Drinking & Driving | Dusty Slay Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- She still doesn’t know just how high I was that day. Until she watches this I guess.
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Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based stand-up comedian with a baritone voice so smooth it’s like champagne in your ears. Dusty has been seen on Netflix, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, Lights Out with David Spade, and on the Grand Ole Opry. Slay can be heard on The Bobby Bones Podcast “BobbyCast” and on Sirius XM.
Dusty is grateful that he gets to do a job he loves while remaining true to himself, close to his family, and connected to the community that inspires the everyday humor that has made him a star. He entertains with his clean comedy that doesn’t feel squeaky clean but you can still listen to him when your kids are in the car. Rooted by his faith in God, Dusty avoids political and polarizing topics, because he understands that his talent is telling jokes that unite audiences to “Have a Good Time”.
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"You only get two DUIs, don't waste one on a buzz" sent me 😆
“Buzzed driving is drunk driving so if you’re gonna do it get drunk “
"You ever wake up driving." 😂
Yes I did. In 1980 I was in college and partied too much. One night my buddy and I drove to a Pizza hut and got totally wasted but managed to get in the car and drive home about five miles away. On the way home I passed when the car started going up and I got startled. I opened my eyes and saw my buddy passed out at the wheel as we drove through three front yards, smashed fences and lawns. We ended up on someone's driveway. We got up and walked home!! I learned my lesson. Thank God we didn't kill ourselves or someone else.
Hot damn the “buzz driving is drunk driving” joke is too good
Tone it down Dusty! Too good
You only get 2 dui's don't waste one on a buzz
Dusty has been slaying comedy since he left the trailer park. We're having a good time 😂
😂
We are having a good time!
This is not born of a trailer park
Wasn’t funny at all, didn’t laugh, 1/0
@ guess he’s not your cup of tea then
I’m laying here on the couch - crying - and havin’ a good time. Thank you. 😂😂😂
I can't drive, freak out, and fight with my wife. 😂
"Willin to risk it.." dear god that's funny
Had to listen twice, that's how good it is.
Fun fact that I learned in my DUI class last week…. One of the very few modes of transportation you can “drive” while drinking are roller skates….. do what you will with that knowledge lol
It's still public intoxication !
Good to know… also I’ve heard you can go horseback in certain states.. I’m drunk but my horse ain’t had nothin🤷🏼♂️
Public intoxication exists in America
To those saying public intoxication... that's very different from a DUI
@@the-petro thank you lmao a small fine is much different than jail time and months of classes and probation lol
The weed paranoia while peeing! Perfect!!! 😂😂😂
That one guy was losing his mind lol 😂
Seeing you this Saturday in Pensacola. I hope you're funny. Update: you are much much funnier than I expected. My wife and I were on the 3rd row and loved every second and talked about it all the way home. Nice job. Fun set.
"Dang, I'm driving" ROFLMAO
I’m here to tell you, “We’re having a good time,” okay!
Hilarious, thanks Dusty! I think about you when I drive by what is now the lot that Sizzlin sat on at the hwy 431/280 intersection. The sign is still up for now lol
“You don’t wanna get out of dillard’s in the daytime..” 💀
You are such a delight! Thank you for the much needed laughter!❤
Dusty back on my algorithm! Hopefully that means a new set is coming soon 👀
Great job dusty! Your delivery has gotten so much better.
I was having a good time and he didn't even tell me that I was having a good time.
Comedy expert great advice 💯
Designated driver part hilarious
This is gold!
You ever look over at someones ballcap and think, "Man, the machine makes those really messed up that day. And dang, the QC department was out sick that day too." ?
That happened to me today when I clicked your video. I am having a good time.
i can tell you with %100 confidence i am having a good time
I'm batting 1.000 in drunk driving so I decided to stop and retire a champ
Yep. I went through my 20s unscathed aside from getting pulled over shitfaced and stoned on 71 North in Cincinnati and the cop let me go and just told me to "slow down." That was my get out of jail free card. Been retired since that night.
but we need you in the field. sincerely Jesus.
Solid stuff dude! 🤣
Good shit bro
Pure Gold!
Freaking hilarious man! I love it!
Hey been a few months since the almighty algorithm sent one of yours my way.
I gotta say your stage presence has greatly improved. You seem much more confident.
Still loving every second of anything you do. Come do a show in Colorado!
lol slacks😂
Absolutely hilarious 👍
I’m having such a good time watching this 🤣🤣🤣
Omg, I was the no license friend!!! They never let me drive their cars until closing time 😂
“But if we don’t make it home? No need to bring it up.”
Dusty is funny
"Kicked outta Dillards in the daytime...that's yer business!!!"
Great bit !!!
Love the new style Dusty 👍
"don't waste a DUI on a buzz" dying! Lol
Haha getting thrown out of Dillards!! Haha
Does anyone else hear Theo Von in his delivery?
Dusty is on the exact wavelength I am lmao
Laughed Out Loud ENTIRE VIDEO!!
I drove from Lodi to Modesto around I’m assuming 11 at night for no reason. Came to, smoking a cig in an industrial area at the edge of Modesto.
Lmao The industrial area over by Yosemite by downtown or south modesto by Crowslanding? Either way it’s a sucky place to “come to” at? Im familiar Haha 😅
@ South Methdesto. Then waking up the next morning I was like oh shit did that really happen?
I remember being 15 & having my mom tell me to drive the car home, after hanging out at the bar. (little did she know her friends were coming out to the parking lot, hooking me up with some drinks, & a couple of the single moms were flirting with me. Hell yeah!!) I wake up, parked behind the local Walmart, with the windshield wipers leaving black streaks across the windshield.....ahh yes, the good old days!!😅
One time I drove from Sonora to Modesto at 11 at night for no reason
@joereadel I believe you, B! There would be absolutely NO reason to drive from Sonora to Modesto at 11 at night. Unless it's to buy meth. But Waterford is closer so maybe there really was no reason. 🤔 LMAO 🤣😅 God Bless! 🙏❤️🇺🇸
That was a pretty funny bit.
bro said "ya know" 36 times in this video lmao
The first kings of Leon album, nice!
so relatable. anytime we'd get together and somebody wanted to go somewhere to do something, the first
First and last
As a person who once “woke up” while driving through a corn field, I can relate🤣🤣.
Oh man, laughing so hard I got a buzz.
I just recently found this guy and he’s Really Good and Funny as I’ve heard in a Loooong time!! I couldn’t believe he’s originally from Opelika, AL!!! That’s about 20 miles south of me! I have relatives in Opelika and I’m also a Huge Auburn fan!! My daddy graduated from Auburn University and as a child went to many Auburn football games!! Now I’m binge watching him!! So funny!!
Roll tide from phenix city Alabama
@@scottperry6865 War Eagle 🦅 and my husband And Our daughter are Bama fans. My son is an Auburn fan so we have a Great time when they play!! No matter where we are and what’s going on, we try to get together to watch the game and it’s tons of fun! I wouldn’t know what it’s like to have an all Bama or Auburn family Lol!!
😂 hilarious 😂🙌
Ever wake up driving 90???- Richard Pryor.
Thanx dusty he is great
I don't drink and drive, but I will drive and drink.
I’ve never related to a comedy skit more.
Damn this is great Dustopher
That was totally excellent 🎉❤😂
old one, but a good one
The Army of Garbage approves of this standup!
It’s dusty! We’re having a good time
Dusty don’t slay he slaughters
This is so my mental state
My neighbor got too many DUIs and drove a scooter for about 3 years 😂😂😂.
great skit
holy shit i love you brother.
Had a friend DD all he had was 3 beers cop stopped us outside the strip club. officer said how many beers have you had he says I don't know, a couple? blew the breathalyzer, my cousin opened the back door and warned the officer before throwing up in the snow next to his boots. Buddy lost his license and the use of his Volkswagen Van for a year and we split the hefty fine! Good Ole days!
I just discovered you… Where have you been all my life? I noticed you do 99% clean comedy which I love. I won’t give you the name of the comedian that I just watched on RUclips I won’t even tell you the topics he talked about it was beyond disgusting. Some of my favorite comedians are Nate Bargatze, Jim Gaffigan, Paula Poundstone, Stephen Wright and a half a dozen or so others. Love your comedy routine… You are funny funny funny! 😂😂😂❤
Every time I vacuum under my bed now and see dust I will think of you Dusty! 😊
I woke up driving interstate 1:42 80 by chicago going west in the east bound lanes... yea. Im sober now. Keep it real Dusty! Anything is possible. If you and i were gay, id deffinetly be your wing man . Get you hooked up! Its all about a good time.
This guy is fucking hilarious
Excerpt from the new special? Haven't heard this snippet!
Some of this is a different but there a bit in the middle that's pre covid material. Still funny as always.
So good
Hilarious. I have always thought that I have some of the longest pees after smoking weed though.
I'm glad I got all my drinking and driving in when I did... mainly because there wasn't video back then. Lol
here to push the algorithm. And to have a good time…
I've had 1 DUI and that's plenty for me 😅 7yrs sober ❤
I relate to way too much of this. I just wish I could make sound funny like Dusty, instead of sad like my life.
I want to see more "The Land" episodes.
Slay ... brother slay 😊
I remember one time waking up driving ..I wasn't on anything, and thinking to myself 'wow, that was scary. Maybe if I just keep my eyes open as wide as I can I can not do that again.......and then it happened again but this time I'm off the side of the road.' Yup, time to pull over and take a little nap.
DUSTY DUSTY DUSTY O.M.G
It’s way harder to text and drive when you’re drunk.
You know what I mean ?
I woke up driving on an on ramp one time that scared the hell out of me
I legit thought you were David Crosby in a wig doing some sort of skit.
I definitely need to stop drinking and texting
Love it
We're having a good time.
Funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time
This guy is so funny
Awesome.
I was always DD cause I don't drink but they would smoke me out thru the night so I was always good with it.
*subscribed*
A friend of mine and his brother were driving home drunk and wrecked into a road sign, the brother saw it coming and said, "duck", it took the top off the truck, they were both fine but the drunk brother wanted to try to drive home, the other brother had to explain to him that he couldn't drive because there was no steering wheel 😂
Triple A not AA…😂
I had a friend who always wanted her guy to be the designated driver: but he still drank, and he drank a lot. But according to her, he drives great when hes drunk..
How amazing would it be if this whole time that's not his real hair and he removes the cap with fake hair sewn to the inside.
I had this old friend from high school and he was able to get off on Three DUIs and I’m convinced it’s because he was a 300 bowler and we lived in kind of a Hick town
Funny !
Kings of Leon first album was so good and it was all downhill after that