HOTTEST Chicken Wing Recipe Using ONLY Primitive Technology
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- Опубликовано: 27 фев 2020
- Hot wings, chicken wings, buffalo wings... whatever you want to call them, I'm making the HOTTEST chicken wings like they did 5,000 years ago using only primitive cooking methods. I used Carolina reaper, moruga scorpion and habanero chili peppers to create the highest scoville scale rating possible. Come watch me sweat!
Final Taste Test at 14:15
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Peppers: we're going to taste like pain so the mammals don't eat us
Humans: I really like the heat that these peppers give so I'm going to eat it
Same strategy as the chickens : have an amazing taste and conquer the earth by domesticating the humans.
@@Morbacounet it's to the point now that the peppers know to get hotter because we want them hotter and hotter. so the peppers are also taking over the world.
This pain taste sure is unique.
i laughed...
when i saw this on reddit a year ago
UnicornBoomMc I think it’s funny my mom told me this joke when I was 6
Ah yes. The chefs hidden weapon. The sandstone cutting board.
I feel like a flat wooden surface didn't take a whole lot of time past stone tools to create, but even a flat layer of similar sized twigs would work better than that stone.
@@SYCPrescott crunchy toothbreaker
I cried a little
the slate??
Stephen P with enough time you could make a pretty flat wooden surface with a sharp rock.
I actually laughed so much when you said, 'a chicken died of natrual causes, its head fell off and all its feathers came out. How convieniant'. Was honestly very funny
Pepper: Don't eat me, I will hurt your mouth! Look, I'm even red as a warning.
Humans: *eyes narrow* Is that a CHALLENGE?!
Humans: *develop heightened sensitivity to red hues and starts habitually eating peppers in particular*
the peak of prehistoric civilizations: *spicy hot wings*
Gotta get the wings while the sacrifices are good
Spicy hot wings are made from wild hamsters
@@liquidsleepgames3661 🤤 14:31
Me: STARTS SALIVATING
@@stevethea5250 i really wanna try some of that hot sauce
@@tylerAnderson1997 @Kevin Kearney They won't let you use the toilets / restrooms. Even urgently.
Poor form.
I escalated to Cranbourne manager Shane and politely requested many times but he was an uncourteous parrot repeating same thing, treat you like an animal.
Busting and first time there they said go to the pub or shopping centre which we don't even know the area! Wtf
What a joke. Let's see what action will be taken?
I'm lodging formal complaints in detail to DHS.
Pathetic conduct and appalling response by Shane ruined our morning.
He better hope his own mother does not have a full bladder in public and embarrass herself. Prik
This is the first government site I've been to that doesn't allow use of on-site water facilities.
If they book us there again I'll drink a cup of coffee beforehand, 2 litres of water for hydration, 1 litre of Cola so my urine is yellow, and pss myself on their floor so they can wipe it, for wasting our time and saying the same crap over again.
Star is for the pleasant to deal with interviewer Dani. Interpreter on call was also decent this time round.
Dude, can you collab with townsend when you get to the 1700’s? Think you guys would get along swimmingly!
It would be cool to see some period correct shelters be made like townsends cabin project.
It would be really cool
he can already collab with Almazan Kitchen.
man would I love to see that
Yes please!
11:03
*Doctor:* the patient died of natural causes
*Nurse:* doctor... they were shot 17 times
*Doctor:* Only natural that they died
You are a minute off
@@johns5333 right, dont know how that happened im pretty sure i was right when i first commented it
You know, lead is metal, metal comes from earth, earth is natural. So dying from lead bullets = dying of natural causes.
@@szymonstrugarek8932 Every death is natural. Reject society, return to monke.
Well if you get shot 17 times naturally, you die 🤷
Cooking hot food outside in the middle of winter sounds like alot of fun
The whole chicken conspiracy tangent was a great piece of editing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Props the the team member/s that made that happen.
This ain't no joke. Our taste buds have been raided for ages.
@@SaphirKnight i seen trough there tricks so i eat only the beyond burger from beyond meat
I feel if the goal of evolution is to have as many decendents and long lasting bloodline as possible. Then these domestic animals have achieved greatness beyond any other wild animals. Save for ‘pest’ like rats and roaches.
Well aren't you wrong chicken is not to taste you it was dodo bird but it was driven into extension cuz it was so tasty
It's a show with hot questions, and even hotter wings.
...
... oops wrong channel
*There are no mistakes*
Master oogway
i actually thought it was andy on hot ones for a quick second when i saw the thumbnail lol
@@trulyidkman bruh I watched kung fo panda last night 💀
But that just means they plant more
What's going on everybody
Andy: *crushes garlic, releases allicin*
Brad Leone: *enters the chat*
I came down to look for this and I found it.
@@matthewmitcham1999 my work here is done
@@izzybeth No it´s not. You forgot to spread the tales of raw garlic´s health benefits. Especially during times of coronavirus pandemic eating garlic is important.
@@ahmed-xi9rh oh man good luck. At least most people survive with little problems. May I ask which country?
@@excitedbox5705 eat meat not garlic
That one random tardigrade that has lived since 3200 BC: Haven’t smelt this in Millenia!
If you grow peppers again, start them in pots indoors a month or two before your outdoor growing season begins. Same with tomatoes, etc. I live in an area with a longer growing season than you (though we're at about the same latitude) and I get a much better harvest that way. Melons as well. Thanks for your work, I find what you do very interesting.
I'm curious, how do you deal with the melons? Do you time their growth so that you'd get them outdoors by the time they're bearing fruit or do they go out when they start flowering?
@@shutereye2634 neither, you plant them when they're about six inches tall in the pot. They still have a lot of growing to do before reproduction starts. As an aside, all of the plants I've mentioned have around a six+ month life cycle. That's longer than the season in most of the US. Have a great day
or build a greenhouse he had this problem several times now.
@@Fiercesoulking a place to start them a month or two before planting time :)
You are right. These plants come from further south where the summer is longer and they have more time to grow before freezing.
I feel like he should make chopsticks for cooking. They're great for stirring, flipping while frying and lifting small pieces of food. According to wiki they were known before Shang dynasty which started 1766 BCE. Additionally it's pretty easy to make and useful if you know how to handle it.
Yep, im living in the modern age in the western world and i even use chopsticks. I made a couple pair that i use often. Very versatile tool.
He is in the early Bronze age (~3300 BCE), earliest archeological evidence for chopsticks (according to wiki) is 1200 BCE -even if we split the difference and say there were chopsticks in 1500 BCE; we (in 2020 CE) are closer in time to the height of the Roman Empire, than he is to chopsticks.
He's 1,434 earlier than that still the number gets smaller the closer to modern times he gets that how bc works
@@LENZ5369 the problem is that chopsticks are biodegradable. So it makes hard to have evidence of them so far back.
On other side, is a logical assumption that even caveman has use sticks to cook at some point.
@@youkofoxy I agree for sure the very first cave men uses single stick since they discover fire..then upgrade to two stick when discover metal knife and cut their food to smaller chunks where chop stick is very useful...but well that is just my guess..hehehe
The thing I love most about this channel is that there's no way this is practiced and scripted, no one is that clumsy on purpose.
It's great to see the journey of you trying all these things. In a world of false perfection and over-scripted content, this channel has been a breathe of fresh air since long before the reset (a decision I applaud).
Great work, great video, great series 👍
For extra stickyness dip the wings in flour, then eggs, this will make a glue to hold more breading. Awesome channel, thank you for these post apocalyptic training videos.
Can't wait until he makes his own nuclear reactor
Hell yeah
And then past all modern technology
T2 B1 you mean heCK yeah becuse of flamingO
Look up "The nuclear boy scout".
You need to follow Codyslab if you are waiting for that
Gotta love how humans found a plant that evolved to be painful for us to eat as a defense mechanism and went "hey this is pretty tasty!"
Man humans will drink coffee, which contains caffeine, which for most animals is a poison, for energy. We will eat and do the dumbest things because “hey it tastes good”
@@brianzhang349 peppers: I will make it so painful if you try to eat me
Animals : ok then.
Humans : meh I'll eat it
Animals : wtf
Humans : *my goals are beyond your understanding*
There is a hypothesis that capsaicin was originally evolved for its anti fungal properties, and the fact that it is painful to mammals is just a coincidence.
Yndys Gourdet Same for tobacco.
That's true of pretty much all spices. Most of them developed those chemicals to stops animals from eating them or to fight off infections from fungi or bacteria. Also a major reason why you find most spices naturally in warmer climates, the cold weather in areas further from the equator do a good enough job of stopping many of those threats.
I remember when this guy only had 10,000 plus subs. this goes to show how quality content can get anybody to success.
Every other agricultural episode of HTME is "I would have liked this to happen, but I live in Minnesota, so..."
Next video:
HOW TO MAKE CHICKENS 🐓
1.Egg
2. Warm
3. Wait
So the egg did come first?
@@Suko44 Given how evolution works, the egg has to come first
@@KaitouKaiju but given how creationism works, the chicken has to come first
@@KaitouKaiju given how solipsism works, neither even came.
I'm sending this to my archeology professor with no context
How did it go?
I don’t need sleep I need answers
I'm also interested on how it went
Jesus Christ just tell us
Tell us
Mortar and pestle probably would've made both the hot sauce and the breadcrumbs a lot more even in texture. It might be a good tool to build for future recipes!
That bronze knife blade on that stone slab hurt my soul lol, I said oh no please use a wood chopping board.
"THE FLAVOR OF PAIN"
That's the name of my new Death Metal Band.
I would have gone with "Coffin birth" but that one is aperently taken :/
My band name is math class erection
arK Yo, can I join?
@@arK-zs6ip What genre is it?
Do I want to know?
"The flavor of pain" Metal as hell. As far as your issues with removing the food from the oil, you could have used some rudimentary wooden tongs (like flat chopsticks) to make that job a bit easier.
I've mentioned several times that he really needs to do basic woodworking for some simple tools.
"The flavor of pain" is the reason why I upvoted
@@KainYusanagi seeing as how they would have had these tools long before clay pottery
Chopsticks were originally used for cooking in roughly the fashion you describe, prior to being used to eat with.
@@garethbaus5471 think they just use a couple of twigs first
Andy
"in Minnesota the world is our refrigerator"
Me : *looks outside*
"Thats accurate."
"This knife is pretty sharp"
*Scrapes knife on a stone surface*
Well, it isn't sharp any more...
Anyone else start screaming no when he overcrowded the pot? Just me, okay
Yeah, Andys biggest challenge in the video was lacking basic cooking skills, not the limitations of technology.
yep
Yeah, but he would've had to do one wing at a time in that pot.
AND the eggwash
literally all the cooking, but did you notice that the clay plate/dish the bread was in looked really....perfect? and does anyone know why the sauce got a lot darker and smoother?
I can’t believe you do all this from scratch
He didn't. No way he killed his own chickens.
@@alunmo he has before...
@@alunmo Why? What's the issue? Most people eat animals killed by other people anyway, so what's the problem with making sure they are killed humanely?
“Welcome back to hot ones, oog oog thank you for joining me ahhh bog, I got questions for you”
Yet again fantastic work everyone involved! I liked the idea that it was possible at the time to make it all but not really plausible in reality. Brought another modern twist to it
It's always a better day when Andy uploads a video! I'm so invested in this series lol maybe even a bit too much
dank degl yeah I wait so long I forget about this series
When was the first motor and pestle? I feel like one of those would have come in handy...
And some sort of stick to stir the cooking...
Mortar & pestle: 35000 bc-ish
A motar and pestle is just two nicely shaped rocks, and an evolution of the two stones used to grind wheat, so probably very old.
Idk, ask yo mama.
I was gonna mention this but I think you've got it covered
The humor has increased. Perfect
Bro this could seriously be a series on the Discovery Channel or something. But the fact that he's able to do this on RUclips is amazing in it's own right. GG, Andy.
Awwww the bottle is even in his own written language
I'm so proud of what this channel has come to be. Keep it up guys!!
Famous one liners from cooking used in this video:
'Oops ... And now its on fire 🔥.'
'Thats gotta be done...'
'Opps.. Extra seasoning' after dropping on ground.
*"Earth Spice"*
Andy, your cooking skills have progressed considerably over the last few years. I love it 😃💜
Andy: I am now going to crush the peppers.
Andy: uses knife to cut the peppers
Mortel and Pestel: am I a joke to you?
*Mortar and Pestle
@@dante_f4563 🤣🤣🤣🤣
loved the insight on chicken's hidden total domination plan!
It's nice to see that you're using what you have for cooking.though I believe it's time to invent the mortar and pestle to help get more finer grains of powder such as for pigments
He doesn’t even need a mortar/pestle. He could have used the matate to grind all those dried peppers….
That's really cool man. I've never seen your channel before but it really makes me think of what could of been possible in the past if distance wasn't an issue.
Peppers: "We've evolved a painful hot taste to prevent mammals from eating us"
Humans: "Congratulations, you played yourself"
Ah, the rise and fall of the chicken empire. My favorite history chapter.
And now the empire strikes back.
"The flavor of pain." 😂 I love it. I bought a bag of these and the first thing I did was pick out the two biggest ones in the bag and powder them up in a coffee grinder. I ate them on chips in some homemade salsa. So smokey. So good.
your coffee probably tastes really interesting now
smokey from the coffe grinder , waith until brew some coffe
That coffee grinder is reserved just for grinding spices, but yeah the next few things I ground in it did have some heat despite a fairly thorough cleaning.😂
Any other Southerners appalled at how he "breaded" his wings??
I'm appalled that he breaded them at all.
@@jypsridic Yeah, crispy skin is the best, it is hot wings not fried chicken.
the whole thing was appalling lol
If he was gonna brea em he should’ve just uses the flour but definitely better to not bread em for hot wings
I would love to see an outdoor "survival" camping weekend; using the tools, ingredients, and knowledge you have, to be out in the bush.
Chilli peppers: becomes spicy to protect itself*
Humans: starts using them for food*
Chilli peppers: Am I a joke to you?
Humans who eat fire incarnate: AM *I* A JOKE TO YOU?
Humans: Yeah, you are kinda terrible at this let us help. *proceeds to breed hotter and hotter peppers in a currently vain attempt to make something that will kill themselves*
The irony of it is that Chilli Peppers have become more successful from a biological point of view than they could have ever been without human interference.
Chili peppers:
I know, I know for sure
That life is beautiful around the world
Also humans: breeds peppers to become even spicier than they would ever naturally be
Last time I was this early Andy was still breaking crucibles
11:24 i always leave the wing tips eat them, they are crunchy so you can eat them easily, also the rest of the bones in the wings i also eat, its extra calcium so if you chew properly there's no issue 😋
I am loving the humor in this episode. Good stuff.
hey im this was uploaded 22 seconds ago im surprised i found it in my recommended without a NOTIFICATION tho, im just gonna watch it bye have a great day
Actually this video was being made a week ago so you late by alot
@@cardiepie9157 i said upload
@carson Ur actually dumb
Hey, andy, I've been following you channel since the sandwich series, I love the reset and I think you should try enameling some metal when you get around to making metal pans, its a really interesting process that has been very useful for humanity historically, and I'd love to learn more about it. Keep up the amazing work.
I love your dedication to this series
My family has a local chicken business and watching you separate it into cuts hurt my soul but I still love the videos lmao
Ramsey: WHAT IS THIS
*SEASON IT*
ΛZΞ it’s art that’s what it is
It's ramsAy
Last time I was this Early Andy was still knapping flint.
Maddox Ravioli lol
Flintnaper
I've never seen anything or even knew this channel existed but somehow I am subscribed
When he mixed around the pepper mix with his knife, it got the fire aspect enchantment
2:04 The flavour... of PAIN!
"This one has extra seasoning"
Great video 🙂 end result looked pretty yummy 🤘🏽
Got a bit dark there before normal services resumed. This is a really amazing channel. I look forward to your videos. 3000 BCE doesn’t seem so bad!
Intro sounds like your tongues swollen bruh, I would refrain from licking any more of those
thats what she said
every word out of this kids mouth is fast and swollen, a little annunciation goes a long way
0:00 Just machine gunned that intro 😄
I love when you show up with your sense of humor :)
This channel deserves more attention, views.
i don’t think he knows your not supposed to dump all of the chicken at once 🤷🏽♂️ especially when you try to fry it
How do you not have a T.V. show yet?
DankerCleric funds not enough people Watch he videos you can fix that by share it the video to everone you know
October 2018 is when he picked the peppers just proof that he worked on his videos for a long time and should Have and deserves more subscribers
pepper in Spain we have "pimientos del padrón", some are spicy and some aren't, usually they only get spicy if you leave them too much time to mature on the plant, you can just deep fry them whole and they are super delicious here in Cantabria.
0:49 "Can an average person figure it all out themselves"
I don't think you set a very good standard for the average person, I can't do a hundredth of what you do
Could have saved yourself some time by not breading them.
Also: "how to make blue cheese" next?
Could have just flour and egged them lol
I'm stoned out of my mind right now. Between "the flavor of pain" and Chicken Rex, I'm laughing my ass off.
Hah.... some creative editing there ;-) But as a lover of hot sauce and chicken wings, this was fun to watch! Thanks.
Finally a new video it takes so long and I love these videos there so great and sub to this guy and turn on notifications or your a jerk
Just imagine in 10 years he will be making iPhones🤣🤣
They will be the 20 pounds carried in a backpack. But still awesome
Because Iphones are primitive! Good one!
@@RKroese think 1000 years up front
@@RKroese what is an iphone11 going to be? modern tech, u dumb ass trying to play it Mr Knowledge🤣🤣🤣
@@Julian-kg5vd Calling someone out for trying to be "mr. knowledge", but fails to even use proper spelling and uses insults. You aren't very smart yourself, are you?
dang man you have put more effort into your videos then anyone else on the internet
great video, thanks for letting me know about the attack of the chicken :)
6:35 ancient crackhead grinds rock to fine line
watching him do pottery is like watching a child play with playdough just come on at bronze age they must have discovered better methods to do their pots than slaming a ball of clay and making a dent
Remember in the Bronze Age people had years to learn the skill and decades to become masters of it. He is literally trying to speedrun human civilization so he's not going to get particularly good at any of the skills. at least not for a while yet
you are a better cook than gardener. I was salivating at end.
Lbh this is the best series ever!
would have been first except for the unskippable Geico ad
David Holcomb you can never be first will that make you more happy
"He" left us an egg.
In English, "he" is a male or neutral pronoun. Whereas "she" *always* refers to a female.
@@Serahpin Chicken eggs *always* come from female birds, regardless of the fact that English has used 'they' as a neutral pronoun for centuries when it comes to people, and 'it' when it comes to animals.
@@WantedVisual From Merriam-Webster:
he noun
hē
*2 -used in a generic sense or when the gender of the person is unspecified*
@@Serahpin Chickens are not persons, nor do they have a gender that they express in human society.
@@Serahpin yeah well, its still only the females laying eggs
This is one of my fav channels
Great episode again guys
“The flavor of pain” I swear that people who like spicy things are masochists.
Well yep😂 but that also releases a lot of endorphins too
Yeah lol
Last
Lies
ً yes someone that didn’t say first
3:47 I like how they were carefully cutting each pepper but all they had to do is shake it 😂😂😂😂
Those looked really good, now I'm super hungry. Watching you try and mix some of that stuff with a knife was painful. Maybe try bundling some thin strong sticks together and binding with leather cordage to make a whisk?
@13:50 "That one has 😏 *extra* seasoning..."
Very Well Played Sir... Very Nice!👉
Just a tip, before the blender the tool for the job for both the breadcrumbs and the sauce would have been mortar and pestle. You should make one of those soon!
So who else saw this video and binged watched every other episode up until this episode???
Its hilarious the mechanism the chili came up with only made us want to eat them more.
I love how you made the spread of the domestic chicken seem like the chickens planned it lol very tasteful play on chicken evolution
12:44 apply breading with 2 bowls. Pour the breading into the other bowl on top of the chicken (on a bit of breading so it doesn't get binder in the bowl) repeat on the other side of the food to be breaded.
This ensures the entirety of the binder is covered in the finest particles at the bottom of the bowl, and this prevents the binder from rubbing off the food into the breading by stirring.
Thank goodness all across the world everyone has a type of chilli pepper that is readily available. If a reset does occur everyone can have the gift of knowledge to prepare something like that with limited means.
Omg this channel is so fascinating 😲