Meanwhile… No Apple Car | Staten Island’s Turkeys | Ricky Martin’s Foot Fetish
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- Опубликовано: 29 фев 2024
- Meanwhile… Apple canceled plans to build an electric car, Staten Island is overrun by wild turkeys, and singer Ricky Martin went public with his love of feet. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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the iCar was doomed when the engineers realized it needed to have windows
Well done there.👏👏👏
Good one. Lol
Lmao 😂
An oldie but a goldie. 😂
Boo and a like for you.
3:41 "A highly scientific process called 'guessing'". Lol
My dad got into computers with the Air Force back in the 1960s. When I was about 10, he told me that half the time they "took a SWAG" at it. SWAG was a "scientific wild ass guess".
@@cherylmarcuri5506 a term still used in some college classrooms. 😜😆🤣🤣🤣
Richard Scarry! I loved his books so much, seeing those images in this segment gave me such a warm feeling : )
Agree so much!!
Me too!❤
😆😆😆 _Oh,_ it's awesome when Stephen blows a line! 😆
Turns out, the "villager who sends you on a time wasting side quest to find his six..." is Darrylgorn's other brother, whose name we don't discover until Part One: Chapter Two:
ruclips.net/video/IEKinNoUMas/видео.html
It's Staten Island.. just pay the turkeys their protection corn, and nobody gets hurt.
LOVE THIS!
The more they eat, the more chicks they'll have...
The iCar was cancelled when Apple couldn’t figure out how to make people buy a new one every year.
All they have to do is make the battery built in/impossible to replace and it dies after one year. That's their usual MO.😜😡
@@dod2304 And as usual, sue anyone who releases schematics and repair information while ensuring that parts makers have contracts banning them from selling to anyone but Apple.
Oh! Don't forget to serialize all the parts together! "The rear-view mirror does not match the car. Current mirror reflectivity is reduced to 20% to protect you from unauthorized repairs."
@dod2304 Oh you can replace the battery, it's just gonna take you all afternoon
The battery in iPhone is garbage on purpose, I charge it full in the morning, don't touch my phone the whole day, just leave it sitting on the table and it's empty in the evening, battery status 100%... Apple is garbage!!!🎉
Not exactly true. They seriously had a plan to make the entire thing out of fucking GLASS.
"Not enough butter in the world" sent me into a fit lol
"La Feet -a-loca..." Made my day, folks. Good stuff.
"Munchma Quoochi!" bahaha I love when Stephen breaks
{Turns out it was his Mother-in-law that team has secretly put as Munchma's pic-}
Omg I forgot about Munchma xD
HolyWow your band is on point, and I can see the pride in Stephen's eyes. Stunning improv. We're so lucky to have the band on this show.
3:15 yes, they finally did it! Way to go writers
Is there a story here? I didn't get the joke :(
@@phthalo7401The "Meanwhile" opening is written to try and make Stephen mess up while he reads it.
Way to own it, Stephen! And I loved the visual aspects of your section intro.
@@themoirae3 Interesting! Thank you :)
I have never watched Colbert fuck up a reading like that lmao epic good sir 😭😭
That was the most epic I've seen.
Mr Colbert, scientists don't 'guess'. They ' hypothesize'😜
😎🍻😎
Apple Car was doomed for using non-standard charging connector.
and only driving on 20% of the roads.
@SFC: ...and the connector changes every year there is a new model....so you have to buy a new ($300?) cable if you upgrade.
typical Apple. Forcing people to have no options for accessories except through themselves.
Like Tesla, you mean?
"Oh, Lowly." 😂
2:15 that scream.😂
That was too early.
Totally. I think Stephen paused a second too long, giving time for any of the natural endings to that setup to start flooding into one’s mind: My brain said, “You can’t do that… outside Times Square.” The shriek-cackling audience member must have reacted to some punchline in her mind that we’ll never hear 😂
The phrase “staten Island” immediately conjures a joke in her head
Apple probably found out that they won't be able to sell their own unique electric car charging cables for 20k dollars each. 😋
A new cable every year...
You gotta watch an ad to fill it up
@@steverogers6572To be fair, I’ve seen gas stations with video advertising on the pump.
Turkeys and bunnies run wild because they are running the coyotes out of town, like the wolves. It is the circle of life.
A 1958 John Deere Windshield? City boy.
Too bad he doesn't do corrections like Seth
“Staten Island, NY city’s red headed step borough”. 😂😂😂😂
3:10
I ADORE THIS MAN!!!!😆
That Ricky Martin song KILLED!!!!!! I need to hear a full version. 😂😂😂😂😂
“By ‘dogs’ I mean your feet a-loca!”
That song is now stuck in my head... >_
@@Atrivion I'm so sorry
I want everything Stephen mentions in his Meanwhile intro to be available as an item in an online shop.
I think the writers secretly hate him; sometimes it feels like the infamous bespoke/ram-shamble intro is nearly as long as the substance of the segment itself
The shorter and more to the point the intro, the longer and more satisfying the Meanwhile (IMO)
And by secretly hate him, I mean they like to see if they can get him to mess up with the overly elaborate dragged out descriptors
@@TheMulToyVerse he's approving them so it seems like it's a friendly wager. "Bet you can't get through this without stumbling somewhere!' "oh yeah? Watch me!" Love it. 😂😂😂
There's the problem: we're witnessing history through Doom Goggles of News... God bless Meanwhile!
Lowly Worm is the GOAT.
Ah, four perspectives that tell the same story... truly a new testament to the Beatles' popularity.
"Rashomon" - the Beatles musical.
AKA: Pay us 4 times to watch the same movie
The four perspectives should be rolled up into one movie, like Kurosawa did in _Rashomon._
Some might say they're "bigger than Jesus," but I'm not saying that, and John was misinterpreted.
@kitcoffey7194 okay so now are we going to get 4 different accounts of Jesus life on film? After all, the 4 gospels differ in some important ways wsys....
“Put your feet in my boca “ rhyme is, and I put my foot down, so damn surprising lyrically because it was so funny and good use of actual Spanish besides loca
Ah I didn’t get this one (never learned boca) but I loved the pet your dogs line. This is great too now that I know that it means mouth lol
I'm not fluent in Spanish at all but knew the word "boca". I'm guessing that there is likely a writer on the staff who is Latinx/Hispanic and fluent in Spanish. NYC is very diverse.👍
The writers who put together the "Meanwhile" intro deserve an Emmy.
Finally! I first listened to the Beatles "Norwegian Wood" in college a decade ago. I can't believe it's taken this long for someone to make a joke about it 😂
You are young-ish. I can tell you with absolute certainty, this is NOT the first time. You just haven't heard it yet. In any case, it's still a good joke!
It's actually about rape and murder, isn't it?
@victoriabaker4400. Supposedly about arson but I've never believed that. I think it's about smoking a joint!
omg i haven't thought of Ricky Martin since the 90's
Whoever writes the meanwhile intros doesn't get paid enough
You don't think Colbert has any input? I'm not saying you're wrong, just wondering. It's a good question. If I had to guess, nothing in his scripts goes without his approval.
@stephens2241, are you one of the MEANWHILE writers?
I may be the only one in the audience who hates them. I find them overblown and annoying. Pure tedium
please do not use the "H" word@@jimmyguitar2933
Ricky Martin's song is awesome!!
As decidedly NOT a feet lover myself, this kind of took me aback for a minute. It's perplexing enough to understand foot festishes about women's feet. I mean most women keep their feet in good condition. Even more so during sandal season..but I assume this means RM is into men's feet. I've seen too many men's feet to even vaguely understand this! Though, admittedly, I know some gay men who get pedicures regularly, probably can extrapolate that to "many gay men". But..still....ugh...I can't even think about it any more.🤢
@@dod2304I was wondering about that, because they didn’t specify the sex and the foot they showed looks like a woman’s foot, but (without nail polish) it could very well have belonged to an effeminate man. Somewhere Sebastian Manascalco is having the same reaction as you.
Ok the Ricky Martin foot fetish thing was hysterical.
Let me pet your dogs is freakin classic lmbo
Stephen looks and seems like he feels 20 years younger tonight
Dyed his hair?
Yeah must have dyed his hair I noticed too lol
He always seems peppier, when he can fit into a slim-tailored suit.
😮 Might be because the orange one is losing money more every day 🤔? 😊
Marketing revealed that Apple car drivers were already being called i-Holes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The International Travel joke stopped me in my tracks. 😂
One day I would love to see an animated version of the Meanwhile opener
I want to meet the writers behind the "meanwhile" monolgue
Congrats on the 'Meanwhile' ❤
Researchers didn’t want to bother with what Dante Alighieri’s ears look like. 👂
He looks like Margaret Atwood's 'red-headed stepchild' character: "The Hand-y Maid".
typical mens' dress for the time though.
Thanks, Stephen! So convinced was I that you'd mention a raccoon in your 'meanwhile' intro, I bet 100 bucks such a marsupial would come up. But you said Koala.
Raccoons aren't marsupials. Koalas are. Cha-ching!
OMG, Stephen never flubs! Rare fuck-up detected! And during Meanwhile, no less! Epic.
If I lived on Staten Island, I'd never buy a turkey for Thanksgiving again. I know how to dispatch & pluck a fowl...🍗🦃
It's a good day any time Stephen is bleeped 😂
I can’t imagine using a car built by Apple. All the dashboard would be tiny, pale gray text on a white background. Who ever decided *that* was a good idea?
Also the whole car would shatter, not just the windows, just being hit by a neighbor kids stray baseball
@@charityquill4965 and sometimes when you tried to start it you'd get that little wheel that keeps going around........and around........and around.....
I have one very large cat that hunts all kinds of things that would definitely have a go at your turkeys. Sadly I am in Ireland. Buster can't reach them.
That explains why Ricky Martin sang "The Cup of Life" (Spanish: "La Copa de la Vida") theme song for the 1998 World Cup of FOOTball. 🦶🏻 ⚽️
LMAO i totally forgot that happened
Footie!!
Gotta love that Shai Hulussy
The intros to Meanwhile are phenomenal!
After the segment about Ricky Martin I'm amazed they're not all too embarrassed to come back after the break.
Nah...Ricky Martin's a fan. He's been on the show. HE said, himself, he has a foot fetish, it's not a secret so he wouldn't be shocked at all about anyone joking about it. He's a celebrity he's clearly used to it by now.
Doom goggles of news!! 😂😂
The MW intros never disappoint! 😂😂😂
I had to look up "boca."
Turns out it's Serbo-Croatian for a diving gas cylinder. Ricky Martin’s more pervy than I realized.
😂😅
Um... seriously? It's "mouth" in Español
@@victoriabaker4400
No - "boca" means the whooshing noise that something makes when it goes over someone's head.
One of the best in recent memory! From drumming up the band, to the koala dome goggles Meanwhile opener, to the goof up in the villager gaffe. Colbert is in his prime!
We need a beatles beetlejuice mashup and call it the beatle's juice
“that are is my segment, Meanwhile!” I will chortle now -
Those Staten Island turkeys have attitude. Must be from living in highly urbanized environments. When my buddies and I would encounter wild turkeys on our hikes in the mountains by Los Alamos we would catch only fleeting glances of them before they vanished in the forest.
we have wild turkeys in open spaces around here that wander into residential areas regularly. They're used to people to an extent...if you don't try to approach them, they'll just go on their way. They like to eat insects from yards.
I merely watch these for the intros...and some of the stories, but the intros are what makes this segment.
I wrote a parody of that song! I named it Eating an Almond Rocha.
I actually want to make-and-sell those Doom-Goggles-of-News now!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hey, we have wild turkeys here in Sacramento, too. Good for Staten Island.
That's reporting and accuracy Steven. Dante's inferno was a video game in 2010😂
Band Supremo Siempre.
"Not enough butter in the world" 😂
Sounds like one of the turkeys was in the audience.
4:25: ... and Lucy flies down from the Sky and saves the day with her Diamonds!
i had to watch that band intro several times. that was glorious
Obligatory
"Can't have an Apple car without Windows."
I will be leaving now.
The Meanwhile intro writers once again amaze me. Thank you!
Good job! To the point with no bullshit band talk. Thank you!
"Doom goggles of news"- I wondered where he was going with the glass and starter cord-
That Ricky Martin bit. Omg.
Wow! What an opening,awesome Maestro work.👌🏾
George HATED Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Maybe it’s his revenge on that stupid song😂
And Obla Di!
Just goes to show you how out of touch George was.
Oh bla di oh bla dah!"
ICar always entertains
It’s not the koala smugglers you need to worry about. The drop bears are real danger.
At least Stephen didn't call them' koala bears'. But yes, all tourists are at risk because they are ignorant about drop bears.
I've always gotten my news delivered with humor from the daily show John Stewart to Stephen Colbert show and now late night late show with Stephen Colbert and when I want to actually laugh my ass off instead of crying I watch the news
at least you didn't say budgie smugglers 😂
0:40 I would certainly hide from Australian budgie smugglers! 🙈
Did JOHN DEERES even have windows in 1958...???
Guess they forgot to not count your apples before the kcart😂🎉
I love Meanwhile.
You mean to tell me that for over 2 almost 3 decades now I've been singing that song wrong?!?!!!! CURSE YOU RICKY, CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile is amazing.
"Not enough butter in the world"
As soon as he said about an airplane, I knew what joke(s) he was going to make. LMFAO
About the Apple car, no big loss, since it doesn't have a headphone jack.
About the Eggo House of Pancakes, that sounds like something Roald Dahl made a book, and movie, about.
That parody should be this year's song of the summer.
And I always wondered if there was another meaning to "The world is at your feet" in Ricky Martin's hit The Cup Of Life.
"...are is my segment..." Wait, did I JUST hear the ONLY error I've ever caught in this marvel that is the introduction to "Meanwhile?"
Koala smugglers? Doom goggles? 😂
Colbert got some guts
We love your show stephen colbert
Turkey problem? Looks like free turkey dinners to me.
Aw Colbert hasn't played Zelda, where chasing chickens is a quest thing
Did he say "... are as my segment...!?" 😂
@4:06 LOL Of course, it HAS to be separated in to four movies. /s
"Putting your feet in my boca" lmfao
Meanwhile.......Stephen should go back to not saying the former president's name in his monologues....
Meanwhile.. shut up. It's a news show if you don't like what he's saying try picking less criminally inclined politicians.
I agree. “He who shall not be named “
I kinda want to see those Outlaw's Doom Goggles.
It's basically the same method used to reconstruct dinosaurs...
Free Palestine
Thing IS that cars were originally electric. Gasoline engines came about because of humanity's obsession with speed.
Except that the kind of batteries needed now are VERY different than. the batteries used back then.