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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  Месяц назад +589

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    • @AuringasLTU
      @AuringasLTU Месяц назад +7

      Ok donut

    • @WilliamWalsh-fr7tz
      @WilliamWalsh-fr7tz Месяц назад +1

      Hi😍😍

    • @ryanleonard3258
      @ryanleonard3258 Месяц назад

      God damn

    • @indigence1178
      @indigence1178 Месяц назад +4

      Did you mean Pennsylvania, the state? You said Philadelphia....like the city. Great video though!

    • @light5699
      @light5699 Месяц назад

      I knew you would post this one, lol!

  • @edt3594
    @edt3594 Месяц назад +7695

    he cut both bullets in half, unfortunately the 4 projectiles entered his chest.

    • @TheRiverwolford
      @TheRiverwolford Месяц назад +338

      "I did it!"
      "then why you on the ground looking sad?"
      "Two bullets..."

    • @happygardevoir
      @happygardevoir Месяц назад +45

      "Two bullets you say?!" ​@TheRiverwolford

    • @zippoamerika8794
      @zippoamerika8794 Месяц назад +22

      thats funny dude 😂

    • @luka188
      @luka188 Месяц назад +23

      -Did he actually cut them, or is this a meme? If so, he wasn't lying when he said he worked hard to master the blade xD- After watching the video, it is certainly a meme lmao

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Месяц назад +22

      @@luka188 He didnt, but it is actually possible. Not always and only with slow bullets (less lethal), still insanely impressive tho.

  • @Moneysreal
    @Moneysreal Месяц назад +4138

    "Reincarnated in Another World After Being Shot by Officers While Charging With My Katana"

    • @SuperConanBarbarian
      @SuperConanBarbarian Месяц назад +145

      Fantastic title!!

    • @anonomaly
      @anonomaly Месяц назад +320

      You know what pisses me off? That's not even an exaggeration. Here, I'll show you. Mind you, this title is actually a real novel - "A Genius Healer Who Can Treat Instantly but Was Banished From Party Considered Doing Nothing ~ Even if They Told Him to Come Back Now, He Is Now Having Fun as a Dark Healer Now, So the Treatment Will Be Expensive, but Can You Pay for It? ~"

    • @SuperConanBarbarian
      @SuperConanBarbarian Месяц назад +72

      @@anonomaly Yikes!! That's a mouth full!

    • @Moneysreal
      @Moneysreal Месяц назад +239

      @@SuperConanBarbarian but he’s right, the isekai genre writes more shit in the title than they do the plot nowadays.

    • @Masteroftheweb
      @Masteroftheweb Месяц назад

      Now THAT is a fucking isekai satire I'd love to see! His "Cheat" power is that he's lucky enough to not die to his stupidity... But not like... Domino lucky where shit always works out for him. Everyone around him is the one making things happen. He's just there being a weeb moron.

  • @brownishtint
    @brownishtint 26 дней назад +574

    "Why you doin swords out here?" is the most dad thing iver heard in while

    • @thekingflea2199
      @thekingflea2199 13 дней назад +11

      “Hey, buddy heard you got shot playing swords in the parking lot..wanna go get some ice cream?”

    • @commanderknee3821
      @commanderknee3821 11 дней назад +6

      too bad he prolly grew up without one lol

    • @FerociousSniper
      @FerociousSniper 9 дней назад +8

      "Are ya doin' swords, son?"

    • @josephmedina6403
      @josephmedina6403 4 дня назад +2

      I’m actually wanting to join local fencing because sword fighting is no fun by yourself

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 10 дней назад +65

    "I'm a Related to Dionysus"
    Ah, the Greek god of drinking, that explains a lot

  • @Ryfoster501
    @Ryfoster501 Месяц назад +3836

    Cop: "And then a crazy guy came at me with a sword!"
    WWII Marines: "First time?"

  • @Coonder92
    @Coonder92 Месяц назад +7569

    Dudes got that 3-5 business days movement speed.

    • @mmc9828
      @mmc9828 Месяц назад +57

      LOL!!

    • @tacticalmattfoley
      @tacticalmattfoley Месяц назад +90

      He couldn't even pay to upgrade to the 2-day option.....

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem Месяц назад +62

      And it arrives 3days later because it doesn't come by Friday 6pm.

    • @user-nb7co9hs3g
      @user-nb7co9hs3g Месяц назад +7

      BRUHHHHH

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel Месяц назад +45

      He could probably roll faster than he runs.

  • @Mothbean
    @Mothbean 20 дней назад +118

    "What this non-meta character build didn't realize is that he just triggered the boss fight"
    Poetry.

  • @blooveymcgrady
    @blooveymcgrady 27 дней назад +55

    He runs exactly how i thought he would.

  • @PortableCoincidenceMachine
    @PortableCoincidenceMachine Месяц назад +3470

    Would it not have been more sporting for the officer to unsheathe his OWN katana and defend the honour of the Pima County Sheriff’s Department?

    • @sadlerbw9
      @sadlerbw9 Месяц назад +391

      NGL, if the officer pulled a set of nunchucks out of his belt and started doing some Bruce Lee warmup shit, it would have been the most bad-ass thing I've seen in years.

    • @bjorntrollgesicht1144
      @bjorntrollgesicht1144 Месяц назад +170

      A sword fight is always dangerous, even with an untrained opponent. You see, they often disregard their own safety and just try to hit you if they see an opening. Essentially you fight with a kamikaze.

    • @dumptruck5138
      @dumptruck5138 Месяц назад

      @@bjorntrollgesicht1144 🤓

    • @mimiagain
      @mimiagain Месяц назад +9

      🤣

    • @user-white007
      @user-white007 Месяц назад +117

      @@bjorntrollgesicht1144doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be BADASS

  • @jordogordo6280
    @jordogordo6280 Месяц назад +1296

    Sword mastery : Lvl 50
    Cardio: Lvl 1

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 27 дней назад +34

      Being alive: Lvl 0

    • @Sparkofhope621
      @Sparkofhope621 27 дней назад +20

      You’re supposed to level them both to be at least 25/25 to have the meta build skills unlocked like Perfect Riposte or Swift Step by the time you get to the Blue Sentinels boss in the Abyssal Sun Motel dungeon. Their projectile will one shot every time it’s kind of a gimmicky boss. It’s basically impossible when you can’t parry the bullets into a counter or at least dodge them. If you really need to cheese the Blue Sentinels boss you can just use Throw Voice on a nearby black npc and it will almost always draw aggro off you. I can’t tell if it’s a glitch or part of the bosses mechanics but it’s still possible on patch 2.0.24

    • @UnflatteringRat
      @UnflatteringRat 26 дней назад +2

      And got kwack kwack

    • @ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235
      @ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235 26 дней назад +1

      Jjk Tuscon hotel incident

    • @m0ment219
      @m0ment219 26 дней назад +1

      More like, Cardio: NaN

  • @johnvirtudez8958
    @johnvirtudez8958 14 дней назад +29

    That guy spent decades "studying the blade", only to lose to a cop with the power of friendship and a gun that's assigned to him😂

  • @Kiure94
    @Kiure94 25 дней назад +107

    Bro those cops were nothing but patient with that guy.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus 23 дня назад +10

      The guy was delusional AF and he took out the sword because the cop asked him if he could do that in his room. I think the guy was trying to demonstrate his "katana skills" as a response to that but he apparently didn't realize real life isn't an anime taking place in a fictional Edo-era Japan, so the cops saw him as an immediate threat to their safety.

    • @Kiure94
      @Kiure94 23 дня назад +3

      @Wasserkaktus yeah I think the guy also had mental health issues. I'm not psychiatrist, so I have no authority to say for sure, but he just has signs of someone who is unstable imo. It's sad, I wonder what makes a person think and act like that...

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus 23 дня назад +5

      @@Kiure94 With that being said I totally get how the cops have the right to preserve their own safety, but I really feel like there was a big missed opportunity for the cops to just deescalate this situation. They could have asked why he unsheathed the katana and just put their hands on their pistol holsters, waiting for him to give an answer. Instead, the cops went into full defensive mode, and that made Mr. Anime think they were about to kill him, so he tried to defend HIMSELF.

    • @Kiure94
      @Kiure94 23 дня назад +11

      @@Wasserkaktus Hindsight is 20/20, but I understand that the cops are scared,the guy put himself in that situation by unsheathing his sword and charging them.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus 23 дня назад +4

      @@Kiure94 They weren't actively listening to him beforehand though: The guy made it clear he had no interest in hurting anyone, and the guy was clearly responding to what the cop said about why he doesn't practice inside.

  • @anothergamingchannel2656
    @anothergamingchannel2656 Месяц назад +1623

    1st man died the death of a true warrior, in battle with his weapon drawn and with honor, like a true samurai. He shall forever be remembered as the ghost of Pima County.

    • @SaraSaraBoBara1
      @SaraSaraBoBara1 Месяц назад +63

      I’m loving this comment section, but sir, this comment wins!

    • @mikeespinoza5733
      @mikeespinoza5733 Месяц назад +43

      he didn't die in combat he died during what was essentially a traffic stop.

    • @oklart377
      @oklart377 Месяц назад +1

      🤣

    • @billutimmeiscool4114
      @billutimmeiscool4114 Месяц назад +32

      @@mikeespinoza5733that was combat

    • @christincrounse4629
      @christincrounse4629 Месяц назад +53

      As a pima county native, we respectfully decline to give him our name. Staying in a hotel meams he was likely passing through. Thus, not one of us

  • @unionjakass6589
    @unionjakass6589 Месяц назад +5680

    “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! RAAAAAGH!”
    *Gunshots*

    • @skulltimore
      @skulltimore Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/video/AtDij1C-704/видео.htmlfeature=shared

    • @SparrowHawk784
      @SparrowHawk784 Месяц назад +168

      (Quacks)

    • @crocadillius6418
      @crocadillius6418 Месяц назад +80

      Like the scene from Indiana Jones

    • @jonesy19691
      @jonesy19691 Месяц назад +27

      His power ended real quick!

    • @davidcastillo4141
      @davidcastillo4141 Месяц назад +10

      That markiplier clip from unnus annus

  • @Fenrirmaster30
    @Fenrirmaster30 23 дня назад +118

    "Don't bring a sword to a gun fight" - Sun Tzu

    • @saibakookami
      @saibakookami 22 дня назад

      Unless your faster than a bullet in movement speed and cutting speed lol

    • @Pepe-pq3om
      @Pepe-pq3om 16 дней назад +2

      ​@@saibakookami😐

    • @someasiandude4797
      @someasiandude4797 14 дней назад +1

      @saibakookami
      1. Grammar
      2. You could apply that “unless” bla bla bla to any situation where one side would 100% lose

    • @saibakookami
      @saibakookami 14 дней назад +1

      @@someasiandude4797 I don't give af about Grammer and any other bs people like to point out so scram

    • @someasiandude4797
      @someasiandude4797 14 дней назад +2

      @@saibakookami Well congrats then! You will forever be viewed a little child on the internet who likes their own comments.

  • @_00_-_SHADOW_-_00_
    @_00_-_SHADOW_-_00_ 21 день назад +30

    bros inner monologue really be like:
    "damn, two cops with weapons drawn on me, if I can move fast enough I could deflect their shots, take the one out on the right, then with my first form, get behind the second at lightning fast speed I've been training for this my whole life and I finally get to use my final form, these cops don't stand a chance against my raw power, Donut breathing, 1st form, INFINITE GLAZE!" *instant death*

  • @Waterishloki100
    @Waterishloki100 Месяц назад +3147

    damn he looks like a discord mod

    • @dark-gj9wq
      @dark-gj9wq Месяц назад +110

      Definitely

    • @Waterishloki100
      @Waterishloki100 Месяц назад +91

      @@dark-gj9wqfellow cloaker

    • @daviscampbell9020
      @daviscampbell9020 Месяц назад +53

      Or any moderator.

    • @notaspy1227
      @notaspy1227 Месяц назад +65

      Former Discord Mod.
      A newly aerated one.

    • @Manu_Lemoine_FR
      @Manu_Lemoine_FR Месяц назад +8

      very original ! it has been said 1000 times on police activity, congratulations for your likes

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 Месяц назад +4925

    Looks like the “Power of Friendship” wasn’t enough to stop your average run of the mill patrol officer.

    • @lycanhussar
      @lycanhussar Месяц назад +191

      Biggest anime Plot twist The cop was the one with friendship

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 Месяц назад +61

      Friendship was in fact not magic this time.

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 Месяц назад +27

      Maybe if he did the Care Bear Stare?

    • @badhabitsfr
      @badhabitsfr Месяц назад +4

      real

    • @DaHoboShack
      @DaHoboShack Месяц назад +33

      He was not the main character in his isaki

  • @Matt_and_Ray
    @Matt_and_Ray 27 дней назад +110

    It’s insane the officer was put on administrative leave for protecting himself

    • @woodcrafter7361
      @woodcrafter7361 24 дня назад +55

      It's for their own mental health most of the time, they clearly didn't want to shoot so it can take a toll on them.

    • @Liamsnieceson
      @Liamsnieceson 24 дня назад +60

      It may be more insane to expect him to go back to work the next day after killing some random weeb.
      Cop probably isn’t a sociopath

    • @clarkharvell5242
      @clarkharvell5242 23 дня назад +12

      paid vacation

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc 23 дня назад +37

      I'd be legit sad if I had to ice some silly dork having an episode who's probably a cool guy the rest of the time.

    • @eesamohammed2104
      @eesamohammed2104 21 день назад +4

      Na dude defo was a psycho
      it wouldve been pretty easy to disarm the guy and not kill him​@@Liamsnieceson

  • @jackofalltradesmasterofnon5765
    @jackofalltradesmasterofnon5765 14 дней назад +13

    A couple guys where I used to work responded to an assault in progress call involving weapons one night. When they got on scene they found 2 not quite sober gentlemen having a nerf sword fight in their yard. Needless to say once the adrenaline wore off everyone had a good laugh and a story to tell.

  • @steveo4991
    @steveo4991 Месяц назад +1058

    Dude had all the grace, agility and movement speed of a tectonic plate.

  • @JOliver4907
    @JOliver4907 Месяц назад +1205

    Obviously, that fine sword weilding gentleman was a victim of a confusion spell. So the officer, with his quick thinking, cast eternal sleep. I think it was warranted. That officer must be a pretty high-ranking mage.

    • @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056
      @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056 Месяц назад +29

      Our kind law keeping wizard used his wand to cast magic missile bound with eternal sleep, too bad the fine samurai was hit with a speed debuff

    • @IQsHubby13
      @IQsHubby13 Месяц назад +17

      Bro used all his 9 milimana

    • @mustangmckraken1150
      @mustangmckraken1150 Месяц назад +11

      Magic missile never misses, after all

    • @DeNihility
      @DeNihility Месяц назад +6

      Red Mage, Blue Mage, White Mage, Black Mage, Bullet Mage.

    • @midwestprepper4345
      @midwestprepper4345 Месяц назад +3

      Yea he is. He was able to cast a cumbersome spell on neckbeard lol

  • @Akiraspin
    @Akiraspin 27 дней назад +30

    "What's he doing?"
    "He's beginning to believe..."

    • @capncheeks
      @capncheeks 22 дня назад

      🤣🤣

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 14 дней назад

      You are doing it Peter

    • @JustinTK416
      @JustinTK416 10 часов назад

      Well… now he’s ceasing to breathe…
      So do you have like a que of ‘chosen ones’ or is it like we gotta place an Amazon order and wait at least three business days?

  • @PoppaPickett
    @PoppaPickett 13 дней назад +5

    Good thing that officer made sure the back of the vehicle was okay while the other officer with no cover or other support handled the situation.

  • @KloutGawdKhaos
    @KloutGawdKhaos Месяц назад +901

    Love the attention to detail of him throwing the sheathe. Traditionally, when a samurai throws his sheathe away before a fight, he isn’t expecting to live through the fight.

    • @notajaxon9476
      @notajaxon9476 Месяц назад +157

      Interesting, I think it's cool how such little details have such big meanings.

    • @Ulfur8574
      @Ulfur8574 Месяц назад +185

      He took his training pretty seriously

    • @madgardener5820
      @madgardener5820 Месяц назад +72

      I've learnt something today.
      Thank you

    • @LucasJackson_37
      @LucasJackson_37 Месяц назад +37

      Great good to know next time I play Elden Ring ..

    • @krow7402
      @krow7402 Месяц назад +96

      @@LucasJackson_37 Walking over my nineteen sheaths, going through the fog door and dropping the 20th lmao

  • @fasillimerick7394
    @fasillimerick7394 Месяц назад +757

    Here is someone with an actual weapon, charging, and the officer showed restraint, and only needed two shots to stop the threat. This is a profound contrast of the two female officers who blindly fired thirty rounds into an apartment, and of course Deputy Acorn.

    • @NoNonsense316
      @NoNonsense316 Месяц назад +98

      "Deputy Acorn" 💯👍👍

    • @Mike-eg8ck
      @Mike-eg8ck Месяц назад

      Can I add that this female officer also just screamed gun, popped off a random shot or two as she ran behind the car while the male officer dropped him like a sack of potatoes. Female officers are almost always worthless.

    • @jububoobaroo67
      @jububoobaroo67 Месяц назад +5

      50 iq

    • @mattiemathis9549
      @mattiemathis9549 Месяц назад +53

      Facts! And I say that as retired female law enforcement. I’ve been retired for quite some time now and, thankfully, never had to kill someone. But the officer(s) are completely justified.
      Means: a fucking sword (it takes 21 ft for the average officer to draw his sidearm). Way closer than 21 feet.
      Opportunity: Dude has a sword
      Intent: He charged the officer brandishing a fucking sword!
      Valid shoot.

    • @corbindallas1954
      @corbindallas1954 Месяц назад +15

      Can't believe I have to hear Morgan & Morgan commercials on RUclips now.

  • @matthewsutphin7508
    @matthewsutphin7508 11 дней назад +5

    Remember Tucson cops don't carry tazers, they carry another gun. That's why this poor bushido didn't make it to his next ninja meeting.

  • @neilmackenzie4394
    @neilmackenzie4394 27 дней назад +8

    Great comment, "Not the sharpest Kid, tried to pull a gun the size of a folding chair out of his pants'" LMAO!

  • @jackfordansk4262
    @jackfordansk4262 Месяц назад +856

    "I'm related to Dionysus." You know, the guy who not only didn't wield a sword, but wasn't even in the same culture as the katana.

    • @Zorothegallade-gg7zg
      @Zorothegallade-gg7zg Месяц назад +152

      Dionysus is the god of wine and the guy probably had a lot in his system. That would make him blood related.

    • @JaxBTW
      @JaxBTW Месяц назад +6

      Fr

    • @Maxrepfitgm
      @Maxrepfitgm Месяц назад +27

      Didn't Zeus overthrow the Shogunate from Mt Fuji?

    • @jackfordansk4262
      @jackfordansk4262 Месяц назад +18

      @@Maxrepfitgm No no no, that was Shiva and Baldur with Persian Immortals running interference.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Месяц назад +22

      @@jackfordansk4262You got it right but it was Ra and his lesser known handicapped brother Rara.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate Месяц назад +1371

    The Way of the Katana is a narrow path between two cops. Some are simply too wide to pass.

    • @leanbean8962
      @leanbean8962 Месяц назад +21

      Shiroyama summed up if 15 seconds😂

    • @aliseharvey20244
      @aliseharvey20244 Месяц назад +7

      😂

    • @The_Raptor
      @The_Raptor Месяц назад +1

      nawwwh :skull:

    • @44saw44
      @44saw44 Месяц назад +8

      He needed hittori hanzo steel silly rabbit

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu Месяц назад +5

      Is this a Sun Tzu quote?

  • @Justintime328
    @Justintime328 2 дня назад

    Man this officer deserves a medal for patience. What an attempt to try and save this mad man's life.

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 19 дней назад +5

    9:05 hold heck that control was impressive. Holds his ground, solid grip, eliminates the threat and keeps his aim on-target.

  • @godkingcthulhu138
    @godkingcthulhu138 Месяц назад +877

    "charging" is a strong word for what looked more like a truffle shuffle

    • @NevaG2190
      @NevaG2190 Месяц назад +17

      😂 I managed not to laugh at other jokes but Goonies will get me every time.

    • @user-lc7jm7sn1h
      @user-lc7jm7sn1h Месяц назад +4

      Im pretty cut and fit and i died inside watching that shit

    • @marklivingston1479
      @marklivingston1479 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @EandJenius
      @EandJenius Месяц назад +1

      Truffleshuffle 😂

    • @blueridgepatriot1356
      @blueridgepatriot1356 Месяц назад +3

      Or priss and prance!

  • @shadowraven137
    @shadowraven137 Месяц назад +757

    For the first 'thing', i remember cops coming at me after coming home from a weekly LARP (scabbard+handle looked decent in low light). They pulled up on me, i dropped shit cause im not that stupid, 5 mins later the cop car was on the side of the road with highbeams on to illuminate 2 of the cops fighting against eachother with my larp swords at 1AM on a random road(and the winner against me).
    Respect and a sense of humour goes along way.

    • @caledunsmore
      @caledunsmore Месяц назад +79

      Hahahah my friend got really cool expensive "Lightsabers" they looked awesome and made all the sounds especially when they hit each other. We were trying them out at night in kind of a field near a road just messing around. Cops drove past and stopped to check it out...they had a chat with us and they tried them out for themselves haha it was a fun little moment they enjoyed it and went on their way.

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus Месяц назад +31

      I'm a buhurt fighter , I'm out in public all the time in armor with real swords (ours are dull) we get alot of looks but ive never had any run ins with the law , we always joke about how awkward it's gonna be when the cops like hey... what's with all the sex stuff in ur trunk lol but yes it's attitude, it's perfectly legal to have and carry a sword , ive been stopped on the way to range day with 35 weapons , took a while but the cops where cool about it because I wasn't being rude

    • @nymalous3428
      @nymalous3428 Месяц назад +14

      @@Cold_Cactus There was a group of people doing that sort of thing in a park when my brother was getting married (in the same park... neither group disrupted the other). It did not look like fun to me, but I had a really great conversation about armor with one of the participants, and the battles were a nice break from wedding stuff. Stay safe!

    • @Kelso540
      @Kelso540 Месяц назад +2

      Bro. Tell me honestly if this is true.

    • @jigglie8077
      @jigglie8077 Месяц назад +9

      i was reading a book.
      in a park.
      in broad daylight.
      and someone called the cops.
      3 times in 3 days. different officers every time.
      im sure it was a crackhead calling to get me off the bench so fuck those officers for sending me away

  • @Th3_34gl3
    @Th3_34gl3 6 дней назад +1

    Moral of the story: Unless the wielder is someone like Vergil Sparda, Alexander Anderson, Corvo Attano, or Kabal, the bullet is mightier than the blade.

  • @Mdrobile
    @Mdrobile 26 дней назад +5

    Love you're editing. The jokes mid story crack me up nonstop lol cheers

  • @shanemellor1995
    @shanemellor1995 Месяц назад +595

    Remember the 21 foot rule, this is the distance an assailant with a bladed weapon can cover before you can get an effective shot off. Unless the assailant is an obese weeb with a katana.

    • @tombattraw1410
      @tombattraw1410 Месяц назад +47

      That only applies when drawing from an IWB holster.

    • @giantent763
      @giantent763 Месяц назад +57

      @@tombattraw1410 I was just about to say this. The 21 foot rule does not apply when you already have the drop on a knife user.

    • @UncleRons_3D_Pub
      @UncleRons_3D_Pub Месяц назад +18

      this 21 feet wouldbe reduced to 18, if the officers were still holstered, because he had a 3 foot blade... he could save a step

    • @ThePvPtube
      @ThePvPtube Месяц назад +25

      Haha more like the 1 foot rule with how slow ol boy was moving

    • @dobbyjenkins3903
      @dobbyjenkins3903 Месяц назад +1

      Or if youre slow af on the draw

  • @farshot2713
    @farshot2713 Месяц назад +683

    If you have to make "woosh" sounds with your mouth when you break into a full sprint at the speed of a run down mobility scooter, you're not that guy.

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione Месяц назад +2

      Who is that guy?

    • @alexs.2774
      @alexs.2774 Месяц назад +18

      ​@@23Butanedione The cool guy, basically another way of saying " the chosen one", the goat, the VIP.

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 Месяц назад +2

      Plot twist - it made him that guy

    • @dillonbuel5165
      @dillonbuel5165 Месяц назад +23

      omg i didn't notice the woosh thats amazing 🤣

    • @danielkeslerjr4407
      @danielkeslerjr4407 Месяц назад +10

      wow. i had to rewind it.. i cant believe he actually did that.... he must of been DRUNK drunk, lol..

  • @effaroundfindout
    @effaroundfindout 15 дней назад +1

    Volgrad hasn't posted for years but I loved watching his OIS compilations and I wished they could have spread to a larger audience because they are so informative of how quickly shit can go south for an officer. This channel is even better because there's commentary.

  • @tylerrodriguez9233
    @tylerrodriguez9233 Месяц назад +1200

    Dude had the athleticism of a pack of store brand bologna

    • @topcan5600
      @topcan5600 Месяц назад +71

      You may not like it, but this is what the peak male athletic form looks like

    • @LeafyMouse4478
      @LeafyMouse4478 Месяц назад +20

      He’s out of line but he’s right

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 Месяц назад +37

      Hey that’s offensive.
      The bologna deserves better.

    • @thealgonquin5822
      @thealgonquin5822 Месяц назад +22

      Dollar store bologna

    • @coolhwhip86
      @coolhwhip86 Месяц назад +17

      Samurai Flap-Jack

  • @FullyBakedFINN
    @FullyBakedFINN 28 дней назад +394

    I love how "can you do that inside?" Was the line he had to defend his honor over

    • @trenthulkinberry7526
      @trenthulkinberry7526 9 дней назад +9

      Bro must've not cared about his honor that much because he ran at like 9 mph towards the officers

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 7 дней назад +7

      ​@trenthulkinberry7526
      9mph is a solid run and almost a sprint.
      Dude was probably doing 1.3mph if that... xD

    • @trenthulkinberry7526
      @trenthulkinberry7526 6 дней назад +3

      @@mr.techaky7655 damn I over measured 😑

    • @ElixirEcho
      @ElixirEcho 6 дней назад +1

      Line? Ohh I see what you did there haha

    • @josephmedina6403
      @josephmedina6403 4 дня назад

      Holy crap did those guns have duck calls attached to them ? 🤣

  • @Yologolow
    @Yologolow 22 дня назад +2

    He totally acted appropriately I hope he has a speedy recovery god bless him

  • @SabotAndHeat75
    @SabotAndHeat75 2 дня назад

    Sword boy’s constant interruptions tell you exactly his respect level towards the cop.

  • @rideshareog
    @rideshareog Месяц назад +391

    Bless that LEO'S heart, he genuinely tried to deescalate.

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 Месяц назад +2

      Odd

    • @Orapac-ln5jd
      @Orapac-ln5jd Месяц назад +1

      @@alehlete830 whats odd about trying to deescalate especially when it seems like its someone whose not all there for some reason.

  • @jmart6750
    @jmart6750 Месяц назад +570

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better description of Tucson than “it looks like all the boring parts of Fallout New Vegas.”

    • @peterlane7128
      @peterlane7128 Месяц назад +16

      As an Arizona resident who has to go down to Tucson occasionally for business. I can confirm that this is the best way to describe Tucson.

    • @Firaxo
      @Firaxo Месяц назад +5

      Is it as bad as Raul makes it to be?

    • @lyingdogfacedponysoldier201
      @lyingdogfacedponysoldier201 Месяц назад +5

      Its worse​@@Firaxo

    • @christianjacinto7042
      @christianjacinto7042 Месяц назад +3

      "Some people call it Two Sun but it's Tucson damnit!" 😠 - Raul

    • @uh._.
      @uh._. 29 дней назад +1

      as a tucson resident, yeah its accurate😮‍💨

  • @davida730
    @davida730 3 дня назад

    "I mean, I'm not telling you not to achieve that." Gold comment from that officer. Pure gold.

  • @psychotikpaisano
    @psychotikpaisano 25 дней назад +5

    He brought the gunfight to his sword.

  • @sigspearthumb3249
    @sigspearthumb3249 Месяц назад +456

    He missed the opportunity to yell, "There can be only one!"

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza Месяц назад +9

      “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE”
      *[S H O T]*

    • @deejaykindred7029
      @deejaykindred7029 Месяц назад

      “HERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS!”
      Nevermind. There can be more than this one..
      Jokes aside, I’m the parent of a soon to be an Autistic adult. It’s a big fear of mine when he may encounter police during a meltdown. I know he won’t brandish a fucking Katana, but I can’t help to feel that neckbeard here was Autistic and maybe a non lethal something would have snapped him back into reality instead he’s dead, officer had to take it seriously and I’m
      Sure he didn’t want to kill him… CZ dude suicide by cop case closed

    • @silk363
      @silk363 Месяц назад +4

      why do you have that pfp bro

    • @thenitpickchannel9993
      @thenitpickchannel9993 Месяц назад +1

      @@ZombieSazza”I have the power of God and anime on my side.”
      “I have a sidearm on my side”

    • @thenitpickchannel9993
      @thenitpickchannel9993 Месяц назад +2

      Bro was the Highlander but headshots count

  • @Clint_L33twood
    @Clint_L33twood Месяц назад +195

    He charged them with the iconic speed of a glacier.

    • @kevinpatrick8788
      @kevinpatrick8788 Месяц назад +7

      Even the walking dead extra Biden moves faster .

  • @Duck-Gaming115
    @Duck-Gaming115 23 дня назад +2

    That katana cop is super chill and cool. Wish to meet such a cop like that.

  • @andrewcorker2053
    @andrewcorker2053 27 дней назад +4

    yo donut operator i love watching your vids there really injoying and i love your vids keep up the good work

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo Месяц назад +435

    Watching 12+ hours of anime every day with old Spaghetti-Os stuck in your beard is not “studying the blade”

    • @nathanaelmcmahan872
      @nathanaelmcmahan872 29 дней назад +10

      He's been watching Percy Jackson. All the characters are demi-gods.

    • @kd741
      @kd741 25 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 23 дня назад +1

      Agreed.
      Okay, sure, I use a lightsaber as a bokken because it's fun but really?

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 23 дня назад +2

      Oh c'mon, he employed the ancient 'tippy toe towards the threat' technique. That takes minutes of training at least.

  • @grandmasteryoda3544
    @grandmasteryoda3544 Месяц назад +332

    “I’m trying to achieve greatness with the katana” *proceeds to use incorrect form*

    • @angeldesigns1385
      @angeldesigns1385 Месяц назад +6

      lol he told the cop to “put it down” like he really had enough advance to grant mercy on his foe!

    • @logancaine9616
      @logancaine9616 Месяц назад +7

      Most dishonerabue!

    • @PurpleBassThumb
      @PurpleBassThumb Месяц назад +9

      ⁠@@angeldesigns1385if you read the captions in the video, it clearly states that “officer 2” said “put it down” but I love the idea that he would tell the officers that 😂

    • @anthonyrobino145
      @anthonyrobino145 Месяц назад +2

      He said he’s trying 🤣

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet Месяц назад +2

      He said trying

  • @Brilliantt86
    @Brilliantt86 24 дня назад +1

    The amount of meme knowledge included in this video is simply amazing. I applaud you Sir.

  • @camkels6396
    @camkels6396 25 дней назад +5

    I guess when he heard, "you shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight" he thought that didn't apply to katanas.

    • @joedave4489
      @joedave4489 18 дней назад

      Must’ve thought the rule was about blade length

  • @WarbandGames
    @WarbandGames Месяц назад +141

    "I'm not telling you not to achieve that" was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

    • @JCElzinga
      @JCElzinga 27 дней назад +1

      he has interacted with all sorts of goofy people.

  • @HansPottermann
    @HansPottermann Месяц назад +368

    Remember, switching to your sword is faster than reloading.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- Месяц назад +18

      fella didn't roll nor did he parry.
      attributes did not meet the weapon requirements

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Месяц назад

      Tueller Drill! 21ft! 🔪

    • @irondragondxd3836
      @irondragondxd3836 Месяц назад +1

      He clearly ran out of sprint

    • @Asageun
      @Asageun Месяц назад +2

      ​@@justsomeplantcells- bro didn't have enough str or dex to use that sword

    • @DarkerThanBlack_666
      @DarkerThanBlack_666 28 дней назад

      In today's current MW that is actually a thing lol

  • @stevennguyen4993
    @stevennguyen4993 8 дней назад

    He really thought he was the protagonist with the plot armor. We getting no redemption arc on this one.

  • @zachjenkins7602
    @zachjenkins7602 16 дней назад +2

    That male officer in the second video was not taking any chances with out cover so he had to use a correct amount of force to not get himself injured

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 Месяц назад +295

    You can usually tell early on when you're not going to be able to reason with someone, I reckon those first two officers got that sinking stomach feeling pretty quickly.

    • @embernocte
      @embernocte Месяц назад +41

      As soon as they start talking about fictional or historic figures they're related to or channeling, you can guarantee its not going to go well. Sucks so much for these officers. What an awful situation.

    • @j.murphy4884
      @j.murphy4884 Месяц назад +24

      @@embernocte Yeah, I get the sense that guy was a combination of booze and some kind of mental break.

    • @njmfff
      @njmfff Месяц назад +6

      First dude reminded me of "I am a biotic GOD" from Mass Effect 2 scene.

    • @dhoffnun
      @dhoffnun Месяц назад +6

      "I'm related to Dionysus and everything" is the wildest way I have ever heard someone confess to being drunk lol

    • @T_Fizzle
      @T_Fizzle Месяц назад +3

      That's how I feel about most people I encounter on social media.

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp Месяц назад +194

    That first guy had the most aggressive attack waddle I've ever seen, I think the cops just killed the emperor penguin of the north.

    • @ddoherty5956
      @ddoherty5956 Месяц назад +3

      🤣

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Месяц назад +3

      He looks like grown up Star Wars kid or Kevin Smith pre heart ❤️ attack, wt loss.

    • @larrynoe6162
      @larrynoe6162 Месяц назад +3

      I thought he would fall down stepping off the sidewalk.

    • @ProtossTempest
      @ProtossTempest Месяц назад

      His stance also sucks. At first he attempts an intimidating pose (very anime-esque), and worsens it by running like some dumb hillbilly in a B-Rated ninja movie

    • @jeangrissom1071
      @jeangrissom1071 Месяц назад

      😂😂🤣

  • @Gohan_Fanboi
    @Gohan_Fanboi 2 дня назад

    Blade vs Firearm. The most easiest bet of my life.

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 Час назад

    RUclips is the only place where we have serious talks about mostly peaceful people getting quacked to un-life while we watch it happen under a no-no square. And we understand the grave implications of it.

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin Месяц назад +318

    For what it's worth, the officer in the first video did everything he possibly could to de-escalate, and dispatched the suspect properly when he aggravates.

    • @PaletoB
      @PaletoB Месяц назад +31

      A clear example reinforcing my belief the police should have knights in full plate armor. Give these guys a real boss fight.

    • @dissimilar816
      @dissimilar816 Месяц назад +14

      ​@@PaletoB if they are two in one patrol car make them ornstein and smough

    • @Mr.Ghost_og
      @Mr.Ghost_og Месяц назад

      Ehhhh I mean Los Angeles you’re probably going to get pepper sprayed and hit with the 40mm. Dude was the slowest moving person I’ve seen in a long time too. Every department deals with things different and you never know how many officers were on duty at the time. Those bean bag rounds and the 40mm are there for a reason though they save lives in the long run especially people going through mental health issues.

    • @jeremy4375
      @jeremy4375 Месяц назад +8

      Days Inn samurai: I'm trying to achieve greatness in the katana
      Cop: I'm mean, I'm not telling you not to achieve that
      🤣😂🤣

    • @Babushkabongwatr
      @Babushkabongwatr Месяц назад

      ​@dissimilar816 that'd be amazing

  • @ceetruth4709
    @ceetruth4709 Месяц назад +465

    18 years old and decided to throw his life away. What a fool

    • @AKITM
      @AKITM 27 дней назад +52

      What exactly did he have to look forward to? Home ownership? A family?😂😂😂

    • @ceetruth4709
      @ceetruth4709 27 дней назад +82

      @@AKITM If this is a serious question, I'm not sure how to explain the absurdity of it to you.

    • @pissedpajamas5718
      @pissedpajamas5718 27 дней назад

      @@ceetruth4709 I think he’s implying that this kid was mentally deranged from the get go and was never going to have a desirable life.

    • @-_-___----_..
      @-_-___----_.. 27 дней назад

      ​@@ceetruth4709explain away smartass, what is there to look forwards to?

    • @Horseprotime
      @Horseprotime 26 дней назад +17

      Assuming you’re young, you have a lot to learn concerning mental health. Dude wasn’t right in the head unfortunately

  • @dudeman71213
    @dudeman71213 16 дней назад +2

    Great vid as always, Donut. Glad you put the reminder in to reach out if one is in a mental health crisis. I don't think mr-scorpion-pants was, but part of me wonders if AnimeLad was trying to self-forever-sleep by cop... seems plausible.

  • @ratedseven1710
    @ratedseven1710 21 день назад

    You called this man a "non meta character build" and that has to be one of the funniest jabs I've heard

  • @TheRichMarion
    @TheRichMarion Месяц назад +344

    “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” still holds as fact check true.

    • @jrbmxr2564
      @jrbmxr2564 Месяц назад +6

      tf2 says otherwise

    • @Americanbros-nu8rt
      @Americanbros-nu8rt Месяц назад +6

      It wasn't really a knife more like a sword

    • @telesto4099
      @telesto4099 Месяц назад +3

      @@jrbmxr2564and metal gear rising

    • @jimdarhower4945
      @jimdarhower4945 Месяц назад +3

      Idk. That Las Cruces New Mexico officer got smoked by a knife really quick.

    • @jamesk0ua
      @jamesk0ua Месяц назад +3

      Depends on the distance, but the perp was closing that distance fast. Not to mention the Katana has some reach too.

  • @timbenham516
    @timbenham516 Месяц назад +301

    The first guy obviously needed help with psychological problems. It's sad because the cops tried to deescalate the situation and really didn't want to kill him.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Месяц назад +16

      Excited delirium. Sad but growing issue; 2010s to now: 2024. I think the guy was high or on drugs. Maybe EDP. 😵‍💫

    • @devlenruby6681
      @devlenruby6681 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah I feel like they could'vedone souch to prevent just shooting the guy how do you not have non lethal weapons with you when going to a call like that. Kinda seems like they wanted to shoot him

    • @nicholasroach880
      @nicholasroach880 Месяц назад +88

      ​@@devlenruby6681 my man, I would like to tell you that non lethal is risky as fuck. And not always effective.

    • @colemanmoore9871
      @colemanmoore9871 Месяц назад +60

      ​@devlenruby6681 so, you want to deploy non-lethal? How do you do that? You can't taze him while he is just standing there with a sheathed sword. He is not complying with orders, but is not threatening the officers. If they tazed him or used other force at that time, everyone would be screaming at them for escalation, as well as the city would be sued for injuries (falling on concrete is not good for your head).
      When he became a threat by pulling out the sword, there was no time for a tazer. He was too close to the officers and tazers are notorious for failing. If they used the tazer and it failed, it would be too late to use a gun, and the officer could be dead or injured.
      They tried to de-ecalate and get the guy to stay calm and drop the weapon. Not much else they could do without endangering themselves.

    • @metal100k
      @metal100k Месяц назад +4

      Feel like dude was on something or on some kind of spectrum to go from what are you doing to charging the officers with a katana with nithing in between. There is a significant disconnect there.

  • @theknownjames3025
    @theknownjames3025 12 дней назад +1

    remember kids, Don't bring a katana to a 9mm fight.

  • @JonSSteiner
    @JonSSteiner 12 дней назад +1

    I noticed that on the second video, more than 10 shots were fired. The government of New York State says that only 10 are needed for self defense…

  • @Tank196958
    @Tank196958 Месяц назад +335

    Sorry Donut, I have to share a story from about ten years ago. I am a firefighter and we caught a call to an elderly woman stabbed with a samurai sword. It was initially given as person down in the front yard, nothing about any wounds, etc. Sadly, she was no longer breathing and had no pulse. We were not able to revive her. The next shift, overtime on the ambulance for me, we caught a call for a headache at the same residence. I was in front of one of the deputies as the door opens to the grandson of the elderly woman, come to find out he had stabbed her with the sword the day before, and he has the same sword in his hand. As he raises it preparing to turn me into a bald headed shishkebab, I stepped to the side of the porch on the split foyer house. The deputy already had his taser out and popped him with it. This 300 lb teenage went right down the steps backwards sounding like a flock of canadian geese headed north in spring. He hit with a thud, assuring us he meant us no harm and wasnt going to use the sword on us. It was BS all the way around. He raised the sword in my direction. I was pleased to pull the barbs out on him to say the least. Stay safe out there folks. It is a crazy and stupid world.

    • @chocolatefrenzieya
      @chocolatefrenzieya Месяц назад +45

      Is it legal/professional to laugh at people while providing treatment?
      'Cuz I'd laugh.

    • @45proteinconsumer
      @45proteinconsumer Месяц назад +3

      wild

    • @odayaka9697
      @odayaka9697 Месяц назад +33

      Of course he was 300lbs. They all are

    • @brianwilson8088
      @brianwilson8088 Месяц назад +26

      ​@@chocolatefrenzieyaVery unprofessional, but not illegal

    • @VITAMINCOCKWATER
      @VITAMINCOCKWATER Месяц назад

      Sometimes professional goes out the window. If the pt acts human then professionalism stays. If you act like an animal or dumbass.... wellllll​@chocolatefrenzieya

  • @Swankster9000
    @Swankster9000 2 дня назад

    First guy probably ran for ice cream trucks faster than he ran to defend his honor.

  • @panasonicmicrowaveoven
    @panasonicmicrowaveoven 27 дней назад +5

    Jokes on them he just got reincarnated as a master of the blade with a harem of hot women.

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Месяц назад +335

    A blunt reminder that life isn't like anime. Anyone feeling that level of distress should indeed seek professional help.

  • @IKnowBangerss
    @IKnowBangerss Месяц назад +301

    Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Clearly has never seen Indiana Jones

    • @kyledorsty906
      @kyledorsty906 Месяц назад +4

      I just referenced that too

    • @angryparsnip9363
      @angryparsnip9363 Месяц назад +11

      And as everyone knows, that scene was allegedly adapted from a kickass sword fight because Ford had a cold and wasn't up to it.

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 Месяц назад

      @@kyledorsty906it showed it in the vid

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 Месяц назад

      @@kyledorsty906it showed it in the vid

  • @GGtheDumby
    @GGtheDumby Месяц назад +117

    Bro thought he was the main character until he met his enemy
    The all-mighty 9mm

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximov Час назад

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You don't antagonize officers doing their job. Case in point, I was out one night many months ago on a walk and I had my pistol holstered at my side for my defense. I live in a Constitutional carry state, I have a concealed carry permit, and it was an old-fashioned button down holster. While on my walk a police officer stopped me, he placed his SUV between himself and me (it had the city police department signage on it and was near the police department building), didn't have his lights on, but had his flashlight on him so I saw him. He addressed me, I acknowledged I heard him, had my hands palms outwards towards him at about shoulder height showing that I wasn't armed. The officer asked me about receiving a call about someone walking around with a gun, I said yes I had my gun holstered at my side, strapped down, and the safety was on. I also informed him that I had my concealed carry permit on me, but the officer said that wasn't needed as it was again a Constitutional carry state and that the complaint had failed to mention the weapon was holstered. He walked around me, saw the firearm was holstered and strapped down, asked me if I had taken it out at all tonight and what I was up to. I politely mentioned I was out on a walk, I was carrying for my defense, the gun had been holstered the entire time, and that the safety was on. The officer asked for a form of ID, and I pulled my wallet out from my breast pocket and presented my driver's license to him as he radioed dispatch. He verified that I did live in the area, and that I was complying with his lawful requests, and that the weapon was holstered with no indication that I had been brandishing my firearm. His partner drove up, they both verified the story, that I was not breaking the law and was within my rights, was handed back my driver's license, and all three of us wished one another a good night as I finished my walk. Why did I go into detail with this? Because the officers had a duty to investigate the complaint concerned that someone may be armed and dangerous, I have a right to have my gun with me, someone complained who didn't know the law, so for a few minutes I was only temporarily inconvenienced by a lawful stop and everyone went home safe and sound.

  • @brotherkhrayn3525
    @brotherkhrayn3525 3 дня назад

    As soon as he said “I’m related to Dionysus” I knew there wasn’t any getting through to him…

  • @MichaelB-84
    @MichaelB-84 Месяц назад +204

    “Water breathing, third form..”💀💥🔫

    • @samael335
      @samael335 Месяц назад +25

      Now he can practice the final form of earth bending. Becoming one with it.

    • @amethystbore1534
      @amethystbore1534 Месяц назад +13

      8 trigram 64 bullets

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus Месяц назад +1

      He blood bending just not well

    • @DamionLemonst-wn4cs
      @DamionLemonst-wn4cs Месяц назад +7

      Uh wouldn't that be lead breathing?

    • @michaelatlas2341
      @michaelatlas2341 Месяц назад +2

      Lord help me 😂

  • @epic_clint
    @epic_clint Месяц назад +133

    We all just got a history lesson in how the invention on gunpowder forever changed combat tactics.

    • @Playingwithproxies
      @Playingwithproxies Месяц назад +1

      It took a little bit more than gun powder but basically yes

    • @nikitab.6600
      @nikitab.6600 Месяц назад +1

      Bayonet.
      First gunpowder weapons started appearing around the late 1300s and until 1680 when the bayonet was invented most tactics stayed the same-ish.

  • @stopsign2594
    @stopsign2594 15 дней назад

    The only non-lethal option was walking away, he's not reaching the cops with that speed

  • @amante762
    @amante762 19 дней назад

    I'm 100% sure his parents never disciplined him, from his tantrums, to adulthood.

  • @electrontube
    @electrontube Месяц назад +134

    A gun the size of:
    a) a folding chair
    b) a mastadon tusk
    c) a vintage 1920's cash register
    d) Secretariat, winner of the 1973 Kentucky Derby

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey Месяц назад +9

      American News Reporters: Anything BUT -The Metric System- Literally Any Unit Of Measurement That Makes Sense, Since 1784!

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 Месяц назад

      Knows 2 languages: exotic
      Knows 2 units of measure: freak!

  • @f-empire-8
    @f-empire-8 Месяц назад +102

    Dude, the first cop is a G, he dealt with that situation the best he possible could have. In my opinion.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 Месяц назад +5

      It's sad really. Homie is clearly blasted out of his mind, doubt he woulda done this stupid shit if he weren't

    • @sgotblocks
      @sgotblocks Месяц назад

      yea id rather keep my head also hes smart

    • @LeonKlent
      @LeonKlent 17 дней назад

      He was obviously the better warrior

  • @Bofa_Deez
    @Bofa_Deez 16 дней назад +1

    “I’m hella responsible” makes you sound nowhere near responsible lmao

  • @wildernessjunky6056
    @wildernessjunky6056 21 час назад

    dude was clearly insane no need to make fun of it

  • @dublinoseven3279
    @dublinoseven3279 Месяц назад +174

    “While you were at the range, I was becoming a master of the blade…”

    • @rexblade504
      @rexblade504 Месяц назад +13

      Shoulda learned from Indiana Jones, studying the blade is useless against someone who studies the art of the gun

    • @patrickshaw8595
      @patrickshaw8595 Месяц назад +3

      @@rexblade504 Technically the ancient Chinese art of chemically propelled lead slugs is called Go-Hun.

    • @PatrickKniesler
      @PatrickKniesler Месяц назад

      ... Wait

    • @monkegaming6416
      @monkegaming6416 Месяц назад

      Not conditioning though

    • @mikeespinoza5733
      @mikeespinoza5733 Месяц назад

      a child with a gun can beat a master of any sword

  • @CMDRFandragon
    @CMDRFandragon Месяц назад +149

    He woulda made it to the cops, but he was over-encumbered with loot and his run speed was *drastically* hampered.
    2nd guy's equipment build
    Holster Slot: Underwear -100% Draw speed

    • @oddballgunman5288
      @oddballgunman5288 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂 Get some $30 underwear that have a purpose other than holding your junk in place

  • @canabuscits
    @canabuscits 20 дней назад +1

    I think there's a lot more people that have something wrong with them than people realize.

  • @paulieswalnut
    @paulieswalnut 25 дней назад +3

    "Hey Buddy, watcha doing?"
    "...Playin swords."
    😂

  • @scornedturtle155
    @scornedturtle155 Месяц назад +40

    The first guy fully expected the officer to put his gun away, pull out a sword, and have an epic battle in the parking lot.

  • @joshuastrawser9160
    @joshuastrawser9160 Месяц назад +47

    "I am related to Dionysus...."
    Only insofar as you are CLEARLY intoxicated, sir.

  • @Neighborhoodjester
    @Neighborhoodjester 12 дней назад

    The build, if anyones interested.
    Magic: 9
    Int: 2
    Dex: 1
    Strength: 2
    Speech: -4

  • @AaAazaAsaaG
    @AaAazaAsaaG 22 дня назад +1

    as a Tucsonian, I'm proud that the city was even mentioned as nothing really happens besides the crackheads and the car accidents every week

  • @Pyncont
    @Pyncont 28 дней назад +318

    "Im hella responsible" immediately acts un responsible.

    • @GiarcraiGO
      @GiarcraiGO 25 дней назад +19

      Irresponsible. Not unresponsible.
      No child left behind. Lol.

    • @TomatoDogMusic
      @TomatoDogMusic 17 дней назад

      Thanks. ​@@GiarcraiGO

    • @khatdubell
      @khatdubell 6 дней назад +1

      Dude was clearly on something.

    • @Mike-rg3oj
      @Mike-rg3oj 4 дня назад

      ​@@GiarcraiGOyou are a great person for doing that.

  • @dantheman5745
    @dantheman5745 Месяц назад +112

    Officers: "Get on the ground!"
    Perp: reaches for bazooka concealed in pants
    Officers: quack-quack-quack-quack-quack
    Perp: complies immediately

  • @swansman2007
    @swansman2007 18 дней назад +1

    The proper response should have been for the officer to pull out his sword and accepted the dual

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr 13 дней назад +1

    The Randy reference was hilarious