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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @patrickrhyno4517
    @patrickrhyno4517 5 лет назад +455

    "Last time I went with Lindsay on a ghost hunt, she made a summoning circle out of cats."
    ...That's one hell of a sentence.

  • @nabeelhussain1372
    @nabeelhussain1372 5 лет назад +507

    Dude it always gets me how genuinely wholesome some of the friendships are among the RT and AH members. Jack and Geoff are literally best friends, as are Gavin and Michael. Just seeing how good the friendship is between Michael and Jeremy just brings a smile to my face, it's awesome to see

    • @Dat_Boi_Vlad
      @Dat_Boi_Vlad 5 лет назад +40

      Dude Geoff is literally, Iris' Godfather lol

    • @saiyandna2368
      @saiyandna2368 2 года назад

      This comment just made me actually cry

  • @ShawnG85
    @ShawnG85 5 лет назад +1027

    Jack's whole reason for existing in live action content is to announce future live action content. He's a walkin' talkin' event schedule.

    • @NameUnknownz
      @NameUnknownz 5 лет назад +40

      And to not deliver on ah the musical

    • @adaml83
      @adaml83 5 лет назад +22

      @@Radoh1017 2028? You're an optimist...

    • @NameUnknownz
      @NameUnknownz 5 лет назад +4

      @@Radoh1017 Watch it be a 3 minute video with 2 songs

    • @Jfbmu
      @Jfbmu 5 лет назад +2

      @@Radoh1017 we know this to be true because there's not a single joke that would have aged well by the time it's out

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 5 лет назад

      @@NameUnknownz
      Honestly a 3 minute video is what I was expecting since it was promised.

  • @swordude40
    @swordude40 5 лет назад +313

    Drunk Michael is a mastermind
    "Let him finish! He's talking about me!" 1:56:36

  • @Syl518
    @Syl518 5 лет назад +424

    Sarah is the Mother of AH
    Any small inconvenience happens
    Everyone in the AH crew: "SARAH!!! SAAARRRRAAHH!!!!!"

    • @camlo1134
      @camlo1134 5 лет назад +13

      No jack is ..... Literally the mother figure in ah

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 5 лет назад +11

      Needs food: *SARAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!*

  • @aaronbaum54
    @aaronbaum54 5 лет назад +377

    1:21:48 Jeremy just goes full on Boston "Listen, I met him and I was heppy!""

    • @daneamussen8880
      @daneamussen8880 5 лет назад +56

      He slips into his Boston accent whenever he says oh my gawd

  • @Evitaschannel
    @Evitaschannel 5 лет назад +332

    1:34:45 Geoff ad read
    1:44:25 Jeremy confronts Michael about breakfast

    • @user-wk7rq6xd8y
      @user-wk7rq6xd8y 5 лет назад +9

      Jack*

    • @Evitaschannel
      @Evitaschannel 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-wk7rq6xd8y i didnt mean jack but whatever hahaha

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 4 года назад +3

      @@Evitaschannel jack was confronting michael

  • @alexmh3
    @alexmh3 5 лет назад +144

    the michael and jeremy duo throughout this entire podcast had me laughing for 2 hours

  • @RichardKelevra
    @RichardKelevra 5 лет назад +202

    Jeremey went from funny sober to local funny homeless crazy dude so fast i didn't even realize when it happened

  • @KURRDA
    @KURRDA 5 лет назад +573

    1:30:35
    Everyone: yelling at Sara for spilling the drink
    Jeremy the gentleman: are you okay?
    I love lil J

    • @Phillypheal
      @Phillypheal 5 лет назад +118

      he was talking to the drink

    • @mnmzie3826
      @mnmzie3826 5 лет назад +19

      Also Jeremy screaming, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" to Eric for having the audacity to speak to him.😂

    • @aaronisawsome8282
      @aaronisawsome8282 5 лет назад +5

      Jeremy the gent

    • @ceveraxmulivan
      @ceveraxmulivan 5 лет назад +5

      Jeremy the juice box guy

  • @FrankyJayJF
    @FrankyJayJF 5 лет назад +301

    What a wonderful trainwreck of a podcast. Loving every second.

  • @lifeiscrap103
    @lifeiscrap103 5 лет назад +50

    1:29:36 "Do a flip!"
    That one dude bringing the Futurama references.

  • @StupKrou
    @StupKrou 5 лет назад +195

    Congrats Geoff for the 2 years sobriety, we're proud of you !

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 5 лет назад +320

    The entire breakfast conversation is going to be animated. There is no dispute.

    • @extreme_primus6884
      @extreme_primus6884 5 лет назад +4

      Oooh

    • @stip1791
      @stip1791 5 лет назад +4

      Sadly didn't happen....

    • @cloudchiodude6057
      @cloudchiodude6057 4 года назад +1

      If only..

    • @An_Average_Idiot
      @An_Average_Idiot 4 года назад +7

      Sup. I'm from a future where this hasn't happened yet. Is someone else from a different future where this has happened?

    • @loaeterna2384
      @loaeterna2384 4 года назад +2

      @@An_Average_Idiot Hi there, sorry to say it has not yet happened :(

  • @KanekiNeuro
    @KanekiNeuro 5 лет назад +166

    1:31:15 THANK YOU LINDSAY!!!! Savior of our piqued interests!!!!

  • @ashe274
    @ashe274 5 лет назад +40

    The best part about the breakfast chaos was when they started meshing perspectives and Geoff chilling on the phone while everyone around him breaks into madness xD

  • @TheEnoEtile
    @TheEnoEtile 5 лет назад +155

    I could listen to drunken Michael and drunken Jack scream at each other about breakfast for hours

  • @mattbell1907
    @mattbell1907 5 лет назад +189

    Geoff is the perfect representative for the sober guy at the party. 1st hour, joining in. 2nd hour, entertained from a distance. After 2 hours, it's just too much.

    • @derekwahle
      @derekwahle 5 лет назад +8

      He didn't quite make it to two hours. Geoff at 1:58:37 is Geoff who gave up.

    • @cloverandanais
      @cloverandanais 4 года назад +5

      Man... Geoff's face just screams "Oh god this is what I was like" and "I am never touching alcohol AGAIN."

  • @MstrAdos
    @MstrAdos 5 лет назад +81

    Watching sober Geoff surrounded by drunk AH is my new favorite thing.

  • @icekangaroo9392
    @icekangaroo9392 5 лет назад +101

    1:13:15 Wow Geoff looks good. Also I doubt that he’ll see this but congratulations on 2 years man.

  • @apatheticAnxiety
    @apatheticAnxiety 5 лет назад +24

    1:23:19 Awwwwwww, Jeremy really is a fan at heart to this day

  • @VanessaMagick
    @VanessaMagick 5 лет назад +128

    Michael's rant about rollercoasters at the end sounds like a Suicidal Tendencies song

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 5 лет назад

      Vanessa Magick nice 🤟🏻🤘🏻

  • @seandavis8213
    @seandavis8213 5 лет назад +56

    Someone has to hold Alfredo every time he's on an Off Topic podcast.

  • @dPokey
    @dPokey 5 лет назад +31

    ahh yes, yelling toward someone at the back of the audience while wearing microphones that already project your voice to the entire room. Classic Achievement Hunter

  • @natebarker7255
    @natebarker7255 4 года назад +5

    seeing geoff smile from ear to ear like that when he finds out he threw the moonball that hit gavin, is SO wholesome and i love it.

  • @talkingthatsicks
    @talkingthatsicks 5 лет назад +118

    This is why Off Topic sold out first. They fully take advantage of having a bar and a live audience.

  • @breyerlover17
    @breyerlover17 3 года назад +7

    Jeremy almost losing his wedding ring at around 1:38:00 was PRICELESS. The "Oh! No! Nonononononono!"

  • @abdullahnaizam5612
    @abdullahnaizam5612 5 лет назад +15

    Geoff is really funny and he doesn’t even need to be drunk. Power of stand up comedy.

  • @JoeySpesh
    @JoeySpesh 4 года назад +4

    23:02
    “Afraid we bring a ghost back? Afraid we need a desk.”
    wait a year and a half, there’ll be a desk open...too soon?

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 5 лет назад +55

    Michael is the only person who can curse articulate.
    That breakfast part."You God damn parasites are just +1"

    • @slackerelite1
      @slackerelite1 5 лет назад +1

      Cerberus the editing on that fading back and forth shots of them all was perfect

  • @element1693
    @element1693 5 лет назад +22

    My dad celebrated 30 years of sobriety yesterday, congratulations Geoff!! Keep on keepin on! You’re looking healthier than ever as well!

  • @ethanmason3424
    @ethanmason3424 5 лет назад +31

    When jack and Michael started kinda arguing was amzing

  • @allybratz
    @allybratz 4 года назад +2

    I love all of them when they’re happy/goofy drunks like this, but it cracks me up when Jeremy just rambles aimlessly.

  • @GoldenSun5631
    @GoldenSun5631 5 лет назад +2

    Geoff face at 1:51:00 says it all... like "what have I done, I created monsters" XD

  • @kingnida7765
    @kingnida7765 4 года назад +11

    That moment where a drunken Jeremys first reaction to Sarah spilling drinks is to ask "Are you Ok?" says alot about the man.

  • @Aether_WN
    @Aether_WN 5 лет назад +32

    -sees chilled chaos-
    -dies-
    HE ROCKIN THAT SUIT.

  • @r-robertson-d
    @r-robertson-d 5 лет назад +35

    I like the whole AIDS narrative that Geoff was pushing and how half the jokes went straight over Alfredo's head.

    • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
      @xjunkxyrdxdog89 5 лет назад +5

      I lost it when he asked about his t cells

  • @geassmanleon
    @geassmanleon 5 лет назад +41

    Jack spent a good 5 min talking about Millie doing cocaine in the post show.

  • @0megaFan
    @0megaFan 5 лет назад +24

    My god that breakfast argument was amazing

  • @keefegirls22
    @keefegirls22 5 лет назад +91

    11:48 Another installment of “I love the Jones’s”

    • @gears132
      @gears132 5 лет назад +11

      I love how he's just like my wife is here somewhere

    • @keefegirls22
      @keefegirls22 5 лет назад +7

      1:30:58 / 1:31:37 ANOTHER installment of “I love the Jones’s”

  • @Garcia79734
    @Garcia79734 3 года назад +1

    It’s soo cool how when Sarah had her little spill you can clearly hear Jeremy making sure she’s ok

  • @xXGamerOfDeathXx
    @xXGamerOfDeathXx 5 лет назад +17

    This podcast was so funny!
    Geoff’s face was priceless when Jeremy was talking about the broken faucet in the bathroom.
    Someone’s getting a strongly worded email.

  • @jameshoang2060
    @jameshoang2060 5 лет назад +18

    The ghost would probably pass on to not deal with Achievement Hunter's shenanigans.

    • @uheart2
      @uheart2 5 лет назад +2

      James Hoang off topic at a haunted location. ^^

  • @HellaCrazzyBlu
    @HellaCrazzyBlu 10 месяцев назад +5

    If you're here from F**kFace 1:34:46 is the Geoff AD read

  • @mkslovesacting
    @mkslovesacting 5 лет назад +1

    i was in a bit of a rut when i started watching this and it quickly turned into two hours of pure delight. thank you AH

  • @talkingthatsicks
    @talkingthatsicks 5 лет назад +20

    Jack "I'm not driving tonight" Pattillo

  • @thatkidfox
    @thatkidfox 5 лет назад +2

    This is my favorite off topic in a while, this is a good group including Sarah and Eric. I love how well Jack and Michael work together comedy wise

  • @Trockenmatt
    @Trockenmatt 5 лет назад +8

    This is probably my favorite Off Topic. This is perfect

  • @yayforcats
    @yayforcats 5 лет назад +27

    My heart is so warm hearing the audience cheer like that for Geoff's sobriety 😭

  • @dlira6242
    @dlira6242 5 лет назад +2

    This episode actually had me crying from laughter. What an iconic, glorious, disaster this podcast was. Never change, AH, I love you.

  • @loljk529
    @loljk529 5 лет назад +11

    I love how Michael just splashes water all over Jeremy and nobody noticed and just assumed it was Jeremy's fault.

  • @AcidicOrpheus73
    @AcidicOrpheus73 5 лет назад +14

    I love Michaels shirt, that animation style is so cool, I wish they would use it for an animation show

  • @HaliousX
    @HaliousX 5 лет назад +41

    Aww, @1:31:36 . Love watching them interact

  • @pauls.7288
    @pauls.7288 5 лет назад +50

    dude this off topic was constant laughs, i kinda wish they were all live now tbh xD

    • @Go4Noctis
      @Go4Noctis 5 лет назад +4

      I bet they could get an audience a week and make a profit. Though we would miss out on the half-assed ones that end up amazing.

    • @paxcallow
      @paxcallow 5 лет назад +2

      i have a severe headache from laughing

  • @cjczki13
    @cjczki13 5 лет назад +15

    1:50:18 You can hear Sarah's loud laugh in the background here haha always can pick out her laugh!!!!

  • @dishonoredhero253
    @dishonoredhero253 5 лет назад +11

    15:20 Jeremy:"In videogames I'm great at lying!" Sure you are pal

  • @benblades4207
    @benblades4207 3 года назад +2

    I rewatch this episode every month just for the ad-reads. God bless

  • @thewelderdude
    @thewelderdude 5 лет назад +225

    animate jack's Kolaches please!

  • @pgeeking
    @pgeeking 5 лет назад +40

    "You think I'm made of breakfast?!"

  • @v.torii.g2231
    @v.torii.g2231 5 лет назад +22

    This was such a loud episode even while on mute. haha.

  • @SullySadface
    @SullySadface 5 лет назад +28

    Mad props to the production crew. Also, shoutouts to Jersey Mikey for showing up.

  • @davidmuller9412
    @davidmuller9412 5 лет назад +28

    God bless you Jack Pattillo for the shout outs for three of my favourite shows: Archer, Brooklyn Nine-Nine & The Orville!!

  • @NotSheldon
    @NotSheldon 5 лет назад +14

    And this is why Off Topic is still the best podcast

  • @WhisperingWinds0
    @WhisperingWinds0 5 лет назад +2

    51:44 and this snapshot of the whole podcast ladies and gentleman made my motherF* month. god I love sarah ♥

  • @AnarchoLoserist
    @AnarchoLoserist 5 лет назад +20

    1:20:00 is when you know theyre definitely too drunk

  • @ChanceOfOne344254
    @ChanceOfOne344254 Год назад +1

    "MY SALARY, B R E A K F A S T !"

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia 5 лет назад +3

    Sarah is officially the AH mom ( Jack is the minecraft mom ) and Lindsay is the AH Auntie

  • @NullMoon666
    @NullMoon666 5 лет назад

    This podcast was a trainwreck!!
    I absolutely loved it! This is what AH is all about :)

  • @april00026000
    @april00026000 5 лет назад +5

    My last remaining brain cells at 3am: 1:46:00- 1:47:20

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 4 года назад +1

    This is one of the few off topics I keep coming back to

  • @nickthedreamer4434
    @nickthedreamer4434 4 года назад

    this is, by far, one of the best examples of glorious chaos you can find.

  • @dhomevideos
    @dhomevideos 5 лет назад +1

    @1:46:40 is when your parents are fighting and it’s not your fault but you don’t know what to do 😂😂😂

  • @jonturcotte2856
    @jonturcotte2856 5 лет назад +1

    I am so glad i came back to watch Jacks breakfast meltdown. I listened to the audio podcast and knew I had to look the video up😂

  • @LordVader567
    @LordVader567 5 лет назад +15

    I feel like this episode was basically therapy for the AH crew. It feels like some deep seated issues were worked out here lmao

  • @ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3
    @ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3 4 года назад

    The sheer shock from Alfredo when Michael throws the iPad cover is something else.

  • @Tee2ooo
    @Tee2ooo 5 лет назад +2

    A gem of an episode.

  • @Roguekriger
    @Roguekriger 3 года назад +1

    This is easily one of my favorite video and Off Topics to ever come out of AH. So glad he who shall not be named wasn't a part of it

  • @MiniLAGGR
    @MiniLAGGR 5 лет назад +11

    Jeremy is slurring so much lmao

  • @matthew_setzer4136
    @matthew_setzer4136 5 лет назад

    This is the greatest episode of Off Topic yet.

  • @EmSwaff2
    @EmSwaff2 5 лет назад +1

    How is that Alfredo comes off as the innocent one in the group and is yet the most open about sexual shit?!? It never ceases to throw me off when he starts going on about kinky stuff out of the blue.

  • @jasongonsalves2704
    @jasongonsalves2704 4 года назад +2

    Man this episode is Iconic

  • @j0epanda790
    @j0epanda790 2 года назад

    By far this honestly is my 2nd favorite Off-topic live.

  • @brianbrant6079
    @brianbrant6079 5 лет назад +12

    What's Jack talking about? 4 is 100% in the title of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag.

  • @vikingnerdlad
    @vikingnerdlad 5 лет назад

    This raw format is their best yet!!

  • @SheldosaurusREX
    @SheldosaurusREX 5 лет назад +2

    “NOT WHISKEY!! Do we have fireball?”
    ~jack

  • @orbitalrped
    @orbitalrped 5 лет назад +78

    Mmmmmm that set piece looks
    *_f a m i l i a r_*

    • @MajoPeaches
      @MajoPeaches 5 лет назад +5

      But, not too familiar...

    • @DawnApon
      @DawnApon 5 лет назад +1

      @@MajoPeaches what is happening in life

    • @beththebubbly69
      @beththebubbly69 5 лет назад +6

      @@MajoPeaches but not to not familiar?

    • @MajoPeaches
      @MajoPeaches 5 лет назад +5

      @@beththebubbly69 It's a new craze!!

    • @paxcallow
      @paxcallow 5 лет назад +4

      @@MajoPeaches HEY GOOD GIRLS DO YOU WANNA JUST SAY
      "HEY I WANNA"

  • @zachpaquette5302
    @zachpaquette5302 4 года назад

    When you come back to your favorite episode of your favorite podcast because someone you love is dead and Achievement Hunter has always been there for you 🥺

  • @sidd065
    @sidd065 5 лет назад +84

    Trust me, the post show of this episode is worth signing up for first

    • @Im_Ish
      @Im_Ish 5 лет назад +1

      Very much agree

    • @jjpark98
      @jjpark98 5 лет назад +3

      It's the fucking best. There are like 3 or 4 last calls and this one is like 1 or 2 for me. Holy fuck is it good

    • @whatthehec108
      @whatthehec108 5 лет назад +9

      Well, me and my poor ass will just be here.

    • @JesseValkenaar
      @JesseValkenaar 5 лет назад +5

      @@whatthehec108 tomorrow all first content is free! For 24 hours.

    • @Destxned
      @Destxned 5 лет назад +1

      @@JesseValkenaar so I can go on there today and watch this last call without a subscription?

  • @jeff00600
    @jeff00600 5 лет назад +11

    Thank you Geoff for the SLOWEST AD READ EVER and Jack for the additives lol!!

  • @TheCoBBus
    @TheCoBBus 4 года назад

    I always come back to this episode! This is 2 hours of 100% comedy !

  • @Teskmehu
    @Teskmehu 5 лет назад +2

    1:46:36 The cut to Geoff on his phone killed me

  • @burns0100
    @burns0100 5 лет назад +2

    You know things are getting out of hand when Geoff is the adult in the room and has to end it.

  • @TechnicallyPhil
    @TechnicallyPhil 5 лет назад +2

    Drunken Off Topic is the best Off Topics

  • @finirriptide3749
    @finirriptide3749 5 лет назад +9

    Love drunk Michael and Jeremy. XD

  • @MasterChief203
    @MasterChief203 4 года назад

    This is my favorite off topic
    Can’t get enough of it

  • @WinterbornMT
    @WinterbornMT 5 лет назад +1

    Jack whining about whiskey is hilarious. Also, fireball is whiskey 😂

  • @HellsSonofAnarchy
    @HellsSonofAnarchy 5 лет назад +2

    jumping from the 20:00 mark to the 1:30:00 mark is the proof of alcohol

  • @AimekReacts
    @AimekReacts 5 лет назад

    It’s crazy how many stories they retold I love it

  • @agentredhead4612
    @agentredhead4612 5 лет назад +43

    I need to hear more of Lindsay’s logic/headcanons.

    • @uheart2
      @uheart2 5 лет назад +8

      AgentRedhead if Lindsay wrote a book I’d buy it

  • @mayawhitten-desroches9800
    @mayawhitten-desroches9800 3 года назад +10

    1:53:03 is the time your looking for if you came from the spike seagull jeremy gets wet video
    Also here's 1:31:38 for maximum adorableness with the joneses