Homemade Armor Using FLOWERS? (Totally Impenetrable!)
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2020
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Can flowers really protect me from all the wages of war? We're making a linothorax out of flower stems (fabric) and hide (leather). Check out to see if this Ancient Greek armor is worth the HUNDREDS of hours of craftmanship.
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How common is life insurance? It has always struck me as something very American, never really heard anything about it here in Europe. Apart from the existence of it naturally
Bruh
Andy developing his own body armor so he doesn't need to buy life insurance
🤣🤣🤣
no, he's buying life insurance so that he can test out his own body armor
@@DisKorruptd both works
*put armours around organ to prevent cancer.
He want to make sure that he will respawn to not loose his tools and Armour
Welp that's certainly a new type of sponsor
And a good one, life insurance is important because us health care is hella expensive
Edit: in the us where it’s not considered a basic human right
Scout Studios and that’s a fact
Life Insurance? Next thing you know it will be a lawyer pushing for MESOTHELIOMA. IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION.
But a 2020 relevant one. Just wait till the zombies
I think they're gonna be one of the next ones carrying RUclipsrs next to Honey, SimpliSafe, VPNs, etc. They sponsored an Off the Ranch (same guy as demolition ranch) vid.
9:18 Respect for sacrificing your floor for the cause
I noticed that too rip, means shes down for the job
I second this
I slightly died inside when I saw that
Those were some serious scratches indeed
that hurts to watch she could have just lifted the rock or put a cloth under it
I’m pretty stoked for when Andy lands on the moon
Spaaaaaaaaaacccccccccceeeeeee!!!!! Space. O.o
His grandkids
@@grayeaglej sick tatts 15:12
Mr. Stone RUclips edition
before or after Senkuu?(?
Is having an adorable kitty a requirement of being on the HTME team?
100%
I was looking through the comments to see if someone beat me to it haha 😄
I think so
@@tateranus4365 watermelon
Yes
You should totally breed silk worms and try and make your own silk. If you are able to get enough you can also try and make ancient silk armor.
He did it before this check out his channel
@@Rohandutt not the silk armor. Just silk worms
studio reep he hardly made enough for a shirt/tie lmao
they already are, check their instagram
Ashley Marie that would be awesome but extremely tedious.
as a fellow experimental archaeologist (flintknapping mostly) i would like to point out that stone tools were utilized well into the iron age for various reasons but the thing i noticed is Lauren struggling to cut the linen and later you struggling to cut the leather with the bronze tools a stone flake could have been used to produce a finer cut look into a stone tool called a hoko knife.
thank you for this information!!! will save me a lot of time and eventual arm muscle pain
This is a great point. Just because they're in the "bronze age" doesn't mean prior tools or variations thereof are not relevant. Even today, obsidian scalpels do have their uses in modern medicine. Steel is more common, cheaper and more durable, but there's definitely a market for obsidian scalpels when super fine precision is desired. The difference between a modern steel scalpel and obsidian are on the microscopic scale in terms of precision; but when you're talking about the bronze age it's a huge difference in the sharpness/precision of Bronze and flint/obsidian. Use the best tool for the job, even if the best tool for the job isn't "modern". I also like to point at Primitive Technology as a part of this. Although he's covered more historically modern methods of fire making, he usually doesn't bother using a fire bow or drill. Making a fire using his hands suits him fine in his use cases when he needs to get an ember going.
And sharpening the bronze blades wouldn’t hurt either
Laurenapolis no problem happy to help
Laurenapolis if you need them I can produce and mail you guys some blades for that purpose
Shame Kate didn't join the channel as well as I liked her, but all the best to Lauren with HTME :)
Liked Kate so much better tho
Kate was hard working
i agree, but i think lauren was better on camera.
I like Lauren, she is funny.
They are both so natural in front of the camera, really would have loved to see both of them in the team. But I guess people doing labour want to get paid and money doesn't grow on trees unfortunatley.
Another good vid! As a person who moves furniture for a living, i nearly clawed my eyes and ears out at 9:19 when she literally slid that heavy rock across that hardwood floor..wow
That was pretty painful to watch, nice big gouges in the floor too
Yeah, the scratches it left were painful to see
It's moments like this that solidly remind me I am an adult. That sound made me cringe.
I had visions of landlords screeching and of deposits going up in flames
I came here specifically to see if anyone else noticed. I'm still paused, afraid to see what happens next. All I see are those scratches!
*”not beer”*
Now found at walmart
Exit: not beer can now be found in cvs, target, and your heb
This girl will be the one. Tattoo of a corndog and she's drinking not beer. Dude this is great
Exlor valor i love not beer
Kids choice
Yo south Texas whats good lol
@@Freudigman Damn... you're pretty salty about a total stranger who in no way whatsoever has an impact on your life
4:41 I feel happy to know that everything is OK with Analeese. I really miss her.
True
this is like reverse clickbait. I could not care less about making armor out of literal flowers, but linen armor is actually an interesting topic.
And it stopped arrows...
Not what you see in movies
@@peterruiz6117 Depending on the circumstances...
*not all gambesons stop arrows sadly*
It's called: Subverting Expectations
Gambesons were very comman as armor coz they were far far far cheaper to make than mail or plate and it was lighter and could been worn as coats and stuff like that. It's decent at protecting against cuts but bad at protecting from stabbing
@@futhark_9547 I wouldn't exactly call layers of linen glued together a 'gambeson'. The concept is similar, but executed differently.
Personally, I find the linothorax the more interesting type of armor. It's like a bridge between soft and solid armor.
"We didn't specify which bits of leather we wanted so we got inside out cow faces" boom face couch
@Elizabeth Megson .....Possibly? Apparently, I make unintentional references to unknown things quite often...
yeah, that was incredibly disturbing to see, especially as a vegetarian of 17 years.
but i am glad that parts of the animals that would have otherwise gone to waste, are being used. it makes me feel a lot better that nothing is going to waste, and the slaughter of those animals would have happened regardless.
@@BothHands1 he should have used human skin from people that already died ;)
Thomas S.
uhhhh.... that might have worked??? idk?? think you can only get away with that in the congo tho. but yeah, if they died of natural causes, then that certainly would have been even more environmentally sustainable. i guess it depends on how sentimental you are over your own body. idc what happens to mine after i'm no longer living in it. make leather if you want. not like i'm gonna care if i'm dead already. i am also an organ donor. when i'm done with this body, it'll just be water, carbon, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, and a couple trace elements.
but some people's superstitions def make them uncomfortable about it in many places. i mean, mummies are a pretty good example. wonder if they still would have used the mummification process if they knew they'd be sitting in a glass box in a museum, and spectators come from around the world to see how old you've gotten.
hello ed gein
Darn, I thought Katie was really cool.
Both were cool. Lauren is more extroverted, it probably just worked out better that way... dunno
Yeah Katie seemed pretty knowledgeable
Finally, we found out what happened to Analeese. I thought her decomposing body was somewhere around 😂
Don't trust Andy it was all a lie to get everyone to stop questioning where she is.
It's a bit shame as I did ship them ever so slightly
@@justinlipkin I thought they were shipped at first lol
@@justinlipkin .......aren't they siblings? You probably should stop watching Game of Thrones.
@@custos3249 Winter is coming to Alabama
9:17 R.I.P. that floor
I love Andy's dialogue after wearing the armor: "I feel very moisturized." These observations, including the difficulties in the cutting, piercing, sewing of this armor, and the remarks about how it is the nature of armor to resist being cut and pierced, really bring home the cost of these ancient technologies and how much we take modern tech like tool steel and sewing machines (and all that they entail) for granted.
The Chinese used laminated paper and made "dragon scales". You should check it out, it's lighter and just as strong.
*Senku Ishigami flashbacks*
Reminds me of micarta.
Maybe later down the line but I think he hasn't "unlocked" paper yet
@@darthplagueis13 he has, he did it 3 months ago
@@matthewmunro8676 He's made papyrus, not paper. There's an important difference in how the two are made and I very much doubt that you could make dragon scale armour from papyrus.
Funnily enough, it's theorized that they cut the fabric into shape after sticking it together, because it's EASIER
I miss Annalees - she could do it all
Yeah! Chase turkeys, cast metal, everything.
Is she gone for good? Why did she leave?
@@starlight4649 video?
@@CHloE748 most likely as the video said she left for a career that aligns with her personal interests
i have a tattoo of a corndog is when i knew she was the one
CJ F it’s a crutch?? Sounds like you don’t have a personality, so you think anyone who DOES have a personality is just faking it to be popular 😂 yikes
CHloE748 Lol! I’m reading through comments and this dude copy pasted this comment into all the threads about me 😂
Laurenapolis probably just trying to cover up his own insecurities i mean he had to take time out of his day to do all that
@@laurenapolis It's because of all the magical cheese obviously.
@@Freudigman lmao someone's jealous
Kate: I hope the cat doesn't attack this.
*Cat attacks the strings*
Kate: Hey! No!
*1 minute later*
*Kate attacks weighted strings*
Me: Clearly, she wants to be the dominant cat.
"i have the strongest armor possible, no sword can get through this"
*gets shot with 20mm Vulcan AT Round*
Dook Dook *parry this filthy casual*
Mhmm, no armor can save you from my V2 missile!
@@starlight4649 no armor can withstand my ICBM
*I miss Kate already... She should start her own channel.*
Kate is the obvious choice IMO, she fits perfectly and actually showed what can be done instead of the end result looking like a 12 year olds first try.
And she's really good at talking to the camera, making it both very informative, light hearted and nice.
I feel Lauren was just all over the place, the way her part was edited also didn't work very well. Nothing against her, just doesn't fit this channel in both style and educational aim.
I did like Kate more actually. Annalise would ALWAYS be my first choice but still
I thought Lauren and her part were excellent, hard disagree there. I'm glad she's playing a recurring part with this series.
@@ElijahCem same! They were both good though.
I felt kate sounded too serious and didnt have a hint of interest in what she was doing, lauren on the other hand actually felt engaging and kept my attention, wasnt boring one bit.
9:18 that scratch though!
OMG she is ruining her hardwood floor by dragging rocks over it!
Ikr
Exactly. I mean, if she'd drug one more, clearly it'd all be ruined and need to be replaced.......
Lol I winced at that. I hope those markings were dirt scuffs instead of actual scratches :c
It's fine, it can be resanded and re-waxed in about 30 minutes
The second person was my favourite. (Kate)
Shows entire retting process, skips entirely over the hours spinning on a drop spindle. (Now imagine how long it would take to make a ship's sail.)
"This is gonna be a sheer tunic" I don't know about linen, but a lot of natural fabrics do tighten up after a wash in hot water
That loom was so cool and seemed a lot more feasible imo. She did a good job too!
can we keep Lauren and Kate i want all the cats we can get on this channle
I like Lauren, she breathes fresh air into this channel with her humor!
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Everybody seeing this : we will watch your career with great interest
I love Lauren! She brings so much fun to the show with her personality and humor. She clearly is also a hard worker and did a great job with her projects. Total delight to watch and Winky rules.
This had to have been the weirdest job interview process either of them have gone through
he could go to 1816 and skip everything before it cuz he didn't have a camera to record it and we wouldn't know
And up until 1897 to get videos, before it would be a weekly magazine. And up to the 1920's for us to have sound
He travelled back. Didn't you see Dark 😂
@@SF-li9kh he took the tech with him...
The question is, who now has the best cat?
@winkyapolis has an Instagram ฅ^•ﻌ-^ฅ
Yes
@@laurenapolis
The original is always the best
imagine Andy explaining to his grandma what his job is
"I host a show where I make things from scratch". Dosent sound that hard to explain
@@Nagol93 I was thinking more like grandma asking, "Why make it from scratch? You can buy it for much cheaper!"
@@ARMRandomVideos "Because people like to watch things being made form scratch"
She'd tell him he's doing it all wrong and school him with how it's done after he picked his own switch.
@@custos3249 yup
This may have a great effect on your projected costs: Linen is processed into 2 grades from the point between the retting and the spinning. The finer and longer fibers go to making a spin linen thread, but the shorter course fibers are still finish spun (often by the children or younger apprentices) into a product called Tow. Tow is a strong material from which courser cloth is made, and also ropes and cordages. This is where the modern use of the word Tow drives from, as in Tow Truck.
A product produced with the bulk of the fabric used being made from 2nd grade materials like Tow and faced atop with finer Linen is more likely than, and less expensive than, one made from all the finest cloth available.
I miss AL, but I am happy she is on the path she wishes to walk. Creative young lady, great energy. (Winkey is awesome)
I was wondering what happened to Annalise. Lauren seems like a pretty fun person, the video felt quite bright :D
Thank you so much ♡´・ᴗ・`♡
My grandpa used to tell me stories how he worked the flax fields as a kid. Cool to see the history of it goes back even to bronze age times.
You can ask local hunters (or the people offering deer butchering services) for their hides. You can get all the raw deer hides you can ask for - especially if you don't mind doing the fleshing (removing the fat etc.). The deer was killed for its meat and the hide is normally thrown away so it's a win-win.
Omg i love Loren!!! she such a funny and dorky addition to your team
Thank you so much!!! ♡´・ᴗ・`♡
Lauren is a woman of commitment focus and sheer fricking will
Scraping that rock across the wooden floor got me saying OOF in a big way
I hope we learn what Winky made with her stick in a future episode!
The pig fat seems like it would be better at giving infections rather than giving protection
@@SM-td7ux how?
You're dead wrong John. Firstly it's been frozen and then cooked so it is thoroughly sterilised. Second, a waxy lipid like lard acts as an occlusive barrier against foreign pathogens so smearing heat treated animal fat into a wound before bandaging it would likely give you a lot of added protection from infection compared to a bandage alone.
There aren't any pathogens I know of that can thrive in oil.
And yet cured meats and olive oil don't putrify when left out. Wonder why that is........ One sec before I look it up. Need some water.
@ ok boomer
@@HavokTheorem The question I would have in this is; I am not aware of lard being UV curable the way Linseed Oil is so why is it used? The linen (the plant that produces the flax seed that the linseed oil is then crushed from) would stabilize hard in sunlight over time when layered with linseed oils.
0:49 - The dog running away, I laughed so hard. XD
Lauren makes this show even more fun to watch. I like that everybody in this channel is really the opposite of experts, showing the real difficulty of any of these projects, and do not make things seem like a breeze. And just like Andy, she handles that brilliantly and with a lot of humor :-)
This is so nice!!! Thank you! That means a lot 🥰 I’m glad it comes across that I’m really having fun, I am!!
"Today we are learning how to create a German Panzer tank."
panzer = tank
I hope that comes at some point.
@@user-xo9hq6qz3l doesn’t it man panther or something like that?
Lauren seems cool.
She is trying a bit too hard right now, but that'll improve once she gets used to the camera.
You make it sound like this was a porno
@@aromaz6401 Nah, they need to invent cameras first, the HTME porn episode is still a LONG way off...
I made a Linothorax for SCA heavy combat. It was amazingly effective. I used cheap canvas from the hardware store (it was advertised as painters drop cloth) and I glued it with super 77 spray glue. Sewed all the edges together with a heavy duty sewing machine.
I was going to use it as a Gambeson under Lamellar. But honestly. It was so effective I didn't need the lamellar.
6:29 this chick's first cast is better than pretty much all of the ones he did on his own lmao
You sly fox
You knew cloth making is the most tedious, labor-intensive job so you made them do it for you for free
to get the actual job
lol
And chose the wrong girl too.. smh
I like how Lauren gives of this quirky vibe!
Going down the stairs was my favorite part!
Dieter Bletten thank you so much!!! 🥰
I will miss Annalees, but wish her and Kate the best of luck on their future endeavors. And welcome Lauren!
"I set out to see if one person could learn all of these technologies"
"So I outsourced the learning of these technologies to these two women"
"Dabbing is cool"
Yeah, maybe it was like... In the paleolitic!
HTME Episode 10000...: Making a nuke from the radioactive elements in your backyard
Episode 200000: cold fusion
W/ CodysLab
radioactive boyscout round two.
so, suggestion on a more satisfying (to the viewer) way of sourcing leather would be to go hunting with someone in Minnesota, odds are the person you'd go hunting with wants the meat, and maybe the head, meaning you can take everything else to use in future projects. ensuring full use.
it's a good thing you have people who can actually make the stuff... you'll get better at making things eventually.
Winky is a star! Lauren is so fun & entertaining. She makes it look actually fun to heckle & spread animal fat. We stan.
I love how Lauren started out spreading out the pig fat with gloves on, but on the second layer she was just like “you know what, screw it” and takes the gloves off.
it made it so much harder with the gloves on lol
I wish the best of luck to Annelise in finding a job, and to Lauren in her new job! Sad that Kate didn't make it, but she has talent!
For those interested in more about a weighted warp loom there is a fairly small channel by Sally Pointer, she's been making some videos going in depth on making and using a traditional weighted warp loom, I thought I'd mention it in case anyone else is interested in the process
i love lauren shes so entertainment
☺︎︎ ♥︎ thank you!! ♥︎ ☺︎︎
"Not beer"
So, Bud light?
Seltzer?
Omg i love both winky and pluto so much
Dang, Kate really scratched up her hardwood floors for this project!
Was "do you have a cat" one of the requirements for the job?
I'm always slightly impressed whenever a RUclipsr has a sponsor I haven't seen before. St this point seeing anything other than raid shadow legends and Nord VPN is a breath of fresh air
The haunting face of a cow sewn into an armor tunic seems like a great edge against your enemies.
Takes a whole new meaning to flower power
When he said modern technology was going to be tested against the armor I thought of the meme with the knight and gun saying parry this casual
Didnt realise he was such a player, is female on the job description or is andy just baller 😂
Can’t wait until this man reaches the renaissance era
"All though I don't have life insurance yet" shows fire explosion nearly igniting him. great stuff, subscribed
Andy-
I attack
I need to protec
1video later
Ok I protec
Now I make cellphone
We're going to miss Annalise, but I'm glad she's moved onto doing something that's more right for her! It seems like Lauren is going to bring a lot of energy and personality to the channel, so I'm looking forward to seeing more from her.
Aw thank you so much this is very kind 🥰
if you coat the inside of whatever leather you are trying to make with a thick layer of salt and tack it around the edges on a board then leave it in the sun it makes a flexible thinner leather that holds up really well- Simple leather tactics
I remember seeing a video lecture on this topic. The hypothesis on part of the reason that this armor was so available is that it was preferable to use lower grade linnen made from thicker, more poorly made thread like sack cloth. In tests this supposedly grants more protection because the individual threads are thicker and harder to cut through. This was also not only easier to make but was commonly made in large quantities for other purposes so making the armor out of it was practically a form of recycling.
HTME: We're all Cat People here.
I wondered what happened to Annalise. I liked her.
as stated at 4:37 she moved on to persue a job more inline with her personal goals
@@bhiite253 Yes. That's why I said I wondered, not that I still wonder.
This episode just reminds me about how I want to try making my own loom some day.
Lovin’ the dorks in this vid
Life insurance is a good idea when you start making bombs and guns
Any RUclips channel or reddit community showing how to do that ?? Asking for a friend
Next episode: I rebuilt the Roman Empire using only my hands!
I really like Lauren as the new assistant. She really fits the vibe of HTME.
🤗 thank you so much!! I have so much fun with it :-)
I love that the guy making ancient armor also has a wall of modern guns behind him lmao
i bet you need to have a cat if you want the job :p
Next week: how to make flowers from armor
Yeah, you should definitely be proud of that weaving. Primitive tools, supplies, and an early attempt? That's cool stuff.
just as a tip, flakes of flint/obsidian can be more effective for cloth and leatherworking over bronze and copper :)
making armor from many layers of cloth does technically take more time than using bronze, but you can have hundreds of people working on making the materials and get a team of armorers to assemble it. with bronze, it's much harder to work with unless you are a craftsman, so it's more expensive. think of the difference between what an everyman could do in that society vs what specialty roles there were. with the Romans, women would make textiles while watching the house (Penelope from the odyssey) while bronzesmiths were expensive to teach, and due to sexism, were men. not to mention, textile material and animal fat were cheap while bronze was heavily expensive due to relative scarcity.
just a little history for all who wondered why it would be cheaper instead of bronze chest plates.
Not to mention most people were farmers anyways.
Ya. Of course it would take a single person 700 hours to make it. This is something an entire team would chip in to create, like a mail hauberk, except with flax. Its easy to see that if you split 700 between 10 people you could probably produce a few of these every month. Not to mention that they were probably not used very often compared to other items, so once you produced one you could probably use it for a long time. Wish he would mention that it was a team enterprise in the video.
The Spanish Inquisition well with the way his channel works he looks at the production and tries replicate it with the limit Human Resources and tools he has earned. So to him it seems inefficient use of time when in reality back then they could’ve had some sort of production set up to mitigate the cost.
@@PauloGarcia-sp5ws Didn't expect to see you here.
* Insert obligatory early post here *
Life insurance is the *best* possible sponsor for this channel.
I think the more important question is which cat you should hire, Pluto or Winky?