Meanwhile… Clown Fish Can Count | Stephen’s Sex Talk | Tacos For Dessert
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2024
- Meanwhile… A study shows Nemo is a math whiz, Stephen gives his audience “the talk,” and you can now get taco shells blasted by Cinnadust.
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"why the clap back?" Underrated joke, so smooth that the audience didn't even notice it.
I caught it! 😂
I caught that (pun intended.) 😅
i dont get it
I am glad I didn't catch it; I don't have medical insurance.
@@Sleep1ngD0gThe slang name for the disease is "the clap".
Dawn of War screenshot used for World of Warcraft? Lol someone f***ed up!
came here to point that out too xD. Maybe it was an inside joke?
Warcraft ... Warhammer ... What's the difference?
@@hironobu64 I'd be down for World of Warhammer tbh
They want Games Workshop to sue them, clearly.
NERD!!!
Of course Fish can do Math, they spend all their time in schools 🐠 🐟 🐠 🐟
That would have been a better joke than the calculator one, imo.
They're almost as smart as a puff adder.
😂😂😂
@@dancepigloverYeah. Better net 🎣 payoff 🤑
👍😂👍😂
'Why the clap back' best damn joke in this meanwhile and if you don't get it, DON'T!!!😂😂😂
"and a decrease in sex education"
This line should resonate more because the 'clap' is gonorrhea.
Ummm… I got where he was going with that but fact is: clap is actually slang for gonorrhea, not Syphilis, so it actually made no sense. Still laughed
2:45 Who would have known, that WoW plays in the 41st Millenium?😂
Didn‘t know the game includes 10.000 year old walking sarcophagus!👌
"... 10,000 ...". What do you think Malfurion is?😁😁
@@malavoy1 A very respectable old druid treehugger 🌲;) with a cute twin, who doesn‘t occasinally turn into a person in a metal rampage machine, having experienced a near death scenario and fighting in a galaxy wide war, as shown in the clip.😅
In the end the graphics team deserves credit. ….the Picture includes orcs.👏👏😁
*They couldn’t use Lotr pictures* - Steven Copbert would have noticed!🫶
In the end the graphics team deserves credit. ….the Picture includes orcs.👏👏😁
*They couldn’t use Lotr pictures* - Steven Colbert would have noticed!😅
I spotted that, too. Why use a WARHAMMER 40K image and slap the wrong logo on it? Maybe just poking fun at us?
"Don't" :) Best one word punch line.
"The unsound pontoon trash raft of news that is my segment ..... " I swear the writer should get literature Nobels.
“Why the Clap back?” That was gold. Disappointed in the audience for not getting it.
I like to think they were perplexed since The Clap means gonorrhea, not syphilis
2:50 That is absolutely not a World of Warcraft image though 😅 (It's Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War for the curious)
i was looking for people who also noticed :D
Thank you!
2:45 I don't remember the Space Marines in WoW
Scht 😳
Magic is heresy!! 😱
It's a good thing that this isn't Seth Meyer's show, or the jackals would have noticed the World of Warcraft image and issued a correction that this was from War Hammer 40k.
Yeah, but that would've just given Seth an excuse to complain about the graphics department.
It's striking how "abstinence" and "purity culture" training always results in an outbreak of chlamydia and unwanted pregnancies etc.
It's like that by making it be seen as something extremely shameful it discourages people from seeking help and resources to make it safe, as whilst people won't stop doing it you can make them hide it
Yeah Stephen giving the religious version of s*x Ed is a lot more sad than funny for me. But I'm from NZ a far less religious country
@wordzmyth Americans have an unnatural, unhealthy hang up on sex and the human body.
Some of them have issues with breastfeeding in public... even if it's covered up.
They get upset over the baby breastfeeding... they go even more ballistic if your breastfeeding an adult.
🤣
@@wordzmyth Americans get bent out of shape over breastfeeding in public, even when everything is covered.
They really go off the deepend if it's an adult instead of a baby.
🤣🤣🤣
@@wordzmythSex. The word you're afraid to type out is sex. It's ok, some invisible dude in the sky isn't going to "damn you to hell" for typing it out. The cops aren't going to arrest you. It's ok.
STDs are not pokemon,. you don't need to catch'em all.
Just when you thought PETA couldn't be any douchier.
How dare you accuse me of that ignorance.
Wow, I didn't know world of Warcraft had a Warhammer 40K expansion.
I got the same sex talk. My parents even objected to sex ed being in a co-ed public school system so I was removed from the classroom in 4th, 6th, and 10th grades during that segment. Today I highly encourage openness and information for kids - and seems like science backs it up!
Im so sorry to hear this,hope you found information on your own and Disney have problems from this later on and yes, I work in a hospital, sex ed is absolutely backed by science and as a way to decrease unwanted pregnancy and std's ...
The 'World of Warcraft' picture is actually Warhammer 40k.
I look forward to Tyranids joining in.
Would a gene-stealer use Thief proficiencies & stats?
🧀
60 hours straight is a world record??? Only because no one else bothered recording their gaming hours.
Absolutely. I think my dad has done that over most weekends since the 90s.
💯
Not to mention, most games once you get past the 40 hour mark send you an alert asking if you remember what the Sun is.
34 hours is my personal record
Same with the kid who beat Tetris. Since everyone has to record literally everything these days, these things are now on video and they think "this has never been done before". I was a young teen when that game came out and got to those levels a handful of times and the screen froze up. In those days, no one thought they "beat it". We took it out, blew on the cartridge and started over.
I have to be the one: Showing a Warhammer: Dawn of War Screenshot in a WoW Story :D That's a fat minus on your nerd cred, Stephen :D
i am only here to make this comment.
@@tehKap0w I am only here to make this reply to it
I might actually play a 40k MMO though lol. I'm hoping it was a troll but I doubt it.
I’m glad others noticee
That was about the nicest story about Florida I've seen in a while. Usually, it's bizarre or just plain horrible.
My home state aspires for weirdness, and endless stories about Florida Man misdeeds 😂
PETA has no right to talk against cruelty when THEY'RE THE ONES WHO ALSO PRACTICE ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!
Best graphics department ever! The AMC raccoons are hilarious! The people standing in line like this is just a normal movie theater.
LOL, clap back.
not sure i got the joke ther
Use condoms people! They might save your life, sanity and money!
Eventually, when it gets into your brain you start singing -
"If your happy and you know it clap...."
🤣🤣🤣
The clap - a sexually transmitted disease! Since syphillis is on the rise!
Use condoms yall!
The clownfish on Wallaby Way have been able to count to at least 42 for a while, now.
Yes, but does it actually know the question?
@@malavoy1 Sure he does! It's "have you seen my son!?"
@@malavoy1 underrated
@@malavoy1 Only the answer.
So long and thanks 🐟🐠🐡.
@@katherinesayles8870 What am I gonna do with all this tartar sauce? 😞😞😊😊
5:16 “why the clapback” was the most under appreciated joke on this show ever.
That world of warcraft graphic was actually of Warhammer 40k...
Next thing you know PETA will start filing lawsuits against people who ride horses.
I'm convinced PETA is a parody organization at this point. These headlines from them sound exactly like pitches from comedians.
right? and out of all things to go after.... fricking merry go rounds that are harmless, unlike them.
Let us hope they never discover Tom and Jerry.
They are starting to sound as nhinged in their obsessions as the GOP
If you get rid of the horses, it’s not a carousel anymore.
I know that recently merry-go-round and carousel have become synonymous, but carousel was originally named after a military horseback precession, and that has been the traditional difference.
Not a big deal. On par with the difference between xylophone and glockenspiel.
They reached peak stupid when they suggested that ice cream should be made with human breast milk. Nothing after that has even come close to that one.
Stephen's sex talk was a LOT more than mine.
I thought it was just gonna be him stopping and moving on to the next joke, that’d echo my experience too.
Yeah he got 4 letters and a symbol...lucky guy.
My mom tried to give me “the talk” when our hamsters had babies. But her extremely vague explanation raised more questions than answered them.
Don't...
Give the dose to the one you love most.
Give her some marmalade, give her some toast.
You can give her the willies, give her the blues,
But the dose that you give her will get back to you.
"Well, you know boys and girls are different, right?"
Next PETA target: stuffed animals, ESPECIALLY teddybears.
I think they did try to get build-a-bear shut down once.... I think.
Their new Human Carrousel is certainly unsettling.
I just think of predigested food as a momma bird feeding us. Thanks momma Pringles!
Ooo, appetizing! (No wonder I like highly processed foods.)
That was a decent Winston Churchill performance, even accounting for the differently pitched pre-transistor era recording.
Your "clap-back" and "christian dad giving the sex ralk" face made me laugh sooo hard. 😆 Good start to the day!!
2:46 That... isn't World of Warcraft... that's Warhammer 40k.
Churchill delivered the "We shall fight on the beaches" speech in person in the House of Commons, but as with many of his speeches he had an impersonator read it over the radio, and the famous recording of it wasn't made until 1949.
Oh cool, I love Worldhammer 401k: Dawn of Warcraft.
(& Knuckles)
wtf was that screen shot of world of warcraft, that was War hammer 40k with a warcraft logo, lol
LoL! "World of Warcraft" shows picture of Warhammer 40k. Either the team for that didn't know what they were, or they're trolling for nerd rage XD
Who knows, maybe those bats were watching Batman, in their language: "Yeah! That's my homeboy right there! Go get 'em!!" 😂😂
Or maybe they were appalled by the cultural appropriation:
"Oh my God, is that human wearing batface?!"
Dessert Taco shells?
Crunchy apple turnovers, here I come 🤤
With whipped cream!
@@jeffralston1 mandatory
That "World of Warcraft" picture was not from World of Warcraft, but Warhammer 40K! My inner-geek is deeply offended.
Good morning dear Stephen,you always make my day.Love from Germany ❤
Another proud #1 for the U.S.A.!
Honestly. Late night is the only thing that makes me laugh these days ✌️💙 from Montana
Kat Williams😊
Come on Stephen? You don't know your Warcraft from your Warhammer 40K? You don't know your orcs from your orks?!
Hand over your nerd card!
The graphics department messed up. Seth Myers would have it in a “Corrections” episode.
lol that is just embarrassing
Cringe
@@sophierobinson2738 *happy tzeentch noises*
I thought I was taking crazy pills. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this heresy.
LOL @ the Warhammer 40k thumbnail used for a World of Warcraft story.
gotta love them using dawn of war for the world of warcraft graphic. Love those alliance blood angel dreadnoughts lol
LOL the graphic for WOW was from a different game, love it.
Talks about World of Warcraft but shows a screenshot of Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War with the WoW logo on top?
Magic is heresy
So it was destroyed
I need animated versions of Meanwhile 😂
The Guiness World book of records should not encourage unhealthy habits bordering on suicide...
The world record for playing WoW straight is only 60 hours? I thought that was the average when they drop a new expansion.
" DON'T "
🤣🤣🤣
omg that was hilarious, and the face he does really makes it 😂
... yep that's about the 'talk' I recall getting too 🙄
Sorry to say, but that wasn't WoW in that picture, but it was "Dawn of War" from Warhammer 40k
I love how the World of Warcraft graphic is actually from warhammer 40K. lol
That clapback pun was great
Oh man, what kinda grinding did y’all to to get a “Dreadnaught” mount?! Lol
❤️🍻🤘
That's one hell of an intro to Meanwhile!
2:45 Nerd Fail.
Stephen's sex talk was the highlight of this segment. And it was just one word long. 🤣
It was the same one my mother gave me! As a result, I got married too young, got divorced a few years later, and stopped listening to my mother.
World of Warcraft? More like World of We've-never-played-a-video-game
Obviously, their genes were already stolen
My 8 year old granddaughter is obsessed with Cinnadust! she is going to be so happy!
You know it's legit because 40k invaded Azeroth a couple patches back.
When is the Late Show Band releasing an album ? (We at home only get snippets of those great jazzy cuts.)
Best sex talk ever, so informational 🤣😂
5:06 WE DID IT! WE BROUGHT BACK SYPHILIS! USA! USA! USA! USA!
...
You'll cheer anything.
New research also shows Count Fish Can Clown.
😯
Dory: When life gets you down, you know what you got to do?
Just keep mathing! Just keep mathing! Just keep mathing, mathing, mathing!
What do we do, we math, math
@@TheKrispyfort Ha ha ho ho, I love to maaaaaaaath!
Thank you for discussing the important ideas. Open honest discussion and information is essential in a democracy. I count on you.
"Cinnadust"? It's not the heart that craves it, it's called a tongue... 😛🤪😝
Show actually starts here: 2:17 😉
“trash raft of news” gah, I love the intros
Kudos for the boat-jargon silliness in the preamble! The fish are scared
That's the same sex talk I got too! 😂
People who pay 18K for a denture that doesn't even fit them, need to pay more taxes...
People who pay £18,000 for dentures, regardless of fit, need to pay more taxes.
In actuality - the only reason the bats were removed was because they kept on playing 'Batman and Robin' on the screens in theatres they were in, the theater was unsure if they were allowed to show the movie.
Only just noticed that Stephen has one hobbit and one elf ear...
Stephen had surgery on that ear as a child. He's also deaf in that ear.
I was wondering about that, first I really noticed that right ear
PETA is a sad joke, they could have been champions of animal rights but instead they make a mockery of the issue.
Stephen, you might want to have a word with your graphics department.
They put a World of Warcraft Logo on a screenshot of Dawn of War, two VERY different games!
And yes, I am a nerd too 😛
Thats Warhammer 40.000 and not World of Warcraft.
Justin hartley. That's going into my gratitude journal
I love the writers for the Meanwhile intro. And I ❤ Colbert for showcasing it. As someone with a Master’s Degree in English Lit and linguistics, it’s just pure bliss !!! Colbert has the creme de la creme of writers on his crew and I am here for it ❤❤
Im pretty sure animals are more sentient than we give them credit for. and have been growing more intelligent over the past 30 years . Even bugs.
Billi and Todd, the cats, and Bunny the dog on RUclips, using word buttons to express themselves. Billispeaks and Chronicles of Todd are the cat channels. I can’t recall Bunny’s.
@@sophierobinson2738 - "What About Bunny?"
I wonder if they showed a screenshot of the wrong video game on purpose just to get more engagement from gamers commenting to point out the mistake. XD
If so, it sure worked
I'll never take PETA seriously.
PETA has officially jumped the shark.
Oh honey, that was in the early 1990's....
They did that well over 30 years ago.
THE INTROS TO MEANWHILE ARE BRILLIANT!!!!😊
These days the trash raft of news seems safer.
To the people complaining about the "World of Warcraft" graphic: It's just the graphics department flaunting their 3000IQ by showing they know that Warcraft started out as a Warhammer project. 🧐
I liked how, at the beginning, he was trying to say he was so excited, but the audience was so excited they wouldn't stop cheering.
I was a member of PETA and left them a long time ago because they got too crazy
$h!7, I've beaten that record. I played Dragon Warrior 3 days straight when it was released, No food no sleep. Passed out on the 3rd day for an hour when My sister concerned for my health stuffed a cookie in my mouth. I woke up, ate the cookie, turned the game back on and beat it.
That ordeal sounds like a nightmare! 😞 I am glad your life seems to be better now. Take care.
I'd like to think that Steve's writers chose a pic from the Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War game in place of Warcraft in the hopes of instigating spittle laden nerd rage lol
🤦🏽♂️The entire audience missed the “clap back” joke.😂😂
Because it's the wrong slang.
@@Dam-a-fence nah… its the original slang
@@KeithronPowell
"it's" is spelled with an apostrophe, because it means "it is".
So, your reliability regarding the English language, is suspect.
@@Dam-a-fence oh you the new petty… be wrong realize I made a typo… ignore your ignorance and go. I got it now😂
Watching this to calm down as the cops deal w the neighbors' domestic for the third time in less than three hours.
Merci, Monsieur Colbert.
Some folks are better apart. Too bad they want to tear each other apart instead.
That sucks, man. 😢
@@bonnys3015Why would you think they want that? They need help obviously.
@@KarrikuaIf you are living with a partner who hits you, belittles you, or causes the police to be called repeatedly, you need to be apart. Not healthy.
@@bonnys3015 Obviously 😂 But people need help to do that. They’re broken.
Peta wastes so much money on stupid sh*t that does nothing to actually help animals. Like when they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to sue the city of Hamburg in order to force it to change it's name to Veggiebueg all because they had a yearly hamburger festival. That's just plain asinine.
This segment was amazing
My "talk" was: flies spread diseases, keep yours closed.
"Blasted with cinnadust" is so 90's...X-treem foodz!1!
It’s probably limited access to healthcare in general. If I don’t have health insurance, I’m not paying a guy hundreds of dollars to tell me whether or not my hotdog is cooked. Anymore if it’s an open wound my healthcare is to pour whiskey on it. If anything else hurts I just drink some whiskey and pray. It kind of works, I’m still technically alive
Wouldn’t happen to be a farmer, would you?