With godzilla being an analogy for nuclear warfare, this reminds me of that meme comparing Hiroshima 20 years after a nuclear attack and Detroit 20 years after black people moved in... the latter is far more damaging. :(
@@Ultrajamz what did he say about Haiti? Most of the time the stuff he says is batshit insane but I can agree on his views involving the use of the Confederate flag.
Haiti has been a failed and disastrous self ruling country for over 200 years and as you said, every five years since the Colonials, a new skit about the utter hole that is Haiti comes to light
That's the problem with snowflakes, they are forgetting that only the specific noun mentioned in a statement has the right to say if they're offended or not. You literally cannot be offended for someone else. 🤣
I mean...if we're being accurate, they're self-described Haitians. No reason to believe them than anyone else making that claim about themselves without evidence. But I dunno, carry on being mad about someone else being possibly mad.
Haiti has always been a problematic place! Same can be said about Africa.....it's not superpowers or being an oracle it's just basic logic! You don't go from a nation of barbarians and gang members into a stable nation of law in a decade without drastic changes and those aren't happening in the third world!
@@SesterSinmon sad but true. It took Europeans like 6000 years from the times of the Indo Europeans to reach the modern era. Though I would say Europeans were already very civilized by the late Iron Age and definitely by the Early Medieval Age. A lot of cultural tinkering happened to get Europeans to where they have gotten. South Saharan Africa, a vast place where almost half of the population were still living like the Paleolithic Era just 600 years ago, are expected to adopt modern European ideals of liberal democracy and liberal republicanism with ease? I’ve always asked myself why do these nations have so many problems. Colonization didn’t help, but IMO it’s as if they’ve skipped the hundreds if not thousands of years of cultural development needed to foster such systems
@@SesterSinmonBarbarians? Are you aware of the history of Haiti and how France and The United States intentionally destabilized it because the slaves revolted for their freedom? The lawlessness of the country, mostly centered in Port-Au-Prince, didn’t happen in a vacuum. This logic is why people think Americans are idiots, and rightfully so.
@@roderickclerk5904I’m sorry, what? This whole diatribe implies that Black Africans are inferior to Europeans. Europe is not the center of the world nor should it be the standard for humanity. A majority of the world’s biggest issues in the last 500 years stem from the actions of the European empires. There are many cultures around the world who don’t model themselves after European ideals that do just fine. It’s clear you have no idea on how the various peoples of Africa lived before European colonization.
@@citomakaveezly We did, local "police". We ended up getting chased by a bunch of masked men with machetes and rocks. We were in a huge school bus so we just drove away. (They were protesting how slow it was taking THE US/couple other foreign countries to build THEIR houses)
@@Michelangelo0003 I'll do it: because just when Haiti was starting to get an outward-facing merchant class, of Poles and Catholic Germans, France got butthurt and asked for someone to roll into Haiti and get rid of them. Wilson obliged, because he was an evil bastard. No more Haitian merchants; just US marines. by the way, I'm rightwing. quite a few of us hate Wilson.
I know this is their natural state, but recently it got worse because it has a cannibal warlord coup happening. When you thought Haiti couldn't get any more post-apocalyptic...
"PAPI!! My son Umberto what happened?" "These Hatians, I HATE THESE HATIANS, WE NEED TO TAKE 'EM OUT, ONLY WE NEED SOME BACKUP!!! CAN YOU DRIVE AMIGO??" "Like a woman..." "THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES!!!!"
Reminds me of the Scary Movie 4 clip when Brenda shows the video of "Detroit before the attacks started" and "Detroit after the attack's started" and it's the same except it's the aliens and people causing the destruction not just the people lol.
This aged well.. Now there's a cannibal warlord crime boss running Hati calling himself Barbeque... It as if Hati is a Fallout game DLC and the main antagonist is a rip off of a fiend boss in Fallout New Vegas named Cook-Cook that rapes and burns everyone he encounters. Cook-cook raised cattle, so he might be a better person than bbq because Cook-Cook wasn't into cannibalism.
I remember a Marine I was on ship with. Told me his unit went to Haiti sometime around 2010 after a hurricane hit. They had a Haitians guy in their unit also. He said when they got there, they couldn’t believe everything that was destroyed. They were saying it to the Haitian guy how fucked up everything was. And Haitian Marine looked at them and said “no it’s probably been like this before the hurricane. Don’t worry.” 😂
Wow, how are you able to send messages one month to the past? Can we increase that by years? I got to tell my younger self to dump all his money into bitcoin.
Just got recommended this during yet another fitting time in Haiti
You too?! 😂😂😂😂😂
RUclips algorithm saw "Haiti" a lot in search and said "nows a good time to recommend this"
yes
anyone wanna join haitian barbeque party?
So that's what happened😂
Even Godzilla knows not to kick a nation when it's down.
Even HE has his limits.
He can't destroy something that is destroyed.
We always down tho
..loll
@Christian Ball Lmao so much for that
@Christian Ball I’m not even American so I don’t care 😂
Even Godzilla feels bad for haiti.
Not the Clintons
Not the Americans government who keep eating of Haiti 1915
more than you could say for the us government
With godzilla being an analogy for nuclear warfare, this reminds me of that meme comparing Hiroshima 20 years after a nuclear attack and Detroit 20 years after black people moved in... the latter is far more damaging. :(
Lies again? Purple Heart
Wow, this clip aged really well. It's even more prevalent today.
We need Godzilla to atomic breath those gangs
Trump was right about haiti
Agreed. Too well
@@Ultrajamz what did he say about Haiti? Most of the time the stuff he says is batshit insane but I can agree on his views involving the use of the Confederate flag.
@@WRSpiral he said haiti was a shithole. He was not wrong.
I now understand why Godzilla is scared. He doesn't want to get eaten.
Conan O'Brien is punching drywall right now.
Can yo imagine how many people Godzilla would feed?
I bet he tastes like chicken.
You saw the video. God is needed in that nation.
@@frankiecal3186somethings needed
Lmao the way godzilla said "oh my god"
Gets me every time
Because it already in ruins
“ .... ᴢɪʟʟᴀᴀᴀᴀ “
LOL
Haha
As a Haitian, I'm giggling at this
As a Non-Haitian, I'm also Laughing My Ass Off at this as Well
The 2010 earthquake
Glad it wasn’t too soon for you. Hope you liked the charity rendition of Everybody Hurts too.
Lies again? God Hijab Glory Hole
I guess it is either giggle or cry :(
Godzilla: My job here is done
Haiti: But you didn't do anything...
*Godzilla leave*
Professionals have standards
@@zakariaejamiai4167 be polite
Ñø
@@AntOnt5360 He is right. Even Cartman would attack an already sad person. It lacks effort and fun.
@@AntOnt5360 Be efficient
I always laugh at Godzilla’s voice when he says “Oh my God.” LMAO 😂😂😂
He even puts his hand to his mouth, lol.
This skit is going to be relevant every five years for ever and ever.
Haiti has been a failed and disastrous self ruling country for over 200 years and as you said, every five years since the Colonials, a new skit about the utter hole that is Haiti comes to light
@@thegadflygang5381 *Another constant will be blame laid upon colonialism for the state of Haiti from here on out...*
@@stevealkire7626 It is a factor.
@@sonoftheway3528 *Tsunami destroys Haiti.*
"Damn you, Colonialism! You did this!"
@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 It is a factor in why their economy is trash and therefore why their buildings suck.
Love to see that Haitians are laughing at this rather than being offended, unlike the non-Haitians.
Unlike white girls on Twitter
That's the problem with snowflakes, they are forgetting that only the specific noun mentioned in a statement has the right to say if they're offended or not.
You literally cannot be offended for someone else. 🤣
I mean...if we're being accurate, they're self-described Haitians. No reason to believe them than anyone else making that claim about themselves without evidence.
But I dunno, carry on being mad about someone else being possibly mad.
@@JJ-qo7th I'm mad cuz they're mad cuz they're mad cuz they're mad...what?
Not much else they can do right now. Might as well laugh.
I'm Haitian, but also have a dark (🙄) sense of humor, so I lol'd
@@Chiki117 by the looks of your content, no one should be bothered by you
@Didier Gamboa We feel entertained.
@Didier Gamboa No.
Thanks for letting us know that you’re Haitian and you approve. Cause I really wanted to knowZ
The only monsters in Haiti were a Hillary Rodem Clinton and Bill Clinton.
I would have died if Godzilla returned with a broom.
Just cleaning up the mess...xD
@@wamengxiong0409 exactly!
Thats pretty funny.
Or tried to pick it up with a shoebox and the lid off the same shoebox.
@@sleestac69 dude lmao
The fact that RUclips recommends this now after things got even worse in Haiti 😂
RUclips has some dark humor
And after the Academy Award for Minus One, to boot
We need Godzilla to atomic breath those gangs
😂😂😂right...omg😂😂
@@dagdamor1 it’s what they call “a perfect storm”
This becomes more relevant every year which scares me.
Haiti has always been a problematic place! Same can be said about Africa.....it's not superpowers or being an oracle it's just basic logic! You don't go from a nation of barbarians and gang members into a stable nation of law in a decade without drastic changes and those aren't happening in the third world!
@@SesterSinmon sad but true. It took Europeans like 6000 years from the times of the Indo Europeans to reach the modern era. Though I would say Europeans were already very civilized by the late Iron Age and definitely by the Early Medieval Age. A lot of cultural tinkering happened to get Europeans to where they have gotten. South Saharan Africa, a vast place where almost half of the population were still living like the Paleolithic Era just 600 years ago, are expected to adopt modern European ideals of liberal democracy and liberal republicanism with ease? I’ve always asked myself why do these nations have so many problems. Colonization didn’t help, but IMO it’s as if they’ve skipped the hundreds if not thousands of years of cultural development needed to foster such systems
@@SesterSinmonBarbarians? Are you aware of the history of Haiti and how France and The United States intentionally destabilized it because the slaves revolted for their freedom? The lawlessness of the country, mostly centered in Port-Au-Prince, didn’t happen in a vacuum. This logic is why people think Americans are idiots, and rightfully so.
@@roderickclerk5904I’m sorry, what? This whole diatribe implies that Black Africans are inferior to Europeans. Europe is not the center of the world nor should it be the standard for humanity. A majority of the world’s biggest issues in the last 500 years stem from the actions of the European empires.
There are many cultures around the world who don’t model themselves after European ideals that do just fine. It’s clear you have no idea on how the various peoples of Africa lived before European colonization.
@@roderickclerk5904Survival is a helluva thing.
your town is really fucked up when godzilla gets emotional and refuse to destroy it
Haiti isn't a town, but yeah I agree with you.
@@ethanroberts2340 bruh🤣 not even a "city" but a friggin' TOWN. wow.
I'm sure he thinks Africa is a country too 😭
@@chady025 I actually went on a mission trip to Haiti with my church. It was pretty sad. But not as bad as depicted in family guy.
@@citomakaveezly We did, local "police". We ended up getting chased by a bunch of masked men with machetes and rocks. We were in a huge school bus so we just drove away. (They were protesting how slow it was taking THE US/couple other foreign countries to build THEIR houses)
There's nothing Left to destroy
Godzilla : even professionals have standards
🤣🤣🤣
This comment is underrated
Is true!
Professionals always have standard, you should've said even non professionals have it too
Even Cartman knows not kick someone when they are down
This aged like fine wine seeing recent events
I'm here because of recent events!
Rite ahahah.... Very Dark humor indeed xD but so funny oh man i feel bad for finding this funny xD
This just got recommended by the algorithm...
It's Haiti. At some point "recent events" just turns into "always"
im pretty sure that joke in FG was made after the earthquake or hurricane in Haiti
Still relevant today. Haiti has functionally collapsed into anarchy. Godzilla no where to be seen.
Godzilla is like “I’m outta here, pretend you didn’t see me.”
Pssssh dont misquote me! Lol
lol
he didn't want to add insult to injury 🤣🤣
Haiti beat Godzilla, you can't break what is already broken.
What is dead may never die
I'm just here after Haitians started eating family pets.
Wetawd
One of the few Family Guy jokes that‘s always relevant
Let's hope not.
I'm from Haiti and this still cracks me the hell up lolol.
Glad you can take a joke. Many people these days can't.
@@DishonestTrack6but you still take offense to non existent people
This clip becomes topical and relevant every decade.
Coming back to this in light of recent events
Saw Godzilla and *click*
Why is there no comments on this 😂
😂.
@@Raptor_5656 wasn't expecting Goji here for real.
8 years ago, and in 2024 it's as relevant as ever
Will probably still be relevant in 20 years sadly
How accurate is this? is Haiti really that runned down?
@@christiangonzalez9646 with all those ganglords yup
This aged very, very well lmao
The joke works even better now.
0:29 I love that they added the detail of the National Palace in ruins after the earthquacke.
Godzilla: nah I ain’t getting blamed for this shit
I don't blame him, why taking blame for America shit? We been destroying Haiti since 1915
@@ElizabethHome153 Really, how? Be specific.
@@ElizabethHome153 stop being delusional Haitians destroyed haiti stop blaming others for your bs
@@Michelangelo0003 I'll do it: because just when Haiti was starting to get an outward-facing merchant class, of Poles and Catholic Germans, France got butthurt and asked for someone to roll into Haiti and get rid of them. Wilson obliged, because he was an evil bastard. No more Haitian merchants; just US marines.
by the way, I'm rightwing. quite a few of us hate Wilson.
@@ElizabethHome153I blame the French for asking about reparations for the slave masters ancestors
That moment changed Godzilla. He even went back to New York and apologized to Zilla for bullying him so much.
I guess BBQ is in charge.
Godzilla agrees with the president apparently...
HunterZolomon Or it's fact.
The Crappy Robot; True
@Lil CHB lmao, good joke.
@Christian Ball hehehoohoohaha
@Christian Ball laugh
Zodzilla was like 'not gonna take the blame for this bro'
"Zodzilla"
“Zodzilla”
"Zodzilla"
"Zodzilla"
Haiti is so bad right now that not even Godzilla wants to be there. Lol
Sad to see this joke is still relevant after all this years.
Best part is that this is a timeless joke, no matter the year, Haiti is in the same situation
What a fitting time to be recommended this
RUclips reading our minds again...I was thinking of this video earlier this morning
This aged perfectly if you look at Haiti now😂
It's too bad that Haiti gag never gets old :-/
As a Haitian, I just laugh 😆 whenever I watch this video
too soon bro
Shame on you🤕. Its obvious that u have left ur country for usa or canada 😷
Lol u still alive
@@lanternarasu6061 yes ,apparently the earthquake didn't kill him 🙈
Lol, Haiti is even WORSE than this now.
It's 8 years old, and the shit is still going around there. And a new Godzilla movie was launched, lol.
the joke still getting cannon lmao
Godzilla was really like “yeah… there’s not much left I can destroy here.”
Godzilla was going to eat them but then saw they were eating each other.
I like how Godzilla slowly backed into the water.
I try my best 😳😳
I like how this shows up in my recommendations just after Haiti collapsed lol
This might be the funniest cutaway I have ever seen. It is priceless.
One of the actual few funny cut away gags.
the highrise buildings is still generous for haiti
Funny enough, this got recommended the day that another earthquake took place on 14th of August 2021.
Godzilla should be thankful that he was able to get out of there alive. The Haitians would have eaten him.
Wetawd
The algorithm blessed this one at just the right time.
😂
This continues to age like the finest of wine
Relevant for 230 years and counting.
That’s freakin hilarious. And true. Go go Godzilla.
TheNintendoGameCubeGuy DJ CRISP The Cool Guy so anything not American gets a fuck you
TheNintendoGameCubeGuy DJ CRISP The Cool Guy 🤪😎
Oooooh no. There goes tokyo
History shows again and again
YEAH! GO GO ME!
I know this is their natural state, but recently it got worse because it has a cannibal warlord coup happening. When you thought Haiti couldn't get any more post-apocalyptic...
Haiti has always been in a chaotic state since it's inception both externally and internally
I’ve been to Haiti and Jamaica. My reaction was exactly the same as Godzilla’s.
😂
Very relevant AGAIN today.
Why
@@firstlast-qe9sxIf you can't figure it out on your own, you're too dumb to understand the explanation.
There was an earthquake like 1h ago in Haiti, and i got this as a recommendation. RUclips algorithm nailed it?
He came for the bbq
Thats craaaaaazyy 🤣🤣 damn 8yrs ago and it’s literally facts now. Daaamn
Almost a decade later and this joke is STILL relevant.
This aged like wine
No reason we can’t all enjoy the joke and at the same time have empathy for Haiti.
Even Godzilla knows when enough is enough.
I hope everyone in Haiti is ok after the earthquake. I hope nothing but a speedy recovery!
Btw this video is hilarious.
The earthquake was over a decade ago what are you talking about
@@FlyingNazgul-wm1dv Exactly. They are still recovering.
@FlyingNazgul-wm1dv their comment was from over 2 years ago after the 2021 haiti earthquake
Well, this is... very relevant.
This clip becomes relevant again every half decade or so.
This aged like wine
It feels so wrong to laugh at this.. especially with what just happened today.. I hope Godzilla stays to help..
"PAPI!! My son Umberto what happened?"
"These Hatians, I HATE THESE HATIANS, WE NEED TO TAKE 'EM OUT, ONLY WE NEED SOME BACKUP!!! CAN YOU DRIVE AMIGO??"
"Like a woman..."
"THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES!!!!"
I did in fact stay to help but the news never shows that! 😬😬
Another quake?
Stuff like this reminds me that even though Family Guy isn't what it used it be, it still has its moments of hilarity.
This vid is 5 years old tho :(
Getting recommended this during haitis cannibalism phase
That looks like an improvement, actually...
Aged like Wine
Here we are, three years later. Haiti looks just like this.
Reminds me of the Scary Movie 4 clip when Brenda shows the video of "Detroit before the attacks started" and "Detroit after the attack's started" and it's the same except it's the aliens and people causing the destruction not just the people lol.
This aged well.. Now there's a cannibal warlord crime boss running Hati calling himself Barbeque... It as if Hati is a Fallout game DLC and the main antagonist is a rip off of a fiend boss in Fallout New Vegas named Cook-Cook that rapes and burns everyone he encounters.
Cook-cook raised cattle, so he might be a better person than bbq because Cook-Cook wasn't into cannibalism.
I remember a Marine I was on ship with. Told me his unit went to Haiti sometime around 2010 after a hurricane hit. They had a Haitians guy in their unit also. He said when they got there, they couldn’t believe everything that was destroyed. They were saying it to the Haitian guy how fucked up everything was. And Haitian Marine looked at them and said “no it’s probably been like this before the hurricane. Don’t worry.” 😂
Yea u made it up
Even Godzilla thinks cannibalism is too far
cannibalism is when Godzilla eats his own kind
This has aged Perfectly.
Wow. Perfect timing RUclips for recommending me a video about Haiti. Hopefully nothing is going wrong over there.....
They were so kind to have drawn skyscrappers 😂
Even Godzilla has his limits.
I wonder why this is recommended to me now...
Even Godzilla was repulsed by the cannibalism...
you don't even know the definition if cannibalism
Godzilla: Those Haitians are crazzzzyyyyyyyy…..I think i hear Japan calling…….
It’s April 12,2024. The RUclips algorithm sent me 😢
Wow, how are you able to send messages one month to the past? Can we increase that by years? I got to tell my younger self to dump all his money into bitcoin.
This aged like fine wine.
This is one of the funniest things ever
and haiti is still like this today, even worse..
It's always been like that Since independence and it will probably never change at this point
This clip just doesn't stop giving... okay, that's depressing
You know it’s bad when even Godzilla doesn’t wanna attack due to all the carnage
This aged like fine wine.
This aged like fine wine lol
He backed away like, "I'm not taking responsibility for this"...👋🤣👍
Love how they use his real roar instead of some generic stock roar.