jaskier being the damsel in distress for 4 minutes straight

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  • @queraltgimenezgarcia7828
    @queraltgimenezgarcia7828 2 года назад +4787

    I love how they are on the run but wearing the brightest shade of purple because fashion comes first

    • @toschiworlds7212
      @toschiworlds7212 2 года назад +413

      If you're already on the run, you can at least look fabulous while doing it.

    • @SpiritedHeart94
      @SpiritedHeart94 2 года назад +308

      That purple coat gives Jaskier +10 charisma, of course he’s gonna wear it.

    • @gcrievous544
      @gcrievous544 2 года назад +153

      Let’s play a game of “Spot the main characters!”
      Difficulty level: dumb

    • @AntonioPerez-wf2lf
      @AntonioPerez-wf2lf 2 года назад +98

      When your custom character appears in a cutscene

    • @haliwebb-shafer2056
      @haliwebb-shafer2056 2 года назад +14

      the way I was just thinking this

  • @nonofyb
    @nonofyb 2 года назад +2865

    I love how he still tries to protect Yennefer, eventhough he was tortured just a second ago and is still bound to the chair

    • @beckypratt8218
      @beckypratt8218 2 года назад +122

      I couldn't tell if he was doing that to work with the story she was his wife so as not to arouse suspicion though. Sure it was a combination!

    • @stephenolder4552
      @stephenolder4552 2 года назад +67

      She did risk her life to save him, so I don't think he wants to see any harm to come to her.

    • @popelgruner595
      @popelgruner595 3 месяца назад +2

      Are you sure he didn't try to protect his opponent from HER?

  • @sweetandcynical
    @sweetandcynical 2 года назад +2144

    nothing is better than just the slightly panicked cries of "Geralt!" as Jaskier realises he has indeed fecked up and is in dire need of assistance

    • @sisu411
      @sisu411 2 года назад +88

      "Geralt!" is Jaskier for "Help!" 😂

  • @sufferinsilence5817
    @sufferinsilence5817 2 года назад +1921

    Jaskier going "ohh she's so scary" will never not crack me up

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 года назад +2152

    Geralt's "Uh yea we won't let that happen" is obviously great, but consider the fact that Jaskier literally just saw a friend on the side of the road, stopped to chat, and nearly died because of a genie. A hectic life to be sure

    • @livknapp6148
      @livknapp6148 2 года назад +84

      That’s just how bards be livin man

    • @miavelie2627
      @miavelie2627 2 года назад +1

      Not trying to be rude but it's a djinn

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 года назад +33

      @@miavelie2627 Jaskier called it a genie, so out of respect for the nearly dearly departed, I followed suit. "Died because of a djinn" is also a bit too close to a song lyric for my liking

    • @sergiomendoza4850
      @sergiomendoza4850 Год назад

      To be fair that’s the world they live in. There’s tons of northern kings and lords, the land is pretty dangerous to travel because of fighting between lords or humans fighting elves. Then there’s the monsters to worry about which are admittedly slowly dying off but can still just randomly kill you. Everyone’s lives are hectic lol.

    • @mimeka6846
      @mimeka6846 Год назад +8

      Best part, he got blamed for his own near death experience despite it being a certain witcher's wish.

  • @bookl0ver
    @bookl0ver 2 года назад +1071

    My favourite thing about all this is if you see Joey Batey's physique he's built similarly to Henry Cavill, yet the show does a great job of making him look fairly small and vulnerable with the clothing.

    • @malvaashdown
      @malvaashdown 2 года назад +145

      It looks like they're of the same height too even if it doesn't look like it most of the time in the show.

  • @toribarron8937
    @toribarron8937 2 года назад +793

    I love how he hates Yen, but he still tries to protect her because JASKIER is a ✨gentleman✨ I love him he’s the best.

    • @stephenolder4552
      @stephenolder4552 2 года назад +78

      I think they have a love/hate relationship. She did risk her life and missed her boat to save him, so he'd be a huge jerk if he wanted to see any harm come to her.

    • @carina-nonbinary
      @carina-nonbinary Год назад +9

      He doesn't hate her imo

    • @justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675
      @justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675 Год назад

      NO they're ✨besties✨ now

    • @sebrynaryan9003
      @sebrynaryan9003 Год назад +12

      It's his overall loyalty to his friends in general, he didn't give any information about Geralt while being tortured either... Absolutely love him

    • @justcallmeteacup4711
      @justcallmeteacup4711 Год назад +9

      I feel like they don't even really hate each other. They seem like those friends that enjoy snipping at each other and giving a hard time

  • @ryangray8075
    @ryangray8075 2 года назад +478

    1:48 Geralt grabbing Jaskiers arm to help him balance never fails to make me smile 😭 Geralt may act like he doesn't care but Jaskier is probably the closest person he has to a normal human friend. Geralt can't deny that despite Jaskier being an annoying twit, he stills loves him all the same

  • @rosascreed5124
    @rosascreed5124 2 года назад +762

    One of my favorite scenes in season two is in this! It's when yennefer rescues jaskier from the fire dude... and pretends to be drunk. That scene made me laugh so hard

  • @SpiritedHeart94
    @SpiritedHeart94 2 года назад +459

    0:19 that *”what?!”* had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yaoipigglet
    @yaoipigglet 2 года назад +194

    "PLEASE! Not the lute-"
    TWANG!!
    Lol

  • @emilycaskie5300
    @emilycaskie5300 2 года назад +273

    Can I just say 2:28 Geralt catching Jaskier when he falls backwards the sweetest thing!

  • @lionsroar2512
    @lionsroar2512 2 года назад +360

    Anyone else notice that at 1:26 Jaskier starts limping because Yennifer steps on his foot?

    • @Privatepain1234
      @Privatepain1234 2 года назад +29

      Lol, nice catch

    • @GrayShadowOfNight
      @GrayShadowOfNight 11 месяцев назад

      xD
      I was wondering why he switches from limping to running perfectly well lol

  • @mamabear2613
    @mamabear2613 2 года назад +305

    Our favourite damsel in distress 😉

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 2 года назад +150

    3:53 That fucking gentle strum bwahaha

  • @justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675
    @justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675 Год назад +64

    Yen pretending to be Dandelion's drunk wife is so fucking funny

  • @BreeNix
    @BreeNix Год назад +24

    I love when actors who are supposed to be playing injured characters, actually make it believable that they're scared. It's a lot harder to do than you would think.
    When Jaskier hears the elf healer say that he may die, and Jaskier reacts to that, you can see and hear panic and fear in his eyes and voice. That's not easy to do. Showing strong emotions outside of maybe joy is difficult to fake. Even when acting.

  • @LilBlueBastard
    @LilBlueBastard 2 года назад +337

    2:44
    Jaskier: *suffering and very scared*
    Geralt: *trying his best to comfort him*

  • @Bakedbeard0820
    @Bakedbeard0820 Год назад +112

    I’m reading the books and I kinda prefer book Gerald’s reaction. He’s genuinely afraid for his friend. Almost threatens violence to get him help and carried him a full day in his arms to get him help.
    Meanwhile show geralt is like “meh he doesn’t he does”

    • @varkrow
      @varkrow 24 дня назад

      Oh my gods, real. The acting absolutely carried in the show, but I completely loved their relationship a bit more in the books, honestly. Geralt has the thing that makes it difficult to express emotions, but he isn't a complete stoic, y'know?

  • @Chelly_Smelly
    @Chelly_Smelly 11 месяцев назад +23

    I would watch an entire spin off of Yen and Jaskier just traveling around snarking at each other 😭😭

  • @elisabethturner
    @elisabethturner 2 года назад +160

    "That pimply ass I'd remember anywhere." I'm.

  • @Commissar-unit-313
    @Commissar-unit-313 Год назад +17

    Ok the spitting alcohol on the fire guy is just good fast thinking

  • @samkoreen4238
    @samkoreen4238 2 года назад +91

    we love this damsel

  • @carina-nonbinary
    @carina-nonbinary Год назад +55

    The chemistry the characters have is carrying the whole series

  • @Foxytrot-sx2vd
    @Foxytrot-sx2vd 2 года назад +155

    Amazing how when they were on the run after Rience, Jaskier's finger wasn't even blistered from being burnt by Rience when he held up his hands at various times and he didn't even wince when placing his Jaskier hands on his Jaskier hips as Jaskier is wont to do. Actually, aside from a little bit of facial blood he didn't even look that bruised up. I would have thought for a bard who plays music a fire blistered finger would promote some concerns and protests and whinng but Jaskier handled it rather well. 😂

    • @malvaashdown
      @malvaashdown 2 года назад +19

      It happens all the time in this kind of tv shows and it’s always annoying. Jaskier has been punched and burnt and yet looks perfectly fine after leaning on Yen for a short escape.

    • @gabrielaciepy7075
      @gabrielaciepy7075 2 года назад

      @@malvaashdown lol it's the annoying 'tv logic' for me🤦‍♀️😂 maybe the show's directors thought that Yennefer healed him or something and that would excuse it haha

    • @malvaashdown
      @malvaashdown 2 года назад +3

      @@gabrielaciepy7075 She had no magic at this point, though... It's like you say "tv logic" or as we call it in French "facilité scénaristique", the lazy writing to keep the story running. I get why, but still, annoying.

    • @acomet2509
      @acomet2509 10 месяцев назад

      In s3 you can very briefly see the burns on his fingers outside of the spike door. It disappears later but you can kind of see or. Also! You can still play instruments with burn scars, according to the googling I did.

  • @crispyliza7050
    @crispyliza7050 2 года назад +74

    Best character in the show

  • @owenleal
    @owenleal Год назад +22

    Ive never seen this show but using a man's own magic fire as a lynx flamethrower against him, is pretty smooth.

  • @zee5057
    @zee5057 2 года назад +49

    I wish theres a comedy movie like this one fairytale. The Bard in distress

  • @ceciliaslepmet4840
    @ceciliaslepmet4840 2 года назад +73

    I love him so much

  • @NeurologicalNerd
    @NeurologicalNerd Год назад +29

    Lol totally unrelated but the little kiss at 0:59 was so cute 😂

  • @brooke7464
    @brooke7464 2 года назад +39

    Love him, he's my second favorite. Sure he annoys people but he's loyal to his friends even throught the damsel in distress is his job.
    Sometimes he comes off as, I don't like u, u are crazy or too much trouble for Gerald but I'll still be a gentleman about it.

  • @natsjaboria9904
    @natsjaboria9904 2 года назад +86

    He's a baby

  • @wheelyjon
    @wheelyjon 2 года назад +13

    I'm glad that during the time taken for the chair and running away at high speed to escape they had time to pick up my coat and put it on

  • @Acsissy1234
    @Acsissy1234 9 месяцев назад +4

    1:17
    I truly loved that moment cuz i did not saw it coming and it was pretty GENIUS move of her

  • @doomboi2727
    @doomboi2727 2 года назад +14

    I find it funny the way he says what when told to drop his trousers

  • @TheEuriot
    @TheEuriot 10 месяцев назад +3

    „Geralt…Geralt don’t leeeeave me!“ they’re an old married couple and no one can convince me otherwise 😅! 4:12

  • @dandelion_hamilton012
    @dandelion_hamilton012 3 месяца назад +1

    we not gonna talk about 2:46? geralts being a supportive bestie-

  • @JDGage
    @JDGage Год назад +6

    Though the choice to call Jaskier is closer to the books than Dandilion, but the rest of the writing of that show is completely off the beaten path.

  • @venomskull449
    @venomskull449 11 месяцев назад +6

    Seriously my favorite moment in the show 0:49 1:35

  • @geraltofrivia4237
    @geraltofrivia4237 Год назад +5

    2:45
    Jaskier: Fuck Geralt *wheezing noises while grabbing his husband*
    Geralt: Uhh.. yeah we won’t let that happen *supporting husband pats*

  • @samuelrodriguez9801
    @samuelrodriguez9801 2 года назад +7

    Well in the book Jaskier aka Dandelion was going to die if left untreated but his voice would've never recovered. XD

  • @Amadeo790
    @Amadeo790 2 года назад +119

    Been playing the first Witcher game and I am disappointed just how dull Jaskier is in the game in comparison XD

    • @ladykatie3958
      @ladykatie3958 2 года назад +8

      If it helps I haven’t had a chance to play any of them yet but what I’ve heard is that the third one is where all the good stuffs at

    • @candidlyopinionated19
      @candidlyopinionated19 2 года назад +9

      @@ladykatie3958 What you’ve heard is true… except for dandelion (jaskier). He’s got a very generic modern American accent and about as much personality as a loaf of white bread.

    • @bandanimals3710
      @bandanimals3710 2 года назад +3

      @@candidlyopinionated19 Sounds like someone didn't play his side quest...

    • @candidlyopinionated19
      @candidlyopinionated19 2 года назад +2

      @@bandanimals3710 the only thing that sticks out is the crimson avenger moment, admittedly funny, and the whole tavern thing. Is there something else I missed?

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@candidlyopinionated19Him making sure Priscilla is safe after the attack and he can save Geralt in Toussaint if you get the jail ending. Granted this is also a dandelion who has grown as a person and gotten to be more responsible and even impresses Geralt with how he genuinely wants to run a cabaret properly

  • @darkt2136
    @darkt2136 2 года назад +9

    Yennefer is life
    I love that witch too much! 🥺😍🔥👑

  • @lindseyburns1019
    @lindseyburns1019 2 года назад +6

    Henry’s legs are so fricking huge

  • @julksper7393
    @julksper7393 Год назад +2

    I still can see the resemblance between jaskier and alan from viva la dirt league and its on my mind since 😂

  • @Maia3311
    @Maia3311 Год назад +3

    She might list her power, but she still had balls and brain

  • @zachlewis9751
    @zachlewis9751 2 года назад +5

    I’ve never read the books and I’ve only played the third game. (Too many times). But from what I know, he played the roll perfectly.

  • @nefariouswatcher
    @nefariouswatcher Год назад +4

    Truly, Jaskier and Geralt were the only good things in season 2, and even with Jaskier they fucked up, he cost a poor guy his life.

  • @vprince1173
    @vprince1173 9 месяцев назад +2

    3:49 why does it sound so sexy help

  • @derechte6086
    @derechte6086 3 месяца назад

    She doesnt even use magic but her wits with the alcohol

  • @Iamtherealvicky
    @Iamtherealvicky Год назад +2

    0:59 "this is my wife" 😂😂😂

  • @aidanmckissick5939
    @aidanmckissick5939 Месяц назад

    Yen Does Make A Very Funny Drunk😂

  • @jornavyr2459
    @jornavyr2459 Год назад +3

    Hope you enjoy your new main character 😂

  • @Grintock
    @Grintock Год назад +3

    See, in the books he was never a damsel in distress. Sure he was no witcher or sorceress, but he was smart and took precautions

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh Месяц назад +1

      Except in Toussaint. And except Rience. And.... 😅

  • @dianethreadgold328
    @dianethreadgold328 Год назад

    I love roach the horse

  • @Sam-and-the-echos2009
    @Sam-and-the-echos2009 Год назад +1

    I only realized after watching this for the 50th time that yennifer kissed him

  • @whutzat
    @whutzat 2 года назад +19

    Yennifer is NOTHING like in the books. Not just her appearance, but her personality.

    • @lilywillow-7951
      @lilywillow-7951 Год назад

      What's she like in the books?

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat Год назад +1

      @@lilywillow-7951 Hard, deceptive, promiscuous, and utterly capable of obliterating any threats.

    • @lilywillow-7951
      @lilywillow-7951 Год назад +1

      @@whutzat I see. I guess she's insecure and lacking in ability in the show sometimes

    • @LadyMinstrel
      @LadyMinstrel Год назад +1

      That's why I like her here better than in the books or even the games.

  • @stan4668
    @stan4668 Год назад

    I'll take the blizzard!!! Send them to u 💕

  • @riirah1010
    @riirah1010 Год назад +2

    3:52

  • @user-pq1tx1um4m
    @user-pq1tx1um4m Год назад

    какая же она страшная. страх просто.

  • @Cryastel
    @Cryastel 2 года назад +2

    Lol

  • @saragantle1890
    @saragantle1890 Год назад +2

    Wasn't he a damsel in distress the whole show?

  • @jaysonmcoote5635
    @jaysonmcoote5635 Год назад +2

    When did this happen

  • @jaroslavhuss7813
    @jaroslavhuss7813 Год назад +1

    Jaskier, Dandelion, Marigold, Julian... How many names does he have?

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh Месяц назад +1

      Just Jaskier and Julian. Jaskier is a nickname

  • @quinnquinny2152
    @quinnquinny2152 Год назад

    What show is this from?

  • @iimalloww
    @iimalloww 2 года назад +6

    Whats the show?

    • @beckypratt8218
      @beckypratt8218 2 года назад +6

      The witcher

    • @iimalloww
      @iimalloww 2 года назад +3

      @@beckypratt8218 ty ^^

    • @miacat5630
      @miacat5630 2 года назад +5

      @@iimalloww give it a watch you won't regret it!

  • @benkrauss5041
    @benkrauss5041 2 года назад +1

    Is season 2 worth watching?

  • @thatonekidweallknow
    @thatonekidweallknow 2 года назад +2

    Straight? Hahahah

  • @PleaseHelpPleaseHelpPleaseHe
    @PleaseHelpPleaseHelpPleaseHe Год назад +2

    no one talks about how he grabbed his jacket when yen saved him from fire füçker

  • @madelinegarber7860
    @madelinegarber7860 11 месяцев назад +2

    Ok Jaskier is the best. Trying to protect Yen and Geralt protecting him. We knows he’s secretly in love with both of them.