HONEST Grand Theft Auto V Commercial
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- Опубликовано: 2 сен 2022
- this is an honest gta 5 ( grand theft auto trailer ) its fan made and its in no way an official commercial
shots used were taken from official gta trailer and in game cut scenes
contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
voiceover:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
RUclips: / @jessycausey
Music:
• Are You Ready (feat. S...
script:
GTA 5
We’ve been around for ages
We survived
3 console generations
And 3 us presidents
Hell People still liked Bill cosby when we came out
We have franklin
who has a dog
Trevor
who’s always drunk
And Michael
who still harasses our fans in real life
The HR department should really give him a call
Its bad enough we have a loading screen
long enough for biden to finish a speech
We also added a half naked chick
to make it awkward when your parents walk in
We portray a fictional version of the united states
Although when trump was president
our game pretty much became a simulation
And yes our characters are very toxic
But they’re nowhere near as toxic as our players
gta online
Its an absolute
sh!t show
We have flying cars
flying bikes
submarines
yachts
And every type of gun you can imagine
You’ll either use your moms credit card and kill people
Or you’ll spend your time respawning
But we manage to keep it fresh
by rolling out DLCs
Like activisions call of duty titles
People ask us wether we’re worried about or players
getting tired of us using them
Well
They’ve been trying to solve the mount chiliad mystery
for close to 10 years now
So, No we’re definitely not worried
GTA 5
The biggest cash cow in history
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"we also added a half naked chick to make it awkward when your parents walks in"
lmaoo that happened to me once forcing me to quit
Every single GTA player had that once XD
@@un_ours_blanc haha once yeah rookie number
@@AliRo XD I meant tens of thousands of times
lol
also the mission where you have to fix a computer filled with porn ads
"GTA V: The biggest cash cow in history"
Never have truer words been said than this
Skyrim would like to have a word with you
Lol
@ eh.... skyrim sold allot, but I don't think it had the same amount of players spending stupid money on the game
@@chango.-. 60 usd per new iteration is still a lot for a title from 2011 using an engine that's even older. But if you want to debate micro transactions then that's where ESO enters the chat.
@ GTA has second most sold copies of any game (2nd only to Minecraft) 170,000,000. Skyrim isn't even top 10. It's sold 30M.
There's world of tanks, RuneScape and the like it seems. But GTA V is definitely up there too
this is honestly the best commercial for gta5
yeah because it uses footage from real trailers
@@willbowes8748 It just uses the trailers voiced over by that guy
All jokes aside this game will probably never be forgotten
Well it’s been 13 years without a GTA so it most definitely won’t be forgotten
It will be forgotten since the Single Player story isn't good and memorable.
@@blackdude4298 9
@@blackdude4298 did bro say 13??? 😭😭😭
@@Skybound. He is just thinking ahead, as we still wont have GTA 6 in 2026
“And we have a loading screen long enough for Biden to finish his speech”
Oh man that was good 😂
Also long enough for Trump to finally have the karma he deserves… 4 indictments, 3 arrests, 3 arraignments, 2 impeachments, and 1 term…
Please make more "Honest ____ commercials" not in car company's but like games
make in car company as well
bruhhhhhhhhhhh
@@sabhyaadhikari6817 I think he's made enough car companies one and this one was funny anyways
@@sabhyaadhikari6817 and plus he's a Beam ng youtuber
@@Sour2Salty yeah sure not being rude anyway i like game commercials as well
@@Sour2Salty no
Online portion is very accurate,just forgot the spending hours grinding just to get 1 car and a few upgrades
0:47 One of the most infamous video game details...
Amazing video DYTASTIC, I watch every single one of your videos everyday and it isn’t boring. Thank you so much for your editing skills for everyone that is watching.
People would still buy it and spend money on it even if this was the actual commercial
California police in GTA: Will not hesitate to blow your head off.
California police in real life: Does nothing during a "fiery but mostly peaceful protest".
What's the context btw
@@Wheagg George Floyd protests
@@Lambullghini probably bc it was too much risk for them at the time then
@@Wheagg The whole point of being a police officer Is being able to willingly put yourself at risk to help others, what a joke lmao.
@@Lambullghini risk of pr
you forgot the line "pay us, today!"
Greatest honest commercial ever made
Honestly, the gta 5 story is pretty good. Rockstar and the online are ruining its reputation
This.
I used to love playing my modded version on PC but guaranteed, within a week of updating Script Hook and setting my mods back up, R* will release ANOTHER fucking update which breaks everything and resets the whole process back to square one.
They need to either separate the online from SP or allow us to turn off updates. I have no interest in online, their fucking sharkcards or being griefed by cheaters and annoying, no life teenagers.
@@MichaelJP stf and downgrade ur game
@@MichaelJP What pissed me off the most was them intentionally disabling DLC cars in SP.
Not only does an update break all of the mods, you can't even try any of the added content without another mod just to allow it again. (I wish the NPCs could drive some of the new cars, how much better would the immersion be?)
It also bloats the game from the original 65GB (who even remembers that) to probably over 100 at this point.
@@phenomanII Yeah it is easily over 100GB with the new content, most of which is useless. There's mods that allow you to spawn in the DLC cars for player use but I don't bother because changing the individual handling meta's is a pain/can break the game.
@@phenomanII Yeah. I have the game right right now. The size is 108GB.
This is literally the type of commercial you'd see in the ingame tv
They should add this in the ingame tv
1:22 as someone who plays since 2013 i still waiting for a flying boat
Just take the cargobob and your boat flies 😂
Or Tula
In terms of cinematics, this is actually better than the original trailer
I'm now addicted to this channel!!!! Pleas make more video of this kind
You forgot the best part, with every update comes new cars which are increasingly closer to the real life model then the original version from the original game but rockstar never gets sued for copyright
“Our characters are pretty toxic, but not as toxic as our players”. Truth makes me laugh.
Your honest commercials are sooo goood ahahaha omg they make my days :D
”gta, ur stuck with us”
since it has no real competitors
Good format, keep it up!
”gta, the only franchise that consistently gets worser through updates, on purpose, and we’re proud of it”
The coolest GTA 5 commercial
I didn’t not expect he making this honesty commercial from gta v 😦😂👍
The biggest cash cow in history that we can beat with one thing only. GODDAMN GTA 6!
GTA 6 won't have online mode
Nothing can replace GTAO really
The introduction for the characters are 1000% correct
The biggest cash cow in history 💀💀💀
Great vid ! As a player, I can confirm everything that has been said in this video,
This is the best GTA V cinematography I've ever seen! Just incredible work 😍😍😍😍 I haven't played it in ages now but this makes it look so incredible, makes me think how little I see in a game because of the limited camera angles and focusing on progressing the story.
Like seriously makes me wonder if next gen games with hugely capable open world settings should come with a re-watch feature where it uses AI to analyze the last x minutes of gameplay and show you the most cinematic version (camera angles) if the events. Would make us appreciate the game engines and little details that devs worked so hard for! 😍
The script and advert is spot on too:3 although I don't recall online being like a pay to win setting.
welp, this time it's not a car brand. but, a game?
WOW!!, This is so accurate that I'm speechless.
- Biggest cashcow in history.
*Laughs in World of Warcraft*
Skyrim: "Cash cow? Pfft, hold my beer and learn from the pro!"
Another banger as usual 😌
This seems very accurate
the loading screen comment hit close to home 😂
This was a clever move to add better sound effects, it makes it better
So accurate! Especially the end😤 it’s gotten to the point I won’t even play the game anymore just for the one less player count even tho it doesn’t matter in the long run.
GTA Online when you step out your apartment it turns into a Warzone
“They’ve been trying to solve it for ten years now, so we’re not worried :) “ LMAO
And yet we still love it
He's gen from cars commercial to video games
I love this commercial series
i'd still play it if this was the trailer LOL
Please upload the mode recommendation video again!
We want a mod recommendation video!😁
Suggestions For this series:
1.Honest Lamborghini Commercial
2.Honest Ferrari Commercial
3.Honest Audi Commercial
4.Honest Porsche Commercial
5.Honest Tesla Commercial
I would watch Tesla commercial .
Cuz Tesla's fvcking overrated 💯
He already made those
@@narrativeless404 this was a suggestion 9 months ago and these vids were not there at the time.
@@BlazeDrive52 Oh, ok
But anyways
Laughs in auto lock missiles
Ah yes a simulation... so where are all laser guns come from?
Aliens with all your conspiracy theories
Wait a minute! Someone solved the mystery quite a while back. They even posted the solution on YT.
"Make it awkward for when your parents walk in"
I mean.... it's rated R that's on the parents lmao
Thanks for adding a Mk5 supra in 1:49 and it did not exploded nice job
if this isn't the ad for the foreseeable gta 5 future, rockstar's marketing dept is really dropping the ball...
Closed friend session lol
10/10 Commercial
This is better than the actual trailer
0:47 This is so unbelievably true.
"Gta 5 the biggest cash cow in the world"
This reminds me of that one meme where a giant lady in a milking contest cracks her knuckles before milking the cow with a Gta5 logo on the cow.
LMFAO
And that giant lady has TakeTwo logo on her head, and R* logo on her hands
"We even added a hot chick in the loading screen to make it awkward when ur parents walk in"
-My mother literally passed by when this popped up :/
Dude 😂😂😂 MAN YOU ARE THE MOST HONEST PERSON ON THE FUCKING INTERNET MAN hahahaha, haha 0:48 Got me LMFAOOOO
Please tell me the background music name
"And we love to give a ban to random IP adress for no reason and don't give back access to these players again because our tech support is just not good enough and they literally don't know anything about how our servers work"
Finally another one
Good shit bro🔥
my motorcycle is my cash cow lol...
Can you do suzuki commercials
Please do an HONEST Need For Speed Commercial & an HONEST Porsche Commercial!! 🤣
We need a honest halo infinite trailer
"We said that customization can be unlocked without paying it but we changed mind and decided to lock it behind a 20€ paywall"
Lmaooo💀 bro is real genius
as a gta player i can confirm that all of this is true
0:45 bruh I'm dead
Gta online we dont talk about that.....
We need Suzuki commercial xD
Nah that flipping chick always scared me. I would press the xbox button just incase my parents came in.
I liked this more than the official expanded and enhanced trailer
Now I'm finally convinced to play this game lol
I was 15 and in the middle off the paparazzi mission where the lady gets railed at the pool, my dad walked in and I had to explain
What happend to the mods showcasing, I kinda need sum new cars in my mod folder
Damn this is amazing
Gtav is now 10 years old
You forgot to mention the performance of last gen consoles in GTA Online
Also forgot something "The game made by a multi billion dollar company that couldn't afford licensing for any vehicle"
Somehow I missed this one
Bruv Ive grinded this game over 1000h online ON PC
dont even get me started
Pretty accurate ngl
Perfect
Can you please do that for Saints row 3
Honest Prosche commercial would be interesting
Honest rdr next?😳
I think the introducing main game characters should be:
We have Franklin who is a CJ wannabe
We have Micheal who has a midlife crisis
We have Trevor who is a very angry Canadian man
CJ wannabe wouldn't fit
Missing context
The other ones are not funny
My honest reaction
This is actually Accurate
Mt. Chilliad mystery?
Make honest commercial for the porsche
This is actually good
0:43 also long enough for Trump to finally have the karma he deserves… 4 indictments, 3 arrests, 3 arraignments, 2 impeachments, and 1 term. What a title
Gta v making over 6 billion is crazy
0:50 lmaoo
“Bigest cash cow in history”
Well skyrim is cash cow going on longer then gta but I digress
Still factually correct because GTA's made a fuckload more $$$. But I get your point, sick of updates breaking mods/want a new fucking game after over 10 years!