868 4 года назад +582

    You forgot to mention how Linda somehow knows EXACTLY how to operate a bulldozer.

  • @Bobo-Nose
    @Bobo-Nose 2 года назад +154

    Jewel: Maybe stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about us.
    Says the one who decided "Oh we're living here now, we're not going back" without consulting everyone.
    Jewel: You need to figure out what you want.
    That's not issue, he knows what he wants. The issue is that *you don't care.*

    • @finalmountain
      @finalmountain 2 года назад +29

      Blu care’s about what Jewel wants but she doesn’t care about he wants. That is f””ked up.

    • @juliabp6057
      @juliabp6057 Год назад

      That’s why Rio 2 is a shit

  • @javierfebronio8907
    @javierfebronio8907 4 года назад +458

    You forgot one big sin! When Roberto lets the gang sleep in his treehouse he tells Blu this: "Let me tell you something: If anything and I mean anything ever happens to you, I will take care of your family".

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 2 года назад +24

      This screams cheat codes so hard

    • @finalmountain
      @finalmountain 2 года назад +31

      My reaction to that part was
      “JESUS CHRIST” (Out loud)

    • @isengarde9490
      @isengarde9490 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeahhh..That's not a red flag or anything..

  • @RushGirnty19
    @RushGirnty19 4 года назад +861

    I feel like in reality in the second movie, Jewel actually doesn’t give a shit about Blu whatsoever and just abandons her kids anyway just to be with her family. Also, the “Maybe you should start thinking about what YOU want, and less selfish” or whatever she said is just pointless. Jewel is obviously wrong it that situation because in reality her children, AND husband all are comfortable with city life. I don’t know why Jewel would even try to get out in the jungle just because everyone else is out there. I’m seeing alot of other comments about what she had said and tbh i think i speak for everyone when i say if i was a bird and i saw that happen to Blu i would’ve gone up and said something. Now since Jewels family came it basically ruined everything for Blu and the love him and Jewel used to have.
    Basically i just summed up the whole “Jewel’s a dick” plot.

    • @MilkAndCerealYTP
      @MilkAndCerealYTP 4 года назад +50

      what a macawk block

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 года назад +116

      I actually cant watch this movie oast the point where they find Jewels flock.
      Blu gets treated so badly and unfairly that it feels bad :C
      And even the ending is bitter sweet.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 года назад +3

      @Minh Lê Anh
      D:
      NO

    • @npwlong6839
      @npwlong6839 3 года назад +38

      @Minh Lê Anh Agreed sir, absolutely. The first movie is just so a romance cliché movie, two opposite gender characters who have to get together for... movie's purposes, then they ended as a couple. C'mon movie! They're not sharing anything in common! (other than being biologically matched)
      Anyway I watched the film back when I was still a kid, and the second movie always feel like it somehow ruined the first one. I mean I shipped Blue and Jewel! But the poorly (?) portraiting of her character just... dissapointed me. Now grown up, to rethink of Rio 2, it's easy to see how mismatched they are.
      Anyway anyway, hello you fellow Vietnamese stranger!

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 3 года назад +55

      Basically. She obviously didn’t care that he was having a rough time- she just expected him to change. She wasn’t fair to him. Talking about stop thinking about yourself, Jewel can use a bit of that too and LISTEN to her husband and all the bs that happened

  • @lydiabatterbury6099
    @lydiabatterbury6099 4 года назад +71

    “I’ll be up late writing fan fic about it”
    Nigel: *screams*
    Same Nigel same

  • @devvratbani5209
    @devvratbani5209 4 года назад +1852

    You didn't covered the biggest mistake of the movie.
    *Those birds are now extinct*

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 4 года назад +54

      Wait seriously?

    • @Gralex-1080
      @Gralex-1080 4 года назад +212

      @@therlchickenjoe5332 extinct in the wild yes

    • @MTdgo3
      @MTdgo3 4 года назад +138

      It is planed to bring back the population to 150 by this year

    • @matthewarmstrong1528
      @matthewarmstrong1528 4 года назад +19

      F

    • @susanferrie
      @susanferrie 4 года назад +15

      Thank you @Darth Vader

  • @LittleParade_
    @LittleParade_ 4 года назад +255

    The fact that I can't even get a grasp on what exactly the plot is after you highlighted all 7 or 8 side plots, is pretty sad.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 4 года назад +1

      I'm so confused!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 года назад +15

      I like this movie, but it's like they put a lot of unrelated plot points into a blender or something. 😂😂😂

    • @Maretoast
      @Maretoast 4 года назад +6

      I felt Blu's plot feels straight-up from a lost scene of a creepypasta of Rio

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 2 года назад +1

      Better Call Saul handled subplots better than this

  • @kooly3785
    @kooly3785 4 года назад +249

    11:56, I'm disappointed that there wasn't an Angry Birds joke.

    • @nicklaustucker4788
      @nicklaustucker4788 4 года назад +6

      Bruh, same

    • @okbuddy1695
      @okbuddy1695 4 года назад +6

      Missed opportunity

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 4 года назад +9

      Green Pigs: (Laugh)

    • @JamesMayhugh
      @JamesMayhugh 3 года назад +13

      I also can't believe they got rid of
      Angry Birds Rio, It Was One Of The Best Games!!!!!!

  • @Retrophoenix-
    @Retrophoenix- 4 года назад +294

    Imo movies take a quality nosedive when the main characters have kids

    • @LeArctic
      @LeArctic 4 года назад +9

      @Mom except for how to train youre gragon

    • @Zany_Zim
      @Zany_Zim 4 года назад +34

      @@LeArctic they don't have kids till the very end of the 3rd film, doesn't really count.

    • @Zany_Zim
      @Zany_Zim 4 года назад +24

      They do, and they always make the kids f kng annoying. The normal looking kids they had at the end of the 1st might have been OK.

    • @reaven8172
      @reaven8172 4 года назад +7

      just like real life

    • @LeArctic
      @LeArctic 4 года назад +2

      @@reaven8172 well for youre parents its unterstandable

  • @jakeofalltradesmusic
    @jakeofalltradesmusic 4 года назад +323

    The wife bird, who's name I forgot, sounds like my wife. "Oh yeah, we totally want the same thing. *gets married* just kidding, I'm going to use every manipulative tactic in the book to make you uproot your life and desires to get only what I want. And _that's_ fair."

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 года назад +39

      Yup. They turned the sweet loving bird from 1st movie into a meanie Bitch :(

    • @abyssGazerTV
      @abyssGazerTV 3 года назад +34

      Go off, king.

    • @cheezytoxins8652
      @cheezytoxins8652 2 года назад +6

      Her name is Jewel

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 2 года назад +10

      THE WHOLE PLOT IN ONE SENTENCE

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +2

      I hope you two have either worked it out or gotten divorced. Either way, I hope you’re happier now and in a better place 💙

  • @meta527II
    @meta527II 4 года назад +342

    This movie was fine, but there are 3 things that bother me about it
    1. The fact that they retconned the Blue Macaws to NOT being endangered, thus destroying the entire purpose of their adventure in the first movie
    2. The scene where that one cute little prairie dog was eaten, and having the leopard sing with its voice, that wasn't funny, that was horrific! I mean yeah the prairie dog gets regurgitated out later, but come on!
    3. Eduardo is the exact kind of character I would NOT want to see as the disappointed father-in-law! And yet they made him be that. I mean I understand he gave Blu a fair chance, but if the movie was smart, it wouldn't even make him support that cliche in the first place!

    • @spixhybridmacaw662
      @spixhybridmacaw662 4 года назад +12

      part 1 was about spix macaws endangerment. part 2 was about amazon forest deforestation with spix macaws

    • @Zany_Zim
      @Zany_Zim 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, but if they didn't do that kids would be asking their parents why are the brothers and sisters going to have babies together.

    • @spixhybridmacaw662
      @spixhybridmacaw662 4 года назад +2

      @@Zany_Zim true. its best not to scare kids in a kids movie

    • @davidwilliams377
      @davidwilliams377 4 года назад +23

      Capybara* and jaguar*. Hate to be that person but animal guy here, I just like to give info on wildlife.

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 года назад +1

      Hi

  • @rghmf
    @rghmf 4 года назад +423

    "i don't just see a colony of ants everytime i look down"
    well, come to brazil...

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад +37

      Or any tropical climate where we don’t have sealed homes lol. Ants have free reign to come and go so, you best hope you clean your house frequently. His is more of a North American context where indoor ant invasions are more easily controlled and aren’t year-round due to smaller windows for colonies to establish and expand.

    • @rghmf
      @rghmf 4 года назад +4

      try living in a rural area

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад +1

      rghmf I have. Lived in housing in the woods on both East coast and West coast. Relatively modern renovated houses are largely sealed for heat/cold conservation purposes. Pest control is also available. Hardly ever need to call them though.

    • @jugalaxy2197
      @jugalaxy2197 4 года назад

      M O O D

    • @Bartholomew_Beans
      @Bartholomew_Beans 4 года назад +1

      2:04 It goes down
      IT DONT GO DOWN
      IT DOSEN'T GO DOW...

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 4 года назад +210

    I enjoyed the first Rio decently but to be honest I didn’t even know that a sequel even existed until this was uploaded.

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 4 года назад +18

      My daughter was nuts over the first one, and did a bunch of research on Spix Macaws as a result(quite the bird expert now, actually). But neither of us knew about the sequel either.

    • @JayTheGoatLord552
      @JayTheGoatLord552 4 года назад +8

      don't waste your time on it its bad

    • @LordTylerBluGunderson
      @LordTylerBluGunderson 4 года назад +9

      It’s not that good, but GODDAMIT GIVE ME RIO 3, BLUESKY!!!

    • @The_Rebellution
      @The_Rebellution 4 года назад

      Same

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 года назад +2

      I have known about this sequel for more than 6 years, and more. I drew a lot of fanart as a kid. It's not as good as the first movie, but alright I guess.

  • @InkGraffiti
    @InkGraffiti 4 года назад +58

    As someone who DOES like the RIo franchise i definitely agree with 9:40, i feel like they had plot ideas for like 3 more movies but couldn't pad them out feature length so they just shoved them all into this one movie and it comes across as VERY overcrowded with too many stories going on at once lol

  • @savageblade4790
    @savageblade4790 4 года назад +116

    You forgot the sin were the frog literally dragged Nigel at the end how was she that strong

  • @sarthakdhyani4380
    @sarthakdhyani4380 4 года назад +746

    Not so fun fact: This species of Blue Parrot is extinct now for reals
    Edit: i feel the need to mention, they're extinct in the wilds, so no hidden family in the forest .

    • @amagicalbeing7427
      @amagicalbeing7427 4 года назад +33

      In the wild

    • @themastermaggwheelss8603
      @themastermaggwheelss8603 4 года назад +27

      thats not fun thats depressing

    • @yesplease29
      @yesplease29 4 года назад +6

      @@themastermaggwheelss8603 it's very fun.

    • @paarzvahl
      @paarzvahl 4 года назад +16

      Just in the wild, people who have them in captivity can't release any new birds because of the environment

    • @loganboi
      @loganboi 4 года назад +10

      Yeah in the wild. But they are not fully extinct. They are in captivity.

  • @ErickSoares3
    @ErickSoares3 4 года назад +461

    "Football - or soccer, if you're not a commie" - that killed me!

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад +24

      Plus, he clearly only watches with American commentary, which is known for being the most boring way to watch the sport, since they hardly emote or react. It’s different in other countries where it’s a mainstay.

    • @ProfessaDreMarley
      @ProfessaDreMarley 4 года назад +3

      Scrolled down to see someone comment this 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cyberia___
      @cyberia___ 4 года назад +3

      @@ADTillion *it's the other way around for news tho*

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад +3

      vəːtɛks Depends. Countries have a diversity of news channels. Even if it might seem like most of the country leans towards a particular type of newscast, you might flip onto a more humorous/reactionary talk show or radio that delivers the same news.
      But yes, US does try to use more energetic personnel for domestic channels, with sometimes impassioned back and forth between presenters and field reporters. Still, some of its highest paid non-comedy channel hosts do maintain a more international level of professionalism that is somewhat restrained.

  • @owens.studios
    @owens.studios 4 года назад +71

    "Does every animated kid's movie have to open with a song now?"
    Pixar: We don't do that here... also we make family movies

  • @lelandhepworth7646
    @lelandhepworth7646 4 года назад +69

    0:22 I just think you're disappointed you couldn't do a "'roll credits" in the opening lines of the movie.

  • @gamingvariation1323
    @gamingvariation1323 4 года назад +193

    If Rio and his family are the last species, how the heck would their children reproduce?
    “Sweet home Alabama”

    • @Neno-jn4sk
      @Neno-jn4sk 3 года назад +16

      *N O*

    • @dripmeme1485
      @dripmeme1485 3 года назад +13

      Oh
      N O
      G O D
      N O

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 года назад +1

      Why doe?

    • @firemangan2731
      @firemangan2731 3 года назад +4

      And they ask me why I’d rather live in Florida than Alabama 😂

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 года назад +16

      See that’s a plot hole in Noah’s Ark. 2 of every animal got on the ark. So... Extinction or Alabama. Which is it?

  • @marissarochez3903
    @marissarochez3903 4 года назад +79

    "Jule really needs to macalm down"😂😂
    That got me

  • @MrManowar6
    @MrManowar6 4 года назад +126

    Wait, I thought that in the last movie Blu and Jewel were living with Whats-her-face. Did Jewel like the jungle so much she wanted to stay there, and expected Blu to be cool with this? AND she's calling him selfish? Well, a wife calling a husband selfish, that's actually accurate, but still. She expected him to just abandon his owner!?!?

    • @WandererEnjoyer
      @WandererEnjoyer 2 года назад +16

      Plus, Blu has lived with Linda for 15 years (16 by the second movie prob)

    • @Tree1212
      @Tree1212 Год назад

      ​@@WandererEnjoyerrio blu is 15 in rio 2 4 years went buy makeing him 19

  • @lalaverdecia
    @lalaverdecia 4 года назад +43

    Man, I’d thought he would at least remove sins for the music. The songs go so well with the visuals and the animation is much better too.

  • @theinfinityzone816
    @theinfinityzone816 4 года назад +36

    They really missed the "Character explodes into their respective color" cliché
    1:40

  • @Smytguy
    @Smytguy 4 года назад +218

    Sad fact: The blue macaw parrot during 2019 is an extinct species.

    • @chiffonlime643
      @chiffonlime643 4 года назад +65

      Not fully. Just in the wild. There are still captive ones.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 года назад +33

      You mean spix macaw. They're only exctinct in the wild, too, there are a few left in captivity.

    • @alexsartandgameschannel3883
      @alexsartandgameschannel3883 4 года назад +12

      @@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 you cared enough to comment =)

    • @nfenfe9054
      @nfenfe9054 4 года назад +4

      only in the wild

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 4 года назад +4

      @@alexsartandgameschannel3883 exactly haha

  • @leemichael2154
    @leemichael2154 4 года назад +18

    Jeremy is a man who takes his sarcasm really seriously, ....... and I'm down with this

  • @theironslime4316
    @theironslime4316 4 года назад +269

    Day 6 of asking for everything wrong with “Diary of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules”

    • @kami_vega
      @kami_vega 4 года назад +9

      as well as the others but most definitely that one

    • @neuroticgurl0295
      @neuroticgurl0295 4 года назад +4

      liking and adding to this comment so hopefully it gets pushed up, is that how it works?? :))

    • @pvp-xq3bl
      @pvp-xq3bl 4 года назад +5

      Petition , signed !

    • @P8nda
      @P8nda 4 года назад +4

      as a Diary of a Wimpy Kid fan, yes id love to see this.

    • @probablykillua4680
      @probablykillua4680 4 года назад +1

      Jermey is too scared to do that movie cuz he knows that us stans will come for him HARD

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 года назад +168

    Everything Wrong With Ice Age: The Meltdown.

  • @hazelrichardson-amos1295
    @hazelrichardson-amos1295 4 года назад +7

    love how he sins logos, when he has a 16 second opening scene/ logos. love the videos, they make me happy

  • @Cutiepie-cy8td
    @Cutiepie-cy8td 2 года назад +14

    I think we can agree that this was a bad an unnecessary sequel.
    They not only made Jewel selfish towards Blue, but remember how in the first movie they clobbered us over the head with how important it was to bring Blue and Jewel together because they were supposedly the only blue macaws left on earth? Well, in this sequel they basically gave us the finger and said:”Sike!” on that. Wich makes the first movie a bit useless.

  • @UnworthyChicken
    @UnworthyChicken 4 года назад +13

    1. I love this channel.
    2. I prefer to watch these videos than to watch the actual movies.
    3. I consider these videos a public service. For two reasons the first being entertainment and the second saving us time in not watching the actual movie

  • @richard-qd3kn
    @richard-qd3kn 4 года назад +135

    The college girlfriend is one of the oldest reason for sin

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад +16

      And one of the most overused "jokes"

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 года назад +2

      ikr

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад +6

      Placid2 Gaming Ah, the age-old query of whether comedy can be subjective or objective. Comes bundled with the philosophical matter of whether a joke is based on intent or perception. Is everything a joke if you perceive it that way? Or only specific things?
      Jk

    • @richard-qd3kn
      @richard-qd3kn 4 года назад

      Wow

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад +179

    I literally do not remember a single thing about this movie.

    • @ccccdddd886
      @ccccdddd886 4 года назад +5

      same

    • @SunshineRey
      @SunshineRey 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @ShoeNerd
      @ShoeNerd 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @PublicBus09
      @PublicBus09 4 года назад +5

      hey....... i think i saw you in a channel named kittisaurus?

    • @gidster840
      @gidster840 4 года назад +11

      same it's very forgettable

  • @hikigayahachiman3968
    @hikigayahachiman3968 4 года назад +11

    "Ah dont worry Anna hathway, he ill be having a drink with you at an italian restaurant while Michael caine looks on within a few month"
    Thats killed me lol

  • @cocoknaack6325
    @cocoknaack6325 4 года назад +9

    As someone with a parrot and 6 chickens, birds do indeed talk a lot of shit. Especially to their own reflections.

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 4 года назад +147

    The greatest sin is there’s no race war in the sequel

    • @jamesynfg
      @jamesynfg 4 года назад +21

      Isn’t that what the soccer game was tho?

    • @Anidiot69
      @Anidiot69 4 года назад +2

      RIO 3!!!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 года назад +2

      Wasn't there one between the blue and scarlet macaws?

  • @VicenteMarinho
    @VicenteMarinho 4 года назад +32

    Ants are pretty omnipresent in Brazil, so I'd let that sin pass myself, honestly

    • @brianoneil9662
      @brianoneil9662 4 года назад +4

      You know it's a kid's movie because they're not bullet ants

  • @taygan1082
    @taygan1082 4 года назад +70

    I'd hate being this guys friend and have him at a movie

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 4 года назад +1

      Fr

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 4 года назад +2

      @Mom whats for dinner mom?

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 4 года назад +1

      @Mom CHICKEN NUGGIES 😲

    • @coralline1984
      @coralline1984 4 года назад

      @@taygan1082 Is she your mom irl? 😂

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 4 года назад

      @@coralline1984 no

  • @christiaan1332
    @christiaan1332 4 года назад +47

    They're the only birds of their species.
    THEY'RE THE ONLY BIRDS OF THEIR SPECIES.
    Sweet home Alabama.

    • @LordTylerBluGunderson
      @LordTylerBluGunderson 4 года назад +2

      Wait...couldn’t they just cross-breed with different macaw species instead of forced incest?

    • @therlchickenjoe5332
      @therlchickenjoe5332 4 года назад +1

      @@LordTylerBluGunderson then... They wont be called spix macaws no more. They will be named something since they'll end up being 50% spix 50% other. Like me. Im 50% spix and 50% scarlet. ;).

    • @nexusyeen1481
      @nexusyeen1481 4 года назад +1

      Personally, I think that if people were to cross breed Spix's macaws, they would have chosen Hyacinth, Lear's, and maybe Hann's and blue throated macaws to breed due to somewhat similar coloration and sizes.

    • @therlchickenjoe5332
      @therlchickenjoe5332 4 года назад +1

      @@nexusyeen1481 i mean yeah i understand that, people do get confused with hyacinth and spix macaws. but still they wont be called spix macaws no more theyll be named hyacix or something i guess. pretty much incest would be the only way to increase the population and have to adapt to it to their new generation until the population goes back up to having over 3 families at least. but... at least there would be a 50% spix in their dna.

    • @nexusyeen1481
      @nexusyeen1481 4 года назад

      @@therlchickenjoe5332
      Ah, ok, I understand.

  • @ShockTheMC1
    @ShockTheMC1 4 года назад +21

    Title: "Everything Wrong With Rio 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less"
    Me: *Sees 17 minutes and 47 seconds*
    Me: I've been lied to. It's 17 minutes or MORE!
    Lmao

  • @channel4ripoffcompany404
    @channel4ripoffcompany404 4 года назад +17

    "Because I'm still pissed there were only 2 seasons of Flight Of The Conchords on HBO"
    This man right here gets it

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 4 года назад +39

    Movie set on Brazil is either on Rio or the Amazon cliché *ding*
    The Mexican drug cartel on a desert and the Day of the Dead are to Mexico what the Amazon and the Carnaval are to Brazil.

  • @justarandomguy4873
    @justarandomguy4873 3 года назад +9

    This movie was basically "Blu being mentally abused by his family, species and enemies for 1 hour"

  • @WingsaberE3
    @WingsaberE3 4 года назад +5

    11:23 I mean, 50% of bird calls are male birds talking sh*# to each other, the other 50% is "Ey baby! wanna fu#$?"

  • @quasarstorm4009
    @quasarstorm4009 4 года назад +5

    9:50
    Fun fact, if you feed chickens too much, they will literally explode from excess gas because they are incapable of farting.
    Don't ask me why I know that.

  • @cash8156
    @cash8156 4 года назад +9

    14:06 As someone from Boston I can confirm that it is not a game, it is war

  • @fsonpc7612
    @fsonpc7612 4 года назад +22

    Movie: has oen second of intro
    Cinema sins: So you have chosen... 1000 sins

  • @tenkyu778
    @tenkyu778 4 года назад +7

    Someone should be asking this question how does the GPS understand blu because it's been made very clear that the humans don't understand what he's saying but somehow a GPS is able to understand a bird... This should be revolutionary technology

  • @andrewlaird1191
    @andrewlaird1191 4 года назад +6

    "Macawm down" is possibly my favorite thing any youtuber has ever said

  • @Uncle_Hargle
    @Uncle_Hargle 4 года назад +2

    I’m so glad you didn’t add the song Gabby did, I had that song stuck in my head for weeks.

  • @magnerath
    @magnerath 4 года назад +17

    Everybody gangsta until Jesus tposes on an entire city

  • @technokaiju5956
    @technokaiju5956 4 года назад +49

    I really want the full story of jeremy and his college gf

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад +4

      You mean a compilation of all the jokes so that we know they don’t contradict each other? He already admitted in a recent vid that he comes up with them at random, so it’d be impressive if there was actual consistency.

    • @technokaiju5956
      @technokaiju5956 4 года назад +1

      AD Tillion No like a legit story of how they met and shit

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 4 года назад

      @@ADTillion what's the name of the video you're talking about?

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад

      King Kaiju Watch around Sin 10 of The Hitman’s Bodyguard vid.
      If he actually did have a plain ol gf, they probably met the usual way; At an event, club meeting or drinking party. Ofc some people just start by sharing a table in the cafeteria. Usually not that interesting to hear about unless you know him personally.

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 4 года назад

      WeetzCRo96 EWW The Hitman’s Bodyguard. For clarification, my memory was faulty on the “comes up with them at random”. I may have seen that on social media instead. Still, if it wasn’t obvious before, that vid makes it clear that these are just fabricated jokes.

  • @OneOfRainbows
    @OneOfRainbows 4 года назад +4

    Rio: Favorite animated film
    Rio 2: Least favorite modern sequel

  • @derekmiller9514
    @derekmiller9514 4 года назад +9

    7:56 Anyone else surprised that Jeremy's best impression ever would be of Axl Rose?

  • @lspellslogic877
    @lspellslogic877 4 года назад +93

    Not gonna lie, I loved this movie as a kid though. I still do now.

  • @petermiller4953
    @petermiller4953 4 года назад +30

    So, in other words, Rio 2 is just like every other movie out there right now? Sub plots aplenty that either are or are not resolved by the time the final credits role?

  • @RBGolbat
    @RBGolbat 4 года назад +59

    1:53 This made me legitimately laugh out loud. It makes me want to see a list of all the college ex-girlfriend Sins now.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 года назад +54

    1:57 Th3Birdman: Jeremy makes a “my college girlfriend” joke cliche. *DING*

  • @lydiamccann7943
    @lydiamccann7943 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for making this video! As always, it's great!

  • @leonardofranzinribeiro4220
    @leonardofranzinribeiro4220 4 года назад +11

    "This TV was Just showing football, or soccer If you're not a commie" had me chuckle. Good job

  • @ronaldjavierperezfigueroa4762
    @ronaldjavierperezfigueroa4762 4 года назад +52

    After these movies I wanted to see these birds in person. Unfortunately that will never be the case now. Such a beautiful species erased from the earth.

    • @laya1901
      @laya1901 4 года назад +8

      Only in the wild

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 года назад +1

      @Thibault Derese You mean snowy owls? Aren't they very plentiful?

    • @Maretoast
      @Maretoast 4 года назад +1

      there are breeding in captivity

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 года назад

      @Thibault Derese ?? Snowy owls are not even endangered yet (though, to be fair, they probably will be soon).

  • @thenomad5585
    @thenomad5585 4 года назад +63

    Do Everything Wrong With My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin 4 года назад

      But it's good

    • @jeremiahmuth9732
      @jeremiahmuth9732 4 года назад +4

      In all fairness, that was a pretty good film writing-wise, and it stayed pretty true to its source. Other than a load of brony jokes, it wouldn't really be all the entertaining to sin, and CinemaSins doesn't come off as the kind of person who would in any way enjoy sinning a mlp film

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 Год назад

      @@jeremiahmuth9732Plot sucked, most characters were flanderized and poorly written antagonist!!

  • @ldragondeity
    @ldragondeity 4 года назад +7

    Is it weird that everything I remember of Rio 2, is actually just me remembered the first movie?

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 3 года назад +4

    This movie felt like a fever dream, I only remembered the "final battle", and even then only vaguely.

  • @sacredsapphire
    @sacredsapphire 4 года назад +11

    10:46 Jeremy talking was at sync with the sloth! Lmao

  • @coyz9874
    @coyz9874 4 года назад +21

    Imagine finding a movie to watch with this guy lmao

  • @tatyplaysyt9163
    @tatyplaysyt9163 4 года назад +16

    9:00
    Is no one going to talk about how he dissed Bruno Mars like that
    Or am I hearing things?

  • @cringology403
    @cringology403 4 года назад +58

    The title should be “Everything is wrong with Rio 2”

    • @muhammadajmal3345
      @muhammadajmal3345 4 года назад +4

      Good one

    • @azertjml2818
      @azertjml2818 4 года назад +5

      I like the I will survive tho

    • @JP12345
      @JP12345 4 года назад +2

      I mean it's true it's by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen

    • @gidster840
      @gidster840 4 года назад +5

      truuuu Rio did not need a sequel it was clearly a cash grab

    • @cringology403
      @cringology403 4 года назад +2

      Henry Halsey Thank you so much 😊

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 4 года назад +14

    6:23 Not a retcon
    He was shown to be alive literally at the end of the first movie

    • @stalloneandrew9961
      @stalloneandrew9961 3 года назад +5

      yep, and Nigel only just his feathers sreds and can't fly.

  • @Chaotic_Hollow
    @Chaotic_Hollow 4 года назад +3

    Nigel names himself "Bob" to disguise himself, even though Rafael, Nico, and Pedro are right there and would probably notice him, but somehow they don't recognize him. Ding.

  • @elijahrw4102
    @elijahrw4102 4 года назад +50

    "This tv was just showing football a minute ago, or soccer if your not a commi"

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 4 года назад +1

      _This!_

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 года назад +6

      typical muricans and their red-scare

    • @elijahrw4102
      @elijahrw4102 4 года назад

      @@moscuadelendaest Does correcting people who like making jokes, Make your self-esteem go up If so you should probably find a life.

  • @Manawolfman
    @Manawolfman 4 года назад +4

    Nigel was not dead, he was seen slinking off trying to hide his shame in the jungle after running into the propeller. Might have been a post-credits scene. We know how you love those.

  • @uncleharm8893
    @uncleharm8893 4 года назад +14

    The first time in the entire history of CinemaSins awkward college girlfriend jokes that one actually made me laugh 10/10

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 2 года назад +12

    damn, he just glossed over the incest Blu's family would've had to commit if they didn't accidently upon this secret colony.

  • @DiamondCat287
    @DiamondCat287 3 года назад +13

    16:18
    A question I've always had
    How the F**k did Luiz get there without starving or drinking
    I mean they did say it was a 1,200 mile flight, imagine that long of a run as a dog.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 года назад +23

    1:23 Did Cinemasins really just make a “bird brain” joke in a movie about birds? They’re bird what other kind of brain would they have?

    • @NoobMaster-rg5ho
      @NoobMaster-rg5ho 4 года назад +10

      taking offence at everything cinemasins said DING!

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 4 года назад +3

      NoobMaster69
      I don’t know nor care about what you just said

  • @jj_luminous6111
    @jj_luminous6111 4 года назад +5

    Rio 1 and 2 are like my childhood movies honestly

  • @Flamefoxphoenix
    @Flamefoxphoenix 4 года назад +5

    3:57
    I doubt that’s what a breaking TV sounds like. With a remote by the way, have you ever thrown your remote at the tv? The most it’s gonna do is send black and weird colored looking spots from the impact over the screen. Even if the screen was made of glass, that’s some WEAK GLASS or a REALLY STRONG THROW

  • @Outcast_VR
    @Outcast_VR 4 года назад +1

    I havent seen any recent cinema sins videos but that intro is class

  • @mitchellnelson3433
    @mitchellnelson3433 3 года назад +3

    Cinema sins: Welcome to rio 2 would have been a good title it was right there wtf
    Alternate universe: Rio 2 Welcome to rio
    Narrator: WELCOME TO RIO
    Cinema sins: Roll credits

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr 4 года назад +10

    1:29 Forgot to sin: Obvious foreshadowing is obvious

  • @sharoncantu8180
    @sharoncantu8180 3 года назад +4

    Jewel :and maybe stop thinking about just yourself and start thinking about us
    Wait isn't that what JEWEL'S doing

  • @dudapezzi1987
    @dudapezzi1987 4 года назад +4

    As a Brazilian I volunteer to contribute with this video by saying that most of the movie doesn't come close to what Brazil really is, this birds are extint, the red ones are almost extint, the snake is a Gibóia not an anaconda, they have ridiculous soccer cliche, the people who cuts trees ARE violent and they will have guns (it so bad that the army and the police had to join forces to go against them), they didn't show one single native in the entire movie that goes on Amazônia (notice that Amazônia is not only the name of a forest but also the name of a state) and I could go on and on but nothing is going to change

    • @GreenWingSpino
      @GreenWingSpino 3 года назад +1

      I guess Scarlet and Green-Winged Macaws are endangered in Brazil? Also originally there was supposed to be a scene where a native Amazonian tribe appeared to Linda and Tulio (alongside Fernando who was originally supposed to be with them) to show them the way where the Spix Macaws were (Kinda makes Eduardo's remark about there's no humans in the Amazon pretty ironic, but unsure if he seemingly doesn't know that Amazonian tribes exist in the rainforest he resides in) , but no idea why it got cut.

  • @thearcticfoxd8844
    @thearcticfoxd8844 4 года назад +2

    Bruh as a child when I watched this movie I cried when Nigel told Charlie to make him fly again cause I thought Charlie was gonna get a splinter in his younger and that thought still haunts me to this day

  • @mcrain1283
    @mcrain1283 2 года назад +5

    I'm gonna be honest... Nigel was the only reason this movie did not completely fail. Everything else could have been fine if Jewel was not changed to be such an ignorant _bird_

  • @CornCringle
    @CornCringle 4 года назад +9

    I actually liked this movie a long time ago, can’t wait to see my reaction after rewatching it.

    • @jamaphy8621
      @jamaphy8621 4 года назад +1

      I just rewatched it last night it’s...... decent

  • @mattrockj
    @mattrockj 4 года назад +5

    1:46, the most relevant joke they've made in a long time

  • @kylemayberry5073
    @kylemayberry5073 4 года назад +3

    I love the Bond reference in the outtakes of Blofeld's Siamese fighting fish from From Russia With Love. I really hope to hear who came up with it on the Behind The Sins podcast. But there was a missed opportunity for double shot of Bond outtakes with Blofeld's piranha fish stripping a man to the bone in 30 seconds from You Only Live Twice.

  • @thedevine3756
    @thedevine3756 4 года назад

    Logo: exists
    Cinema sins: UNEXCEPTIONAL

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 4 месяца назад +1

    Ah yes, Welcome 2 Rio would've the perfect title for this movie in which they LEAVE RIO