Spider-Man Needs a Job
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
- "You're Hired!" is a stupid piece of garbage with Spider-Man and Michael Bloomberg in it so let's read it so I can go back to questioning how I got to this point.
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I like the part where Bloomberg magically absorbs all the red ink that covered Peter before talking with him. Maybe Bloomberg was bitten by a radioactive dry cleaner.
Would explain the response of women in his proximity
@@notoriousgoblin83
You have my laugh.
Nah, radioactive Henry the vacuum cleaner
@@notoriousgoblin83 I get it!
He makes women dry because of his dry cleaner abilities! 😉
He’s actually part rinsing machine.
You’ve sort of misunderstood what Mayor Bloomberg meant Huggbees, he means that since no New Yorker would have the shred of decency to give up a seat for a pregnant woman, Peter is literally the greatest man he’s ever seen in his entire life (since he’s the mayor of New York) for doing something mildly nice to another human being
This comment is in my favorite urinating spot
@@dryer1901 hang on bro, lemme join you
@@dryer1901 this comment about urinating spots is my favourite urinating spot
Sounds like New York. What a terrible place to be.
not a high bar in new york
The reason the T-Rex only appears in this one comic was because he got a job through Bloomberg’s jobs program™ cr and didn’t need to perform supervillainy anymore. This opportunity was not afforded to the Vulture, further enforcing his previous profiling.
Ah, I though Marvel was just at risk of being sued by Digimon
@@unfortunateimperial6019 Chad gundramon enjoyer
Can we acknowledge the woman wearing a sweater that literally says “made in NY” that is probably one of the most realistically absurd things I’ve seen in a comic book yet
It makes sense because it's a pregnancy shirt, "made in NY" is referring to the baby
i thought Andrew edited that on LOL
Honestly I didn’t question it since it was so natural
I didn't like it as much as the Captain America jacket in the 1st panel.
It's like they were playing "a shill for me, & a shill for you" game lol
@@jaygged6472 yeah that’s what I meant, I find it a bit silly but it makes sense
Should have come up with a villain who zaps your job away with a laser gun and Spidey has to apply for a new job with a bad resume.
But I thought the US economy has always been Peter Parker's greatest enemy?
"You have a laser that can alter people's employment status? With that technology you could end the employment crisis! Why are you using it to get me fired?"
"You don't get it, Spiderman. I don't want to end the employment crisis. I want to take away people's jobs! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
We already have that, it's called the US government.
I just invented one for my own comment
the economist he has the power to tank any company's finances forcing mass layoffs and economy collapse
he uses gadgets to hack the stock exchange and delete mortgage information bankrupting lending company's and the mass panic of people trying to withdrew their savings from the banks causes a run on the banks and the whole banking system crumbles
Even from the initial concept, there's a problem: You can't Fire a Freelance worker.
Peter doesn't Work for JJJ, he just takes pictures, and then sells them, and the Daily Bugle is just his most popular buyer.
It's like if I told a cashier at a shop I go to that they're fired, it doesn't make any sense.
Maybe they could say that JJJ blacklisted him instead?
@@athath2010 That'd make more sense, yeah.
But as is, this comic that wants to talk about job accessibility doesn't know what freelancing is.
Far as I know there are a few storylines where Peter actually does work for the daily bugle
Side note I'm pretty sure the reason he sells to them specifically is that Jameson doesn't ask too many questions
@@Sarah12471 honestly another reason might be JJJ's obsession with spiderman lol, I'm sure most newspapers wouldn't actually care about spiderman when other heroes exist
Weren't there some parts where Peter is actually employed there but regardless, good eye on that. I can't remember what the canon was at the time this was published.
Bloomberg feels like a Spiderman Villain whose power would be to absorb all large soda cups in a 50-mile radius.
Truly the worst type of villians
@@fishman5 I want to keep my big gulp damnit >:(
Lich King Bloomberg, Overlord of the Nanny State.
Oh great a bot
The nightmare of all Americans
"You wouldn't wipe your ass with shit" Is such a raw fucking line
strong opener
Classic huggbees humor
Hey I know that anti piracy ad aswell.
Let's be real, if a giant mechanical dinosaur really did attack NYC, all it would do is piss off all the people that are walking. That's the real crime.
Ey, they're walkin' there!
People in NY didn't care enough about a flying bat gremlin savagely attacking character actor Dick Miller to slow down or even look at it.
OUTTA MY WAY, DOOSHBEEEAAG
FUGGEDABOUTIT
Peter Parker's spider sense implies that he intentionally fell on Bloomberg and covered him in ink.
I mean who wouldn’t
Realistically, Peter would hate the man.
I mean spider sense also covers financial danger
Based.
@@abiodunsulaiman2297shut
Thank you, Mr Pringle
You joke about this like that was not his life long failed dream
I like how you don't just point out problems, but you go on to suggest clearly superior solutions in story writing. That tends to be the much harder part.
Give the dinosaur fat nuts
That’s what she said
While you were talking about the cover, all I could think about was why spiderman's left arm has 4 joints 💀
He's part spider so maybe that
Those are muscles. His thin but taut muscles have muscles on them.
His lats and deltoids make it look like he has extra joints
@@DocBree13 his forearm is bent
It's that particular artist's style, if I'm not mistaken. They accentuate muscles, extend arms, and contort them ever so slightly, which is cool because they end up with really unique poses.
It's a shame this cover looks like the hastily thrown-together corporate paycheck-printer the company thought it'd be; they could've done something really neat with it.
Fun fact! The intro to the first two Five Nights at Freddy’s games each start with a Help Wanted newspaper. It is more detailed and has more effort put into it than the one a the start of this comic. Think about, an INDIE DEVELOPER FROM 2014 has more time than MARVEL
and those two games also look better than security breach ever will, an INDIE DEVELOPER FROM 2014 is more competent than a WHOLE COMPANY
@@waffler-yz3gw Christ, friendly fire dude who pissed in your Cheerios
@@_plg steel wool studios
@@waffler-yz3gw Games are art. Art made by a committee is bound to be garbage. The only time non-indie games are good is when there's a single powerful person at the top in charge of the design using the other creators as tools to execute their vision. Another perfect example of this: Halo under Bungie with Joe Staten's firm hand vs Halo under 343 with design by committee. Another perfect example of this: Kojima Productions vs Metal Gear Survive. Games made by an entire company are only good when one person is the creator and the others work for them. When they're all creators, it's a pile of vomit. You can't execute 20-2000 visions at once. You can only execute one. If everyone's vision for the game is executed, nobody's is.
@@PosthumanHeresy you must not know much about art if you think it's inherently non-collaborative bruh
We need Electrosaurus in the MCU ASAP
we need Electrosaurus everywhere ASAP
It would finally be worth watching since they handed everything else off to children devoid of imagination.
@@srb-4g0-b2k17 ...... *as I sit here screaming horror into the void* ....
My favorite line from this comic is when Aunt may says: "Bloomberg Petered a peck of pickled Parkers."
And then spiderman says: "It's Bloomin time"
_”Listen kid, I need you to help me stop the evil Dr. Giuliani”_
😂
As a new Yorker I completely agree with these statements. In fact, meeting Bloomberg on the subway and spilling pen ink on him would just make us all happy
That Trex is awesome! I wish Marvel didn't forget about him. I mean there's so much potential in that character since he doesn't seem to have a backstory (at least not one I'm aware of), so he could be anything from an alien mercenary that just so happens to look like a dinosaur, to a mad scientist who wanted both dinosaur powers and cybernetics, or he could just be a random monster for heros to fight before finally reaching the main bad guy.
or simply a evil companion of dr Doom
Oh look another bot using the RUclipsr's PFP for a scam and hoping no one realizes it's not the actual Huggbees channel giving replies.
wow, hug bees is just scam! he stole my mony info and bout some kind of rinsing maschine with my money and i got no prize! im unsubscribing and suing!
His origin story is a show called "Digimon", but he's undercover as Shinegreymon.
The pregnant woman options made me laugh so hard
He's 100% right that the number 1 option is nothing.
"i dont wanna take money out of the good of my heart" unfortunately the IRS thinks otherwise
As a new yorker the idea of Mike Bloomberg even smelling the subway is hilarious to me.
"I couldn't even tell what party Bloomberg is in"
Me: the lemon party
😂😂😂💀
The best job Peter Parker ever had was at Horizon Labs. During the Brand New Day era (when this one shot was released) spidey worked mostly as a photographer at The DB, which is a renamed Daily Bugle after a buyout, and eventually at another paper called Frontline. Personally, i preferred the writing team letting pete work as a scientest during the Big Time arc, as it lets him use his intellect as opposed to the overdone shutterbug role. JJJ firing him from the mayor's office was the best thing that happened in the post-One More Day status quo shift
Bruh, are you forgetting his job as CEO of Parker Industries
@@whatsupwituholmes3978 true true. And personally, I think i liked Parker Industries more in Vol. 4 (right after superior spider-man) before they just turned him into Chad Worldwide Spider-Man during the All New All Different arc. They sorta just dusted it under the rug as Dan Slott's tenure as head writer came to an end.
I know marvel refuses to portray Peter Parker as anything other than a hard luck 20!-something, but the man needs a break employment-wise.
The JMS run from the early 2000s had him working as a school teacher, and i for one love that. But apparently marvel editorial thinks that makes him "seem too old" and had it canned during the OMD event in 2008.
Big lame.
@@whatsupwituholmes3978 wasn't that Ock's gig?
@@6f859 Otto started the company and by the time Peter got his body back he was a billionaire
Personally, I think I prefer when he has a less prestigious job since the whole point is that he's supposed to be an everyman and proof that anyone can be a hero even if they're poor and nerdy.
It actually makes perfect sense that the t-rex goes mostly unnoticed. It's holding a revolver, and everyone knows that anyone holding a gun in the united states just blends into the background.
As an American I can confirm. I’ve been standing in the middle of Central Park for 2 weeks and nobody has noticed me yet
@@Welsh7133 I have held 2 M60s in Columbus and people walked by me being really nice.
Maybe its just a midwestern thing
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That and its the marvel universe. A Cyborg, an ancient norse god, and a 90+ year old supersoldier can walk into a bar and no one bats an eye, any jackass with an engineering degree can out match our militarized police force, and the emanant end of the world isn't even an excuse to get off of work any more.
@@gunmunz you think wafflehouse even has a limited menu during thanos style invasions
[Redacted] can make literally anything entertaining
Never call him that again
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@@LostMindSparrow his name is hugbees you sicko!
@@python1972 fixed it :)
@@alex.g7317 werdnA
This comic implies that Norman Osborn isn't the worst guy to be mayor in marvel comics
I love comics like these. Ethier we have whatever IRL guest star appear, shill whatever they need to shill/tell the hero thier life story as a peptalk and leave until the final pages. Or we have them directly get involved so we have shit like Faze clan vs the Riddler or a bunch of teachers armed with OfficeMax supplies kicking the shit out of Dr Doom. There's no middle ground.
The only one I've seen do it in a way where I'm like "...yeah that works actually" is The Punisher/Eminem. Eminem is a childhood friend of the supervillain Tombstone in the Marvel Universe (who exploits that trust to try to kill him for a paid hit), and Eminem in gangland combat isn't an absurd type of villain fighting for him to be engaged in. He doesn't get superpowers or fight with any absurd implements. His power is the same as Frank's: guns. And Frank is still the better one, Eminem is along for the ride as his temp sidekick because Frank is trying to save him from Tombstone. It integrates Eminem well enough that it just feels like "yeah, Eminem of Earth-616 showed up once". Since Frank isn't the kind of character to get a life story peptalk and Eminem's backstory is unique to the Marvel Universe here, altered from real life, it avoids that trap. Since he's with The Punisher, they keep it grounded enough that he isn't out of place. "Guy who ran with the villain in gangs before but got big" isn't even odd.
Thought Spider-Man's job involved DMing custom toe pics to J. Jonah Jameson
that "verbally assaulted by a crackhead" line legitimately had me collapsed on the floor. Jesus
a good way to make the figure that has to be in the comic for no reason relevant to the story and seem cool is to have the hero kinda losing or just having trouble in general and they go "spiderman, catch" and toss them a stick or any other useful thing to turn the tides. after that they can meet each other at lunch or whatever to discuss politics or promote the thing, a lot more organic than "oh hey i just happened to run into the alter ego of this superhero who from my pov is just some random guy and thought i'd just become his best friend i guess"
A robot dinosaur with a big revolver and shoulder Gatling guns is an amazing combination.
Ok I googled and there literally isnt a single other video or article about this comic
what great uncovered treasure
You know, I always find the best part of these videos to be how you come up with a better plotline than the writers. Especially with the Batman meets Faze Clan one, your plot actually sounded good and did the Riddler vs Batman dynamic justice! Of course, you're the one I learned that dynamic from, so of course you'd do it perfectly, but still!
The funniest joke in the whole book hands down has to be “new york has the best transit system in the world”
As a New Yorker myself I'm sad to agree.
legitimately these videos are my absolute favorites of Huggbees, and i will watch every single one
Yeah... Rainbow Batman and Faze Batman were hilarious.
Idea: Spider-Man stops a robbery or mugging and the robber says something about not being able to find a job. Spider-Man tells him to check the local newspaper or something and the man says he’s already checked, but can’t seem to find anything. Spider-Man leaves with this in mind and goes off to stop a supervillain who has decided to attack a political rally. Spider-Man meets with Michael Bloomberg and hears about the employment program. He asks Bloomberg for some help with something and goes back to the robber. Bloomberg and Spider-Man then team up to use this program and help this man get a job.
This isn’t related to the video, but I have to say that it’s rare when a RUclipsr makes content I always enjoy AND they upload regularly. You are a godsend, my friend
If they gave Bloomberg powers, what would his power be? Shoots metrocards out of his sleeves? Summons a subway cart from mid air?
Mass hypnosis and mild mind control via his massive media company...
The power to stop and frisk.
The power to gentrify entire cities?
When you are three panels in and you realize they forgot to remove the lourm ipsum, you know you are in for a bad time.
You're hard at work
I'm hard, at work
We are not the same
Peter to JJJ, many times: "You can't fire me, I'm freelance." There's a reason why the guy with a SECRET IDENTITY didn't become a staff photographer.
18:20-relatable
Gotta love that the image on the woman’s shirt is on the layer above her hand
that dinosaur is 100% just a de-censored yugioh card
"Spiderman: Wants a Home"
I find it highly amusing that mayor stop and frisk would somehow just not know or seemingly care that A mechanical T rex with a revolver the size of a minivan is just galavanting through his city
All these celebrity cameo messups could be solved with one thing: writing the character as interesting/likeable/relevant to people who don't know the celebrity. The same way you write fictional characters.
5:54
As a Vienna resident i literally just had a laughing fit.
spider-man earns no money, does he steal to keep himself alive?
He's a socialist
I’m assuming he kept that stolen $100. For shame, Spider. For shame.
he usually works a job on the side which is probably why he got fired and there's still so much gun wielding dinosaur crime
I'd pay like $5 for that high school comic.
Nothing beats taking an exquisite shit and watching a huggbees video at the same time
Facts, just dropped one while watching this masterpiece.
I respect that Huggbees first course of action after surviving a hurricane is to shit on a bad comic book, what more proof of life do you need
You put more effort into this video than the writers did on the comic
The most unrealistic thing I've seen in a comic: Peter, a New Yorker, claims he's going to quickly find a public restroom in Manhattan, and several other New Yorkers are like yes we believe you.
Even better, Spiderman beats up the The Vulture, only to find out that the vulture now has a steady job and was simply taking his money to the bank. Bloomberg appears out of nowhere and shames him for his criminal profiling and explains the workforce1 program
i mean, spiderman needing a very expensive very important upgrade to his suit couldve been a nice plot as well, but he couldve just used his connections with ironman for that
they were so close to an actual story, all the pieces were there. they've already established that vulture needs money but is resorting to theft. maybe he targets bloomberg but when bloomberg tells vulture about the job program he realizes there is work out there even for him, maybe as like a flight instructor or engineer or something. cheesy but it's kinda the main idea
i'm pretty sure a "Bloomberg" is that thing they sell at Outback Steakhouse
Electrosaurus is simply too metal for Marvel. There's no doing him justice with the current crop of comic writers.
I am so pumped about you constantly talking about weird obscure comics I can't explain it
"Whoever was paid to write this SUPERHERO comic has a life as bland as *white toast on bread"* absolutely sent me!
He did this with the Faze clan Batman comic, too. After reading the crappy comic, he just comes up with a new idea for the comic and essentially re-writes it in the span of 2 to 5 minutes. If this RUclips thing doesn’t work out, he’s got a talent for writing.
14:05 Perfect Score. Of course. I once shot an ad (in Word) STRAIGHT OUT OF MY ASS about a cheese delivery service that was a poorly done MS Paint job of a septic sucking truck that claimed to "have never lost a cheese" in a purely snarky, tongue-in-cheek stab at the assignment, which I thought was stupid AF. Got an "A" with a comment on the title font that I used. (omg).
I was expecting it to bounce for a do-over the whole time.
Huggbees, a Florida man, dissing New York is like watch a gorilla fight the reflection in a mirror.
I had a rework idea for this comic, Bloomberg becomes IRON BLOOMBERG and helps spiderman defeat the giant gun toting t rex whos controled by like dr doom or something cause that feels like one of dr dooms plots, and during the comic they have a real discussion about new yorks actual problems along with THIS GIANT GUN TOTING TREX!
They introduced the coolest most badass character ever, and hes stuck in a terrible comic. This is heartbreaking. You will be missed, Badassasaurus
I grew up a military kid in the early 00s. There were a ton of Marvel crossovers promotional comics with the US military. And they were every bit as awful and forced as this bloomberg comic.
Actually, they were worse. We never got a giant robo-rex with guns.
The least believable thing here is Bloomberg being taller then a fire hydrant.
Spider-Man doesn't have any prior references so therefore he can't get a job
Can’t believe J. Jonah fired him. :(
9:12 "A dinosaur sized revolver" with reverb
3:00 this is very common in media it is meant if there is a large wall of small unreadable text so there’s no reason to give it meaning
The text is the subject of the panel and it is 4 sentences
Yes he must definitely does
We NEED the reading of your presidential comic from school. Maybe even update it
This may be the earliest i've been to a Huggbees video. Needless to say, its a check off the bucket list.
Thank goodness Peter has so much experience dealing with alien parasites.
I wholeheartedly believe that every single marvel movie to date would be improved by a cybernetic tyrannosaurus rex with a gigantic revolver. Why hasn't this been done yet.
I’ve watched like 10 Huggbees vids now and I’m convinced he has no eyebrows
I think anyone can come up with a better story then this that gets the advert across but also makes sense .
Peter is sent to photograph the mayor at an event . a new villan called the economist appears and his power is crashing businesses forcing everyone who works for that company to become unemployed. spiderman fights him but keeps having to rescue distraught people running into danger crying about losing there job . in the end spiderman beats the economists and now the clean up starts . Bloomberg and spiderman start a helpline for all the effected people to help them find employment ( shoehorn the advert here ) ending with a speech from bloomberg about the American spirit and how even in trying times you can fight through any disaster just like spiderman . end
I was watching this out loud and my son came running in at 8:56 thinking I was watching his favorite spiderman cartoon. The voice work is just that good!
If they really wanted Bloomberg to look like a good guy, they should have given him a rocket launcher and had him go against the T-Rex as well
13:11 Huggbees, most of Europe uses the numeric system. I thought the Freshman-Senior-Sophomore-Junior System (not in that order, of course.) was used in America. We say 12th Grade, not Senior Year.
AND THAT'S WHY OCK WAS THE _SUPERIOR_ SPIDER-MAN. HE MADE HIS OWN BUSINESS.
So Bloomberg doesn’t want Peter having been fired to derailed his job search except for the part where he wasn’t searching for a job until after the fact. And with that sentence I think I’ve put more thought into the comic than anyone say for this Unstable maniac!
i had a yt search page open in the background and suddenly out of the quiet i hear huggbees talking. I click on the page only to see somehow youtube opened a brand new just released huggbees video on its own, i feel like a proud parent finding out its child made the right decision in life, only that i have a reason to be proud.
6:35 New York's Subway system was world class at the level of European cities during the 90s but the subway has gone to crap ever since the 2008 crisis where all of the budget was severely slowly cut to where we are now.
I think I speak for all of us when I say we're going to need to see that Obama comic
I think they went the wrong route trying to have Bloomberg explain his program to Peter. Maybe have Spidey fighting the Sinister Syndicate who are robbing a bank just so they can get by. Then have Bloomberg swoop in and explain to the Syndicate how his program can help them. Then they get regular, well-paying jobs and retire from supervillainy.
Spider-Man:homeless
bloomberg would absolutely HATE spider-man. as would…almost any politician? controlling people via laws is kinda their entire thing, and spider-man obviously operates outside of the law. mixing real politicians and superheroes is a bonkers idea to me.
Bro, you have over-thought this in a big way.
your beard is looking as majestic as ever
I must admit I like the mechanical T. rex idea. I’ll take it for my own writing works.
I'd more interested in reading what you write than the marvel political universe
@@ProfessorArt1 After the Covid advertisement comic that just came out, I feel encouraged to actually write something good.
@@pysz6748 Just don't sell it to disney when you make a live action version ;)
@@ProfessorArt1 Oh I assure you, I have no interest in Disney.
Opening lines were gold
We got a giant T-Rex with cybernetic enhancements, wielding a dinosaur sized revolver…
And yet the most unbelievable thing about this comic is the idea of Mayor Bloomberg playing basketball.
Spiderman can't go homeless he's got that fortnite collab money
It is unlikely to be verbally abused in Singapore by a crackhead, because anyone on crack will be sentenced to up to 10 years in prison, and drug dealers can be executed. But regardless, the transport is amazing there.
I thought that was Wilson Fisk’s malnourished and slightly disfigured cousin on the cover behind Spidey…
Just found out that lorem ipsum is basically just placeholder text. It's also derives from dolorem ipsum which apparently translates to "pain itself"